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Hello?

Hello?

Is Christina there?

No, she's not available.

May I take a message?

Yeah.

I guess sorry.

I'm a friend of hers from a

group.

I go.

I'm her.

Kit?

Look.

number. Oh she goes to a group. Look I shouldn't have just tell her that Charlie

called and I will do exactly that Charlie once you tell me what kind of group

we're talking about. That's not the NAA. I don't know you sound exactly like she

describes you. She talks about me in group. Look I don't think I can really

talk about that. What did you say about me? Well she loves you very much. Oh what

does she love about me? Okay well she loves that you're creative. You love art

and TV and movies. Okay well lots of people love movies. Yeah but she says you

love scary movies and that you guys have that in common. She's proud of making a

fan out of you. She is? Yeah she told me the other day she wonders what's your

favorite scary movie. The Babadook. It's an amazing meditation on mother and

grief. Isn't that a little fancy pants? Well it's elevated horror. What does that

mean elevated horror? You know it's like scary but with complex emotional

and thematic underpinnings. It's not just some squawky tees, gosh nonsense with

wall to wall them scares. Hmm that sounds kind of boring to me. Have you ever seen

Stab? Once I think and it's over when I was like 12. You live in woodsboro and

you don't know Stab. Well your mother loves that movie. She talks about it all the

time in group. How well do you remember the original? I don't know. It was like

super 90s. It's like really over good and everyone got weird hair. Do you remember

the beginning? Not really. When you started with the kill scene right there

always started with the kill scene. Yeah that's right. That's right. It's a girl at

home alone. She answered her wrong number and starts talking with the killer who

makes her play a game. Would you like to play a game? Dara.

Systems aren't.

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Members looking particularly fetching tonight.

She really shouldn't leave her phone lying around for anyone to clone.

What do you want?

I told you. I want to play a game.

Stab movie trivia. Three rounds. You call the cops. She dies.

You get a question wrong. She dies. Her parents aren't home.

I can be in that room in 15 seconds.

You want to warm up question?

I told you I don't know in these movies!

I don't ask people to think I do. I speak about it follows.

Ask me about hereditary. Ask me about the witch.

In the first stab movie, what would your own native

would introduce as the franchise's main character?

Princess Lenny Prescott.

Lenny Prescott and she lived on her own.

Correct. You see you're going to degrade at this.

Okay. Question one.

No, no, no, no. I got that one right. It's a kill.

Anyone could have gotten that one right.

Sydney's in every movie, but the last one.

Question one. Who wrote the original book

that the stab movies are based on?

Um, the, the chick from TV.

The chick from TV is not going to cut it, Tara.

Oh, girl, whether it's...

It's Gail, whether it's your motherfucker!

Correct. Amber might live to see the sunrise.

Question two. Who played the dumb bitch at the beginning of stab one

who answers the phone and gets carved up by the killer?

Fuck you!

Is that the answer you're going with?

A non-answer counts as a wrong answer, Tara.

Time's running out.

T-t-top.

T-top.

T-top.

T-top.

T-top.

T-top.

T-top.

T-top.

Amber Graham!

Correct. You pulled that one out, now for the final question.

Who was the killer in stab one?

Oh, I know what this movie's about.

It's Billy Loomis.

It's Billy Loomis and he was Sydney's boyfriend and he was played by Loomis and the guy caught

you asshole.

I got it!

I got it right!

Oh, I'm sorry Tara, but that's just not correct.

What?

No, no, no, no, it is!

It is at his right.

The correct answer is Billy Loomis and Stu Mocker.

There are two killers in the original stab.

I'm afraid someone's gonna die now.

No, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

You're coming!

Get out!

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What?

This is an intense fire.

Oh my God!!!!

Joane.

Joane.

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I'm going to get you.

I'm going to get you.

Ahhhhi bully.

Aaah.

Aaah.

Aaah.

Ahhhh.

Aaah.

That thing.

Back again for the arm, they don't think it's any less.

But then through the crowd, they gon' tell me down.

Straight to the phone, they get way up again.

Tell me, get them, then I got them.

Yeah, I got them.

And then I pop up to the way I want.

Just so highly, they all feel the burn down.

You be praying in my eyes, you be in it bright.

Got me pushing dirty buzzin'.

And I need it all night.

Excuse me, miss.

What's your mistake?

You're a boner pill.

It's not gonna hit up now.

You are not gonna be cursed.

No, no.

You okay?

Yeah.

You don't have to check on me all the time, I'm not breakable.

Yeah, this I know.

Yeah.

Damn.

Hey, what's going on?

Uh, Tara was attacked.

What?

She's alive, but in bad shape.

She was stabbed.

She made it through surgery, and the doctor said it went well.

She's resting now.

I know you guys aren't in the best terms, but...

I'm on my way.

She's gonna be okay soon.

We'll see you soon.

Hey, wait, Wes.

Yeah?

Do they know if we did this?

It's probably better if you just come here.

Wes.

She said it was someone in a fucking ghost face mask.

My sister was attacked.

I gotta go.

Wait, wait, wait.

I don't go with you.

No, no, no, no, Sam.

Please.

Okay.

Okay.

Yes.

I've answered answers from the minor that all flaps and the whole activity are cancelled while using public safety news.

I was, um...

She's coming?

Yeah.

Watch everything get worse.

Listen, all I'm saying is with everything going on right now, I think it's time we take our relationship to the next post-internet level.

You want me to accept his time like bam or what?

It's the smartest option with a would-be killer on the boost.

You know, it's got who I am, and I know exactly where you are.

Oh, you're stalking me like a jealous boyfriend.

Why, even you can stalk me like a jealous boyfriend.

Yeah?

It's because he's not having sex yet.

You actually bring up a very good point.

Not that I want to sound like a stereotypical jock trying to get these girlfriends panned.

Don't do it.

There's a spike-o out there.

You make yourself harder to find.

The lead social media, tape over your phone camera, disables you, P.S.

Ah, yes, thank you very much, Edward Snowden.

Actually, your mother just interrogated me about Tara's attempted murder, which was very fun.

This church is dancing to everybody.

I mean, ghost race is back.

The press still isn't going to ghost race.

The mom is the one who calls the panic.

I looked it out by the second or third killing.

She did.

It's Mindy.

There wasn't a first killing.

There's a lot of steam, and I used to critique dill dye.

What the fuck?

Where'd the killer come back for her?

Fuck.

Mindy, come on.

I was telling you, farm up, okay?

Pepper spray, check.

Paser, check.

