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I wonder if there could be someone out there. You seek a soul mate?

Uh -oh.

She does have so much to deal with, what with the separation and the house move.

I'm basically running the whole show now.

Tell that penny -pinching husband of yours that I'll need to release some

This is basic bookkeeping, just get on with it. I don't want to sign up for

Jamie. You'd rather my whole life be as dull and as crap as you are. It's just

never -ending drama. I hate you!

Luis Castillo.

Tall, dark, and very charming.

Lovely suit.

We've had the trip to the Greek island. I was just saying this morning, there

are always those who work too hard.

You said you wanted to show me the island.

You wanted me to meet your friends because we're a couple. That is what

do. But it's not working for me anymore.

It has to stop. Jane,

could I have a word? What is it?

Well, I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. I'm terribly sorry.

You didn't even do it in person.

After everything we've been through.

What's wrong with me, Mum?

Are you tired of it all?

Here you are with two pink drinks and no one to talk to. This man will bring

great passion into your life. Once you meet him, there will be no going back.

I would like the police to come and split us up, to stop us from hurting

other. The woman can't have just been appeared.

But as time passes, speculation is growing that Jane Andrews had killed the

she loved.

So, uh, what did she buy?

Two boxes of painkillers and a pack of lacy thongs.

Apparently she tried to buy more tablets, but they wouldn't sell them to

You think we could be looking at a murder -suicide?

So why would you bother buying sexy lingerie if you're planning on topping

yourself?

Maybe she wanted clean underwear?

Anyway, the mobile company got a hit on her phone soon after. She was just

outside Southampton, headed west.

There's been no further contact with the ex -husband? None.

But apparently the signal around there is pretty patchy. Did the Sockos find

passport? His was in the office, but there's no sign of hers.

Right, we need to issue an all -ports warning.

If we let her leave the country, it's game over.

I know, sir, but I don't think she will.

All I know is we're three days into a national manhunt and we're still no

to bringing her in. She walked straight into a supermarket, didn't even hide her

face. If she's taking risks... Maybe she intends to be dead before we can get

through her.

Well, she better bloody not be.

Crikey. A domestic goddess in every sense.

You are a bloody marvel.

Well, I think we're almost there.

I've put out the wine glasses. They just need to go on the table. All right, red

and white.

Of course.

Because if a thing's worth doing... It's worth doing right.

All right, come on then, you. Let's get the music on. They should be here any

minute.

Jane? Jane?

Yes, darling. Yeah, I literally met my prince charming. I fell in love.

I'm married so now you're living the fairy tale Right

time

for a third I think Jamie

For creating this magnificent feast. Well done, darling.

Cheers,

darling. Despite my woeful illiquid kitchen.

Well, we'll soon change that. Uh -oh, Tommy.

First, it's the kitchen.

Next, you'll be throwing out your boys' toys and buying bloody potpourri.

Please, God, you're making me the trophy display.

Oi! And those Sherlock's boat pictures. Oh, I don't know.

I rather like the picture.

Oh, I know you do.

No, sort, sort.

Well, I've never seen these. All right, I'm not just a piece of meat, you know.

Yes, you are, mate.

No, I am. Yes, I am.

OK. All right, well, if we are making toast, I actually have a bit of an

announcement.

To my utter amazement and deep joy, this gorgeous creature to my

left has finally agreed to marry me.

Congratulations.

Yes, congratulations.

Glasses down, everybody.

Cool for champagne.

Are you sure about this, Mills?

He wore me down somehow.

Can I see?

Oh, wow.

Excellent clarity.

That's a very good setting for that cut.

Oh, yes, you work in a jeweller's, don't you?

Well, I do at the moment, yes, but I learned about diamonds when I was with

royal family.

Janie would be Duchess of York's personal assistant.

Yes, but she doesn't like to mention it.

It really is a lovely ring.

Thank you.

Well, I'm glad you liked it. It cost a bit. Oh, no, it cost a bit. Come on, so

when's the wedding?

Probably in the spring. Well, hang on.

We'd better get a wriggle on with planning the stag, Duncan.

Yes. I'm not sure about that.

