Original subtitles

Have I got a fucking story for you. I met this little 18 -year -old. She

me over when her daddy's not there. And then he goes, oh, fuck. I know she

sneaks me in her fucking house, up the stairs, into her bedroom.

Are you sure this is all right? It's fine.

And I'm just fucking rock fucking hard right now. I just want to get stuck in

her. Right, right. Oh, no.

She wants to make it special.

She wants to put on a little bit of a show.

So there she goes, stripping out of her sexy little clothes.

Oh, God.

Ah,

baby. Yeah.

Yeah,

yeah. The way you move.

It blew my mind. She jumps on her fucking knees, cracks my cock out,

choking down on it.

Fucking giving it to her. Fucking way good, right?

Oh, it was fucking awesome. And then what?

A fucking father comes home, doesn't he? So what happened then? Well, I'd

already got me nut. He just dragged him just so I could get out on the flight. I

just wanted to say hi.

Wow. Well,

if you don't believe me, you need to ask my wallet. What do you mean?

I fucking lost my wallet somewhere scurrying out there, didn't I?

Fucking lost my wallet somewhere scurrying out there, didn't I?

At the house? Yeah, it's in there somewhere.

Fucking, I haven't got it. It's got to be there. In the bedroom or... Oh, God,

always get my names in my fucking IDs in it.

Fuck's sake.

But I've got to tell you, I'll be honest.

Fuck, there's so much easy pussy out there, man.

They're fucking throwing it away. They're giving it away free. It's like

pussy.

Seriously, you've got to get out there. What's going on, man?

Just don't make my mistake. Dropping your fucking wallet. Jesus Christ.

Don't bring your fucking wallet. Don't bring anything.

Hi, Mr. Gunn. Oh, hey, Billy.

I'm sorry, I knocked, but nobody answered.

Oh, that's okay.

Riley got held up at school and roosted with the hangout, but I figured I could

just wait here for her.

Yeah, have a seat right here.

She'll be home shortly, right?

Yeah.

So,

Billy, how's school treating you?

It's pretty good.

Yeah, pretty good?

Yeah.

It's probably...

Tough fighting all the boys off of you, right?

They don't really notice me, so... Come on, you're kidding me.

Yeah?

I think you'd have a tough time with them following you around and running

you and chasing you.

Yeah.

Well, let me just tell you this.

If I was a whole lot younger, I would do anything to get to talk to you.

Thank you.

Yeah.

I mean, because...

Look at you. You're just... You're beautiful.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Very, very beautiful.

I'm not making you uncomfortable, am I? No, I'm flattered.

Oh, as you should be, because... You know what, Bailey?

We could possibly have a little fun.

Um, Mr. Gunn, I don't think that's appropriate.

No? No. It's okay.

I mean, you're my best friend's dad, I don't think. I know, it's okay.

I've always had eyes for you.

And, uh... I mean, you are really big.

Yeah? Yeah.

I don't know.

Look.

We have some time before my daughter gets home. Maybe we can have some fun.

we have a little secret.

Yeah? Yeah.

Okay.

Make you promise.

Promise. Okay. Right?

Go ahead.

Touch it.

Oh.

Right?

We can have some fun.

And I can enjoy such a beautiful girl. What do you say?

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh my

God.

It's even bigger than I was expecting.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, you want to sit on it?

No.

Oh, dear.

Oh,

yeah. Get a little more comfortable.

Yeah, a little more comfortable.

Look how pretty you are.

You look so pretty.

Oh, God.

Yeah, you like that?

Mm -hmm.

Thanks.

A really big piece of candy.

Bye.

That's good.

I won't say anything.

Nice. A little secret.

Oh, by the way, I have something to give to your dad.

Okay? Okay.

When I was at school today, Riley gave me this. I guess Tommy needed to give it

to you.

My friend Tommy is Riley's dad?

Yeah, you know.

No, I didn't know that. Fuck!

Is something wrong?

No,

I'm going to get something to eat.