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-You got this! You got this, Jaynie!

Let's do it.

-Let's go, let's go.

Ah! Let's go!

Yeah!

No.

No, no, no!

-20 bucks says he's a tool.

-Must you? I like this one, okay.

Well, at least I think I do.

I had a conversation with him on the phone,

and it went really well, so.

-We got a bet or what? -Fine.

Did you bring your necklace?

And, Tess, they can't all be losers.

-Yeah, they aren't all losers. Just the ones you pick.

-Wha-- Excuse me.

All I need from you right now is to be my amazing,

beautiful, and brilliant, yet supportive little sister.

Can I get that? -Sure.

-Great. You're on the clock. Let's go. How do I look?

Ridiculously beautiful.

-Aww. -But get my 20 bucks ready.

-Girl, just wish me luck, please.

-Good luck. You'll need it. -Thank you.

-Oh. I-I'm sorry. It's my buddy also on a date.

And -- And he said she is a pig.

-Oh. Okay. That's nice.

-Oh, no, no, no, no, no. His words, not mine.

-It's okay.

So, um, what are you telling your buddy about our date?

-I told him that you are fine.

Yeah, him and me, uh, we exchange notes.

Think that's stupid?

-No, I-I just thought that maybe you would wait

until after the date to exchange notes.

But to each its own.

-Oh, I'm supposed to wait

until you leave after in the morning, huh?

Okay. Uh, no.

Look, Kenny, I think I'm gonna go.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you talking about?

They're about to seat us.

-I'm sure you're a really nice guy.

I just -- I don't think we mesh.

-I mean, you can't really judge me based

off of 20 minutes. -I kind of can.

-Come on.

Just one more drink.

There's a lot more to me, I promise you.

-I think the lady said that she'd like to leave.

-Okay. And I think maybe you should mind your business.

-Would you like to leave?

-Yeah, I would.

-All right then. All you have to do

is ask the gentleman to let go of your hand.

In five, four...

- Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. - ...three.

-Hey, look, pal, I don't need this, all right?

I came here to meet a girl, not deal with some psycho.

Well, if you want to leave, just freaking leave.

-Or you can leave.

You know what? Screw it.

I do not have time for this.

Y'all have fun.

-I apologize about that.

-It's not your fault. -Would you like a seat?

-Thank you.

-Oh, sorry.

I'm Cole. -Hi, Cole.

I'm Jaynie.

-Jaynie? Pleasure to meet you.

Here's your wine.

-And thank you, I need this.

There you go. And thank you very much.

And thanks again.

-You know, I just wanted to apologize myself.

I typically never stick my nose where it doesn't belong.

It's an ex-Marine thing of mine.

-The Marines. Really? -Yeah.

-My dad was in the Marines.

-Oh, I see you come from good stock.

-I do.

I-I --

I've never done this before.

Can I take you to lunch?

-I would love to go to lunch with you, Jaynie.

-Good. -Yeah.

-Hey! You're cute. -Thank you.

Okay. So, I think I got all your papers ready.

It just looks like you're missing your third quarter 941.

-What's 941?

-Forget it. I'll just call your payroll company.

-Please do.

-Yes. -Thank you.

I appreciate you taking care of all this for me.

-But I am your accountant,

so it's kind of my job, but okay.

Down to the real business. -Hmm?

- How'd your date go? - Oh.

-Oh, no.

- Oh. - I had it ready.

- I'm sorry. - It's okay.

-But I -- I am just gonna take that.

Anything worth reporting? -Actually, there is.

- Okay. - There is an interesting

wrinkle and a bit of a knight

in shining armor aspect to the night.

-Oh. Spill it. I need my tea.

-Okay, so, you know I was going out with Kenny, right?

- Right. - And then I met someone.

-Someone else? -Yeah, I know, I know.

It was like he just appeared out of nowhere.

And, girl, he turned a very,

very weird night into what I would like to say

an interesting one.

-Okay, I won't ask.

-No, he was a gentleman. -Oh, good.

-But I did ask him out on a date.

-You asked him?

-I know, I know. I said a lunch date.

- Mm-hmm. - Hopefully he calls.

-I hope he does, too. Just keep on dating, sis.

Yeah, cause I got my eye on some Jimmy Choos.

-Ha! Listen, one of these men are gonna stick,

I promise you that.

-You say that about all of them.

-Things got very busy for me,

and one salon turned into two. Two turned into three.

And, I mean, I'm there 24 hours,

basically, watching women get made beautiful

as they get ready to go off into their life

to meet the love of their life

and start families, get married.

And I go home, I order takeout.

I must say, Chinese is my favorite.

-Oh, I'll remember that one. -Absolute favorite.

And, uh, that's me.

All work, no play type, huh?

-Mm-hmm. That's about it.

But what about you, Mr. Big-Time Investor?

-After I left the Marines, I had a couple dollars.

I invested it, made a fortune, lost a fortune,

made a little bit of money back.

You know when you come from nothing

it's easy to make big promises to yourself.

And, um, I came up in the foster care system.

-Oh. I'm sorry. -Yeah. When you hit rock bottom,

it lights a fire for people like me.

-Mm.

-You gotta really go out and get it on your own.

'Cause ain't nobody gonna give you nothing.

- That's for sure. - Yeah.

-So you sound like you're a hard worker.

Try to be.

-What do you do for fun, huh?

-You'd be surprised. -Surprise me.

-I like to jump out of airplanes.

- Wait. What? - Pickleball?

- Yes. - Do not knock pickleball.

Okay? It is a lot of fun. It's extremely relaxing.

-Mm. -And you would appreciate that

it is very athletic.

-Yeah, but pickleball can't make you feel alive

like skydiving.

Now, free-falling 200 feet per second,

that's gonna make you feel alive.

-Okay, well, I will admit, when I was younger,

I used to say, at some point in life,

I'm gonna jump out of an airplane and just soar.

But I didn't mean right before I die.

-Oh, well, come here. -What are you doing?

-Jumping out of a plane

is only scary when you think it's not safe.

Allow me to be your parachute and show you it's safe.

Come on.

-I know you do not think that I am about to get up there

and fall backward off of a bench. No.

-A little more trust is all I'm asking for.

Just enough to have some fun. Come on.

Come on, come on. Put this down.

-I cannot believe you are making me do this.

-So much fun. Watch. -Okay.

See, this is what you're missing in life.

A little bit of spontaneity, you know?

-Okay, okay, okay. -Just relax.

-Okay? I'm trying to relax. I can't relax.

-Take in nature. Just breathe.

