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Man, nice of Steve to invite
us over for the fight.
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That pay-per-view ain't cheap.
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Come on, Hank.
You know the guy.
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Nothing he does is "nice", okay.
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He's gotta be working
some kind of angle.
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Yooo, Hoagies!
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Welcome to the new and
improved Chateau DelVecchio.
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- Hey, Steve!
- What's up, man.
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[clears throat]
Shoes off...
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- Yes!
- Ohh...Ho ho!
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Woah. You got a foosball table?
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Cedars from the same forest
that supplies of Vatican.
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It's pretty dope, huh?
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Ah, you know, I'm more of a
shuffleboard guy myself,
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but it's alright.
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That's a lateral move at best,
Hoagies.
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Oh! Excuse me for a second.
I have to take the pizza
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out of the Crustus Maximus Smart
Industrial-Grade pizza oven.
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See Hank,
what I tell ya, okay?
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This whole thing is
just a flex.
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He's trying to make
us jealous of
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his new post-divorce
bachelor pad.
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Yo, the pizza's ready everyone!
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- Ow, ooh, ooh!
- Careful, Frank.
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I set it to Cremation Mode.
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So, what do you think
of the spot, Hoagies?
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It's not bad, eh?
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It's alright, dude.
It's a nice place, you know,
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it's just a little generic,
but y'know-- that's all.
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Are you being serious?
I've seen your house, Hoagies.
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Three words:
"Live, Laugh, Love."
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Ha ha yeah, that's all Tammy,
my guy, okay.
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Let me tell ya: if I had
full creative control,
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I would build the most epic
house of all time.
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Oh, yeah?
More epic than this?
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Oh! There she is:
the Hizaki Goliath--
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The biggest TV in Glantontown.
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I had it officially verified
by a notary, you know.
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[TV] Ladies and gentlemen,
it's the moment you've all
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been waiting for...
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Thank frickin' God.
Yo, this better be worth it.
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[TV] Jones leads with a jab
and- Oh! Oh! Slonavich is down!
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The ref steps in!
This is over, folks! It's over!
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Dammit!
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♪ Well, I used to work
in hot dog factory ♪
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♪ until them
robots came along, ♪
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♪ and now there is no
job for me, ♪
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♪ but I get three thousand
bucks a month. ♪
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♪ Thanks to UBI. ♪
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♪ Now we're Universal
Basic Guys. ♪
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♪ It may not sound like much,
but we're still gonna try. ♪
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♪ We're just Universal
Basic Guys. ♪
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What the hell?
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Mark!
What the hell is this?
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Oh, it's a shuffleboard table.
It's pretty cool, huh?
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Why is it in the foyer?
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My original idea was to put it
over there in the living room,
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but the angle was trickier
than I thought and
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the thing weighs
like 400lbs, so.
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I mean honestly, I think it
kinda works here.
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Like, ties the room together.
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Aw, the walls are
all scuffed up!
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Uh, small price to pay for
endless entertainment, Tam.
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I mean c'mon, what's better
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than walking into the most
classic bar game of all time?
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An unobstructed
path to my bedroom?
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Okay, fair... but this is a
shared space and we both
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have valid preferences,
so... I feel like
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we should let
Darren weigh in here.
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No. Get rid of it.
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Oh, c'mon, Tam, Steve,
frickin' DelVecchio got
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to decorate the house
of his dreams.
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Meanwhile, I can't even put
one 14-foot shuffleboard
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table in our entranceway?
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It's ridiculous, Tam.
It's frickin' North Korea.
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Well, if you wanna get divorced
like Steve and live alone in a
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barcade, be my guest.
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Until then, get this
thing out of our foyer.
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Oh, come on. I don't ever get
a say in house stuff!
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I got all these design ideas and
nowhere to express them.
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I'm gonna frickin' die without
ever having the chance to
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build the house of my dreams
from scratch.
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[explosion!]
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Whoa...
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Yeah, I dunno. One minute I'm
lighting Cubans...
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... with $100 bills,
next thing I know,
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I'm waking up on the lawn.
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Shot outta there like
a champagne cork.
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Apparently it was a gas leak.
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Hey, well, thank God
for insurance, right?
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Yeah, the only thing is, uh...
I don't got any.
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What do you mean you don't got
it? You don't got insurance?
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Yeah, try to uh,
avoid putting my
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name on any uh,
official paperwork.
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Uh... do you have any savings
at least?
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Eh every cent I owned was
stashed the walls of that place.
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Or uh, wait a minute,
hand me that shoe.
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Alright, let's see here.
Got uh, 10K.
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That's not gonna be enough
to rebuild my house.
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Place was fully tricked out.
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Porcelain jags.
Exotic fish tank.
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Custom wet bar with
the backlit shelving.
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The works.
