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Can I help you?

What are you doing?

I'm reading.

Obviously.

Why are you like this?

Like what?

You're like an autistic weirdo.

Like you just read. Okay, I'm on the spectrum.

You don't need to like bully me about.

What's wrong with that?

It's my like.

My reader. Like, it helps me read.

Why do the letters look like that?

Because I have dyslexia.

You... Oh, my God.

You're so mean, dude. That's fucked up.

You're the worst stepbrother ever. Like, that's so mean. Like, how would you...

Why would you say that to me?

Like, you know. You know I have, like, difficulty reading. I've been running to

read this book for months.

And now I finally got this Kindle.

thing so i can read finally so there's a mold oh my god whatever i don't ever

see you reading and reading makes people smart so maybe you're just stupid

reading's for losers i read stuff on my phone i read like memes

and like a normal person yeah i mean memes yeah okay let's read into you

okay sure whatever whatever

How do you choose to educate yourself about the world? We're on vacation.

By all means.

We're on vacation. You're not supposed to be in your room like just reading

autism books like fucking Spurs. Dude, you're so mean.

I can choose to spend my trip however I want. Leave me alone.

Leave me alone.

Weirdo. Weirdo. No, I'm not.

You need to see the problem is you weren't bullied. That's what's wrong.

Oh, you think I need to be bullied?

You think I need to be bullied?

Yes.

Maybe you need to be bullied.

Maybe you're the dumb one.

Hmm? Ever thought about that? I'm the bully. Ever thought about that? Ever

thought about that?

Get off me. Get off me. Get off me.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're starting to eat everything.

Leave me alone.

Don't you have other things to do? Listen, you know what this is called?

you have, like, plans or something? What?

I do have plans because I'm a cool guy. I do cool stuff.

I'm trying to be a good stepbrother and help you stop being such a ridiculous

nerd all the time. What are you suggesting?

There's like a party tonight at the beach.

I met like this cool dude named Ralph and it's going to be like... A cool dude

named Ralph met a stranger at the... They're going to have like a bonfire

It's going to be like tons of people there. It's going to be really cool.

You need to like... I want you to come. Do you know these people?

Yeah, they're my friends now.

As of today?

Yes, because that's what, like, a cool guy like me can do. I just go out and

meet people, and I became friends with them, and, like, I have, like, I have,

like, sex.

Oh, my God. You do not have sex.

Yes, I do. Like, you've seen me without sex before.

No, I haven't. I had sex. I literally have not.

You don't even need to stay in your room and read all the time.

There is no way. You fucking loser.

Oh, my God. You probably have a small dick anyways. Like, there's no way.

You don't have sex at all.

Why are you lying to me?

I have sex literally, like, All the time with like really hot girls and my dick

is really big.

Your dick is big? You think your dick is big? Yeah. Compared to what? How would

you know?

How would you know? Tell me. Tell me. Fuck.

Enlighten me.

Common knowledge.

Common knowledge. And girls tell me all the time. They're like. I was like

looking at a bunch of people's wieners.

Whatever. Yeah. And the girls tell you. Yeah. Girls tell me how big it is.

I'm just saying like. How many girls have had sex with you?

I don't even know honestly because it's like. It's just.

happens so much it's like maybe it does happen for you a lot and maybe that's

because you're bad at it and girls don't want to do it again with you no i i

have a point i'm just trying to like listen i'm just trying to be a good big

brother and help you out like instead of being jealous of me because it's

probably what you are like that i am jealous of you i'm cool and have sex and

stuff all the time it's like you should hang out with me more and i'll help you

Because you're probably a virgin. Let's be honest. I'm not a virgin.

I'm pretty sure you've never had sex before. I have 100 % had sex with very

nice, very intelligent guys.

I don't think so.

You don't think so?

Show me your dick.

What? You said your dick's big.

Yeah.

Show me.

Let me do that. You think I'm so, yeah, autistic? Well, let me use my hyper

fixation on facts about the world and analyze that your penis is probably

fucking tiny.

It's probably tiny.

Show me your boobs.

I'm not showing my boobs.

All right, my dick is big. I'll show you if you want. You're going to show me?

You think I'm fucking lying?

Yeah, show me.

Let's see.

Yeah, see?

Well, it's not. It's like, I gotta get it, like, hard. It's tiny.

You can tell it gets, like, a lot bigger.

How would I know?

It probably doesn't. That's probably how it is. I can't, like, you know, like,

normally, like, when I'm with, like, a hot chick or whatever, it's like she's,

you know, like, starts fucking on it and stuff, and it gets, like, super hard,

and then she's like, I want that sex.

Wait, a girl that's fucking beanstalk or something?

