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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,200 - PREVIOUSLY ON 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:05,600 THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 3 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:06,600 - YOU DON'T LIKE ME. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA LIKE ME. 4 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:07,600 I SAID I'M SORRY. 5 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:08,800 YOU GUYS WERE OUT OF LINE. 6 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,070 YOU DON'T HAVE TO EVER LIKE ME. 7 00:00:10,066 --> 00:00:11,166 - DON'T EVEN APOLOGIZE, IT'S NOT WORTH IT. 8 00:00:11,166 --> 00:00:12,496 I DON'T EVEN ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY. 9 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:13,670 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO. I SAID-- 10 00:00:13,667 --> 00:00:15,967 - I WON'T. I DON'T, I WON'T. 11 00:00:15,967 --> 00:00:17,327 I'M AN ALCOHOLIC. 12 00:00:17,333 --> 00:00:19,973 I COULDN'T LOOK AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR ANYMORE. 13 00:00:19,967 --> 00:00:23,567 AND I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT FOR A WHILE. 14 00:00:23,567 --> 00:00:25,527 - I'VE HEARD FROM PEOPLE THAT WORK FOR YOU 15 00:00:25,533 --> 00:00:26,703 THAT YOU DON'T LIKE LISA. 16 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:28,170 - WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT? 17 00:00:28,166 --> 00:00:29,796 - BECAUSE SHE'S MY FRIEND, AND WE WERE TALKING. 18 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:30,970 - OKAY, BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, RIGHT? 19 00:00:30,967 --> 00:00:32,827 - WE'RE NOT FRIENDS, CLEARLY. 20 00:00:32,834 --> 00:00:34,704 - WHAT'S THAT FACE? - HMM? 21 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:36,030 - WHAT'S THAT FACE? - NOTHING, I'M JUST TIRED. 22 00:00:36,033 --> 00:00:37,703 I'M NOT GOING TO SAY HI TO THAT ONE, THAT'S ALL. 23 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:39,700 - OH, COME ON. 24 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:40,830 BE NICE, BE NICE. 25 00:00:40,834 --> 00:00:42,634 - NOPE. ABSOLUTELY NOT. 26 00:00:42,633 --> 00:00:44,203 [upbeat music] 27 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,370 - LIFE ISN'T ALL DIAMONDS AND ROSE, 28 00:00:46,367 --> 00:00:49,197 BUT IT SHOULD BE. 29 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,470 - MONEY DOESN'T GIVE YOU CLASS. 30 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:53,527 IT JUST GIVES YOU MONEY. 31 00:00:53,533 --> 00:00:57,973 - KNOW YOUR FRIENDS. SHOW YOUR ENEMIES THE DOOR. 32 00:00:57,967 --> 00:00:59,827 - I FOUGHT TOO HARD FOR THIS ZIP CODE 33 00:00:59,834 --> 00:01:02,804 TO GO HOME NOW. 34 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:07,400 - I LIKE TO HAVE FUN, BUT I DON'T PLAY GAMES. 35 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,500 - LIFE IS A JOURNEY, 36 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:12,270 AND I'M FINDING MYSELF EVERY DAY. 37 00:01:12,266 --> 00:01:14,226 - I'M BORN AND RAISED IN BEVERLY HILLS. 38 00:01:14,233 --> 00:01:16,233 THIS IS MY TOWN. 39 00:01:35,967 --> 00:01:38,697 - AT YOLANDA'S, IT FELT A LITTLE STRANGE, FOR ME. 40 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:41,600 LISA AND I DIDN'T REALLY INTERACT TOO MUCH. 41 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:45,600 I FELT IT WAS TIME TO PUT ALL OUR ISSUES ASIDE. 42 00:01:47,834 --> 00:01:49,404 both: HI. 43 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,770 both: HOW ARE YOU? 44 00:01:51,767 --> 00:01:54,327 - I'M FINE, THANK YOU. 45 00:01:58,567 --> 00:02:00,397 - WELL, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 46 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,900 AS ALWAYS. - THANK YOU, DITTO. 47 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:03,030 THANK YOU FOR THE FLOWERS. 48 00:02:03,033 --> 00:02:05,873 - ADRIENNE MALOOF HAS SENT THIS TO YOU 49 00:02:05,867 --> 00:02:07,297 WITH LOTS OF BEST WISHES. 50 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:08,270 - OH, INTERESTING. 51 00:02:08,266 --> 00:02:09,926 I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THAT. 52 00:02:09,934 --> 00:02:11,904 - I SAID A BEAUTIFUL ARRANGEMENT, 53 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:13,470 NOT THE WHOLE FLOWER SHOP. 54 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:16,227 SO I'M SORRY THAT IT WAS SO BIG THAT-- 55 00:02:16,233 --> 00:02:18,103 - WELL, IT CERTAINLY MADE A STATEMENT. 56 00:02:18,100 --> 00:02:19,500 - IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE-- 57 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:21,330 HOW ARE YOU? 58 00:02:21,333 --> 00:02:23,873 - I'M REALLY, REALLY-- - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 59 00:02:23,867 --> 00:02:26,127 - I COULD DO WITH ONE OF THOSE. 60 00:02:26,133 --> 00:02:27,773 OH, HELLO, - BONSOIR, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 61 00:02:27,767 --> 00:02:29,067 - CAN I JUST HAVE A GLASS OF PINOT GRIGIO ACTUALLY? 62 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,526 - BY ALL MEANS, ABSOLUTELY. 63 00:02:30,533 --> 00:02:32,073 SALUT. 64 00:02:32,066 --> 00:02:33,266 - I THANK YOU FOR THE FLOWERS, 65 00:02:33,266 --> 00:02:35,426 AND I REALIZE THAT WAS-- 66 00:02:35,433 --> 00:02:37,033 I HOPE IT WAS A KIND OF PEACE OFFERING. 67 00:02:37,033 --> 00:02:39,733 - ABSOLUTELY. I THINK-- 68 00:02:39,734 --> 00:02:41,934 - AND I NEEDED THAT, ADRIENNE. I'M TELLING YOU THAT. 69 00:02:41,934 --> 00:02:42,904 I NEEDED THAT. - I KNOW, I KNOW. 70 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:45,270 UM, YOU KNOW. 71 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:47,196 UM, IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS, 72 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,470 I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS. 73 00:02:48,467 --> 00:02:49,797 YOU'VE NEVER SOLD A STORY? 74 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,970 - I'VE NEVER SOLD A STORY IN MY LIFE... 75 00:02:51,967 --> 00:02:53,927 - I DON'T BELIEVE THAT FOR A MINUTE. 76 00:02:53,934 --> 00:02:55,034 - AND I WON'T BE ACCUSED OF THAT. 77 00:02:55,033 --> 00:02:57,073 I JUST THINK IT'S SUCH AN INSULT, 78 00:02:57,066 --> 00:02:58,026 SUCH A LOW BLOW. 79 00:02:58,033 --> 00:02:59,733 - BUT AT THE TIME [clears throat] 80 00:02:59,734 --> 00:03:02,134 WHAT I HAD HEARD HAD HURT MY FEELINGS. 81 00:03:02,133 --> 00:03:05,503 SO I REACTED. UM... 82 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:08,170 AND SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW, FRIENDS REACT 83 00:03:08,166 --> 00:03:09,666 AND THEY... 84 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:10,697 THEY DO STUPID THINGS. 85 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:14,400 - I FEEL THAT SHE'S NERVOUS. 86 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,270 I DON'T MEAN TO MAKE HER NERVOUS-- 87 00:03:16,266 --> 00:03:17,826 THAT MUCH. 88 00:03:17,834 --> 00:03:19,274 - THAT WAS STUPID. 89 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:21,996 UH...I THINK, YOU KNOW, 90 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,270 I SHOULD HAVE COME TO YOU FIRST 91 00:03:23,266 --> 00:03:25,496 AND TALKED ABOUT IT. 92 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:27,230 AND THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO. 93 00:03:27,233 --> 00:03:30,333 - AND THAT'S FINE, BUT... 94 00:03:30,333 --> 00:03:31,973 NOW SHE HAS TO DELIVER. 95 00:03:31,967 --> 00:03:34,627 - WE ARE MUCH BETTER FRIENDS, 96 00:03:34,633 --> 00:03:35,973 AND WE HAVE A GREAT TIME TOGETHER, 97 00:03:35,967 --> 00:03:38,597 THAN NOT BEING FRIENDS. 98 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,200 AND I ALSO THINK THAT YOU AND I ARE VERY BUSY. 99 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,330 YOU HAVE YOUR BUSINESS, I HAVE MY BUSINESS. 100 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:43,503 I HAVE MY CHILDREN. 101 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:47,330 THAT TO WASTE TIME ON-- 102 00:03:47,333 --> 00:03:51,033 ON ISSUES THAT, UM-- 103 00:03:51,033 --> 00:03:53,603 GRANTED, YOU AND I HAVE BOTH SAID THINGS-- 104 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,900 OR FRIENDS SAY THINGS THAT HURT EACH OTHER'S FEELINGS. 105 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:57,200 WE ALL DO. 106 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,600 THAT'S FRIENDSHIP, THAT'S RELATIONSHIPS. 107 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:03,830 UM... 108 00:04:03,834 --> 00:04:06,034 SO... 109 00:04:06,033 --> 00:04:07,873 UM... 110 00:04:07,867 --> 00:04:09,127 LET ME JUST SAY, 111 00:04:09,133 --> 00:04:11,573 I THINK WE BOTH ARE MORE MATURE 112 00:04:11,567 --> 00:04:14,597 TO TRY TO MOVE ON AND TO... 113 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:15,630 - ALL RIGHT, THE PINOT GRIGIO. 114 00:04:15,633 --> 00:04:16,633 both: THANK YOU. 115 00:04:16,633 --> 00:04:20,233 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 116 00:04:20,233 --> 00:04:23,033 - SO, [stammers] I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. 117 00:04:23,033 --> 00:04:26,903 I'M VERY SORRY. 118 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:29,130 - IT REALLY, REALLY DEVASTATED ME. 119 00:04:29,133 --> 00:04:31,273 - MM-HMM. - I LEFT TOWN FOR A WEEK. 120 00:04:31,266 --> 00:04:33,926 I FELT THAT YOU TRIED TO HUMILIATE ME. 121 00:04:33,934 --> 00:04:36,204 AND TO BE ACCUSED OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT, 122 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,270 THAT KIND OF QUESTIONS MY INTEGRITY, 123 00:04:38,266 --> 00:04:42,166 I FELT REALLY, UM... 124 00:04:42,166 --> 00:04:44,096 VIOLATED, INSULTED. 125 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:46,070 BUT I APPRECIATE YOU REACHING OUT. 126 00:04:46,066 --> 00:04:47,326 - MM-HMM. 127 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:48,573 - AND I DON'T WANT 128 00:04:48,567 --> 00:04:49,897 TO GET INTO A SHOUTING AND SCREAMING MATCH... 129 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:51,130 - NO, NO, NO. - 'CAUSE THAT'S NOT WHO I AM. 130 00:04:51,133 --> 00:04:53,773 AND I'M NOT GOING TO BE BEHIND YOUR BACK 131 00:04:53,767 --> 00:04:56,727 TRASHING YOU AND SAYING BITCHY, VICIOUS THINGS. 132 00:04:56,734 --> 00:04:58,874 THAT'S NOT WHERE I WANT TO GO. - NEITHER AM I. 133 00:04:58,867 --> 00:05:00,367 - OKAY? YEAH. - NEITHER AM I. 134 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:01,997 WHEN SOMEBODY REALLY HURTS YOU, 135 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,370 THE RELATIONSHIP CHANGES. 136 00:05:03,367 --> 00:05:04,697 YOU CAN'T AVOID THAT. 137 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:06,770 HOW CAN I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT HER, 138 00:05:06,767 --> 00:05:09,597 WHEN SHE ATTACKED ME, REALLY? 139 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:10,670 WILL IT BE THE SAME? NO. 140 00:05:10,667 --> 00:05:12,027 I'M BEING HONEST. NO. 141 00:05:12,033 --> 00:05:13,003 - HERE'S TO MOVING ON. 142 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,400 I APOLOGIZE. 143 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:18,600 - APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 144 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:22,030 - SHE PROBABLY ALSO OWED ME AN APOLOGY, 145 00:05:22,033 --> 00:05:24,273 BUT I KNEW THAT WAS PROBABLY NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 146 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:32,733 [upbeat pop music] 147 00:05:32,734 --> 00:05:40,674 ♪ ♪ 148 00:05:51,333 --> 00:05:54,573 - HMM. 149 00:05:54,567 --> 00:05:57,127 HELLO. 150 00:05:57,133 --> 00:05:58,903 HOW ARE YOU? - HI, HONEY. 151 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,270 - HI. - HOW ARE YOU? 152 00:06:00,266 --> 00:06:01,996 - I'M GOOD. 153 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,530 - WHEN I MET KIM, WE KIND OF HAD A CONNECTION. 