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Why don't you just uh...
do one of those things
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where you ask people
for money on the Internet?
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You talking like an OnlyFans?
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Ooh no, a GoFundeee!
That's a good idea, Hank.
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My patients do 'em all the
time to pay for medical bills.
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You know one lady got so
much for her brain surgery
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she ended up getting
her boobs done too.
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I can help you set it up!
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Hey Tam... Psst...
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Is this gonna be enough?
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I mean, he's basically
starting from scratch here.
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You know... you said you wanted
a chance to build
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your man-child dream house.
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Maybe this is your opportunity
to get it out of your system.
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Huh.
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Uh... can you build a whole
house for 10K?
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Of course I can, dude.
They do like whole remodels
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for less on those
renovation shows.
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Alright, well, why don't
you get started
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and I'll set up his GoFundeee
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and see if I can get you
some more money.
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Hey Mernft, don't worry, bud.
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We are gonna build you the
house of my dreams!
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Simplest way to do it is to
go off the original design.
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Rebuild your friend's
place just like it was.
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Alright c'mon, George.
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I need you to be a little
more imaginative, okay.
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We can do anything, okay.
Just imagine what's possible.
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Well, with your current budget,
not much.
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Alright George, okay, It's
not about the money, okay.
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This is about dreams.
I don't wanna just rebuild
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the house here okay,
I want to build something
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frickin' mind-blowing.
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Okay. I'll do my best.
What are you thinking?
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Alright well number one:
it's gotta be fun, okay.
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But it's also gotta
be functional.
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Something like y'know,
what if every bedroom
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opens into the kitchen?
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So it's in the center
of the house?
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Bingo. Flower pedal design.
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You walk out your door to
fresh eggs every morning,
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I mean, that's living,
right George?
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You can't do that.
It'd be impossible to ventilate.
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Can't? No-no.
I don't wanna hear that word.
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Do you want to die of
carbon monoxide poisoning?
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Alright fine, I'm flexible
on the kitchen.
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But the clap-on fireplace,
that's a must.
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Oh also, what do you
know about building down?
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Down? Like, what, a
tunnel or something?
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Ehh... I'm thinking more like
a Batcave, y'know?
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You're gonna have to be
more specific.
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We talking Affleck?
Dark Knight?
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Michael Keaton.
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Well, in that case,
and I'd have to watch
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the movie again to get
a real sense but...
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you're probably looking at
this number right here...
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Oh.
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Alright, Mernft Man.
I wrote up the story--
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house exploded,
third-degree burns,
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lost everything.
Anything else I should add?
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Honestly, Tam,
life's not so bad.
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I drink scotch, kick
back, bet on the ponies.
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You allowed to write fiction?
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Ah c'mon, Mernft, there's
no reason to act all tough.
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You gotta make people
feel for you.
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The sadder it sounds,
the more they donate.
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Maybe there's something from
your past?
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Anything from your childhood?
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I mean, I guess you could say
I was a little neglected,
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but I don't know if it's
gonna move the needle.
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Ooh, tell me about that...
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Ah you know. Usual stuff.
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Dad wasn't around.
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Mom was a basket-case.
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Only time she ever said,
"I love you" was
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to our pet parrot.
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Sometimes, you know,
I'd just sit there listening to
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the bird as it said, "I love
you" over and over again.
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Just, you know, imagining
she was saying it to me.
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Oh, my God! Mernft Man.
That is heartbreaking!
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Yeah, nah it's alright.
Builds character, you know.
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Yeah well, it might also
build you a house.
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Keep it coming, Mernft!
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Welp. It's over! My dreams
have been shattered.
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What happened?
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Can't rebuild Mernft Man's
house-- way too expensive,
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just the four-story fire
pole alone: 20 grand!
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And that's before the
candy cane paint job.
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Well, maybe this will help.
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Holy-- does that-- $25,000?!
Are you serious? How?!
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I just asked Mernft
about his life, and--
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turns out-- he's a
bottomless pit of sad stories.
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People really feel bad for him.
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Mernft Man? Y-- Really?
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Alright, well, time to turn
those tears into chandeliers.
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Hey George? We're back on.
Get me that Air-Crane.
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We got a TV to move.
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Alright nice work, fellas.
Nice work...
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Walk-in toilet's looking great,
Paulie, good job.
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Um, Mr. Hoagies, there's an
issue with the laser room.
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Apparently the beams
can't cross.
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George. It's a room for
practicing walking around a
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buncha lasers like Catherine
Zeta Jones in Entrapment, okay!
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The lasers gotta cross,
end the story.
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I-- I understand.
It's just--
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George... who told you no?
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I think his name was Walt,
maybe?
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No. I mean. As a child. Who was
it that told George that he
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couldn't accomplish anything
he set his mind to?
