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ADRIENNE MALOOF
(VOICEOVER): Previously

on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills".

This girl lies 24/7,
she lies about everything.

And that's a lawsuit.

Let's go.

What Brandi is saying is
character assassination.

Her lies have gone too far.

I was in love with the
life I thought I had.

KYLE RICHARDS: When I hear
her talk about her divorce

and what she's gone
through, I get it.

Thank you for sharing that.

BRANDI GLANVILLE:
We're going to have

real Vegas showgirls showing us
how to pol-dance a little bit.

[CHEERING]

I got involved with
Night School for Girls

because I need to
support my family.

Party girls!

[CHEERING]

[THEME MUSIC]

LISA VANDERPUMP (VOICEOVER):
Life isn't all diamonds

and rose, but it should be.

BRANDI GLANVILLE (VOICEOVER):
Money doesn't go to you class,

it just gives you money.

ADRIENNE MALOOF (VOICEOVER):
Know your friends,

show your enemies the door.

TAYLOR ARMSTRONG (VOICEOVER):
I fought too hard

for this zip code
to go home now.

YOLANDA HADID (VOICEOVER):
I like to have fun,

but I don't play games.

KIM RICHARDS (VOICEOVER):
Life is a journey

and I'm finding
myself every day.

KYLE RICHARDS (VOICEOVER):
I'm born and raised in Beverly

Hills, this is my town.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[GASPING]

I can do that.

[LAUGHING]

Wow!

That's awesome, wanna
learn how to do that.

Wow.

I want to do it!

Oh, I could do that!

I don't even--

OK, Brandi.

We're just going to
walk around your pool

and then touch your body
all the way down and up.

To me, being sexy
is being a strong,

successful, independent woman
who can take care of herself

financially.

I think that being on a
pole does not empower women.

And then you're
going to go ahead

and stick your booty
out, don't be shy.

You're doing great, honey.

And just bend down and tease!

I feel like an ass.

Imagine how we feel!

You look like a praying mantis,
we look like the munchkins

from "The Wizard of Oz"!

That is not a compliment!

[LAUGHING]

[CHEERING]

Oh, please!

Oh, she's been
practising, you big liar!

[CHEERING]

Next up on the pole--

[APPLAUSE]

Kyle and Camille!

Good job, Bee.

KYLE RICHARDS: I'm thinking
this could either be really fun

or I'm going to make a
big ass out of myself.

Come on down ladies!

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

You got me into this.

The walk of shame!

[CHATTER]

She is not telling the
truth, she's done this before.

She has done this before.

I have no
experience whatsoever

with pole dancing
so I have a feeling

I'm going to be a total spaz.

OK, ladies.

Use your hips to walk.

You could look at the pole.

We're going to
prepare for a spin,

so let's take our outside leg
and knees together, and spin.

You squeeze your inner thighs--

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

[LAUGHING]

Kyle!

You're supposed to be a
stripper, not a fireman.

[LAUGHING]

Booty, roll up.

Yes.

Yeah, Kyle!

Camille is a dancer.

I can't stop
laughing to do this.

Check out your booty!

Have you found
your inner-sexy?

That was my inner-sexy, Lisa!

[LAUGHING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hi!

Hey!

Hi, hi, good to see you.

Good to see you.

Looking lovely--

Thank you.

As always!

So well-prepared!

As always.

We are ready for
you, we are ready.

We are ready with
the presentation.

Of course I would
love to be in Vegas

but it just would be
difficult with Brandi there.

Can I just say on thing?
- Sure.

You saw my spring
collection, correct?

Yes.

For my shoe line?

Yes.

We think it's
going to compliment

the shoes beautifully,
you know, because summer's

a little bit lighter.

ADRIENNE MALOOF: My business
has been the shoe business,

now I'm launching
a handbag line.

And Brandy's business
is dancing on a pole.

We started with the logo.

We want to take your
logo and actually make it

a little bit, not so obvious.

Right.

So to play with that a
little bit because there

is a whole trend
about the typography

and we called it a hard copy.

So you can see the
detail over here.

Yes, it won't be printed,
it'll be laser-cut.

Overall it's fantastic.

You like it?

Absolutely!

Very good.

[SIGH OF RELIEF]

[INAUDIBLE]

[LAUGHING] Thanks.

We say it's Maloofalicious.

- Maloofalicious?
- Yes.

I like that.
You

You like that?
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

Will we use that again?

Yes!

I

ADRIENNE MALOOF: I hope
Brandi is having fun in Vegas,

I have a business to run.

Fantastic.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

So the next two
are Yolanda and Lisa.

Her beauty is from
the other countries.

YOLANDA HADID: I
think it's fun, I'm

so excited to support my
girlfriend in her new venture

and trying to create a
business for herself so

that she can support her kids.

So I'm not going
to stress about it,

I'm going to have fun with it.

Here we go, here's
the big moment!

Have you got the
kind of old-age,

pensioners version here?

[LAUGHING]

We're going to
walk around first.

Wait, What do you do with
your head and your arms?

Attitude!

She can do it!

I know!

[INAUDIBLE]

Booty out!

And then you can even add
like a little booty smack!

