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Well, see you next year,
Donovan.
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And, Jayden, when I figure out
who broke your candy cane,
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there will be hell to pay.
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Aw. It's always so sad when the
Christmas decorations come down.
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You know, what's really sad
is that it's almost March.
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Yeah, well, don't remind me.
All this time,
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and I still have gotten no
nibbles on my job applications.
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I keep telling you, you've got
to zhuzh up your résumé a bit.
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Well, you know, you say "zhuzh,"
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but what you really mean is
"lie."
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Still feel terrible about
shrinking the font size to 11.
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Come on, babe.
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You're up against people
who are embellishing
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the hell
out of their achievements,
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and your résumé...
it's just so honest.
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Look at this. Look at this.
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He has a section
called "Weaknesses."
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Car sickness?
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In case they wanted to carpool.
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Mrs. B,
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thanks for lending us Terrence.
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Oh, no, no, no!
Don't put him there!
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Uh-uh, girl.
Him and Jimmy got beef.
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No, no, no. I got you,
I got you, I got you.
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Dave, your competition
is making up
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all kinds of stuff
on their résumé.
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If you want to make an honest
living, you gonna have to lie.
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I guess you make a good point.
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The good point I've been making
for four months?
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You know, Calvin, you're right.
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Maybe I do need to
zhuzh it up a little.
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He didn't even say "zhuzh."
I said "zhuzh."
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I have to say,
I'm on Team Calvin.
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You mean Team Gemma!
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Whoa.
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You wouldn't believe how much
I embellished my résumé.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Are you saying I hired you
off a zhuzhed-up résumé?
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Too late.
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I have your grandbaby.
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Oh, my God. Gemma!
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They just dropped a clip
from the new episode
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of Trophy Divas of Brentwood.
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Okay.
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- Savannah took muscle relaxants.
- Uh-huh.
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She drove her Cybertruck
into Sephora.
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Oh, wait. Oh, wait.
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Sephora the store
or Sephora the housewife?
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- Bitch, both.
- Oh, my God.
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Okay, no, no, no, no.
No more spoilers.
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Let's go watch. Let's go watch.
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Dave. Dave.
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Guess who just called. The jeweler.
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You didn't let me guess.
You know I love to guess.
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I'm sorry, man.
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But Courtney's engagement ring
is finally ready.
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Operation Proposal is underway.
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- All right.
- Yeah.
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Now I got to pick the perfect
day to pop the question.
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What do you think
of a prime number date?
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To show that
we can't be divided.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Hey, Dad, uh,
can you just sign this?
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Yeah, sure. What is it?
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Um, the usual.
No need to bother reading it.
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I already, uh, read it for you.
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In that case,
I definitely want to read it.
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Hey, Grover, you have played
this very badly.
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Um, it just says I don't have
to do PE because of my asthma.
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Oh, been there. I know exactly
how you feel.
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No, you don't.
He doesn't have asthma.
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What? Little boy,
that is stolen valor.
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Look, let's not argue over
who does and doesn't have asthma
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when all you have to do
is sign your name right there,
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and then I get a free period.
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Okay, Grover,
that would be a lie.
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What? Everybody does it.
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Charlie said he was allergic
to his own sweat,
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and Jacob claimed a religious
exemption to volleyball.
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I don't care what everyone does.
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Honesty matters, and the truth
will always come out.
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Remember this:
Real eyes realize real lies.
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I'm sorry, what was that?
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Okay, you know what?
I'm gonna slow it down.
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Real eyes
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realize
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real lies.
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I realize
I should have asked Mom.
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Okay, close your eyes
and open your mouth.
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Mmm. I'm gonna say toro.
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- What part of the toro?
- The belly.
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Hey, you're getting good
at this.
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Well, we do sit here every night
and play "guess the sushi."
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Mercedes, we've been going out
for the last two months,
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and you know, we have
never actually gone out.
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Uh, we go out. We've gone out to
the patio to meet the sushi guy.
