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Morning, sir. On the top floor.

Uniform for talking to the neighbors.

It's a pretty bad one.

Right.

We're going to need to speak to friends and family.

Sure.

Apparently there's a live -in girlfriend, Jane Andrews.

But nobody's seen her.

Britain and the world will celebrate the wedding of the Prince and the Princess

of Wales.

Just after half past ten, from Clarence House came the glass pitch, and our

first chance to see Lady Diana.

Dress party veiled tantalizingly low. The bride's procession passed under

Admiralty Arch towards the roar of the Papaga Square crowd.

And so Lady Diana, in that truly stunning dress, is voluntarily launched

way to the cathedral.

And as the British people celebrate their new princess, it's like something

of a fairy tale.

What's this shit?

I'm not watching this.

Yeah, turn it over, Jane. No.

Yes.

No! Get off me!

Don't do that, you stupid girl! That hurts!

Hey, stop!

Hey! Mum!

I don't care! Do as your mother says, you! Andrew, you might as well go as

Girl, I've had enough.

Bloody psycho.

It's so beautiful.

I'm so happy.

Oh, she should.

She's set for life.

And I'm sure every girl in the land will dream of being a princess today.

Now, this one also comes in white.

But I always think the ivory is ever so elegant.

I found lace can scratch a bit, though.

Oh, feel how soft that is.

And the underwiring is cushioned, see?

Yeah, so it's wonderfully comfortable all through the day.

We've been told Princess Diana actually has several in this style.

Diana shops here?

Well, not in this branch specifically, but she's very down -to -earth.

All right.

Go on, then.

I'll take the ivory.

Wonderful. If you'd like to come over to the film.

Don't worry, Jane.

I'll take the lady over.

Those boxes need unpacking.

If you'd like to come this way with me.

Thank you.

I thought you were heading off to London in June.

Actually, we're not leaving until July now.

And this is still you and Timo, the one in the band.

That's right.

His cousin lives in Earl's Court, so he can crash there for a bit.

What are you going to do for money?

Or is Tim Earl dead rich?

We'll get jobs, of course.

Basically, if I want a career in fashion, London's where I need to be.

Well, for as long as you've got a plan.

to the lower terms.

We have to do somewhere else to carry on.

Yeah, keep going.

Keep going.

Oh! Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, that's good.

Oh.

Oh.

That's fun.

What did you speak to your cousin?

What's that?

Oh, careful.

About us crashing with him?

Mm.

Yeah, that's not going to happen.

I thought you said you'd be cool there.

No, no, I need someone to split the rent up.

Yeah, at least clean.

But, wait, I'm already applying for jobs.

I know, but this seems to take time.

Listen, I've got to get going. I'll drop you at the bus stop, yeah?

Are we getting someone to eat? No, I can't. I'm seeing the lads tonight.

Hey,

it's band business, Janey.

Music always comes first, you know that?

Yeah, right. Yeah?

Ah, good girl.

You're flogging women's knickers now.

It's not our job to smell like fish.

Guess you didn't make all that London then, did you?

Stooty bitch.

She's not changed.

Stupid, fat, ugly.

At least I'm not packing cod like all them brain -dead morons. Daddy, you

aren't. She's just jealous of the match you're going to make something of

yourself. Get over yourself, will you?

You're working marks and your boyfriend's on benefits.

You're going nowhere.

Tim, are you in here?

You're not going to believe what Becky did there.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

You bastard.

All right, all right, all right. Let's just stay calm. We're starting a new

together. Don't get dramatic, Tim. No, I'm not. Should I give some sad front

paw? Oi, fuck off. You don't even speak to me. For what?

You're going to go try to top yourself again.

Yeah? You say I can't jump the nutter because of what she might do.

Janie! Jesus Christ!

Janie!

Janie! Janie!

for you. You're not going to believe this.

Hey.

Why would they be writing to you from Buckingham Palace?

I've no idea.

Well, help me. Find out.

You are invited to attend an interview for the position of assistant dresser

Her Royal Highness the Duchess of York.

Bloody Nora.

No way.

Don't believe it. That's fantastic.

