Original subtitles

- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

- UNDERWEAR OFF? [both laugh]

I KNOW HE'S GONNA BE FINE.

BUT THAT'S THE WORRY, BECAUSE I COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIM.

- DO THAT AGAIN. - [laughs]

- BRANDI, WHAT REALLY DID GO DOWN BETWEEN YOU AND ADRIENNE?

- SHE LIES A LOT.

- WE ALL KNOW THIS ONE MAJOR LIE TO BE TRUE,

AND IT JUST ANNOYS THE [bleep] OUT OF ME

THAT SHE KEEPS LYING ABOUT IT.

SO I DECIDE TO SAY IT OUT LOUD.

AND THEN, LIKE, SHE--

- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.

- YOU ARE A BITCH.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I LIKE TO DO.

- I WOULD LOVE TO TELL YOU-- - TELL ME.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TELL ME? - YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW, BABY.

- I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT KIM HAS CHOSEN MAURICIO'S EVENT

TO TELL ADRIENNE AND PAUL WHAT BRANDI SAID.

- YOU LIE. YOU LIE CONSTANTLY.

[bleep] YOU!

- YOU'RE A PIECE OF [bleep].

- LIFE ISN'T ALL DIAMONDS AND ROSE, BUT IT SHOULD BE.

- MONEY DOESN'T GIVE YOU CLASS.

IT JUST GIVES YOU MONEY.

- KNOW YOUR FRIENDS.

SHOW YOUR ENEMIES THE DOOR.

- I FOUGHT TOO HARD FOR THIS ZIP CODE

TO GO HOME NOW.

- I LIKE TO HAVE FUN, BUT I DON'T PLAY GAMES.

- LIFE IS A JOURNEY, AND I'M FINDING MYSELF EVERY DAY.

- I'M BORN AND RAISED IN BEVERLY HILLS.

THIS IS MY TOWN.

- YOU LIED! - LET'S NOT MAKE A SCENE.

- YOU SLEPT TILL 3:00 IN THE AFTERNOON

AND LEFT YOUR KIDS ALONE.

- I SLEEP-- - SO SCREW YOU.

- PIECE OF [bleep].

- I SLEEP TILL 3:00 IN THE AFTERNOON?

- I'M DONE.

SHE'S A BITCH.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M DONE.

I AM SO ANGRY THAT A WOMAN COULD BE SO RECKLESS.

BRANDI DOES NOT CARE ABOUT ANYBODY'S REPUTATION.

CERTAINLY NOT HER REPUTATION, NOT MY REPUTATION.

SHE ONLY CARES ABOUT ATTENTION.

- ARE YOU OKAY?

- I SLEEP TILL 3:00 IN THE AFTERNOON?

- I DON'T--I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY'RE REFERRING TO.

'CAUSE I'M NOT EVEN IN THE LOOP.

- I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO,

NO ONE SHOULD TALK TO A WOMAN LIKE THAT.

IT'S NO CLASS.

ARE YOU OKAY, HONEY?

- NO, I JUST--

- I--YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH.

- YOU OKAY, BABE?

DO YOU WANNA STAY OR DO YOU WANNA GO?

- ARE YOU OKAY? - NO, I'M FINE.

- NO, ARE YOU OKAY, REALLY, THOUGH?

- I'M JUST, LIKE, I'M SHAKING RIGHT NOW.

- I KNOW, I AM TOO.

- THE GIRL IS CRAZY.

CRACKPOT CRAZY, DRUG ADDICT.

SHE'S [bleep] FULL OF DRUGS.

SHE TALKS ABOUT EVERYBODY ELSE, LOOK AT HER.

- ADRIENNE-- - DONE.

DONE. I'M REALLY PISSED.

- I KNOW, I DON'T BLAME YOU.

- REALLY, REALLY PISSED. - I DON'T BLAME YOU.

- LET'S GO. - I KNOW, I JUST--

- AND NOT ONLY THAT...

YOU WATCH.

[bleep] DONE.

SHE'S A [bleep] LIAR.

- WHY DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

I WANTED TO TELL PAUL AND ADRIENNE,

BUT NOT AT MY HUSBAND'S EVENT.

NOT NOW.

HERE, RIGHT NOW?

- SHE NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT WAS SAID.

THAT'S SO UNFAIR, SHE'S WALKING INTO A ROOM...

- FIRST OF ALL... - AND WE'RE ALL THERE.

- THIS IS JUST YESTERDAY.

WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A CHANCE.

I DIDN'T HAVE-- - I KNOW, I WAS GONNA CALL HER.

I JUST FEEL FUNNY HAVING HER IN THERE

AND EVERYBODY T--THEY'VE ALL BEEN DISCUSSED.

EVERYBODY'S HEARD THAT ABOUT HER AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW.

IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT--THAT THAT'S BEEN DISCUSSED.

I'M SORRY.

- YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I QUITE HONESTLY--YOU KNOW,

THIS WAS MEANT TO BE LIKE A REALLY FUN, UNEVENTFUL PARTY...

- [stutters]

- AND AN UNEVENTFUL EVENT.

I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT THE WHOLE PURPOSE

OF BEING HERE WAS.

- IT SEEMS AS IF, THOUGH,

THEIR INTENTION WAS TO COME HERE AND START THAT WAR.

- I'M NOT GONNA SAY I AGREE WITH YOU ON THAT.

I DON'T THINK THEIR INTENTION--

THEIR INTENTION WAS TO COME TO SUPPORT ME.

I MEAN, THAT WAS THEIR INTENTION HERE.

- BUT THEY WALKED UP TO BRANDI AND GOT AGGRESSIVE IMMEDIATELY.

- WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE THEY JUST HEARD SOME STUFF

THAT BRANDI SAID ABOUT THEM AT SUR.

- WELL, ANYWAY, I KNOW THAT YOU WOULD NEVER

GET IN A WOMAN'S FACE AND CALL HER A BITCH.

- YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

- YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT IN A MILLION YEARS.

- WELL, I MIGHT-- - OR FIVE TIMES.

- I MEAN, WHETHER I WOULD DO THAT OR NOT,

I'M NOT--PROBABLY NOT, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN

WHETHER PAUL WAS RIGHT OR WRONG.

- NO, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU,

AND I'M SORRY THIS HAPPENED HERE.

- WHAT--WHAT WOULD MAKE BRANDI EVEN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

- I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHY I SAID--

I SAID "WHY ARE YOU BEING SO RUDE TO ADRIENNE?"

- 'CAUSE WE DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE.

- SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DEFENDED YOU

BY THE WAY, BRANDI, AND I SAID THAT.

- SHE CAME HERE TONIGHT,

I JUST THOUGHT-- I HAVE TO TELL HER.

- I KEEP QUESTIONING WHAT IS GOING ON

BETWEEN BRANDI AND ADRIENNE.

THEY WERE GETTING ALONG SO WELL.

WHEN BRANDI HAD HER FALLING OUT WITH KIM AND KYLE,

ADRIENNE WAS THE ONE THAT WAS TRYING TO MEDIATE EVERYBODY

AND BRING US ALL TOGETHER.

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN OVER THE PAST, LIKE, MONTH,

IT JUST--EVERYTHING SWITCHED.

IT WAS LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH.

- ALL THESE PEOPLE COULD HAVE HEARD IT OUT THERE.

WHETHER IT'S TRUE OR NOT. IT'S NOT FAIR.

- I TOLD HER IN PRIVATE. - YEAH, BUT THEY'RE SCREAMING IT

AND SHE WAS SCREAMING IT.

AND BRANDI'S SCREAMING IT AND SCREAMING THE "F" WORD

IN FRONT OF ALL MY HUSBAND'S CLIENTS.

- WELL, THAT'S--THAT'S THE WAY PAUL CHOSE TO HANDLE IT.

SO, I TOLD--

- HE'S GONNA PROTECT HIS WIFE

AND I WOULD WANT MY HUSBAND TO PROTECT ME.

- WELL, THAT'S IT. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

THIS WENT DOWN AND...

MAYBE KYLE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO BE A GOOD FRIEND.

IF SHE WAS ADRIENNE'S FRIEND,

SHE WOULD HAVE TRIED TO CALL HER TOO.

- IF YOU HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT ME AT A RESTAURANT

AND EVERYBODY HAD HEARD THAT,

WOULD YOU HAVE COME TO ME AND--

- IT WASN'T EVERYBODY-- - WHATEVER, KYLE!

I'VE HEARD YOU FIVE TIMES.

HEARD YOU. BLAH. DONE THAT.