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Look, come on, Sadie.
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Okay.
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I know it's not ideal,
but as soon as we go out,
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everything will change.
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People will recognize me
and they'll swarm us
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and they'll take our picture
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and you can kiss
your private life goodbye.
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Look, I don't want that, but...
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keeping me hidden away like
this, I feel like a side piece.
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Oh, come on, Malcolm.
You're my only piece.
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No. No.
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No, see, you kissing me
like this
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will not make these...
issues go away.
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Okay.
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Yup. I...
What were we talking about?
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Okay.
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Done. No! Too obvious.
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Oh.
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She plays chess, you idiot.
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Hey-hey-hey.
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Look who's home early.
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Yup. And I don't have to pick
Daphne up from day care
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for another 20 minutes.
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- Oh. Really?
- Really.
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So, I was thinking we could get
into a little afternoon delight.
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Oh.
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No, no, no, no.
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No?
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No. No. Uh...
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Not, not on the couch. The bed.
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So much for spontaneity.
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Uh, well, not on the bed,
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under the bed.
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What?
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Yeah. Look, you said you wanted
spontaneity. Let's go.
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Okay.
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All right!
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This is what I'm talking about.
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This is a well-zhuzhed résumé.
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Well, a lot of good
it's doing me.
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All these jobs are just out
of my reach, li-like this one...
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background in conflict mediation
and therapy.
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Okay, great,
but it's with the L.A. Rams.
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Rams?
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Yeah.
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What's the but? I mean,
there is no but, Dave.
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The "but" is, it says
"Football experience a must."
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Oh, Dave, come on.
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"Football experience
a must," man.
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That could mean anything.
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I think it means I must have
football experience.
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I mean, well,
you played football, right?
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- No.
- In middle school.
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Nope. The only sports
my mom allowed me to play
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were coed badminton and soccer.
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Dave, what does the rest
of the world call soccer?
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- Football.
- Boom.
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There's your
football experience.
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I guess you could make
that case, but, Calvin...
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No, no, no, no, no, no, Dave,
no more buts.
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Come on, man.
This is a great job for you.
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You'll be doing what you love.
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You'll be providing
for your family.
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That is true.
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And it comes with great perks
for you... and me.
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Last season I had a vendor...
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they took me to their
luxury box at SoFi Stadium.
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Dave, it was paradise.
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You and me
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hanging out in a luxury box.
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Yeah, man,
and-and-and-and, Dave...
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That dessert cart,
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- all the churros you could eat, baby.
- Churros?
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- Say no more. Game on.
- Let's go.
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All right, what we watching?
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Oh, my God.
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We have finished Netflix.
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- Come on.
- No, baby, look.
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Already watched, already
watched, already watched.
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It doesn't even have
suggestions.
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Okay, uh...
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Let's do it.
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Get Hulu?
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Let's get out of here.
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Wait. Really?
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Yeah, but it's got
to be someplace
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that no one would ever
look for me.
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Actually, I know
a secluded place
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right here in Venice.
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Are you sure?
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Yes.
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Now come on
before you change your mind.
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And, hey, look, trust me,
we will be inconspicuous.
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Mmm.
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- Ah!
- Unity!
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Shh, shh. Be cool.
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- Be cool. Be cool. Be cool.
- I am cool.
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Okay, what-what was that shot?
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Well, this was
very cheap tequila.
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Ding, ding, ding.
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I told you, see,
"guess the shot"
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is a lot more fun
than "guess the sushi."
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- Hello, Lenny. Thank you, Leonard.
- Be cool.
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Oh, my God, did you see
the headline
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on Entertainment Tonight?
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"Mercedes' Mystery Man"?
Of course!
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Okay?
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- I have theories.
- Me, too.
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It's got to be the tennis
instructor from season three.
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You saw the way
he restrung her racket.
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No way she's dating
some hourly worker.
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Oh, my God.
You don't think it could be
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Savannah's hot stepson?
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Tina, her stepson is gay.
