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ADRIENNE MALOOF (VOICEOVER): Previously

on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills".

This girl lies 24/7, she lies about everything.

And that's a lawsuit.

Let's go.

What Brandi is saying is character assassination.

Her lies have gone too far.

I was in love with the life I thought I had.

KYLE RICHARDS: When I hear her talk about her divorce

and what she's gone through, I get it.

Thank you for sharing that.

BRANDI GLANVILLE: We're going to have

real Vegas showgirls showing us how to pol-dance a little bit.

[CHEERING]

I got involved with Night School for Girls

because I need to support my family.

Party girls!

[CHEERING]

[THEME MUSIC]

LISA VANDERPUMP (VOICEOVER): Life isn't all diamonds

and rose, but it should be.

BRANDI GLANVILLE (VOICEOVER): Money doesn't go to you class,

it just gives you money.

ADRIENNE MALOOF (VOICEOVER): Know your friends,

show your enemies the door.

TAYLOR ARMSTRONG (VOICEOVER): I fought too hard

for this zip code to go home now.

YOLANDA HADID (VOICEOVER): I like to have fun,

but I don't play games.

KIM RICHARDS (VOICEOVER): Life is a journey

and I'm finding myself every day.

KYLE RICHARDS (VOICEOVER): I'm born and raised in Beverly

Hills, this is my town.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[GASPING]

I can do that.

[LAUGHING]

Wow!

That's awesome, wanna learn how to do that.

Wow.

I want to do it!

Oh, I could do that!

I don't even--

OK, Brandi.

We're just going to walk around your pool

and then touch your body all the way down and up.

To me, being sexy is being a strong,

successful, independent woman who can take care of herself

financially.

I think that being on a pole does not empower women.

And then you're going to go ahead

and stick your booty out, don't be shy.

You're doing great, honey.

And just bend down and tease!

I feel like an ass.

Imagine how we feel!

You look like a praying mantis, we look like the munchkins

from "The Wizard of Oz"!

That is not a compliment!

[LAUGHING]

[CHEERING]

Oh, please!

Oh, she's been practising, you big liar!

[CHEERING]

Next up on the pole--

[APPLAUSE]

Kyle and Camille!

Good job, Bee.

KYLE RICHARDS: I'm thinking this could either be really fun

or I'm going to make a big ass out of myself.

Come on down ladies!

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

You got me into this.

The walk of shame!

[CHATTER]

She is not telling the truth, she's done this before.

She has done this before.

I have no experience whatsoever

with pole dancing so I have a feeling

I'm going to be a total spaz.

OK, ladies.

Use your hips to walk.

You could look at the pole.

We're going to prepare for a spin,

so let's take our outside leg and knees together, and spin.

You squeeze your inner thighs--

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

[LAUGHING]

Kyle!

You're supposed to be a stripper, not a fireman.

[LAUGHING]

Booty, roll up.

Yes.

Yeah, Kyle!

Camille is a dancer.

I can't stop laughing to do this.

Check out your booty!

Have you found your inner-sexy?

That was my inner-sexy, Lisa!

[LAUGHING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hi!

Hey!

Hi, hi, good to see you.

Good to see you.

Looking lovely--

Thank you.

As always!

So well-prepared!

As always.

We are ready for you, we are ready.

We are ready with the presentation.

Of course I would love to be in Vegas

but it just would be difficult with Brandi there.

Can I just say on thing? - Sure.

You saw my spring collection, correct?

Yes.

For my shoe line?

Yes.

We think it's going to compliment

the shoes beautifully, you know, because summer's

a little bit lighter.

ADRIENNE MALOOF: My business has been the shoe business,

now I'm launching a handbag line.

And Brandy's business is dancing on a pole.

We started with the logo.

We want to take your logo and actually make it

a little bit, not so obvious.

Right.

So to play with that a little bit because there

is a whole trend about the typography

and we called it a hard copy.

So you can see the detail over here.

Yes, it won't be printed, it'll be laser-cut.

Overall it's fantastic.

You like it?

Absolutely!

Very good.

[SIGH OF RELIEF]

[INAUDIBLE]

[LAUGHING] Thanks.

We say it's Maloofalicious.

- Maloofalicious? - Yes.

I like that. You

You like that? [INTERPOSING VOICES]

Will we use that again?

Yes!

I

ADRIENNE MALOOF: I hope Brandi is having fun in Vegas,

I have a business to run.

Fantastic.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

So the next two are Yolanda and Lisa.

Her beauty is from the other countries.

YOLANDA HADID: I think it's fun, I'm

so excited to support my girlfriend in her new venture

and trying to create a business for herself so

that she can support her kids.

So I'm not going to stress about it,

I'm going to have fun with it.

Here we go, here's the big moment!

Have you got the kind of old-age,

pensioners version here?

[LAUGHING]

We're going to walk around first.

Wait, What do you do with your head and your arms?

Attitude!

She can do it!

I know!

[INAUDIBLE]

Booty out!