- I AM...EXTREMELY HAPPY

THAT MY SISTER IS SOBER.

BUT I DON'T THINK THAT SHE IS MAKING A CLEAR DECISION

ON WANTING TO ALL OF A SUDDEN

ADDRESS THESE ISSUES WITH ADRIENNE.

- WOULDN'T YOU HAVE COME TO ME TODAY

AND SAID "KIM, JUST SO YOU KNOW, THIS IS WHAT WAS SAID"?

- I WOULD HAVE PULLED YOU ASIDE, YES.

- YES. THANK YOU.

- YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE RUDE TO ME.

- I'M NOT. - YEAH, YOU ARE.

- YOU JUST KEEP REPEATING THE SAME THING.

- WELL, IT WAS WRONG TO DO THAT HERE.

OKAY? THERE. - WELL, THAT'S YOUR FEELING.

- YEAH. IT IS. - THERE. DONE.

- I WOULD NEVER SAY THE THINGS THAT I KNOW ABOUT THESE PEOPLE.

- ABSOLUTELY. - NEVER.

I WOULD NEVER, EVER, EVER TALK ABOUT

THE SKELETONS IN THESE PEOPLE'S CLOSETS.

BUT EVERYBODY SEEMS TO BE HAPPY

TO PULL THEM OUT ON EVERYBODY ELSE, SO...

- NO. IT'S GLASS HOUSES. SHE'S A BIG GLASS HOUSE.

- THE TRULY--NO, SHE'S GOT THE BIGGEST GLASS HOUSE.

- I FEEL SO BAD FOR THEM.

- I FEEL SO BAD. - FOR WHOM?

- OH, FOR-- - KIM TOLD--

- I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. IT WAS SO OBVIOUS.

KIM'S STANDING OVER THERE TALKING TO ADRIENNE AND PAUL,

THEN THEY CAME OVER HERE IN A HEAT.

- HE GOT IN HER FACE, HE GOT CLOSE,

BUT HE WAS UPSET; HE DIDN'T TOUCH HER.

HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. HE WAS UPSET.

- I KNOW, BUT I DON'T-- - WELL--WELL, DESERVEDLY.

- THAT JUST MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE.

- THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU, TAYLOR.

MOVING ON.

- BUT HE WAS UPSET, HE WAS BEING REACTIONARY.

BECAUSE HE WAS SO UPSET

BECAUSE THIS HAS TO DO WITH A PRIVATE ISSUE

THAT I DON'T THINK SHOULD HAVE BEEN OUT THERE.

I'M SORRY.

- I THINK THERE'S BEEN PLENTY OF THINGS

IN THIS GROUP THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN TALKED ABOUT

IN PEOPLE'S PRIVATE LIFE. - [sighs]

THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHAT BRANDI SAID

ABOUT PAUL AND ADRIENNE AND WHAT I SAID ABOUT TAYLOR.

WE'VE BEEN PROTECTING YOU.

BECAUSE WE DON'T SAY THAT HE HITS YOU.

WE DON'T SAY THAT HE BROKE YOUR JAW, BUT NOW WE SAID IT.

- WHAT WAS GOING ON IN MY PRIVATE LIFE

THAT BECAME VERY PUBLIC-- - LET'S KEEP THIS ON THIS.

- NO, NO, NO, BUT I'M JUST SAYING--

- I ALSO SAID THAT SHOULD BE KEPT PRIVATE, TAYLOR.

- I AGREE. NO, I AGREE WITH YOU.

I AGREE WITH YOU. I KNOW THAT YOU DID.

- YEAH, BUT YOU'RE STEERING IT BACK TO YOU.

LET'S JUST KEEP IT ON WHAT'S GOING ON TONIGHT.

- NO, BUT I'M JUST SAYING I THINK THAT THIS GROUP

HAS A TENDENCY TO BRING THINGS OUT

THAT SHOULDN'T BE BROUGHT OUT. - ABSOLUTELY.

- IN GENERAL. - AND RIGHT--YOU'RE RIGHT.

PAUL AND ADRIENNE WERE NOT WALKING AROUND

TALKING ABOUT ADRIENNE'S PERSONAL LIFE TO ALL THE GIRLS.

SHE KEPT THAT PRIVATE.

WHERE TAYLOR WALKED AROUND

TELLING EVERYBODY HER STORY CONSTANTLY.

SO THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.

YOU KNOW, BIG DIFFERENCE.

- OH, MY GOD, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO...

- IT'S FREEZING. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY

TO BRANDI NOW.

KIM SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT HERE AND NOW.

[overlapping chatter]

WELL, IN ALL FAIRNESS, I MEAN,

I'M JUST SAYING IT'S NOT FAIR TO THEM.

- HELLO, KIM--HELLO. KIM JUST TOLD THEM!

- KIM TOLD THEM WHAT YOU SAID AT SUR.

- [stutters] - THAT--THAT'S...

MALICIOUS GOSSIP.

- IF I COULD TAKE IT BACK, WOULD I?

I WOULD. YES. BUT IT'S NOT GOSSIP.

IT'S THE TRUTH.

- BECAUSE THAT IS A-- - OH, IS IT?

- IT IS, BRANDI, I'M SORRY. - IT'S NOT.

- I'M SORRY. WELL, TO ME THAT IS.

- BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO ME.

[overlapping arguing]

- I JUST WANNA LET YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER HEARD ADRIENNE

SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT YOU.

I JUST NEVER HAVE.

SHE HASN'T TO ME, SO JUST KNOW THAT.

- THERE'S SO MUCH MORE THAT PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT

AND I CAN'T TALK ABOUT. - NO, I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON?

- WELL, THEY WERE JUST GIVEN

SOME PRETTY POWERFUL INFORMATION.

SO THEY-- - AT A COCKTAIL PARTY?

- NO, I UNDERSTAND, BUT IN--

- BUT IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT

THEY GOT THAT INFORMATION HERE.

THAT WAS KIM'S FAULT.

KIM DECIDED, YOU KNOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN TO DO THAT.

- THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A CHANCE TO DIGEST IT.

IT WAS JUST LIKE-- - YEAH, IT WAS LIKE,

MY SISTER SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT

AND STOOD IT UP HERE. SHE SHOULD NOT HAVE.

BUT SHE WAS--I MEAN, SHE DID, SHE DID, AND IT CAME OUT.

- I THINK I NEED A... - WELL, I DON'T KNOW--

- A GLASS OF WINE OR SOMETHING. - NO, WE NEED TO GO.

- SO...

- OKAY, BYE, DARLING.

LET'S GO.

- COMING UP...

- OH, I HAVE THIS ON YOU; I DON'T LIKE THAT.

- THAT'S A MEAN GIRL MENTALITY.

- THESE ARE NOT GIRLS.

THESE ARE, LIKE, PIT BULLS. [both laugh]

- OKAY, THIS LOOKS GOOD.

I LOVE THIS.

WOW. - HEY, PINKIE.

- THIS IS GREAT--HEY. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

HOW ARE YOU? - YOU'RE LOOKING BUSY TODAY.

EVERYTHING GOOD? - YEAH, EVERYTHING'S GOOD.

WELL-- - HOW'S THE PATIENT?

[laughs]

IT HAS BEEN A FEW DAYS NOW

SINCE KEN'S HIP REPLACEMENT SURGERY.

AND I HAVE TO SAY HE IS

THE BLOODY WORST PATIENT IN THE WORLD.

- NOW, I--I DID ADJUST THAT OPERATOR

SO AT LEAST IT'S WORKING TEMPORARILY.

[phone rings] - HUH? OKAY.

- OKAY, NOW, WHEN YOU'RE GETTING--

- HOLD ON A SECOND. HOLD ON ONE SECOND.

I HAVE TO--HELLO?

- DARLING? - YES?

- DARLING, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

- I'M JUST DOING THE GATES, DARLING.

I'M DOWN HERE AND MARTIN'S JUST TURNED UP.

- FORGET ABOUT THE GATES. WHAT ABOUT MY TEA?

- TEA? - [chuckles]

- DARLING.

- ROSEA'S THERE, DARLING.

- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE ME SOME TEA?

- DARLING, I'M DOING TH-- I'M DOING THE GATES.

I'LL BE UP THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.

- DARLING, HAVE WE GOT ANY OF MY BISCUITS LEFT?

- ARE YOU WINDING ME UP?

ARE YOU WINDING ME UP? - [laughs]

- NOBODY IS THIS MUCH OF A BABY.

- WHEN I WAS IN HOSPITAL

SOMEBODY HAS EATEN ALL MY BISCUITS.