154 00:06:04,533 --> 00:06:06,033 YOU KNOW, I JUST FELT LIKE I NEEDED 155 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,573 TO HAVE A LITTLE ONE-ON-ONE TIME WITH HER. 156 00:06:08,567 --> 00:06:10,397 AND SEE A LITTLE BIT MORE WHAT SHE'S ABOUT. 157 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,270 DO YOU LIKE A LATTE? - YEAH. 158 00:06:12,266 --> 00:06:14,226 - OKAY, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A REALLY NICE LATTE. 159 00:06:14,233 --> 00:06:16,433 - [sighs] I'D LIKE A SUGAR-FREE VANILLA LATTE, PLEASE. 160 00:06:16,433 --> 00:06:18,633 - OKAY, COMING UP. - YES, THANK YOU. 161 00:06:18,633 --> 00:06:20,903 - HI, MY L-- OH, MY GOD! 162 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:21,870 YOU HAD A BUZZ CUT! COME HERE. 163 00:06:21,867 --> 00:06:25,127 OH, MY GOD, IT'S SO CUTE. 164 00:06:25,133 --> 00:06:26,673 I LOVE IT, HE JUST HAD A BUZZ CUT. 165 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:28,627 [laughs] - LOOKS CUTE, RIGHT? 166 00:06:28,633 --> 00:06:30,273 I LIKE IT. - OOH, I LIKE IT. 167 00:06:30,266 --> 00:06:31,796 I LOVE IT. [kisses] 168 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,370 - I LIKE IT TOO. - OKAY, JUMP IN THE POOL. 169 00:06:33,367 --> 00:06:34,727 - I LIKE IT TOO... - IT'S CUTE, EH? 170 00:06:34,734 --> 00:06:37,604 - A LOT. - IT'S ADORABLE. 171 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:38,630 WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS? 172 00:06:38,633 --> 00:06:40,273 ARE YOUR KIDS GOING BACK TO SCHOOL YET? 173 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:41,626 OR NOT YET? 174 00:06:41,633 --> 00:06:42,933 - TODAY. - TODAY? 175 00:06:42,934 --> 00:06:44,674 - YEAH, RIGHT? - OH, MY GOD, I MISS THEM. 176 00:06:44,667 --> 00:06:45,797 LIKE, I AM NOT READY 177 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:46,930 FOR THE KIDS TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AT ALL. 178 00:06:46,934 --> 00:06:48,174 - I NEVER AM. 179 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:49,366 I LIKE TO HAVE 'EM AT HOME WITH ME. 180 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:50,827 - YEAH, ME TOO. 181 00:06:50,834 --> 00:06:52,034 - I LIKE YOLANDA. 182 00:06:52,033 --> 00:06:54,933 SHE'S GOT A BEAUTIFUL AURA ABOUT HER. 183 00:06:54,934 --> 00:06:57,934 I THINK SHE'S A VERY GIVING PERSON. 184 00:06:57,934 --> 00:06:59,304 AND SHE SEEMS VERY KIND. 185 00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:00,570 OOH. 186 00:07:00,567 --> 00:07:02,327 - SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO IN OJAI? 187 00:07:02,333 --> 00:07:04,573 - OJAI IS BEAUTIFUL. 188 00:07:04,567 --> 00:07:06,997 I MEAN, YOU KNOW MONTECITO... - YEAH, I LIKE IT. 189 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,330 - SO YOU KNOW OJAI. - YES, YES, YES. 190 00:07:08,333 --> 00:07:10,303 - BUT, YOU KNOW, TO ME, IT'S JUST SO AMAZING. 191 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:11,470 IT'S JUST SO SPIRITUAL. 192 00:07:11,467 --> 00:07:13,397 IT'S JUST SO CALMING. 193 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,170 I'VE ORGANIZED A TRIP TO OJAI. 194 00:07:15,166 --> 00:07:17,626 I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD PLACE TO BRING EVERYBODY TOGETHER 195 00:07:17,633 --> 00:07:19,333 AND TRY TO MEND SOME-- 196 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:21,873 SOME WOUNDS, SOME HURT FEELINGS. 197 00:07:21,867 --> 00:07:24,997 AND TO TAKE FRIENDSHIPS AND MAKE THEM BETTER. 198 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,400 - WHY DID YOU PICK OJAI? 199 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,570 WHAT'S YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH OJAI? 200 00:07:27,567 --> 00:07:29,097 - UH, I HAVE A FRIEND UP THERE. 201 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:31,570 AND I STARTED GOING UP THERE AND VISITING MY FRIEND. 202 00:07:31,567 --> 00:07:33,627 AND IT WAS JUST-- 203 00:07:33,633 --> 00:07:36,573 IT BECAME A PLACE, FOR ME... 204 00:07:36,567 --> 00:07:38,897 THAT I SO LOVED TO GO. 205 00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:40,530 YOU KNOW, WE-- WE JUST-- 206 00:07:40,533 --> 00:07:42,533 IT WAS... 207 00:07:42,533 --> 00:07:45,803 THE MOST RELAXING, HAPPIEST PLACE I HAVE FOUND-- 208 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,230 - EVER BEEN? - YEAH. 209 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:48,203 - IT'S MAGIC, ISN'T IT? 210 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,300 - IT'S MAGIC. - YEAH. 211 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:51,370 AND ARE WE STAYING IN A PRIVATE HOUSE 212 00:07:51,367 --> 00:07:52,797 OR IN THE HOTEL? 213 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,800 - IT'S A PRIVATE HOME 214 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,200 PART OF THE HOTEL KIND OF THING. 215 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:57,630 IT'S REALLY-- - YEAH, YEAH, I'VE SEEN THAT. 216 00:07:57,633 --> 00:07:58,773 THEY'RE LIKE BEAUTIFUL MANSIONS... 217 00:07:58,767 --> 00:07:59,797 - YEAH, THEY'RE GORGEOUS. 218 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,230 - ON THE GROUNDS OF THE HOTEL. 219 00:08:01,233 --> 00:08:02,403 - EXACTLY. - YEAH, I VISITED. 220 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:03,600 I HAD A FRIEND THAT STAYED THERE ONCE. 221 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,970 - YEAH, IT'S-- - IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 222 00:08:04,967 --> 00:08:06,197 - IT IS BEAUTIFUL. 223 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:08,370 - HANGING OUT. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 224 00:08:08,367 --> 00:08:09,397 I CAN'T WAIT. - YEAH, ME TOO. 225 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,330 - DAVID HAS A, UM, HAS A CONCERT 226 00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:13,773 AT THE KENNEDY CENTER IN WASHINGTON. 227 00:08:13,767 --> 00:08:16,067 SO WE'RE GONNA GO THERE, 228 00:08:16,066 --> 00:08:19,826 AND THEN HE'LL DROP ME IN OJAI ON THE WAY HOME. 229 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:21,974 SO I'LL SEE YOU GUYS AT NIGHT. - OKAY. 230 00:08:21,967 --> 00:08:23,367 - YOU KNOW, I DON'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME 231 00:08:23,367 --> 00:08:27,297 I'VE EVER BEEN AWAY WITH A GROUP OF GIRLS. 232 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:28,970 - [laughs] - I MEAN, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 233 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,227 - ME TOO. - IT'S, LIKE, SO DIFFERENT. 234 00:08:30,233 --> 00:08:31,403 IT'S LIKE-- - I'M ALWAYS WITH MY KIDS. 235 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,970 - THE KIDS, THE HUSBAND, THE THIS, THE FAMILY. 236 00:08:33,967 --> 00:08:35,167 - RIGHT. - YOU KNOW, IT'S DIFFERENT. 237 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:36,396 - I THINK YOU'LL REALLY, REALLY ENJOY IT. 238 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,400 - I'M ALL FOR IT, GIRL. - [laughs] 239 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,670 - LET'S GO, I CAN'T WAIT. 240 00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:41,567 IT'S GONNA BE FUN. - IT'LL BE FUN. 241 00:08:41,567 --> 00:08:43,467 THERE'S HORSEBACK RIDING... - YAY. 242 00:08:43,467 --> 00:08:44,627 - THERE'S RACQUETBALL, THERE'S-- 243 00:08:44,633 --> 00:08:46,103 THERE'S SO MANY DIFFERENT ACTIVITIES... 244 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:47,370 - RIGHT. - WE CAN DO. 245 00:08:47,367 --> 00:08:49,967 AND EVERYBODY NEEDS A LITTLE GETAWAY SOMETIME. 246 00:08:49,967 --> 00:08:51,667 - WELL, I'M EXCITED. - YEAH. 247 00:09:00,567 --> 00:09:03,527 [doorbell chimes, dog yipping] 248 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,470 - GET HIM. 249 00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:08,127 - HELLO. - HELLO, WHAT'S UP? 250 00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:09,503 - THE GUARD DOGS ARE HERE. 251 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:10,730 HI, HONEY. 252 00:09:10,734 --> 00:09:12,134 - HOW ARE YOU DOING? - FINE, HOW ARE YOU? 253 00:09:12,133 --> 00:09:13,333 - GOOD. - GIRLS! 254 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:14,473 THESE GIRLS HAVE TO GET IN. 255 00:09:14,467 --> 00:09:16,167 COME IN. WE DID IT. 256 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:17,126 - WE DID. ARE YOU HAPPY? 257 00:09:17,133 --> 00:09:19,033 - NEW YORK. I THOUGHT FOR SURE 258 00:09:19,033 --> 00:09:21,203 WE WERE GONNA HAVE A DRUNKY NIGHT IN NEW YORK, 259 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,930 BUT NOT ON 36 HOURS. - I KNOW. 260 00:09:23,934 --> 00:09:25,804 IT'S HARD TO DRINK AND GO TO DO THE MEETINGS THE NEXT DAY. 261 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,900 - I KNOW. WE WERE SOBER SOLDIERS. 262 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,500 OOH, I JUST MADE THAT UP. 263 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:32,270 THAT COULD BE A BOOK TITLE. - "SOBER SOLDIERS." 264 00:09:32,266 --> 00:09:34,326 - THROUGH MY DIVORCE, WHICH IS VERY PUBLIC, 265 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:36,203 AND VERY DIFFICULT, 266 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,770 I WROTE ABOUT OUR THERAPY SESSIONS 267 00:09:38,767 --> 00:09:39,997 WHILE WE WERE MARRIED. 268 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,530 I ALSO WROTE ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED 269 00:09:42,533 --> 00:09:44,433 THROUGH MY DIVORCE. 270 00:09:44,433 --> 00:09:46,433 AND, YOU KNOW, I-I THOUGHT, 271 00:09:46,433 --> 00:09:47,533 "OH, MY GOSH, 272 00:09:47,533 --> 00:09:49,603 THIS COULD REALLY HELP SOMEBODY," SO... 273 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,730 IT'S GONNA BE A BOOK. 274 00:09:51,734 --> 00:09:53,474 - EVERYONE HAS LOVED THE PROPOSAL. 275 00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:55,367 THEY THINK THAT YOU DID A GREAT JOB ON THE PROPOSAL. 276 00:09:55,367 --> 00:09:57,727 UM, THE TITLE. 277 00:09:57,734 --> 00:09:58,774 WE'RE HAVING A PROBLEM WITH THE TITLE. 278 00:09:58,767 --> 00:10:00,197 - OKAY. 279 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,800 - 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT'S DIVORCE, NOT CANCER. 280 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:04,570 THEY FEEL LIKE THAT MIGHT LIMIT THE READERSHIP. 281 00:10:04,567 --> 00:10:06,827 - MICHAEL BROUSSARD DISCOVERED CHELSEA HANDLER. 282 00:10:06,834 --> 00:10:08,104 IN THE BOOK WORLD, HE'S KIND OF A SUPERSTAR. 283 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,470 SO WE MIGHT HAVE TO BROADEN IT 284 00:10:09,467 --> 00:10:11,497 AND MAKE IT JUST MORE ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS THAT END... 285 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,130 - OKAY. - NOT JUST MARRIAGES THAT END. 286 00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:15,503 - LIKE, MAYBE, LIKE, IT'S BREAKUP, NOT CANCER. 287 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,430 IT'S A BREAKUP, NOT CANCER? 288 00:10:17,433 --> 00:10:19,633 - THE HARPERCOLLINS PEOPLE REALLY LIKED YOU. 289 00:10:19,633 --> 00:10:21,133 - I LOVED-- I LOVED ALL THE MEETINGS. 290 00:10:21,133 --> 00:10:23,933 I'VE NEVER SAT AT A BUSINESS MEETING BEFORE, 291 00:10:23,934 --> 00:10:25,404 SO I FELT LIKE A GROWN-UP. 292 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:29,070 UNTIL I SAID THE "F" WORD AND THEN THE "B" WORD. 293 00:10:29,066 --> 00:10:30,526 BUT THANK GOD THAT WENT OVER OKAY. 294 00:10:30,533 --> 00:10:31,633 - WELL, THANK GOD YOU DIDN'T WEAR THAT ONE OUTFIT. 295 00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:33,373 THAT BLACK THING. - [laughs] I KNOW. 296 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:34,867 - I'VE NEVER SEEN A BODY LIKE THAT. 297 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,267 - REALLY? 