And then you can even add like a little booty smack!

Are you kidding, I'm a mother of three!

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

And then we're going to do a pirouette on the pole

so if you can get your knees together

and get your toes under you.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

Yes!

BRANDI GLANVILLE: Lisa is a sexy mofo and then when she started,

she wouldn't stop!

Every pole that she walked by she was shaking it!

I'm telling you, it's addictive.

How do you get upside down?

Whatever leg you want to kick up, and then you kick up

and you hold your body for strength.

But aren't you going to hurt your pee pee?

You don't have a pee pee.

I do, I'm a mum, I have three kids.

Where do you think they came from?

This doesn't even touch the pole.

Oh, you're going to go on the side.

Please don't fall on your head.

[SQUEAL]

[BLEEP] hell!

How do we do it, Brandi?

Yolanda, I don't want to take you home in a body bag, stop.

Where's Marisa?

She's outside vomiting.

And next on the poles we have Marissa and Jennifer.

Marissa, there's no escaping this!

Get your booty in there!

I don't want to do it.

Get in there!

MARISA ZANUCK: I do not feel comfortable

trying to act sexy on a pole.

The only way I can act sexy at all is like, never.

This does need alcohol, I can't grip it.

Yeah you can.

[CHATTER]

Yeah, that's better.

Go on your toes, side to side, or you can add of bend.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

And we're going to walk around, the hand high.

I don't walk sexy.

I thought I was going into cardiac arrest.

[LAUGHING]

No, God.

Cardio arrest.

I was going to sue Brandi now.

[LAUGHING]

Left leg in and you sit and spin.

Yes!

Jennifer and Marisa, let's go!

Nice job, ladies!

That's it!

That's it, you're welcome.

I need a bath.

So the really exciting part of this

is you all get stripping diplomas.

Brandi--

Brandi, good job!

Good job, darling!

Good job!

Good job.

The things I do for you!

I know, I know.

I really did not want to go pole dancing initially,

but I'm actually having a lot of fun.

I think this could be a good job for Brandi.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

She's good at it.

[LAUGH]

[SHOUTING AND LAUGHING]

Oh my God!

[SHOUTING AND LAUGHING]

I'm going to kill you.

[LAUGHING]

You're a [BLEEP] hole.

OK, you guys, I've got to answer the phone, sorry.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

Hello?

KIM RICHARDS (ON PHONE): Hi.

Hey, how are you?

KIM RICHARDS (ON PHONE): I'm good, how are you?

I'm good, what's going on?

KIM RICHARDS (ON PHONE): Oh, nothing.

We're just in the car, we're all the limo,

just came back from a pole dancing class.

KIM RICHARDS (ON PHONE): Hi, everybody.

ALL: Hi.

What's happening?

Is it private?

KIM RICHARDS (ON PHONE): What?

Is it private?

Tell me.

What?

Thinking about getting your, your nose done?

KIM RICHARDS (ON PHONE): Yeah.

OK, when?

KIM RICHARDS (ON PHONE): Today.

Is she crazy?

KYLE RICHARDS: Have you thought about it?

Have we talked it out?

That's a big decision and you're springing it on me like you're

going to the market.

But you, are you are really going today?

KIM RICHARDS (ON PHONE): Well, yeah, maybe.

What do you mean maybe?

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

It's not like a manicure and pedicure.

Exactly, what's she talking about!

KIM RICHARDS (ON PHONE): Well, I kind of really want to do it,

but I'm kind of scared to do it.

Oh, OK, I see what you mean.

That's different then.

Wait a minute.

But Kim, hold on.

Did you have the blood tests and all that stuff

that you need before you do this?

KIM RICHARDS (ON PHONE): Yeah.

Oh OK, so you've already done it.

[INTERPOSING VOICES] - She's not asking you.

She just hasn't told you.

She's just telling you, she's not asking you.

It's not that Kim needs my permission, obviously,

to get her nose done, but the fact that she's waited

'till she's practically on the operating

table shows me exactly where our relationship is right now.

Good luck!

We'll say a little prayer, you'll be fine.

KIM RICHARDS (ON PHONE): OK love you.

You're in good hands, love you.

See you, Kim!

Love you, bye.

KIM RICHARDS (ON PHONE): Love you.

She's so funny.

Has she wanted to do it for years?

Can she take pain medicine, do you know what I mean,

after that?

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

Um, I'm sure she's talked to him about that.

Has she talked to you about it before?

She just talked to me about that now.

That's it?

Yeah, but her sobriety is very important to her, so I mean,

she spoke with him about that.

YOLANDA HADID: I really don't understand why Kyle is brushing

off Kim's nose job that easily.

Going under anaesthesia is a very serious thing.

I think it's dangerous and I think it's a mistake.

KYLE RICHARDS (VOICEOVER): Coming up--

Ow!

If he's not flinching, then that's not high enough.

Why do you always, ow!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hi!

Hi, how are you?

OK, your paperwork is already filled out so let me bring you

back so you can start changing.