Are you kidding,
I'm a mother of three!

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

And then we're going to
do a pirouette on the pole

so if you can get
your knees together

and get your toes under you.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

Yes!

BRANDI GLANVILLE: Lisa is a sexy
mofo and then when she started,

she wouldn't stop!

Every pole that she walked
by she was shaking it!

I'm telling you, it's addictive.

How do you get upside down?

Whatever leg you want to
kick up, and then you kick up

and you hold your
body for strength.

But aren't you going
to hurt your pee pee?

You don't have a pee pee.

I do, I'm a mum,
I have three kids.

Where do you think
they came from?

This doesn't even
touch the pole.

Oh, you're going
to go on the side.

Please don't
fall on your head.

[SQUEAL]

[BLEEP] hell!

How do we do it, Brandi?

Yolanda, I don't want to take
you home in a body bag, stop.

Where's Marisa?

She's outside vomiting.

And next on the poles we
have Marissa and Jennifer.

Marissa, there's
no escaping this!

Get your booty in there!

I don't want to do it.

Get in there!

MARISA ZANUCK: I do
not feel comfortable

trying to act sexy on a pole.

The only way I can act
sexy at all is like, never.

This does need alcohol,
I can't grip it.

Yeah you can.

[CHATTER]

Yeah, that's better.

Go on your toes, side to
side, or you can add of bend.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

And we're going to walk
around, the hand high.

I don't walk sexy.

I thought I was going
into cardiac arrest.

[LAUGHING]

No, God.

Cardio arrest.

I was going to sue Brandi now.

[LAUGHING]

Left leg in and
you sit and spin.

Yes!

Jennifer and Marisa, let's go!

Nice job, ladies!

That's it!

That's it, you're welcome.

I need a bath.

So the really
exciting part of this

is you all get
stripping diplomas.

Brandi--

Brandi, good job!

Good job, darling!

Good job!

Good job.

The things I do for you!

I know, I know.

I really did not want to
go pole dancing initially,

but I'm actually
having a lot of fun.

I think this could be
a good job for Brandi.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

She's good at it.

[LAUGH]

[SHOUTING AND LAUGHING]

Oh my God!

[SHOUTING AND LAUGHING]

I'm going to kill you.

[LAUGHING]

You're a [BLEEP] hole.

OK, you guys, I've got
to answer the phone, sorry.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

Hello?

KIM RICHARDS (ON PHONE): Hi.

Hey, how are you?

KIM RICHARDS (ON PHONE):
I'm good, how are you?

I'm good, what's going on?

KIM RICHARDS (ON
PHONE): Oh, nothing.

We're just in the
car, we're all the limo,

just came back from
a pole dancing class.

KIM RICHARDS (ON
PHONE): Hi, everybody.

ALL: Hi.

What's happening?

Is it private?

KIM RICHARDS (ON PHONE): What?

Is it private?

Tell me.

What?

Thinking about getting
your, your nose done?

KIM RICHARDS (ON PHONE): Yeah.

OK, when?

KIM RICHARDS (ON PHONE): Today.

Is she crazy?

KYLE RICHARDS: Have
you thought about it?

Have we talked it out?

That's a big decision and you're
springing it on me like you're

going to the market.

But you, are you are
really going today?

KIM RICHARDS (ON PHONE):
Well, yeah, maybe.

What do you mean maybe?

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

It's not like a
manicure and pedicure.

Exactly, what's
she talking about!

KIM RICHARDS (ON PHONE): Well,
I kind of really want to do it,

but I'm kind of scared to do it.

Oh, OK, I see what you mean.

That's different then.

Wait a minute.

But Kim, hold on.

Did you have the blood
tests and all that stuff

that you need
before you do this?

KIM RICHARDS (ON PHONE): Yeah.

Oh OK, so you've
already done it.

[INTERPOSING VOICES]
- She's not asking you.

She just hasn't told you.

She's just telling you,
she's not asking you.

It's not that Kim needs
my permission, obviously,

to get her nose done, but
the fact that she's waited

'till she's practically
on the operating

table shows me exactly where
our relationship is right now.

Good luck!

We'll say a little
prayer, you'll be fine.

KIM RICHARDS (ON
PHONE): OK love you.

You're in good
hands, love you.

See you, Kim!

Love you, bye.

KIM RICHARDS (ON
PHONE): Love you.

She's so funny.

Has she wanted
to do it for years?

Can she take pain medicine,
do you know what I mean,

after that?

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

Um, I'm sure she's
talked to him about that.

Has she talked to
you about it before?

She just talked to
me about that now.

That's it?

Yeah, but her sobriety is very
important to her, so I mean,

she spoke with him about that.

YOLANDA HADID: I really don't
understand why Kyle is brushing

off Kim's nose job that easily.

Going under anaesthesia
is a very serious thing.

I think it's dangerous and
I think it's a mistake.

KYLE RICHARDS
(VOICEOVER): Coming up--

Ow!

If he's not flinching,
then that's not high enough.

Why do you always, ow!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hi!

Hi, how are you?

OK, your paperwork is already
filled out so let me bring you

back so you can start changing.

OK.

Bye.

Does come with me?

