Original subtitles

["We R The Heroes" playing]

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are too young ♪

-♪ Here we go ♪ -♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break the way you are ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Everybody says we're ugly ♪

♪ Everybody says we're tiny and shabby ♪

♪ But nobody knows We have huge passion and guts ♪

♪ And fiery heart ♪

♪ We know who we are And where we're going ♪

♪ It's time for us ♪

♪ It's time to rush ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are too young ♪

-♪ Here we go ♪ -♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break the way you are ♪

[music ends]

[Internet personality] 51 Library.

A bank vault?

Probably tough, right?

Wrong!

Look at it. It's freaking dust.

Yeah, worst part is, the dust gets everywhere,

and suddenly it's my job to sweep it up.

I'm a security guard. I hate doing chores.

And this butcher guy,

he got robbed of all his meat by a freaking tiger.

Honestly, I got no problem serving tigers,

but they gotta wait in line like everyone else.

What is even happening?

If you're not demanding to know the truth

by shouting at every person you know in your entire life,

then what are you even doing?

-Oh, man. -Hmm?

51 Library is right, Mikey.

They have to be talking about guys like Crying Man.

I don't know. Maybe it's all made up.

Made up?

Uh, did you watch the video?

You know, you don't get to have 3 million subscribers

when you just make stuff up.

-Doug, my man. -Oh? [whimpers]

-[Vicky] Hmm? -What up, Vicky?

And when we start posting videos, oh, man.

Just think about the money we can make, dude.

Lucy, you've seen the weird stuff going on around town, right?

Huh?

[chuckles]

What? Um, I mean, I saw some stuff on the news.

-And you saw that viral video. -[gasps]

Which happens to be shot by the glamorous and talented moi.

Is that the one with the hamster on the skateboard?

[Nick] No, the other one.

[fingers snap]

♪ The lights on the stage are bright ♪

♪ Passionate music starts to play ♪

♪ I've hidden my feelings for you ♪

♪ It is time to show you myself ♪

♪ Hey, you You don't have to be shy ♪

♪ Of the petals I blew to you ♪

[cheering]

♪ I run to you with a rose I'm flying high! ♪

-♪ Lucy, will you marry me? ♪ -[Lucy gasps]

Mike.

I like you, Lucy Weller.

Hmm? Hmm?

[music fades]

Why are you winking like that?

[Mike groans]

Don't say anything creepy. Don't let her know how pretty she is

or how you want to marry her on a mountain.

It's because your hair is, um, really ugly.

Uh, oh.

[clears throat]

See? I'm the guy from the video.

-Huh? [chuckles] -Hmm?

You're the big guy in the cape?

[groans] No.

I'm the guy shooting the video.

See? That's my finger.

Wow. Your finger must be so famous.

Come on, Lucy.

[both groan]

[all screaming]

[person] Run!

Run! That lady's a freaking nutjob!

-[panting] -[dog barks, whines]

[shouts, grunts]

[screams]

[growling]

[roars]

-[dog whines] -[whimpering]

[chuckles] Lucky, teach that rude, arrogant, smelly dog some manners.

And I don't much care for his pet either.

[barks]

-[screams] -[munches] Zero Gravity.

-[snarling] -[whimpering]

[Lucky barks]

-Bad puppy. -[Lucky growls]

No biting of strangers. Yes?

Whoa.

American chips. Sour cream and onion.

What an incredible combo.

[sighs] Run away now.

[whimpering]

Put my baby down. He's a sweet boy.

It's that awful man and his mongrel that started this.

Lady, I'm just here for the comic book.

If you hand it over now, this doesn't have to get ugly.

Ugly.

It is very bad.

I do not recommend.

Lucky, attack!

Yo, CM. Can I get a refill?

Yep.

-[clears throat] -Nick?

What's that weird mustache?

Hmm.

What is he doing here?

[laughs] I'm a helper.

He's a superhero, and you've got him doing chores? [groans]

This is why I'm glad you have a manager.

-I have a manager? -Hmm.

[growls]

Okay, puppy.

Shall we start on some obedience training, eh?

Mighty Very Heavy Gravity!

[barks]

[whines]

-[Gravity grunts] -[Lucky snarls]

[growling, snarling]

[speaking Russian]

So, you beat my gravity.

It's been long since I've met so interesting opponent.

Let us have a proper match with our fists.

Much Lighter With The Gravity!

No, Gravity. Don't!

[snarling]

[groans, grunts]

-You are very naughty puppy. [grunts] -[growls]

[exclaims]

That's enough out of you, Grandma.

-Lucky, return. [grunts] -No!

-Huh? -[Gravity grunts]

Huh?

[both gasp] Get the book.

Heavy Gravity!

[growling]

Whoa.

[screams]

[both straining]

[clears throat]

As your manager, here are the results of my genius research.

Whoa!

Only people with really great imaginations can summon a hero.