298 00:10:36,266 --> 00:10:37,866 - IT WAS THE BEST BODY I THINK I'VE EVER SEEN. 299 00:10:37,867 --> 00:10:40,527 - REALLY? THAT'S SO SWEET COMING FROM A GAY MAN. OH! 300 00:10:40,533 --> 00:10:41,903 - I CALLED ALL MY STRAIGHT BOYFRIENDS, 301 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,270 AND I'M LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, I JUST SAW THE BEST--" 302 00:10:43,266 --> 00:10:45,696 - OH, YOU PIMPED ME OUT? - YEAH, I DID. 303 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:46,800 I DID. 304 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,030 I JUST SAW THE BEST TITTIES EVER. 305 00:10:48,033 --> 00:10:50,403 [laughter] 306 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,430 - WELL, THEY CAN BUY 'EM TOO. 307 00:10:53,433 --> 00:10:56,933 - THE THING IS, IS THE PROPOSAL WENT OVER VERY, VERY WELL. 308 00:10:56,934 --> 00:11:00,374 IT'S FRESH, THE CONTENT'S GOOD, 309 00:11:00,367 --> 00:11:01,567 AND THERE'S A SENSE OF HUMOR THERE. 310 00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:04,867 IT REALLY, YOU KNOW, SHOWS YOUR PERSONALITY 311 00:11:04,867 --> 00:11:06,627 AND THE HUMOROUS SIDE OF YOU, 312 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:08,333 BUT ALSO THERE'S SUCH GOOD ADVICE IN IT. 313 00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:10,133 - I DRANK TOO MUCH, I [bleep] A FEW TOO MANY GUYS 314 00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:12,073 FOR A HOT SECOND, 315 00:11:12,066 --> 00:11:13,796 I WENT ON LEXAPRO, 316 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,030 I, YOU KNOW, PARTIED A LOT, 317 00:11:16,033 --> 00:11:18,773 I...CRIED ALL DAY. 318 00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:21,697 I DID EVERYTHING THAT NO ONE TALKS ABOUT, 319 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:22,930 AND I'M TALKING ABOUT IT. 320 00:11:22,934 --> 00:11:24,874 I'M SO GLAD THAT I DIDN'T DO THE BOOK 321 00:11:24,867 --> 00:11:27,127 THAT I ORIGINALLY WANTED TO DO-- THE BASHING BOOK. 322 00:11:27,133 --> 00:11:29,203 - YEAH. - 'CAUSE I WAS SET TO DO THAT. 323 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,300 [imitates Psycho shower scene music] 324 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:34,770 BUT THEN, YEAH, I TOOK IT OUT ON THE TIRES. 325 00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:36,567 WE'VE ALL HEARD FROM THE MISTRESSES-- 326 00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:39,197 LEANN, THE COUNTRY SINGER. SCHEANA, THE WAITRESS. 327 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,970 OH, YOU'RE THE GIRL THAT HAD SEX WITH MY HUSBAND. 328 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:43,497 - I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS, 329 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,700 BUT I THINK IT'S EASIER IF YOU'RE NOT HERE. 330 00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:47,930 - ABSOLUTELY. - NOW, IS THAT OKAY? 331 00:11:47,934 --> 00:11:49,234 - NO, I TOTALLY AGREE. YEAH. - IS THAT OKAY? 332 00:11:49,233 --> 00:11:52,373 - SHE THINKS I HATE HER. I DON'T--I DON'T CARE. 333 00:11:52,367 --> 00:11:53,997 SO THE BOOK IS MY OPPORTUNITY TO TELL THE STORY 334 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,200 THE WAY IT REALLY HAPPENED. 335 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,630 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OUR NEXT STEP IS? 336 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,003 HAVE YOU HEARD ANY-- 337 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,200 - I HOPE TO GET AN OFFER THIS WEEK. 338 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,330 - REALLY? - UH-HUH. 339 00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:03,003 - THAT FAST? DOES IT HAPPEN THAT FAST? 340 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,300 - SOMETIMES IT DOES, YEAH. - REALLY? 341 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:05,700 - AND SOMETIMES IT TAKES A LONG TIME. 342 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:08,600 - OKAY. [both laughing] 343 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:09,900 I TRAVELLED A LONG WAY TO GET HERE. 344 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:12,470 I AM SO BLESSED. I REALLY AM. 345 00:12:12,467 --> 00:12:13,927 I KNOW IT TOO. 346 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,104 I [bleep] THANK THE LORD EVERY DAY FOR IT. 347 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:18,530 - EVERY DIVORCE, I THINK THAT THERE'S A WINNER AND A LOSER. 348 00:12:18,533 --> 00:12:19,503 AND I THINK THAT, IN THIS ONE, 349 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,630 YOU DEFINITELY CAME OUT THE WINNER. 350 00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:24,073 AND I THINK THAT BOOK'S GONNA SHOW THIS. 351 00:12:24,066 --> 00:12:25,496 - COMING UP... 352 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,230 - [laughs] - HI, HONEY! 353 00:12:27,233 --> 00:12:28,273 - SO GLAD YOU COULD COME. 354 00:12:28,266 --> 00:12:29,826 HELLO, DARLING. - HI. 355 00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:31,174 - THERE'S NOWHERE IN MY PROGRAM 356 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:33,896 THAT SAYS I HAVE TO GIVE BRANDI A KISS. 357 00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:50,573 - BE ABLE TO SEE EVERYTHING PERFECTLY. 358 00:12:50,567 --> 00:12:52,027 [sigh] OKAY. 359 00:12:52,033 --> 00:12:55,703 TODAY, WE'RE GOING TO THE DMV FOR THE THIRD TIME. 360 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,830 ALEXIA'S ALREADY FAILED THIS TEST TWICE, 361 00:12:57,834 --> 00:12:59,174 AND I AM A NERVOUS WRECK. 362 00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:02,166 I KNOW HOW BADLY SHE WANTS THIS, 363 00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:03,496 AND SHE IS GOING TO BE HEARTBROKEN 364 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:04,900 IF SHE DOESN'T PASS THIS TEST. 365 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,570 HI. - HI. 366 00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:08,397 H001? both: YES. 367 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,470 - WHAT ARE YOU HERE TO DO TODAY? 368 00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:13,127 - PERMIT TEST. - PERMIT. OKAY. 369 00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:15,233 - AM I ALLOWED TO GO WITH HER WHILE SHE TAKES THE TEST? 370 00:13:15,233 --> 00:13:16,403 - NO. - NOT INSIDE, NO. 371 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,970 YOU CAN WAIT OUTSIDE. 372 00:13:17,967 --> 00:13:20,297 - ARE YOU CRAZY? 373 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,200 I'M DYING RIGHT NOW. - YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 374 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,470 - [sighs] 375 00:13:24,467 --> 00:13:26,927 - I KNOW THAT ONCE ALEXIA HAS HER LICENSE, 376 00:13:26,934 --> 00:13:29,274 SHE'S GOING TO BE ON HER OWN A LOT. 377 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:30,826 ALL THOSE MOMENTS I HAVE 378 00:13:30,834 --> 00:13:32,604 OF DRIVING HER TO SCHOOL IN THE MORNING 379 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,100 OR PICKING HER UP AND HAVING THOSE CONVERSATIONS 380 00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:37,530 ARE GONNA BE... 381 00:13:37,533 --> 00:13:39,773 FEWER AND FAR BETWEEN. 382 00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:41,867 ARE YOU OKAY? - I'M GOOD! I'M GOOD. 383 00:13:41,867 --> 00:13:42,867 - GIMME A KISS. GIMME A KISS. 384 00:13:42,867 --> 00:13:43,967 GOOD LUCK. 385 00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:46,797 GO IN HERE, HONEY. 386 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,630 - OKAY, TAKE YOUR TIME. 387 00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:51,973 AND WHEN YOU'RE READY TO BE GRADED, 388 00:13:51,967 --> 00:13:53,467 COME BACK TO THE LINE, OKAY? 389 00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:55,367 - OKAY, THANK YOU. 390 00:13:55,367 --> 00:14:01,397 [indistinct chatter] 391 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,570 - SEEING ALEXIA GROW UP LIKE THIS IS HARD, 392 00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:08,397 BECAUSE I KNOW I'M THIS MUCH CLOSER TO HER 393 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:12,200 GOING TO COLLEGE AND BEING ON HER OWN. 394 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,900 IT'S LIKE... CUTTING THE CORD. 395 00:14:18,967 --> 00:14:21,597 - READY? - YEAH. 396 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,370 - I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR PAPER. THANK YOU. 397 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,600 - PASSED. - [exhales] 398 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:35,800 GREAT. 399 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,930 THANK GOD. 400 00:14:37,934 --> 00:14:39,774 - [laughs] I COULDN'T FEEL MY LEGS STANDING THERE. 401 00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:42,197 OH. 402 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:45,670 - CAN YOU IMAGINE? - OH, WAIT! I'M DRIVING. 403 00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:47,427 SCOOT DOWN. - CAN YOU IMAGINE? 404 00:14:47,433 --> 00:14:49,133 OH, YOU'RE DRIVING? - I'M DRIVING NOW. 405 00:14:49,133 --> 00:14:50,403 - OH, I'M SORRY. 406 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,730 I REALLY WANTED ALEXIA TO PASS THIS TEST... 407 00:14:52,734 --> 00:14:54,874 SEATBELT FIRST. 408 00:14:54,867 --> 00:14:56,567 BUT I DON'T REALLY WANT HER TO DRIVE. 409 00:14:56,567 --> 00:14:58,597 ESPECIALLY NOT MY NEW MASERATI. 410 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,500 NOW REMEMBER, YOU HAVEN'T DRIVEN THIS CAR BEFORE, SO-- 411 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,900 - WHAT IS THIS FOR? 412 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,230 - I'M FEARING FOR MY LIFE AND MY CAR AT THIS POINT. 413 00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:09,173 OKAY, OKAY, GO LEFT HERE. 414 00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:10,496 SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN. - AM I TURNING LEFT? 415 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:14,000 - YEAH, BUT YOU GOTTA-- [engine revs] 416 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,500 OH, WE GOTTA BRAKE. 417 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:19,130 - I KNOW, MOM. [laughs] STOP. 418 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,900 [shutter clicking] 419 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,400 - CHANGE THE REFLECTOR JUST A LITTLE. 420 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,070 [indistinct talking] 421 00:15:40,066 --> 00:15:41,296 GORGEOUS. 422 00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:42,970 - I DO LOVE HER RED LIPS. 423 00:15:42,967 --> 00:15:45,497 I'M NOT EVEN GONNA PUT THE CAPE ON HER. 424 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,430 IT'S JUST SO GORGEOUS JUST THE WAY IT IS. 425 00:15:47,433 --> 00:15:49,903 - WHOO-HOO! 426 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,370 - HELLO. - WOW! 427 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,627 LOOK AT YOU. YOU SCRUB UP WELL. 428 00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:56,433 [laughing] 429 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:59,533 - LISA WORKS FOR A MAGAZINE CALLED BEVERLY HILLS LIFESTYLE, 430 00:15:59,533 --> 00:16:02,233 AND SHE THOUGHT IT'D BE A GREAT IDEA IF I MODELED FOR IT. 431 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:03,803 - YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT. 432 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,370 - I HAD A PRETTY SUCCESSFUL MODELING CAREER 433 00:16:05,367 --> 00:16:06,697 THROUGH THE '90s, 434 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:09,270 AND MODELING IS DIFFICULT AS YOU GET OLDER. 435 00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:10,996 SO ONCE I GOT TO L.A., 436 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,900 I KINDA JUST PUT IT ON THE BACK BURNER. 437 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:14,430 - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? - I THINK-- 438 00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:15,703 - SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. - WOW, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 439 00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:16,730 - WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE CLOTHES? 