Original subtitles

["We R The Heroes" playing]

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are too young ♪

-♪ Here we go ♪ -♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break the way you are ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Everybody says we're ugly ♪

♪ Everybody says we're tiny and shabby ♪

♪ But nobody knows We have huge passion and guts ♪

♪ And fiery heart ♪

♪ We know who we are And where we're going ♪

♪ It's time for us ♪

♪ It's time to rush ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are too young ♪

-♪ Here we go ♪ -♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break the way you are ♪

[music ends]

The city. My city.

This city has my phone number.

It sends me emojis.

Smiley face. Frowny face. Big thumbs up.

I am Black Knight.

I am the shadow. I am the darkness. I am…

at the wrong house.

Hmm.

[panting] This city. My city.

Ooh. It's a big city.

Oh, boy. [grunting]

[grunts] Hmm.

[exclaims]

Paper.

Searching.

Duck behind cactus.

Finger walking to justice.

Aha! Mission accomplished

and faster than usual too.

And now, to make my escape,

slipping away like a cat into the night without anyone knowing I was here.

Uh-oh.

[screaming]

[Mike] Where are we going?

[Crying Man] We're going to the saddest place in the city.

[screaming]

Huh? Oh, it's not that bad.

We can just call 911. I'm sure everyone got out all right. [chuckles]

Somebody help! Please!

-My daughter is still in there! -[gasps]

[parent] Somebody!

Okay, fine, it's bad.

[groans] Sad Sense tingling.

We've got a life to save!

-Let's go! -Yeah.

Me? Why me?

-[groans] -Come on, Mike. You could be a hero.

[gasps]

Mike, number one hero guy.

[gasps]

[sighs] Oh, Mike. I was wrong about you. You're wonderful.

[chuckles]

-[fire crackling] -[blows raspberry] Okay. I'm in.

Let's go into that burning house.

We're already inside.

I immediately regret this decision.

[chuckles]

[grunting]

[groans]

So bright. Why can't fire make things darker?

Good thing I am nimble like a cat.

-[child whimpers] Help! Mom, help! -[groans]

[whimpers] Mommy, help. Mom-- Huh?

-[screams] -[grunts]

Whoa. Did you see that dive?

That was cool. Sometimes I impress even myself.

[whimpers] Who are you?

[grunts] I am the terror that strikes fear in the darkness.

I am the shadow of the dark night of the soul.

I am the monster that lives under the bed of evil.

-I am-- Oh. -I'm Becky.

[chuckles]

It's nice to meet you, Becky.

-[crying] -We have to get out of here.

-[coughing] -There's a little girl in here somewhere.

We have to find her.

I sense sadness.

Oh, it's coming from the second floor. Come on.

Don't worry, Becky.

I am the legendary, courageous and punctual Black Knight.

I have no fear, so I'll easily get us to safety.

[screams]

On second thought, let's stay here for a minute.

That's the heroic thing to do.

-[Mike] Hello? Is anybody there? -Okay.

-Huh? Who? -Huh?

Help! We're upstairs! Hurry!

-This way. Let's go. -[coughing]

I have used my mighty throat muscles to summon help.

Are you scared?

What? No. Me? [chuckles] I don't get scared.

Please, hurry!

I'm totally a tough guy. Like, always.

Help! Save us!

Uh, yeah, and this is all standard hero stuff, by the way.

I do it all the time.

[screaming]

Whoa. All this hero stuff is exhausting.

I feel like I've been beat up by a truck.

I tried to tell you. With your imagination, we're linked.

Linked?

Yeah, the more energy I use, the more energy you use.

[coughing] What happens when I run out of energy?

Well, let's just make sure we're out of the fire when that happens.

We heard a child scream.

Is everything okay?

Yes, it was the child screaming. Definitely the child.

Whoa. Who are you?

On the clock of justice, when evil ticks, I am the one who tocks.

I am Black Knight.

-Hi. [chuckles] -And this is Becky.

Uh, you're a superhero?

I could've sworn I just said that.

Hey, wait a minute.

You look kind of familiar.

Are you one of Scott's heroes too?

Sure am. Name's Crying Man.

[Becky whimpers]

[gasps] We gotta get out of here!

Tear Split! [crying]

Okay. I think we got this.

Let's go.

[grunting]

[Mom] What's going on? Where is she?

[gasps]

[Mom] It's a miracle.

[bystanders cheering]

Oh, my baby.

Oh.

I am also okay too. Thanks for asking.

Who are you?

[chuckles]

I am the ghost of night whispers.

I am-- Whoa.

[gasps] Oh, no!

[grunting]

[Crying Man, Mike groan]

Um, I've returned to, uh, save you guys too.

-Apparently. -How can this get worse?

