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Mom, I'll reorganize the stuff later.

You don't have to do that.

Oh, I'm just... I'm just organizing a little bit for you, honey.

Mom, you just got here. Just come relax.

I know, just... The kitchen, it's like...

It can work so much better just a few things could be adjusted, you know?

You need a girlfriend here to kind of...

Put things in order for you.

I can't relax right now. I'm a little, a little tense.

Well, mom, everything's going to be, everything's going to be all right. I

it's, you're stressed out with everything, but.

I know it will be eventually, but right now I'm just, well, I don't know.

Frustrated and pissed.

Thanks for letting me crash here with you.

I can't believe this is going on with your dad.

I... I can't... I can't believe it.

You've taken the house? How the fuck did he get the house?

I... I know. I said that lawyer is just really good. God.

I know.

I'm sure, like... Like, what man does that?

I'm on the... Like, he's going to put me out and keep... What the fuck?

And seriously, like... He... He cheated on me. Do you know that?

He cheated on me.

I can't believe it.

I know.

You know, I've thought about cheating on him so many times.

I guess maybe I shouldn't have told you that.

But it's true. I did.

But thought about it. That's it. Thought about it. I never did.

You know, I like to have fun and, you know, have cocktails with the girls and

stuff and go out. But did I ever? No.

But him?

Yeah. He goes off and does it.

Yeah, I know. It's really shitty, Mom.

It is. It's so shitty.

And he even has a little fucking cock, too, because, you know, how could he

possibly please that girl if he doesn't even have a big dick?

Sorry. I know it's your dad, but... I'm sorry.

But damn it, it's true.

I mean, I wouldn't let him move in if... So... I'm sorry. I shouldn't be talking

to you like this. That's all right, Mom. I know he's an asshole.

We're going to get it straightened out.

Like, we got you that new lawyer. Like, there's no way that they're, you know.

You're definitely going to be able to get a bunch of that money. I don't know

we can get the house back, but.

And either way, like, you can stay here as long as you want. It's not even about

that. It's like, you're the shithead.

Oh, thank you, sweetheart.

That's so nice.

Yeah, that's great.

I'm not going to stay and take up your time, though. I know you've got your own

life. You've got girls coming in and out. I mean.

The girlfriend, there's not a girlfriend right now?

I'm single right now.

Well, still.

But I mean.

I mean, you don't need your mom here, like, looking over your shoulder while

have whatever going on.

I really don't mind. It's fine. Like,

I even, like, I gave you the master, so I kind of redid it and got you some new

sheets and stuff.

You don't have to do all that. You don't have to give me the master.

Yeah, I don't need it. I can sleep on the couch, honey. Come on. No, you're

sleeping on the couch.

Save the bedroom for you and your friends.

It's already done, okay? I just want you to be comfortable.

I don't want you to be stressed out.

I'm already stressed out.

So you did all that for me?

Yeah. Like last minute? Thank you.

Yeah, of course.

They're so sweet.

Thank you.

Should I go check it out?

Yeah.

It's your own pack.

You don't really have to give me this room.

It's going to be kind of like old times when Dad used to be traveling all the

time. I mean, you hanging out again.

I love it.

Yay.

All right.

I'm going to go check it out. Okay.

Just let me know if you need anything else. All right.

Hey, do you have a big bowl I can put scrambled eggs in?

All you have are these little bowls?

Yeah, I think there's some in the other cabinet, I think, Mom.

What do you...

What are you doing?

I'm making breakfast.

You don't have to do that.

You want coffee?

I mean, yeah, that's fine.

I usually don't even eat breakfast.

I just eat it later.

Are you crazy? It's the most important meal of the day.

You can't miss breakfast.

Do you have a whip around here?

Maybe in the drawer.

In here?

Yeah.

I guess I'll just use a fork.

Mom, you're... You're using a fork. What?

Mom, your robe's open.

Oh.

Sorry.

It's okay.

You don't need to see... You don't need to see mom boobs.

Sorry, I look a little stupid.

I'm sorry.

It's all right.

You don't need to see that, do you? All right. I don't look too

bad, though, do I?

No, fine.

All right, I got the coffee going. What are you taking your coffee?