440 00:16:16,734 --> 00:16:17,904 - I LOVE THEM. 441 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:19,870 I FEEL LIKE A LADY. I'M ALL GROWN UP. 442 00:16:19,867 --> 00:16:21,027 - I KNOW. - DOESN'T SHE LOOK GORGEOUS? 443 00:16:21,033 --> 00:16:22,133 - IF SHE CAN KEEP HER... 444 00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:23,503 KNEES TOGETHER AND HER MOUTH CLOSED... 445 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,270 - OH, STOP! - WE'LL BE IN BUSINESS. 446 00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:27,226 NO, WE LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 447 00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:29,833 LET'S--TURN AROUND. THIS IS REALLY FABULOUS ON YOU. 448 00:16:29,834 --> 00:16:32,774 - THE REASON I'M MOVING FORWARD WITH THIS MAGAZINE SHOOT 449 00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:34,467 IS BECAUSE LISA TALKED ME INTO IT. 450 00:16:34,467 --> 00:16:37,067 SHE BELIEVES THAT IT WILL HELP ME GET ANOTHER JOB 451 00:16:37,066 --> 00:16:39,326 THAT COULD CAUSE SOME INCOME TO COME MY WAY. 452 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:42,473 - OH, MY GOD! - I'M OBSESSED WITH THIS. 453 00:16:42,467 --> 00:16:45,567 LOOK HOW SEXY THAT IS. - THIS IS BEAUTIFUL! 454 00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:47,667 WE BETTER GET A MOVE ON. YOU'VE GOT SO MUCH STUFF. 455 00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:49,527 THIS IS EXQUISITE. 456 00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:51,173 I'M TRYING TO HURRY BRANDI UP. 457 00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,426 WE'VE GOT TO GET IN THIS CAR 458 00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:55,733 AND WE'VE GOT TO GET UP TO OJAI, ASAP. 459 00:16:55,734 --> 00:16:57,774 WELL, WE BETTER GET A MOVE ON, BECAUSE WE'VE GOT-- 460 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,067 WE'VE GOT TO GO. - WE HAVE A LONG DAY. 461 00:16:59,066 --> 00:17:01,466 - EXACTLY, RIGHT? 462 00:17:01,467 --> 00:17:02,797 KIM SAYS IT'S PERFECTLY OKAY 463 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,770 FOR ME TO INVITE BRANDI FOR THE WEEKEND, 464 00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:07,227 AND I THINK SHE'S OKAY WITH IT. 465 00:17:07,233 --> 00:17:10,273 REALLY. SHE IS. 466 00:17:10,266 --> 00:17:11,526 REALLY. 467 00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:14,403 - A LITTLE BIT OF THAT. I'M GONNA TOUCH IT UP. 468 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,200 - SO WAS YOUR DINNER WITH ADRIENNE? 469 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,070 - OH, NO, IT WASN'T DINNER. IT WAS DRINKS. 470 00:17:18,066 --> 00:17:19,796 IT WAS LIKE--I WAS IN AND OUT OF THERE 471 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:23,570 IN, LIKE, TEN MINUTES. [laughter] 472 00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:25,227 - SMART GIRL. 473 00:17:25,233 --> 00:17:27,133 - NO, SHE JUST--SHE SAID, "OH, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE. 474 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,133 I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT." SO THAT WAS IT. 475 00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:30,703 BUT, YOU KNOW. - RIGHT. 476 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:32,070 - YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK. - YEP. 477 00:17:32,066 --> 00:17:35,126 I DON'T KNOW WHAT ADRIENNE'S MOTIVES ARE, 478 00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:37,473 BECAUSE I KNOW SHE'S INCREDIBLY SELFISH, 479 00:17:37,467 --> 00:17:39,027 SELF-SERVING. 480 00:17:39,033 --> 00:17:41,373 I DON'T THINK SHE'S HONEST. I THINK SHE'S VERY MANIPULATIVE. 481 00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:42,867 - BUT YOU KNOW, WHATEVER. 482 00:17:42,867 --> 00:17:46,527 IT'S GONNA BE A NICE, COZY-- COZY COUPLE OF DAYS... 483 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:47,673 - I KNOW. - IN OJAI. 484 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,067 - JEEZ. - [laughs] 485 00:17:57,767 --> 00:18:00,927 - HEY, THERE! 486 00:18:00,934 --> 00:18:03,004 - HI! - HI! 487 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,270 - ARE YOU READY? - I'M READY! 488 00:18:05,266 --> 00:18:06,526 - YOU LOOK CUTE. 489 00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:07,903 - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL AND COMFORTABLE. 490 00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:09,370 WELL, THIS IS LIKE A T-SHIRT. - OH, THAT'S CUTE. 491 00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:11,167 - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, HI. MWAH! 492 00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:13,396 - HI, DARLING. - HOW ARE YOU? 493 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,930 - I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. - GOOD? 494 00:18:14,934 --> 00:18:16,234 HI! 495 00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:17,403 - IT'S KIND OF COLORFUL, RIGHT? 496 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,200 - LOOKING GOOD, YEAH. - THANK YOU. 497 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,400 - MWAH! 498 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,630 - HELLO! - HI! 499 00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:23,733 - DON'T YOU LOOK BRIGHT AND CHEERFUL. 500 00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:28,704 - IT FEELS REALLY GOOD THAT I CAN CALL EVERYBODY 501 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:31,270 AND INVITE THEM TO A PLACE THAT I LOVE. 502 00:18:31,266 --> 00:18:33,596 I KNOW ONE THING. 503 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,500 THEY'LL FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES, 504 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,700 IF THEY DON'T END UP HURTING EACH OTHER. 505 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,370 I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS DECIDED 506 00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:40,997 THAT THIS WAS SOMETHING YOU WANNA DO. 507 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,570 - I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE. 508 00:18:42,567 --> 00:18:43,967 - THAT'S WHY I WANTED YOU TO DO THIS. 509 00:18:43,967 --> 00:18:45,527 IT'S VERY SPIRITUAL, A LOT OF SERENITY, 510 00:18:45,533 --> 00:18:47,203 YOU'LL FIND A LOT OF PEACE. 511 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,430 - I LOVE IT. - I NEED ALL THAT. 512 00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:49,873 CHECK, CHECK, CHECK. 513 00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:51,227 I'M REALLY PROUD OF KIM FOR PUTTING THIS TRIP TOGETHER. 514 00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:52,633 IN THE PAST, WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW 515 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:54,773 IF SHE WAS GONNA SHOW UP TO THINGS. 516 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,397 SO I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT WE ALL COME TOGETHER 517 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,670 AND SUPPORT KIM THIS WEEKEND. 518 00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:59,327 - SO I KNOW THAT EVERYBODY, YOU KNOW, 519 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:00,833 IS COMING TOGETHER. 520 00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:03,404 AND I THINK LISA MIGHT'VE INVITED SOME PEOPLE, AND-- 521 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,770 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 522 00:19:04,767 --> 00:19:06,697 - [stammering] SHE MIGHT'VE INVITED SOMEONE ELSE, 523 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:08,100 AND THAT'S COOL. 524 00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:10,800 WHEN LISA PRESENTED ME WITH BRANDI, 525 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:15,030 WHERE I'M AT, I COULDN'T VERY WELL SAY NO. 526 00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:17,773 IT'S TIME FOR ME TO MEND AND FORGIVE. 527 00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:21,167 IF I CAN FIX MY SIDE OF THE FENCE, 528 00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:23,766 MAKE IT RIGHT... 529 00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:26,197 THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO. 530 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,630 - HOW LONG IS IT GONNA TAKE US TO GET THERE? 531 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,333 - HOUR AND A HALF, MAX. 532 00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:31,333 - NOT BAD AT ALL. 533 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:33,533 CAMILLE, I HEARD KELSEY GOT A NEW TATTOO. 534 00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:36,133 - YEAH, IN A VERY SPECIAL PLACE. 535 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,503 RIGHT BY HIS PRIVATES. - WHAT? 536 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:41,030 - RIGHT BY HIS PRIVATES. - RIGHT HERE. 537 00:19:41,033 --> 00:19:42,703 - HE GOT A GIRLIE TATTOO. 538 00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:45,930 - WELL, THAT'S FOR WHEN HE WEARS HIS BIKINI. 539 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:50,734 - IT WAS THE ILLUSION OF MAKING IT LOOK BIGGER. 540 00:19:50,734 --> 00:19:53,034 - DMITRI SAID TO TELL TMZ, 'CAUSE IT WAS RELEASED ON TMZ. 541 00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:55,633 TMZ SAID DMITRI GOT A TATTOO 542 00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:59,673 OF CAMILLE GIULIA DONATACCI GRAMMER CHARALAMBOPOULOS. 543 00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:00,667 AND IT FIT! 544 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:01,667 [laughter] 545 00:20:04,734 --> 00:20:07,104 - I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY, 546 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:09,500 WITH THE WAY CAMILLE DESCRIBES 547 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,570 HIS LONG GREEK NAME, 548 00:20:11,567 --> 00:20:13,067 I WANTED TO SAY IT'S DEFINITELY-- 549 00:20:13,066 --> 00:20:14,966 NERP! 550 00:20:14,967 --> 00:20:18,467 I'D LIKE TO KNOW HOW MANY LETTERS IT IS EXACTLY THOUGH. 551 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:22,497 - THAT IS TOO FUNNY. WE ARE SO BAD. 552 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,300 - COMING UP... 553 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,570 - THIS IS WHAT I WEAR TO BED. ARE YOU EXCITED? 554 00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:27,597 DOO, DOO, DOO. 555 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,600 - YOU SLEEP IN THAT? - YEAH. 556 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,930 - WHERE'S THE REST OF IT? 557 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,433 - GORGEOUS, BRANDI. 558 00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:37,933 YEP, JUST LIKE THAT. YOU'RE GORGEOUS RIGHT THERE. 559 00:20:37,934 --> 00:20:40,274 ELEGANT. 560 00:20:40,266 --> 00:20:41,996 BEAUTIFUL. 561 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,570 I DON'T THINK SHE'S EVER DONE THIS BEFORE, DO YOU? 562 00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:45,827 [laughing] SHE LOOKS AMAZING. 563 00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:47,334 BEAUTIFUL, BRANDI. NICE. 564 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,373 GORGEOUS. 565 00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:50,867 - SHE'S JUST A NATURAL. 566 00:20:50,867 --> 00:20:51,967 - GORGEOUS, GORGEOUS. RIGHT THERE. 567 00:20:51,967 --> 00:20:53,197 THAT'S REALLY NICE. 568 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,300 - OH, SHE'S PERFECT. SHE ALWAYS LOOKS GOOD. 569 00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:56,470 - BEAUTIFUL. 570 00:20:56,467 --> 00:20:57,967 - NOW I GET WHY THE OTHER WOMEN DON'T LIKE HER. 571 00:20:57,967 --> 00:21:00,097 - NICE. [laughter] 572 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:01,800 NICE, RIGHT THERE. HOLD THAT. 573 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,030 - THE ONLY ONES THAT LIKE ME ARE THE PRETTY ONES, 574 00:21:03,033 --> 00:21:04,573 YOU AND CAMILLE. 