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Are you going to leave the house today?

Probably not.

You should really try. That's how you're going to find a girlfriend.

I mean, yeah, I guess. That's one way, but I don't need to leave the house to

get a girlfriend.

What does that mean?

It means I've already got one.

You have a girlfriend?

Yeah. No way.

Yeah.

Where?

I've never...

Never heard of a girlfriend?

It's none of your business.

I mean, like, why don't you want to, like, tell people about her? Who is she?

It's none of your business.

She's, like, I, yeah, she's real. Like, it's an online thing.

It's an online thing, so she's not real.

She is real.

She's so not real.

I mean, do you, have you ever, like, seen her?

Yeah, I've seen, like, pictures and stuff.

Like pictures and stuff?

I hate to break it to you.

You're getting catfished.

I'm not getting catfished.

Almost positive you are.

She's real. She's totally real. Okay, we talk all the time. All right?

Because you guys talk to them, she's real. You gotta, like, see her.

You ever heard of Discord?

okay listen i'm a discord mod okay and i

it's i'm i'm like a pretty big deal on there actually like so yeah

yes okay and i got like kind of a little quite a bit of

power on the on there to be honest so a lot of chicks like flirt with me all the

time but i have like a girlfriend right now i don't need to like leave out

All that stuff is a waste of time.

Leaving the house is definitely not a waste of time.

I mean, like, where's she from?

It's none of your business.

It's none of your business.

You're just going to make fun of me about it. I mean, like, I'm trying to

make fun of you right now.

Honestly, I'm worried you're... What are you doing?

What?

What was that?

Nothing. I saw that.

Saw what?

Why are you taking pictures of my feet?

I'm not taking pictures of my feet. I saw you.

No, you didn't. I'm looking at my phone. The same thing you're doing.

Let me see your phone.

No. Let me see it. No. Give me your phone.

Come on. Oh, God.

You're so weird.

I'm your little sister. Why do you have pictures of my feet like this?

That's so weird.

A prank.

It was a joke.

That's gross.

What was the joke about?

It was a stupid joke. I'm not going to explain it.

So telling, Dad.

That's so weird.

Don't tell Dad.

For what?

Then you can explain the joke to him.

I don't know.

Hey, hey, hey, listen.

It was not like a weird... Don't tell me the joke.

What are you doing?

Is that where all my socks went?

I feel like six pairs of socks disappear.

Have you been stealing my socks?

No.

Come on.

Socks just don't disappear like that.

Uh, it's not me.

I don't even like feet. That's weird. Well, why are you trying to picture my

feet? Because it was a joke. It was a prank thing.

You're just like... Weird. That's weird.

It's not just... Explain it.

I don't need... I need to explain it.

But I definitely didn't steal your socks. It's super gross and strange. I

not do that. That's super gross and strange, exactly.

Like, whatever. If I don't have my socks back by, like, literally tonight, like,

I'm definitely telling Dad.

You're so fucking weird. You'll probably find them.

Yeah, I'll probably find them tonight, by tonight, or I'm telling Dad.

So, cool.

It has nothing to do with me.

Excuse me?

What are you doing?

What the actual fuck is this? These are my socks.

I knew you had my socks.

Why are you so weird?

What do you mean let you finish? They're my socks.

What's wrong with you? Oh my god.

Come on, take a minute.

Those are like my favorite socks.

That's weird.

You're weird. I'm sorry.

This is why you don't have a girlfriend.

This is weird.

It's fine. I'm sorry.

It's fucking... It's fucking toxic.

It's fucking disgusting.

I'm in a hot seat in a room with a goddamn sock.

Don't tell dad, okay? Please.

Why would she tell dad you're stealing my sock?

Now, honestly, like, I should take this nice Chicago book off.

Ow! This is literally... You spend way too much time on the internet.

This is not right.

Please don't cut my cock off. I'm sorry. I don't want your fucking cock off.

No, please, please, please, please. You're insane.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I mean, like... I wouldn't hurt anybody.

You stole my socks.

You have, like, a really big dick. You could get real girls with this. Why do

you have to beat off my socks?

You like it?

You can, like, do stuff here. I won't tell anyone.

That's so weird.

I'm just saying, like...

