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What's going on, dude? What, trouble at
work?
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No, no, no, these guys taking care of
the stuff for me. It's, you know, you
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how it goes.
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So what's going on? You want to talk to
me about something, or? Yeah, alright.
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You know it's Father's Day and
everything coming up, right? Right.
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so... I'm having a little issue.
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Alright, Fiona... Fiona...
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has... It's really weird to talk about.
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Come on, come on, spit it out, spit it
out.
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Look, Fiona has brought it to my
attention about, you know, trouble with
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school, whatnot, this, that, and other.
So, I don't want her to get distracted
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by, like, a relationship with some young
fucking...
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Okay. Wet behind the ears college boy,
you know what I mean? Okay, so what do
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you need from me?
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Long story short, I need a... You need
me to find somebody for your daughter,
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that what you're telling me?
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Kind of, in a sense. Alright, so, I
mean... I mean, she's very pretty,
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not going to be hard, alright? You want
me to find somebody that's, you know,
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not going to get her in trouble,
something like that, I...
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Someone that's not going to distract
her. Right. What did we have back when
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were... Fuck buddies. Like a fuck buddy,
but somebody that's... Yeah, and
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somebody's going to keep her on track
and not try to misguide her. I got you.
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problem. Don't worry. I'll take care of
it for you.
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I have the perfect... Actually, I got
someone in mind.
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He's great.
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He's fantastic.
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He'll be perfect for her.
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I got it taken care of. Don't even think
about it one more second. Just let the
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thought go out of your mind.
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I'll...
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I got it. I can't. I can't. I can't. It
can't just be anybody.
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No, no, no. I got somebody.
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Somebody I've known.
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Listen, this guy is... Tony, Tony,
that's the problem.
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See, if I put her with someone she may,
you know, fall in love with... I got
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business here. Her mother's going to
freaking kill me. And it'll ruin her
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grades. No, no, no. This guy... Leave it
up to me.
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Don't worry about it. I got it all under
control.
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You're just...
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Let the thought go out of your mind.
I've got a perfect person.
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He's going to take very, very good care
of her. Do you trust me?
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How long have we known each other? Do
you trust me? I feel like I'm being sold
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right now, man. Like I'm one of your
people. But yeah, I fucking trust you.
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right, I got you. All right, just don't
sell me the deal like you did over
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there, Python.
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Look,
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another call. Let me take this. All
right.
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Hey, what do I do?
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Do I set it up? Do I make it? Yeah, tell
her. Tell her and just let me know.
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She's coming home now?
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Yeah, she's coming home soon, but give
me an address of something, a restaurant
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or some shit, okay?
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But no, no, take your call, take your
call. I'll figure it out.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Jimmy.
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Hey, Fiona, sweetie.
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When you get home, I need to talk with
you, okay?
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Everything good? Yeah, we're good. Okay,
so I got somewhere to be, take care of
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a few things.
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You want me to come back here around 5 o
'clock?
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Do you want me to tell her? Yeah, tell
her.
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I'll bring the guy along with me, and
we'll make it happen.
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We'll make it a whole family event. All
right.
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I got you. Don't worry about it. All
right, I'll see you later. Hey, don't
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forget to watch the game.
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Busy man, busy man.
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Hey, I got your text. What's up?
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All right, sweetheart.
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So, I know how things are, you know. I
know it's Father's Day. It's a little
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vacation time for you from school.
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But I'm concerned about your schooling.
Since your last boyfriend, you know, you
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kind of fell off track.
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And I understand. You know, I don't even
want to talk about that.
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So, I arranged something for you.
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Arranged something?
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Mm -hmm.
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Something to fulfill your needs.
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This is a little rough. I'm your
stepdad, but it's still kind of weird
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say. So your sexual desires and maybe an
emotional connection, but it won't
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diminish your quality of schoolwork. You
know what I mean? Right.
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So here's the thing.
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You can't tell your mother.
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Can't tell her what?
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Anything at all.