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I mean, a lot of people.
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That's why I gave up
and went to
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work at my dad's
construction company.
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Well, I believe in you, George.
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And together, we're gonna
make the coolest house
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that anyone in Glantontown
has ever seen.
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Are you with me?
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As long as you got the budget,
I'm with you.
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Yo, that's the spirit.
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So how about you give your
boy Walt a call
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and tell him yo, those
lasers are gonna cross.
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Yes, sir.
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Hank, how are we looking
on the foundation?
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Uh... I think something's wrong
with the cement,
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It's like... too wet
or something.
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Okay yeah-- you're gonna have
to figure that one out, Hank.
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I gotta-- a TV's here-- I gotta
deal with this real quick.
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Uh... okay.
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Alright, keep going,
keep going, you're good...
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You're good...
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- Huh.
- What's the matter?
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Did we measure this thing?
Cuz... yeah,
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just, uh eyeballing it,
doesn't look
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bigger than the Goliath, so...
nah. Not gonna cut it.
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Sounds like he won a
full-on custom job.
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It'll run you another 50K,
but I can make it happen.
239
00:09:01,983 --> 00:09:02,818
50K, huh?
240
00:09:03,052 --> 00:09:05,691
It seems like this TV is
pretty important to you.
241
00:09:05,725 --> 00:09:07,828
Are you really gonna let $50,000
242
00:09:07,929 --> 00:09:09,800
stand in the way of
your dream house?
243
00:09:09,833 --> 00:09:12,538
Well said, George.
Well said.
244
00:09:12,605 --> 00:09:14,374
- Get it done.
- You got it.
245
00:09:15,176 --> 00:09:18,048
Hey, babe, you know that boob
job you've been talking about?
246
00:09:18,416 --> 00:09:19,586
Booook it!
247
00:09:19,919 --> 00:09:22,157
The nuns used to call me
"Jelly Boy..." and make
248
00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:24,630
me run laps while the
other kids ate dessert.
249
00:09:24,763 --> 00:09:26,900
At night, I'd have to
sneak into the sacristy
250
00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:29,137
to binge eat the unblessed
communion wafers.
251
00:09:29,237 --> 00:09:32,244
One night, they caught me and
took turns beating me
252
00:09:32,277 --> 00:09:34,315
over the head with a frozen
cookie dough chub.
253
00:09:34,415 --> 00:09:36,485
Wow Mernft. That is awful.
254
00:09:36,586 --> 00:09:38,523
The GoFundeee's
gonna eat this up.
255
00:09:38,557 --> 00:09:41,629
Gotta say, Tam. I was skeptical
about digging this stuff up...
256
00:09:41,663 --> 00:09:44,201
but uh... y'know, it's
giving me some clarity.
257
00:09:44,234 --> 00:09:45,203
Hey, I'm glad to hear it.
258
00:09:45,504 --> 00:09:48,844
I guess I just never had anyone
I could open up to, you know?
259
00:09:48,878 --> 00:09:50,748
Someone who could listen
without judging me.
260
00:09:50,848 --> 00:09:52,083
Well, I'm happy to help.
261
00:09:52,183 --> 00:09:54,755
Anyway, I think that's enough
sad stuff for today.
262
00:09:54,789 --> 00:09:55,924
Alright, yeah.
263
00:09:56,024 --> 00:09:57,628
Though there is one
more thing I'd like
264
00:09:57,728 --> 00:09:58,797
to get off my chest,
you know.
265
00:09:58,930 --> 00:10:00,535
Oh... uh... what's that?
266
00:10:00,635 --> 00:10:02,071
I gotta come clean
about something.
267
00:10:02,171 --> 00:10:06,212
The day my house exploded
was also my birthday,
268
00:10:06,245 --> 00:10:07,815
so I got myself a cake...
269
00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,019
Started blowing out
the candles.
270
00:10:10,053 --> 00:10:11,824
And halfway through,
I realized... y'know,
271
00:10:11,924 --> 00:10:12,859
I'm getting
a little winded.
272
00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:15,898
I don't know my exact age
y'know-- my parents,
273
00:10:15,932 --> 00:10:17,668
they skipped a few birthdays...
274
00:10:17,768 --> 00:10:20,541
but I put around fifty
candles in that thing,
275
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,645
And suddenly, it hits me...
276
00:10:22,712 --> 00:10:23,581
Y'know, maybe if I'd made
277
00:10:23,714 --> 00:10:26,218
some different choices,
I'd have someone here
278
00:10:26,252 --> 00:10:28,891
to help me blow out
all these damn candles.
279
00:10:28,924 --> 00:10:30,961
I passed out mid-blow.
280
00:10:31,094 --> 00:10:35,336
Woke up and uh, the place looked
like something outta Backdraft.