OK.

Bye.

Does come with me?

I've always felt, just be grateful for what you have,

be grateful for what God gave you and don't change anything.

Can I cross over the red lines?

Yes.

I guess I have to, right.

But I know god wouldn't mind because I

feel just a little bit better.

Hi.

How are you?

Good to see you again.

Nice to see you again.

You ready?

I am.

Can I ask you to sit up for me?

There you go.

All right, then I'd like to draw a few lines on your nose

as a landmark for myself.

OK.

One there.

There are a few bulges here that I'd like to remove.

Just right there.

Do you have any questions for me?

Um, are you happy today?

I'm happy, thank you.

Are you feeling, did you rest a lot last night?

I slept very well.

Did you have a beautiful weekend?

Yes, you're in good hands here.

- All right. - All right?

- OK. - OK.

Thank you.

I'll see you inside.

OK.

I'm scared.

Am I going to wake up in the middle of the procedure?

Am I going to be OK?

Am I making a mistake?

I just kind of want to [DEEP INHALE] just do it.

Just do it.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

OK.

OK, she's got a really deviated septum

and there's bulging onto her left side.

So I'm going to remove the part of that's deviating

and it'll open her airway very nicely.

Let's put a splint on.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SNIFFING]

OK, OK, don't get mad.

Adrienne, I can't stand that smell!

Can you stop?

Yeah, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.

Can I sit at my desk please?

It's a mess.

Well, I don't make it a mess.

I didn't make it a mess.

Well those papers now have been dishevelled.

No, no no.

Making a mountain out of mole-hill, that's my husband.

Hi!

Hi, can I ask you a quick question?

How are you, Ana?

So the patient from Saudi Arabia you saw today--

Yeah?

She wants to know if she can do the surgery next week.

Well, here I'm supposed to have some laser

hair removal in a minute.

Let me focus.

Adrienne, he's like a yeti.

What are you doing!

This is gross.

What?

- Ew! - I know!

[LAUGHING]

Ew, ew, ew.

PAUL NASSIF: I've had laser hair removal in the past

and I remember it pinching.

On a scale from one to ten, it's probably going

to be about a four or five.

Okey-dokey, so let's see the damage.

What've we got, what are we working with here?

You're working on actually, a weed-whacker would

have been better but that's OK.

[LAUGHING]

OK.

If you're flexing in the mirror you might

as well do the Mauricio look!

No, no, no! I'm teasing you!

Do I compare you to other women?

Yes, you do all the time.

Yes, you do.

Hold on, do I say, well, you don't

have a body like so and so? - Yes you do.

Do I ever say that to you?

Oh, you better no, Dr. Nassif.

No, don't, ye you have.

I don't.

He only complains every day about me not being able to cook

and, you know, Kyle cooks for her husband.

She cooks a four course meal.

PAUL NASSIF: Here we go again, I don't

know where that came from.

OK, here we go, get ready.

Oh!

Doing great!

If he's not flinching, then that's not high enough.

Yeah, you smell the burned hair, we're working.

Hold on, this is giving me a headache,

it really hurts so much.

ADRIENNE MALOOF: Paul loves to play the victim.

Woe is me.

Maybe you could crank it up a little bit?

No!

Right there.

[LAUGHING]

Some areas are a little more sensitive than others.

Stop it!

So you have it on the lowest, right?

Why do you always, oh, Jesus!

OK, ready?

Last one.

One, two, three.

Ow!

Adrienne, please.

Breathe through your mouth, Kim.

Yeah, keep your arms down.

OK.

Kim is doing great.

We'll give you a warm blanket in the recovery.

Yeah, we're going to get a few warm blankets.

Hi Kim.

Hi.

How are you?

How are you feeling?

[SIGH]

OK, let me loosen it for you.

So your surgery went very well.

How's your pain right now?

It hurts? - Yeah.

OK.

Well, we'll give you some pain medications to help with pain

and also there are some medications I

wrote for you to take home, OK?

There's not much bruising right now,

there's some but not a lot.

Tomorrow it'll probably get a little bit worse,

but don't worry about it.

By the fourth day it's only going to get better.

Thank you.

Yeah, all right.

OK.

I will see you next week, OK.

All right, have a good day.

[BACKGROUND CONVERSATION]

Do you know where my sister is?

Or my daughter?

KYLE RICHARDS: The thought of Kim

waking up alone in the hospital, it makes me feel bad.

I would like to have been there for her.

Forget about me.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I'm starving and I'm tired and my body's sore from earlier.

That was so much fun.

Oh my gosh, the best time ever.

I love how they do these little fancy dinners.

I know!

Oh my gosh, it's so pretty.

Oh wow!

You are the most sexy dwarf I know!

I'm five-foot-five, you're the freak!

You know what was amazing was seeing Lisa swinging on a pole.

She knows what she's doing.

Yeah, she was amazing.

[KNOCKING]

Hello!

[CHATTER]

Hi!

[CHATTER]

Is this yours?