575 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,827 - THE CONFIDENT ONES. 576 00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:09,374 - HAVE A LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS LOVELY. 577 00:21:09,367 --> 00:21:11,397 - THIS IS GONNA BE ON THE WALL IN YOUR HOUSE. 578 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,630 - REALLY? - DO YOU LIKE IT? 579 00:21:12,633 --> 00:21:14,673 - YEAH, WELL, YOU WERE LIKE-- - WHAT? 580 00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:15,927 - WHAT DON'T YOU LIKE? - I DON'T WANNA POINT IT OUT. 581 00:21:15,934 --> 00:21:18,034 - GO ON, LET'S POINT IT OUT. - POINT IT OUT. 582 00:21:18,033 --> 00:21:21,833 - THE WRINKLES ON MY THUMB, RIGHT THERE. 583 00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:23,674 - ON YOUR WHAT? - DON'T POINT TO THEM. 584 00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:25,097 - WHAT? - DON'T POINT AT THEM, RIGHT? 585 00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:26,800 - ON YOUR WHAT? - I'LL TELL YOU LATER. 586 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,000 - [laughing] 587 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,630 - DID YOU SAY A WRINKLE ON YOUR THUMB? 588 00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:30,903 - YES. 589 00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:33,600 - OH, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU. 590 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,130 BRANDI'S VERY SELF-CRITICAL. 591 00:21:36,133 --> 00:21:38,273 I THINK WHEN HER HUSBAND LEFT HER 592 00:21:38,266 --> 00:21:40,796 FOR THIS OTHER WOMAN, 593 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,430 AND HE'S HAD AFFAIRS THROUGHOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP, 594 00:21:43,433 --> 00:21:46,003 I THINK IT HAS LEFT HER FEELING VERY INSECURE. 595 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,430 I THINK THIS HAS MORE TO DO WITH HER HEAD... 596 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:49,673 - OH, YEAH. 597 00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,197 - DON'T YOU? THAN THE PICTURE. OKAY. 598 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,270 I THINK IF THE SHOOT'S A SUCCESS, 599 00:21:53,266 --> 00:21:54,726 IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR HER. 600 00:21:54,734 --> 00:21:55,904 - YEP, JUST LIKE THAT. 601 00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:59,430 ELEGANT. BEAUTIFUL. 602 00:21:59,433 --> 00:22:01,533 - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS. 603 00:22:01,533 --> 00:22:03,073 - I LOVE LISA. 604 00:22:03,066 --> 00:22:04,496 SHE'S LIKE A FAMILY MEMBER TO ME. 605 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,200 SHE'S TAKING ME UNDER HER WING. 606 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,530 AND SHE'S TAKING CARE OF ME, LIKE, IN A WAY 607 00:22:08,533 --> 00:22:11,633 THAT'S VERY NURTURING, VERY SISTERLY, VERY MOTHERLY. 608 00:22:11,633 --> 00:22:12,903 SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME TO SAY MOTHERLY, 609 00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:14,530 'CAUSE SHE GETS UPSET. 610 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:15,973 - YOU GOTTA COME LOOK. 611 00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:17,127 - LOOK. LOOK AT THAT. 612 00:22:17,133 --> 00:22:19,003 - DOESN'T THAT LOOK BEAUTIFUL? 613 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,100 - THERE'S A UNDER-EYE BAG. FIX THOSE. 614 00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:23,070 - THESE ARE SO LOVELY. 615 00:22:23,066 --> 00:22:24,196 - I DON'T EVEN WANNA SEE ANYMORE. 616 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:27,730 - OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE. I MEAN, GET OVER IT. 617 00:22:27,734 --> 00:22:29,904 YOU DESERVE CELLULITE, BECAUSE... 618 00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:34,070 THEN IT WOULD GIVE YOU SOMETHING LEGITIMATE TO WORRY ABOUT. 619 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,430 - ALL RIGHT! - WE'RE HERE. 620 00:22:52,433 --> 00:22:54,703 - PULLING UP! [all cheering] 621 00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:58,270 - OH, THIS IS AWESOME! - SO PRETTY. 622 00:22:58,266 --> 00:23:00,126 - I HOPE THIS IS RELAXING. - I HOPE IT IS TOO. 623 00:23:00,133 --> 00:23:01,273 - IT HAS TO BE. 624 00:23:01,266 --> 00:23:02,896 - NO DRAMA. - NO DRAMA. 625 00:23:02,900 --> 00:23:04,300 - WE'RE HERE TO RELAX. 626 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,100 - YEAH, KIM. - [laughs] 627 00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:09,670 - I FELT LIKE THAT WAS A MEAN COMMENT. 628 00:23:09,667 --> 00:23:10,867 - HERE WE ARE, LADIES. 629 00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:12,197 - AYE, AYE, AYE. 630 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,930 THANK YOU. 631 00:23:14,934 --> 00:23:18,304 - HEY. WOW! LOOK AT THIS. 632 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:21,200 - SO HERE WE ARE. - BEAUTIFUL. 633 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,900 - IT'S AMAZING. - YEAH? YOU THINK? 634 00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:24,870 - REALLY PRETTY. - OH, MY GOD. 635 00:23:24,867 --> 00:23:26,067 I HOPE AFTER MY SETTLEMENT, 636 00:23:26,066 --> 00:23:27,696 I CAN AFFORD SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 637 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:29,070 - WELCOME, LADIES. 638 00:23:29,066 --> 00:23:30,796 WELCOME TO CASA ELAR. COME THIS WAY. 639 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,600 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 640 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,800 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 641 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,430 - WHICH ONE'S KIMBERLY? - THAT'S ME. 642 00:23:35,433 --> 00:23:37,573 - KIMBERLY, SHAUN O'BRYAN. I'M THE RESORT MANAGER. 643 00:23:37,567 --> 00:23:38,667 HOW ARE YOU? - I'M FINE, THANK YOU. 644 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,067 - NICE TO MEET YOU. UP FOR A TOUR? 645 00:23:40,066 --> 00:23:41,466 - YES. WHY NOT? 646 00:23:41,467 --> 00:23:42,867 - GREAT, LET ME TAKE YOU ON A LITTLE BIT OF A TOUR 647 00:23:42,867 --> 00:23:44,397 AND SHOW YOU WHAT THE HOUSE HAS TO OFFER. 648 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,930 - GREAT. - GREAT. COME THIS WAY, LADIES. 649 00:23:48,066 --> 00:23:49,126 - OH! - OH, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 650 00:23:49,133 --> 00:23:50,633 - LOVELY. 651 00:23:50,633 --> 00:23:53,303 - A LITTLE BREAKFAST NOOK HERE, AND WE HAVE OUR KITCHEN-- 652 00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:54,570 OUR KITCHEN TO THE RIGHT HERE. 653 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,197 - OH, I LOVE THE KITCHEN. 654 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,100 - THE FRIDGE IS FULLY STOCKED. 655 00:23:58,100 --> 00:23:59,930 - THE HOUSE IN OJAI IS GORGEOUS. 656 00:23:59,934 --> 00:24:01,774 THE VIEWS ARE AMAZING. EVERYTHING ABOUT IT-- 657 00:24:01,767 --> 00:24:03,897 I COULD JUST MOVE RIGHT IN. 658 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:07,530 - SO THIS IS OUR POOL, AND IT'S HEATED WITH A JACUZZI. 659 00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:12,003 - I AM SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW. - SO COME THIS WAY. 660 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,900 - THAT IS SO PRETTY. 661 00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:17,930 IT'S THIS MEDITERRANEAN VILLA. 662 00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:20,204 THIS MAGICAL BACKDROP WITH THE MOUNTAINS. 663 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,830 IT'S JUST PRISTINE. EXQUISITE. 664 00:24:22,834 --> 00:24:24,834 - AND ANOTHER DOUBLE-BEDDED ROOM. 665 00:24:24,834 --> 00:24:26,434 - WOW! - SO COME THROUGH. 666 00:24:26,433 --> 00:24:30,303 - HOW MANY BEDROOMS ARE THERE? - WE HAVE FIVE BEDROOMS. 667 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:31,730 SO COME THROUGH. - OKAY. 668 00:24:31,734 --> 00:24:32,904 - SURPRISE. 669 00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:35,000 I TOLD YOU WE HAD LOTS OF SURPRISES. 670 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,170 - HERE'S A COUPLE THAT ARE TWIN-BEDDED. 671 00:24:37,166 --> 00:24:38,466 - WOW. 672 00:24:38,467 --> 00:24:40,067 - SO THREE TWIN-BEDDED ROOMS, UM, FOR YOU. 673 00:24:40,066 --> 00:24:41,296 - UH-HUH. 674 00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:42,470 - SO WE'LL GO THROUGH 675 00:24:42,467 --> 00:24:43,797 AND SHOW YOU THE REST OF THE ROOMS, 676 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,630 AND THEN I'LL LEAVE IT TO YOU ALL TO DECIDE 677 00:24:45,633 --> 00:24:47,073 WHO SLEEPS WHERE, OKAY? 678 00:24:47,066 --> 00:24:48,166 [laughing] 679 00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:51,126 - YOU COULD SEE EVERYBODY'S MIND JUST-- 680 00:24:51,133 --> 00:24:52,873 TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK. 681 00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:55,127 HOLY [bleep]. 682 00:24:55,133 --> 00:24:57,233 - AND ANOTHER DOUBLE-BEDDED ROOM. 683 00:24:57,233 --> 00:24:58,973 - THESE ARE TINY BEDS. 684 00:24:58,967 --> 00:25:00,367 - WE CAN FIGURE OUT THE ROOMS SITUATION IN A LITTLE BIT. 685 00:25:00,367 --> 00:25:01,697 WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT AFTERWARDS, 686 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:03,700 AND THEN WE CAN MAKE THE FINAL DECISION. 687 00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:06,600 - THIS IS NOT MY ROOM. JUST KIDDING. [laughing] 688 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,800 - YOU'RE TRULY SCARED. YOU HAVE ANXIETY. 689 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,970 - A LITTLE BIT, YEAH. 690 00:25:16,967 --> 00:25:19,327 - LET ME TELL YOU THIS. SO KIM WAS OKAY. 691 00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:20,973 SHE'S IN AN OKAY PLACE, 692 00:25:20,967 --> 00:25:23,897 BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF HER WHO'S INITIATED THIS WEEKEND. 693 00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:25,230 AND WHEN SHE ASKED ME, 694 00:25:25,233 --> 00:25:27,133 I SAID THAT I WAS DOING THIS PHOTO SHOOT WITH YOU. 695 00:25:27,133 --> 00:25:28,673 YOU KNOW, I'D HAVE TO COME VIRTUALLY STRAIGHT FROM THERE. 696 00:25:28,667 --> 00:25:32,497 AND SHE SAID, "OKAY. 697 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:33,830 BRING HER." - WELL, THAT'S A START. 698 00:25:33,834 --> 00:25:35,234 - SO THAT IS A START. 699 00:25:35,233 --> 00:25:36,833 - I FEEL LIKE WE DON'T EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER. 700 00:25:36,834 --> 00:25:38,974 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LIKE WE-WE DON'T. 701 00:25:38,967 --> 00:25:40,667 - ALL THIS TIME, I FEEL I DON'T KNOW HER 702 00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:43,627 BECAUSE I THINK I SAW HER THROUGH THIS KIND OF FOG. 703 00:25:43,633 --> 00:25:46,403 YOU KNOW, I WANNA KNOW WHO THE REAL KIM IS. 704 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,500 - RIGHT. - NOW SHE'S BEEN THROUGH-- 705 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:48,700 YOU KNOW, SHE'S KINDA SOBER. - RIGHT. 706 00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:50,070 - SHE'S BEEN THROUGH ALL THIS STUFF. 707 00:25:50,066 --> 00:25:51,666 I WANT TO GET TO KNOW HER A BIT BETTER. 708 00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:53,397 IN FACT, I REACHED OUT TO HER TO HAVE LUNCH. 709 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,730 - OH, THAT'S NICE. 710 00:25:54,734 --> 00:25:56,404 I THINK SHE PROBABLY WANTS TO GET TO KNOW HER. 711 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,400 - YEAH. IT'S TOUGH. 