Also, we know that when Crying Man used up all his energy with Comicalize Attack,

Mike fainted too.

That means you guys are psychically linked through imagination.

So, basically, Crying Man uses your imagination energy

when he uses his powers.

Translation: The greater the imagination, the greater the power.

If you use Comicalize too soon,

you run out of power before the fight is over.

And once a hero goes back into his book, he needs time to recover.

But what if your imagination grows?

Mike, if you let your imagination run wild,

-think of how powerful Crying Man will be. -Ha!

-I'ma get stronger? Cool. -Hmm? Huh?

So let's talk step one.

Get ready 'cause here it is.

-Whoa. It's-- It's-- [inhales sharply] -Huh?

[whimpers]

[Nick, Crying Man] Wow.

-Introducing, Super Awesome Man. -[laughs]

This is awful.

Wait. Now say the catchphrase.

[sighs, exclaims]

[sighs]

"Fighting crime is super awesome."

What a performance! Bravo!

I can see it now.

Super Awesome Man and Crying Man:

-Champions of justice. -[Mike groans]

[gasps] Sad Sense. Someone needs help.

-[Nick] Perfect. -Huh?

You guys get down there.

I'll get the video, and we'll be raking in the cash money.

-Okay, let's go. -No way.

I'm not going out there dressed like this.

Mike, do you want to be a poor, broke nobody all your life?

I'm not a poor, broke nobody.

Yeah, sure.

Don't you notice how much your mom is struggling to get by?

She can use some help.

I mean, ever since your dad left--

-Oh-- -[Crying Man gasps]

I'm sorry.

No, I get it.

Maybe you should just leave too.

[strains, speaks Russian]

I'm out of shape.

I need to make with new plan.

-Huh? -[growling]

[strains] Zero Gravity!

Hmm.

Huh?

Lucky, quit being a silly Billy gumdrop.

Doggy paddle!

Huh? [grunts]

[pants]

Good boy. That's Mama's good boy.

Gravity, use Hi-Force Fives.

Oh.

[speaks Russian]

[grunts]

[panting]

Ha! Silly doggo.

I have survived in vacuum of space.

I am nimble like fox in zero gra--

[whimpers]

[groans] Why did I bring up his dad?

-It's just business. -[phone chimes]

Hmm?

Huh?

Uh-huh.

[snarling]

Good boy. Who's a good boy?

[chuckles] You did not think you would escape so easily, yes?

[exclaims, grunts]

Gravity Gyro-Drop!

How do you like fighting me?

You could say it has its ups and downs.

[laughs] I make joke.

[laughs] It's good to laugh.

[grunts]

Comicalize! Lucky, Pump Up!

-[grunts] -[groans]

[growling]

Uh-oh.

[roars, snarls]

[Gravity grunting]

[screams]

[groans]

-[groans] You are tough puppy. -[growling]

Strong like wolf.

Gravity, Comicalize: Infinity Drill Moon Step!

[Gravity strains, grunts]

[exclaiming]

[straining]

100 times gravity!

Infinity Drill Moon Step!

[screams]

[panting]

[whimpers]

These books don't belong with somebody like you.

Ha! Flawless victory.

[chuckles]

[doorbell rings]

Oh.

Uh, am I at the right place?

I'm here to see, uh, Dirk.

Dirk, one of your little Internet friends is here.

-Hmm? Mom, I got it. -Uh, oh. Ooh.

-Go watch your stories. -[Mom stammers]

Come on in.

Uh--

[creaks]

[whimpers] You know what? This is looking a little sketchy.

So, maybe I should--

You can't go.

You just got here.

Isn't that right, Mummy Girl?

[screaming]

Hmm.

[chuckles]

["Teenage Dreaming" playing]

♪ 7:00 a.m. It's morning ♪

♪ Gotta get up and ready ♪

♪ No time to eat my breakfast The bus is here already ♪

♪ No time for fun and play Just gotta get through the day ♪

♪ But then I see you And the way seems brighter ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ We don't need to grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ My chin is rough and scratchy Voice is getting low and cracky ♪

♪ Friends wanna hang and party Mom and Dad said I'll be sorry ♪

♪ When did I get so cranky? And what is all this acne? ♪

♪ But then you smile And it all makes sense ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ We don't need to grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ So don't you worry about the future ♪

♪ No need to hurry ♪

♪ There's nothing wrong or bad With being unsure ♪

♪ So don't you worry about the future ♪

♪ You're perfect Being just the way you are ♪

♪ Do you think that she likes me? I don't have the guts to ask her ♪

♪ Feel like the frog from stories Oh, every day I see her ♪

♪ Can life go back to normal? I don't really know the answer ♪

♪ This isn't like the love From romance movies ♪

♪ Teenage dreaming ♪

♪ Teenage dreaming ♪

♪ We don't need to grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ Even when we're old We'll just look back ♪

♪ We'll miss our teenage dreams And miss the past ♪

[music ends]