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Mercedes' first husband was gay.
That's her type.
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Eh.
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Have you asked Malcolm?
He knows her.
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Uh-bup-bup-bup-bup.
Adding him now.
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Oh.
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Mama? Hey, um, good morning.
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Malcolm, are you hungover?
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Yeah, you look horrible. Ugh.
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What is Gemma doing here?
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We want answers.
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Who is the mystery man?
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What are you talking about?
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- He hasn't seen it yet.
- It's all over the Internet.
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Mercedes was seen at some
restaurant with a new guy.
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- She was?
- Ugh.
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Who is he? Spill it.
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Oh, so-so-so you can't tell
who it is?
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- Ugh.
- He's a mystery man, duh.
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Duh.
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Mm-hmm.
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Uh, wh-wh-whose foot is that?
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Mine.
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I'm doing yoga.
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Y'all messing up my chi.
I got to go.
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He was useless.
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But flexible.
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Calvin.
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Calvin. The guy
from the Rams responded.
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He wants to Zoom with me
about the job. ASAP.
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Oh, man, that's great.
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Yeah, yeah, but... I have
no idea what I'm gonna say.
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Zhuzhing a résumé is one thing,
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but a live interview?
That's zhuzh-proof.
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I don't know the first thing
about football.
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I don't know when they kick.
I don't know why they kick.
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Okay.
Dave, just calm down, all right?
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It's a remote job interview.
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I can just stand
outside the camera
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and coach you,
like a defensive coordinator.
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Is that who decides
when they kick?
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Baby.
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Good morning.
253
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,700
Not as good as...
yesterday afternoon.
254
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:59,840
I was finding dust bunnies
in my pants all day.
255
00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:02,180
Oh, yeah. Me, too.
256
00:13:03,580 --> 00:13:06,410
We should really use
the Swiffer under there.
257
00:13:06,510 --> 00:13:08,620
Mm.
258
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:09,920
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa,
259
00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:12,990
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
260
00:13:13,090 --> 00:13:16,460
Since when do you eat
Frankenflakes with ScaryBerries?
261
00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:19,230
I don't, but I'm out
of raisin bran, so...
262
00:13:19,330 --> 00:13:21,000
Ah-da-da.
263
00:13:23,830 --> 00:13:25,430
- It's mine.
- So?
264
00:13:27,270 --> 00:13:29,200
You wouldn't like it. It...
265
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:31,670
it's so fruity, it's scary.
266
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,840
Fine. I'll have yogurt.
267
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,210
Okay.
268
00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:43,920
Ah, you know what?
I am being selfish.
269
00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:47,290
Here you go. Enjoy.
270
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:53,960
A lot of people think,
271
00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:56,830
offseason, must be
pretty easy right now.
272
00:13:56,900 --> 00:14:00,170
Fact is, for those of us
off the field,
273
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,740
it's the busiest time of year.
274
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:05,370
So you guys
aren't playing right now.
275
00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:08,280
I like a guy who doesn't
take himself too seriously.
276
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,980
Now we're just looking forward
to this year's draft.
277
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,850
What do you think
of this kid Brottmiller?
278
00:14:12,950 --> 00:14:15,720
Br-Brottmiller. Uh...
279
00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:18,720
Yeah, he...
he has got an arm.
280
00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:20,390
And he, uh,
281
00:14:20,490 --> 00:14:21,990
he runs.
282
00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:24,230
Out of his pocket.
283
00:14:26,130 --> 00:14:27,360
You know your stuff.
284
00:14:27,460 --> 00:14:29,900
Maybe we should hire you
as a scout.
285
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,530
You know, I was actually
a Boy Scout.
286
00:14:34,570 --> 00:14:36,800
Yeah, th-that's on your résumé.
287
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:40,380
Speaking of which,
football experience.
288
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,640
Tell me, what position
did you play?
289
00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:46,080
Position? Well, I was a...
290
00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:47,580
I was a strong...
