Original subtitles

["We R The Heroes" playing]

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are too young ♪

-♪ Here we go ♪ -♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break the way you are ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Everybody says we're ugly ♪

♪ Everybody says we're tiny and shabby ♪

♪ But nobody knows We have huge passion and guts ♪

♪ And fiery heart ♪

♪ We know who we are And where we're going ♪

♪ It's time for us ♪

♪ It's time to rush ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are too young ♪

-♪ Here we go ♪ -♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break the way you are ♪

[music ends]

[radio host] Good morning, everyone.

You're listening to KBBX with Gunter and Wacky John.

[groans]

It will be a good morning if this dense fog ever clears up.

Isn't that right, Wacky John?

[Wacky John] Hyuk! I'm wacky! [laughs]

[groans] I hate you, Wacky John.

Can't see anything in this fog.

-[screaming] -What the--

[grunts]

[groaning]

-[groans] -[grunting]

Great Drop Kick!

[superhero screams]

[scoffs] Nobody is stronger than the Great Finger.

Take a seat and learn.

Belly Bomb! Sumo Strike! Electric Elbow!

Platinum Pile Driver!

-[screams] Zero Gravity! -Huh?

[car alarm blaring]

[chuckles] My friend.

You thought you were taking me down, but instead, it is I taking you up.

[laughs]

Gravity Gyro Drop!

-[Great Finger grunts] -[chuckles]

You tell me to take seat, and I have, but seat is you.

[laughs]

[superhero grunting]

[babbles] My turn.

-[screams] -Almighty Finger Flick!

[shouts]

Gotcha.

Welcome to the team, Gravity.

[upbeat rock music playing]

[music continues on speakers]

Forty dollars? That's a lot of money.

Allow the maestro to do what we experts call "Le Haggle."

[sighs] Here we go.

Forty dollars? [chuckles]

How about $30?

How about 40?

-Thirty-five. -Forty.

Thirty-seven. Final offer.

Forty.

[chuckles] Okay, okay.

My really real final offer is 39.

Take it or leave it.

Cute.

Okay, tell you what.

How about $40, and you can get

this garbage.

You got a deal.

[chuckles]

[customer 1] So, he's a superhero that cries a lot?

We could've at least got a comic I've heard of.

You're dealing in the past, Mikey.

I'm all about the future, baby.

-Eyes forward. -[sighs] My eyes are forward.

[both grunt, groan]

[Mike whimpers, gasps]

[gasps]

Snow?

This time of year?

[exclaims] Could it be?

I just went to go shopping, and now I run into my true love.

[sighs]

Oh! Even the heavens themselves rain their blessings upon us.

[gasps] The snowflakes.

What perfect metaphor for our unique and beautiful love.

-[customer 2] Mike. -Huh?

-[fingers snap] -Hey.

-[groans] -Earth to Mikey.

Not the time for one of your regular daydreams.

Are you okay?

[chuckles] Sorry about my friend.

-I'm fine. I'm fine. -Oh.

Watch where you're going.

Oh, I should watch so I can watch you.

Uh-- So I don't run into you.

But we could run into each other again.

Uh, but not physically. You know what I'm saying?

-[chuckles] -[groans]

[chuckling]

[sighs]

Great.

That was Lucy Weller.

The Lucy Weller.

Now she is going to tell everybody at the party what freaks we are.

What time is that party again?

-You said your mom wouldn't let you go. -[sighs] Mmm.

[grunts]

[dishwasher runs]

See? Violence solves everything.

That's a terrible lesson.

You report on all the dark corners of this crime-infested city,

and you realize it's full of terrible lessons.

Is there really that much drama in covering dog fashion shows,

-cat fashion shows, reptile fashion shows. -[gulps]

Wow. There's a lot of animal fashion shows in this town, huh?

You just wait.

When I win my Pulitzer, then you'll see.

Mmm?

Mike.

Oh, uh, I was just thinking about what a great mom you are,

so I got you a present.

[gasps] Whoa.

Dirty Potato's lost album, Drive-By Sunnyside?

Where did you find it?

[stammers] I have my sources.

You know, I went to the opening concert for their Madness Skull tour.

-[hard rock music playing] -Whoa! Burn it all down!

[exclaims]

[sighs]

I'm the reason they started nailing the chairs to the floor.

Mmm? Wait. What do you want?

[Mike] "I saved the Earth,

but now what am I supposed to do with the rest of my weekend?"

This comic is really weird.

[groans] Relax. I'm coming. I'm coming.

[sighs]

"Wherever there is crime, I'll be there.

Whenever someone needs help, I'll be there.

Whenever people just need to let it out with a good cry, I'll be there.

Because I am Crying Man!"

[whimpering]

[screaming]

[grunting]

[screams] Who are you?

[crying] You don't recognize me?

I'm Crying Man.