-Are you gonna do my arms out or down?

-However makes you feel comfortable.

Right there is perfect. -Nothing makes me feel

comfortable. -Just like that is perfect.

-Okay. Oh, my God! Okay. -I'm gonna go down from 3, 2, 1.

Go! -Aah! Aah!

-What's up? I told you. Wasn't that exciting?

-Oh, my God. Okay. Yes. You're right.

That was exciting. It was.

Okay. Are you gonna let me down?

-I ain't never letting you down.

Never.

Whoa!

Hello.

It's the secret recipe right here.

Mm.

Mm. Al dente.

-Okay. I see you over there, Wolfgang Puck.

-Ha! Wolfgang Puck be taking notes from me.

-Mm! Excuse me. -Mm-hmm. Excuse you.

-Mm-hmm.

I have a surprise for you.

I like a surprise.

- Do you? - Mm-hmm.

Oh, a little dance.

Okay.

- Test it? - Yeah.

-Oh, my God.

Mm.

What you think?

-It's good. -Little family recipe.

-Didn't --

Didn't you tell me you grew up in the foster system?

-I didn't say it was my family's recipe.

Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

One thing I do know

is that the age-old saying goes, the way to a man's heart

is through his stomach.

-Oh, well, you already reside there.

- Aww. - Speaking of which,

though, everything I made is healthy for the heart.

All natural and organic. You know, all this nonsense,

these toxins they put in the food nowadays.

-So how long until this heart healthy little meal is ready?

-Oh, uh, about 30, 30 minutes.

-Well, how about you turn it down low,

let it simmer, and give it 45.

-Okay.

I don't know what it is about you.

You got this ease about you, and you know it,

you smooth bastard.

- I didn't expect you neither. - No?

-I didn't expect this, this type of connection.

-You bring out the spontaneity in me, I guess.

-Mm.

-You already brought this guy to your house?

You barely even know him.

-I know, but he wanted to cook for me.

And, girl, when I tell you, the man can cook.

I mean cook.

-You know what?

I don't even want to think about what that implies.

-Tess, it's getting serious.

So, it's time for you to meet him.

Please.

I don't know, man.

I tried to tell y'all that ain't my style.

-Well, I think I finally found your weakness.

-I told you, I don't like scary movies.

-It was fun, though. -Tess, it was great to meet you.

You, too.

She couldn't say enough about you.

-Aww. -That's my sissy. And you...

- All right, you two. - We get it.

Your sister funny.

We still on for tomorrow?

- 11:00 AM. - Don't be late.

Wouldn't dream of it.

-Okay, so, want your truth, God's honest truth.

Tell me you saw exactly what I saw.

Because that man is something special.

-Yeah, you know, he's something for sure.

-Okay, so what does that mean?

-Well, it doesn't mean anything. He's --

He's something.

What? I didn't say anything.

-You don't have to say anything, Tess.

I know you. Look at your face.

Tell me, what's wrong with this one?

-I don't know, he's...

too polite.

-Polite? -Yeah, he's just so charming.

You know what I mean? -Yeah, right.

Polite and charming. What was I thinking?

-I'm not saying that. Maybe I'm just overly skeptical.

-Overly skeptical? That's the way it is.

-Just forget I said anything.

-How do I do that? You already said you felt a way.

I know that is not him calling.

He just left.

My man want to talk to me.

-Hey, baby. You miss me already?

What you doing this Saturday?

I just had a great idea.

-Ooh. Okay, well, don't tell me.

Surprise me and I will make myself available.

-Okay, I'll see you then.

-Okay.

"I will make myself available."

-That is not how I sound.

-That's exactly how you sound.

-No, I mean -- I have a little more timbre in my voice.

-Watch your step. There you go.

-Okay. -Mm-hmm.

-Was the blindfold really necessary?

-Oh, it's very necessary. You look so cute in it, too.

You can't even see me.

-Oh, my goodness. -Ah, what a beautiful day.

-Well, I wouldn't know because I can't see it,

but I can feel it.

-Okay. So let's hold up right here.

Okay.

-I will give you the surprise in three, two...

one.

There she is. -Are you kidding me?

- No, ma'am. - Cole, I'm not doing that.

-Oh, yes, you are. We -- -No, I'm not.

-Girl, you gonna do it with me.

You said you always wanted to do this.

-Yeah, I was kidding. Everyone says that.

-Oh. Come on. -No, no, Cole.

-Yes! -No.

-Girl, it's scary. That's the whole point of this.

You ain't never gonna taste how sweet life can be

until you show it who's boss, hmm?

And you're not going up there alone anyway.

You're going to be strapped to me the whole time.

I'll be with you the whole time.

-Is it important to you?

-Yes, it is. It's so important to me.

Please? -This is crazy.

-It's gonna be fun.

- Um, baby. - Baby, I have to pee.

-That's to be expected.

-I'm gonna puke! Baby, I'm gonna puke!

-No, no. It's all so inevitable,

-Right. -Look, we got two parachutes.

Relax. The main is down here to the right.

-Okay.

-The backup is right here to the left.

-Okay. -We're double protected.

Don't worry about it. -Okay, you know what?

Forget it. I've had a good life, but this is the end.

Please tell my sister I love her.

-You can tell her yourself.

There we go.

Let's go!

- We're going? We're going? - Let's go!

Yeah! -Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait!

-Whoo-hoo!

-You're okay.

- Oh! - Whoa!

- Yeah. Speed it up. - Okay.

All right, here we go. Move your legs forward.

Do it again. -Cole!

- All right. - We're going in three...

two, one.

Whoo!

Yeah. You feel like a bird, huh?

-Oh, wow!

Whoo!

Oh, my goodness, baby! That was so exciting!

-Yeah, I wasn't lying, huh?

-Lying? Baby.

Please, don't ever let me say no to you again.

Ever. -Mm. I'm gonna hold you to it.

-Oh, my God. -I'm gonna hold you to that one.

-That was a rush. Such a rush. Let's do it again.

Let's go. You ready? -Girl, relax.

-Get your helmet. No, let's go! Whoo!

That was crazy. Oh, my God!

Oh, get back on this bed.

-Oh, I swear I cannot keep up with you.

-I'm gonna get a little sappy.

-Sappy? -Just a little bit.

-Oh. Get sappy. Sap away.

-I like who I am when I'm with you.

I see the man I always wanted to be.

You know, it's so crazy. I'll wake up,

and I can't wait to see you. And then I fall asleep,

and I can't wait to wake up all over again.