- [laughs]

- KEN. - IT'S PROBABLY THE PUPPIES.

- THEY'LL BE THE LAST BISCUITS YOU GET IF YOU DON'T BE QUIET.

"CAN I HAVE JUST A LITTLE BISCUIT, A LITTLE CUP OF TEA?

A FEW MORE GRAINS OF SUGAR?"

IT'S LIKE... UHHHH!

- PIKACHU.

PIKACHU, HOW YOU DOING? [whistles]

- HEY, TEDDY, HOW'S IT GOING?

HOW YOU FEELING?

- GREAT, MATE.

- ALL RIGHT?

- YEAH, I ACTUALLY FEEL BETTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD.

- YOU DO? - YEAH.

- THE, UH--

- KEN WILL BE REALLY PLEASED WITH THEM.

HE JUST CAN'T COME DOWN AND SEE THEM YET.

[phone rings] HOLD ON A SEC--HOLD ON A SECOND.

HELLO?

- CAN YOU TELL HER NOT TO MAKE IT TOO STRONG, PLEASE?

- KEN. - IT WAS JUST THAT--

- KEN, I'M COMING IN A MINUTE.

- [snickers]

I LIKE TO WIND HER UP.

- I KNOW YOU LIKE TO MILK IT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

- NOT MILK IT, JUST WIND HER UP, YOU KNOW?

- I SWEAR TO YOU IN ANOTHER FEW DAYS

HE WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIS HIP

BECAUSE I'M GONNA STRANGLE HIM.

AH, THEY'RE REALLY HEAVY.

THIS IS FROM YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

THEY SAID A MRS. CIBRIAN,

SO I DON'T THINK THEY'RE FROM LEANN RIMES

SO I THINK THEY MUST BE FROM BRANDI.

- THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, AREN'T THEY?

- THEY SMELL AMAZING. - OKAY, HERE'S THE CARD.

HERE WE ARE. - AM I READING IT?

- YEP.

GOD KNOWS WHAT SHE'LL SAY.

- "DEAR KEN, SECOND HUSBAND, HOPE TO SEE YOU

"BACK ON YOUR FEET VERY SOON.

LOVE YOU, BRANDI."

- WHAT? IT DOES NOT SAY THAT.

YOU'RE WINDING ME UP.

- DARLING, THAT CUP OF TEA WAS BEAUTIFUL.

CAN I HAVE ANOTHER ONE?

- REALLY? ALREADY? - YES.

- CAN YOU WAIT A LITTLE BIT? - NO, I'M REALLY THIRSTY.

COME ON, DARLING. - ALL RIGHT.

- I'M REALLY THIRSTY.

- WHOO.

- HI!

- HI, LADIES.

- HOW ARE YOU? - HI.

- GOOD TO SEE YOU.

- HOW ARE YOU?

- HI. - I'M BROOKE.

NICE TO MEET YOU. - HI. I'M KIM. NICE TO SEE YOU.

I FEEL BAD THAT IT ALL WENT DOWN AT MAURICE'S EVENT.

BUT IN MY OPINION, KYLE STARTED THE WHOLE THING.

- BRANDI, WHAT REALLY DID GO DOWN BETWEEN YOU AND ADRIENNE?

- SHE LIES A LOT.

- LET'S GET THE FIRE--

THE MATCH TO THE FIRECRACKER AND LIGHT IT.

WHY ASK BRANDI THAT QUESTION?

- SO, ARE WE READY TO WORK OUT? HUH?

- WE'RE READY TO WORK OUT.

- A LITTLE PILATES PLUS?

- A LITTLE PILATES PLUS TO KICK...

- OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

- WHEN YOU LIT THE FUSE ON BRANDI,

SHE DID EXACTLY WHAT WE KNOW SHE'D DO.

AND I TOLD ADRIENNE WHAT SHE NEEDED TO HEAR,

WHAT SHE NEEDED TO KNOW BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT.

- GOOD, OUT, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

IN, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

EXTEND YOUR LEGS OUT.

KEEP YOUR FEET TOGETHER.

[overlapping counting]

- YEAH, I LIKE THIS.

- OKAY, LAST ONE, LAST ONE.

FLEX YOUR FOOT. - GOOD.

- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS PLANNING ON DOING IN VEGAS?

- I'M GONNA DO A LOT OF SPA TREATMENT.

- YEAH?

- AND I'M PROBABLY GONNA--

YOU KNOW, I'LL DO THE DINNER WITH CHAD.

MY SON IS TURNING 21, AND WE'RE GONNA GO TO LAS VEGAS. UH...

- FUN. VEGAS, HUH? - YEP.

- WOW, SOUNDS DANGEROUS.

- I'M SCARED. - YEAH.

- HONESTLY, I WOULD NEVER GO TO VEGAS RIGHT NOW

IF IT WASN'T CHAD'S BIRTHDAY.

- RIGHT. I'VE CALLED AROUND, AND I'VE GOT MEETINGS SET UP

THAT I CAN GO TO AND MEETINGS THAT I CAN HAVE IN MY ROOM

OR THAT I CAN ATTEND TO.

GOING TO LAS VEGAS IS A SLIPPERY PLACE.

IT'S DANGEROUS FOR AN ALCOHOLIC.

I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA BE GOOD.

I KNOW YOU WILL BE.

YOU'RE DOING TOO GOOD NOW

TO LET ONE VEGAS TRIP MESS YOU UP, HONESTLY.

- I KNOW, IT'S JUST IT'S KINDA--

HONESTLY THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS.

THAT'S WHY I--YOUR SUPPORT AND CONFIDENCE IN ME IS HUGE.

AND THAT MAKES ME FEEL BIG.

BECAUSE THAT'S BIG.

AND, UM, BUT I JUST--I KNOW-- I KNOW I DON'T WANNA LET ME DOWN,

AND I DON'T WANNA LET YOU GUYS DOWN.

- HELLO?

- HI, HONEY.

- HEY, WHAT'S UP?

- I'M UPSTAIRS.

- HEY, HONEY.

- HI, HONEY, HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD.

WHAT'S UP?

- I'M TELLING PORTIA ABOUT HER REPORT

FROM THE PARENT/TEACHER CONFERENCE TODAY.

- MWAH. - [groans]

- DID YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY? - CAN WE SIT DOWN?

I HAVEN'T--I NEED-- I HAVEN'T SAT DOWN.

YOU WANNA SIT DOWN WITH ME HERE? - SURE.

MAURICIO AND I ARE BOTH UPSET

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT MAURICIO'S EVENT,

BUT THE TRUTH IS THERE'S REALLY NOTHING

THAT ANY OF US COULD HAVE DONE TO STOP IT.

SO, UM, YOU KNOW WE'RE DOING THE DINNER PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT?

- RIGHT.

- AND, UM-- - WHAT DINNER PARTY?

- I'M JUST HAVING SOME OF THE GIRLS OVER

BECAUSE THE DINING ROOM'S ALMOST DONE,

AND HOPEFULLY IT WILL BE DONE BY TOMORROW.

THE DRAPES-- - IT'S LOOKING AMAZING.

- SO I'M HAVING LISA... - COOL.

- TAYLOR, BRANDI, A--WHAT?

- JUST THINK THAT WHAT'S SHE'S DONE AND SAID

ABOUT PAUL AND ADRIENNE ARE JUST SO UNCALLED FOR

AND SO DISGUSTING, QUITE HONESTLY.

I'M PISSED.

I THINK--I THINK SHE'S DISGUSTING.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE INVITING HER.

- HONEY. - WELL, HONEY, SHE LIES.

SHE'S A GOSSIP GIRL, AND THAT'S THE TRUTH AND--

- I ALREADY INVITED THEM BEFORE THIS HAPPENED.

SO WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

CALL UP AND SAY "I'M SORRY."

"YOU CAN'T COME TO MY HOUSE NOW FOR DINNER"?

I'M NOT DOING THAT.

IT'S VERY RARE FOR MAURICIO

TO GET THIS UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING.

BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW BRANDI

AND HE KNOWS AND CARES ABOUT PAUL AND ADRIENNE.

WELL, I'M TRYING TO STAY OUT OF IT.

I OBVIOUSLY HAVE TOLD HER WHAT I FELT,

ABOUT HER SAYING AND DOING THAT.

I TOLD HER THAT DAY AND NOW SHE'S SAYING

SHE FEELS BAD ABOUT THAT.

- BUT THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH HER.

SHE SAYS WHATEVER COMES OUT OF HER MIND.