281
00:10:35,437 --> 00:10:39,946
Wasn't no gas leak that blew
up the house. It was loneliness.
282
00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:43,119
So thick you could cut
it with a knife.
283
00:10:43,152 --> 00:10:44,054
Pathetic.
284
00:10:44,088 --> 00:10:46,526
it's never pathetic to
tell your truth.
285
00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:47,962
I'm proud of you Mernft.
286
00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,833
Thanks, Tam. 'Preciate you.
287
00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:52,671
Ah I don't mention it.
Alright, I'm gonna flip ya now.
288
00:10:52,705 --> 00:10:54,241
Time to clean your bed sores.
289
00:10:56,044 --> 00:10:57,848
Now that's a TV!
290
00:10:57,882 --> 00:10:59,351
Hey uh Mark, there's an issue.
291
00:10:59,385 --> 00:11:02,090
The guy from the Jumbotron
company says the roof
292
00:11:02,190 --> 00:11:04,996
won't support the weight of the
'tron's subwoofers.
293
00:11:05,096 --> 00:11:07,502
Alright well we're gonna have to
figure this out because
294
00:11:07,569 --> 00:11:08,904
there's no point in having a
Jumbotron
295
00:11:08,938 --> 00:11:10,641
if y'can't feel the bass
in your chest.
296
00:11:10,675 --> 00:11:11,910
I had a feeling you'd say that,
297
00:11:11,943 --> 00:11:14,381
so I went ahead and
revised the plans.
298
00:11:14,447 --> 00:11:17,454
If we take out that wall and
add a load-bearing annex,
299
00:11:17,488 --> 00:11:18,557
we're gravy, baby.
300
00:11:18,657 --> 00:11:20,326
Ahh, there we go, George!
301
00:11:20,426 --> 00:11:22,297
Creative solutions!
I love it.
302
00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:23,465
So how much we're talking?
303
00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:26,706
70 grand, Mark?!
304
00:11:26,907 --> 00:11:29,478
Listen I hear you but you know,
this is a structural issue.
305
00:11:29,579 --> 00:11:30,881
This is getting out of control.
306
00:11:30,914 --> 00:11:32,852
Tam, the guy's house
just exploded, okay
307
00:11:32,885 --> 00:11:34,756
The last thing he needs is
to return home and
308
00:11:34,856 --> 00:11:36,025
have to roof cave in
on his head.
309
00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:37,729
I just need you to
squeeze out a few
310
00:11:37,762 --> 00:11:39,799
more sob stories to keep
the GoFundeee rolling.
311
00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:42,070
I don't know, Mark.
I worry about what
312
00:11:42,171 --> 00:11:42,972
it's doing to him.
313
00:11:43,273 --> 00:11:45,610
I feel like I'm peeling him
away like an onion.
314
00:11:45,711 --> 00:11:47,080
What are you talking
about? He's fine.
315
00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:50,019
Alright well it's nothing
that a dream house can't cure.
316
00:11:50,755 --> 00:11:55,062
♪ [upbeat]
317
00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:01,241
Yeah, that's why I had to wear
a diaper until I was 14.
318
00:12:04,081 --> 00:12:06,052
That dog was my only friend.
319
00:12:06,152 --> 00:12:08,256
I still remember watching
him chase that
320
00:12:08,289 --> 00:12:11,863
plane down and then boom, sucked
right into the jet engine.
321
00:12:18,042 --> 00:12:20,146
I had lice for
about eight months.
322
00:12:20,180 --> 00:12:23,185
Apparently they built a pretty
complex society in my head.
323
00:12:25,189 --> 00:12:27,493
There we go, dude.
We got the crossing lasers!
324
00:12:27,595 --> 00:12:30,701
Yo, this is way cooler than
anything Steve DelVecchio's got.
325
00:12:30,734 --> 00:12:32,371
Yo, should we take her
for a spin?
326
00:12:32,437 --> 00:12:33,507
Woah check me out, dude.
327
00:12:33,674 --> 00:12:36,646
I'm walkin' through lasers,
I'm goin' to steal a paintin'.
328
00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,917
Ow! Ow, oh. Ah! Damn dude, ow!
329
00:12:39,084 --> 00:12:40,086
Yo George, what the hell?
330
00:12:40,186 --> 00:12:41,657
These aren't supposed to
burn you.
331
00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:43,325
They're supposed to trigger
the alarm.
332
00:12:43,425 --> 00:12:44,227
Oh, my bad.
333
00:12:44,494 --> 00:12:46,265
I figured you wanted to go
full of Resident Evil.
334
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:48,971
[voice echo]
Hello? Is somebody up there.
335
00:12:49,071 --> 00:12:51,275
Is that Hank? Ay yo, Hank!
