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Are you going to leave the house today?
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Probably not.
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You should really try. That's how you're
going to find a girlfriend.
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I mean, yeah, I guess. That's one way,
but I don't need to leave the house to
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get a girlfriend.
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What does that mean?
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It means I've already got one.
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You have a girlfriend?
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Yeah. No way.
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Yeah.
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Where?
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I've never...
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Never heard of a girlfriend?
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It's none of your business.
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I mean, like, why don't you want to,
like, tell people about her? Who is she?
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It's none of your business.
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She's, like, I, yeah, she's real. Like,
it's an online thing.
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It's an online thing, so she's not real.
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She is real.
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She's so not real.
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I mean, do you, have you ever, like,
seen her?
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Yeah, I've seen, like, pictures and
stuff.
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Like pictures and stuff?
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I hate to break it to you.
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You're getting catfished.
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I'm not getting catfished.
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Almost positive you are.
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She's real. She's totally real. Okay, we
talk all the time. All right?
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Because you guys talk to them, she's
real. You gotta, like, see her.
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You ever heard of Discord?
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okay listen i'm a discord mod okay and i
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it's i'm i'm like a pretty big deal on
there actually like so yeah
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yes okay and i got like kind of a little
quite a bit of
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power on the on there to be honest so a
lot of chicks like flirt with me all the
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time but i have like a girlfriend right
now i don't need to like leave out
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All that stuff is a waste of time.
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Leaving the house is definitely not a
waste of time.
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I mean, like, where's she from?
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It's none of your business.
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It's none of your business.
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You're just going to make fun of me
about it. I mean, like, I'm trying to
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make fun of you right now.
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Honestly, I'm worried you're... What are
you doing?
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What?
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What was that?
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Nothing. I saw that.
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Saw what?
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Why are you taking pictures of my feet?
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I'm not taking pictures of my feet. I
saw you.
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No, you didn't. I'm looking at my phone.
The same thing you're doing.
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Let me see your phone.
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No. Let me see it. No. Give me your
phone.
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Come on. Oh, God.
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You're so weird.
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I'm your little sister. Why do you have
pictures of my feet like this?
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That's so weird.
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A prank.
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It was a joke.
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That's gross.
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What was the joke about?
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It was a stupid joke. I'm not going to
explain it.
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So telling, Dad.
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That's so weird.
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Don't tell Dad.
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For what?
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Then you can explain the joke to him.
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I don't know.
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Hey, hey, hey, listen.
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It was not like a weird... Don't tell me
the joke.
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What are you doing?
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Is that where all my socks went?
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I feel like six pairs of socks
disappear.
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Have you been stealing my socks?
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No.
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Come on.
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Socks just don't disappear like that.
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Uh, it's not me.
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I don't even like feet. That's weird.
Well, why are you trying to picture my
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feet? Because it was a joke. It was a
prank thing.
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You're just like... Weird. That's weird.
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It's not just... Explain it.
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I don't need... I need to explain it.
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But I definitely didn't steal your
socks. It's super gross and strange. I
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not do that. That's super gross and
strange, exactly.
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Like, whatever. If I don't have my socks
back by, like, literally tonight, like,
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I'm definitely telling Dad.
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You're so fucking weird. You'll probably
find them.
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Yeah, I'll probably find them tonight,
by tonight, or I'm telling Dad.
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So, cool.
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It has nothing to do with me.
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Excuse me?
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What are you doing?
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What the actual fuck is this? These are
my socks.
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I knew you had my socks.
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Why are you so weird?
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What do you mean let you finish? They're
my socks.
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What's wrong with you? Oh my god.
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Come on, take a minute.
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Those are like my favorite socks.
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That's weird.
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You're weird. I'm sorry.
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This is why you don't have a girlfriend.
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This is weird.
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It's fine. I'm sorry.
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It's fucking... It's fucking toxic.
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It's fucking disgusting.
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I'm in a hot seat in a room with a
goddamn sock.
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Don't tell dad, okay? Please.
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Why would she tell dad you're stealing
my sock?
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Now, honestly, like, I should take this
nice Chicago book off.
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Ow! This is literally... You spend way
too much time on the internet.
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This is not right.
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Please don't cut my cock off. I'm sorry.
I don't want your fucking cock off.
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No, please, please, please, please.
You're insane.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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I mean, like... I wouldn't hurt anybody.
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You stole my socks.
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You have, like, a really big dick. You
could get real girls with this. Why do
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you have to beat off my socks?
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You like it?
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You can, like, do stuff here. I won't
tell anyone.
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That's so weird.