I swear you got me acting like a 16-year-old little schoolboy.

-Mm? Well...

if that is crazy, then I guess I'm crazy, too.

-Mm. Speaking of crazy, I got an idea.

-An idea? -Yeah.

-Okay. Not looking. I'm not looking.

Let's get married.

-Right now. -Wait. What?

-Well, why not?

I love you.

Let's get married.

-Balanced B complex? Evening primrose oil?

Girl, is you opening up a health store

I don't know about? -Please.

Girl, you would be surprised about all the stuff

that is in your medicine cabinet.

It is poison. -Mm.

Cole's gonna make you a whole new woman, isn't he?

-Well, he's gonna make me a healthier one anyway.

-I still cannot believe that you married this man.

You barely even know him.

-Please don't be judgmental right now, okay?

-Okay. -All right. Can we go to work?

-Yes. -Thank you.

I finally found a good man. Be happy for me.

-He says, "That ain't mine." -No, he didn't.

-I was about to have my brothers come see about him.

Girl, wait one second.

Hey.

You're in jail?

What?

You don't get arrested for speeding, Cole.

You get a ticket. So why am I bailing you out?

-You want the truth?

-No, no, I don't want the truth.

I want you to lie. Yes, I want the truth.

-All right, I, uh...

God, this is so stupid.

So, a while ago -- I mean, this was years ago.

So long ago. I got pulled over with my friend

and had a little bit of weed in the car,

but he had a bunch of priors, so I just --

I took the rap. That's what happened.

-Okay, so why do you still have a warrant, then?

-'Cause I didn't show up to court.

- What? - I know.

I told you it was so stupid. Look.

I just figured the police had bigger fish to fry. Just...

-Well, baby, it never occurred to you to tell me about it?

I mean, I'm your wife.

-I mean, it just happened so long ago,

it kind of slipped my mind.

But you're right. You're right, I should have.

I should have told you.

And I shouldn't have left you in the dark about it.

I'm sorry. Hmm? I'm sorry.

Hmm? Can you forgive me?

-Now I'm married to public enemy number one.

-Girl. Stop playing.

I ain't no public enemy number one.

Stop it!

-And why were you in that part of town anyway?

We don't live anywhere close.

-So, I was looking for locations.

-Locations for what?

-It's a surprise. Come on, let's walk and talk.

I'll tell you about it.

You keep calling it a bar.

Baby, this is a club.

Matter of fact, this ain't even no club.

This is like an experience.

See, the issue is I keep running into this problem

with the pre-approval process on the building.

-Why is that? -You know,

they just keep tripping about this little record I got.

-But, baby, th-this business is more than just a building.

-Yeah. -This business is.

We're talking about some real upfront capital.

-Yeah. No, right. Now, it looks like a lot.

But all this really says the same thing.

This is all part of the same business plan right here, right?

I mean, why go to investors?

For what?

I mean, why split the pie up, right?

I mean, we could front the cost just for the first year,

but then, when the profits come back in, 100%.

We're gonna share 100% of the profits.

-Yeah, babe, but that's just

considering that we actually make a profit.

-No, we gonna make profits. Are you serious?

Listen, this city right here,

30% of the demographic is 21 to 35.

This is a vacuum just...

...begging to be filled, right?

-Yeah. -You know what? It's, um...

It's actually a good idea. -Right?

-It is. But, you know,

the first rule of business, you don't spend your own money.

Yeah, but...

...the first rule of success is breaking all the rules.

Ain't that what we did when we got married?

We broke all the rules together.

That's what love is about.

Let's do this together.

-Club soda with a twist. It's your third, you know.

Hope you're not driving.

-Oh, well, my mom usually picks me up.

-Sure I can't make you something with a little more bite?

-Alcohol is poison.

-Yeah, and here you are sitting at a bar.

-I'm waiting for a friend.

He's just running late. Very usual.

-Well, with friends like that...

-He's more of a, uh, old roomie,

you could say. -Catching up on old times?

-Nah, I'm making a business. Thought he might be useful.

-Oh, yeah? What kind of business?

-It's a club, actually.

-Wow. Looks cool.

-Actually hiring bartenders right now, if you're interested.

I'm already a bartender.

- Ah. - What else you got for me?

-What else can you do?

-Plenty.

-I'm Cole, by the way.

- Nikki. - Nikki.

I like that name.

-Jaynie.

Oh.

-Hey, didn't you hear me ring the doorbell?

-What? -Nothing. I let myself in.

Where's Jaynie?

-Oh, she ought to be back in a while.

-Okay. Wow, look at you.

You didn't waste a lot of time refurnishing the spare room.

-Oh, yeah, there was a whole lot of wasted space.

Figured I'd do something with it.

You know what I mean?

Excuse me.

-You know, I see you filled the wasted space

in the driveway, too. -Oh, you like that, huh?

-$80,000 car. What's not to like?

86.

A lot of money for a toy.

Yeah, if only it was a toy.

Oh, man.

So, did, uh, your sister tell you about our business venture?

-Well, I do her books, so, yeah.

-Got to come impressive

if you want anyone to take you serious in this world nowadays.

-Impressive, huh?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Because no one's going to want to buy an empty diamond mine

from a con man with a hole in his jeans, I get it.

-There's nothing empty about what I'm building.

-Well, just judging by the financials,

I see a whole lot of money going out

and nothing really close to a business yet.

-Oh, well, you know how a business works, don't you?

-I do. -Okay.

-Mm-hmm. -This is how you start one.

You gotta have some money go out

before anything ever comes back in.

I mean, I don't actually have to sit here

and educate an account on how a business works, do I?

Is that my baby sister's car I see out there?

-Hey.

- Hey, girl. - Hey, sis.

-Hey, baby. -Hey.

Now, did he tell you the good news?

-Oh, God. What? -You didn't tell her?

No.

-I did my first solo jump ever this weekend.

Yep. Free-falling. -Out of an airplane?

-Yay. -Yes!

Check you out, girl.

I can't believe I did that.

Tess, girl, you have to do it with me.

-Oh, J-- No. Th-That's -- That's okay.

But, look, I just came by to get this report,

so I'm gonna get going, but... -Okay.

-Mwah! Love you. Sis. -Love you more.

-See you soon. -Drive safe.

-Oh. Oh, yeah. Cole. Congratulations. Yeah.

On your awesome, new, impressive car.

-Thanks.

Hmm.

-O...kay.

So, do you want to tell me what that was about?

-Uh, we were just having a little back and forth.

That's all. -All right. About what?

-She was just looking after you.