I was saying I want to be a combination of you guys

when I grow up.

Oh God.

A combination?

You're never going to grow up, don't be ridiculous.

Neither are you!

So were you happy with the way everything went today?

I thought everyone did amazing!

Yeah.

It was really easy, really, really, really fun.

It was so hard holding that pole thing

and I have no idea how they turn upside down.

That's not, that's not what Ken said.

Oh please, that is definitely what Ken said.

Is everybody flying back with Yolanda?

No, I'm staying, Lisa's staying.

Who else is staying?

We're here playing, Camille, Jesus.

[DOORBELL]

We sold it, this time.

Hi!

Hello!

How are you?

These things look beautiful.

[CHATTER]

Come on in.

Oh, hello!

How are you?

We're good.

Hi sexy mama.

That was so much fun today!

Why is there no strength there?

I do lift weights and I have--

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

Come have a drink!

Stop it, now!

If you really, I, that is abnormal behaviour!

Tell her.

She's not going to agree with you, she does porn.

No she doesn't, what?

No way, that's so wrong!

That is so, that is not true!

Oh my God, it was rated R.

She did!

[LAUGHING]

What are these girls drinking?

Little bit of everything.

Tequila, chardonnay, Red Bull--

Who's drinking tequila?

You're drinking tequila?

Woo!

You're done with that cleanse.

What was that procedure you had?

Your fun removed?

For sex scenes they put like a sock on.

A real sock or a condom, you mean?

No, a real sock!

I want to see it!

I'm actually going to get it.

It's bad.

I want to do one.

Let's do it.

You want to do one?

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

Do the real things with the guy

you love and keep it private.

Well, that's boring because that's not happening.

Look what I just did.

Oh my God.

You spilled red wine on your dress?

- It's Alaia. - It's Alaia!

What's happened?

Who's Alaia?

Look, I spilled.

No, the designer, Azzedine Alaia.

And that dress probably-- - No.

No, I don't want to touch!

It's club soda.

I know but I'm scared.

Marisa!

Marisa, if you leave it, it's done.

It's going to stain.

No, but I have a trick.

It was white wine, white wine.

White wine on red wine?

No, no, no, no, we'll do the soda.

Yeah because my mother-in-law was at a party with Barbra

Streisand and she got red wine on something and she

put white wine and it came off.

KYLE RICHARDS: I don't think Barbra Streisand has ever

cleaned a piece of laundry in her life

so I'm certainly not going to take laundry

advice from Barbra Streisand

[BLEEP]

KYLE RICHARDS (VOICEOVER): Coming up.

Pain medication does work but it could, you know, trigger--

So what does someone do if they're having a surgery?

Well, it awakens the beast.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

When you smile, [INAUDIBLE]

[LAUGHING]

Oh please!

You're supposed to have wrinkles when you smile, right?

Nobody in Beverly Hills has wrinkles.

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

Oh, of course they do.

Why don't we all put down the Botox and nobody

do it, then we all fight fair?

OK, you go first.

Anyway, this is nice.

I originally thought, well, we're

going to be sitting in a room, why when we're in Vegas?

But this is actually very nice.

Good evening, ladies.

Oh, hello!

My name is Michael Goodman, I'm the executive chef here

at the Four Seasons Las Vegas.

It's wonderful to have you ladies.

We've created a wonderful meal for you this evening.

The first course will be a tomato

on burrata tureen with a chilled tomato water,

that'll be the first course.

Appreciate all of you guys coming and going out

of your comfort zone.

I know it's not something that you guys do on the daily,

but it was really, really cute.

I thought everyone--

I do that on the daily in my bedroom

just not in public like that.

I can't believe Kim called you today

and you had no idea it was happening, it's crazy.

That's strange, right?

You know, my sister is a bit eccentric.

That is the understatement of the year!

You don't have a surgery planned

and not have it thought out.

Are you concerned for her though,

because she's newly sober and stuff, like, that they'll

give her medication and--

What do you think?

I mean you're you recovered.

BRANDI GLANVILLE: Jennifer it is one of my best friends.

She's also an addiction specialist,

and because she fought through addiction for a great part

of her life, she she has a really unique

perspective on Kim's situation.

Because you become dependent on painkillers--

It throws off the chemicals in your brain, right?

You know, pain medication does work but it could, you know,

trigger--

So what does someone do if they're having a surgery?

Well, it awakens the beast.

I think the best thing to do is for her to wait.

I mean, she's newly sober, like less than a year at this point,

right.

They normally ask you to do it a little longer.

KYLE RICHARDS: I think that Jennifer

has a legitimate point.

But I know how important my sister's sobriety is to her

and I don't associate, you know, having

a surgery with her alcoholism.

She did say she spoke with a doctor.

But you know, the first thing came to my mind was like,

oh my God, it's too early.

Yeah, but the doctor's not, the doctor's going to be

an expert on sobriety, is he?

No, most aren't.

If you tell him and he says--

That's the thing, it's just something

that you can keep an eye on.