336
00:12:51,408 --> 00:12:53,914
You get that, uh,
cement situation sorted out?
337
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:56,285
Yeah.
It's workin' now.
338
00:12:56,385 --> 00:12:57,187
Awesome, dude.
339
00:12:57,555 --> 00:12:59,859
Okay, I gotta go test out the,
uh, skee-ball machines.
340
00:12:59,959 --> 00:13:02,832
Uh... okay.
Uh... If you get a chance,
341
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,869
I might need a hand
with something.
342
00:13:06,572 --> 00:13:08,943
Oh uh, hey there little guys, uh
343
00:13:09,043 --> 00:13:11,248
got a hot dog for ya
if you uh,
344
00:13:11,348 --> 00:13:13,285
fetch me that hammer
and chisel...
345
00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:17,460
Hey, Mernft. How we feeling?
346
00:13:17,561 --> 00:13:18,963
Ah, real good, Tam. Thanks.
347
00:13:18,997 --> 00:13:21,101
I was thinking uh,
today I can tell you about the
348
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,673
time I spent 48 hours stuck
in a water slide.
349
00:13:23,807 --> 00:13:25,511
Ah, gotta take a rain check,
Mernft.
350
00:13:25,544 --> 00:13:26,579
You're getting discharged.
351
00:13:26,679 --> 00:13:28,315
- What's this?
- Bag of goodies:
352
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,453
you gotcha burn cream,
some gauze pads,
353
00:13:30,487 --> 00:13:32,892
and I threw in some extra
grippy socks for you.
354
00:13:32,992 --> 00:13:35,129
Listen, Tam, I gotta ask you.
355
00:13:35,196 --> 00:13:36,900
Why are you being so
nice to me?
356
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,537
Well, after hearing
about everything
357
00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:39,739
you've been through,
358
00:13:39,773 --> 00:13:41,108
I guess I got
invested in seeing you
359
00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:44,148
back on your feet.
I'm rooting for you, Mernft!
360
00:13:44,549 --> 00:13:47,220
Ugh. It's my girlfriend, Leanne.
She don't got anyone
361
00:13:47,253 --> 00:13:50,126
to talk to, so she calls me.
I don't know why.
362
00:13:50,126 --> 00:13:52,765
I know why.
You're a good listener.
363
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:56,205
Oh, that's sweet, Mernft.
Hello? Leanne?
364
00:13:56,339 --> 00:13:58,309
Uh-huh... He did?
365
00:13:58,342 --> 00:13:59,377
Hey, Tam?
366
00:13:59,477 --> 00:14:00,981
One sec, Lee.
What's up?
367
00:14:01,115 --> 00:14:02,384
You sure you don't
wanna give me
368
00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:04,254
one last rinse down,
for the road?
369
00:14:04,287 --> 00:14:07,193
Looks like someone's back to
their old self.
370
00:14:07,293 --> 00:14:10,232
Transport will be here
shortly to wheel you out.
371
00:14:11,769 --> 00:14:14,040
As you may or may not know,
our dear friend
372
00:14:14,140 --> 00:14:16,947
Scott Myfrynski was recently
the victim of a house fire.
373
00:14:17,047 --> 00:14:19,250
My guy lost everything,
including his fish.
374
00:14:19,284 --> 00:14:21,923
May they rest in peace.
But today,
375
00:14:22,023 --> 00:14:24,295
it's not about loss.
It's about rebirth.
376
00:14:24,328 --> 00:14:27,500
Because today I hand my friend
the keys to a brand-new-home--
377
00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:29,638
So without further ado...
378
00:14:29,672 --> 00:14:32,978
I present you.. Mernft Mansion!
379
00:14:33,345 --> 00:14:37,521
♪ [epic muisic]
380
00:14:41,328 --> 00:14:44,100
Alright come on, Mernft.
I'll give you the tour!
381
00:14:44,935 --> 00:14:46,271
You too, Steve.
382
00:14:50,814 --> 00:14:52,685
Alright everybody,
come on in, uh
383
00:14:52,785 --> 00:14:54,121
you can actually
leave your shoes on
384
00:14:54,221 --> 00:14:56,424
because... this is a shoe house.
385
00:14:57,628 --> 00:15:00,935
So our first stop here is
the kitchen where you'll notice
386
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:03,941
we actually have a sushi
and cigar conveyor belt.
387
00:15:03,974 --> 00:15:06,913
Kind of a new spin
on smoked fish,
388
00:15:06,946 --> 00:15:09,284
okay, come on.
Let's continue onward here.
389
00:15:09,351 --> 00:15:12,224
So the roof beams are
actually reclaimed stripper
390
00:15:12,357 --> 00:15:14,394
poles from your favorite
strip club,
391
00:15:14,528 --> 00:15:15,964
Rick's Red Rocket Room.