291
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,580
safe...
292
00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:53,760
Tea. I was a strong safety.
293
00:14:53,890 --> 00:14:55,790
Would've guessed punter.
294
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,390
But great.
295
00:14:58,490 --> 00:15:00,060
The fact that
you work in mediation
296
00:15:00,130 --> 00:15:02,060
and you're a therapist?
297
00:15:02,130 --> 00:15:03,770
That's what we're looking for.
298
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:05,300
All right, next step,
299
00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:08,200
we're gonna loop in Tim
and the training staff.
300
00:15:08,270 --> 00:15:09,900
I'll send you a link
later today.
301
00:15:09,970 --> 00:15:13,780
Okay, great.
Uh, looking forward to it.
302
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,110
Thank you.
303
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,010
- We did it.
- Yeah, baby.
304
00:15:20,950 --> 00:15:23,120
David, you just nailed it, man.
305
00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:26,790
- Oh, God.
- I can already taste those churros in the luxury box.
306
00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:28,220
So it went well?
307
00:15:28,290 --> 00:15:31,230
Gemma, it was a field goal.
308
00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:35,860
Do we really have to play catch?
309
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,430
Yes. What's more American
than a father and son
310
00:15:38,530 --> 00:15:40,770
tossing around the old pigskin?
311
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,400
That was a pig?
312
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,110
I have no idea.
313
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,080
Now come on, go long.
314
00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:50,180
Grover, you're gonna need
this practice for PE. Now hut.
315
00:15:50,310 --> 00:15:51,680
You got this.
316
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,490
You threw that right at me.
317
00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:00,760
- Did you just hit my truck?
- No, no, no.
318
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:03,390
D-Did you just hit my truck?
Dave, did you just hit my truck?
319
00:16:03,490 --> 00:16:05,330
No. Cal-Cal-Calvin. Calvin.
320
00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:07,860
I was just trying
to teach football to Grover.
321
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,470
Well, that's nice, but
322
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,940
how about we focus on things
we can actually achieve?
323
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,940
Like you getting this job.
324
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,440
Well, I'm feeling
pretty good about it.
325
00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:19,670
Well, feeling pretty good
is not good enough, Dave.
326
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,840
You got to ace
this interview, man.
327
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,550
C-Come on, name some players.
328
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,110
Easy. Travis Kelce.
329
00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:29,280
Okay, name any player that's
not engaged to Taylor Swift.
330
00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:31,850
I got nothing.
331
00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:35,520
Dave, you got to pretend
like you know this stuff.
332
00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:39,160
Wait, so I can't fake asthma
to get out of sports,
333
00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:40,730
but you can lie
to get into them?
334
00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:43,470
Well, Grover,
it's not the same thing.
335
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:47,200
- Why not?
- Okay, well, superficially, sure, yes,
336
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:49,070
but when you're an adult,
337
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,540
you will learn the difference
between real lies
338
00:16:51,670 --> 00:16:54,910
and lies you don't even
realize are lies.
339
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,410
Dave, what the hell
are you saying?
340
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,010
He's saying adults can lie
and kids can't.
341
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,550
Well, exactly.
342
00:17:01,650 --> 00:17:04,250
Go on now.
343
00:17:06,990 --> 00:17:09,420
Some of the earliest memories
I have with my dad,
344
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,930
watching those Chiefs.
345
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,260
Now Travis Kelce's team.
346
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,730
Well, Dave, clearly you are
a great fit for the job.
347
00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:19,970
We just want to...
348
00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:21,670
Was that your boy?
349
00:17:21,770 --> 00:17:24,140
Hey, little man.
350
00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:27,110
Uh, hello.
351
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:28,740
How you doing, son?
352
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:32,750
So, are you a third-generation
football fan, huh?
353
00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:36,320
You bet he is.
354
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:39,920
Yes. Uh...
355
00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,490
Football is my favorite.
356
00:17:41,590 --> 00:17:45,090
I...
Just the way the players...