This is what I've been waiting for.

Where did they find them?

They're on the side in the kitchen.

Well, we've confirmed it's the girlfriend's writing. As far as we can.

I don't know what you think, but to me, this reads like a confession.

I am so sorry.

No more hurt inside me anymore.

Yeah, but there's the other stuff about him hurting her.

What's he thinking?

Self -defence?

Actually, I think it reads more like a suicide note.

Could be.

Right now, we've only got the one body.

No forced entry.

Weapon of convenience. I mean, textbook domestic, isn't it?

Right. Let everybody know that as from now, we're treating Jane Andrews as the

prime suspect in this investigation.

Brothers here.

And the friends of Jane Andrews and the deceased are on their way in.

They said you want me to identify him.

We do, yes, sir.

But first we need to ask you a few questions.

What about Jane?

Have you found her yet?

Well, when I heard that Janie was missing, I didn't know what to do.

You have no idea where she might have gone?

No, none.

And I've been calling and texting, but she just isn't answering.

We've been friends for a long time. It just doesn't make any sense.

You sure this is a good idea?

Of course it is.

What if it goes badly?

You know how she gets.

She'll be fine.

See?

Told you it'd be fine once you hemmed it.

I've barely worn it.

And she looks smart.

Very professional.

Are you sure you've got everything?

I think so.

Make sure you tell them you've got a distinction on your call. Yes, Mum.

I've got to go.

Be good.

I will.

Good luck.

See you.

Oh!

Don't forget to curse.

Dadda!

And I think we're rising upon a sea where the mystery is known.

This plane has a good side.

Don't get me wrong.

Jane?

You want to follow me?

Right, shall we make a start?

You've no previous experience in domestic service.

No.

I've been working in retail since college.

I think this course you did involved sewing, caring for clothes and so on.

yes.

I mean, it was a foundation course.

So my main focus was on design.

But as well as original designs, we learned about styling, putting together

outfits, accessories.

I'm very good at planning a wardrobe.

I'm also good at ironing and mending.

Oh, well, that's certainly what's needed here.

And like my CV says, I'm very organised.

Very good with detail.

And I'm punctual and hard -working.

And I've got a distinction on my court.

Have you seen this?

I mean, seriously, I can't bloody win.

Oh, hello there. This is Jane Andrews, ma 'am, for the assistant dresser

position. Your royal home.

Just look at what they've done. I wore that months ago.

But still, I'm the one copying Diana.

That's just nonsense.

The whole thing's... Bloody ridiculous.

They're nothing like each other. They're not even from the same period.

What's that?

I mean... Yours is clearly Victorian -inspired, ma 'am.

The, uh... style is more nautical.

Exactly.

Clever girl.

So, have you...

Come far?

Jane Andrews?

Quite far, Mum.

From somewhere up in the north, I'm guessing.

That's right, Mum.

And why are you leaving?

Did you find it too grim?

Up north.

Not quite, Mum.

I just think I'd be better suited to a palace.

Well, then I think she'd better join us then, don't you?

You'll find that we're a bit of a mixed bunch, but we're pretty friendly.

I'm sure you'll settle in in no time.

Right.

There you go.

Well, I'll leave you. Get yourself sorted.

Thanks very much.

The doctor's waiting between 7 and 10, so you need to be ready with the wake

key. Hot water and chamomile, and don't forget to take the bag out.

Did she take milk?

You don't usually put milk in chamomile tea.

No, of course not.

Place the tea by the bed, open the curtains and leave. Do not speak.

As soon as she's awake, you need to draw a bath.

But hot water only, she'll put in her own cold. Fold the robe so she can sit

pull it up around her.

And always, always wash your hands before you touch the clothes.

This is you.

Right.

You better get started.

knew a bath man.

Poor thing is doing her best.

Didn't herself say it made her feel like she'd been down the pit?

I told you, she didn't look suitable.

Well, the dentist wants to give her a chance.

But it's not fair on her, though, is it?

I mean, she's obviously out of her depth.

Exactly. I mean, just look at her shoes.

No.

I think she still may get the hang of things.