Trying to figure out the man who married her sister.

It's all good. -Yeah, well, I am sorry,

but that is my little sis, and she is extremely protective.

So...

-Sweetheart, as long as you believe in me, we good.

-You know I believe in you.

How couldn't I?

My brother.

Hey, yo, let me give you a call right back.

Yeah, I'm over here picking up my lady. Hold on.

Girl, look at you!

-Hmm. -Gorgeous.

-So where are you taking me? -To the moon, baby.

Me and you going to the moon.

Oh! What you still doing up?

-What do you mean, what am I doing up?

I'm sitting here waiting for you.

Called your phone a million times.

You haven't answered. -Really? Sorry.

I must have had -- Yep. I had it on mute.

The whole night. The hell?

Damn. -On mute?

Yeah.

-Cole, where have you been all night?

-What you mean? I was, uh...

Work, you know, making it happen.

-Babe, please, please.

Where have you been all night long

to where you cannot answer your phone?

-I was out with a friend.

- That's what I was doing. Okay? - A friend?

-Yeah, yeah. You gonna meet him soon.

Matter of fact, he's gonna be great with helping us

opening up this club.

You know, things got late. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to make you worry. I'm sorry.

-It's okay, it's fine, it's fine, but, baby,

when is this club gonna be more than something

we just talk about? What's going on with it?

-I mean, this type of stuff don't happen overnight.

When you open up a business, you have to be able

to see it through to the end. -Wait, wait, wait.

All due respect, baby,

I have opened up three businesses, okay?

I am very familiar. -I know. I know.

Look, I'm not trying to question your business acumen, okay?

I just know that starting a hair salon

is -- is a little bit different than starting a nightclub.

-Okay. -I mean, all these different,

uh, codes, there's liquor licenses,

there's workman's comp.

Because everybody's trying to break their leg on the job.

-I know, I have it. -I mean, I got four

different type of insurances I had to apply for.

You know, at the end of a long-ass day,

I'm supposed to come home and have my wife kiss me.

Instead, my wife is giving me nothing but doubt.

Like I ain't got enough to juggle as it is.

-Baby, I'm not -- -You know what I'm saying?

No, but this is what I'm dealing with right now.

- No. I'm not, baby. - Yeah, it is.

-I'm just asking you to let me know what you're doing.

Keep me in the loop. That's it.

-Sweetheart, you in the loop.

You integral in the process. Huh?

And I'm sorry.

You know, I got caught up in my own world tonight.

-Okay.

-I apologize. You know what?

You gonna meet this friend of mine.

Are you free tomorrow?

-I mean... -Let's do it tomorrow.

-Okay. -We'll do it together.

-Okay. -Yeah, Right?

-Okay. Okay. -Okay. I'm sorry.

-Keep me in the loop. -You're in the loop.

-That's all I want. -Mm.

-Okay? -Mm-hmm.

Oh, baby. You in the loop.

-Don't keep your phone on mute.

-You fittin' to be in the bed. -Oh.

Okay. Then you can keep it on mute.

Look I need it today. Don't give me the other stuff.

I need the professional grade. I know, I know.

I got you.

Sweet....

Call him and get it here, please.

-I got you, I'm on it. -Thank you.

Oh.

-Hey, baby. -Hey.

-Um, sweetheart, this is Sammy.

Sammy, I want you to meet my superior half.

This is my wife, Jaynie.

-I've heard nothing but superlatives.

-Pleasure to meet you. Want to take a seat?

-Yeah. -Come on.

-So, uh, Sammy here, he's been like a gold mine.

This dude understands the business upside down,

inside out, and every which way after that.

-Yeah? -Yes, ma'am.

I started bouncing in the club when I was just 16 years old.

And then, one club pulled me from another.

As you could say, it's my calling.

It's divine.

-Okay, so where do you work at now?

-I'm in between gigs.

-I mean, that's nothing but lucky for us, right?

Good talent like this is hard to come by.

You see, I've been looking for a challenge.

And at the risk of being too bold, I know this project is it.

You know, I just want to be there for my brother, Cole.

-My boy. -Already know.

He's the one. Yeah.

-No curling iron needed. The steamer worked wonders.

You got it.

-Hey, now that boy know what he's talking about, don't he?

-Cole. Where did you meet this guy?

-I've been knowing Sammy for years.

-I mean, the man was talking about busting heads open

if somebody got lippy with him.

Is that really the kind of business associate you want?

-Oh, come on, he don't mean it literally.

Did you hear him? He knows what he's talking about.

-I did. -Okay. At some point,

we're gonna have to hire somebody like him anyway.

I'd prefer if it was somebody I know.

-I know, I just -- I mean, the man looked like a thug.

You can't say he didn't. -You see, there you go again.

-What? -I got a great idea,

and here you go trying to second guess me again.

-Wait, I'm -- I'm not second guessing you.

-That's not all. -And since you don't know,

let's just do it your way anyway.

Let's go get a nice, spit-polished MBA

who will charge us 30%. Let's see how that works.

-Wait, Cole, don't do that. That's not what I'm saying.

-No, that's exactly what you're saying.

-That's not what I'm saying. Cole!

Mm.

-Are you taking off?

-Yeah, unfortunately, I got to, uh -- I got to go.

-I hate that you're married.

-Yeah. Me, too.

What we got is, uh -- is what we got.

Yeah, but what we got is kind of cute, though, right?

-Yeah.

-It's like we're cosmically linked.

-Ah. In the stars.

-Anyway.

It's got to be better than going home to some naggy wife.

-Sure you wouldn't nag me after a while?

I don't know.

I certainly wouldn't give you any reason to stray.

-Mm.

You sure about that?

-I don't expect anything from you, Cole.

Although I do think I've earned myself

a nice dinner at Casa Parisi.

-Ah, Casa Parisi. My favorite.

-Mm. So we'll go?

-Yeah. -I'll call them.

Okay.

-Okay. Oh, again.

-Hi. I have a reservation for two under Tess.

-You know, I was waiting till now to say something,

but I got something for you.

-What are you talking about?

-I'm looking for a front of the house manager.

-Wait. For real? -Yeah.

You'd be absolutely perfect.

Mm. Mm.

Well, would you look at that.

-Tess, what the hell are you doing here?

-Tiny little world we live in, huh?

Have a nice night.

-Uh...

Are you trying to convince me that that is not you

kissing another woman? Is that what you're saying?

-This is another woman kissing me.

She got carried away because I gave her a job.

That's what's going on in this picture.