SHE DOESN'T THINK OF ANYTHING.

AND THEN SHE SAYS, "I'M SORRY, I FEEL BAD,"

AND THEN IT'S OKAY, AND THAT'S NOT COOL.

IT'S GOSSIP. IT'S [bleep].

IT'S ALL BULL[bleep], THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT.

- WHOEVER IS NOT COMFORTABLE COMING JUST WON'T COME.

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.

I'M NOT HAPPY WITH HER.

I'VE PUT UP WITH A LOT OF [bleep] SHE'S SAID ABOUT YOU.

- LISTEN, THEY'RE INVITED.

I ALREADY PLANNED THIS, SO WHAT DO I DO?

- YOU KNOW, SHOULD YOU UN-INVITE SOMEBODY?

- NO. I CAN'T. - I MEAN, YOU AND I,

YOU KNOW, WE HAVE A LOT MORE CLASS THAN THAT.

OKAY, WE ALWAYS HAVE AND WE'RE NOT

GONNA STOOP TO THAT LEVEL, AND I GET THAT.

- I'M VERY FORTUNATE

THAT MAURICIO IS ALWAYS SUPPORTIVE OF ME.

SO EVEN THOUGH I KNOW HE'S AGAINST THIS,

HE'S ALSO VERY UNDERSTANDING AND GETS MY POSITION.

I DOUBT THEY'LL BOTH BE HERE.

WHAT I WOULD LIKE IN A PERFECT WORLD

IS THAT THEY BOTH COME, AND MAYBE IT BREAKS THE ICE

AND THEY CAN HAVE A PEACEFUL CONVERSATION,

BUT THAT'S LAUGHABLE.

- YEAH, NOT RIGHT NOW.

MAYBE--MAYBE--MAYBE ONE DAY.

- COMING UP...

- I FIRE BACK, AND IT'S GONNA GET UGLY

IF THAT HAS TO HAPPEN. - I THINK IT ALREADY IS.

- IT CAN GET WORSE.

- HELLO.

- I LOVE THAT.

THAT COLOR IS PERFECT ON YOU.

- WERE YOU WAITING LONG?

- NO. 15 MINUTES.

- 15? OH, STOP. - 15 MINUTES IS STANDARD.

AS LONG AS IT'S NOT 20...

THAT'S WHAT YOU TOLD ME IT IS ANYWAY, ISN'T IT?

- I HAVE BEEN RUNNING A LITTLE BEHIND--

I FEEL LIKE I'M DOING MORE THAN I'M USED TO DOING.

OH, I'M HAVING A DINNER PARTY FRIDAY NIGHT.

- OKAY. - JUST A LITTLE DINNER PARTY,

BECAUSE THE DINING ROOM IS LOOKING REALLY GOOD.

I'M SO EXCITED TO SHOW OFF THE WALLS.

- THE DINING ROOM'S NOT DONE?

- OKAY, WELL, IT'S NOT MAYBE 100% DONE

IN YOUR EYES, BUT IT'S GETTING THERE.

AND I WANNA DO A NICE DINNER PARTY, JUST GIRLS.

HERE'S MY DILEMMA.

ADRIENNE AND BRANDI AREN'T SPEAKING.

FAYE IS ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS,

SO FAYE KNOWS EVERYTHING

THAT HAPPENED BETWEEN BRANDI, KIM, AND ME.

SO SHE HAS FORMED AN OPINION.

EVEN THOUGH BRANDI AND I HAVE MOVED PAST THAT ARGUMENT,

FAYE STILL HASN'T.

- WHAT HAPPENED?

WELL, THE OTHER DAY, LISA HAD A TASTING AT SUR,

A FOOD TASTING.

SO AT THE TASTING I SAID TO BRANDI

"WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU AND ADRIENNE?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND."

AND WHEN WE HAD OUR PROBLEMS,

SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE DEFENDING YOU.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID TO BRANDI. - GOOD.

NICE THAT YOU REMINDED HER.

- YEAH, SO THEN SHE SAID-- - SHE NEEDS TO BE REMINDED.

- THEN SHE SAID, "WELL, ADRIENNE'S A LIAR."

- ADRIENNE IS NOT A LIAR, BY THE WAY.

I DO NOT TA-- - NEVER LIED TO ME.

- I HAVE NEVER HEARD HER LIE TO ME EITHER.

- FAYE HAS KNOWN ADRIENNE FOR MANY, MANY YEARS.

SO AFTER WHAT BRANDI HAS DONE TO ADRIENNE

HAS JUST BEEN THE ICING ON THE CAKE FOR HER.

SO THE OTHER NIGHT, DOWNTOWN AT L.A. LIVE

KIM TELLS ADRIENNE.

- OH, MY GOD, ADRIENNE PROBABLY FLIPPED OUT OF HER MIND.

- SO ALL OF A SUDDEN PAUL AND ADRIENNE COME UP.

AND PAUL STARTS SAYING TO BRANDI,

"HOW DARE YOU," YOU KNOW?

"YOU'RE A BITCH!" AND...

- IS BRANDI COMING ON FRIDAY NIGHT?

- I DON'T KNOW YET.

I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA DO THAT.

- WELL, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.

BRANDI GOES AROUND JUST RANDOMLY TEARING APART

EVERYTHING THAT COMES IN HER PATH.

I MEAN, IT WAS DEVASTATING WHEN BRANDI CALLED KIM A METH ADDICT.

I MEAN, THOSE THINGS ARE DESIGNED

TO CUT AS DEEP AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN.

AND I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT KIND OF MENTALITY.

- IT'S ONE THING IF YOU'RE HAVING AN ARGUMENT

AND YOU DISAGREE AND YOU MAKE YOUR POINT.

BUT IT'S ANOTHER THING TO START PULLING OUT

THINGS LIKE A BAG OF TRICKS.

LIKE, "OH, I HAVE THIS ON YOU." I DON'T LIKE THAT.

- IT'S A MEAN GIRL MENTALITY.

- THESE ARE NOT GIRLS, THESE ARE, LIKE, PIT BULLS.

[both laugh]

- LISA?

- YEAH?

HI, DARLING, I'M NOT EVEN DRESSED.

I'M, LIKE, BEHIND. - THAT'S OKAY. SORRY.

- I'M USELESS.

I'M NOT GETTING DRESSED,

I'M NOT COOKING, I'M NOT--

WHERE'S THE FOOD? - I BROUGHT THE FOOD.

IT'S DOWNSTAIRS; ROSEA HAS IT.

- ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

- YES, YOU'RE WELCOME. - ALL RIGHT.

I'M NOT THROWING YOU OUT, BUT BRANDI'S ON HER WAY

AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO RUN INTO HER NOW.

- I SUSPECTED HE WAS CHEATING.

- WELL, WHAT COULD YOU HAVE DONE ABOUT IT?

- IT WENT ON FOR A LONG TIME, SO--

- HOW LONG? - WELL--

WELL, YOU CAN ASK SHEENA.

- I DON'T WANT YOU TO RUN INTO HER NOW, SO--

- OKAY, BUT DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE OKAY

IF MAYBE I STAYED AND TALKED TO HER?

- OH, GOD, NOT NOW, NOT NOW.

NO. WHY?

- I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER TO CLEAR THE AIR

FOR YOU AND-- - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, BUT NOT NOW.

- OKAY. - SO I WANT YOU TO

SKEDADDLE, REALLY, BECAUSE SHE'S ON HER WAY.

I'VE GOTTA GET DRESSED.

THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD. - OKAY.

- BUT I WILL DEFINITELY GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT.

OKAY? - THANK YOU.

- ALL RIGHT. - OKAY.

- JUST DO IT. YEAH!

AWESOME. BACK DOWN QUICK, BUT BE CAREFUL.

HOLD ONTO THE RAIL IF YOU NEED IT.

DON'T COMPROMISE FORM AND I KNOW IT'S KILLING.

COME ON, NINE, PUSH IT. TEN. - [grunts]

- WITH LEGS, WITH LEGS, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.

GREAT. AWESOME. KILL THE TRICEPS.

BEAUTIFUL. GOOD. GREAT RANGE OF MOTION.

IT'S SYMMETRY. NINE.

THAT'S IT. ALL THE WAY UP.

GOOD. BEAUTIFUL.

SPEED, NICE.

NICE. NICE. - [breathes heavily]

- 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA DO IT ONE MORE TIME.

- YOU'RE SO MEAN. - I KNOW.

- I BELIEVE THAT EXERCISE IS THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH.

I'M ALWAYS RIDING HORSES, BIKING, UH...