I've always felt, just be
grateful for what you have,

be grateful for what God gave
you and don't change anything.

Can I cross over the red lines?

Yes.

I guess I have to, right.

But I know god
wouldn't mind because I

feel just a little bit better.

Hi.

How are you?

Good to see you again.

Nice to see you again.

You ready?

I am.

Can I ask you
to sit up for me?

There you go.

All right, then I'd like to
draw a few lines on your nose

as a landmark for myself.

OK.

One there.

There are a few bulges here
that I'd like to remove.

Just right there.

Do you have any
questions for me?

Um, are you happy today?

I'm happy, thank you.

Are you feeling, did
you rest a lot last night?

I slept very well.

Did you have a
beautiful weekend?

Yes, you're in
good hands here.

- All right.
- All right?

- OK.
- OK.

Thank you.

I'll see you inside.

OK.

I'm scared.

Am I going to wake up in
the middle of the procedure?

Am I going to be OK?

Am I making a mistake?

I just kind of want to
[DEEP INHALE] just do it.

Just do it.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

OK.

OK, she's got a
really deviated septum

and there's bulging
onto her left side.

So I'm going to remove the
part of that's deviating

and it'll open her
airway very nicely.

Let's put a splint on.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SNIFFING]

OK, OK, don't get mad.

Adrienne, I can't
stand that smell!

Can you stop?

Yeah, I'm done, I'm
done, I'm done, I'm done.

Can I sit at my desk please?

It's a mess.

Well, I don't make it a mess.

I didn't make it a mess.

Well those papers now
have been dishevelled.

No, no no.

Making a mountain out of
mole-hill, that's my husband.

Hi!

Hi, can I ask you
a quick question?

How are you, Ana?

So the patient from Saudi
Arabia you saw today--

Yeah?

She wants to know if she
can do the surgery next week.

Well, here I'm supposed
to have some laser

hair removal in a minute.

Let me focus.

Adrienne, he's like a yeti.

What are you doing!

This is gross.

What?

- Ew!
- I know!

[LAUGHING]

Ew, ew, ew.

PAUL NASSIF: I've had laser
hair removal in the past

and I remember it pinching.

On a scale from one to
ten, it's probably going

to be about a four or five.

Okey-dokey, so
let's see the damage.

What've we got, what are
we working with here?

You're working on actually,
a weed-whacker would

have been better but that's OK.

[LAUGHING]

OK.

If you're flexing in
the mirror you might

as well do the Mauricio look!

No, no, no!
I'm teasing you!

Do I compare you
to other women?

Yes, you do all the time.

Yes, you do.

Hold on, do I
say, well, you don't

have a body like so and so?
- Yes you do.

Do I ever say that to you?

Oh, you better no, Dr. Nassif.

No, don't, ye you have.

I don't.

He only complains every day
about me not being able to cook

and, you know, Kyle
cooks for her husband.

She cooks a four course meal.

PAUL NASSIF: Here
we go again, I don't

know where that came from.

OK, here we go, get ready.

Oh!

Doing great!

If he's not flinching,
then that's not high enough.

Yeah, you smell the
burned hair, we're working.

Hold on, this is
giving me a headache,

it really hurts so much.

ADRIENNE MALOOF: Paul
loves to play the victim.

Woe is me.

Maybe you could crank
it up a little bit?

No!

Right there.

[LAUGHING]

Some areas are a little
more sensitive than others.

Stop it!

So you have it on
the lowest, right?

Why do you always, oh, Jesus!

OK, ready?

Last one.

One, two, three.

Ow!

Adrienne, please.

Breathe through
your mouth, Kim.

Yeah, keep your arms down.

OK.

Kim is doing great.

We'll give you a warm
blanket in the recovery.

Yeah, we're going to
get a few warm blankets.

Hi Kim.

Hi.

How are you?

How are you feeling?

[SIGH]

OK, let me loosen it for you.

So your surgery went very well.

How's your pain right now?

It hurts?
- Yeah.

OK.

Well, we'll give you some pain
medications to help with pain

and also there are
some medications I

wrote for you to take home, OK?

There's not much
bruising right now,

there's some but not a lot.

Tomorrow it'll probably
get a little bit worse,

but don't worry about it.

By the fourth day it's
only going to get better.

Thank you.

Yeah, all right.

OK.

I will see you next week, OK.

All right, have a good day.

[BACKGROUND CONVERSATION]

Do you know
where my sister is?

Or my daughter?

KYLE RICHARDS:
The thought of Kim

waking up alone in the
hospital, it makes me feel bad.

I would like to have
been there for her.

Forget about me.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I'm starving and I'm tired
and my body's sore from earlier.

That was so much fun.

Oh my gosh, the
best time ever.

I love how they do these
little fancy dinners.

I know!

Oh my gosh, it's so pretty.

Oh wow!

You are the most
sexy dwarf I know!

I'm five-foot-five,
you're the freak!

You know what was amazing was
seeing Lisa swinging on a pole.

She knows what she's doing.

Yeah, she was amazing.

[KNOCKING]

Hello!

[CHATTER]

Hi!

[CHATTER]

Is this yours?

I was saying I want to be
a combination of you guys

when I grow up.