Throw up on a palette?

Yeah.

Yes, thank you.

Is that?

Thanks.

Wait, did people go up the top way last summer?

Yeah, he worked with me and Tara.

He worked with Tara?

He worked with Tara?

He's been stalking my Instagram the last couple weeks, posting the creepy-ish shit.

Probably time to introduce him, the Hobbes and Shaw.

Maybe not the best I did in front of Tara.

Looks like he's leaving.

Thanks to any of his boys.

Yeah.

And Tara says she fought back hard.

He's got bruises.

It's a football practice.

No.

Tara's awake.

She just texted.

I'm in the roster.

Yeah.

Oh, I can't, but I'll meet you guys later.

All right.

She gets a remember feel.

It's actually never seen stabbed.

You've never seen stabbed?

Not even the one that came out last year.

I mean, I've never seen down with the wind either, but I don't consider it like a huge hole in less cinematic education.

Most of the stab movies are based on things that happened here.

To find things.

Things like a guy named Billy Loomis and his friend carved up a bunch of high school kids while wearing this Halloween ghost mask.

You mean like Halloween?

No.

Not like in Halloween.

Oh.

Sounds a lot like Halloween.

All right.

It's a little like Halloween.

I'm okay.

And every decade or so, some idiot gets the bright idea to put on the mask, kill his friends, and get famous too.

Last time it happened was in 2011.

We came here voluntarily.

Well, we gotta make sure Tara's okay.

Right.

Yes, of course.

I gotta make sure we don't get sliced up by some lunatic who's stopped right in the 13th and saw it.

You know what?

That Jason guy.

We got some pretty solid ideas.

Can I just ask you one question now?

Yeah.

Do you have any idea why someone wearing that mask would want to kill your sister?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Yeah, that was it.

Yeah.

That was it.

You want to?

Yeah.

You want to?

Yeah.

You want to?

No.

How are you feeling?

You're James?

Of course I came.

This is my boyfriend, Richard.

So nice to meet you.

I'm so sorry for the truth.

Thank you for calling.

Of course.

Look at your hair.

Yeah.

I like it.

Neither Chad and Mindy, the twins, and Wes.

I used to babysit them all.

But I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I used to babysit them all.

This is always how I like to be administered.

And Amber, hey.

Hi.

Nice to see you.

Hi.

Um, Richie.

Hi, where's Mom?

She's not at a conference in London.

She called me earlier.

Yeah.

After all of 10 minutes.

Uh, look, guys, Tara's really tired.

Maybe we should just give her some space.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Not you, but we'll be in a minute.

I know.

She knows.

Yeah.

Not you, Skunk.

You want this thing?

Okay?

What's the rest?

Yeah.

You're all okay.

I've been suffering with you.

I could sleep here tonight.

I really like that.

Okay?

Did you have your extra anywhere?

Yeah, I'll be fine.

Okay.

Hi.

Okay, I'll just be right outside.

Thank you.

Bye.

Bye.

Thank you.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

What's up?

I'm fine.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's what she like.

What's this girl?

What's Sam?

Sam is so cool.

You only say that because you let you wear Pokémon onesies to bed for a year.

That's true.

The truth is that you're not.

That's true to me.

Sam is not old.

The dialogue that your mom wrote.

Walks write out when Terrace A. Simms, their team.

Simms started acting out.

Getting in trouble with the cops.

And then on Sim's 18th birthday she leaves.

Ghost the month.

Maybe Sam has changed.

I just don't want to see Tara hurt again.

So what?

You're protecting Tara from his sister?

No.

Someone asked you.

So no guys are good enough for her and now her family's off limits too.

Motive if I can't have no one chance.

We all know you have a crush on Tara.

Okay come on Mindy.

But we're all suspects.

That may be lit.

Thank you.

You're way too boring to be a psycho.

You're lit.

You want real drink?

Or you have to stay there as cute as table.

Alright hey listen up.

Ugly or Michael Myers.

It was the summer fling.

Alright I meant nothing.

So how's that talking to you?

Oh fuck you care who you're talking.

Let's go.

Don't you fuck him.

Talk about it.

Don't you hear your guy man?

What?

Get out of here.

I'm pulling the cops.

Don't.

I'll see you soon as we are.

Man fuck you.

You can sue.

Let's go.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck it!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

That's you pretty boy!

Pah!

Get out of my fucking car!

There's been a whole year just been getting so bad that I won't be a single thing that can do.

That's a good thing.

That's a good thing.

That's a good thing.

There's been a whole year just been getting so bad that I won't be a single thing that can do it.

Hey!

You only not to stop the cold, Dennis, Pat, it's got a plan to survive and die often by a stone.

Hey!

You okay?

Yeah.

Just a bad dream.

What are you watching?

Oh, uh, stabs on Netflix.

What?

I want to be prepared.

I don't know how to find something to eat.

Yeah, okay.

You got a lot of money.

How you doing, Sam?

Hmm.

Anticyclic aren't working as well as they're used to, are they?

Fuck you.

You can't run from over your arms, Sam.

I'm just trying to help.

Hey, when are you going to tell her why all this is happening?

Hello.

Hello, Samantha.

Who is this?

Someone who knows your little family secret.

You're the fuck who hurt my sister?

Oh, she's not the only one I'm going to hurt.

I had to get you to come back here somehow.

Didn't I?

You want to fuck with me, asshole?

I'm right here.

Come and get me.

With pleasure.

Have fun.

No.

No!

Stop doing this.

Stop doing this.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

You don't have any help.

I need to try to kill me.

I need to go.

What's going on?

You're okay.

Somebody tries to kill me on the Brace Crew.

I've got a body outside a bar on me and then you get attacked here.

You said the call came from Amber's number?

So we know he called my phone before when he attacked Tara.

Or, and um, I'm just bit bawling here. You're the killer.

And where were you when all this happened?

I was watching Netflix.

Oh, yeah. Super solid alibi, bro.

So where were you?

I was questioning Amber and her friends at the Sheriff station.

Yeah, I came as soon as I heard. But you know, the Netflix alibi is good too.

Oh, did he stop it?

You're gonna put more cops on a room, right?

Yes. And I can move you to a private floor.

Deputy Vincent knows what he's doing. You'll be safe.

Like we've been so far?

Samantha, listen up outside.

Miss, see you, Deputy Hicks.

So many fun memories.

It's Tara Hicks. I remember you too.

And all the trouble used to cause your family.

Your presence here is not helping.