I mean, it's not your responsibility

to keep her sober.

When you say, Jen, awakens the beast,

you mean by taking the pain medication

you suddenly feel a dependency?

Yes.

Yes, it's just crossing the addiction,

even if you're may not be--

Why does she need to do it?

She's 40, why, why now?

Because she feels she's got a new lease on life.

I'm not her keeper, I'm just telling you she

wants to do it all of a sudden.

Yeah, but why suddenly now?

No, no, but there's a time and, I mean,

there's a time to do it, I think,

when you're really vulnerable, do you know what I mean?

Maybe she feels she's strong right now,

maybe she feels that she's not vulnerable.

But she hasn't been successful in sticking with it.

Anyway, you know what?

All we can do is, you know, send her love and good thoughts

and hope that she makes the right choice.

KYLE RICHARDS: Obviously I have concerns about Kim

doing this surgery but she's made up her mind,

she's going to do it.

I just wish everyone would quit talking about it and move on.

There's nothing we can do about it.

Well, let's wish her luck.

Cheers!

To Kim!

To a cute little button nose!

Exactly!

Cheers!

Cheers.

My salad dressing.

[LAUGHING]

Yeah, knock it back.

It's going to be good.

What else girls?

What's going on with you Camille?

I'm kind of quiet.

You're quiet?

[LAUGHING]

Is that because your boyfriend is--

The last time I was here, we were all together with Adrienne

and I just feel bad.

I feel bad too.

No but, when we come here usually--

She's a big part of Vegas to us,

like a lot of our fun in Vegas has been with Adrienne.

I know but she chose, she chose to.

I like Adrienne too, I like her,

I'm not going to say I don't like her.

But the second I said, I don't agree with you,

I'm getting sued.

Well, no, it's not about that, let's be honest.

No, but that's when it, all the animosity started.

I said, I'm not going to go there with you.

And then it got ugly, it got ugly really quickly.

Anyway, she chooses not to be here right now

and that's her choice, period.

She's--

You know, life, the only thing in life constant is change.

Yeah, but I think she's making a mistake.

Always remember that people aren't

interested in what you have say, it's what you have to hide.

What do you mean?

Well, say what you've told me.

I can't talk about it.

I'm going to let you talk about it because I

don't want to get sued.

You were on the phone, you were coming home

and you were on the speakerphone.

You came into the house, Adrienne

was on the phone with you and she

wanted you to go against Lisa.

And then there was like another phone call,

I think it was Camille, and you were saying to her that you

didn't want to take sides.

She said she was nervous.

Well, I called Camille in Hawaii

and I said, what is happening?

Adrienne's calling me, everything is going on.

And she's like, I know but don't.

She said that she was nervous about the reunion show.

I was freaking out because Adrienne kept

calling me and saying, we have to go,

we're meeting at the poll lounge.

I need to talk to you, we're going to go after Lisa.

I'm not comfortable with that.

It's not a shoe, it's a person.

I said, don't be nervous, just speak your truth.

And she told me not to do, she was like,

just do what you want to do.

She was like, I have nothing against Lisa, do your thing.

Adrienne was just upset about the Maloof Hoof

because she didn't want the Hoof associated

and connected to her brand.

But there's also one other thing that you're leaving.

Drum roll, Lisa.

What?

LISA VANDERPUMP: Brandi insists that Adrienne called her

and Camille and Camille said to Brandi

that, yes, I know they're going after Lisa at the reunion.

But Camille denies it.

Brandi said that you did say, I

know they're going after Lisa.

That was the point that I said that you--

I don't remember saying that.

I was there.

You said, I have no issues with this, do your own thing.

It wasn't, it wasn't like--

I said I didn't have any issues

with this, did I say that?

No, that's what I said.

I said, why do I have to meet with Adrienne beforehand?

I didn't even know about the meeting with Adrienne.

[INAUDIBLE]

You said, I'm nervous about the reunion show.

You whole, the whole reason why you originally called

was, I'm nervous about the reunion show, and I said,

calm down-- - Well, no.

I was nervous because Adrienne kept

calling me to meet up with me and that's why I was calling.

I didn't know about a meeting with Adrienne.

I was in Hawaii on vacation with my kids.

I know, we were on the phone.

Brandi, you're twisting this now and I don't appreciate it.

- No, I'm not. - Yes, you are.

No, I'm not.

And I'm going to get really mad.

LISA VANDERPUMP: She's super defensive, why is that?

The lady doth protest too much?

You called me talking about how nervous you were,

not about Lisa.

It had nothing to do--

That was not the conversation and I'm sticking up for myself

now because now you're trying to throw me under the bus

and you're putting words in my mouth and I don't go for that.

I can handle you, but I will not stand for it.

Excuse me.

Stop lying.

I'm not lying.

Yes, you are.

No, I'm not.

Well, don't go.

Why go?

No, no, no.

Because I can handle it, but I will not stand for it.

I'm not lying.

BRANDI GLANVILLE: Camille knew that they were

going to have a go at Lisa.