-Cole, stop, stop. Okay? Because I am not blind.

And I am not stupid.

That is not what was happening in that picture.

-I'm not saying you're blind or stupid.

What I'm saying, sweetheart, is that you can trust me.

Trust your husband. That's who you can trust.

-Cole, we got married too soon. -What?

-We got married too soon. I'm so stupid. I'm so --

-Hold on. Hold up. -I'm so stupid.

Caught up in the romance of it all.

-Girl, what we have is real. -Don't touch --

-Come here. -Do not.

I'm telling you right now. Cole, don't touch me!

-Relax. What we have is real. We building a life.

You gonna throw this all away

over something as ridiculous as this photo?

Girl, this is ridiculous. Look at me.

-I'm not doing this.

I'm not. I don't want to argue with you.

I'm not trying to argue with you.

I don't want to -- Stop! Cole, just get your stuff.

I need you to pack your things and leave my house.

-Come on. You don't mean that.

-I -- Stop! Stop! Okay?

-You clearly need some time to think about this.

Okay. I'll give it to you. Whatever you want.

I'll give it to you.

That'll break my heart to give you that time away.

But I'll still do it for you because I love you.

-No, you don't. You don't. -I love you.

If I've ever said anything in life that was true,

it's this -- I love you. You're my whole entire life.

-Stop saying this. Stop.

-You're my wife, Jaynie. You're my wife.

Come on. Come on.

-Stop!

Pack your things and get out of my house.

-Jaynie.

Whoa.

-Are you stupid or what? -It's the sidewalk, man.

Watch where you're going. -You ran into me, jagoff.

-Buddy, walk away.

-You walk away so I don't have to deck your ass.

Said walk, bitch.

-You gotta look at this as a good thing, Cole.

I mean, now you're free.

Free to do what?

-Anything that you want.

I mean, anything that we want.

It's not like you're out on the street.

You know, you can just move in here with me.

-I ain't stayin' in here with you.

She gonna take me back.

-What?

-What? I'm saying.

I mean, if she -- if she exits the situation,

that's going to be a collapse of the whole club.

I mean, she's my best investor.

Hell, she's my only investor. -So get other investors.

- What? - What are you talking about?

Do you even know what you're saying?

Sweetheart, this ain't no monopoly game we playing here.

-Okay, I'm just trying to be encouraging.

-All right. -And you can't talk

to me like that. -Oh. Okay.

So what's up, then? You got rules for me now, too?

Like every other woman in my life?

-You know what? Cole, if you're gonna be like that,

then just get the hell out. All right?

Why don't you go back to your sugar mama?

-Girl, I don't have a sugar mama.

-No? -No.

-What do you call it, then, Cole?

Face it. She owns you.

She clearly has all the power in this relationship.

Walk away. Take your power back as a man.

Because if she divorces you anyway, you have nothing.

-Ain't nobody divorcing me. I'm the man.

-Really? -Nobody.

-You sure about that?

-I'm sure I ain't gonna let that happen.

I'm sure of that.

Hi.

-What happened? -Oh. Uh...

It ain't nothing. Just being stupid.

I, uh, haven't been sleeping, so I was, uh...

I was in the hotel in the middle of the night.

I stumbled over some -- some bags,

and I went right into the mirror.

A couple scrapes, nothing major.

-Well, why haven't you been able to sleep?

-Why do you think?

You're, uh, a loss that comes with a heavy price.

What? -Cole, I, um...

You gotta know I gave you everything.

I really did. I tried to give you everything that I have.

I know.

And I repaid you by being a liar and a cheater.

I'm done trying to deny that.

It's time to own up to it.

-God, I just...

I don't understand.

Why wasn't I enough for you?

Why wasn't this enough for you?

-Enough? For God's sake, you are everything to me.

-How am I everything, Cole? You lied to me.

You cheated on me.

Please explain this to me because I don't understand.

-Any shrink can tell you what's going on.

It don't take a rocket scientist to figure it out.

I'm a man.

And the love of my life is the breadwinner.

It made me feel like less of a man.

So -- So I stepped out so I could feel like a man again.

But all it did is exposed

the little boy I'd been acting like.

That's not what real men do.

-I've never thought of you as less than at all.

I believe in you because I was in for you.

I was in for us.

That's all I ever wanted.

That's the only thing I ever wanted.

God, I'm -- I'm so sorry.

-So, the woman...

The one that, obviously...

-She ain't nothing.

And it didn't show me nothing neither.

It just showed me that I don't deserve you.

I love you, though.

You know I do.

Baby, I love you.

-Why does it bother you so much that I want to forgive him?

Why?

-Because I caught him with another woman.

-Whatever.

Always been judgmental.

-You know what? Whatever. Do what you want.

-That's exactly what I'll do. What I want.

Look, I get it, Tess. He has flaws.

But when I weigh his good against his bad,

Cole is good.

-All right.

Anyway, I gotta get going.

But, look, I just gotta say this, okay?

He's going to do it again.

I got the leeks going.

Loaded with iron, a little bit of roasted cauliflower tacos.

Got the lentil soup over here.

-Cole, baby, you do not need to cook for me

like this every day, you know that.

-Oh, it's no sacrifice, m'lady.

-Thank you.

Honestly, I've never had lentil soup.

-You about to find out. -Let's see.

It's good. Mm-hmm.

- Rosé. Lentil soup. Magic. - Can't beat it.

You did it again, baby.

-Mm-hmm.

-Mm.

You just sit there and soak.

- I'm gonna go fluff your pillow. - Okay.

-...get his man in the air. Drives down the lane.

Beautiful pass to the big man underneath.

Inbound pass to the other point guard.

He's quickly surrounded by backcourt pressure.

Caught in the corner, he dribbles around...

...the baseline.

And that's a defensive blocking foul.

That's number 10's third foul of the night.

And the seventh...

Time-out called on the court...

...and shortly after this commercial break.

-Hey. -Hey, Tess.

-Hey. I just came to see Jay real quick.

-Oh. Uh, does she know you're here?

-Yeah. Well, I mean, I texted her.

- Oh, okay. - Where is she?

-Um, she's -- she's in the bathroom.

-Okay. It'll be quick. -Oh.

Jaynie bae.

Jaynie?

Cole! Cole!

Jaynie! Jaynie!

Jaynie! -Come here.

- Is she breathing? - No! Hell no, she's not.

-She ain't breathing. Hold on, baby, hold on.

-Jaynie! Jaynie!

- Call 911! Now! - B-B-B-But --

Jeez! Oh, my God!