So maybe when the sun comes up, you and your boyfriend can hit the road and leave it to people who actually care about this community.

Mr. Eber means a delight.

You okay?

Um, would you mind giving us a second? I need to talk to Tara.

Come on Netflix, let's go.

Do you remember when Dad left?

Part, sure.

It was, eh, I don't know what that has to do with anything.

It has to do with it.

Do you remember how mom used to keep those boxes up in the attic?

Well, it was up there once.

When I was 13, looking for Christmas presents.

And I found these old diaries that you kept from high school.

See, I'm gonna just please.

I just, I have to do this.

So I found these old diaries.

And I knew it was wrong, but I read some anyway because mom got pregnant with me in high school and I thought it could be cool to find out how she and Dad got together.

How romantic it must have been.

So I read some.

Only it wasn't romantic.

Mom was dating Dad, but she was in love with this other guy and he got her pregnant.

She told Dad it was his and that's why he proposed senior year.

She had my, you talked about.

And I'm sitting there in this attic.

And I'm 13.

And I just found out my dad isn't my dad.

So I go find mom in her bedroom and I'm screaming at her and driving this diary in her face.

And I didn't even realize that Dad was standing right behind me.

He didn't know.

He found out right then from me.

He left at night.

I'm the reason he left.

Mom never forgave me.

And she made me promise never to tell you because you were so young.

And that's why I changed and I got distant and weird with you.

And I went out and started doing every drug that I could get my hands on my face until I couldn't take it anymore and I left out.

I just couldn't be around you anymore Tara.

Not only because I destroyed our family that night, but because those diaries told me who my real father was.

It was Billy Blue Miss and somebody knows.

And I think that's why you better hurt.

I'm so fucking sorry that I never told you and then I ran away.

I'm so scared.

Tara.

You're going for five years.

Five whole years and then I get stabbed and you want to come back and you want to drop all this shit on me?

I swear I thought I was protecting me from one.

The truth?

No.

No.

Sam.

Please, Tara.

I need you to get the fuck out.

Sam.

Sam.

Please.

Get the fuck out.

Hey.

Okay.

It's me.

Are you listening at the door?

No.

Of course not.

Okay.

Yeah, I was listening at the door.

It doesn't freak you out.

Hey.

I'm so sorry.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey, hey.

Hey.

Hey, it's me.

Are you listening at the door?

No, no.

Of course not.

doesn't freak you out.

But my real father was a serial killer.

I mean, yeah.

A great deal, yeah.

Okay, well then go. I get it.

I just gotta stay and figure it out.

I'm not losing you here Sam.

You know that part in horror movies where you wanna yell at the characters to be smart and get the fuck out?

This is that part Richie.

You should get the fuck out.

You understand?

I love you.

You're such a dumbass.

Such a dumbass.

So, if this is your one talk to you,

the police aren't gonna help.

What's our next move?

We don't talk to an expert.

I have a second move.

I have a second move.

I have a second move.

I have a second move.

I have a second move.

I have a second move.

Good morning. I'm Gail Weathers.

Before we dive in, I wanna tell you a little story that happened on the way into the studio this morning.

I stopped to get the information.

I have already entered the studio.

Go away!

And, burn a bottle of you, Mr. Riley.

We just wanna ask you a few questions.

I helped his interview.

Oh, we're not looking for an interview.

Give me one good reason why I should talk to you.

I'm Billy Loomis' daughter.

That's the terrible reason for me to talk to you.

My name is Samantha Carpenter.

I was attacked last night at the hospital.

The night before that, my sister was stabbed seven times.

I know you know what that's like.

I'm just trying to protect my family.

Five minutes.

That's all I'm asking.

I'll give you two minutes.

I'm missing a show and a make.

Thanks again.

Someone's staging interview.

Gail Weathers, weren't you two...

Yeah.

Who's he?

This is Richie, my boyfriend.

How long have you been on him?

Six months.

Did you know your dad was when you met?

Express any interest in Woodsboro or the ghost-based killings?

What the hell are you talking about?

You're killer and obsessed with the stab movies, right?

Well, there's certain rules to survive into stab movies.

Believe me, I know.

Rule number one, never trust the love interest.

There's here's sweet, caring, supportive, and then welcome to Act Three where they're trying to rip your head off.

I was with Sam in Modesto when Tara was attacked.

Let me guess, you were just in the other room conveniently unaccounted for when she was attacked at the hospital.

Okay, do I have to take this from shitty Sam Elliott over here or what?

Rule number two, killers motive is always connected to something in the past.

I'm related to Billy.

Right, but then why kill the random Vince guy?

That's for you to figure out.

Rule number three, and this is the most important rule.

The first victim always has a friend group that the killer is a part of.

Does your sister have a close-knit group of friends?

Yeah, she does.

Then look for the killer there.

If you can find out why they're doing this, you can figure out who's in accident.

So help us. Help us figure out who's behind this.

He kidding me, I've been stabbed nine times. I've got permanent nerve damage in a fun little limp.

You think I want to do that again?

You just said it always goes back to the past, right?

So if I'm in danger, that means you're in danger.

Come on, let's do this together.

Your time's up.

Yeah, he's way more fun in the movie.

Hey, what's next?

A friend.

Thanks a lot for that, Kevin.

Coming up after our local weather, the pros and cons of reuniting with old friends.

Hello?

Excited to me.

Do we?

Oh my God, how long have you been...

I'm just a little bit nervous.

I'm just a little nervous.

Hello?

Excited to me.

Do we?

Oh my God, how long have you been...

I'm just trying to get a run-in before I take the girls to school. How are you?

I'm good, really good. How are you? How smart?

I think I'll keep him. How are things in the sheriff's business?

They're fine.

Have you talked to Gayle in?

No, not in a couple years.

I know things in N. Well, these are his friends.

I heard it's happening again.

What are you talking about?

Some idiot in a ghostly's mask. Three attacks so far. One dead.

Something about this one just feels different.

You okay?

Fine, you know me.

Yeah, I do. That's why I'm asking.

I'm fine.

I just...

I just want you to be safe up there. Do you have a gun?

I'm a Sydney fucking Prescott. Of course I have a gun.

Good. That's good.

Gayle now?

No, she's my next cop.

But Sid, promise me.

No matter what you hear, what you say on the news, don't come here.

No offense. Do I have no intention of setting foot in that town again?

Do we?

Whoever this killer is after, I'm glad they have you to protect them.

You'd be safe, okay?

We'll do.

It's good to hear your voice.

You too, Sid.

Come on. You're taking out that toy.