Oh God.

A combination?

You're never going to grow
up, don't be ridiculous.

Neither are you!

So were you happy with the
way everything went today?

I thought everyone
did amazing!

Yeah.

It was really easy,
really, really, really fun.

It was so hard
holding that pole thing

and I have no idea how
they turn upside down.

That's not, that's
not what Ken said.

Oh please, that is
definitely what Ken said.

Is everybody flying
back with Yolanda?

No, I'm staying,
Lisa's staying.

Who else is staying?

We're here playing,
Camille, Jesus.

[DOORBELL]

We sold it, this time.

Hi!

Hello!

How are you?

These things look beautiful.

[CHATTER]

Come on in.

Oh, hello!

How are you?

We're good.

Hi sexy mama.

That was so much fun today!

Why is there no
strength there?

I do lift weights and I have--

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

Come have a drink!

Stop it, now!

If you really, I, that
is abnormal behaviour!

Tell her.

She's not going to agree
with you, she does porn.

No she doesn't, what?

No way, that's so wrong!

That is so, that is not true!

Oh my God, it was rated R.

She did!

[LAUGHING]

What are these girls drinking?

Little bit of everything.

Tequila, chardonnay, Red Bull--

Who's drinking tequila?

You're drinking tequila?

Woo!

You're done with that cleanse.

What was that procedure you had?

Your fun removed?

For sex scenes they
put like a sock on.

A real sock or a
condom, you mean?

No, a real sock!

I want to see it!

I'm actually going to get it.

It's bad.

I want to do one.

Let's do it.

You want to do one?

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

Do the real
things with the guy

you love and keep it private.

Well, that's boring
because that's not happening.

Look what I just did.

Oh my God.

You spilled red
wine on your dress?

- It's Alaia.
- It's Alaia!

What's happened?

Who's Alaia?

Look, I spilled.

No, the designer,
Azzedine Alaia.

And that dress probably--
- No.

No, I don't want to touch!

It's club soda.

I know but I'm scared.

Marisa!

Marisa, if you
leave it, it's done.

It's going to stain.

No, but I have a trick.

It was white wine, white wine.

White wine on red wine?

No, no, no, no,
we'll do the soda.

Yeah because my mother-in-law
was at a party with Barbra

Streisand and she got red
wine on something and she

put white wine and it came off.

KYLE RICHARDS: I don't think
Barbra Streisand has ever

cleaned a piece of
laundry in her life

so I'm certainly not
going to take laundry

advice from Barbra Streisand

[BLEEP]

KYLE RICHARDS
(VOICEOVER): Coming up.

Pain medication does work but
it could, you know, trigger--

So what does someone do
if they're having a surgery?

Well, it awakens the beast.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

When you smile, [INAUDIBLE]

[LAUGHING]

Oh please!

You're supposed to have
wrinkles when you smile, right?

Nobody in Beverly
Hills has wrinkles.

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

Oh, of course they do.

Why don't we all put
down the Botox and nobody

do it, then we all fight fair?

OK, you go first.

Anyway, this is nice.

I originally
thought, well, we're

going to be sitting in a
room, why when we're in Vegas?

But this is actually very nice.

Good evening, ladies.

Oh, hello!

My name is Michael Goodman,
I'm the executive chef here

at the Four Seasons Las Vegas.

It's wonderful to
have you ladies.

We've created a wonderful
meal for you this evening.

The first course
will be a tomato

on burrata tureen with
a chilled tomato water,

that'll be the first course.

Appreciate all of you
guys coming and going out

of your comfort zone.

I know it's not something
that you guys do on the daily,

but it was really, really cute.

I thought everyone--

I do that on the
daily in my bedroom

just not in public like that.

I can't believe
Kim called you today

and you had no idea it
was happening, it's crazy.

That's strange, right?

You know, my sister
is a bit eccentric.

That is the
understatement of the year!

You don't have
a surgery planned

and not have it thought out.

Are you concerned
for her though,

because she's newly sober
and stuff, like, that they'll

give her medication and--

What do you think?

I mean you're you recovered.

BRANDI GLANVILLE: Jennifer
it is one of my best friends.

She's also an
addiction specialist,

and because she fought through
addiction for a great part

of her life, she she
has a really unique

perspective on Kim's situation.

Because you become
dependent on painkillers--

It throws off the chemicals
in your brain, right?

You know, pain medication does
work but it could, you know,

trigger--

So what does someone do
if they're having a surgery?

Well, it awakens the beast.

I think the best thing
to do is for her to wait.

I mean, she's newly sober, like
less than a year at this point,

right.

They normally ask you to
do it a little longer.

KYLE RICHARDS: I
think that Jennifer

has a legitimate point.

But I know how important my
sister's sobriety is to her

and I don't associate,
you know, having

a surgery with her alcoholism.

She did say she
spoke with a doctor.

But you know, the first
thing came to my mind was like,

oh my God, it's too early.

Yeah, but the doctor's
not, the doctor's going to be

an expert on sobriety, is he?

No, most aren't.

If you tell him and he says--

That's the thing,
it's just something

that you can keep an eye on.

I mean, it's not
your responsibility

to keep her sober.

