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Hey, sweetie. How's it going?

Hey, Mom.

Hey, so I had a chance to talk to your dad. I know you've been wanting me to do

that.

And, uh, she can move in.

Really? Yeah.

You mean that?

Yes. Are you happy?

Yeah. Good. Me too, because I really like her.

Um, there are some rules, though, right?

You know, you've got to clean up after yourselves, do your own laundry.

Yeah, I told you that's fine. All right.

And you can pitch in, hop out with groceries sometimes, please.

Yeah, no, that's totally fine.

All right.

And just try to keep it down in the bedroom, all right?

Wow.

All right?

Yeah, of course. I know where you guys are. Come on.

All right?

Okay. Okay.

Deal? My girlfriend can move in?

Yeah, she can move in.

Okay, awesome.

Like... Whenever she's ready, yeah.

Okay. Like tomorrow?

You guys take care of things. Yeah, get your room set up.

Okay. Thanks, Mom.

No problem, Mom.

Hey, Mom.

Hey. Hey, I picked up...

Some water and some of the snacks.

Aw.

Nice. Thank you. Yeah, I just went by the store the other day, so I figured,

like, I could get some stuff.

That's good.

Things seem to be working out so far, no?

Yeah. Okay.

Good, good.

Yeah, Ashley loves it here, so.

Yeah. You know, the other day she actually asked to borrow, like, a skirt

had. She didn't have, like, her work or whatever.

And I pulled up a couple things. It's just kind of weird that, you know, like,

we were the same size.

She was trying on my stuff, and, like, everything fit her just like it fits me.

It was weird.

We were, like, trying a few things, and, like, what's the same size?

And, like, I don't know. Anyway.

Oh. Yeah, like, she was even barring me makeup and stuff. Like, we have the same

skin color and whatnot.

I just thought it was kind of weird.

Yeah, it was kind of crazy.

So, anyway, I was thinking of, I'm going to make a roast tonight for you guys.

Sound good?

Oh. Yeah, I mean, like, that would be cool, Mom, but, like, we're both going

be, like, out probably.

Like, I'm going to Dave's, like, having a birthday party thing, so I'm probably

going to stay out at his place tonight. Like, we're going to go out, and I'm

probably not going to be coming back tonight.

I'll just come back tomorrow.

And then Ashley's, like, having this, like, girls' night out thing with some

her friends, so she might come back, but, like, But probably not.

Oh. But it would probably, like, roll away if she... So neither one of you...

Okay, you know your dad's out of town, right? That's why I'm going to make

for you guys. It was just going to be the three of us.

Yeah, no. So nobody's going to be here tonight.

Yeah, no.

All right.

I get the house to myself.

Woo -hoo!

Yeah.

All right, no problem.

Okay.

All right, well, I'll see you later, okay? All right.

Okay.

Thank you.

What are you doing in my room?

What are you doing in my

room, Mom?

Baby, what are you doing?

The AC.

I thought you were Dad.

What are you doing?

Baby.

What do you mean, AC?

The AC's not working.

I decided to come home, like, early.

It looked just like... like Ashley's. It was hot in here.

Your room was the coolest place to be.

I don't... What did we do? What did we do? Why is it so big?

What were we... You were just inside me. You were just inside me.

Yeah, I'm like... Ashley likes it when I just... Okay, okay, okay, okay.

So your dad does the same thing.

I don't know what to do.

Okay.

Oh, fuck. I don't know what to do.

What have we done? What have we done?

It's okay, Mom.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

It was just like an accident, you know?

Yes.

Like, it was just an accident.

Thank you.

It's too hot.