Original subtitles

a little bit why because you're right next to me so this couch is huge why are

you sitting next to me because i want to

i'm

about to go and get ready to leave for this party anyway i don't know what the

big deal is let me go

So where, the party? Yeah.

No, you're, like, weird.

I'm not gonna bring my little step -bro to my fucking party.

Why not?

I don't, like, I mean, like, honestly, I don't care anyway.

It's probably dumb.

Those parties are stupid.

I mean, I... But I'm just saying, like, I think if you were, like, a

good accessory, you would, like, be like, oh, let me...

Bring you and introduce you to some of my friends.

No, you're weird.

I'm not weird. I don't want to bring you.

I don't care.

That's the thing.

It seems like you don't care.

I don't care.

Stop pushing me.

Ow. Ow.

You're abusing me.

I am because you're freaking... Oh,

shit.

What?

I guess the fucking party is canceled all of a sudden.

Don't laugh.

Oh, no. I'm really looking forward to going to this.

It's so sad.

I have to be a loser like me and just stay home.

I guess I'm stuck here.

I will be stuck here with you.

Damn.

We can do stuff.

Like what?

I don't know. We could do, like, party stuff.

Party stuff here with you?

Yeah.

Like what?

Like, I don't know. We could play, like, Truth or Dare.

I'm not playing Truth or Dare with you because you're such, like, a perv about

it.

Why do you think I'd be a perv? I wouldn't be a perv about it. Of course

would. It's you.

It's a game.

I mean, I guess if I'm not going anymore.

Yeah? Sure.

All right, truth or dare?

Truth.

How many guys have you had sex with? See, this is what I'm talking about.

I knew you were going to be a fucking perv.

It's not funny.

Why? That's just a question.

Why is it?

Okay, I don't know, like maybe 20?

That's so many.

Oh, God.

Not really. That's crazy.

I guess.

That's what you think.

Now your turn.

Okay.

Do you think I do the same thing?

No. Truth or dare?

Uh, truth.

Truth again for me?

No, you have to ask me a question now. I'm supposed to tell the truth.

Okay.

Have you even ever slept with a girl?

Yes. Really?

Yes! Okay, so I guess...

remember um cindy cindy yeah you are such a liar we

didn't i didn't like we didn't date or whatever but like we went like canoeing

that one time and then we had we had sex i don't i don't think so i'm not

i'm telling the truth word of god the truth i think you're lying but okay

okay so truth or dare

Dare you to shoot me a boob?

No, I'm not going to do that.

It's through the air.

There.

Hell yeah.

I can't believe I just did that.

Oh my god. Okay.

Truth or dare?

Okay, I dare you to let me punch you in the balls for fucking coming out of that

shit.

Such an asshole.

Jesus Christ.

I don't think that's how games are supposed to work. Well, that's what you

for making me pull my boob out. Oh my God.

Rolls are rolls.

Holy shit.

It's fine. I barely felt anything.

You're crazy.

Alright, truth or dare?

Truth.

Are you wearing panties?

Um... Maybe?

Why do you even know that?

That's not a question. It's a truth or dare. You have to answer it. Yes or no?

No, I'm not.

Holy shit.

Prove it.

Prove it? I don't believe you.

crazy right all right truth or dare

uh truth is your

dick over five inches yes

yes yes now i know you're just lying i'm not i'm kidding i'm doing everything

that you're telling me to and you're just gonna lie about that i'm not lying

it's definitely over five inches Okay, prove it. I've measured it. Prove it.

Prove it.

Prove it.

So you want me to just pull it out? Yeah.

Look what you just made me do. It's only fair.

I will.

I'll pull it out.

Okay, do it.

I mean, like, it's, like, it's not, it's over five inches hard, right?

Yeah.

Okay, well, it's like not... I feel like it... Can I do the horror?

I guess so.

You're gonna prove yourself.

Because I really feel like you just have a small little dick.

It's not... It's a lot bigger.

I swear to God.

Just like you said that you've had sex with someone before, right?

And which is all for the truth.

Really? Yeah.

Let's see.

See?

What do you want

to see?

Yes.

I mean, you're really trying to prove yourself there, huh? Yeah, just give me

like a minute.

Okay.

Maybe you weren't lying.

Maybe it is a little bit more than five inches.

Maybe a little bit more. See?

I told you.

I mean, that's surprising.

I didn't know my little brother had a baby stick like that.

Yeah, well, there's like a lot of people who know about me, probably.

Probably.

Alright, truth or dare?

Dare.

I dare to put your feet on my cock.

Really?

You're such a perv.

Like that?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's like rub them all together.

You probably think that's weird.

You said you've had sex, so have you had sex for more than two minutes?

Yes. Yes?

Yes.

I mean, I want to say I don't believe you, but you

have been proving me wrong.

So, you said you've had sex for more than two minutes, so why don't you prove

that?

Can you?

What? Prove that you can have sex for more than two minutes.

Are you being serious?

Yeah, I'm being serious. Are you scared?

No. Are you lying?

No, I just... Do you really want me to... Okay, I'll prove it.

You will?

Yeah. Yeah?

That doesn't count.

I want to make sure that you can laugh.

I can. I can. I'm just... Yeah, you said you were improving.

Okay, yeah, I'm improving.