What do you want me to do about it? Listen, okay.

You're giving me a hard time. Like, I could show you a picture on my phone.

Like, prove it's big. Why do you have pictures? Ew.

To send to girls.

Ew.

Girls don't like stuff like that. Like, I don't know. Guys are, like, made to

think that girls are into that. And, like, they're not.

Girls ask me to see my dick.

They talk to me and they're like, oh, cool.

All right. Whatever.

I highly doubt that. I'll show it. Cause I mean, you do have big balls.

Thanks.

I mean, it's like, you can't, I mean, you can't like fucking make it hard.

Weird. Weird. I'm just looking at it from a purely clinical perspective.

I mean, I could like.

I'm trying to jerk off, I guess.

Yeah, just do that. Yeah, just try to jerk off, see what happens.

Looks like nothing's happening.

It takes a minute. Am I just being impatient, or what? It takes a minute.

Okay. God, you're like... Sorry, I'm trying my best.

Like, just kind of like a couple.

Like, kind of like this.

Okay.

Like a bag.

Is that doing anything?

Yeah.

Is it like a fucking blood pressure cuff or something?

I don't know.

I mean, this is probably the first time you've ever, like, touched balls. No,

it's not.

Have you ever had sex before?

Yes.

Do I know? Kind of.

I've had sex before.

Did you?

I've done things with, like, my mouth, for sure.

Did you, like, spit on it?

Like here?

Yeah.

You sure?

Is it going to be weird?

No, it's cool.

I don't like telling anyone, right?

No, don't.

Okay.

Like that?

Yeah, that's actually... Does that help?

Yeah.

Okay.

I'm not an idiot.

Like, I know how guys' bodies work, okay?

I paid attention in that class.

Can I just, like, show you my boobs or something?

Do you know what a blowjob is?

You probably don't.

Shut up. I'm going to leave. Stop making fun of me. I'm not.

Even though it's, like, really easy to make fun of you.

Look, see? Everyone wants to make fun of the autistic girl. Just wait.

Look, see?

It's almost totally hard. It's pretty big.

I'm going to put it on the tip.

Really? Do you even know what a blowjob is? That was not a blowjob. I was

fucking with you, obviously.

Yes, my girls are hot.

Surprise, surprise.

So you've, like, definitely, like, done some sex stuff before.

Don't act so surprised.

I am.

I never see you do anything.

Well, yeah.

Why would you have seen that?

Like your balls? Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Are you, like, freaking?

Yeah. Of course I am. Are you sure? I don't know if you are.

Like, freaking how?

I don't know if you're, like, open to it.

Why? Tell me.

I think it's weird.

No. It's something I'm, like, kind of into.

Why?

Have you heard of, like, rumming?

Yeah.

Are you, like, about it, or?

Yeah, I think it's hot.

Yeah? You don't do that.

Yes, I do.

I'm, like, so, I'm super into it.

I'll show you. Yeah.

That's really hard.

Okay,

well, my assessment is that

it's actually... It's actually pretty big. I'm not going to lie.

See, I told you.

Okay, well, I didn't think you were going to be right.

Let me see your boobs.

See my tits? Yeah, let me see them. Oh my god.

Let me do it.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, they're actually super nice.

Mm -hmm.

I thought you, like, stuffed your bra.

No, oh my god.

You know what? People don't do that anymore.

They don't? No.

Yeah, it's pretty nice.

Not gonna lie.

Good job.

My butt. Yeah, let me see.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck,

Ed.

That's nice.

You're like fucking, actually like really hot.

Yeah. Again, don't actually cry.

I'm nervous.

I don't want to stick it in. Can I stick it in? You're going to stick it in?

Yeah. Really?

Yeah.

Okay. I guess.

What are you going to live for?

It feels like bigger in me. Oh my God.

Like, we should not be doing this.

No, there's no way.

It's my fault? Why is this my fault?

Oh, my God.

Okay, well, the books I read are not like that crazy, okay?

Were you looking through my books or something?

So what? I read smut, okay?

Girl can read what she wants.

Yeah, well, why do you think I read all the time?

Oh my god, fuck!

Oh my god.

Enough with the insult.

Enough with the insult.

Oh my god. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh my

god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

You're so good at that.

Oh,

fuck.

I wasn't talking shit.

I guess I was a little bit.

Yeah? That's what I thought. Pretty bad.

Yeah.

Fuck. Fuck.

Ah.

Anyone done that before?

You better stop making fun of me. I'm not, okay?

Are we going to this party? See, I told you I would do something exciting.

Okay, like... I don't want to go to this party.

Okay, well, we should, like, hang out more.

Okay. Are you going to leave me alone so I can read now?

Yes.