I'd give her a month.

Top.

I mean, where on earth is that?

Murderer? You couldn't be more wrong.

I've known her for years.

Jenny doesn't have a violent bone in her body. Should we be worried? I mean,

Jesus, if she's on the run, do you think any of the rest of us are in danger?

Well, she must have done it.

Why run if she's not guilty?

Hello, Waltby 54083.

Hiya, Mum, it's Jane.

Oh, hi, Jane, love.

How are you?

I'm surprised you've got time for phone calls.

I just wanted to say a quick hello.

Still, you don't want them to think you're slacking, do you?

It's fine, Mum.

I was telling your auntie Kelly about... about the thing with the dressing gown.

Mum, I told you, you mustn't repeat stuff.

what you were saying about the shoes.

That you actually had to stretch out the new ones by wearing them.

Yeah, we can't risk getting busted on engagement.

Well, that's what I told her.

I don't know. It's a whole other world, isn't it?

Yes.

Not really what I thought it would be. Well, it's early days.

And it's like I always say, nothing worth having comes easy.

No, I know.

I'm just not really sure it's a good fit.

Don't be daft.

What's up?

I've been telling everyone how well you're doing.

I know, but... But nothing.

Look, most of the girls around here, they're stuck in factories or having

to get themselves a house. You have always been better than that.

I'm just not really feeling good, Mum.

Please don't go starting all that again.

I'm not. I just... Because you weren't any happier when you were here.

And this job, it's... It's a chance to start afresh.

You could be a whole new person if you want to be.

Do you hear me?

Yes, Mum.

is for assurance.

We begin here for elegance and ease.

A, as in bath, calm, and laughter.

Allow the vowel to lengthen gracefully without strain.

R.

Not A, not E, but R.

Repeat after me.

Ask the gardener to pass the path to the last glass bar.

Now breathe in, shoulders back, and once again with clarity and poise.

Your bath is ready, ma 'am.

Well, thank you, Jane.

You're a star.

Of course, when I first met her, she was this sweet little thing who'd just

landed this super job.

She had this very clear idea of the life that she wanted.

She was determined to have it. Of course, she was ambitious.

Why shouldn't she be?

You just have to tell him how you feel.

Darling, what's the use?

Because nothing will change until you do. This is what I keep saying.

There comes a point where you just want to feed the bull.

Morning,

Jane.

Is that Princess of Wales?

They usually have a girly lunch when she comes to feed the bull.

I mean, between you and me, I think she just likes to get out of that god -awful

house. Of course, the Duchess loves playing agony on.

Really? Lord, yeah.

She likes nothing better than advising people about their love lives.

Wait till she starts asking about yours.

Super shoes, by the way. They're Italian.

Uh, yes.

Very nice. Jane, there's a path of you downstairs.

Can't they send it up with a foot?

Goodness me, Lady Jane.

There's a reception tonight, so they're busy.

Fine.

Of course, the Duchess had enough of her own problems to deal with.

People can be so cruel.

Oh.

Oh, it's you, Jane.

I'm sorry, your royal hands.

I didn't see them.

It's all right.

Here, do you want one?

Uh, no, thank you, ma 'am.

I shouldn't either, but hey -ho.

Did you see this?

They're doing polls now, apparently.

Who would you rather sleep with, the Duchess of York or a goat?

What? I know.

Vile, isn't it?

I'm so sorry, ma 'am. It's like the Duke says.

Once you join the firm, you're fair game.

He tells me I'm too sensitive.

sounds like my ex.

Timo.

Oh, yeah?

He was always saying I was too sensitive.

I couldn't take a joke.

Trouble is, he wasn't very funny. And what did this Timo do for a living?

Well, he said he was in a band.

He spent most of his time polishing his car.

Is that why you dumped him?

No.

That's because I...

Caught him shagging a barmaid.

What a shit.

I hope you gave him what for.

Oh, I did, ma 'am.

Although she was welcome to him, to be honest.

He was rather underwhelming in the manhood department.

Well, you don't want that.

You know... You're a lot like me, Jane.

You've got spirit.

Oh,

sorry you're on, Hannah.