Jaynie! Jesus.

Jaynie! ....

Jaynie! Jesus.

Jaynie. There you are.

Breathe with me. Stay with me.

Come on now. There it is. There it is.

-I guess. Uh, I need an ambulance now.

Jaynie?

-Where am I?

You're in the hospital right now.

Hey. Boy, did you scare the hell out of us.

-What happened?

-You, um -- You fell asleep in the tub.

And thank God I got to you when I did.

-Thank God she did.

Hey, don't you dare do that to me again.

Just relax.

Okay. That's seven.

Who's ready for breakfast?

Okay, so we got some cheesy eggs with bacon.

We have a fruit and yogurt parfait,

and your favorite -- a little ginger tea.

-You did not have to do all of this.

-Oh, I needed to. And you need your strength back.

-Babe, I have recovered, okay?

I have rested, and honestly, I have a lot of work to do.

-Okay. This is why you fell asleep in the bathtub.

You're burning the candle at both ends.

Take some time for yourself.

Sammy. I got to go meet him.

Uh, you need anything before I leave?

-Mnh-mnh. -Foot rub?

-No. -Okay.

-I'll take a kiss. -Okay.

You can always have one of them.

You rest up.

-I will, but I'm going to work, baby.

-You do it right in that bed. Call me if you need anything,

- okay? - Will do.

-Hey, baby. -Stop calling me.

Hmm? Where is your brain? -What am I supposed to do, Cole?

Okay. You won't see me. You won't take my calls.

-Yeah. Because it's over. I told you this a month ago.

We had something nice.

It was fun for a while, and now it's over.

I need you to understand that.

-No, Cole. Okay? No.

And you're not over it either.

I can tell.

-Girl, there are plenty of unmarried men out there.

Take your pick.

Hey, what the hell is wrong with you?

-I don't know.

Maybe I should just speak to Jaynie then.

-Uh, no, I don't think --

-You can't just toss me aside, Cole.

-Oh, my God.

-Stupid straws. -Sweetheart.

Hey, look, look at me.

I promise you, we're good, okay?

I just need you to lay low for a little while.

That ain't too much to ask, is it?

Huh? Hey, look at me.

There's great things ahead for us,

but we ain't never gonna get there

if you keep running around town acting like a fool.

So can you stop? For me, hmm?

-I'm not gonna wait forever, Cole.

-You don't gotta wait forever.

All I need you to do is be a good girl.

You wait for daddy to call you, not the other way around.

You understand? Hmm?

-Okay.

-Really, I mean it.

-Okay. I'm just -- I'm sorry. I just miss you so much.

-I c-- Mm. I-I understand, I understand.

You ain't gotta be sorry, though.

Just -- Just -- Just be patient.

That's all I need is for you to be patient.

Okay? -Okay.

-Okay.

Mm.

-Oh. -Ahh.

Hey, you know what we haven't done in a while?

-Mnh-mnh.

I'm gonna tell you right now, after all of that, baby,

this amusement park is closed.

No.

-I'm talking about skydiving.

-You know what?

You're right. We haven't done that in a while, have we?

-How about this weekend?

This is it. -All right, let's do it.

-All right. -Okay.

Hey!

-We got this. This is it. Let's go. Let's do it!

-Let's go do it!

- All right. - I'm ready, baby. Let's go.

Uh-huh.

Three, two, one.

Whoa!

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Oh, no!

- Jaynie. - Jaynie!

She's up here.

Chute got caught on a tree.

Hey, check her vitals.

- Jaynie! Jaynie! - She's a-- She's alive!

- Jaynie! - She's alive!

I got it, I got it.

-How far on that ambulance? -That's my wife.

This is my wife. Hold on. -Okay, okay, okay.

- Don't move her, don't move her. - Oh, my God.

Just hang in with her.

-How's she doing?

Her left tibia is fractured in a couple places.

She's got broken ribs, some hemorrhaging

we had to intervene with.

No significant internal damage, though.

I mean, some bruising, lacerations.

I have to guess there was enough drag left on her chute

to slow her down enough to make a difference.

Maybe her position at impact helped,

and the trees might have slowed her down a bit.

We'll never know.

But what we do know is she's gonna make it.

-Hey!

-Hey! -It's my miracle wife.

-Oh. -Hey, hey.

-Baby. -Smell those.

-Mm, they smell good. -Right?

-Mm-hmm. But you don't have to bring me flowers

every single day. -Oh, come on now.

Ain't enough flowers in the world for you, sweetheart.

How's lunch?

-I'm still trying to figure out what's lunch.

-You just say the word, I'll cook you whatever you need.

-I would like a double bacon cheeseburger from Rudy's

with extra cheese, extra bacon, extra burger.

Mm.

-I want steak fries and honey mustard sauce.

-Ooh, that sounds good?

Baby girl, you want it, you got it.

-You promise? -Hey, nothing can kill you.

-Mm. Apparently.

I see you're Mr. Popularity today.

-Oh, nah, this ain't...

This ain't nothing.

So, I was talking to the doctor.

Mm-hmm.

-He said God was on your side.

Really, he was on mine though.

I love you.

-I love you, too.

Look, don't push yourself too hard.

-I'm -- I'm not. -Go up here.

Okay. Just turn. Turn.

-Oh. All right.

- Mrs. Mitchell? - Thank you.

-Hi. I represent Boundless Skydiving.

We had an independent investigation done,

and the determination was that Boundless

can't be held liable for any damages.

Especially given the extreme rarity of the accident.

-H-How often does something like this even happen?

-For both the main and reserve chutes to fail,

as in your case, that's like 1 in 5,000,000.

- It is practically unheard of. - Okay.

But it did happen. Okay?

So it was one of your clients that provided the service.

So what are we even talking about?

-To be absolutely clear,

they provided the airplane, the pilot,

the gear, and the parachutes.

However, it was not anyone in my client's organization

who prepared the parachutes.

-Wait, wait. So who prepared the parachutes?

-Your husband did.

I'm sorry. I-I assumed you knew.

So what are you -- what are you saying to me?

-I-I'm not -- I'm not saying anything.

I'm just telling you what they said.

And I know nothing about parachuting and skydiving.

- Right. - You know that.

So it was your job to pack it up.

-Yes. -I mean, did you check?

- Yes. - Double check?

- I double checked it. - Triple checked?

-I checked them all very thoroughly.

I know what I'm doing.

I have 10,000 hours logged up there.

-Okay, well --

-So, are you actually blaming me here?

-Obviously something happened.