392
00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:17,969
Uh, don't worry,
we did not clean them.
393
00:15:18,069 --> 00:15:20,574
If you wanna follow me, we're
gonna head upstairs now.
394
00:15:20,607 --> 00:15:21,510
Wait, don't these go down?
395
00:15:21,610 --> 00:15:24,314
This actually is an Escher
staircase. C'mon.
396
00:15:24,649 --> 00:15:25,784
Whoa.
397
00:15:26,118 --> 00:15:27,721
Lazy hallway!
398
00:15:28,289 --> 00:15:29,592
Sand room!
399
00:15:29,626 --> 00:15:34,602
And last but not least, the
Mazuki Colossus Jumbotron:
400
00:15:34,702 --> 00:15:37,340
the biggest TV in Glantontown.
401
00:15:37,441 --> 00:15:39,546
Thank you very much.
Suck it, Steve.
402
00:15:39,646 --> 00:15:41,115
You son of a bitch.
403
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:44,387
So, what do we think,
what do we think, dude?
404
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:45,356
Pretty good, huh?
405
00:15:45,389 --> 00:15:47,862
Yeah it's uh, pretty
frickin' amazing, pal.
406
00:15:47,895 --> 00:15:49,999
Everything I could'a dreamed
of and more.
407
00:15:50,099 --> 00:15:51,903
Ah man, I'm glad you like it.
408
00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:53,573
It's only missing one thing...
409
00:15:53,606 --> 00:15:54,875
Oh yeah? What's that?
410
00:15:54,976 --> 00:15:56,311
The woman I love.
411
00:15:56,411 --> 00:15:59,251
Well, uh, once she sees this new
pad of yours,
412
00:15:59,284 --> 00:16:02,123
think you're gonna have more
trouble keeping her away...
413
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:05,630
Well actually, uh,
she ain't never that far away.
414
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,570
I'm in love with your wife.
415
00:16:08,603 --> 00:16:11,341
Uh... What?
416
00:16:11,976 --> 00:16:13,279
He's in love with me?!
417
00:16:13,312 --> 00:16:14,815
Uh, yeah, that's what he said,
Tam, okay.
418
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:17,187
I don't know what the hell
you're talking to him about
419
00:16:17,253 --> 00:16:18,255
but ah...
- Oh, please.
420
00:16:18,322 --> 00:16:19,892
This never would
have happened if you
421
00:16:19,992 --> 00:16:21,729
hadn't built a grown
man fun house
422
00:16:21,863 --> 00:16:23,800
that required me to
squeeze out every
423
00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:25,369
last ounce of his
childhood trauma.
424
00:16:25,403 --> 00:16:27,040
Alright well,
whoever's fault it is,
425
00:16:27,107 --> 00:16:28,810
we gotta nip this
one in the bud, okay
426
00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:30,246
Why don't you just go
over there and
427
00:16:30,279 --> 00:16:32,751
tell him to knock it off.
Say it's never gonna happen.
428
00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:34,254
That'll break his heart, Mark!
429
00:16:34,288 --> 00:16:36,257
I've gotten to know
Mernft, deep down
430
00:16:36,324 --> 00:16:39,798
he's really an emotional guy.
Look at him, poor thing...
431
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,070
Crap, Tam. You broke Mernft.
432
00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:44,274
Guy can't even enjoy his
awesome house I built him.
433
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,744
The hell did you say to him?
434
00:16:45,744 --> 00:16:46,680
Nothing special!
435
00:16:46,713 --> 00:16:48,517
I think I'm just the
first person who's ever
436
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,621
listened to him talk
about his feelings.
437
00:16:50,887 --> 00:16:52,324
I think he's just
really lonely.
438
00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:54,094
Alright. I think I know
what we gotta do.
439
00:16:54,194 --> 00:16:56,733
Okay, we gotta find someone
who's as lonely as Mernft,
440
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:57,702
you put 'em together,
441
00:16:57,902 --> 00:17:00,239
he reattaches this new person,
and forgets about you.
442
00:17:00,272 --> 00:17:02,310
Alright, so we just need to
think of someone we know
443
00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:04,815
who is desperate and
pathetic and alone.
444
00:17:04,915 --> 00:17:07,087
Ooh, I might know someone...
445
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,723
Awesome.
Ugh. Dammit.
446
00:17:08,757 --> 00:17:12,063
I should not have installed that
observatory-grade telescope.
447
00:17:12,497 --> 00:17:14,401
So he's an
independent entrepreneur.
448
00:17:14,502 --> 00:17:16,772
He just got a new house,
it's beautiful...
449
00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:18,309
Uh huh... uh huh...
so is he hot?
450
00:17:18,342 --> 00:17:21,081
He's got like, a very
masculine energy.