What's going on?

Gillian finally bagged the Viscount.

About bloody time.

That's excellent news.

We take her out for champagne to celebrate.

Jolly good.

Well, make sure that you put the first round on my card.

That's very kind of you, ma 'am.

Oh, and take Jane with you.

You know what they say?

That's the way to get over an ex, get under.

Someone better.

Right, girl. Who's up for wedgie?

I first knew Jamie. She

was, um, very much the girl about town.

We're going to lovely parties.

She really makes in a very sophisticated crowd.

OK, thank you. Oh, oh, I'm going to introduce you. Come with me.

Anyway,

have you met Jane?

Hello there.

Hi. She's from the north, so she knows all about rugby.

Outstanding. Thank you.

So you work with Ange? I do, yeah. So does the Queen sign your paychecks?

As a matter of fact, she does. Nice one.

These guys, I tell you, Jenny, they're mental.

Someone's abandoned their post.

Looks that way.

I guess we're trapped.

Had a good night?

Not particularly.

No, me neither.

I've decided I'm officially too old for nightclubs.

I'm Charles, by the way.

Jane.

Assuming we ever make our escape, could I possibly interest you in a nightcap?

Is he handsome?

Very. Well done. Come on.

Tell me everything.

Well, he is an executive at IBM, which he says is terribly dull, but he's

clearly very high -powered. And he's single?

At the moment.

He says he's a self -confessed romantic.

Doesn't see the point of getting involved with someone unless you think

going to go somewhere. Well, that's a good sign.

Because he's so sweet and funny.

And a good kisser. Oh, yeah.

And everything else.

Is that for tonight?

Oh, yes, ma 'am.

We thought it would work well with the black -painted court.

Oh, sounds good.

What's the matter? Don't you like it?

I just... I think it might be a bit old for you, ma 'am.

Maybe it's the cut.

Well, what would you suggest?

Perhaps something more fitted?

More vibrant colour?

There are several other options. Oh, what about that designer you showed me?

The one in vogue with the sequins. Can't we give him a call?

Of course, ma 'am, if that's what you'd like. Better yet, Jane could head down

there and pick something up.

I'd be happy to, ma 'am.

Right, then. Here's your chance.

Go and find me something fabulous.

Every time I look into your loving eyes... Well, she was absolutely in her

element. Dashing here and there, jumping into cabs, saying, Buckingham Palace,

please.

I mean, who wouldn't enjoy it?

All in here, please.

Thank you. Those over to the mirror.

Boxes in here.

I mean, the shoulders are great.

Seeing your shoulders.

Yeah, that worked.

Try one of the gloves on.

See, I like the gloves.

The leaves at the front.

That fits perfectly.

Very dramatic.

Give me that back. I need that back. I need that back.

Let me just try something.

Oh, yeah.

Woo!

Woo!

Oh, I thank you.

It is rather lovely, isn't it?

It's by a new young designer.

I always think that they just have it... What are you doing?

I just thought we might want to shorten the sleeves a touch.

They look all right to me.

They do.

It just always suits you so well when you show off your wrists.

Hmm. You might be right.

You're not out with your chap this evening?

Uh, no. No, not tonight.

Everything's still dreamy there?

Yes, he just had to work.

Well, don't let him go off the boil.

No? If I were you, I'd get a ring on that finger before he loses interest.

Men can be very fickle.

Yes, ma 'am.

Trading on the stock exchange opened cautiously. Oh, thanks.

A la mode, madame.

Thank you, darling.

What are we watching?

There's a new thing about bankers.

Oh, a bit of a Bachman's holiday.

Shall I find something else? No, no, no.

I realise this shows a lack of imagination, but I could...

happily poached eggs every day for the rest of my life.

I think I could, too.

If it was with you.

Really?

You wouldn't find it too dull?

They might need to scramble them on occasion, but on principle...

All right, then.

Agreed.

Your Auntie Kay's been such a tizzy.

I kept telling her the Duchess won't actually be coming.

Well, she didn't want to.

Just not by the protocol.

Wait till you see the presents you got me, though, Mum.