-I mean, they-- they could have been

messed up at the damn factory where they were made at.

I don't know.

Put yourself in my shoes. My wife just almost died.

-Babe, I'm not -- I'm not saying that you're guilty, okay?

I am simply reiterating to you what they said to me.

I'm not. -Okay, listen. Listen to me.

I understand.

I get it.

Clearly, something went wrong.

Hmm.

I just can't believe I made that mistake.

Sweetheart, I...

I mean, I didn't make that mistake.

Jaynie, I... -Baby, I know.

Okay?

-Jaynie, I can't...

I can't sit here and -- and think about you --

you dying because of something sloppy I did.

I can't think about that.

-Baby, don't think about it then.

Look at me. -I can't.

-Don't. -I can't live with myself

thinking that. -Then don't.

The question is, are we good?

-Yeah.

-I got you.

I got you, baby. -And I got you.

-Promise?

-I promise.

-What's up, Michael?

-So, what do you think you know?

-Isn't it obvious?

You're living a fake life.

Your real name is Michael Simkins.

Or it was, back in your naughtier days.

What, did you hire a private investigator

or something?

- I didn't have to. - Hmm.

-You see, back when I was gonna be your employee,

you gave me those files of yours to sort through.

Hmm? It didn't take a bloodhound to stumble

upon some inconsistencies.

And then, after a little time on the Internet,

I found some very interesting things about Michael Simkins.

-That's a disturbed individual.

-Mm. I'll say.

-I mean, before you keep going, you know,

my wife know about me being in the prison.

Yeah.

-She know it was for attempted murder?

-So where the hell are you going with this?

-You belong with me. We're one soul.

When are you gonna get that through your head?

-Nah, Jaynie's my wife.

When the hell you gonna get that through yours?

-She is right now.

But when she finds out about this --

and she will find out about this --

there's no way you're not getting divorced.

I thought alcohol was poison.

-Ah, what the hell, you know?

-Cole, this is better.

I mean, don't you see that? -Yeah, I do.

Now that you mention it.

You and me, we, uh -- we make sense.

We have since the beginning.

Yes. -Bed's right over there.

In case you still have any doubts.

-Right.

Mm.

You can be yourself around me, you know?

I mean, you can be yourself for the whole rest of our lives.

Or at least the rest of yours.

-My sister actually saw a pic--

There he is. There, babe. This is Detective Rice.

-How you doing, sir? -Hey, Detective Rice. Cole.

-Mind if I ask you a few questions?

-Of course. What's, uh... -Come sit down.

-What's going on? What's this about?

-Nikki Beaumont.

-Um...Yeah, I know her. It's, um...

-Yeah, well, they -- they found her dead.

-What? -Yeah.

-They found her body in the alley

this morning next to her building.

She either fell or was pushed off her balcony.

-Oh, my God.

-Yeah. Um, the apartment was ransacked.

Looks like a home invasion.

-Look, your wife already explained to me

about your relationship with Miss Beaumont.

-Oh, yeah. Um, I made a mistake.

-Alright. Is it okay to speak plainly, then?

-It is.

-When's the last time you saw Miss Beaumont?

-Uh, got to be, um, a couple weeks.

I mean, a few weeks. Almost a month.

-Well, the reason I ask is we're aware you received a text

from her last night. -What?

You text her? -No.

It wasn't nothing like that. She actually texted me.

I-I thought this was for someone else.

That's why I didn't even respond. Hold on. Um...

You see, "We need to talk, Michael."

I have no idea who Michael is.

I mean, this is probably somebody

you should be looking at, right? -Let me see this.

-Person of interest or whatever y'all say.

-We're looking at everyone at this point.

-Right, right. Um...

Well, since we're, um...

You know, since we're being frank right now, she was --

I mean, she was unstable. She was off.

If you had told me she'd jumped out the window head

first, swan dived, I'd have believed it, because she was...

I mean, it was scary. -Yeah.

Well, we're not ruling anything out at this point.

-Right.

-Look, I'm sorry I bothered you so early in the morning.

I'm sure you understand. -Oh. Of course.

Absolutely, man, it's not a bother at all, Officer.

-Babe, I got it. Yeah. -I got you.

-Looks like you had your own bit of an accident

there, Mrs. Mitchell. -Yeah, it's a long story.

Skydiving accident. -Skydiving, man.

People need to keep their feet on the ground around you, huh?

-Yeah, yeah. Come on. Let me show you out.

Let me get this for you, Detective.

Alright. You take care. -Yeah.

-Honestly, I've never had lentil soup.

Did he open this?

Okay. So right here in this lab result,

it says you found diphenhydramine in my system?

-Diphenhydramine.

It's an over-the-counter allergy medicine.

A sleep aid. Do you take those regularly?

-Regularly? No, I don't take them at all.

-Well, you certainly had an awful lot of it

in your system that night.

-Can you explain to me why this was mailed

to my home instead of your office calling me?

-The results came in after you were discharged,

and I see that I called you. -No.

-Actually, I spoke to your husband.

I reviewed the results with him.

His number was the contact.

Mrs. Mitchell, is everything okay?

-If Cole wanted to kill me, think about it.

The bathtub. He saved me out of that tub.

-He probably did that because I showed up right then.

Like, what if I didn't?

-You're right. -Yes.

Foreign substances were found in your system

that you did not put there.

And you survived a 1 in 5,000,000 skydiving accident

wearing a chute that he packed.

Like, come on.

-Yeah.

And there is the dead girlfriend.

-Yes.

-So you see this date right here?

This was two days before my drowning accident.

-So he spent $23 at the pharmacy on cotton balls,

for all we know? -Right. Yes.

But we went to the pharmacy. -We did.

-Alright, so he bought a large bottle of allergy pills

and a granola bar. -That's not allergy pills.

This right here, this is the exact medicine

that was found in my system.

-It's compelling. -Beyond.

-And I'm not doubting you, Mrs. Mitchell.

It's just that we can't arrest a man

who just buys a bottle of pills.

-Okay, how about tampering with the parachute, then?

-Yeah, that's enough to arrest him.

-Okay. -Do we have any proof?

-Detective Rice, are you trying to tell me

that you don't think that I'm in danger?

-What I'm saying is, if we want to make an arrest

and make it stick... -Yes.

-...we got to connect a few more dots.

-These are a lot of dots.

I mean, what do I do in the meantime?

-In the meantime, don't make him suspicious.

Don't make him mad. -What?

Don't make him mad?

Okay, I got it.

Hey, Cole, you're home.

-I am.

We got physical therapy today, remember?