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I'm just saying, like...
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It's like, you have huge balls, too.
Like, why don't you just, like, talk to
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real girls?
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Because it's, like, not easy to do all
the time.
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Because you spend so much time on the
internet. It's just, you say hello.
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You don't walk up there and go, yeah,
let me put socks on my balls.
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That's, I don't know, I guess.
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my dick what do you mean do some stuff
hey little sister what kind of big
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brother are you i'm a bad one i guess
you got us you want me to do stuff
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come on like maybe whatever you just get
some feet stuff and i swear to god i'll
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never be weird ever again what stuff you
want me to like kick you in the balls
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no no i should yeah
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You're asking me to rub my feet on your
cock and you're saying that you're never
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going to be pervy or disgusting again?
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Yeah, I swear to God. I find that so
hard to believe.
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What's the big deal? You said I have a
nice cock.
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It doesn't mean I...
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I shouldn't be touching it.
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Okay, I'm just saying, if you want to,
like... Like, put my feet on it?
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Yes, your feet. You promise you won't
steal my socks again? I swear to God.
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I won't be weird at all. I won't take
pictures of you or your feet or
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I didn't take a picture of my feet.
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No, I mean, like, you can't tell. This
is weird.
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But I swear, never do anything with my
socks again.
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I promise.
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I don't even know how to do this thing.
Oh, I'll show you.
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Oh. Like, either put, like, some, like,
lube on it.
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What do you have lube?
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I don't use it sometimes.
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Is that it?
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No.
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Don't worry about it. I'm not gonna mess
with your socks.
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So just take your, like, feet.
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Yeah. And, like...
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Yeah.
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Is this supposed to feel good?
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okay and then like just take this one
and like rub it back and forth and then
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just like put this one in my face yeah
okay
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you
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don't mess with me no but i was like
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watch videos like all the time like do i
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rub both feet Yeah, so then you can
take, like, if it's mean, like that.
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Like that?
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Yeah, kind of grip it.
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It's so weird how hard you are on your
feet.
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My feet are, like, super nice.
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It turns you on this much?
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Yes.
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Oh, shit. Yeah, where are my balls
going?
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Yeah.
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That wasn't part of the agreement.
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Yeah, but I'm not going to touch him or
her. I'm just saying, like, I mean, if
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you want. So can I get you down faster?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Don't touch. Don't even think about
touching me.
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Oh, shit.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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You're not supposed to know that.
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Are you rubbing your puffy?
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No. Yes, you are. I'm pulling my skirt
down.
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Don't be weird.
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I saw you.
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No, you didn't.
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You got turned on.
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No. Yes, you did.
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I just... I'm switching a little bit.
Not because of you.
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It's just like... You're so big.
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And you have balls.
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We can do, like, other songs besides
this.
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That's weird.
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I'm literally...
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Sister, I can't be doing stuff with you.
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Why not? I mean, like, I won't tell
anybody, I swear to God.
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Nobody will find out.
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I mean... You'll probably call me, like,
two seconds anyways if I touched you.
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No, like... I won't call you yet, and
I'm super empty.
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I keep my glasses out all the time. I
practice all the time.
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You practice all the time?
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Yeah, I jerk off for, like, a super long
time.
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But it's not like...
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A real girl.
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Yeah, but I... Come on, I swear to God.
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I can make you come.
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I don't think you'll make me come.
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And it's not worth it if you don't make
me come.
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I swear to God I won't.
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You swear?
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I swear.
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And what if you don't?
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I don't know, this is not worth it at
all.
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Holy shit.
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It's so thick.
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I don't know, this is big.
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What do you have?
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Do you think it wasn't going to be
tight?
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Yeah, I know, but it's just, it's like
really, really tight.
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It's like a pocket pushy thing, you
know, but it's like tighter than that.
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I told you that's real.
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See the difference?
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Okay.
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right now.
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It's so weird.
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Fuck it's dripping down here.
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Okay. I'm doing this. I'm doing this. I
want to do it.
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Okay. Okay. Yeah.
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Sorry.
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Oh, shit. Keep being a bitch and I'm not
telling you.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Sorry. You know what you're doing.
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I talk to real people. I do real people
things.
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Fuck me.
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Is it cool if I come, though?
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What? No.
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You have to make me calm.
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Okay, sorry.
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Come on.
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You'll be fine. I'm just kidding.
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Of course you will.
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Wait until I come.
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Ooh.
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I guess it's your turn.
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Oh god.
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So big.
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You could definitely like get a real
girlfriend.
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She'd be pretty satisfied.
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