When you say, Jen,
awakens the beast,

you mean by taking
the pain medication

you suddenly feel a dependency?

Yes.

Yes, it's just
crossing the addiction,

even if you're may not be--

Why does she need to do it?

She's 40, why, why now?

Because she feels she's
got a new lease on life.

I'm not her keeper, I'm
just telling you she

wants to do it all of a sudden.

Yeah, but why suddenly now?

No, no, but there's
a time and, I mean,

there's a time to
do it, I think,

when you're really vulnerable,
do you know what I mean?

Maybe she feels
she's strong right now,

maybe she feels that
she's not vulnerable.

But she hasn't been
successful in sticking with it.

Anyway, you know what?

All we can do is, you know,
send her love and good thoughts

and hope that she
makes the right choice.

KYLE RICHARDS: Obviously
I have concerns about Kim

doing this surgery but
she's made up her mind,

she's going to do it.

I just wish everyone would quit
talking about it and move on.

There's nothing we
can do about it.

Well, let's wish her luck.

Cheers!

To Kim!

To a cute little button nose!

Exactly!

Cheers!

Cheers.

My salad dressing.

[LAUGHING]

Yeah, knock it back.

It's going to be good.

What else girls?

What's going on
with you Camille?

I'm kind of quiet.

You're quiet?

[LAUGHING]

Is that because
your boyfriend is--

The last time I was here, we
were all together with Adrienne

and I just feel bad.

I feel bad too.

No but, when we
come here usually--

She's a big part
of Vegas to us,

like a lot of our fun in
Vegas has been with Adrienne.

I know but she
chose, she chose to.

I like Adrienne
too, I like her,

I'm not going to say
I don't like her.

But the second I said,
I don't agree with you,

I'm getting sued.

Well, no, it's not about
that, let's be honest.

No, but that's when it,
all the animosity started.

I said, I'm not going
to go there with you.

And then it got ugly, it
got ugly really quickly.

Anyway, she chooses
not to be here right now

and that's her choice, period.

She's--

You know, life, the only thing
in life constant is change.

Yeah, but I think
she's making a mistake.

Always remember
that people aren't

interested in what you have
say, it's what you have to hide.

What do you mean?

Well, say what you've told me.

I can't talk about it.

I'm going to let you
talk about it because I

don't want to get sued.

You were on the phone,
you were coming home

and you were on
the speakerphone.

You came into the
house, Adrienne

was on the phone
with you and she

wanted you to go against Lisa.

And then there was like
another phone call,

I think it was Camille, and
you were saying to her that you

didn't want to take sides.

She said she was nervous.

Well, I called
Camille in Hawaii

and I said, what is happening?

Adrienne's calling me,
everything is going on.

And she's like,
I know but don't.

She said that she was
nervous about the reunion show.

I was freaking out
because Adrienne kept

calling me and
saying, we have to go,

we're meeting at
the poll lounge.

I need to talk to you, we're
going to go after Lisa.

I'm not comfortable with that.

It's not a shoe, it's a person.

I said, don't be nervous,
just speak your truth.

And she told me not
to do, she was like,

just do what you want to do.

She was like, I have nothing
against Lisa, do your thing.

Adrienne was just upset
about the Maloof Hoof

because she didn't want
the Hoof associated

and connected to her brand.

But there's also one other
thing that you're leaving.

Drum roll, Lisa.

What?

LISA VANDERPUMP: Brandi insists
that Adrienne called her

and Camille and
Camille said to Brandi

that, yes, I know they're going
after Lisa at the reunion.

But Camille denies it.

Brandi said that
you did say, I

know they're going after Lisa.

That was the point
that I said that you--

I don't remember saying that.

I was there.

You said, I have no issues
with this, do your own thing.

It wasn't, it wasn't like--

I said I didn't
have any issues

with this, did I say that?

No, that's what I said.

I said, why do I have to
meet with Adrienne beforehand?

I didn't even know about
the meeting with Adrienne.

[INAUDIBLE]

You said, I'm nervous
about the reunion show.

You whole, the whole reason
why you originally called

was, I'm nervous about the
reunion show, and I said,

calm down--
- Well, no.

I was nervous
because Adrienne kept

calling me to meet up with me
and that's why I was calling.

I didn't know about a
meeting with Adrienne.

I was in Hawaii on
vacation with my kids.

I know, we were on the phone.

Brandi, you're twisting this
now and I don't appreciate it.

- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.

No, I'm not.

And I'm going
to get really mad.

LISA VANDERPUMP: She's super
defensive, why is that?

The lady doth protest too much?

You called me talking
about how nervous you were,

not about Lisa.

It had nothing to do--

That was not the conversation
and I'm sticking up for myself

now because now you're trying
to throw me under the bus

and you're putting words in my
mouth and I don't go for that.

I can handle you, but I
will not stand for it.

Excuse me.

Stop lying.

I'm not lying.

Yes, you are.

No, I'm not.

Well, don't go.

Why go?

No, no, no.

Because I can handle it,
but I will not stand for it.

I'm not lying.

BRANDI GLANVILLE: Camille
knew that they were

going to have a go at Lisa.

She had spoken to Adrienne,
she had spoken to Kyle.