It's like, you have huge balls, too. Like, why don't you just, like, talk to

real girls?

Because it's, like, not easy to do all the time.

Because you spend so much time on the internet. It's just, you say hello.

You don't walk up there and go, yeah, let me put socks on my balls.

That's, I don't know, I guess.

my dick what do you mean do some stuff hey little sister what kind of big

brother are you i'm a bad one i guess you got us you want me to do stuff

come on like maybe whatever you just get some feet stuff and i swear to god i'll

never be weird ever again what stuff you want me to like kick you in the balls

no no i should yeah

You're asking me to rub my feet on your cock and you're saying that you're never

going to be pervy or disgusting again?

Yeah, I swear to God. I find that so hard to believe.

What's the big deal? You said I have a nice cock.

It doesn't mean I...

I shouldn't be touching it.

Okay, I'm just saying, if you want to, like... Like, put my feet on it?

Yes, your feet. You promise you won't steal my socks again? I swear to God.

I won't be weird at all. I won't take pictures of you or your feet or

I didn't take a picture of my feet.

No, I mean, like, you can't tell. This is weird.

But I swear, never do anything with my socks again.

I promise.

I don't even know how to do this thing. Oh, I'll show you.

Oh. Like, either put, like, some, like, lube on it.

What do you have lube?

I don't use it sometimes.

Is that it?

No.

Don't worry about it. I'm not gonna mess with your socks.

So just take your, like, feet.

Yeah. And, like...

Yeah.

Is this supposed to feel good?

okay and then like just take this one and like rub it back and forth and then

just like put this one in my face yeah okay

you

don't mess with me no but i was like

watch videos like all the time like do i

rub both feet Yeah, so then you can take, like, if it's mean, like that.

Like that?

Yeah, kind of grip it.

It's so weird how hard you are on your feet.

My feet are, like, super nice.

It turns you on this much?

Yes.

Oh, shit. Yeah, where are my balls going?

Yeah.

That wasn't part of the agreement.

Yeah, but I'm not going to touch him or her. I'm just saying, like, I mean, if

you want. So can I get you down faster?

Yeah.

Okay.

Don't touch. Don't even think about touching me.

Oh, shit.

I don't know.

I don't know.

You're not supposed to know that.

Are you rubbing your puffy?

No. Yes, you are. I'm pulling my skirt down.

Don't be weird.

I saw you.

No, you didn't.

You got turned on.

No. Yes, you did.

I just... I'm switching a little bit. Not because of you.

It's just like... You're so big.

And you have balls.

We can do, like, other songs besides this.

That's weird.

I'm literally...

Sister, I can't be doing stuff with you.

Why not? I mean, like, I won't tell anybody, I swear to God.

Nobody will find out.

I mean... You'll probably call me, like, two seconds anyways if I touched you.

No, like... I won't call you yet, and I'm super empty.

I keep my glasses out all the time. I practice all the time.

You practice all the time?

Yeah, I jerk off for, like, a super long time.

But it's not like...

A real girl.

Yeah, but I... Come on, I swear to God.

I can make you come.

I don't think you'll make me come.

And it's not worth it if you don't make me come.

I swear to God I won't.

You swear?

I swear.

And what if you don't?

I don't know, this is not worth it at all.

Holy shit.

It's so thick.

I don't know, this is big.

What do you have?

Do you think it wasn't going to be tight?

Yeah, I know, but it's just, it's like really, really tight.

It's like a pocket pushy thing, you know, but it's like tighter than that.

I told you that's real.

See the difference?

Okay.

right now.

It's so weird.

Fuck it's dripping down here.

Okay. I'm doing this. I'm doing this. I want to do it.

Okay. Okay. Yeah.

Sorry.

Oh, shit. Keep being a bitch and I'm not telling you.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Sorry. You know what you're doing.

I talk to real people. I do real people things.

Fuck me.

Is it cool if I come, though?

What? No.

You have to make me calm.

Okay, sorry.

Come on.

You'll be fine. I'm just kidding.

Of course you will.

Wait until I come.

Ooh.

I guess it's your turn.

Oh god.

So big.

You could definitely like get a real girlfriend.

She'd be pretty satisfied.