Uh-huh.

Probably should not start to smiley-faced.

Oh, sure he can.

I've decided to temporarily assist you in your investigation.

Thank you.

Love just because that guy should have a gun.

How do you know so much about the settlers?

What was it about?

Randy was our uncle.

All right, Pete.

He said to bring everybody in.

Hey.

Ooh.

My brother would be so proud.

Hey, Martha.

Julie, hi.

You look.

Yeah.

How's the right?

We're good. Thank you.

All right, kids. Have fun.

I asked Mindy to call everybody here because...

There's something I have to tell you.

So let me get this straight.

You're saying that you're the daughter of Billy Loomis,

and what, that one of us is the killer?

The killer told me he knew my secret.

He attacked Tara to lure me back here.

But then why immediately go and murder some douche nozzle that was stalking Liv?

Why does that have to be one of us?

What about that video to be here?

Maybe he's the killer.

No offense.

None taken, but what's my motive?

You got stabbed a billion times, got dumped by your famous wife,

and crawled into a bottle.

I think it's safe to stay. You're on the suspect list.

Well, maybe you're the killer.

Because that cut did you.

That douche nozzle is connected.

I googled him as mom as Leslie Mocker.

Stu Mocker's sister.

Who's Stu Mocker?

Oh my gosh.

Billy Loomis is accomplished.

Real.

We'll need to.

Okay. Okay.

So the first three attacks are all on people related to the original killers.

Oh my God, he's making a recoil.

What?

Or a legacy of cool fans are torn on the terminology.

Please speak English.

Okay. Remember the Arab movie that came out last year?

Oh yeah, the one that knives our guy, Dr. Brad.

I don't actually really like that one.

Of course you did. You have terrible taste.

I hate you.

The point is, the hardcore stab fans hated it.

You go on 4chan and dread it.

All they're talking about is how stab a pissed on their childhoods,

how they crammed in social commentary just to make it elevated,

how the main character is a Mary Sue.

What's a Mary Sue?

You really don't want to know.

What's wrong with elevated horror?

I mean, Jordan feels fucking cool.

Obviously, but that's not stab.

Real stab movies are meta slasher who done it.

Full stop.

Come on, it's just a movie.

No, it's not.

To some people, the original is their favorite thing in the world.

The movie that made them love horror, that mom or dad showed them

when they returned, that bonded them together.

And God help anyone who's slightly fucked with that special memory

who makes a movie they think disrespects it.

It sounds like our killer is writing his own version of stab 8,

but doing it as a recoil.

Which is...

See, you can't just reboot a franchise from scratch anymore.

The fans won't stand for it.

Black Christmas, child's play, flatliners.

That shit doesn't work.

But you can't just do a straight sequel either.

You gotta build something new, but not too new,

or the internet goes bug fucking nuts.

It's gotta be part of an ongoing storyline,

even if the story shouldn't have been ongoing in the first place.

New main characters, yes, but supported by and related to legacy characters.

Not quite a reboot, not quite a sequel, like the new Halloween Saw,

Terminator, Jurassic Park, Ghostbusters, fuck you.

The new Ghostbusters, fuck even Star Wars.

It always, always goes back to the original.

Are you telling me that I'm caught in the middle of fan fucking fiction?

Not just in the middle of the stand.

Or the star.

So, not to put too fine a point on it.

But, according to recoil rules...

It was an accident.

Going by the pattern,

whoever it is has to be connected to someone that came before.

I'm starting to regret coming here.

My mom is character-ing with it.

No one cares about the shitty inferior sequels left, your safe.

With Randy as our uncle though, you and I are probably screwed.

Wait, what?

For You're the killer and this whole elaborate monologue is just to cover your tracks.

I think it's pretty clear who the killer is at this point.

Who?

You?

It makes perfect recoil sense.

That actually does make a lot of sense.

Yeah.

Fuck this.

Meet you back at the motel.

Sam, wait. Sam, wait.

The first fucking movies movie that don't split up!

The nerve of that girl, right?

Really? Not in the mood right now.

Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.

There is the killer on the loose.

He's threatening you, he's threatening your sister.

Are you gonna run away from who you are like you always do?

Or are you gonna use it?

I'm not like you.

Really?

And how else are you gonna survive?

I say, except who you are, let's get out there, find out who's doing this.

And cut some fucking throat!

No!

Hmm.

An extra edamame.

Please.

Thank you.

I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Bye.

Got you, Tiger?

No.

Aah!

I just need you.

Are you guys safe out there, honey?

It's a good point that all my friends block me.

Good boy.

What's for dinner?

Thank you. I was just leaving to pick it up.

Oh, you want to eat your food please?

Oh, I guess I'll leave by the time it's here.

I know you hate that.

Go take a shower, I'll be back soon.

Can you put the clue for me?

Yes.

No.

Thank you.

Have you?

Off the door.

I will.

Hello, Sarah.

Shoot.

Who is this?

I think you know I'm a fan of scary movies and knives.

What's your favorite scary movie?

I prefer animated films and musicals.

Why are you doing that?

I'll tell you all about it. I'm going to turn myself in.

That's a great idea.

We'll sit down at the station and I'll tell you all about the two people I killed.

You've only killed one person.

By the time I see you, I've got it. Your baby boy.

It's a pick-up one.

It's a pick-up one.

It's a pick-up one.

This is Sheriff Hicks. I need unit to convert on my house.

Eat that.

Doctor.

Can't get him on the phone. Can't get heat.

I must be busy.

I don't know if I know you're in a very very dear head.

Ever seen the movie? I go.

Please.

Don't hurt my boy.

Why not?

It's a good kid.

Easy now.

Did they recruit anyone?

It's not enough fun.

Who did you? I'll be wet today.

You're not going to make it in time.

Sheriff duty.

Well, well, well, well, well, well.

help me.

I'm driving pain.

Stop.

Gar Bull's in Hairedire.

Terry Presschka.

Dad.

You deserved any coming back.

Hey.

Get away.

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Go! It took me some luck, Lars!

Yes, it took me a...

Sir, what?

05

No.

No good bug!

It says you can't be here.

Excuse me.

Oh my God.

You're... well, you're you.

Last time I checked.

You okay? You seem like you're having a bit of a moment.

Did you know this, Sheriff?

Sort of.

She didn't like me very much.

She didn't really like me either.

Um, I'm Samantha. Sam. Carpenter.

My sister and I were attacked.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

I'm Gail.

Yeah.

Riley.

Weather's... Gail, Weather's... Excuse me.