She knew, she was aware.

But she was upset that
I put her in the middle

by saying, you know
there was a meeting,

you know that they called this,
you know there was a plan.

Come back in, don't.

I understand.

But I don't want
her putting like, lies

and words in my mouth
that were not spoken.

OK, but come back.

You were just, OK.

Don't, don't leave.

Don't leave, don't leave.

CAMILLE GRAMMAR: The call to
me was about help me, help me.

And I'm trying to
figure out, what

am I defending myself
about because I don't

remember even saying that.

I don't want somebody
putting words in my worth

if I didn't say it.

I understand that.

Why are you throwing
her under the bus?

I don't understand that.

I'm not throwing
anyone under the bus.

No, I'm not saying you are,
but why, I need to understand.

I said the nicest
thing about her.

Well, she's just
putting me on the spot

because she thinks
that it's the truth.

And listen, what I know is--

Putting you on
the spot, I've never

said a bad thing about you.

Can I say something,
everybody has--

Nobody is accusing
you of doing anything.

Everybody has--

I've never said one
bad thing about you.

No but nobody's
accusing you of--

Everybody has their
own perception of things

and perception is a funny
thing because I hear something,

I hear it differently.

Then maybe you hear
it, or you hear it,

and we all have
our own perception.

I just know Adrienne
was very upset that you

didn't go to The Palms to do--

Oh God, Pandora
chose where she wanted

to have her bachelorette party.

I know and I know
this has been--

It was decided and so--

And Adrienne
doesn't own The Palms.

What?

Adrienne only owns
2% of The Palms.

Come on, that's mean, Brandi.

I still, I still
didn't say it.

I know that now, I
didn't know it then.

It doesn't matter if
it's the truth, it's mean.

BRANDI GLANVILLE: Does everyone
know they don't own The Palms?

Yes.

Like, it's like, it's a given
but no one talks about it.

It's like that
elephant in the room

that no one's saying
anything about.

I said it and I'm
going to hell for it.

I know things to be true
about other people too but--

Well what about all
things she said about me,

you didn't think they were mean?

I know, I know, I know, I
know, we already know that.

But my point is--

All right, but
that's not relevant.

No, it is relevant.

We talk about it every single
time we're together, though.

I think we're moving past that,
you already said you moved on,

so let's move on from that.

LISA VANDERPUMP:
Kyle's very defensive

of Adrienne, which
is lovely, you should

be defensive of your friends.

However, it would
have been nice to see

a little coming this way.

And that's mean, that's mean.

It's not mean, she's suing me.

Hello, I'm angry.

That's different.

There's things you've
said that aren't true.

You know, you say,
I speak the truth

and I'm not going
to do that to you

cause I don't want to do that.

Well, you can,
I'm an open book.

I'm not that person.

Well, you just said before
you didn't have your nose done

and you did.
- No, I didn't.

Yeah you did.

No I didn't.

I don't think it's
fair and she's not

even here to defend herself.

So you, you said--

She chooses not to be here.
She should be here.

And I'm not saying
that's right, by the way.

I choose to face things
head on in my life.

She doesn't, I don't agree
with that necessarily,

but I also don't agree with
throwing out things like,

oh, she doesn't own the Palms.

That's not cool, that's cool.

But that's a reality though.

I never threw that at her.

[INAUDIBLE] talk about
who owns your restaurants?

I own my restaurants.

No, you don't own Sur.

KYLE RICHARDS
(VOICEOVER): Coming up.

But it's nobody's
business anyway.

Why are you bring that up?

I agree!

That's the point, Yolanda!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Mm.

I have no idea what
Ken's doing at home well

I'm in Vegas, it's
very hard for me

to leave my sex monster at home.

My sex wants to being Giggy.

KEN TODD: OK, Gigg.

I'm going to point
for your Giggitini.

Come and have a drink
with daddy, come on.

Good boy good boy.

Come on, You like it, really.

Come on.

Your Giggitini.

Come on, now.

Come on.

Oh, good boy, yes.

Good boy, that's enough now.

That's enough.

I think I like yours better.

Mm, yours is delicious.

Giggitini.

So will you talk about
who owns your restaurants?

I own my restaurants.

No, you don't own Sur.

I own 51% of it.

You're like, you're
the personality of it,

you're the frontman.

Darling, I invested
in that restaurant.

I understand but you
don't own whole thing.

I have never said I did.

I own 51% of it.

OK.

LISA VANDERPUMP:
Come on, really?

Is that the best you got?

But the point is, you
brought up that Adrienne

only owns a percentage.

Why?

I brought that up
because she is suing me.

Oh God, hold on.

And I want to go back
with you because I

don't want go backwards.
- Do you want to?

Listen to me.

Because I don't
know that you do.

Listen to me.

I admit, that's below the belt.

No, I'm saying things
because I'm angry.

You're saying it
because your pissed off.

You're saying it
because you're pissed.

I've spent $10,000
on something that--

Right, and you're pissed off.

Yeah, yes.

I'm upset, yes.

This is not your job
to defend her either.

No but I feel like
as a friend, like,

if you weren't
sending your Yolanda--

I know but we keep going
over and over the same story.