What do you mean you're not sure? Absolute rubbish. We're having a stag

of story. Thank you. Surely that's the whole point of getting married, then?

Maybe not the whole point. You two planning a stag. You're joking.

I'm best man. I'm in charge. Anyway, stems everybody.

To the happy couple.

To the happy couple.

Cheers. Cheers. Congrats, Nick.

Thank you.

Remember Mickey's stag?

I remember that stripper took a shine to Tommy. She was a lovely young lady. We

had a very interesting conversation about football.

Football? That's what you were talking about.

Oh, I missed that.

What's this?

Well, you know our Tommy. Can't say no to a pretty face.

Unless they're trying to time down.

Okay, that's enough of that. And then he runs for the hills.

Leo. At least he used to.

Well, I wish I knew some of this before you asked me to move in.

Don't pay any attention.

How's the rest, by the way?

Duncan.

Much better, thank you.

Good.

More champagne, I think.

She was determined to get her feet under the table.

The wrist thing just gave her an excuse.

I think she was just strapped for cash and needed to rent out her flat.

Janie said they'd been dancing and then she fell.

I didn't buy it.

And eventually, she told me that he'd pushed her over the open door of the

dishwasher. She tripped.

Or she did it on purpose.

Either way, she got what she wanted.

Duncan obviously got it from somewhere.

Jesus Christ, give it a rest, will you? No, it's just lovely to know that's how

you talk about me with all of your friends.

Don't be ridiculous.

The way that he said, how's your wrist?

It's so fucking snide, I could have punched him.

Duncan's just winding you up, and you have overreacted, as usual.

So what, I'm supposed to just sit there and take it, then, am I? Darling,

there's nothing to take.

You're just being too bloody sensitive, Jamie, love.

Dunk? Just being Dunk?

Oh, yeah, good old Dunk.

If you love him so much, why don't you just go and live with Dunk instead?

I mean, I would.

But his feet stink.

And besides, I'd hide his shit in bed.

Also, there's this sexy little minx that I've had my eye on.

Oh, yeah?

Sure there's not some stripper you'd rather be screwing?

No.

There's only one woman I want to screw.

If I can get her to stop talking for five minutes.

Five minutes hardly seems worth it. Trust me, lady.

It'll be worth it.

You're sure you don't want me to go?

No one's going anywhere.

Glad to hear it.

Because if you left me, Tommy, I don't know what I would do.

I'm going to stop.

Put them on fast, yeah?

Yeah.

You know how much I like him.

Yep, I know, Mum, but Leo wanted the normal thing.

Don't do so much.

I know.

I love you, too.

Okay. All right.

Bye, Mum. Bye.

I can't believe you're leaving me for a whole weekend.

Oh, I know.

But think just how good it'll be when I get back.

You should make the most of it.

Call up one of your girlfriends. Go out in the town.

Maybe I'll meet a nice young man.

You better bloody not.

There it is.

Call me when you get to Berlin, yeah?

Of course.

That'll be done.

You won't forget?

I won't forget.

What did they say about Princess Diana's dress? Oh, doesn't it look crumpled?

But they didn't say that about yours.

Because you've got such nice, broad shoulders, strapless looks wonderful.

and all the work you've put into them, Marjorie. That's right.

Paying off on your wedding day.

Contrary to popular belief, strapless dresses really do suit most people.

They show off so beautifully.

And if you've got a small bust, they're dead easy to wear.

If you want to wear one in a little bust, we're just not very sure that the

underwear you wear is the right kind of...

Hi, you've reached Tommy's phone.

Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Hey, it's me.

Assuming you've safely arrived in Deutschland.

Give me a call when you can, yeah?

If you're ready.

Megan, so still no word.

For all I know, you could be dead in a ditch somewhere.

If you could call me back, it would be good to know you're still alive.

You need to get out of the fucking strip club and call me back. I'm not joking,

Tommy. You need to call me back immediately.

Do you hear me?

You can't just fucking ignore me.

Duncan, it's Jane.

Look, um, I'd really appreciate it if you could please tell Tommy to tear

himself away from all the naked bloody tits and call me, okay?

Leo Jane again.