[screaming]

[groans] Can't hold on much longer.

[Mike whimpering]

Crying Man, remember from the comic book?

Use your Tragic Jet and get us out of here.

[straining]

Uh-oh. I'm out of tears.

[groaning]

[sniffles] Who would've thought that Mike would die tragically? [sobbing]

This is so sad.

Without my love, who would be there for me?

-Hey, how about me? -Oh, yeah, that works.

Let's get some pizza.

Nick's taking Lucy to get pizza?

I've only been dead like five minutes. [groans]

[whistling]

[gasps] You're doing it, Mike. Your sad imagination is working.

Now, go to page 18 and use my Comicalize Power.

[groans]

[whimpering]

Here! Crying Man!

Comicalize: Tsunami Tears!

[groans]

[screaming]

[crying]

[groans]

["Cry for You" playing]

[Nick] Ooh, people are gonna love this video.

[screaming]

-Crying Man. -Mike.

You did it.

[groaning]

[music ends]

It's my turn.

[grunting]

[gasping]

Oh, yeah!

[shouts] Too bright.

[bystanders coughing]

Mike. [muffled] Are you okay, dude?

What were you thinking?

-I was just trying to help. -I was just trying to help.

Where is it?

[groans]

Sweet. [chuckles]

Another brand-new comic for Dirk-O.

Dorko?

Black Knight, return.

[scoffs]

Wait, slow down.

So superheroes come out of your imagination?

I think so.

[yawns] Oh, I'm still beat.

Oh, so that means…

Crying Man!

Huh?

What gives? This comic book is broken.

Stop. You're doing it wrong.

-Crying Man? -You rang?

-What? -Oh?

Why can't I do that?

-Oh, I see the problem. -[scoffs]

-You've got no imagination. -What?

According to the original story, Crying Man always wanted to be a fireman,

but they wouldn't let him join because he cried all the time.

[chuckles] Well, it looks like you got your wish yesterday.

Look at me now.

I saved Becky, put out the fire and made new friends.

-What a day. -Focus.

If we're going to be superheroes, we gotta test out Crying Man's skills.

Great.

Let's go.

["We R The Heroes" playing]

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool ♪

♪ We're the heroes ♪

Tear Blast, check.

Your voice is annoying.

Huh? [crying]

[Mike shouts]

[Nick] Hmm. The sadder he is, the stronger he is. Nice.

Hmm?

♪ Everybody says we're ugly ♪

♪ Everybody says we're tiny and shabby ♪

[Nick] Taste test, not bad.

Next we gotta test that super blast thing you did.

Tear Tornado or whatever.

Every hero has a Comicalize power, but it takes a lot of energy.

So you have to use it carefully.

Comicalize: Tsunami Tears!

So much sadness!

[crying]

♪ It's time to break the way you are ♪

[groans]

Ooh, Mike.

What did you imagine?

An orphaned kitten.

Saddest thing I could think of.

Mike. You can't just use your imagination so carelessly.

If I get too sad, I could flood an entire city.

[chuckles]

Who even made these comic books anyway?

Scott? Who's that?

Scott was great. Such an amazing imagination.

He created so many cool heroes.

Dude, we gotta get those books.

Think of all the heroes we can get.

Hmm. Scott's comics.

[chewing]

Hmm. [chuckles]

[coughing]

Chip stuck in my throat. [chuckles] I got it though. [coughs]

No. Yeah, I'm good. [chuckles]

["Teenage Dreaming" playing]

♪ 7:00 a.m. It's morning ♪

♪ Gotta get up and ready ♪

♪ No time to eat my breakfast The bus is here already ♪

♪ No time for fun and play Just gotta get through the day ♪

♪ But then I see you And the way seems brighter ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ We don't need to grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ My chin is rough and scratchy Voice is getting low and cracky ♪

♪ Friends wanna hang and party Mom and Dad said I'll be sorry ♪

♪ When did I get so cranky? And what is all this acne? ♪

♪ But then you smile And it all makes sense ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ We don't need to grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ So don't you worry about the future ♪

♪ No need to hurry ♪

♪ There's nothing wrong or bad With being unsure ♪

♪ So don't you worry about the future ♪

♪ You're perfect Being just the way you are ♪

♪ Do you think that she likes me? I don't have the guts to ask her ♪

♪ Feel like the frog from stories Oh, every day I see her ♪

♪ Can life go back to normal? I don't really know the answer ♪

♪ This isn't like the love From romance movies ♪

♪ Teenage dreaming ♪

♪ Teenage dreaming ♪

♪ We don't need to grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ Even when we're old We'll just look back ♪

♪ We'll miss our teenage dreams And miss the past ♪

[music ends]