I'm not going to say it's fine.

I'm not going to say it's fine.

You're the text.

Ow! Tell me the killer is back in the text!

I have to have heard.

It's good!

Did you run away?

How do you know?

Hunter?

You look good.

You still writing?

No time.

You're always happy when you were writing.

Sir, it's okay. We're here with you.

Couldn't resist a good story, could you?

Don't be an idiot, Dewey.

I'm here because I was worried about you.

Okay, yes.

My producers wanted me to cover this for obvious reasons,

but 90% is because of you.

What, feel 90% better?

Don't be so sensitive.

It's when did you care about my feeling?

Hey!

Especially not in the last couple years.

Listen, let's not pretend I'm the one who ended this.

No one's pretending, Gail.

I remember what happened.

No.

Why aren't you in uniform?

Retired.

Since when?

Since they asked me to.

I don't need your pity, Gail.

I made my choices, so did you.

It was my turn. It was a great opportunity.

You said you'd try.

And I did.

For two whole months.

Listen, if you want to make me feel worse than I already do, good luck.

The mornings aren't so bad, because I get to see you pretend to still back there in New York.

Then I remember.

I could have hacked it.

I laughed in a little night.

Like a coward.

Why wouldn't you tell me that then?

It would have mattered.

You are a lot of pain, Siri.

But you are not a coward.

You did.

You're just reminte me in Woodsborough.

And you were?

You promised me to leave as soon as you'd share it.

You know I can't promise that.

I'm sorry about you, E.

Yeah, me too.

But you'll make a great chapter in your next vlog.

And don't even get me started on Ghost Face signature new weapon.

That's it.

And can we talk about the title?

Stab?

What, just like the original?

Just go on to tab eight.

It's fucking stab eight.

You're not ruling.

Any of these are just such bullshit.

Jesus Christ, where have you been?

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

You know how many girls wasn't getting stab eight is not like the other.

Richie, no connection to the other movies.

No legacy characters at all.

Maybe asking you if this whole franchise goes off the rails is number five.

Richie, listen to me.

He killed two more people.

Weston, his mother.

You killed the sheriff?

You can do that.

I mean, are you okay?

Where are you?

I'll call you right back.

No, stay up here.

We'll be out there looking for him.

Who's at the hospital?

Who's watching my sister?

Just heard about this parent.

They needed me here.

Where are you going?

My sister's in trouble.

I'm in North California.

There's been a big, just been moving me harder.

What are you waiting for?

Drive!

Come on, let's go!

The door is locked.

Yeah, we should check the door.

Join Casey, check the front door again.

You include the plastic.

Hey, where you going?

I'm going to check the two box out.

No, no, no.

I didn't know you were here.

Oh, you got it.

Hello?

Hello?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hello?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Cheer Him.

Yes?

Did you really be making a phone call right now?

You know we have to live through this to help her, right?

Hold on!

Oh God damn it!

Where did he go?

What are you doing here?

Sam called, she said that she was in trouble.

Did you remember the car?

Look at him!

Stop!

Stop!

Oh God!

Oh God!

Oh God!

Oh God!

Oh God!

Oh God!

Oh God!

Oh God!

Oh God!

Oh God!

Come on!

Help!

Help!

Oh God!

Help!

Oh God!

Oh God!

No!

Richie!

Are you at the hospital?

Hello, Samantha.

Richie can't come to the phone right now.

He's finding out what happens to people who stick that nose is in business

if it doesn't concern him.

Please don't hurt him.

I'll tell you what.

You can choose.

I'll only kill one.

What?

What?

Sarah!

Who do you want to hear?

Die.

No, please!

I'm begging you.

Please don't hurt them.

Really?

You can't save your own sister.

All you have to do is say,

kill Richie!

No!

No!

No!

No!

I'm sorry!

Please!

Please!

Please!

I'm begging you!

All the organs I missed last time.

Fuck you!

I'm begging you!

Please don't hurt her.

The last chance to save one...

Choose!

Why are we doing this?

Don't allow us, Cam.

Maybe it's because of yours, selfish bitch,

who can't even make it a sin to save the life so one you love.

Oh, wait.

Maybe you're too weak for this franchise.

Maybe you're up.

Oh, no!

Maybe I'm just going for time, fuckhead.

I'll get back!

Yeah!

Get back!

Alright, you want to...

It's okay.

I gotcha.

Alright.

You'll let me be alright.

Get me out!

I'm just gonna, get out!

Did you stop?

Aww apostle!

Ah!

Hey!

Get started!

There's my place to start.

Father.

No!

Ooo!

Not today?

Uhh,

upstairs.

Fare ways

Theonaseth

Oh, look at that.

Come on, hurry up.

Dad, what?

You have to feed him in the head.

They always come back.

Julie.

Who gives a plot?

I do.

Dad, what?

Dad, what?

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

I'm sorry.

I didn't know him well, but he helped me.

I thought he did.

He helped people.

No, I'm just a doctor.

If you had my sister, it would be dead.

Samantha, your sister's awake.

Gayle.

Sydney.

I came as good as I heard.

I'm so sorry.

You shouldn't be here.

You shouldn't be here either.

Or I could get together safe for now.

I'm here to make sure of that.

I'm here.

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

I feel like every time I get attacked, they give me better painkillers.

So, what is that?

I'm sorry, for what, you saved my life.

For not telling you sooner.

For being the reason that left.

Another reason to have left.

You can't choose where you came from.

Or who you came from.

I don't blame you for...

I blame you for leaving me too.

That's never gonna happen again.

I know.

But why didn't you come to me back then?

Because I could have helped.

Because...

I was scared of what?

I was scared that I would turn up just like him.

That's all I ran.

To protect you from me.

Sam.

You can never be with you.

You're so high right now.

You're so high right now.

Not even gonna lie.

I love you.

I love you too.

So what are we doing now?

What nobody ever does in these situations.

We're gonna get the fuck out of Woodsboro.

I'm not sure what to do.

That's her? Yeah.

Samantha?

It's fun. I know who you are.

I hope you're okay.

Listen, I'm sorry.

You're Billy's daughter.

I'll bring the car up.

Yeah. I'm his daughter.

I'm sorry if that's weird for you.

No, no.

I've been through this a lot.

You wanna talk? I appreciate it.

And I'm really sorry about Dewey.

But I'm taking my sister away from all this.

I tried running too.

It doesn't work. It always follows.

I'll do respect. That's your life. Not mine.

I'm not so sure about that.

What do you want from me, lady?