LIKE, LAST WEEK I SWAM TWO MILES EVERY DAY.

I THOUGHT I WAS PART OF THE OLYMPICS, YOU KNOW?

GRAVITY IS STARTING TO SET IN, BABY.

- WE'LL JUST STAND ON YOUR HEAD. - I SAW MY DAUGHTER

ON THE RUNWAY THE OTHER NIGHT AND I WENT LIKE, "[bleep]."

YOU KNOW AND WHEN YOU'RE THAT AGE YOU DON'T REALIZE IT,

BUT EVERYTHING IS SO TIGHT, SO BEAUTIFUL.

THE BUTT, THE LEGS, THE CHEEKS, THE LIPS, THE--

- NOT GONNA ARGUE WITH THAT, BUT...

- [sighs]

DALE IS, I THINK, AN INCREDIBLE TRAINER.

I MEAN, HE'S 57 YEARS OLD, AND HE LOOKS INCREDIBLE.

YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T WANT SOME 30-YEAR-OLD GUY

TO COME IN WITH BIG GUNS AND INTIMIDATE MY HUSBAND.

- AWESOME. YOU'RE KILLING IT.

- I KIND OF MISS-- I MISS MY HUSBAND.

I'M NOT USED TO WORKING OUT WITHOUT HIM.

I ALWAYS WANT TO STAY ON THE TIP OF MY TOE

TO BE IN THE BEST SHAPE I CAN BE

AND I EXPECT THE SAME THING FROM HIM.

WE WANNA LIVE REALLY LONG

SINCE WE GOT MARRIED THIS LATE IN LIFE. I MEAN, I WANNA--

- LATE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU'RE, LIKE, 28.

- I WANNA BE MARRIED TO HIM LONGER THAN ANY OF HIS EX WIVES.

SO HE'S HAD THREE, RIGHT?

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE-- - SO I NEED TO PASS 20 YEARS.

SO I--I GOTTA BE WITH HIM FOR 25 YEARS.

I GOTTA KEEP US REALLY STRONG AND HEALTHY.

- AS YOU WILL. - [laughs]

I'VE GOTTA KEEP THAT ASS TIGHT.

- HELLO. - HOW ARE YOU?

ARE YOU OKAY? YOU SOUND UPSET.

- I AM, I'M--YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST...[sighs]

I HAVE HAD SO MUCH ANXIETY.

I'VE BEEN PICKING AT MY FACE. - [sighs]

- AFTER THE--I HAVE TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE NIGHT.

LIKE, YOU SEE WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING?

- LEAVE YOUR FACE ALONE, LEAVE YOUR FACE ALONE.

- I'VE JUST BEEN, LIKE, CRAZY.

I-I HAVE TO--I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT.

I KNOW YOU KNOW SOME OF IT,

BUT I WANNA SHARE, LIKE, MY SIDE OF THE STORY.

- ARE YOU OKAY? - YEAH, NO, I'M OKAY.

I JUST HAVE, LIKE, SO MUCH ANXIETY ABOUT EVERYTHING.

- OH, MY GOD, COME IN THEN.

I'VE BEEN ON THE WRONG SIDE OF ADRIENNE,

AND IT'S NOT A PLACE WHERE YOU WANNA BE.

SO I'M REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT HOW BRANDI'S GONNA HANDLE THIS.

SO WHO TOLD ADRIENNE AND PAUL?

- KIM TOLD ADRIENNE AND PAUL, BUT--

- AT THE--AT THE FUNCTION? - YES.

WHICH IS FINE.

LIKE, SHE'S OBVIOUSLY CLOSER TO ADRIENNE AND PAUL THAN I AM.

BUT IT WAS PROBABLY NOT THE RIGHT TIME AND PLACE.

- SO IT ALL KICKED OFF. - YEAH.

BUT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY WERE THERE YET.

I SAW THEM FROM AFAR

AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE HAVING AN ARGUMENT.

- RIGHT. - AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN

HE COME WALKING--I'M SITTING IN A CHAIR THIS WHOLE TIME.

- RIGHT. - AND HE'S LIKE "YOU BITCH!"

"YOU BITCH!" AND I'M LIKE-- HE WAS THIS CLOSE TO MY FACE

AND SCREAMING.

HE'S LIKE "BITCH! BITCH! BITCH!"

AND SHE'S SCREAMING.

MY ADRENALINE WAS PUMPING.

I STOOD UP FOR MYSELF.

BUT AT THE SAME TIME, IT'S LIKE--

MY MIND IS, LIKE, JUMBLED.

I FEEL SO--I FEEL SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID.

BUT THEY MISTREATED ME SO MUCH.

AND PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO ME.

- WHY DO YOU FEEL THEY'VE TREATED YOU SO BADLY?

WHERE DOES THIS COME FROM?

SO YOU--LISTEN, I'VE BEEN THE VICTIM

OF ADRIENNE'S, YOU KNOW, BULL[bleep]. YOU KNOW THAT.

- THEY PUT OUT A STORY ABOUT ME TODAY

SAYING THAT I'M PARTYING TOO HARD.

- HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY DID?

- IT'S NOT DIFFICULT TO FIGURE IT OUT.

BUT, I MEAN, I DO KNOW--

LIKE, I HAVE CONTACTS AT DIFFERENT TABLOIDS.

IT'S REALLY FUNNY THAT THE DAY AFTER ADRIENNE

SCREAMING IN MY FACE THAT I'M A BAD MOTHER

AND I SLEEP TILL 3:00 P.M....

I RUN [bleep] A HOUSE, I DON'T--

- YOU SLEEP TILL 3:00 IN THE AFTERNOON

AND LEFT YOUR KIDS ALONE.

- I SLEEP-- - SO SCREW YOU!

- IT APPEARS AT RADARONLINE, LIKE, THE NEXT DAY.

REALLY?

- I'M KIND OF IN A SPACE WITH ADRIENNE

THAT SHE'S APOLOGIZED TO ME--

- RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU'RE YOU, YOU'RE YOU.

- YEAH, BUT I'M JUST SAYING SHE APOLOGIZED TO ME.

DO I LIKE HER? NO.

IT'S THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF THAT.

I DON'T HATE HER.

I'M INDIFFERENT TO HER. - I KNOW.

- I'M POLITE TO HER, BUT I SEE WHO SHE IS NOW.

I SEE VERY CLEARLY WHO SHE IS.

- PAUL AND ADRIENNE CAN [bleep] OFF.

- I THINK IT'S KIND OF HYPOCRITICAL

THAT OBVIOUSLY ADRIENNE IS FEEDING RADARONLINE

SOME OF THIS BULL[bleep].

YOU CAN'T LET THIS KIND OF EAT YOU ALIVE.

- IT'S EATING ME ALIVE. - I CAN SEE IT.

YOU CAN'T, YOU JUST GOTTA BE-- - ALL WEEKEND.

- I KNOW, BUT DARLING, IT WILL PASS.

- I NEED TO TAKE ON THESE PEOPLE THAT HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA DO TO YOU?

- I HAVE NO IDEA.

THEY'RE--THEY'RE NOT GOOD PEOPLE.

JUST WITH THE THINGS THAT THEY SAY

AND THE MONEY AND THE POWER THAT THEY HAVE, THEY SCARE ME.

- WHAT POWER DO THEY HAVE? - I DON'T KNOW.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA DO?

- IT'S BEEN ONE DAY; THEY HAVE A STORY OUT IN THE PRESS?

- WHAT? DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA--

A STORY OUT IN THE PRESS, SO WHAT?

- I KNOW, LIKE, THE THINGS THAT I KNOW

AND I DON'T WANT THEM TO KEEP COMING AT ME

BECAUSE I FIRE BACK, AND IT'S GONNA GET UGLY

IF THAT HAS TO HAPPEN. - I THINK IT ALREADY IS.

- IT CAN GET WORSE, TRUST ME.

- COMING UP...

- LISA. - DON'T POINT YOUR FINGER--

- I'M NOT POINTING MY FINGER AT YOU.

- KEN, BRANDI'S HERE TO SEE YOU.

- OH, MY GOD, YOU LOOK AMAZING.

ARE YOU JOKING? - WHAT?

- I GOT THE CHILLS. THIS IS AMAZING!

[laughter]

- SEE. - OH, MY GOD!

[both laugh]

- I WISH I HAD... - IT'S GONE, FINISHED.

- YOUR ENERGY. WOW.

- I'LL SHOW YOU MY SCAR THOUGH. - NO, YOU WON'T.