357
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:48,630
uh, run, the way
they throw the ball,
358
00:17:48,730 --> 00:17:50,430
you know, and they sometimes
359
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,630
catch it. Uh...
360
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,470
Well...
361
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,870
I-I just try to,
362
00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:58,340
I just try to catch
as many games as I can.
363
00:18:05,380 --> 00:18:07,650
You must be a proud dad.
364
00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:09,580
Yeah. Um...
365
00:18:10,820 --> 00:18:13,620
I am a proud dad, and...
366
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,260
I would like to stay that way.
367
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,890
Um, listen,
368
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,830
Graham, I'm gonna be
honest with you.
369
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,500
I've actually never played...
370
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:30,710
I want those churros, Dave.
371
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,540
Yes.
372
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,740
Congratulations, man.
373
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:38,110
Listen, Courtney is a keeper.
374
00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:39,910
- Yeah. Thanks, big bro.
- Yeah.
375
00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:42,620
- You're welcome.
- And thank you for holding the ring.
376
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:43,890
Of course, man.
377
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,590
Does this smell
like ScaryBerries?
378
00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:49,160
Yes. Yes. It's a long story.
379
00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:51,830
I am telling you, man,
there is no safe place
380
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,830
in this house.
This woman is everywhere.
381
00:18:53,930 --> 00:18:55,200
Hello.
382
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,300
- Wow!
- She's omnipresent!
383
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,500
Oh, you dropped something.
384
00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:00,000
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Oh!
385
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:02,200
- No, it's just, um...
- Whoa.
386
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:05,210
It's-it's-it's just,
it's very, very
387
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,640
- personal.
- Yeah.
388
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,710
- Oh. Say no more.
- Yeah.
389
00:19:08,810 --> 00:19:10,750
He's extremely constipated.
390
00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:12,780
It's his fiber supplement pills.
391
00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:15,050
He all locked up in here.
392
00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:16,320
She said, "Say no more."
393
00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:17,690
- Yes, she did.
- Yeah.
394
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,550
Oh, Malcolm, it is nothing
to be ashamed of.
395
00:19:19,690 --> 00:19:22,890
I'm gonna make you
a kiwi smoothie, but
396
00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:25,660
you better not have any plans.
397
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:30,000
You owe me so big.
398
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,870
Calvin, I can't help but feel
like I let you down
399
00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:41,210
by not getting that job.
400
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,680
Yeah, because
you did let me down, Dave.
401
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,510
Okay, well, I can look my son
in the eye
402
00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:48,420
and know that
I set a good example.
403
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,220
I'm comfortable
with my decision.
404
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,790
Well, not as comfortable
as we would've been
405
00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:54,590
in that luxury box.
406
00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:58,360
Dave, don't worry.
You'll get the next one.
407
00:19:58,430 --> 00:19:59,860
I know I will, and...
408
00:19:59,930 --> 00:20:01,430
Gemma, I don't want you
to feel bad.
409
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:05,830
I know you meant well when you
told me to lie on my résumé.
410
00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:11,310
Wait. Now I get the credit?
411
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,680
I mean, what were you
thinking, Gemma?
412
00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:17,510
Hey, Gemma, E.T. is back on.
413
00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:20,110
And Trophy Diva of Brentwood
414
00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:22,280
Mercedes Selznick
was out on the town,
415
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:26,350
canoodling with this
tall drink of water.
416
00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:29,790
And all of Mercedes Nation
wants to know:
417
00:20:29,890 --> 00:20:31,730
who is this new boy toy?
418
00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:35,330
- Uh... Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
- What?
419
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:39,570
Oh, my God.
420
00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:41,340
That's Malcolm.
421
00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:46,670
Please. That blur?
You can't even see a face.
422
00:20:46,770 --> 00:20:50,010
I don't need to see a face.
Look, the-the ear,
423
00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:51,550
that walk.
424
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:54,250
That ain't no damn boy toy!
425
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,250
That's my baby!30245
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