We, we've--

No, I know, I know that.

We've wasted three dinners
screaming about this.

No we're not screaming.

Guys, come on.

YOLANDA HADID: Kyle loves
to make drama like she's

standing up for Adrienne.

Adrienne isn't in
Vegas because Adrienne

chose not to be in Vegas.

So end of the story,
stop bringing it up.

I will defend what
I think is right.

I know but you've said
it so many times, we

know your opinion.

OK.

So let's move on.

It's not just me, I mean,
ISIS this not my battle,

it's not my fight.

But you are the one
in the conversation

so, it is, you choose
to make it your battle.

I can't help it as a
human being but be like--

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

I even, I even feel
bad even though I haven't

had a great time with her.

But I also really
understand her position.

She feels totally aggrieved,
the way she was treated.

I think of myself as very far.

I think I'm a fair--
- You're a very fair person.

You are.

- I'm a very fair person.
- And Lisa is too.

Sometimes you're
distorted in terms of--

I think you're distorted too
in your defending of Brandi,

you haven't always been--

Why was she
defending me though?

Well, she has been.

But it's nobody's business
anyway, why are bringing it up?

I agree!
I agree!

That's the point, Yolanda!

Shh.

CAMILLE GRAMMAR: It was
completely one sided.

It was OK for Brandi to
bring up the Maloof's

financial situation
out of the blue

but it wasn't OK for
me to question Lisa.

You know, oh poo poo, Camille.

How dare you say that?

Well clearly we
know where you stand.

That's that.

What do you mean?

I am not, I don't protect
one against the other.

But you just did.

Oh, I just don't, I don't
think it's right for you

to say that.

Camille, I'm sorry, girls.

I have to go.

But this is going to
keep going ridiculous.

Yeah, no, you guys can stay.

I'm just, I'm just
saying goodbye.

YOLANDA HADID: David
send a private jet

to bring me home early.

Thank God because I'm
just so ready to go home.

We're going on your
plane with you Yolanda.

OK.

YOLANDA HADID: My
time is precious.

You wonder, why did
I fly all the way

to Vegas to listen to a bunch
of girls scream at each other?

It's just not worth my time.

I'm sorry that it
ended on a bad note.

I thank you for having us.

KYLE RICHARDS: Lisa and I keep
saying we're going to move

forward and move forward.

But it keeps getting brought
up over and over and over again

and I really feel stuck.

It's fine.

It's--

No, I know.

LISA VANDERPUMP:
Once again, Kyle

stands up for everyone but me.

Sometimes the most hurtful thing
is the silence of your friends

not the words of your enemies.

I don't understand
how come we can't

all just be friends and
have our own opinions

and agree to disagree.

And let's say I'm
having problems

with Adrienne, that doesn't
involve anyone else.

I didn't tell you
to go after anybody.

I never said that you did!

But you put me in a
position that I felt like I

had to defend myself over what?

The reason I called you
is because Adrienne asked me

to meet and I didn't know
what to do and you told me,

I know they're going
after Adrienne.

OK, but I don't remember
the part about the meeting

but I remember you--

The rest of it.

I remember parts of
the rest of it, yes.

But you put me on the
spot by bringing it up.

[SIGH]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hello?

Kim?

Hello?

Hi!

Oh my God!

Look at this, is this--

You've got to see my
boy, this is my boy.

Oh my God, Kim.

Hi Melanie!

Hi!

How are you doing?

Good, hi puppy!

What's the puppy's name?

This is Kingsley, my son.

Kim!

Oh my God.

Just look at my
dog [INAUDIBLE]..

Aw, look at you.

But these dogs can be very
dangerous when they get older.

This is why he's
not going to be.

OK, he just needs
lots of attention,

which you obviously will give.

KIM RICHARDS: His name is
Kingsley and I love him.

Wait a minute,
Kim, look at me.

Oh--

Is it too little?

Oh, it's swollen.

What, it's not swollen?

No, by your eye is
all swollen there.

I know.

Is that just part of
it, that's normal, right?

Well, I hope he doesn't
leave it like that.

[LAUGHING]

OK, I need to see the profile.

It's so straight.

Oh my gosh, Kim.

Now look at me straight on.

Oh my gosh, I can't even imagine
what it's going to look like.

KYLE RICHARDS: I think in
spite of Kim having a bandage,

laying in bed, she
looks really good.

I'm excited to see what
the bandage comes off.

I can't believe I'm
like, up and about.

It's only been two days.

Let me see, tilt
down so I can see you.

Tiny bit of bruising here.

Looks like a
little too little,

I did take the
bandage off a little.

You took the bandage off?

Just a little.

Don't do that.

Just a little.

Kim, no.

No pain?

Well, I woke up this morning.

Yesterday I had a little.

What do they give you?

You spoke to the
doctor about medicine.

Yeah, we talked
about the medicine.

He knows your history?

He knows my history.

So what are you supposed
to do now when you have pain,

you have, it's just
a moderate amount?

Yeah, he gave me pain
stuff, but I haven't even

needed anything that's amazing.

KYLE RICHARDS: Obviously, I
worry about Kim all the time.