712 00:26:19,433 --> 00:26:21,773 - I MISSED DRIVING WITH THE GIRLS TO OJAI 713 00:26:21,767 --> 00:26:25,567 BECAUSE DAVID HAD A PERFORMANCE IN WASHINGTON, D.C. 714 00:26:25,567 --> 00:26:28,297 YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY EXCITED TO SEE THE GIRLS, 715 00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:29,770 AND HOPEFULLY TO HAVE SOME FUN. 716 00:26:35,867 --> 00:26:38,197 - OH, MY GOSH, THE CLOTHES TODAY WERE AMAZING. 717 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,770 - SHE'S JUST GOT AMAZING TASTE. 718 00:26:39,767 --> 00:26:42,097 I'VE WRITTEN FOR THE MAGAZINE THREE YEARS NOW. 719 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,200 BUT THIS ARTICLE'S GONNA BE GREAT. 720 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,470 - YOU HAD A LOT OF JOBS. - I KNOW, I DO. 721 00:26:44,467 --> 00:26:46,567 - YOU HAVE A LOT GOING ON. - I WEAR A LOT OF HATS. 722 00:26:46,567 --> 00:26:47,867 - YES, YOU DO. 723 00:26:47,867 --> 00:26:49,767 HOW DO YOU FIND TIME FOR EVERYTHING? 724 00:26:49,767 --> 00:26:51,167 I MEAN, I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS GOING ON RIGHT NOW, 725 00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:53,696 BUT I KINDA FEEL, LIKE... JUMBLED. 726 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:55,930 - LIFE ISN'T PERFECT THOUGH, BRANDI. 727 00:26:55,934 --> 00:26:58,774 YOU CAN NEVER--I MEAN, IT IS WHAT IT IS, YOU KNOW? 728 00:26:58,767 --> 00:27:00,797 AS SOON AS ONE DOOR CLOSES, ANOTHER OPENS. 729 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,930 - I THINK IT'S BEEN VERY DIFFICULT FOR HER 730 00:27:03,934 --> 00:27:05,374 TO HAVE HAD EVERYTHING. 731 00:27:05,367 --> 00:27:06,867 HER HUSBAND LEFT. 732 00:27:06,867 --> 00:27:08,797 SUDDENLY, SHE LOSES HER HOUSE 733 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,330 AND HER CHILDREN 50% OF THE TIME. 734 00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:12,733 IT'S TOUGH. 735 00:27:12,734 --> 00:27:14,274 IF YOU COULD TURN BACK THE CLOCK, 736 00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:16,526 WHAT WOULD YOU DO DIFFERENTLY? 737 00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:20,673 - I-I DON'T THINK I-- I REALLY DID EVERYTHING. 738 00:27:20,667 --> 00:27:23,967 I WAS, YOU KNOW, A GREAT WIFE, A GREAT MOM. 739 00:27:23,967 --> 00:27:25,167 I DID EVERYTHING I COULD DO. 740 00:27:25,166 --> 00:27:27,096 I THINK MAYBE-- 741 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:31,400 MAYBE TO LOOK MORE INTO THINGS 742 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,330 WHEN I THOUGHT--WHEN I SUSPECTED HE WAS CHEATING. 743 00:27:33,333 --> 00:27:34,873 - WELL, WHAT COULD YOU HAVE DONE ABOUT IT? 744 00:27:34,867 --> 00:27:36,627 - I WOULD'VE LEFT HIM. BUT THAT'S NOT AN EXISTING-- 745 00:27:36,633 --> 00:27:38,333 - OH, YOU WOULD'VE LEFT HIM EARLIER, YOU MEAN? 746 00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:41,003 - YEAH, I MEAN, IT WENT ON FOR A LONG TIME, SO... 747 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,200 - HOW LONG? 748 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,400 - WELL, YOU CAN ASK SCHEANA. 749 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,170 BUT NEVER WANNA BE THAT PERSON THAT'S SNOOPING... 750 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,496 - NO! - AND LOOKING AT THE PHONE. 751 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:50,600 I DON'T LIKE THAT. 752 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,930 - I THINK, IF YOU DO SNOOP, REALLY, 753 00:27:52,934 --> 00:27:54,534 THEN YOU HAVE A REASON TO. - RIGHT. 754 00:27:54,533 --> 00:27:55,733 - YOU KNOW? - RIGHT. 755 00:27:55,734 --> 00:28:00,334 SO I JUST COULDN'T DO IT. 756 00:28:10,133 --> 00:28:13,103 - [humming] 757 00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:14,530 [whistling] 758 00:28:14,533 --> 00:28:15,733 [indistinct chatter] 759 00:28:15,734 --> 00:28:18,034 - GOOD. YOU GOTTA PICK THE RIGHT ONES. 760 00:28:18,033 --> 00:28:20,233 - WELL, I KNOW WHOSE ROOM THIS IS. 761 00:28:20,233 --> 00:28:22,833 IT'S NOT MINE! [laughing] 762 00:28:22,834 --> 00:28:25,104 - LAST YEAR AT CAMILLE'S HOUSE, 763 00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:26,900 LISA SCOOPED THAT MASTER BEDROOM 764 00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:28,370 RIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF ALL OF US. 765 00:28:28,367 --> 00:28:30,827 - THIS IS GOOD. - REALLY? FOR ME? 766 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,204 - NO, FOR ME. 767 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,470 - FOR ME. 768 00:28:33,467 --> 00:28:35,997 - THIS YEAR, I'M PLANNING ON GETTING 769 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,770 A BETTER BEDROOM THAN SHE DOES. 770 00:28:37,767 --> 00:28:41,227 - THESE BEDS ARE LIKE... HANSEL AND GRETEL. 771 00:28:41,233 --> 00:28:43,333 [laughter] 772 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,500 COMING UP... 773 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:49,400 NO, I KNOW WHAT LISA'S GONNA SAY. 774 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,070 SHE'S GONNA SAY, 775 00:28:51,066 --> 00:28:52,426 "OH, I COULD CARE LESS. 776 00:28:52,433 --> 00:28:53,673 IT'S FINE!" 777 00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:55,867 AND INSIDE, SHE'LL BE LIKE--[growls]. 778 00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,830 - SO THE SHOES. 779 00:28:59,834 --> 00:29:01,374 WE'RE IN HORSE COUNTRY. 780 00:29:01,367 --> 00:29:02,667 - I KNOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 781 00:29:02,667 --> 00:29:04,797 THIS IS NOT HORSE COUNTRY TYPE OF SHOES. 782 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,530 - I'M NOT A HORSE COUNTRY KIND OF GAL. 783 00:29:06,533 --> 00:29:07,603 - YOU SHOULD'VE BROUGHT YOUR HOOVES. 784 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,030 - [laughing] 785 00:29:09,033 --> 00:29:10,433 - THE MALOOF HOOF. 786 00:29:10,433 --> 00:29:11,803 - BUT THAT'S A JOKE. 787 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,900 - IF I STARTED MAKING FUN OF VILLA BLANCA OR SUR, 788 00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:15,070 YOU WOULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK. 789 00:29:15,066 --> 00:29:16,166 - NO, BUT THE MALOOF HOOF WAS CUTE. 790 00:29:16,166 --> 00:29:18,426 IT WAS A LITTLE FAT SHOE. IT'S CUTE. 791 00:29:18,433 --> 00:29:20,003 DON'T MENTION THE "H"-BOMB, PLEASE. 792 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,800 - YOU JUST SAID IT. - I KNOW, BUT THAT'S BETWEEN US. 793 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,730 - OH. WE ARE IN HORSE COUNTRY. IT'S GONNA BE HARD. 794 00:29:25,734 --> 00:29:28,234 [laughing] - DON'T EVEN GO THERE. 795 00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:30,903 OTHERWISE, YOU'LL BE GETTING THE HOOF. 796 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:39,400 - WHAT A CUTE HOUSE. 797 00:29:42,767 --> 00:29:45,897 THANK YOU. 798 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:57,600 HEY, KIM! - HI, COME ON IN. 799 00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,130 - HOW ARE YOU? LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU LOOK. 800 00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:03,803 - I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD COME. - IT'S SUCH A GREAT IDEA. 801 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,070 - HEY! - HI, GIRLS. 802 00:30:05,066 --> 00:30:06,296 - HOW ARE YOU? 803 00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:07,700 - LOOK HOW FANCY YOU GIRLS ARE... 804 00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:10,530 IN OJAI, CALIFORNIA. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 805 00:30:10,533 --> 00:30:12,303 - OJAI IS REALLY-- IT'S MOUNTAINS. 806 00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:13,670 IT'S, YOU KNOW, IT'S NATURE. 807 00:30:13,667 --> 00:30:15,767 IT'S A PLACE WHERE YOU GO HIKING 808 00:30:15,767 --> 00:30:19,597 AND BE WITH NO MAKEUP, SHORTS, AND SNEAKERS. 809 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,930 BUT I GUESS BEVERLY HILLS GIRLS, 810 00:30:20,934 --> 00:30:23,174 THEY MADE A WHOLE DIFFERENT OJAI OUT OF IT. 811 00:30:23,166 --> 00:30:25,126 - COME ON IN. - I WILL TAKE A SHOWER... 812 00:30:25,133 --> 00:30:27,273 SO I SMELL A LITTLE BETTER FOR YOU GIRLS. 813 00:30:27,266 --> 00:30:28,566 - OKAY, I'LL SHOW YOU TO YOUR ROOM. 814 00:30:28,567 --> 00:30:29,927 - OKAY, THANKS. 815 00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:34,896 - OH, WOW! IT IS A HOUSE. 816 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:36,700 - OH, THIS IS PRETTY. 817 00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:38,700 - I'M GETTING OUT THIS WAY. THANK YOU, SIR. 818 00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:39,900 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 819 00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:44,030 - IT'S BEAUTIFUL. WOW! 820 00:30:44,033 --> 00:30:45,633 - WELL, HI! - HELLO! 821 00:30:45,633 --> 00:30:47,033 - YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL. 822 00:30:47,033 --> 00:30:48,603 [all greeting] 823 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,400 - LOOK WHO'S HERE! HI, HONEY! 824 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,730 HI! 825 00:30:52,734 --> 00:30:55,504 OH, YOU LOOK NICE. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 826 00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:56,900 - VERY PRETTY. - OH, THANK YOU. 827 00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:59,100 - HOW ARE YOU? - HI. 828 00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:01,630 - LOOK, THERE'S NOWHERE IN MY PROGRAM 829 00:31:01,633 --> 00:31:03,803 THAT SAYS I HAVE TO GIVE BRANDI A KISS. 830 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,930 HI, HOW ARE YOU? - THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. 831 00:31:06,934 --> 00:31:10,534 - YOU KNOW, LOOK, I'M NOT ABOUT BEING RUDE EITHER. 832 00:31:10,533 --> 00:31:12,273 AND I FEEL WE'RE BOTH TRYING HERE. 833 00:31:12,266 --> 00:31:14,266 WELCOME. GLAD YOU COULD COME. 834 00:31:14,266 --> 00:31:15,866 - IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 835 00:31:15,867 --> 00:31:17,927 - THERE WAS, LIKE, THIS LITTLE AWKWARD MOMENT. 836 00:31:17,934 --> 00:31:19,434 AND WE DID A LITTLE, LIKE... 837 00:31:19,433 --> 00:31:21,933 WEIRD PECK HELLO ON THE CHEEKS. 838 00:31:21,934 --> 00:31:25,474 AND YOU KNOW, THERE WAS DEFINITELY TENSION. 839 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:29,027 - IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL HERE. - YES, IT'S VERY SERENE AND... 840 00:31:29,033 --> 00:31:31,673 - IT'S GORGEOUS. - PEACEFUL. 841 00:31:31,667 --> 00:31:35,527 - WE'RE NOT SHARING ROOMS, ARE WE, KIM? 842 00:31:37,166 --> 00:31:40,426 - WHAT WE DID IS WE HAD A COUPLE OF THE GIRLS DOUBLE UP, 843 00:31:40,433 --> 00:31:43,473 UM, AND I FIGURED SINCE YOU-- 844 00:31:43,467 --> 00:31:45,927 - OH, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - YOU AND BRANDI TOGETHER. 845 00:31:45,934 --> 00:31:47,604 - I'M NOT SHARING A ROOM WITH HER. 846 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,100 - YOU AND YOUR FRIEND. - NO, WE'RE NOT TOGETHER. 847 00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:53,000 - FIGURED YOU WERE WITH YOUR FRIEND. 848 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,070 AND THEN I PUT YOLANDA-- 849 00:31:56,066 --> 00:31:58,126 I FIGURED SINCE SHE HASN'T GOTTEN TO KNOW EVERYBODY YET... 850 00:31:58,133 --> 00:32:00,173 - SHE'S GOT HER OWN ROOM? - SHE'S GOT HER OWN ROOM. 851 00:32:00,166 --> 00:32:01,396 THAT'S RIGHT, DEAR. 852 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,800 - IT BETTER BE THE SIZE OF A CUPBOARD. 853 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,200 IF I'M SHARING, SHE BETTER NOT HAVE A MASTER SUITE. 