451
00:17:21,181 --> 00:17:23,352
And he's, uh,
very well-groomed.
452
00:17:23,452 --> 00:17:27,494
Ooh-la-la. I can't wait to
meet this mystery man.
453
00:17:27,695 --> 00:17:30,100
Hey Mark. Appreciate you uh,
you know, being
454
00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:32,136
so understanding about the
455
00:17:32,236 --> 00:17:33,807
fact that I'm in
love with your wife.
456
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,142
I mean I get it, obviously.
457
00:17:35,242 --> 00:17:36,813
She's great.
But just to be clear,
458
00:17:36,846 --> 00:17:38,249
I'm not cool with it.
459
00:17:38,282 --> 00:17:40,988
Alright well uh, what about
some sort of polycule thing?
460
00:17:41,088 --> 00:17:42,725
Maybe I get holidays
and weekends?
461
00:17:42,791 --> 00:17:43,993
Ah... What?
462
00:17:44,027 --> 00:17:45,363
Hahaha hey, there's our angel.
463
00:17:45,463 --> 00:17:47,367
Oh, fancy running into you two!
464
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,003
So I actually been
meaning to tell
465
00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:50,339
you about the time
my father threw
466
00:17:50,439 --> 00:17:52,010
me out of a moving
car for y--
467
00:17:52,076 --> 00:17:53,179
Maybe later.
468
00:17:53,445 --> 00:17:56,185
Uh, Leanne, this is my friend
Mernft. Mernft, Leanne.
469
00:17:56,218 --> 00:17:57,621
What's up, sweetheart?
470
00:17:59,190 --> 00:18:01,127
He doesn't look anything
like Matt Damon.
471
00:18:01,228 --> 00:18:03,466
I said Matt Damon
in The Informant.
472
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,401
He's huge.
473
00:18:04,602 --> 00:18:06,539
Do you know if he's... like
open to Ozempic?
474
00:18:06,573 --> 00:18:09,177
Oh c'mon, Leanne.
Stop being so superficial.
475
00:18:09,277 --> 00:18:12,350
He's exactly your type:
a bad boy with a big heart.
476
00:18:13,251 --> 00:18:16,826
Oh Tam, y-- we forgot to get
the uh... the watermelons
477
00:18:16,959 --> 00:18:19,665
okay, Dar- Dar-for Darren's...
watermelon project.
478
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:22,704
Oh right, yeah. Ahaha. We
should I go do that. See yas.
479
00:18:22,804 --> 00:18:25,009
Oh, hi.
480
00:18:25,043 --> 00:18:26,345
How ya doin'?
481
00:18:26,378 --> 00:18:27,213
Fine.
482
00:18:27,514 --> 00:18:30,486
So uh, you big into
the Wegler's scene?
483
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:31,722
No.
484
00:18:32,156 --> 00:18:34,260
That uh... vodka penne?
485
00:18:34,294 --> 00:18:37,133
Yeah it's decent, y'know.
Could use a little more vodka...
486
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:38,603
Ha.
I hear that.
487
00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:41,543
So you're like... in the
mob or something?
488
00:18:41,643 --> 00:18:42,444
Careful, sweetheart.
489
00:18:42,545 --> 00:18:44,147
I might have to pat you
down for a wire.
490
00:18:44,181 --> 00:18:46,451
Heh. Yeah, you wish.
- Oh my god.
491
00:18:46,484 --> 00:18:49,157
She just touched her hair.
That's a good sign!
492
00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:51,161
Hell yeah, dude.
Alright, come on, Mernft.
493
00:18:51,194 --> 00:18:53,165
Invite her back to check
out the sand room, bud.
494
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,001
Uh-oh.
- What?
495
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,872
She just winced.
Oh, God, he's losing her.
496
00:18:57,039 --> 00:18:58,376
Yeah so this one
right here is where
497
00:18:58,409 --> 00:19:01,014
Sister Susan tagged me
with a jump rope.
498
00:19:01,047 --> 00:19:02,317
Right.
499
00:19:02,383 --> 00:19:05,289
So do you like, have a job?
500
00:19:05,322 --> 00:19:06,826
Nah. I'm on disability.
501
00:19:06,859 --> 00:19:10,500
Chronic Edema. Swollen
ankles due to salt retention.
502
00:19:10,601 --> 00:19:11,602
Oh.
503
00:19:11,703 --> 00:19:13,807
Oh boy we got a bogey
at two o'clock.
504
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:14,842
Uh-oh.
505
00:19:16,044 --> 00:19:17,313
- Leanne?
- Steven?
506
00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:19,484
What the hell are you
doing at my Wegler's?
507
00:19:19,518 --> 00:19:21,756
Oh, no. Yours is the
one in Mount Laurel.