She tells me herself, I have
to take it a day at a time.

You know, Monday
she could be fine

and Tuesday she could slip.

We don't know.

Just have to hope for the best.

Dr. [INAUDIBLE] said,
actually when he put me out,

he said because of my situation,
he said you know I know that

you said you're sober and,
but he said as a doctor

I still have seen,
I've heard things,

I was a little cautious.

He said that when
he put me out he

said he actually
took less to put

me out than the average person.

He said it took
what he would, what

he would give a child so yeah.

So he said, I can tell that you
haven't been abusing anything

and that made me feel bad.

KIM RICHARDS: My decision to not
take pain medicine, of course,

is really important
for me and my sobriety

and if I can make it through
the pain, I'm going to.

[SIGH]

I thought maybe, I might
want a little cigarette.

Shut up.

What is that?

What are you doing?

Oh.

Have you been
smoking these things?

No, it's a joke.

I found it in my drawer.

I found it the drawer, it
was a joke, I was trying to--

Yeah, well, I'm
saying people--

I don't know if you
should be doing this, Kim.

[LAUGHING]

I feel like this is wrong even
if it's not a real cigarette.

Look, I think it's cute.

Because of my nose.

[LAUGHING]

Are you nuts?

Don't answer that.

Yes I am.

KYLE RICHARDS
(VOICEOVER): Coming up.

You tried try to be loyal
to somebody as a friend

and it gets chipped away.

She ought to have a lesson
in what a true friend is.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Whoa.

Oh perfect.

[INAUDIBLE].

Oh my goodness.

Oh, come Giggy.

I haven't really told
you much about the trip.

Haven't told me
anything basically.

You know what, it's
a shame because it

started off really good fun.

KIM RICHARDS: So let me
tell you a bedtime story.

Once upon a time there was--
- There was a girl named Brandi.

[INAUDIBLE]

How many women who
went to Las Vegas.

[LAUGHING]

No, so we really
had a lot of fun.

So here we are having
fun with Brandi,

and we're in Vegas, which is,
you know, like Adrienne's town.

As soon as I mentioned
Adrienne's name, nightmare.

So Kyle says, oh
I feel guilty being

here in Vegas without Adrienne.

Well, you know as soon as you
bring up Adrienne, here we go.

[CHUCKLING]

Brandi was trying to say more
negative things about Adrienne.

She's said more mean things?

Just more crap.

More crap and gossip
and stories about her

that I don't want to hear.

This whole
question of Adrienne

owning The Palms, which
we've never brought up,

but Brandi says, oh,
she only owns 2% of it.

Brandi said that?

Yeah.

At dinner?

In front of everybody?

Yeah, it is what it is.

She said it.

And then Camille
said, that's mean.

And so then she said, it's
not mean it's the truth.

I said, well, just
because something's

the truth doesn't mean you
have to say it to everybody.

I don't want to hear
rumours, I don't want to hear

something that's
mean about someone,

whether it's true or not true.

It's just mean.

And then Camille and Lisa
started to get into it.

And you know, because--

Camille and Lisa?

Yeah.

And I was just like,
oh my god, oh my god.

So then out of nowhere,
Camille suddenly says to me,

I've heard that
you don't own Sur.

[LAUGHING]

I'm like, I don't own Sur?

Silly cow.

I mean, you know what, I've
heard that she's a silly cow,

but would I say that?

No.

And then Lisa was
upset with me that I

didn't defend her with Camille.

And then I was feeling bad
but I find it hard to jump in,

especially when
there's two women

who can defend themselves.

And frankly I think
it looks crazy

when Lisa feels
she has to defend

Brandi every time that
we're having a conversation.

So I stayed out of it.

So then she got, you know,
why didn't you defend me?

And I don't know.

I just cannot talk
about this Brandi

and Adrienne thing ever again.

KYLE RICHARDS: I don't
know how long it's

going to take to get things back
to the way they were with Lisa.

If it were in my hands, we'd
go to lunch, talk about it

and move on.

Life's too short.

But I don't know, you know.

Right now I really have
put this in Lisa's hands.

The fact that, you know,
every time somebody kind of goes

after to me, she
never, ever kind of

stands up for someone who's
supposed to be a friend.

How can it go back, you start
off with loyalty at 100%,

you know, you try to be
loyal somebody who's a friend

and that gets chipped away.

LISA VANDERPUMP: Once
somebody really hurts you,

it's very difficult to
put it back on track.

Well, she ought to
have a lesson in what

a true friend is basically

KIM RICHARDS (VOICEOVER): Next
time on "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills".

Say it to me now,
I feel really bad.

Lisa, I'm not
going to have you--

Say that to me.

You feel really bad
about not defending me.

Adrienne is, is a
very insecure woman.

Really, who is Adrienne
Maloof in this world?

[SIGH]

She told me she has a
letter that you're suing her.

Come on, look
at her character.

What is she talking about?

That your lawyer didn't
send my lawyer a letter?

Absolutely not!

Are you joking?

No, are you joking?

Shame on you.

Shame on me?

Shame on you for
being so calculating.

Shame on you!

KYLE RICHARDS
(VOICEOVER): To learn more

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go to bravotv.com.