Oh, just black is okay.

All right.

Well, look at you.

You're looking good.

You've been working out lately, huh?

Yeah, yeah, I've been going.

Ah, nice.

Oh,

how do you get so strong like that? Your dad never worked out. I always wanted

him to. He never did.

So lazy.

But you aren't taking, like, those steroids, are you? I mean, because

healthy. I've heard about that stuff.

No, I'm not doing that.

Oh, that's good, because those look really big. I mean, like, you know.

not that big.

But no, I just... They look good, honey. So what do you want?

I'm doing eggs. Do you want sausage and bacon?

Will you eat both?

Yeah, that's probably fine.

Do you got all that stuff?

Yeah, I went to the store, of course. You don't have to worry about that while

I'm here.

I'll make breakfast every day.

Okay, you really don't have to. I'll let you know when everything's ready.

Okay, thanks. Cream and sugar?

Just black. Just put ice cube in it, okay?

Okay. Cool it down a little bit? Yeah.

Okay, thanks, Lauren. Mm -hmm.

Mom, what the fuck?

Baby,

I'm so sorry. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

What the... I'm just... I was just trying to get in, like, a new workout

going. I'm sorry. What the hell is this thing?

Well, I ordered it. It's part of my new workout routine.

It's huge. You know, I'm getting new abs. I can do yoga.

You know, getting, like...

Excited about getting back into shape again.

But I'm so sorry. I apologize. I thought you were coming back for like three

hours. Right? I mean, I thought I had some time.

Yeah, Mom, but I take off early sometimes.

Oh, my gosh. You don't need to see me like this. Forgive me. I'm so sorry.

I'm really embarrassed.

I should like... I don't know. I just wanted to get in some new workout stuff,

you know, because I was feeling... Mom, why are you doing it naked, though?

Because I just wanted to feel more free, you know? Try new things. It's like

you're, you know, dad and I separated.

I just... I'm so embarrassed.

It's okay.

I guess I don't need to... It's all right. I guess I don't need to... You

need to see me like this.

I should probably... Can you help? I can't get out of this thing. Yeah. Can

help me up? Yeah. Can you help me up?

I know, it's big, right?

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, just, yeah. Yeah, help me out.

All right.

Okay. I can't. Mom, this is crazy.

What's wrong with you?

I thought it was going to be a fun new way to work out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All

right. Okay.

I should go put some clothes on, right?

Yeah, it's okay. Maybe I shouldn't be naked in the living room anymore. I

know. Yeah, I'm not mad or anything.

Let's not.

Yeah. All right. All right. Sorry. It's okay.

Whoa.

Baby, what are you doing?

I thought you were going to be gone later.

Oh, shit. I'm sorry.

I used to see.

I remember you used to do this when you were younger. I caught it a few times.

Were you mad about that?

Yeah.

I'm sorry, Mom. I just, I don't know what I was thinking.

I mean, your dad never had anything like this.

Like a real cock like that.

I bet the girls have a lot of them.

So big.

It's my fault, okay?

You didn't do anything wrong.

I'm sorry, okay?

Hey, Mom, did you need something?

Yeah, I just want to talk to you. Okay.

I want to talk to you about what happened the other night.

Mom, that was, like, that was totally my fault. Like, it's not going to happen

again. Like, I just was, you know, like, I was really horny. I wasn't thinking

straight. And I know you were at the bar with your friends, and you weren't

thinking. It wasn't your fault. So, like.

Well, I don't think it was either of our fault, but I.

I liked it.

Okay? I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

Mom, don't say that, okay?

It was just, it was like an accident, okay? I haven't been that horny and

on in years.

I wasn't really hot, baby.

Mom, don't say, don't say that stuff, okay?

We're living together now, we can't.

I don't see why we can't do that.

Remember when you were little and you used to snuggle in bed with me when you

thought I was sleeping?

Do you remember?

You used to rub yourself against me. Do you remember that?

I... You were... You weren't, like, asleep?

No.

You used to rub yourself against me.

I used to see the laundry. I know what was going on.

I thought you were asleep. I feel you against me.

You're saying you don't want it?

Tell me it doesn't make you hot.

Tell me you don't want it.

I can tell you want it too.