854 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,500 - HAVE YOU BEEN TO YOUR ROOM YET? 855 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:06,600 - NO! 856 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,730 COME ON, LET'S GO AND SEE OUR ROOM. 857 00:32:07,734 --> 00:32:09,534 - OKAY. [laughing] 858 00:32:09,533 --> 00:32:11,073 - UM... 859 00:32:11,066 --> 00:32:13,666 NEXT TRIP, I'LL SHARE WITH YOU, LISA. 860 00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:15,697 ARE YOU GONNA MISS ME? ARE YOU GONNA MISS ME? 861 00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:18,500 - I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 862 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:19,730 - YOU'RE GOING TO. 863 00:32:19,734 --> 00:32:21,504 [evil laugh] 864 00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:22,930 - HI! - HI. 865 00:32:22,934 --> 00:32:25,334 HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. 866 00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:26,733 - SORRY, LISA. 867 00:32:26,734 --> 00:32:29,504 THIS TIME, IT'S FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE. 868 00:32:34,266 --> 00:32:37,096 - OH, THIS IS CUTE. - [laughing] 869 00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:39,330 - THIS IS SWEET. - THOSE ARE, LIKE, BABY BEDS. 870 00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:40,733 THEY'RE SO CUTE. 871 00:32:40,734 --> 00:32:42,274 - WE HAVE TWO LITTLE TWIN BEDS, 872 00:32:42,266 --> 00:32:43,666 LIKE WE'RE ON A LITTLE CAMPING TRIP, 873 00:32:43,667 --> 00:32:45,527 BUT IT'S FINE. 874 00:32:45,533 --> 00:32:47,433 - YOU GOT YOUR OWN LITTLE KITCHEN. 875 00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:49,873 - OH, THAT'S NICE. SO WE DON'T NEED TO GO OUT. 876 00:32:49,867 --> 00:32:51,567 - MAKE ME SOME TEA! MAKE ME SOME TEA! 877 00:32:51,567 --> 00:32:54,197 - I THINK I HEAR SCREAMS FROM IN THERE. 878 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,600 - YOU DO? OH, GOD--GOD FORBID. 879 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,670 - NO, I KNOW WHAT LISA'S GONNA SAY. 880 00:32:58,667 --> 00:33:00,427 SHE'S GONNA SAY, 881 00:33:00,433 --> 00:33:01,903 "OH, I COULD CARE LESS. 882 00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:03,100 IT'S FINE!" 883 00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:04,570 AND INSIDE, SHE'LL BE LIKE--[growls] 884 00:33:04,567 --> 00:33:06,667 [laughter] 885 00:33:06,667 --> 00:33:08,427 - OH, GOD, HERE WE GO. 886 00:33:08,433 --> 00:33:09,873 THE LAST TIME I SHARED A ROOM 887 00:33:09,867 --> 00:33:13,597 WAS PROBABLY ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO, WITH MY HUSBAND. 888 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,370 - THIS IS WHAT I WEAR TO BED. ARE YOU EXCITED? 889 00:33:16,367 --> 00:33:17,627 DOO, DOO, DOO. 890 00:33:17,633 --> 00:33:19,173 - WHAT'S THAT FOR, FOR GOD'S SAKE? 891 00:33:19,166 --> 00:33:20,526 - FOR--THIS IS WHAT I SLEEP IN. 892 00:33:20,533 --> 00:33:21,903 - YOU SLEEP IN THAT? WHERE'S THE REST OF IT? 893 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:23,570 I'M NOT GONNA MAKE A FUSS. 894 00:33:23,567 --> 00:33:25,027 I'M NOT A DIVA. 895 00:33:25,033 --> 00:33:27,373 WHATEVER. IT IS WHAT IT IS. 896 00:33:27,367 --> 00:33:29,767 YOU SLEEP IN THAT FRILLY KNICKER THING? 897 00:33:29,767 --> 00:33:32,367 WHY WOULD YOU SLEEP IN THAT? - I DON'T SLEEP IN-- 898 00:33:32,367 --> 00:33:34,327 ALL I SLEEP-- I SLEEP IN PANTIES. 899 00:33:34,333 --> 00:33:35,773 - BUT THAT'S IT? 900 00:33:35,767 --> 00:33:37,097 - YEAH, 'CAUSE THEY'RE LIKE-- THEY'RE COMFY. 901 00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:38,300 - COMFY? 902 00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:40,200 IT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE MINI FRILLY DIAPER. 903 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,970 WHAT COULD BE COMFORTABLE ABOUT THAT? 904 00:33:41,967 --> 00:33:44,027 LET ME SEE THOSE THINGS YOU SLEEP IN. 905 00:33:44,033 --> 00:33:45,333 I WANNA SHOW YOU THE DIFFERENT BETWEEN US. 906 00:33:45,333 --> 00:33:46,973 - LET ME SEE YOURS. 907 00:33:46,967 --> 00:33:50,327 [laughing] 908 00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:53,833 DO YOU SLEEP IN THOSE? - OF COURSE NOT. 909 00:33:53,834 --> 00:33:55,734 ONLY IF I WANT TO REPEL HIM. 910 00:34:00,834 --> 00:34:01,974 - ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 911 00:34:01,967 --> 00:34:04,027 ARE YOU ALL READY TO HEAD OUT FOR DINNER? 912 00:34:04,033 --> 00:34:05,533 - YES. - YES, I'M STARVING. 913 00:34:05,533 --> 00:34:06,833 WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG? 914 00:34:06,834 --> 00:34:08,274 - LISA AND BRANDI. 915 00:34:08,266 --> 00:34:09,626 WELL, WHY DON'T WE HEAD OUT AND GO? 916 00:34:09,633 --> 00:34:11,103 AND WE'LL GO GET 'EM ON THE WAY OUT. 917 00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:12,300 LET'S HEAD OUT TO THE DOOR, AND WE'LL GRAB THEM. 918 00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:15,770 - SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. - OKAY. 919 00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:25,100 HI! - HELLO, GOOD EVENING. 920 00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:27,130 - HOW ARE YOU? - WELCOME TO MARAVILLA. 921 00:34:27,133 --> 00:34:28,833 - WE HAVE A RESERVATION UNDER RICHARDS. 922 00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:30,374 - ALL RIGHT. I'LL TAKE YOU RIGHT THIS WAY. 923 00:34:30,367 --> 00:34:32,327 - THANK YOU. 924 00:34:42,767 --> 00:34:44,627 OKAY. 925 00:34:44,633 --> 00:34:46,973 SO...WHERE DO YOU WANNA SIT? 926 00:34:46,967 --> 00:34:48,667 - YOU'RE THE BOSS. YOU TELL US. 927 00:34:48,667 --> 00:34:49,997 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA LET YOU ALL 928 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,230 JUST KINDA SIT WHERE YOU WANT. I'M GONNA SIT. 929 00:34:51,233 --> 00:34:52,433 - OKAY, GOOD. - I'M GONNA SIT OVER HERE. 930 00:34:52,433 --> 00:34:54,603 - SEE YA. 931 00:34:56,133 --> 00:34:59,573 - YEAH. - THIS IS GOOD. 932 00:34:59,567 --> 00:35:01,267 - I THINK I'M GONNA SIT HERE. 933 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:03,926 - WHERE ARE WE GONNA SIT? 934 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:09,270 - BRA--WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT OVER HERE, BRANDI? 935 00:35:09,266 --> 00:35:10,696 AND THEN I'LL SIT ACROSS FROM YOU. 936 00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:13,370 - WHOO! 937 00:35:16,767 --> 00:35:19,727 - I SAT ACROSS FROM BRANDI. 938 00:35:19,734 --> 00:35:22,534 DID I HAVE IT PLANNED THAT WAY? NO. 939 00:35:22,533 --> 00:35:25,533 DID THE UNIVERSE? ABSOLUTELY. 940 00:35:25,533 --> 00:35:27,933 - WELCOME TO THE MARAVILLA, OUR SIGNATURE RESTAURANT 941 00:35:27,934 --> 00:35:29,804 HERE AT THE OJAI VALLEY INN & SPA. 942 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,530 MAY I START YOU LADIES OFF 943 00:35:31,533 --> 00:35:33,103 WITH SOME COMPLIMENTARY SCHRAMSBERG ROSE? 944 00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:35,300 - YEAH, I THINK SO. - WITH THE ROSE? 945 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:36,900 - YES. - PERFECT, IT'LL BE RIGHT OVER. 946 00:35:36,900 --> 00:35:38,400 - CAN I JUST HAVE WATER, PLEASE? - WATER? YES, MA'AM. 947 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,500 - THANK YOU. - IT'LL BE RIGHT OVER. 948 00:35:41,967 --> 00:35:44,327 - YOLANDA, HOW WAS THE CONCERT? 949 00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:45,503 - IT WAS GREAT. 950 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:47,270 - HIS MUSIC IS SO BEAUTIFUL. 951 00:35:47,266 --> 00:35:49,696 I THINK THAT NO MATTER WHERE YOU COME FROM, 952 00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:51,630 WHAT AGE YOU ARE, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE HIS MUSIC. 953 00:35:51,633 --> 00:35:54,303 - IT'S REALLY EXTRAORDINARY. - OKAY, WELL, CHEERS! 954 00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:56,370 THANK YOU, DARLING, FOR INVITING US. 955 00:35:56,367 --> 00:35:57,527 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 956 00:35:57,533 --> 00:35:59,273 THANK YOU, ALL OF YOU, FOR COMING. 957 00:35:59,266 --> 00:36:02,566 all: CHEERS. - CHEERS, GUYS. 958 00:36:04,467 --> 00:36:06,097 - UM, I THINK AT A PLACE LIKE THIS, IT REALLY-- 959 00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:08,600 YOU DON'T NEED AN OLIVE BRANCH. 960 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,570 I THINK YOU JUST REALLY TAKE IN 961 00:36:10,567 --> 00:36:12,867 THE SERENITY THAT A PLACE LIKE THIS HAS TO OFFER. 962 00:36:12,867 --> 00:36:16,867 I THINK THAT, UM, THIS IS NOW A TIME, REALLY, 963 00:36:16,867 --> 00:36:18,827 FOR ALL OF US TO ENJOY EACH OTHER 964 00:36:18,834 --> 00:36:21,204 AND TO MAYBE REALLY PUT ANY OF THE THINGS 965 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:24,870 THAT HAVE HAPPENED BEHIND US... 966 00:36:24,867 --> 00:36:27,767 AND, UM, REALLY TRY TO MOVE FORWARD 967 00:36:27,767 --> 00:36:30,067 AND, UM, FORGIVE EACH OTHER. 968 00:36:30,066 --> 00:36:34,066 I'M RIGHT NOW IN A PLACE THAT I REALLY-- 969 00:36:34,066 --> 00:36:36,626 I-- 970 00:36:36,633 --> 00:36:38,273 [tearing up] I'M JUST REALLY HAPPY. 971 00:36:38,266 --> 00:36:40,466 all: AWW. 972 00:36:40,467 --> 00:36:43,797 - I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT LIFE COULD GET ANY BETTER. 973 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,330 SO I WISH THAT ON ALL OF YOU, 974 00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:48,473 AND I-- 975 00:36:48,467 --> 00:36:50,027 THANK YOU FOR COMING. - YAY! 976 00:36:50,033 --> 00:36:52,633 - AWW. 977 00:36:52,633 --> 00:36:54,633 IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT YEAR. 978 00:36:54,633 --> 00:36:57,573 - IT'S REALLY REFRESHING TO SEE KIM REACHING OUT. 979 00:36:57,567 --> 00:36:59,667 SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSED, 980 00:36:59,667 --> 00:37:01,267 AND IT'S NICE TO SEE HER 981 00:37:01,266 --> 00:37:02,926 EMBRACING ALL OF OUR FRIENDSHIPS. 982 00:37:02,934 --> 00:37:04,904 - SO I'M GONNA START WITH THE BEET SALAD. 983 00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:06,530 - THE BEET SALAD. 984 00:37:06,533 --> 00:37:08,403 UH, WHAT KIND OF FISH DO YOU HAVE? 985 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:09,900 - EVERYTHING GOOD OVER THERE? 986 00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:11,430 - YEAH, WE'RE JUST TALKING EX-HUSBANDS. 987 00:37:11,433 --> 00:37:12,633 - UGH. 988 00:37:12,633 --> 00:37:15,373 - THEY JUST RENEWED THEIR VOWS AFTER ONE YEAR. 989 00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:16,567 - I KNOW. I READ THAT. 990 00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:18,197 - ONE YEAR, AND IT FEELS LIKE 15. 991 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,400 - WAS THAT A PUBLICITY STUNT THAT THEY RENEWED THEIR VOWS? 992 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,870 - OH, YEAH. SURE. YEAH. 993 00:37:21,867 --> 00:37:23,797 - OR ARE THEY REALLY-- 994 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,770 - I MEAN, I HOPE, FOR THEM, THAT THEY'RE IN LOVE. 995 00:37:25,767 --> 00:37:27,597 I DON'T KNOW. [laughs] 996 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,370 ONE YEAR! KEEP GOING! 997 00:37:29,367 --> 00:37:30,967 - IS THIS EDDIE AND LEANN? 998 00:37:30,967 --> 00:37:32,197 - I WOULD DO THAT IN TEN YEARS, 999 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,430 NOT AFTER THE FIRST YEAR, RENEWING YOUR VOWS. 1000 00:37:35,433 --> 00:37:37,133 - I'M SORRY, BUT THAT WAS A PHOTO OP. 1001 00:37:37,133 --> 00:37:39,233 THAT WAS A PHOTO OP. 1002 00:37:39,233 --> 00:37:41,733 REGARDLESS OF WHAT BRANDI AND I 1003 00:37:41,734 --> 00:37:43,234 HAVE GONE THROUGH IN THE PAST, 1004 00:37:43,233 --> 00:37:45,403 I DO FEEL FOR HER FOR WHAT SHE WENT THROUGH 1005 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:46,930 WITH HER EX-HUSBAND. 1006 00:37:46,934 --> 00:37:48,474 I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK 1007 00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:49,897 THAT THERE'S SOME SORT OF AN INSECURITY 1008 00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:51,300 THAT YOU'RE THE EX-WIFE. 1009 00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:53,570 I MEAN, IF YOU WERE MY HUSBAND'S EX-WIFE, 1010 00:37:53,567 --> 00:37:56,627 YOU KNOW, SIX FEET TALL AND TO-DIE-FOR BODY, 1011 00:37:56,633 --> 00:37:58,273 SHE MUST BE RIPPING HER HAIR OUT. 1012 00:37:58,266 --> 00:37:59,666 - THAT'S VERY SWEET. 