YOU'RE NOT DROPPING YOUR TROUSERS.

NOT FOR ANY REASON.

- OH, DON'T BE A BABY. - DON'T GET EXCITED.

- JUST TO PROVE I HAD IT DONE. - OKAY, OKAY.

READY?

[both gasp]

- [laughs]

- THAT IS GNARLY! - KEN, KEN.

- EH? - OKAY, KEN.

- OH, MY GOD. - KEN, WE DON'T WANNA SEE THAT.

- LOOK IT, YOU'RE A SUPERHERO.

HE'S A TOUGH MAN.

I CAN'T BELIEVE KEN'S RUNNING AROUND THE GARDEN.

- WERE YOU WORRIED, THOUGH? - HAVE YOU HAD SEX?

- HUH? NO. - HAVE YOU HAD SEX?

YES, I'VE BEEN WORRIED! - NO, BUT HE HAS BEEN TRYING.

HA HA HA! - REALLY?

- TONIGHT IS MY DINNER PARTY.

AND GLENN HAS REALLY OUTDONE HIMSELF THIS TIME.

WE'RE HAVING A FOUR-COURSE MEAL.

- SO WE'RE DOING A MASCARPONE RICOTTA RAVIOLI

WITH BROWN BUTTER AND SAGE.

- GLENN. - I KNOW THERE--

- THERE'S EIGHT WOMEN. - I KNOW.

- WE HAVE MORE HELP THAN PEOPLE. - THEY'RE SO SKINNY.

THEY'RE SO SKINNY.

WE HAVE TO HELP THEM.

- WELL, THIS IS SO MUCH FOOD.

JEEZ LOUISE.

- I'M FATTENING THOSE SKINNY CHICKS UP.

- HELLO. - OH, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY.

- SO DO YOU. - THAT'S A NICE OUTFIT.

- HOW ARE YOU? - THANK YOU.

HELLO.

HI, HONEY, HOW ARE YOU?

- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? - YOU LOOKS SO PRETTY.

- I MET MARISA TEN YEARS AGO

WHEN SHE WAS WORKING WITH MAURICIO.

SHE'S MARRIED TO DEAN ZANUCK,

WHOSE FATHER IS AN OSCAR-WINNING PRODUCER, RICHARD ZANUCK

AND WHOSE GRANDFATHER WAS DARRYL ZANUCK

WHO FOUNDED 20th CENTURY FOX.

THEY'RE PRETTY HOLLYWOOD.

TAYLOR, THIS IS MARISA. - HI.

- I WAS JUST TELLING YOU ABOUT. - YEAH.

- HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. - THIS IS TAYLOR.

- NICE TO MEET YOU, I LOVE YOUR DRESS.

- HI. - NICE TO MEET YOU.

- NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.

- OH, LOOK HOW PRETTY YOU LOOK.

- HOW ARE YOU? - HI.

GOOD TO SEE YOU. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. MWAH.

THIS IS MARISA. - SO NICE TO MEET YOU.

IS THAT--OH, GOD.

- ROLAND MOURET. - ROLAND MOURET, MY FAVORITE.

THIS YEAR.

- HI.

HELLO. HI.

OOH, THAT LOOKS GOOD.

WHAT IS IT?

- BLOODY GINGER POMEGRANATE.

- OKAY, I'M--I'M IN.

- WOW. - HELLO.

- THIS IS MARISA, THIS IS MARISA.

- HI--OH, HOLD ON A SECOND. LET ME JUST PUT THIS DOWN.

UH, WHERE SHOULD-- - I'LL HOLD--I'LL PUT IT HERE.

- OH, LET ME DRINK IT DOWN.

[laughs] JUST KIDDING.

- OH, THOSE ARE BEAUTIFUL. [laughter]

- HELLO--OH, LOOK, HOW GORGEOUS.

HI, HONEY, HOW ARE YOU?

- BECAUSE, BUT IN ENGLAND THEY DON'T--

[rings doorbell]

- HEY. - HELLO.

- HOW ARE YOU? - HOW ARE YOU?

- YOU LOOK PURDY AND SMELL GOOD. - THANK YOU.

- HI. - WHAT'S THE DEAL?

COME ON IN. - OKAY.

HI, NICE TO SEE YOU. - YOU TOO.

- WHAT'S GOING ON?

- YOU LOOK GOOD. - YOU TOO!

- AFTER MAURICIO'S EVENT, I'M FEELING INCREDIBLY ANXIOUS,

BUT KYLE STILL WENT OUT OF HER WAY TO INVITE ME TO DINNER,

SO I DECIDED TO GO.

- I KNEW THAT YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE SUPER TALL.

- I NEVER--I NEVER CARED ABOUT BEING TALL.

- WILL YOU TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF?

I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW LITTLE YOU ARE.

- I KNOW. - YOU'RE LIKE A GYMNAST.

- HOW TALL ARE YOU? - 5'2 3/4".

- WOULD YOU RATHER WALK AROUND,

LIKE FULLY CLOTHED AND NO SHOES OR NAKED IN HEELS?

- NAKED IN HEELS. - NAKED IN HEELS.

- YEAH, ME TOO. FOR SURE.

- PLUS YOUR ASS LOOKS BETTER WHEN YOU'RE NAKED IN HEELS.

WHEN WALKING FLAT FOOT AROUND WITH YOUR ASS...

[mutters]

- SEE, THERE YOU GO AGAIN.

- I JUST--I KNOW. - BEHAVE YOURSELF.

- I'M GOING TO. [overlapping chatter]

MY ELDEST IS TURNING NINE IN A WEEK.

- AND YOU HAVE--YOU HAVE BOYS, YEAH?

- YEAH, I'M JUST--HE'S AT THAT POINT THOUGH NOW

MASON DOESN'T WANT ME TO, LIKE,

HAVE MY ARM AROUND HIM IN PUBLIC.

- IS THIS THE NINE-YEAR-OLD? - YES.

- MY SON'S LIKE THAT

WHEN HE'S PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR SOMETHING.

I SAY "COME BE WITH MOMMY AND SNUGGLE.

WE NEED TO SNUGGLE RIGHT NOW."

AND HE'S LIKE, "OKAY, IN A LITTLE WHILE."

- I DON'T LIKE TO SNUGGLE EXCEPT FOR WITH THE BOYS.

THAT'S IT. - YEAH.

- OTHERWISE IT DOESN'T REALLY HAPPEN.

- WELL, NO I'D RATHER SNUGGLE WITH MY KIDS

THAN MY HUSBAND. - YEP.

- YOU KNOW? - THAT'S TRUE.

I GET YOU.

- OKAY, GIRLS, COME ON IN.

I HAVE PLACE CARDS. - THANK YOU.

- FIND YOUR SEAT, THERE ARE PLACE CARDS.

PLACE CARDS, YOU'RE HERE.

- I LOVE THOSE FLOWERS.

THEY'RE SO CUTE. - DO YOU LOVE THEM? THANK YOU.

- REALLY, I'VE GOT THOSE IN MY GARDEN LIKE THAT.

- FAYE, YOU HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION,

BECAUSE THIS HAS TO DO WITH YOU. - UH-OH.

- I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR MY HOUSE TO BE DONE

AND MY DINING ROOM TO BE DONE FOREVER.

AND LITERALLY, THIS HAS BEEN, LIKE, A DREAM FOR ME, THIS ROOM.

AND I HAVE TO THANK YOU, FAYE, AND RAISE MY--OUR GLASS TO YOU.

- OH, THANK YOU.

- TO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR... - IT WAS SO MUCH FUN DOING IT.

- MAKING IT SO BEAUTIFUL

AND EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED AND LOVED,

AND THIS IS MY FIRST DINNER HAVING MY DINING ROOM DONE

WITH ALL OUR-- all: CHEERS.

- YOU GUYS. - CHEERS.

- KYLE, IT IS SO YOU IN EVERY WAY.

- HEY, WHERE'S YOLANDA?

- YOLANDA IS ACTUALLY OUT OF TOWN.

SHE LEFT FOR DONNA SUMMER'S FUNERAL.

- OH.

- SO THAT'S WHY YOLANDA COULDN'T MAKE IT.

AND THEN KIM COULDN'T MAKE IT

BECAUSE SHE WENT TO VEGAS FOR CHAD'S BIRTHDAY,

WHICH I DID NOT REALIZE THEY WERE GOING THIS WEEKEND,

WHICH IS WHY I'M NOT THERE, EVEN THOUGH SHE CLAIMS I WAS INVITED,

AND I WASN'T. ANYWAY.