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Anything? Yes. You can't tell her about
this. You can't tell her about text
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messages. Nothing. Period. End of story.
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Fucking kill me.
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Okay. All right? So what is it?
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You know my, pretty much my lifelong
friend, Tony, right?
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Yeah. Okay.
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He said that he has the perfect person
for you for this situation.
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Really?
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You seem a little too overexcited. Calm
down.
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Yes. Really.
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But remember, this can't be a...
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relationship type thing you just have to
keep it physical okay you can't be
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correct you can't get too emotionally
connected because my main priority is
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schooling do you understand right yeah
mine too all right so you got home just
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in time tony's supposed to be here at
five and it's 4 59 so i'm
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assuming in a little to no time that uh
tony and uh his
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Well, I guess this guy he found for you
is going to be here.
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Huh. Are you okay with this?
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Mom doesn't know about it?
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We just said that mom cannot know. So
obviously mom does not know.
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Do I have to worry that you're going to
say something?
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No, no.
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Okay, mom's the word. You cannot let it
slip. Do you hear me?
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Okay. So let me get this straight.
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You found a guy for me. No, no, no. I
didn't find a guy.
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Tony. Tony Fonda guy. Okay.
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For me to use when I'm horny so that I
don't have to go chasing college guys,
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focus on my schoolwork. You're goddamn
right. Your schoolwork is the number one
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priority. Huh.
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Okay.
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I'd like to meet this guy. What does he
look like?
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I have no fucking idea.
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You don't know?
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Ah, speaking of that, I trust in Tony,
and I'm pretty sure it's going to be
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someone you really, really like. Come
here, buddy.
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Hey, brother.
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Come on. Don't worry yet.
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Hey, nice to see you.
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Hey.
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So... What?
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The guy.
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Hello? Tony.
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What?
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You said you had a guy. I got a guy
right here. Listen.
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Listen, you said you want somebody you
can trust.
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Somebody that's not going to get
emotionally attached.
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You want somebody that's going to take
care of her. Put her in a good space.
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Make sure she has a good time.
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Who better than me?
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Huh? Come on.
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She's in great hands.
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I didn't think you were going to throw
your hat into the ring, man. This is
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of like, you know, we went from here
to...
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Right here. This is a very delicate
situation, and in situations like this,
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want somebody that you can really count
on, correct?
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Who can you count on better than me? No,
it's fine, Tyler.
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I don't mind.
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So I hear you're going to college,
right? Yeah.
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Yeah, I've been to college once or
twice.
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Yeah, you know, I think... Okay, well,
you guys have a good time. If your
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finds out, it's on your ass.
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Yeah, you go. Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it. I got this. Don't
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worry.
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This could be really fun.
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Yeah. I know. If you need anything, I'm
the guy.
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You're the guy.
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Look at you.
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again.
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Oh.
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In my house?
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What? On my couch?
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You told him to take care of me. Yeah, I
thought he was going to take you
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somewhere else, not here on my couch.
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Your fucking jizz is on my couch, man.
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You got a point. I'm sorry. You know
what? I'm going to let myself out.
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Ben, remember, you need anything?
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I'm only a phone call away, all right?
All right.
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I'll take you up on that.
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My God, it's Fiona.
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Jeez, you've got to act like your
mother.
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Listen.
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Go put some clothes on and clean that
up. No, no, wait, wait. No, no, no, no.
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Clean it up. All right. Yeah, put some
clothes on and clean that shit up off
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couch. Okay? I want to go to Father's
Day dinner, and your mother's going to
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home soon.
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Ooh, can we go for Italian?
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Can you just... Okay, okay. I'm sitting
here blind right now. Put some clothes
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on and clean that shit up. You got
Tony's jizz on my couch on fucking
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Day. I'll clean it up. Did you leave the
room?
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Yep.
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Fucking Tony.
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The guy.
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The guy who has the guy that has the
guy.
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With his jizz on my couch on Father's
Day. I'm great.
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Clean that shit up, Fiona!
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Let's go!
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