She had spoken to Adrienne, she had spoken to Kyle.

She knew, she was aware.

But she was upset that I put her in the middle

by saying, you know there was a meeting,

you know that they called this, you know there was a plan.

Come back in, don't.

I understand.

But I don't want her putting like, lies

and words in my mouth that were not spoken.

OK, but come back.

You were just, OK.

Don't, don't leave.

Don't leave, don't leave.

CAMILLE GRAMMAR: The call to me was about help me, help me.

And I'm trying to figure out, what

am I defending myself about because I don't

remember even saying that.

I don't want somebody putting words in my worth

if I didn't say it.

I understand that.

Why are you throwing her under the bus?

I don't understand that.

I'm not throwing anyone under the bus.

No, I'm not saying you are, but why, I need to understand.

I said the nicest thing about her.

Well, she's just putting me on the spot

because she thinks that it's the truth.

And listen, what I know is--

Putting you on the spot, I've never

said a bad thing about you.

Can I say something, everybody has--

Nobody is accusing you of doing anything.

Everybody has--

I've never said one bad thing about you.

No but nobody's accusing you of--

Everybody has their own perception of things

and perception is a funny thing because I hear something,

I hear it differently.

Then maybe you hear it, or you hear it,

and we all have our own perception.

I just know Adrienne was very upset that you

didn't go to The Palms to do--

Oh God, Pandora chose where she wanted

to have her bachelorette party.

I know and I know this has been--

It was decided and so--

And Adrienne doesn't own The Palms.

What?

Adrienne only owns 2% of The Palms.

Come on, that's mean, Brandi.

I still, I still didn't say it.

I know that now, I didn't know it then.

It doesn't matter if it's the truth, it's mean.

BRANDI GLANVILLE: Does everyone know they don't own The Palms?

Yes.

Like, it's like, it's a given but no one talks about it.

It's like that elephant in the room

that no one's saying anything about.

I said it and I'm going to hell for it.

I know things to be true about other people too but--

Well what about all things she said about me,

you didn't think they were mean?

I know, I know, I know, I know, we already know that.

But my point is--

All right, but that's not relevant.

No, it is relevant.

We talk about it every single time we're together, though.

I think we're moving past that, you already said you moved on,

so let's move on from that.

LISA VANDERPUMP: Kyle's very defensive

of Adrienne, which is lovely, you should

be defensive of your friends.

However, it would have been nice to see

a little coming this way.

And that's mean, that's mean.

It's not mean, she's suing me.

Hello, I'm angry.

That's different.

There's things you've said that aren't true.

You know, you say, I speak the truth

and I'm not going to do that to you

cause I don't want to do that.

Well, you can, I'm an open book.

I'm not that person.

Well, you just said before you didn't have your nose done

and you did. - No, I didn't.

Yeah you did.

No I didn't.

I don't think it's fair and she's not

even here to defend herself.

So you, you said--

She chooses not to be here. She should be here.

And I'm not saying that's right, by the way.

I choose to face things head on in my life.

She doesn't, I don't agree with that necessarily,

but I also don't agree with throwing out things like,

oh, she doesn't own the Palms.

That's not cool, that's cool.

But that's a reality though.

I never threw that at her.

[INAUDIBLE] talk about who owns your restaurants?

I own my restaurants.

No, you don't own Sur.

KYLE RICHARDS (VOICEOVER): Coming up.

But it's nobody's business anyway.

Why are you bring that up?

I agree!

That's the point, Yolanda!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Mm.

I have no idea what Ken's doing at home well

I'm in Vegas, it's very hard for me

to leave my sex monster at home.

My sex wants to being Giggy.

KEN TODD: OK, Gigg.

I'm going to point for your Giggitini.

Come and have a drink with daddy, come on.

Good boy good boy.

Come on, You like it, really.

Come on.

Your Giggitini.

Come on, now.

Come on.

Oh, good boy, yes.

Good boy, that's enough now.

That's enough.

I think I like yours better.

Mm, yours is delicious.

Giggitini.

So will you talk about who owns your restaurants?

I own my restaurants.

No, you don't own Sur.

I own 51% of it.

You're like, you're the personality of it,

you're the frontman.

Darling, I invested in that restaurant.

I understand but you don't own whole thing.

I have never said I did.

I own 51% of it.

OK.

LISA VANDERPUMP: Come on, really?

Is that the best you got?

But the point is, you brought up that Adrienne

only owns a percentage.

Why?

I brought that up because she is suing me.

Oh God, hold on.

And I want to go back with you because I

don't want go backwards. - Do you want to?

Listen to me.

Because I don't know that you do.

Listen to me.

I admit, that's below the belt.

No, I'm saying things because I'm angry.

You're saying it because your pissed off.

You're saying it because you're pissed.

I've spent $10,000 on something that--

Right, and you're pissed off.

Yeah, yes.

I'm upset, yes.

This is not your job to defend her either.