ALL OF US USUALLY GO TAKE OUR KIDS FOR THEIR 21ST TO VEGAS.

- YEAH, I KNOW.

BUT THEN, THE LAST CONVERSATION WE HAD

SHE SAID, YOU KNOW, CHAD SAID I'M NOT, YOU KNOW, A VEGAS TYPE.

I'M MORE OF A HOMEBODY LIKE YOU, MOM.

I DON'T WANNA GO TO VEGAS.

AND THAT WAS THE LAST I HEARD. AND THEN THE NEXT THING I KNOW

SHE SAID, "OH, THE PARTY BUS IS LEAVING AT 11:00."

I SAID, "NO ONE TOLD ME."

I DIDN'T HAVE A CALL, A TEXT,

AN EMAIL, AN INVITATION IN THE MAIL; I HAD NO IDEA.

SO HERE I CALLED HER INVITING HER TO COME TO THIS

AND SHE SEEMED A LITTLE UPSET, BUT...

- DON'T GET YOUR FEELINGS HURT.

- THAT'S FINE, THAT'S FINE. - SHE'S BEEN BUSY.

IN HER RECOVERY AND EVERYTHING.

- YEAH, IT'S FINE.

ANYWAYS, SO THAT'S WHY SHE'S NOT HERE.

AND I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHY ADRIENNE CHOSE NOT TO MAKE IT.

- SO WHY DIDN'T ADRIENNE COME?

BECAUSE I SAID TO YOU,

OBVIOUSLY, I WOULD TAKE A PASS IF SHE WAS GONNA COME.

- I THINK IT'S JUST TOO NEW. - NEW.

- AND SHE FIGURED SHE WAS--

- NO, BUT I'D RATHER--I MEAN, I WOULD HAVE RATHER HER COME

THAN ME, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

'CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE ALL CLOSER WITH HER THAN ME.

- RIGHT.

- I HAVEN'T EVEN SPOKE TO ADRIENNE SINCE THAT NIGHT.

HAS ANYBODY TALKED TO HER? - I HAVE.

I WAS TALKING WITH HER.

- IS SHE OKAY?

- SHE'S UPSET.

- UNDERSTANDABLY SO.

- SHE'S ANGRY AND UPSET, SO...

- WHAT HAPPENED?

- WELL, WHERE DO WE BEGIN?

- I HAVE A LOT OF ISSUES WITH HER,

AND I DID SAY THAT I FEEL LIKE SHE COMPULSIVELY LIES.

SHE LIED ABOUT A BOOK DEAL. - SHE DOESN'T HAVE A BOOK DEAL.

- SHE ACTUALLY DOES HAVE A BOOK DEAL.

- OKAY. WHATEVER. - SHE DOESN'T.

- YES, SHE DOES.

- WHA--DO WE HAVE AN INVESTIGATOR

OUT THERE FINDING THESE THINGS OUT?

- I KNOW THAT SHE ACTUALLY DOES HAVE A BOOK DEAL.

SO I DON'T TH--I DON'T UNDERSTAND--

THAT'S WHAT I DON'T GET, THAT PART.

- WELL, THE SECOND I SAID IT IN OJAI,

I SAID OH, YAY, YOU KNOW, I GOT A BOOK DEAL.

SHE'S LIKE, "WELL, I HAVE A BOOK DEAL."

IT'S JUST SHE'S SO COMPETITIVE.

SO IT WAS LIKE, LET ME HAVE THIS LITTLE THING.

SHE DOESN'T WANT HER FRIENDS TO DO WELL.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF SHE HAS REAL GIRLFRIENDS.

I-I--YOU KNOW, GET TEN PEOPLE IN A ROOM THAT LOVE ADRIENNE

THAT AREN'T RELATED TO HER.

GOOD LUCK.

SHE HAS A GAZILLION DOLLARS AND ALL THESE OTHER THINGS,

AND THERE'S SO MUCH-- - BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN

SHE DIDN'T HAVE ONE, THOUGH.

SHE JUST DIDN'T LET YOU HAVE YOUR MOMENT.

- I MEAN, SHE MAY HAVE BOUGHT ONE SINCE OJAI.

- [incredulous] OH.

- I DON'T THINK YOU CAN BUY A BOOK DEAL.

- CAN I JUST SAY SOMETHING?

THAT COMMENT WAS JUST SO...OVER THE TOP.

"BOUGHT A BOOK DEAL"?

I MEAN, THAT WAS A COMMENT THAT YOU JUST--

- I'M NOT GONNA GET INTO IT WITH YOU,

BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW YOU THAT WELL.

- AT ALL, ACTUALLY. - YEAH.

NO, I KNOW.

BUT SHE'S BEEN HORRIBLE TO ME.

AND THAT'S--THAT'S JUST WHAT IT IS.

- WE'RE GONNA HAVE MANY OCCASIONS TO CELEBRATE

WHEN WE'RE GONNA BE PUT IN A POSITION.

AND I THINK THE SOONER THAT YOU GUYS FIX IT, THE BETTER.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CARE TO,

I DON'T KNOW IF ADRIENNE CARES TO.

BUT, I KNOW AS SOMEONE WHO IS ADRIENNE'S FRIEND,

AND I-I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CONSIDER ME YOUR FRIEND--

I OBVIOUSLY CONSIDER YOU MY FRIEND--

THEN WE DON'T WANNA BE PUT IN THAT POSITION.

- WHAT WAS DONE TO YOU, THOUGH, THAT YOU'RE SO UPSET ABOUT?

DO YOU NOT WANNA SHARE THAT?

- IT'S HARD FOR ME TO EXPLAIN, BUT, I MEAN, I CAN TELL YOU,

BUT IT'S STILL BETWEEN THEM AND I.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANNA INVOLVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH BECAUSE--

- WE'RE ALREADY INVOLVED NOW.

- I KNOW, BUT I'M NOT ASKING ANYONE

TO, LIKE, TAKE SIDES, WHATEVER.

I'M SAYING SHE'S TREATED ME VERY POORLY.

SHE--BECAUSE I DIDN'T TAKE HER SIDE ON CERTAIN SITUATIONS,

SHE DECIDED I WAS ENEMY NUMBER ONE.

- YOU JUST CAN'T BE MAKING THESE, LIKE, RANDOM ALLEGATIONS.

- SHE CALLED ME TWICE BEFORE THE REUNION.

SHE SAID, "COME TO THE-- YOU KNOW, THE POLO LOUNGE.

"I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU BEFORE TOMORROW.

"YOU WANNA BE ON OUR SIDE,

BECAUSE WE'RE GOING AGAINST LISA."

BUT THE SECOND I CROSSED HER, SHE CAME AT ME FULL FORCE.

AND IT WASN'T PRETTY. - RIGHT.

- I JUST AM NOT THAT PERSON.

I'M NOT GONNA TAKE A SIDE.

I'M NOT GONNA--I MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS.

I MAKE MY OWN CHOICES.

- I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY IT'S ANY OF FAYE'S BUSINESS.

SHE'S OBVIOUSLY HAD THE LOWDOWN FROM KYLE

AND MAYBE ONCE AGAIN IS SPEAKING ON HER BEHALF.

- KYLE TELLS ME WHAT'S HAPPENING IN HER LIFE,

AND IF YOU WERE HER GOOD GIRLFRIEND

YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING IN HER LIFE.

- SO YOU'RE SAYING I'M NOT THERE FOR CAMILLE--

- SO NOW, DID YOU COME HERE TO DEFEND KYLE?

THE WAY YOU'RE TALKING SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S CUED YOU IN

AND YOU CAME TO DEFEND HER.

- I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE SO INTERESTED

OUT OF EVERYONE AT THE TABLE.

- 'CAUSE I'VE KNOWN ADRIENNE FOR PROBABLY 25 YEARS.

- OKAY.

- I MET HER BROTHERS 25 YEARS AGO.

THEY WERE DATING MY-- MY STEP-DAUGHTERS.

- OH.

"OH." [laughs]

YES.

HAVE YOU CALLED HER AND APOLOGIZED?

HAVE YOU?

- NO, BUT SHE HASN'T CALLED ME AND APOLOGIZED EITHER.

I DON'T KNOW FAYE FROM ADAM, AND IT'S NONE OF HER BUSINESS,

SO SHE SHOULD JUST SHUT THE [bleep] UP.

- BUT DON'T YOU WANNA BE THE BIGGER GIRL?

- FAYE'S A TOUGH COOKIE.

SHE CAN BE QUITE HARSH AT TIMES.

I WOULD--I DIDN'T ENJOY IT.