If you're with Tommy, which I'm sure you are, I need you to tell him to pick up

the phone and call me.

This has gone beyond a joke, do you understand?

She was desperately hurt.

It was a real betrayal.

If anything, the thing about old slippers, well, it was a compliment.

He just meant... that he was very comfortable with her. Jane, you

of the things that he'd written, and I certainly wouldn't have been happy

either. You're right.

She shouldn't have gone poking about.

Hello, Jane?

actually do anything, Jane.

It's just a stupid bit of fun.

I read the emails.

Yeah, okay.

They sounded bad, but it wasn't real.

It was just fantasies of harmless fetishes.

She's no one. She's... She's just a woman I met at a trade show.

God.

Jane.

Nothing actually happened.

It's not like I slept with her. We just sent a couple of emails.

You don't love me at all, do you?

Jane, that's not true.

You never loved me.

God, I wish I was dead.

Jane, please don't say that. You mustn't say things like that, OK? I'm really,

really sorry.

Why shouldn't I?

If you don't love me, I'd rather be dead.

Jane, look.

I am really sorry.

We could.

I promise.

I can see this is very distressing.

You said it didn't mean anything.

It was just a stupid flirtation and I was the one that was overreacting.

I don't know, maybe I am. It's not like I actually slept with her.

We've talked about how people can try to minimize your feelings so they don't

have to deal with them.

Your parents, for example.

Right, I remember you said there were certain things that happened in your

childhood That they didn't want to know about

Do

you feel that's what's

happening here

Maybe.

My whole life revolves around him.

Forget about what I want, what I need.

It's always about Tommy.

If I knew for sure where we were headed, then I...

Could you tell him you feel this way?

What's the point? He wouldn't understand.

But if you want to establish clearer boundaries, he needs to know what

you find unacceptable.

I can't carry on like this, Tommy.

You hurt me so much.

And the truth is, it sent me to a very dark

place.

And it's a place that I have been in before.

What do you mean?

I know you thought I was just making threats.

But the fact is, I, um...

I tried to kill myself in the past.

What? I don't want to go into details.

But it's happened more than once.

And I can't be with someone who might push me into feeling like that again.

No.

Of course not that.

I'm so sorry.

It's like if you would...

rather be with this woman in Las Vegas. No, no, no, that was never the thing. Or

you decided that you'd never want to settle down.

No, I... I definitely think about marriage

and kids and all of those things.

OK.

I need to know that we're heading in the same direction.

It's not that I'm...

Expecting you to propose tomorrow.

Maybe six months down the line.

Yeah.

I just need to know that you're not using me.

I wouldn't do that.

I wouldn't.

Okay?

Don't ever hurt me again.

I really couldn't bear it.

She started texting a couple of hours ago.

It's been non -stop ever since.

My inbox is practically full, but I didn't think I could believe anything.

He's obviously in a terrible state.

Francesca, we have CCTV footage that shows Jane buying quite a lot of

painkillers. So, as you can imagine, we're extremely concerned for her well

-being. We need you to talk to her.

Try and get her to tell you exactly where he is.

Do you think you could do that?

I can try.

Right then.

Another one for Matt.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

Oh, my God, Tommy.

Salary? Yes, indeed.

I'm going to do it the wrong way.

Sometimes I feel I've got to run away,

I've got to...

Get away from the pain you drive into the heart of me. The love

we share seems to go.

Get a room without you two.

Jamie.

Jamie.

Things seem to be going much better between the two of you.

Yes, things are wonderful.

In fact, last weekend, we were looking at properties in the Cotswolds. Wow,

that's exciting.

He even registered us with Mr. and Mrs. Cressman at the estate agent.

Did he?

Well, that's what the chap had on his papers, but Tommy and I just went along

with it.

It was very funny.

Between you and I, he's been having lots of secret chats with his mum.

I think he may be planning to propose when we're in France at his family's

villa. Gosh, really?

Janie, don't look now.

But isn't that your old chap, Louis, just behind Tommy?

It is a classic river, and she is an absolute stunner.

Tommy really knows the boat. My brother's been looking at a river

wow. Tommy?

What kind of condition?

Good, I think. Tommy?