No but I feel like as a friend, like,

if you weren't sending your Yolanda--

I know but we keep going over and over the same story.

We, we've--

No, I know, I know that.

We've wasted three dinners screaming about this.

No we're not screaming.

Guys, come on.

YOLANDA HADID: Kyle loves to make drama like she's

standing up for Adrienne.

Adrienne isn't in Vegas because Adrienne

chose not to be in Vegas.

So end of the story, stop bringing it up.

I will defend what I think is right.

I know but you've said it so many times, we

know your opinion.

OK.

So let's move on.

It's not just me, I mean, ISIS this not my battle,

it's not my fight.

But you are the one in the conversation

so, it is, you choose to make it your battle.

I can't help it as a human being but be like--

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

I even, I even feel bad even though I haven't

had a great time with her.

But I also really understand her position.

She feels totally aggrieved, the way she was treated.

I think of myself as very far.

I think I'm a fair-- - You're a very fair person.

You are.

- I'm a very fair person. - And Lisa is too.

Sometimes you're distorted in terms of--

I think you're distorted too in your defending of Brandi,

you haven't always been--

Why was she defending me though?

Well, she has been.

But it's nobody's business anyway, why are bringing it up?

I agree! I agree!

That's the point, Yolanda!

Shh.

CAMILLE GRAMMAR: It was completely one sided.

It was OK for Brandi to bring up the Maloof's

financial situation out of the blue

but it wasn't OK for me to question Lisa.

You know, oh poo poo, Camille.

How dare you say that?

Well clearly we know where you stand.

That's that.

What do you mean?

I am not, I don't protect one against the other.

But you just did.

Oh, I just don't, I don't think it's right for you

to say that.

Camille, I'm sorry, girls.

I have to go.

But this is going to keep going ridiculous.

Yeah, no, you guys can stay.

I'm just, I'm just saying goodbye.

YOLANDA HADID: David send a private jet

to bring me home early.

Thank God because I'm just so ready to go home.

We're going on your plane with you Yolanda.

OK.

YOLANDA HADID: My time is precious.

You wonder, why did I fly all the way

to Vegas to listen to a bunch of girls scream at each other?

It's just not worth my time.

I'm sorry that it ended on a bad note.

I thank you for having us.

KYLE RICHARDS: Lisa and I keep saying we're going to move

forward and move forward.

But it keeps getting brought up over and over and over again

and I really feel stuck.

It's fine.

It's--

No, I know.

LISA VANDERPUMP: Once again, Kyle

stands up for everyone but me.

Sometimes the most hurtful thing is the silence of your friends

not the words of your enemies.

I don't understand how come we can't

all just be friends and have our own opinions

and agree to disagree.

And let's say I'm having problems

with Adrienne, that doesn't involve anyone else.

I didn't tell you to go after anybody.

I never said that you did!

But you put me in a position that I felt like I

had to defend myself over what?

The reason I called you is because Adrienne asked me

to meet and I didn't know what to do and you told me,

I know they're going after Adrienne.

OK, but I don't remember the part about the meeting

but I remember you--

The rest of it.

I remember parts of the rest of it, yes.

But you put me on the spot by bringing it up.

[SIGH]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hello?

Kim?

Hello?

Hi!

Oh my God!

Look at this, is this--

You've got to see my boy, this is my boy.

Oh my God, Kim.

Hi Melanie!

Hi!

How are you doing?

Good, hi puppy!

What's the puppy's name?

This is Kingsley, my son.

Kim!

Oh my God.

Just look at my dog [INAUDIBLE]..

Aw, look at you.

But these dogs can be very dangerous when they get older.

This is why he's not going to be.

OK, he just needs lots of attention,

which you obviously will give.

KIM RICHARDS: His name is Kingsley and I love him.

Wait a minute, Kim, look at me.

Oh--

Is it too little?

Oh, it's swollen.

What, it's not swollen?

No, by your eye is all swollen there.

I know.

Is that just part of it, that's normal, right?

Well, I hope he doesn't leave it like that.

[LAUGHING]

OK, I need to see the profile.

It's so straight.

Oh my gosh, Kim.

Now look at me straight on.

Oh my gosh, I can't even imagine what it's going to look like.

KYLE RICHARDS: I think in spite of Kim having a bandage,

laying in bed, she looks really good.

I'm excited to see what the bandage comes off.

I can't believe I'm like, up and about.

It's only been two days.

Let me see, tilt down so I can see you.

Tiny bit of bruising here.

Looks like a little too little,

I did take the bandage off a little.

You took the bandage off?

Just a little.

Don't do that.

Just a little.

Kim, no.

No pain?

Well, I woke up this morning.

Yesterday I had a little.

What do they give you?

You spoke to the doctor about medicine.

Yeah, we talked about the medicine.

He knows your history?

He knows my history.

So what are you supposed to do now when you have pain,

you have, it's just a moderate amount?

Yeah, he gave me pain stuff, but I haven't even

needed anything that's amazing.

KYLE RICHARDS: Obviously, I worry about Kim all the time.