- IT'S JUST NOT THE RIGHT TIME; IT'S TOO SOON.

- IT WOULD BE REALLY NICE.

I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA COME UP WITH IT.

- I KNOW THAT IT WOULD BE NICE, AND I UNDERSTAND THAT.

IT'S JUST--IT'S JUST TOO SOON.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THEM.

- THE MORE TIME BRANDI WAITS TO SPEAK TO ADRIENNE,

THE WORSE THE PROBLEM GETS.

IF YOU TRULY REGRET WHAT YOU SAID...

- I REGRET WHAT I SAID-- - WHY CAN'T YOU SAY--

WHY CAN'T YOU CALL HER? - THAT'S A GOOD THING TO DO.

SEND FLOWERS. THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

- SAY, "I REGRET WHAT I SAID.

I APOLOGIZE IF I HURT YOU AND PAUL IN ANY WAY."

- SHE HASN'T SENT FLOWERS TO ME AND SHE HASN'T APOLOGIZED TO ME.

- OKAY, BUT WHO CARES?

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF SHE DESERVES WHATEVER.

JUST TO FIX THINGS, TO--

BECAUSE I'M SURE THIS IS WEIGHING HEAVILY ON YOUR HEART.

DON'T YOU THINK? - YEAH, IT HAS.

- OKAY, SO IF YOU WANTED TO SAY--

- WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU HAD THE ARGUMENT WITH HER?

SHE WAS DEVASTATED, YOU WEREN'T SENDING FLOWERS THE NEXT DAY.

- WE, I CALL--EXCUSE ME, LISA. - NO, BUT NOT FLOWERS.

- LISA. - DON'T POINT YOUR FING--

- I'M NOT POINTING MY FINGER AT YOU.

- WELL, I'M SAYING WHY DOES SHE SEND FLOWERS?

- EXCUSE ME, I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE ADRIENNE.

- NO, NO, SEE THAT--AGAIN, THAT'S NOT FAIR.

- BUT IT'S OBVIOUS THE WAY YOU'RE DEFENDING BRANDI

WITH THE SITUATION.

- YOU SAID WELL, YOU'VE HAD A FIGHT WITH HER,

YOU'VE HAD A PROBLEM WITH HER. I KNOW YOU HATE HER.

- YOU GUYS HAD A FIGHT. - NO, NO, NO.

SHE ACCUSED ME OF SOMETHING, AND SHE'S APOLOGIZED FOR IT.

THAT'S ALL IT IS.

- BUT, I'M SAYING--

YOU'RE NOT OVER IT IS WHAT I'M SAYING.

- BUT WHY SHOULD I BE OVER IT? - I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO BE.

- I'M SAYING-- - I'M--LET ME FINISH

MY SENTENCE HERE FOR ONE SECOND.

- I'VE CHOSEN TO MOVE ON... - OKAY.

- AND I'VE CHOSEN TO BE POLITE AND CIVIL

[stammers] FOR ALL OF US.

BECAUSE WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME GROUP.

- BUT CAN I FINISH MY SENTENCE WITH HER?

- WHEN SHE SAID SEND HER FLOWERS

I WAS JUST LIKE--

- JESUS, FORGET THE FLOWERS.

SEND HER AN ORCHID.

JUST SEND HER A PLANT.

- I'M NOT SENDING HER ANYTHING, LET'S BE FAIR.

- OKAY, THEN YOU'RE REALLY NOT SORRY.

- WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE BRANDI SAID

ABOUT SOMEONE'S FAMILY, IT'S GONNA GET UGLY.

SHE KNOWS THAT.

- COMING UP...

- YOU ATTACK PEOPLE A LOT.

I THINK YOU PROBABLY NEED A LOT OF ATTENTION.

- I COME BACK AT YOU, YES.

I'M NOT A WALLFLOWER.

- FORGET THE FLOWERS.

SEND HER AN ORCHID.

JUST SEND HER A PLANT.

- I'M NOT SENDING HER ANYTHING, LET'S BE FAIR.

- OKAY, THEN YOU'RE REALLY NOT SORRY.

- I AM SORRY, BUT I'M NOT SENDING HER FLOWERS.

WE HAVE OTHER ISSUES AND-- AND IT'S JUST TOO SOON.

- WELL, THEN CLEAR THEM UP.

THE ONLY WAY I WILL EVER THINK

THAT BRANDI'S SORRY IS IF SHE STOPS ATTACKING PEOPLE.

- I DON'T NEED TO ANSWER TO FAYE,

I DON'T NEED TO ANSWER TO THESE PEOPLE

ABOUT WHY I HAVE ISSUES WITH SOMEONE.

IT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS. EXCUSE ME, BUT IT'S NOT.

- EXCUSE ME, IT'S EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS AT THIS POINT.

- NO, IT'S NOT, NO, IT'S NOT. - I KIND OF AGREE WITH BRANDI.

- THANK GOD.

THANK GOD SOMEONE AT THE TABLE'S DEFENDING ME

BECAUSE I AM, LIKE, MAN ALONE.

AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW MARISA.

BUT NOW I'M THINKING SHE MIGHT BE COOL.

- YOU KNOW, MARISA, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW BRANDI.

- EVEN THOUGH I LIKE YOU SO MUCH AND I DON'T KNOW YOU...

- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW BRANDI.

- I DON'T, BUT I-- - NEITHER DO YOU.

- BUT, I THINK-- - BUT I'VE KNOWN THE THINGS--

THE VICIOUS THINGS THAT YOU SAY ABOUT PEOPLE.

- NO, NO, I KNOW-- - AND YOU KNOW, ALSO--

MARISA, HOLD ON ONE SECOND.

WHAT I'VE SEEN FROM YOU, BRANDI,

IS A LOT OF REALLY CRUEL BEHAVIOR.

AND I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

I DON'T--I DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM.

AND I THINK YOU é ATTACK PEOPLE A LOT.

I THINK YOU PROBABLY NEED A LOT OF ATTENTION.

- OKAY.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

- YOU SAY THINGS THAT ARE... HURTFUL.

AND I JUST THINK THAT YOU'VE BEEN HURT A LOT

AND YOU HAVE TO VICIOUSLY ATTACK PEOPLE.

- I DON'T VICIOUSLY ATTACK PEOPLE.

- WELL, YOU DO, YOU VICIOUSLY ATTACKED ADRIENNE.

- I DON'T ATTACK PEOPLE VICIOUSLY FOR NO REASON.

I COME BACK AT YOU, YES.

BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT-- I'M NOT A WALLFLOWER.

- AND I KNOW, BRANDI, THAT NOW YOU'RE GONNA START ATTACKING ME.

I'M VERY WELL AWARE OF WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN HERE.

BECAUSE I'M BEING HONEST AND TRUTHFUL WITH YOU.

- AND YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR ATTENTION.

- DON'T--NO, DON'T SAY LIES.

- DON'T SAY LIES?

- DON'T JUST SPEW YOUR LIES LIKE YOU DID ABOUT KIM.

- KIM AND I ARE FINE. WALK AWAY.

- DARLING, REALLY? - YEAH.

- OH, YOU'RE WRONG; KIM AND YOU ARE NOT FINE.

CALLING HER A METH HEAD?

YOU JUST THROW THINGS OUT THERE AT RANDOM

WHERE YOU JUST--YOU KNOW YOU GET BACKED INTO A CORNER

AND YOU JUST SAY THINGS. - I'M GONNA LEAVE.

- AND I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR WHAT YOU'RE GONNA START

SAYING ABOUT ME NEXT.

- I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU.

WHY WOULD I TALK ABOUT YOU?

- REALLY? REALLY? - I DON'T.

- I'M SURE YOU DON'T, LOVE.

- [bleep].

- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

- [rings bells and chants]

- I CAN'T EVEN SAY MY NAME IN HIS HOUSE.

MY KIDS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY MY NAME OR SAY MOM.

- [sobbing] I CAN'T IMAGINE SOMEONE

EVEN HAVING THE GUTS TO ASK SOMEONE FOR THEIR WEDDING RING.

- WE'D LIKE TO HAVE AN ANSWER BY TOMORROW.

- LISTEN. - YES?

- SCHEANA, SHE REALLY WOULD LIKE TO TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.

- SHE RUINED MY FAMILY.

DON'T CRY. - I KNOW.

- REALLY, BECAUSE I LOST MY FAMILY.

I LOST EVERYTHING THAT I HAD.

SO IF ANYONE'S GONNA CRY HERE, IT'S NOT GONNA BE YOU.

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