Hey, watch your tone, new girl.

You know how they always say it goes back to the original?

Here's the original.

I want your help.

Because you're wrong, this is your life now,

which means that whoever this is is gonna keep coming for you.

So, so I want you to help us kill him.

You want me to help you and the host of a morning show,

commit murder.

Correct.

And I'm what? In this scenario?

The bait? The helpless victim?

The shoe fits? You're not helpless, Sam.

He killed her friend. He killed ours.

And I have kids, which means I won't sleep until he's in the ground.

Look, I'm sorry about what this has done to your lives,

but no matter what you or the killer or anyone says,

this isn't my story.

All right.

Let's get the fuck out of town, huh?

Sorry. That's my boyfriend, Richie.

Nice to meet we met.

Sam, who's getting the car so we never have to see these people ever again?

Sam. No. We're leaving.

That's the only way I can protect Tara.

Okay, good luck.

Me, too.

Well, that went fucking horribly.

Don't worry, I have a plan.

It seems really tough.

Honestly, Sam, who killed the shit?

You said it yourself. He's going to go after her.

I put a tracker on her card.

You did what?

Seems like something get a letter to do.

Take that as a compliment.

I left the message from mom. I told you where we're going.

You good, back there?

Where is it? Where's what?

On my inhaler, it used to keep an extra one.

Should we go back?

Whoa, okay. I vote for not going back to the murder hospital.

You didn't want to stop at a pharmacy?

I need a prescription, but I left an extra one on Amber's.

Her house is on the way.

No. No, no, no, no.

I'll be in and out.

Do you think you could hold up to the maddesto?

Okay. Let's see a dress.

One, two, three, no fucking way lane.

She needs it.

Yeah, and I need to keep all the blood inside my body.

So do you.

Please.

Okay, yeah. Fuck. Okay. What's the goddamn address?

I'm just going to tell you about my joke.

Cause I admit it, I have to find the boy.

Hey, I should have him.

I'm right.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

I'm just screaming.

Oh, man.

I'm screaming.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Hey, Maddie.

Over here.

It's a foreign dealer.

Thank you.

Hey.

Watch.

Watch.

Watch.

You know, I'm a bitch.

Shocked?

It's really supposed to be a memorial.

Well, this is how I mourned

and distract myself from the looming specter of death.

Hey, we're low on beer.

Hey, there's the one that's in.

What the fuck, indeed?

Jesus!

That was a test.

And you failed.

You never go off on your own when there's a mask killer around.

You're the one that said we should use more beer.

Yeah, and you should have asked me to come down here with you.

You know what else you shouldn't do when there's a mask killer around.

What?

All those things.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

All those that want into a dark, creepy basement alone.

I mean, how do you know I'm not the killer?

Because I am.

I'm not actually.

But let that be a lesson.

Don't trust anyone.

Then how can I trust you when you say you're not the killer?

Exactly.

You're learning.

Now let's go back upstairs.

You first.

Very good.

Come on in.

I'm making my shits.

No?

Put it upstairs?

Put it upstairs?

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Um...

Don't take this to a wrong way.

But I think I have to pass on that.

Look.

Why?

You know, I'm not like entirely sure that you're not the killer.

I'm like, I'm like almost 100% certain that you were not, but the safest option is to be down here.

With all the people.

Fuck you.

In the potential witness's lab.

That is a completely valid notion we also have.

That too.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

If I had never written that book about your mother,

none of this would have happened.

Yeah.

I started all of it.

No, you didn't.

Billy Loom has started this, and we're going to end it.

After tonight, no more books, no more movies, no more fucking ghost space.

Don't you know the rules?

What rules?

You don't?

There are certain specific rules that one by,

abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie.

For instance, okay.

Number one.

Don't never let that happen.

Don't go outside after her.

She's not texting me back.

She's probably dead.

She's just me?

That's my girlfriend.

I love her.

I was your girlfriend.

She's going to sit here and watch a movie about her uncle getting stabbed.

It comes in the down, okay.

I'm also going to smoke the weed, and possibly go for Francis.

Come on.

Oh my god.

At least take some sort of weapon.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Don't go outside.

Hey.

Don't go outside.

No, you don't got your own name.

No.

Alright.

Okay.

Go.

Go.

Go.

Go.

Go.

Go.

Go.

Oh.

I know where I was.

I know where I was.

I know where I was.

It's a couple of years ago.

My mom, come on, don't talk to her.

dr.

All right, OK.

No.

Open the door!

Don't you think I'm going to Tr prints on the THEN cousins and hisenged friends.

All right.

Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Hey, let's go!

Yeah!

Stop it!

Fuck!

Mmm!

Oh, perfect.

I'm serving the party.

Who is the party in the middle of the challenge period?

Look, I'm recording the slam.

No, no, we're all ready here.

I'll go in quickly and get it.

I'll be back in class.

I'm coming soon.

Alright, and if you think of waiting out here, just get murdered and you're out of your mind.

Hey!

Hey, stop!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Please save, okay?

I think it's in my room.

Alright everyone!

Thanks for coming, but the party's over.

Time to go!

Oh, but it's so amazing!

Hey, hey, hey, hello!

Can you come to music, please?

Hi!

Gen Z, how are you?

How are you?

Both Sam and Tara here have been attacked by the killer twice.

And now they're here, which makes this place a huge murder target.

So if I were you, I would probably leave.

OK.

I'm trying to be nice.

Get the fuck out.

Please get the fuck out.

And clearly get the fuck out.

One, two.

Thank you.

Thank you all.

I'm saving your lives.

I promise.

Go.

Thanks, team.

Thank you.

Thank you, team.

Thank you so much.

Great.

Thank you for leaving the company.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Come on.

Stay in your life.

When you get in.

And number three.

Never, ever, ever, ever, under any circumstances say, I'll be right back.

Because you won't be back.

Goofy is out.

God damn it.

Thank you.

Thanks, guys.

It's a good night.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

You're going to be alright.

Come on.

Hi.

Hi.

Do you have any beer left?

There's no in the kitchen.

Yes, it's with you.

There's beer in the basement.

There's a beer in the basement.

There's a beer in the basement.

There's a beer in the basement.

Yeah.

Do you want to come with me?

No, but you were right to ask.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'll be right back.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, he's dead.

Oh, damn.

The fucking you were camped on me.

Great.

Now, I can't have sex and I can't get her right home.

God, this night.

I can't.

If she's good to you.

Liv, where's my brother?

What?

I don't know Mindy.