She tells me herself, I have to take it a day at a time.

You know, Monday she could be fine

and Tuesday she could slip.

We don't know.

Just have to hope for the best.

Dr. [INAUDIBLE] said, actually when he put me out,

he said because of my situation, he said you know I know that

you said you're sober and, but he said as a doctor

I still have seen, I've heard things,

I was a little cautious.

He said that when he put me out he

said he actually took less to put

me out than the average person.

He said it took what he would, what

he would give a child so yeah.

So he said, I can tell that you haven't been abusing anything

and that made me feel bad.

KIM RICHARDS: My decision to not take pain medicine, of course,

is really important for me and my sobriety

and if I can make it through the pain, I'm going to.

[SIGH]

I thought maybe, I might want a little cigarette.

Shut up.

What is that?

What are you doing?

Oh.

Have you been smoking these things?

No, it's a joke.

I found it in my drawer.

I found it the drawer, it was a joke, I was trying to--

Yeah, well, I'm saying people--

I don't know if you should be doing this, Kim.

[LAUGHING]

I feel like this is wrong even if it's not a real cigarette.

Look, I think it's cute.

Because of my nose.

[LAUGHING]

Are you nuts?

Don't answer that.

Yes I am.

KYLE RICHARDS (VOICEOVER): Coming up.

You tried try to be loyal to somebody as a friend

and it gets chipped away.

She ought to have a lesson in what a true friend is.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Whoa.

Oh perfect.

[INAUDIBLE].

Oh my goodness.

Oh, come Giggy.

I haven't really told you much about the trip.

Haven't told me anything basically.

You know what, it's a shame because it

started off really good fun.

KIM RICHARDS: So let me tell you a bedtime story.

Once upon a time there was-- - There was a girl named Brandi.

[INAUDIBLE]

How many women who went to Las Vegas.

[LAUGHING]

No, so we really had a lot of fun.

So here we are having fun with Brandi,

and we're in Vegas, which is, you know, like Adrienne's town.

As soon as I mentioned Adrienne's name, nightmare.

So Kyle says, oh I feel guilty being

here in Vegas without Adrienne.

Well, you know as soon as you bring up Adrienne, here we go.

[CHUCKLING]

Brandi was trying to say more negative things about Adrienne.

She's said more mean things?

Just more crap.

More crap and gossip and stories about her

that I don't want to hear.

This whole question of Adrienne

owning The Palms, which we've never brought up,

but Brandi says, oh, she only owns 2% of it.

Brandi said that?

Yeah.

At dinner?

In front of everybody?

Yeah, it is what it is.

She said it.

And then Camille said, that's mean.

And so then she said, it's not mean it's the truth.

I said, well, just because something's

the truth doesn't mean you have to say it to everybody.

I don't want to hear rumours, I don't want to hear

something that's mean about someone,

whether it's true or not true.

It's just mean.

And then Camille and Lisa started to get into it.

And you know, because--

Camille and Lisa?

Yeah.

And I was just like, oh my god, oh my god.

So then out of nowhere, Camille suddenly says to me,

I've heard that you don't own Sur.

[LAUGHING]

I'm like, I don't own Sur?

Silly cow.

I mean, you know what, I've heard that she's a silly cow,

but would I say that?

No.

And then Lisa was upset with me that I

didn't defend her with Camille.

And then I was feeling bad but I find it hard to jump in,

especially when there's two women

who can defend themselves.

And frankly I think it looks crazy

when Lisa feels she has to defend

Brandi every time that we're having a conversation.

So I stayed out of it.

So then she got, you know, why didn't you defend me?

And I don't know.

I just cannot talk about this Brandi

and Adrienne thing ever again.

KYLE RICHARDS: I don't know how long it's

going to take to get things back to the way they were with Lisa.

If it were in my hands, we'd go to lunch, talk about it

and move on.

Life's too short.

But I don't know, you know.

Right now I really have put this in Lisa's hands.

The fact that, you know, every time somebody kind of goes

after to me, she never, ever kind of

stands up for someone who's supposed to be a friend.

How can it go back, you start off with loyalty at 100%,

you know, you try to be loyal somebody who's a friend

and that gets chipped away.

LISA VANDERPUMP: Once somebody really hurts you,

it's very difficult to put it back on track.

Well, she ought to have a lesson in what

a true friend is basically

KIM RICHARDS (VOICEOVER): Next time on "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills".

Say it to me now, I feel really bad.

Lisa, I'm not going to have you--

Say that to me.

You feel really bad about not defending me.

Adrienne is, is a very insecure woman.

Really, who is Adrienne Maloof in this world?

[SIGH]

She told me she has a letter that you're suing her.

Come on, look at her character.

What is she talking about?

That your lawyer didn't send my lawyer a letter?

Absolutely not!

Are you joking?

No, are you joking?

Shame on you.

Shame on me?

Shame on you for being so calculating.

Shame on you!

KYLE RICHARDS (VOICEOVER): To learn more

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