Sorry. How far is the villa from Saint -Tropez?

I don't know, a couple of hours?

We might actually get Tommy to take a look at it. I'm thinking we should drive

there one day in the boat.

You don't drive a boat, woman. Oh,

pardon me.

Sorry, stupid Janie gets it wrong again. No, no, that's not what I meant.

You should give her a good telling off.

Don't be silly.

Tommy rather likes naughty girls.

That and a bit of dressing up. Oh, God.

If it's thigh high and leather, all the better.

Just please ignore her.

You're drunk.

I'm not.

You are.

You're making a fool of yourself.

Why do you always have to go too far?

Oh, you're hurting me. Oh, you'll survive.

Good luck for you then, isn't it?

I think we should go home. I don't want to go home.

Okay, fine. Do what you want.

Stay.

I'll just jump in the river, shall I?

I'll solve all of your problems, mate. Hold on, Tommy. What's going on?

Stick on the cab when she falls over.

He could be quite the courage with her.

And a bit cruel.

She was a clingy, bloody nightmare.

Kept telling him he needed to cut her loose.

Hi, you've reached Tommy's phone. Okay.

Leave a message. Great, well, that's fine. Don't pick up.

Hi, Tom. It's Jay.

It is 4 .01 in the morning.

And there are no fucking buses.

Yeah, I'm fucking pissed off.

It's not like you'd give a fucking toss if I was walking the street. It's at one

in the morning or not, though, is it? No, it's fucking boring, fucking tosser,

loony bin Jane, who goes out once in a bloody blue moon because you don't

fucking want to go out with me.

OK, well, bye.

I fucking believe in war.

Fucking crazy.

Don't you feel sorry?

That's what you always say.

I thought we were doing better.

We are.

Don't you act like this in front of my friends, they...

They don't understand why they don't defend it.

Because they don't know us.

You said it yourself, we're good together.

Jane, these problems, they're not just going to go away.

No, I know.

Every time we argue, it's like you... You talk about jumping in the bloody

or taking pills.

It's not fair.

I know it's not.

You get so scared.

And I know it's stupid and it's selfish and it's too much pressure on you.

I've been a total bitch.

It's not like I'm so great.

It's just things need to be equal.

They will be.

They promise.

I'm sorting myself out. I really am.

And from now on, things will be different, I swear.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I really don't want us to go to France and have... No.

This holiday is exactly what we need.

We'll make a whole fresh start.

You, Jamie.

Janie, I've been so worried for you. Are you all right?

I'm cold.

Keep on talking.

Where are you?

Are you in the car?

Janie, can you still hear me?

It's dark. I can't see.

I'm so cold. I can't feel my legs.

Oh, Janie, darling, have you taken something?

Please, will you tell us what you've taken?

Oh, God, OK. Listen, just press on the horn, darling, OK? Because you need to

try and get someone's attention.

Gina, you don't want to do this.

Please, will you let us help you?

Well,

it's so beautiful, yeah.

There's an observation deck just along the coast. It's an ideal spot for the

sunset.

Very romantic.

We should go up there to see.

Sounds perfect.

Don't you worry.

Good,

how are you?

Very good.

Hello, chap.

How are you, man?

Fantastic. Look at him.

How are you doing?

And of course you all remember Jamie.

Yes, of course. Hello, dear.

Can I help you with your... This is the new car, Rick.

She's a beauty, isn't she?

Dad won't let her out of his sight. He's obsessed. I'm not obsessed, boy.

I can't wait to take him out for a bit.

We'll see you inside, boys. Oh, yes, of course.

Oh,

I know.

So romantic.

Tommy drove us up into the hills, and I just had no idea.

What happened here epic game of water polo

Waiting for you to come up.

Oh, well.

Dinner's in 15 minutes, and Cathy's just got here, so we should probably get

down there.

Right.

So, shall we drive up there after dinner, then?

What's that?

The observation deck.

Oh, don't be silly. We just got here.

We can go with the others, and anyway, Mum usually packs a picnic, so... Come

on. My sister really wants to meet you.

Go on, Ellie, Ellie.

So Mum was saying you're buying a place in the Cotswolds.