1013 00:37:59,667 --> 00:38:02,797 - WHEN BRANDI TALKS ABOUT EDDIE AND LEANN RIMES, 1014 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,200 I CAN SEE THAT SHE WENT THROUGH A LOT OF PAIN IN HER DIVORCE. 1015 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:10,170 I CAN UNDERSTAND MORE WHERE SHE'S COMING FROM. 1016 00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:12,126 - PARDON THE REACH. BEET SALAD. 1017 00:38:12,133 --> 00:38:13,503 - OH, THANK-- OH, THAT LOOKS GORGEOUS. 1018 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,070 THANK YOU. - MY PLEASURE. 1019 00:38:15,066 --> 00:38:17,666 - [as Lisa] THAT'S GORGEOUS! OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GORGEOUS. 1020 00:38:17,667 --> 00:38:19,627 - OH, JUST CONTINUE TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF ME. 1021 00:38:19,633 --> 00:38:20,903 IT'S FINE. 1022 00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:22,070 WELL, YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER ACCENT AT THE TABLE NOW. 1023 00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:25,066 YOU CAN HAVE A GO AT HER. 1024 00:38:28,633 --> 00:38:29,833 - I CAN'T DO THAT ONE. 1025 00:38:29,834 --> 00:38:31,174 I CAN DO YOURS VERY WELL. 1026 00:38:31,166 --> 00:38:32,196 - NO. 1027 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,970 - [laughs] 1028 00:38:33,967 --> 00:38:35,867 - YEAH, IT'S GREAT. 1029 00:38:35,867 --> 00:38:37,667 - KIM, WHAT'S SO FUNNY WAS I SEE-- 1030 00:38:37,667 --> 00:38:39,597 RANDOMLY, I SEE YOUR DAUGHTERS EVERYWHERE, 1031 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,030 BECAUSE I'M FRIENDS WITH THESE GUYS 1032 00:38:41,033 --> 00:38:42,573 THAT YOUR GIRLS ARE ALWAYS AROUND. 1033 00:38:42,567 --> 00:38:44,067 - YEAH. - THEY ARE SO SWEET, 1034 00:38:44,066 --> 00:38:45,896 AND THEY LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 1035 00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:48,030 THEY GAVE ME A HARD TIME A FEW TIMES, I'M NOT GONNA LIE. 1036 00:38:48,033 --> 00:38:49,033 - OH, YEAH, I'M SURE. 1037 00:38:49,033 --> 00:38:50,233 THEY DON'T LIKE YOU. [laughs] 1038 00:38:50,233 --> 00:38:51,633 - OF COURSE. BUT, UM, 1039 00:38:51,633 --> 00:38:52,773 THEY'RE REALLY GOOD GIRLS. 1040 00:38:52,767 --> 00:38:53,997 - YEAH. THEY REALLY-- 1041 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,170 MY GIRLS ARE GOOD. 1042 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,826 - SO YOU DID GOOD, YOU KNOW? 1043 00:38:56,834 --> 00:38:58,104 - YEAH. 1044 00:38:58,100 --> 00:38:59,470 - THEY'RE JUST PROTECTING ME, YOU KNOW, THEY-- 1045 00:38:59,467 --> 00:39:01,297 - YEAH. NO, OF COURSE THEY ARE. 1046 00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:03,230 - YEAH. I'M SURE THEY SEE YOU, AND THEY'RE LIKE, "HI." 1047 00:39:03,233 --> 00:39:06,003 - BUT THEY ARE GOOD GIRLS, AND THEY'RE SO SMART. 1048 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,330 AND EVERYONE AROUND-- 1049 00:39:08,333 --> 00:39:11,273 ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE SUCH GREAT THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THEM. 1050 00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:12,496 - THANK YOU. 1051 00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:13,530 THANK YOU SO MUCH, YEAH. 1052 00:39:13,533 --> 00:39:14,973 BUT I'M-- I'M THINKING-- 1053 00:39:14,967 --> 00:39:16,167 UH, NO-- I'M THINKING, 1054 00:39:16,166 --> 00:39:17,596 "I-I KIND OF LIKE YOU." 1055 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:21,670 IT'S--IT'S KIND OF... STRANGE. 1056 00:39:21,667 --> 00:39:24,397 - YOU DID SOMETHING GOOD, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1057 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,630 - THANK YOU. 1058 00:39:27,867 --> 00:39:28,967 - COMING UP... 1059 00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:30,327 - CALL IT OUT. 1060 00:39:30,333 --> 00:39:31,473 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1061 00:39:31,467 --> 00:39:33,797 - THAT MEANS SHUT THE [bleep] UP. 1062 00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:39,500 YOUR GIRLS ARE ALWAYS AROUND. 1063 00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:41,000 - YEAH. - THEY ARE SO SWEET. 1064 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,830 AND THEY LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 1065 00:39:42,834 --> 00:39:45,004 THEY GAVE ME A HARD TIME A FEW TIMES, I'M NOT GONNA LIE. 1066 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000 - OH, YEAH, I'M SURE. 1067 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,070 THEY DON'T LIKE YOU. [laughs] 1068 00:39:47,066 --> 00:39:48,496 - OF COURSE. BUT, UM, 1069 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:50,030 THEY'RE REALLY GOOD GIRLS. 1070 00:39:50,033 --> 00:39:51,233 - THANK YOU. 1071 00:39:51,233 --> 00:39:52,603 THANK YOU SO MUCH, YEAH. 1072 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,530 - THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE'RE GETTING TO KNOW 1073 00:39:54,533 --> 00:39:56,903 ONE ANOTHER ON A LEVEL OF, 1074 00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:59,170 "YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE NOT SO BAD." 1075 00:39:59,166 --> 00:40:01,466 "YOU'RE NOT SO BAD EITHER," INSTEAD OF JUST GOING "RROWR!" 1076 00:40:01,467 --> 00:40:04,567 THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I WILL SIT BY MYSELF 1077 00:40:04,567 --> 00:40:07,967 AND GO INTO A DEEP, DARK HOLE, AND BE ALONE IN THE DARK 1078 00:40:07,967 --> 00:40:09,397 BECAUSE NO ONE'S CALLING AND SAYING, 1079 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,800 "LET'S DO SOMETHING." 1080 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,000 BUT IT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE'S MARRIED WITH KIDS. 1081 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,600 - I-I KNOW, I-I GET IT-- - NO, I-I KNOW YOU DO. 1082 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,170 - MY KIDS GO, AND THE HOUSE IS EMPTY. 1083 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,496 - I MEAN, MY HOUSE HAS ALWAYS BEEN FILLED 1084 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,070 WITH ALL MY KIDS. 1085 00:40:21,066 --> 00:40:22,526 AND THEY'RE ALL HOME-- - AND THE CHA--IT'S LIKE, CHAOS. 1086 00:40:22,533 --> 00:40:24,173 - THEN THEY GO AND THE HOUSE IS EMPTY... 1087 00:40:24,166 --> 00:40:25,166 - YEAH. - AND WHAT DO YOU DO? 1088 00:40:25,166 --> 00:40:26,396 - I CRY. 1089 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,030 - ME TOO. - AND I DRINK. 1090 00:40:28,033 --> 00:40:29,573 - ME TOO. - AND I TAKE LEXAPRO. 1091 00:40:29,567 --> 00:40:30,797 [laughs] RIGHT. 1092 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:31,870 - I DIDN'T HAVE LEXAPRO. 1093 00:40:31,867 --> 00:40:33,797 SO I SAT HOME AND I DID THE SAME THING, 1094 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,870 AND THEN IT WAS SNOWBALLING FOR ME TOO, SO-- 1095 00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:37,027 - IT TOOK ME TWO YEARS. 1096 00:40:37,033 --> 00:40:40,173 IT TOOK ME TWO YEARS TO GO THROUGH THAT. 1097 00:40:40,166 --> 00:40:41,626 I MEAN, I PLENTY FEEL YOU. 1098 00:40:41,633 --> 00:40:43,303 AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK I'M--LIKE, I'M-- 1099 00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:45,000 I CALL IT LIKE IT IS, BUT I'M NOT JUDGING YOU, 1100 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,230 BECAUSE I'VE BEEN THERE. 1101 00:40:46,233 --> 00:40:47,403 I'M--I'M DOING-- I DID THE SAME THING. 1102 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:48,670 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 1103 00:40:48,667 --> 00:40:51,327 I'VE BEEN IN THE DARKEST OF DARK PLACES. 1104 00:40:51,333 --> 00:40:54,733 AND I'VE DONE SOME [bleep] THAT I 1105 00:40:54,734 --> 00:40:58,674 HAD TO REALLY DO SOME SOUL-SEARCHING ABOUT. 1106 00:40:58,667 --> 00:41:00,327 SO I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK I'M JUDGING YOU. 1107 00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:02,933 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'VE BEEN THERE. 1108 00:41:02,934 --> 00:41:04,374 YOU KNOW? 1109 00:41:04,367 --> 00:41:06,827 I KNOW I'VE APOLOGIZED TO YOU A FEW TIMES. 1110 00:41:06,834 --> 00:41:08,674 I HAVE NO FILTER, AND I DO SAY THINGS 1111 00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:10,097 THAT I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY. 1112 00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:12,000 - THAT'S 'CAUSE-- THAT WAS REALLY UNCALLED-FOR. 1113 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,630 - AWW. SOMEBODY'S CRYING. 1114 00:41:14,633 --> 00:41:15,673 - I KNOW YOU DID, BUT-- 1115 00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:18,667 - UH-OH. 1116 00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:21,670 - CALL IT OUT. 1117 00:41:21,667 --> 00:41:25,867 - IT'S OKAY. - SOMEBODY'S CRYING. 1118 00:41:25,867 --> 00:41:29,827 - IF YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT KIM, SAY, "KIM, ARE YOU OKAY?" 1119 00:41:29,834 --> 00:41:31,204 DON'T SIT THERE AND CACKLE A HUNDRED TIMES 1120 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,100 TO GET EVERYONE'S ATTENTION TO MAKE A SPECTACLE. 1121 00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:35,100 IT'S OBNOXIOUS. 1122 00:41:35,100 --> 00:41:36,870 WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT? 1123 00:41:36,867 --> 00:41:38,227 - 'CAUSE SHE'S CRYING. SHE FEELS BAD. 1124 00:41:38,233 --> 00:41:40,473 - YEAH, BUT YOU'RE GONNA-- DON'T SCREAM IT. 1125 00:41:40,467 --> 00:41:42,897 - "CALL IT OUT"? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1126 00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:48,200 - THAT MEANS SHUT THE [bleep] UP. 1127 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,870 - ALL I KNOW WAS THAT I HEARD SOMEONE SAY 1128 00:41:50,867 --> 00:41:52,397 "SHUT THE [bleep] UP" AT A DINNER PARTY. 1129 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,500 I MEAN, HOW ABOUT SAYING, 1130 00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:57,400 "I'M SORRY, WE'RE HAVING A PRIVATE CONVERSATION." 1131 00:41:59,367 --> 00:42:02,227 - PROBLEM IS, EVERY TIME BRANDI 1132 00:42:02,233 --> 00:42:03,873 COMES TO AN EVENT WITH US, 1133 00:42:03,867 --> 00:42:05,367 WE NEVER KNOW WHAT SHE'S GONNA SAY OR DO. 1134 00:42:05,367 --> 00:42:06,997 AND IT'S JUST TOXIC. 1135 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,470 - OH, MY GOSH. 1136 00:42:09,467 --> 00:42:10,797 - NEXT TIME, 1137 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,370 ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 1138 00:42:12,367 --> 00:42:14,427 - OKAY, THAT'S IT. IT'S OKAY, IT WAS GOOD. 1139 00:42:14,433 --> 00:42:15,473 - IT'S A JOKE. - IT WAS GOOD. 1140 00:42:15,467 --> 00:42:17,297 - I WOULD NEVER EVER ATTACK YOU FIRST. 1141 00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:20,400 - DON'T YOU GUYS CAN JUST DISCUSS LIKE NORMAL WOMEN? 1142 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:23,400 WHAT PLANET ARE THESE WOMEN FROM? 1143 00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:28,570 - NO, I'M GONNA-- [screams] 1144 00:42:28,567 --> 00:42:30,967 - [bleep]! OH, [bleep]! 1145 00:42:30,967 --> 00:42:32,027 - HELLO? THIS IS DANGEROUS. 1146 00:42:32,033 --> 00:42:33,203 - [bleep] [screaming] 1147 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,270 [laughter] 1148 00:42:34,266 --> 00:42:36,826 [indistinct shouting] 1149 00:42:36,834 --> 00:42:38,534 - OH, MY GOD! 1150 00:42:38,533 --> 00:42:41,303 - GO! - [screams] 1151 00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:44,630 [laughter] 1152 00:42:44,633 --> 00:42:46,403 - YOLANDA. - COME ON. 1153 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,400 GET YOUR LITTLE DUTCH ASS UP HERE. 1154 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,870 - OOH! - YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE FUN. 1155 00:42:51,867 --> 00:42:53,897 TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES, 1156 00:42:53,900 --> 00:42:55,830 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM. 78622

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