This beautiful cut glass bowl.

The same design as the glassware they use at the palace.

Well, she hopefully thinks very highly of you.

Like a princess.

Oh, princess.

You happy, love?

And, of course, she was terribly young when she got married.

She was only just starting out in her career.

Alexandra. Good Lord, we've been overrun.

I know.

There must be 20 who didn't RSVP.

Are we still all right for brochures? I kept a box in reserve.

Oh, aren't you clever.

Right, better see if our auctioneer has found his gavel.

Jane, don't look now, don't look now.

That's her new friend, the American.

But I thought Prince Andrew was coming tonight.

Canceled on the last minute.

So she'd line up a replacement.

Oh, she's playing with fire, she knows it.

We might as well put up a sign.

I very much feared that.

Had divorce written all over it. Well, let's stop polishing up our CVs.

When a household splits, it tends to be left in.

First out.

He says he's going to earn enough money so he can marry me.

I mean, can you imagine?

I keep telling him I don't give a damn about all that. I'd throw it all over in

a minute.

Oh, and while I remember, I want that pencil skirt for Tuesday.

The black denim one? He says it makes my ass look magnificent.

Great, ma 'am.

Oh, hey, I'll wear it when he takes me for lunch on Tuesday.

You're going out for lunch. Oh, why shouldn't we?

We're just two good friends sharing a meal. Nothing to see here.

Isn't it a bit of a risk?

Oh, for God's sake, Jane.

I thought you of all people would understand.

You know what it's been like. I've been beaten down so I felt completely dead

inside. And now I feel alive.

Wonderfully, gloriously alive.

And believe me, that's worth any risk.

There's a life without passion.

Well, that's no life at all.

Oh, there was a party.

So she doesn't care who she is then?

Well, would it be the end of the world?

What do you mean?

Well, say she did leave Andrew for this American chap. He could always do

something else.

What are you talking about?

I'm just saying you could find something a bit less all -consuming.

It's only a job, after all. Only a job?

Hmm. It's not only a job.

She relies on me.

I am the only one looking out for her.

And she understands me. We're friends. Without her, I have no one.

What am I, chopped liver? Oh, for fuck's sake, Charles, you know what I mean.

All right, all right, all right, little girl. No need to get upset.

That just meant we could have a bit more of an ordinary life.

I don't want an ordinary life!

You have to remember she'd come from nothing and she'd made a lovely life for

herself. Then you took enormous pride in her job. She was very good at it.

Totally loyal.

Very discreet. I think she spent so much time with the bloody royals, she

started to think she was one of them.

Her devotion to the Duchess was really quite extreme. She practically

the ground she walked on.

Frankly, I found it a bit much.

Her Majesty knew everything about the American and me.

Where we met, what we...

She said I'm to cease all contact

immediately before I bring grace on the family.

What are you going to do, ma 'am?

The truth is...

I don't know how much longer I can do this.

It feels like death.

But to make that change, to throw everything over and strike out on my

don't know that I have the strength.

You are the strongest person I know, ma 'am.

You realize it'll mean leaving everything behind.

The minute I say the word, I'll be out of my ear persona non grata.

I mean, I'll have my girlies and they'll still be protected, but the

rest, I'll have to let everyone go.

It'll just be you and me, Jane.

Assuming you'll stand by me.

Always, ma 'am.

You're laid back.

You hungry?

Not really, no.

Shall I just get something for myself, then?

Do whatever you want.

Sarah and I have an early start.

Of course, if you're trying to reach Jane, you do know who you should talk

Come.

We appreciate you giving up your time like this, ma 'am.

Not at all. The least I can do.

Although I honestly have to say, I can't believe it.

Jane.

She was always so...

The last thing I would have expected.

No, I'm sure, ma 'am.

Anyway, this shouldn't take long.

Right.

What exactly do you want me to do?

Jane, it's Sarah, the Duchess of York.

The police need to talk to you, so if you get this message, please,

you must come forward and help them.

I know you must be afraid.

But it's really the only thing you can do.

Oh, Jane.

You've been through so much together, you and I.

However did it come to this?