Probably off accusing everyone of being the killer.

He actually went looking for you.

Yeah, I didn't see him.

Okay?

Why are you looking at me like that?

Just revising when I suspect Liv.

Fuck this.

You're great at me, Mindy.

You think I did something, your brother, huh?

How do you think I'm going to cut you off, though?

A little bit now.

Yeah.

I thought you said I was too boring to be together.

Maybe.

That's the twist.

What do you think, huh?

You're the expert.

You know what eventually happens?

To be expert?

What?

In two years, two movies.

Fuckin' psycho.

They stopped.

Gas station?

No.

Shit.

What?

Oh, shit.

How far are we?

Too far.

Damn it!

Tara, we're leaving!

Hello.

You need to get out of that house right now.

How do you know where I am?

You're in Stu Mocker's house where your dad and Stu killed everyone.

Someone planned to get you there.

You need to get some fuck out, Sam.

No, Jamie.

Watch out.

Watch out, Jamie.

You know he's around.

There he is.

Come on, man.

Turn around.

Turn around.

You're gonna do this.

I told you.

I told you.

Turn around the corner.

Jamie.

Look behind you.

Oh, Randy's look behind you.

Come on, man.

Turn around.

What are you doing?

Turn around.

You can do it right now.

Is it your whole span of mischief?

Behind you.

Turn around.

Just look behind me.

Jamie.

Look.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

You're all in the room!

In the room!

There's a lot of blood here.

No, Mindy. No, Mindy. Stay with me.

What did you do, Dar?

Mindy! No, I don't do anything!

I fucked the killer!

You're paying me!

Where the fuck? Where the fuck were you?

I just wanted a basement to get some beer.

You released the basement alone?

I asked her to come with me, she said no!

No!

Oh, you're the fuck back!

You're the guy who's good!

But the rest of you are wandering around.

One of you is a fucking killer!

So cute!

Fuck you!

Why is there blood on your hands?

Why?

I'm so sad.

I found Sandy!

I'm sad?

You're fucking right!

No!

You're the killer!

No, I'm not!

No, I'm not!

No, I'm not!

You're not just a dog!

I'm so cute, Amber!

I'm not a fucking killer!

I know!

Yeah!

Oh!

Welcome to X-ray!

One!

Get in the car!

Oh, turn away Sam!

Sam, come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Go, go, go, go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Oh!

Look at Sarah!

We're in the room, Sam.

She's really cute.

She's not there.

Always two killers.

No!

Sam, please, have a nice time.

Look, I think...

I think the other killer might be Tara.

What?

She's the one that brought us here and used to have been a strange for years.

I mean...

How well do you really know her?

Better than I know you.

We will save Jim!

Sounds alright.

You ready?

With this?

Yeah.

Here we go.

What do you think?

Traps.

Fuck it.

Gail!

Oh!

You gotta go to the hospital.

You're never gonna finish this.

Go finish it to the...

Gail.

Where do we?

Anyone hiding killer or not?

You have five seconds to do yourself.

Heath!

Groves!

I have this

Hello, it's Jutney.

Come on, there.

Where'd you go?

Oh, this isn't Amber.

I'm the other one.

Oh, there's still you.

Again.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I haven't seen this movie before.

Not this movie, Sydney.

You really need some new material.

Wow!

I got you here, didn't I?

You might actually be the most driven, more evolving Christ, the same, Apple.

Evishau, we forgot the first rule of surviving a Stan movie.

Never answer the...

I'm bored.

A drop.

A drop.

You are scattered!

Put your hand in the...

What are you doing in here?

I'm hiding from my ruse.

I told you to come out.

I'm not going to come out. You're shooting everything.

Oh God!

All I can do is go ahead.

Richie! Gun! Get the gun!

Yeah! Got a heart that just shot me in the way.

Yeah! Yes!

There's a guy here.

Because I really, really wanted to be the one to kill you.

Sit the fuck down, prep gun!

I can't believe this worked.

Yeah.

It's a bummer to me.

It really was the best choice for the movie.

Fuck you movie!

No.

But it will be.

That's the point, right Amber?

Right, right.

Third act, bloodbath.

Two is revealed.

Shot! Shot for the big for die!

You got a mistake, kitchen.

Go, Bitter!

Someone, that's the save, the Fred shot.

No one has made a breakdown movie.

This is the first one.

Not really.

Hey, baby, you want to go get the very ex, Mrs. Riley?

Yeah, I do.

Hey, hey!

Whoa! Whoa!

Sit in, prep gun.

You know, I'm a really big fan.

Fuck yourself.

You see the one to stab movie?

Not really a fan of scary movies.

That checks out.

Anyway, it's stuffed balls.

Because nobody takes the true fans seriously.

Not really.

They just laugh at us.

Then why?

Because we love something!

We're just a fucking joke to them!

How can fandom be toxic?

It's about love!

You don't fucking understand these movies are important to people.

We're gonna help them!

Hollywood's totally fucking out of ideas, so we decided we'd give them some new source material to follow.

You know, bring it back to basics.

Because that's how you make a great stab movie, Sam.

Based on actual events.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Damn, fuck up!

I got it.

Fuck up.

You did all this.

Just make me the hero of your fucked up movie.

Sweetie.

You're not the hero.

You're the villain.

The daughter of Billy Loon says she's fucked up, and this isn't your dead dad.

Sidney Prescott killed your father.

You did all this.

Just to get her back to Woodruff.

You know the biggest problem with the stab movies is?

There's no Michael Myers or Jason Boyes.

No bad guy to keep coming back.

But the illegitimate daughter of Billy Loon says she's a mastermind?

No, that's a fucking villain.

How did you know?

Oh, about your father?

How did you know that your mother's a mother's a drunk?

I met Richie on the stab so brother.

I've been up to the fest ever since my parents bought this house.

We realized pretty quickly we had similar ideas.

Wasn't that hard for me to find you in the desk now?

It wasn't that hard for me to fuck you either.

But I guess being a sexually available woman is supposed to be empowering me instead.

Fuck you.

Well, now you're just quoting the original.

Oh, no.

No, it wouldn't work, but just you, Sam.

See, we had to bring the legacy characters back to make it murder.

You can't have a bonafide Halloween without Zamey Lee.

No.

Do we have to sign a good reel?

Just so that this wasn't just some bullshit.

Pass in, run of the mill sequel.

Because our movies are fucking fast.

Cause anyone can die in a re-clock?

No!

No!

No!

Oh, God, damn it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

No, okay, sit the fuck down.