Well, we're exploring some options.

I thought the second cottage you went to see looked really quite promising.

Yeah, me too.

It'd make a lovely family home.

I was just saying to Tommy I could imagine that smallest room as a nursery.

And there's space, yeah, for an annex.

Definitely, yeah.

And Annex? I had the agent fax over the plan, so we'll get a better idea. Yeah,

just don't overstretch yourself.

In the current climate... Oh, now, come on. Tommy knows what he's doing. He's

always had an excellent head for business.

Oh!

It's great for the cottage of your mother, too.

Yeah, well,

we just got to do it. Darling,

I told you about that. He may have a good head for business, but his

still atrocious.

Well, that's not fair, is it?

There's a couple of words I have some trouble with. That's all.

Oh, well, like car and cover.

So, Jane, do you know this part of France at all?

A little, yes.

At least I know Saint -Tropez.

I've stayed there several times with the Duchess. Oh, yes, of course.

Jane used to work for the Duchess of York as her dresser. Golly.

Must have been interesting.

Did you see her on Friends? Oh, Friends. What's that?

Oh. Friends is a sitcom, Granny. Yes, old freebie Fergie. She'll do anything

money.

I don't think that's fair.

Oh, darling, it's a joke. Come on. Right.

Shall we move on to dessert?

Yes. Come on, honey. Will you help me with the plate? Yes, of course, darling.

Oh, darling.

OK. Please can we go upstairs?

What?

Oh, come on, it's still early.

I'm tired.

I just don't really feel too good.

OK, well, have a drink.

That'll cheer you up.

I don't need cheering up.

I need not to be ignored and humiliated in front of your bloody family.

Why are you being like this?

You see, I'm just upset.

You're always upset.

I'm sick to death of it.

If you want to go, just go.

I do care.

I could drive off the road. You'd probably be happy. Don't you bloody

That is my private car.

You bring it back. You bring it back now.

When she came down to go to the airport, my mother said she had a face like

thunder.

She was shouting, screaming, saying she'd wasted the last two years of her

She just wanted to humiliate Tommy.

Janie called from the car. It sounded like the holiday had been a disaster.

She was going on about what he'd done, what he hadn't done, how it was

definitely over.

That was weird that Tommy's sitting right next to her.

Clearly, things between them had become completely toxic.

This is ridiculous, Tommy.

You can't keep ignoring me when we talk about things. You need to hear what I'm

saying. Oh, Jesus Christ.

You need to listen to me.

You didn't shut up the whole fucking way home.

Not to mention that mortifying fucking display at the airport in front of my

mother and poor David. You know, they both think you're insane.

I don't care. You can't keep treating me like this.

All of our bloody friends wailing and bawling and airing all of our private

business. It was completely bloody humiliating.

You think that's humiliating? Yes, I do.

How do you think I feel?

You've gone behind my back with some whore.

Sending her those foul emails. I bet people would love to read those,

they? God's sake, not this again.

Yes, you can't just pretend that I don't exist.

Right now, I wish you didn't.

If we were married, you wouldn't treat me like this. But you would rather just

keep stringing me along as long as Tommy gets what he wants.

You're seriously, seriously still talking about marriage. Oh, good old

She's good for fucking, but not much else. Shut up.

What if your precious mother knew what you were really like? You are sick!

Do you know that? Shut up!

Will, you shut up! Shut your fucking mouth! Because it is the truth!

You're not one of sick.

You're broken.

There is something like deeply, deeply wrong with you, and I swear to God,

I wish I'd never met you.

Well, then I may as well end it.

Okay, I want to do it nice and blast my fucking wrist. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Look, her eyes are right there.

Go on.

Take your knife, lash your wrist, be my fucking head.

Do you know what?

How old do you mind too, shall I?

Both of them are Missouri.

Hmm?

Right here.

What are they doing?

Staring at me.

Right. Has anyone actually been assaulted, sir?

Not really.

But someone's going to get hurt.

Can you confirm your name, please, sir?

Yes. I'm Thomas Cressman.

I would like the police to come and split us up.

I would like someone to stop us from hurting each other.

If you don't have somebody here soon, somebody is.