-Yeah. -And I'm here to take you

because I'm awesome.

You don't have to do that actually.

I called a car and it's... -Oh, well, cancel it.

-...on its way.

-Come on. -It's okay, I got it.

-Oh.

-Who you calling? -Uh, it's just Tess.

-Oh. -Hey.

-Hey, girlie.

So I wanted to let you know that I am headed to physical therapy,

but I didn't take a rideshare because Cole came home

and he's driving me.

-Oh, okay.

-Say hey. -Hey, Tess.

-Hi, Cole. -Oh, really quickly.

You remember that idea we had the other day?

I think it's perfect.

And I think we should act on it, like, quickly.

I mean, we have the opportunity, so why not?

-Yeah. Yeah. Like why wait?

So, anyway, let's talk later?

-Alright. Love you.

Cole, that's our turn. You missed it.

-I didn't miss nothing.

-Where are we going?

-I want to show you something.

It's a surprise.

-Baby, what is this? Where are we?

-You're looking at the Sapphire Club.

Well, pre-renovation. Needless to say.

But there she goes.

Ah.

Here we are. -Mm.

-So right here is going to be the bar, whole wall.

Right over here we're going to have the dance floor

for everybody trying to bust a move.

You know how it go down, right?

-Back there we're gonna have the VIP booths,

and then right here,

we're gonna have the big main stage

for all the live music experiences.

So then right back over here in this corner.

Big old elevator. Not just any elevator. Glass elevator.

Gonna take you all the way up to the top deck.

The roof deck. Sit down. Enjoy a glass of champagne.

Take in the city view from up top.

It's gonna be nice. -It's actually impressive.

Why did you purchase diphenhydramine?

What? What is that?

It's a sleep aid.

-Well, if there's something on your mind, just say it.

-They found it in my system that night.

You ran a bath for me.

So obviously you put it in my food.

-Why would I do that?

-It's the same reason why you married me --

For my money.

So I get a little sleep aid,

and this is where your mind goes, over a little sleep pill?

-Cole you don't even take sleep aids,

And parachutes? They don't fail.

Not two times in one jump.

-So what you trying to say? I tried to kill you?

I mean, you killed Nikki.

-Oh. Do you really believe that?

-Yes. I do.

But...I have a proposition for you.

-Oh.

-Mm-hmm. I want to offer you $1 million.

I'll write you a bank check. I want a no-contest divorce.

And that way you don't have to kill me.

And the police don't have to come after you

for murdering your wife.

It's a win-win.

I live, you make money.

-What about Nikki?

-What do you mean, what about Nikki?

You and I both know you killed her.

Cops obviously have no evidence and everyone knows

that you were having an affair, so your fingerprints or DNA

being in her apartment are explainable.

-Yeah, that's the way I figured it.

Great minds think alike, huh? -Mm.

I really only did that because she threatened to split us up.

You could say that I did that for you.

-Okay. So do we have a deal?

-Mm.

Ah. That's why you successful.

Ha!

'Cause you one hell of a businesswoman.

-So I take that as a yes.

Alright, so show me the rest

of this Sapphire experience here.

See what's going on.

-No, we'll go to the bank. I'll tell you on the way.

-Well, we're here now.

Why don't you just show me?

Let me know where all my money's going.

What are you gonna do with this backspace?

-We're gonna go to the bank first.

Talk about it later. Come on.

-Okay.

-Hey. Let's go. -I'm coming.

My leg. Come on now.

-Hey! Come on. Why you moving so slow? Walk faster.

Come on. Come on.

What are we doing?

-It's over, Cole.

-What did you do?

-It's not what I did. It's what you did.

You confessed to murder.

Ah.

You think you're so smart, huh?

Did you record me?

How about I smash this phone right now?

-I didn't record you, I'm telling you.

I recorded your call.

And I've been listening this whole time.

And I've been tracking Jaynie's phone.

-Ah.

It ain't over yet, Tess.

Is it?

Cole, don't make it worse.

There's nowhere for you to go.

-Shut up!

Please, please...

-You funny.

Girl.

- Please, no. - You know, it's funny.

I told myself I was gonna forgive you,

stick this thing out with you, you know?

I tried to kill you twice.

Didn't work.

Couldn't figure it out.

Yeah, the universe is funny. I swear it was talking to me.

Feel like it's talking to me right now.

It's saying -- saying, "The third time is a charm.

Kill her now."

"Kill her now."

-Unh! -Gonna piss me off with that.

Ahh!

-Oh, you're not right in the head.

-Oh, my head was fine

till you started hitting me with this damn pipe.

Please...

-Was anything you ever said real?

Are you even a marine? -Yeah.

And I was an astronaut.

And I invented the Internet while I was up there, yeah.

Yeah, it's all true, baby girl.

You're insane.

-Oh, you heard that?

Hey, Tess, you heard that?

I can't be found guilty by reason of insanity!

- You heard that?! - Cole, the cops

are already on their way. -Stupid ass!

- Cole! - I said don't piss me off!

Stop!

Where you think you're going?

No, come to me.

Mm...

Hey!

Ahh!

Oh! Oh, thank you! Thank you, God! Thank you, God!

-I will shoot! -I'm down! I'm down!

-Stay right there. Don't move. Don't move!

Go, go!

It's over, ma'am, okay?

- Jaynie, Jaynie... - I'm down! I'm down!

Tess!

You're okay.

You're okay. You're okay.

You're okay. You're okay. You're okay.

You're okay. You're okay.

You're okay.

- Thank you. - Don't you be so charming.

Complimenting this beautiful lady.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

-Now, please, can you explain to me

exactly what it is that you do? -Sure. Thank you.

Well, it's mostly contract law, corporate clients.

You know, it's not Colonel Mustard in the den

with the candlestick, but, yeah, I've built

a nice little boring practice.

-Don't knock boring.

Boring's good.

-I hope you don't mind, but I was thinking

we might share this?

-You know what? You winning this date.

-You know, I should have gotten a refill while she was here.

Uh, you mind if I get yours topped off?

-Sure. -Cool.

I'll be right back.

- Thanks. - Yep.

-So?

-I like everything but his shoes.

-His shoes, Tess? Is that what you saw?

Did you see them?

Wait. the home brewing hobby -- is that a red flag?

-You prefer skydiving? -No.

- Exactly. - Okay, okay.

-So, we say...I continue?

-For now. But don't forget to ask him

about his relationship with his mom.

-Girl, that's my next question. -Good.

-Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Check my teeth.

-Good. -Okay.