Huh? Who are you?

-Where's Scott? -[mom] Mike, is everything okay?

[gasping]

A weird guy in spandex is in the bathroom!

[groans] Another one of his stories.

Mike, are you bleeding or dying?

[stammers] No.

Right. Well, I've gotta head out now,

so have fun going to the party with your weird "spandex-wearing" hero.

Wait, Mom! Mom!

-[Crying Man sobbing] -[whistling]

Huh?

My costume is weird?

Hey, w-what's wrong?

[sobs] Who says that?

-I-I mean, i-it's not that-- -[whimpering]

[screams]

[muffled crying]

[Crying Man panting]

You're real.

I feel a million times better.

Good to get it out.

[sighs]

All right, l-let's just calm down, okay?

Who are you?

I'm Crying Man.

The Sultan of Sorrow.

The Melancholy Man of Justice.

I'm a superhero.

But you were in my comic book.

Of course, and you called me into your world.

It was an accident.

[whimpering]

Do you not like me? [gasps]

Is it because of my costume?

You think it's stupid, don't you? [gasps]

[screaming]

Oh, God.

What have I done?

I'm sorry, Mr. Action Figure!

[wailing]

[screams]

[grunting] Stop!

Quit it! What's wrong with you? Don't break everything!

I'm sorry. Don't yell at me. [screams]

-[wailing] -Stop!

Stop! Crying Man! Just return!

[straining]

[whimpers] Huh?

Huh?

[gasps]

[grunts, gasps]

[whimpers]

Uh…

[humming]

-[Mike pants] Nick! Nick! The comic book! -Hmm?

It's magical! And there were explosions and weird tights men

with goggles and water!

And-- [panting] And this--

This is farther than I thought.

[wheezes]

Mike, you're late.

We gotta get to Diego's party and--

Why on earth are you soaking wet?

It was the guy from the comic. Sad Lad or whatever.

When I made fun of his costume--

Although his goggles are pretty dumb.

Forget the comic book, dude.

I get it. It was a stupid deal, but you don't need to rub it in.

No. No, you don't understand.

He came out of the comic book.

Dude, I love your imagination, seriously, I do, but come on!

Look, I'll show you.

Crying Man, I summon you.

[stammers] Hang on. Uh--

Uh, let me try again.

Crying Man, go.

Dude, if you're running late, just text me.

No need for all this lying and water.

Wait, Nick, you have to believe me.

Dude, you're my best friend, but this is a new low even for you.

[grunts]

I'm out of here.

[whimpers] I don't get it.

Why didn't it work?

Hmm.

Crying Man?

[laughs]

[grunts]

Oh, hey. It's you again.

Crying Man.

-Nick, I did it. He's here. -[hip-hop music playing on headphones]

Such a crappy start today.

A flipping car crash.

[screams]

Nick, he popped out of the comic book.

Look! I have to be holding it.

-Uh-oh. -Tear Split!

-[horn honking] -[screams]

[tires screeching]

Flying Tears!

[car alarm blaring]

[screaming]

[gasping]

Sad Slide!

[whimpering]

[screams, breathes heavily]

Nick! Check it out. [chuckles]

I told you. Uh, Crying Man. That's the guy.

A superhero just jumped out of your comic book.

Yeah, b-but don't mention his outfit or his goggles or--

You know what? Just-Just don't say anything.

[Crying Man shushes]

Do you sense that? [gasps]

Someone is sad. Very sad.

They need our help.

Our help? A-As in you and us?

Whoa. Why am I involved in this all of a sudden?

[screaming]

["Teenage Dreaming" playing]

♪ 7:00 a.m. It's morning ♪

♪ Gotta get up and ready ♪

♪ No time to eat my breakfast The bus is here already ♪

♪ No time for fun and play Just gotta get through the day ♪

♪ But then I see you And the way seems brighter ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ We don't need to grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ My chin is rough and scratchy Voice is getting low and cracky ♪

♪ Friends wanna hang and party Mom and Dad said I'll be sorry ♪

♪ When did I get so cranky? And what is all this acne? ♪

♪ But then you smile And it all makes sense ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ We don't need to grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ So don't you worry about the future ♪

♪ No need to hurry ♪

♪ There's nothing wrong or bad With being unsure ♪

♪ So don't you worry about the future ♪

♪ You're perfect Being just the way you are ♪

♪ Do you think that she likes me? I don't have the guts to ask her ♪

♪ Feel like the frog from stories Oh, every day I see her ♪

♪ Can life go back to normal? I don't really know the answer ♪

♪ This isn't like the love From romance movies ♪

♪ Teenage dreaming ♪

♪ Teenage dreaming ♪

♪ We don't need to grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ Even when we're old We'll just look back ♪

♪ We'll miss our teenage dreams And miss the past ♪

[music ends]