Fuck.

I'm so sorry, Sam.

We can't let you live either.

I need to survive in this many times.

Don't just be ridiculous.

This time, the fans are gonna be the ones who win.

Aha!

That about cover it?

He nailed it, baby.

He gets her out of the closet.

We gotta go start staging the bodies.

He with me, Stacey?

He really's gonna listen to Dewey.

He nailed it in one.

Dude, look at the love interest.

Are you fucking stupid?

Even had you convinced it could be your sister.

Um, she's not here.

Fuck, you mean she's not here.

She's not here.

I'm tighter.

I guess we've not asked for choice as you thought.

That's for you.

Hmm, yeah.

But you can't be a little fidgety,

you can't be different.

He's a fucking pain cushion at this point.

Amber, stay now.

You can't have gone far.

I can't fight her!

Amber!

Amber!

Hey, hey, hey!

Oh, no!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

Where you going, huh?

You're ready to feed each other now.

Huh?

I'm going to kill you!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

That was radical life!

That movie, Dan.

You're so mad at me.

You even thought my father was a dumb kid.

I just wanted to be a part of something.

You killed my best friend!

Dan died like a pussy.

Oh.

Don't die.

He lives too long to protect you.

EZide!

transitions!

Thing about slashers, move on!

That's so much Tina pushed me.

This is yours!

A long way to find out!

I

Oh, there's a lot to do with you, so I'm going to turn it to you.

You seem to get to do me a bullet.

You know, I'm going to save this time.

Get it to me.

Oh, right.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

You have to do it.

It's all yours, baby!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Oh, stop!

Ah!

Ah, I'm sorry, Mom, do it!

Fuck you.

Ah, ah, ah!

Ah, ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah, ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

I'm turning it towards you.

God damn he

kept

black

ground

I'm going to go to the bathroom!

I'm going to go to the bathroom!

Ahh, okay!

We're here now, huh?

Did Gary phone call me?

I thought I was going to go to Space Mask?

No.

Because you're the villain.

Villain! Die for the end!

Don't rule!

I think he's just going to new rule.

What would that be? Huh?

Well!

Never fuck with the daughter of a serial killer.

No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No!

Where are you going?

I'm going to get the car,

Ahh!

What about that?

My head big.

Here we go.

In Originally Played workforce.

Careful, I always come back.

Okay then.

I need to go perform the path again.

Okay, I'll do that.

Okay.

Okay.

Can you take us to a different hospital?

You ready, big dog?

I'll be right back.

You're vital, good, good.

Good, me.

Dale.

Thank you both for everything.

Are you going to be all right?

I'm sorry, I always do.

You are right.

I'm not running.

I'm sorry about that.

How are you doing?

Ask me in a few days.

At least I know what I'm going to write about.

What's that?

Not this.

This fucker's going to die in anonymity.

I need something about a good man who used to be the sheriff here once.

I'm not going to be doing that story.

Can I ask you a weird question?

Yeah.

Am I going to be okay?

Eventually.

Hey, me, damn, damn, damn.

Thank you.

Oh, you're not going anywhere without me.

Don't worry.

I'm going to hold your hand all the way there.

We're five years ago.

Almost to the day.

In this very house, a tragic story ended tonight.

A new chapter came to a close.

Police do not have a lot of information right now.

They are full collecting evidence to convince a very active crime scene here.

And unknown numbers are probably some of the most comfortable things in our lives.

This is no situation.

I've been operating the building of the kitchen.

I am overpowered.

I'm overwhelmed, beautiful.

Almost out of the field of broken showed.

You left a big new house.

You're a friend.

I'm not going to be a friend.

I'm not going to be a friend.

I'm not going to be a friend.

I'm not going to be a friend.

I'm not going to be a friend.

You said you'd save yourself for how long.

Who was a good star?

What did you believe in?

I'm not the top of that.

That I didn't think of you, but I always wanted to let me out of the new day.

You guys say you're so warm.

You guys say you're so warm.

I'm just a fucking light.

It's a dark, sweet inside.

I'm stupid, ain't no promise, guys.

It's a great day, why you been dying?

Look at the black hole inside of me.

You're the best I can see.

But just a touch is worn.

You can blind the first day.

You can never get the right money in my divorce.

You said you'd save yourself for how long.

You said you'd save yourself for how long.

I'm just a fucking light.

I'm just a fucking light.

I'm just a fucking light.

I'm just a fucking light.

I'm stupid, ain't no promise, guys.

You're the best I can see.

You're the best I can see.

You know I'm just a fucking light.

I'm just a fucking light.

I'm just a fucking light.

You can't stop the place where they bring you home.

I'm just a fucking light.

I'm just a fucking light.

I'm just a fucking light.

I'm just a fucking light.

You're just a fucking light.

I'm just a fucking light.

Whoa!

Whoa-what-whoa-

You last be able to wreck it, I get more insecure

If I don't have to find my stuff, then I can't be sure

All I need is a ride, never after me

Comes with a fire, too hard to fall

So could you tell me that it's over?

Tell me that it's over, tell me that it's over

And now I'm keeping my tears, just in my heart

I'm feeling so good, I'm feeling so good

I wake up, I'm feeling so good, I'm feeling so good

I'm feeling so bad that I go, but you wish you'd be good

When you ask your friends to listen, you just must have done it

You feel hard to come, get back to the one who's good

I'm feeling so good, never after me

Comes with a fire, too hard to fall

So could you tell me that it's over? Tell me that it's over

Tell me that it's over, tell me that it's over

And now I'm keeping my tears, just in my heart

Feeling with my mind's right, you just know I'm just right

There's probably a tin and I will really realize

Why I bet it ain't thinkless, why they do the clowns

I've had a better fit with the expert, attention diagon

You wish you'd be crying, who looks like that's too good

I'll start to lose, but I must open the wrist, I can't shut it, I wish I could shut it

I'm feeling so bad that I go, but you wish you'd be good

I'm feeling so good, never after me

Comes with a fire, too hard to fall

So could you tell me that it's over? Tell me that it's over

Tell me that it's over, tell me that it's over

And now I'm keeping my tears, just in my heart

Feeling so bad that I go, but you just know I'm just right

There's probably a lot of people that are going to be

I'm feeling so bad that I go, but you just know I'm just right

There's probably a lot of people that are going to be

I'm feeling so bad that I go, but you just know I'm just right

There's probably a lot of people that are going to be

I'm feeling so bad that I go, but you just know I'm just right

There's probably a lot of people that are going to be