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I wish I still had my dresser.

Now it's just gone.

It's gone.

I don't even have it anymore.

- Damn right. - [knocking]

Uh, yeah?

- [Julia] - Yeah?

Hello.

Um, hey, what's up?

I have a question, but I don't want you to make it weird or anything.

Okay, um...

Why don't you come here and talk to me?

But I need you to be serious, like...

It's already, like, weird enough that I'm asking you this, but...

I can't ask my mom and your dad, like...

It's gonna be even weirder.

Okay, what's going on?

I mean, you can talk to me.

Well, you know, I'm growing up.

The birds and the bees.

And I'm trying to practice safe sex.

Um, wait, you're having sex already? Is that a condom?

Well, yeah, I mean, I'm a girl, I'm a teen, like...

I'm growing up.

We all have sex.

Okay, when did you start doing this?

I just started, but that's why I have this question, like...

I don't know how to use condoms.

I've tried to put it on my dildos.

You have dildos?

Yeah!

Are you serious?

Yeah, doesn't every girl have a dildo?

Um, I guess, but it's just weird hearing it

come from you, because you're my stepsister.

Well, yeah, but that's, like, life, like, I'm sure you jerk off, too.

Yeah, I jerk off, but I don't have dildos.

That'd be weird.

Well, I mean, that's, like, the female equivalent.

Oh, yeah.

Anyways, I want you to show me how to use a condom.

I want to practice safe sex.

I don't want to catch anything.

I don't want to get sick.

I want to be safe.

Well, what, you just take it out and, you know?

But, like, I don't know.

I've already tried on my dildos.

Like, I don't get it.

It's too hard.

Well, I could tell you how, but, like, I think it would be better if I showed you.

Showed me how?

Are you going to put it on one of my dildos?

Um, no, I don't want to touch one of those.

That'd be a little weird.

Um, I don't know.

No, it's fine.

Like, you probably wouldn't know.

Just spit it out.

I'm being so serious.

Like, I want someone to show me how.

Like, I don't care what I have to do.

I just want to know how to use a condom.

Okay, well, look, I mean, I think it would be better if you just, like, used my dick

and I just, like, showed you and you can, like, practice on me.

Like, use your dick as a dildo?

Sure, yeah.

But, like, it's the real thing.

So, it'd be better practice.

But, you're my stepbrother.

Like, wouldn't that be really weird?

Like, what if they found out?

What if our parents found out?

Look, it's just, like, scientifically.

You know what I mean?

Like, it's not like I'm having you, like, jerk me off or, like, I don't know.

Just, like, weird shit.

It's just to feel it inside me.

Not even the...

I didn't even say that.

Oh.

I'm just saying, like, just to put the condom on to, like, learn how.

Okay.

Yeah, I think we can do that without it being weird.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

I don't want you to feel, like, funny or anything.

I mean, no.

I'm, like, so serious and I don't know who else to ask.

I can't...

I don't know any guy who will let me put

this on them and, like, practice with them.

And you're very knowledgeable.

Like, I think you could show me how.

Well, yeah.

I don't want it to be, like, weird or anything.

I'm just...

No, I mean...

I'm just trying to be, like, a good, you

know, older stepbrother in your life, I guess.

And just so you don't do the wrong things.

Yeah.

Yeah, I would appreciate that.

Okay.

Well, I mean, I guess you could start by taking it out.

What?

Is it already hard?

No.

It's just like that all the time.

Wow, stepbrother.

I didn't know you had a pretty big dick.

Um, that's so weird to say.

It's definitely bigger than my dildos.

Really?

So, what do I do?

Um, you just pull the dick up.

Okay.

And then I'll put it on it.

And roll it down.

Gently.

Down the whole thing.

There you go.

All the way.

There you go.

Yeah, see?

That's how you...

Is it on all the way?

I mean, you can just, like, kind of, like, stroke

it a second to make sure it's all the way on there.

Does it feel like it's nice and tight on there?

I think so.

Okay, well, that's how you put a condom on.

I want to know how it would feel inside.

What do you mean, feel inside?

Like, well, I mean, I'm probably going to be using condoms pretty

often, so I'd like to know what a condom on a dick feels like inside me.

Okay, so, um, what are you saying?

Well, I mean, like, not to make it weird, but...

Can I put it inside me?

Are you serious?

Well, yeah.

You're my step-sister.

But it's like you said, like, this is for science.

Yeah?

Like, I'm going to have to know how, like, when I

start having sex with people, I have to know this.

You wouldn't want to have sex with, like, a prude.

Right? I mean, I guess it's just, like, biology.

Yeah, like, this is just, like, an experiment.

Okay, well, yeah, let's experiment.

Yeah.

Oh.

Mm.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Mm.

Mm.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Mm.

What do you think?

I guess it feels okay.

Keep going.

Ah.

Mm.

Ah.

Ah.

Mm.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Mm.

Ah.

Ah.

Mm.

Ah.

Ah.

Mm.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

Oh.

It's getting kind of hot in here.

Oh.

Oh.

I

Don't really like how condoms feel.

I

Don't know. I feel like it would be way more enjoyable without the condom.

Like I feel like it's I mean like I feel like it's

defeating the purpose of having sex like this is a natural.

It's like a gross balloon.

Oh, oh my god, that's way better.

Yeah, way better.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I

It's even way better sucking it without the condom.

I think we should try another position.

Why don't you take that off the whole thing.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck, fuck.

Oh fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck, oh fuck.

I'm gonna throw it back.

Oh

[heavy moaning and panting]

[Julia laughs softly]

[Julia] Uh, fuck!

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Oh, FUUUUCK!

[both moaning]

Fuck, I'm gonna cum!

[orgasmic moaning]

[Joshua] How about that for teaching a lesson?

That was pretty good!