508
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:24,061
We agreed I can get
this one because they're
509
00:19:24,094 --> 00:19:25,931
more consistent with a
hot bar turnover.
510
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:26,966
I can vouch for that.
511
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,202
Wait a minute, aren't you
512
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,471
Mark's shady-ass friend?
513
00:19:29,572 --> 00:19:31,041
I mean,
that's one way to put it.
514
00:19:31,174 --> 00:19:33,345
Oh did you dump the Dutch
boy for a drug dealer?
515
00:19:33,378 --> 00:19:35,483
Oh, grow up, Steven.
I'm a single woman.
516
00:19:35,483 --> 00:19:36,686
I could do whatever I want.
517
00:19:36,719 --> 00:19:38,590
Oh, yeah?
And this is what you want?
518
00:19:38,690 --> 00:19:40,794
Your standards are lower than
your credit score.
519
00:19:40,894 --> 00:19:41,930
Ooh!
520
00:19:41,996 --> 00:19:43,466
What the... Wait, L-Leanne.
521
00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:46,371
No no, I didn't-- I'm--
Look, I'm sorry!
522
00:19:46,472 --> 00:19:48,810
Oh, frickin' Steve.
Ruins everything.
523
00:19:48,944 --> 00:19:50,647
Wait. Maybe not.
Look.
524
00:19:51,115 --> 00:19:52,450
- Hey. Here.
- Thanks.
525
00:19:52,951 --> 00:19:53,786
She's my ex.
526
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:57,359
She's a handful but I... I gotta
admit I miss her. Y'know?
527
00:19:57,393 --> 00:19:59,063
Anyways. How's that new house?
528
00:19:59,163 --> 00:20:01,803
Yea. It's nice. You know.
Got all the bells and whistles,
529
00:20:01,803 --> 00:20:04,575
but uh... they ain't enough
to fill the void, you know?
530
00:20:04,575 --> 00:20:05,711
Dude, 100%.
531
00:20:05,744 --> 00:20:07,948
I mean, I couldn't
have put it better myself.
532
00:20:08,048 --> 00:20:09,585
Nice to know that
I'm not alone...
533
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,591
- Steve.
- Scott Myfrynski
534
00:20:12,624 --> 00:20:14,494
Friends call me Mernft Man.
535
00:20:14,528 --> 00:20:16,231
Hey it's nice to meet you,
Mernft.
536
00:20:16,264 --> 00:20:18,302
Listen, I was gonna
stick around for the
537
00:20:18,402 --> 00:20:19,972
fresh batch of drums if
you wanna,
538
00:20:20,006 --> 00:20:21,842
y'know like
hang out for a bit.
539
00:20:21,942 --> 00:20:23,378
Hell yeah, dude. I'm in.
540
00:20:23,478 --> 00:20:25,316
Oh my God,
they're sitting down together!
541
00:20:25,383 --> 00:20:26,786
Wait a second.
What the hell is this?
542
00:20:26,819 --> 00:20:29,925
Did Mernft and Steve
DelVecchio just become friends?
543
00:20:31,061 --> 00:20:33,165
Ugh man, this is
my worst nightmare.
544
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,603
Alright, plan B,
he's in the polycule.
545
00:20:45,824 --> 00:20:48,930
Thanks for pulling the strings
to get me that new policy.
546
00:20:48,963 --> 00:20:51,569
Yeah, the policy's on the
new build, but you just build
547
00:20:51,603 --> 00:20:54,107
the old house, get the
cash, keep the difference.
548
00:20:54,273 --> 00:20:56,344
That's good, man.
That works out good for me.
549
00:20:56,444 --> 00:20:59,217
Yeah. And I get the biggest
TV in Glantontown again.
550
00:20:59,318 --> 00:21:01,355
Everybody wins.
Except for Hoagies.
551
00:21:01,455 --> 00:21:03,292
Friggin' bum trying to
steal my thunder.
552
00:21:03,325 --> 00:21:04,261
Who's he think he is?
553
00:21:04,461 --> 00:21:06,866
Alright uh, yeah, looks
like it's starting to catch.
554
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:07,901
Let's get out of here.
555
00:21:08,035 --> 00:21:09,136
Let's go to my spot and we'll
556
00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:10,607
watch the
director's cut of Heat.
557
00:21:10,707 --> 00:21:11,709
Nice.
558
00:21:13,078 --> 00:21:14,280
Hey, really appreciate you guys
559
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:15,550
gettin' me these tools, y'know.
560
00:21:15,684 --> 00:21:18,121
Uh, once I'm outta here
I'll get you the mustard.
561
00:21:18,155 --> 00:21:20,627
[sniff sniff]
562
00:21:20,794 --> 00:21:21,795
Oh no.
563
00:21:26,038 --> 00:21:28,475
Huh? C'mon guys.
Run!
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