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Thank you for helping me put on sunscreen.

I'm so excited for the beach today.

Oh, I guess somebody is, I guess.

It's so hot out there.

I mean, it's a beautiful day. Like, we're going to go swimming, and I mean,

too pumped for a little vacation with your stepmom.

I mean, like, I guess it's only a couple days. That's, like, fine.

Can you get my shots, too?

I mean, we're going to go swimming.

We're going to go, like, get some drinks.

It'll be fun just you and me.

Like, it'll be good for you.

I was just like, Mom, why don't you just, like, just come by yourself?

Well, it's no fun. And, you know, your father couldn't come because he's been

working, like, all the time. So I just wanted to have somebody with me.

Yeah, I just, like, I'm not really, like, a beach guy. You know what I mean?

I mean.

I know that, but what would you rather do instead?

I mean, honestly, I'd rather be at home playing video games with Amber.

That's what I'd rather be doing.

Amber, I mean, she broke up with you.

Why are you still, you know, on about it?

You need to get over it.

Mom, it's not that easy, okay? Like, that was mother, like... I know, but

been, like, a month. I mean, you need to let it go.

There's a billion girls out there.

Yeah, I mean, it's like easy to say that, but... And you're really good

I mean, you're a catch.

I mean, you should be able to go find another girl.

Tell you what.

How about I help you find a girl? I know there's going to be somebody else. Some

other type of girl. Mom, you can't just find me a girlfriend at the beach. Yes,

we can try. I know it's going to be really fun out there. There's going to

lot of really pretty women.

Okay, whatever.

So I know there's different there's gotta be some other type of girl that

know, you're attracted to besides Amber, you know I promise

it'll be fun.

Maybe we'll have a couple drinks and loosen you up a little bit

See, I told you. We had fun.

Yeah.

A little bit of fun.

It wasn't as bad as you thought it would be, was it?

No, it wasn't.

See, you know, you can have fun with your stepmom.

You should listen to her more often.

Because I'm right about stuff.

Okay, yeah. You're kind of right, I guess.

Well, I mean, we did get you two girls' phone numbers, so I would say...

You know, it kind of worked.

Yeah, you were really good at that. That was kind of crazy.

I did not think that was going to work.

See?

So vacation with your mom's not so bad.

Yeah, vacation with my mom's not that bad. It was pretty cool.

And, like, I went swimming and stuff, so that was fun, too.

A little bit of sun because, oh, my gosh, you're so pale.

You spend way too much time indoors.

Yeah, it's probably.

That's probably kind of true.

So, that's good for you.

I mean, so now you've, you know, you've got these two girls' numbers, so are you

going to send them a text?

Um, I mean, I guess I might, yeah, maybe.

Maybe? What do you mean, maybe?

I don't know,

like, just because, like, I got their numbers doesn't mean they'd, like...

really like me that much oh that's crazy i i think that you would have a great

time with either one of those girls yeah i mean they were like pretty or

whatever just like they're not they're not like really my type i mean

what do you mean like not your type mom they're just like not really my type

okay like i have people who are into different things

well i understand people have different preferences like what do you mean like

they're both beautiful girls yeah i'm just like i'm more into like you know

girls are like blonde and like petite and like like amber like your ex

-girlfriend yeah okay that's my that's my type that's what i'm into okay that

ridiculous

Honestly, people have different preferences, but I've never heard of

You've got to be making that up.

It's the real thing, Mom.

Like, it's not going to, like, I'm not going to be, like, into them. It's not

going to, like, work.

And, like, that one girl was, like, taller than me. Like, that's weird.

That's really silly.

There's no way that that's possible.

I don't believe you.

I just, like, I'm just telling you, Mom, like, I'm not going to, like.

We're gonna go mess around.

I'm not gonna get... You're not gonna what?

I'm not gonna get hard.

I'm not like... Like, I'm not into girls like that.

Oh, really?

Well, what am I?

A brunette?

Mm -hmm.

I bet that even your mom could get you... How?

You say it's not gonna work. I don't believe you.

I'm not messing around.

What are you doing?

I don't believe you. Mom, why did you give me such a boost?

Well, I want you to branch out and I want to prove that you can have

interests and different types than just your ex -girlfriend.

That's not going to work. You're being a crazy person.

Oh, really?

Yeah, no, it's not.

That's definitely, I'm not going to get a boner. You're crazy.

Am I?

I think you just might be wrong.

What are you doing?

I don't think I can prove you wrong.

I'm having fun.

Maybe I had a few too many drinks.

But it's okay. Just relax. We're on vacation.

This is really weird.

It's not going to work. Mom, this is not going to work.

Okay? This is stupid.

Mom, stop.

Whoa. What are you doing?

Stop.

Jump on me and maybe touch your boobs.

Oh, come on.

Whoa.

Back up. That's not funny.

Back up. Hold on. I was just kidding around.

Whoa. I was just trying to prove a point, but it looks like the point was

So, you can get a boner for brunettes after all.

Okay. I told you.

It's not funny. You just got me hard like that, Mom. It's weird.

Whoa, what are you doing?

I mean, looks like it worked. I guess you haven't had

sex in a while, huh?

Sorry, I just... It's weird. I'm sorry, Mom. I mean,

you're not the only one that...

Just a little honey.

What?

Wow.

I mean, you do kind of have a nice cock.

Do you want me to go to the bathroom?

I'll just, like, jerk off or something.

No, let me take care of it.

I mean, I'm the one that got it hard, so, you know.

I mean, we're on vacation, right? It's not weird or anything.

You don't mind, do you?

Well, you're just going to jerk it off?

I mean, I guess you... I mean, he doesn't mind. He doesn't know that I'm

mom, you know?

Mom, are you crazy?

I mean, it's been a while since I've been taken care of.

You had a nice cock in my mouth.

He doesn't have to know, does he?

I mean, you're not going to tell him, are you?

No, of course I'm not going to tell him.

He doesn't have as nice of a cock as this.

Really?

He's never home. He never, ever. I mean, I can't remember the last time we did

it.

It's not fair. I deserve better, huh?

Right about that, Mom.

Mm -hmm.

And if you're going to call those girls over, then, you know, you need to not be

so horny.

you're not complaining

your

dick doesn't know who's it

See, like, how I can help you come and let me give you a little blowjob.

And, you know, in that way, like, we can go on a date later and not be so horny.

How does that sound?

Yeah, it's... Wait a moment, we're just gonna do, like, a blowjob?

Yeah, I think that's...

I don't think that's going to make you cum, isn't it?

Yeah, but... Mom, can we do, like, more stuff?

Um, I don't think that's a good idea.

I mean, I would like that.

You have a really nice cock, but I don't think that's going all too far.

Maybe just like rub it against my pussy just a little bit and you can probably

come from that.

Okay.

Okay.

You're probably, probably this is okay. You can probably come from just this, I

think. Yeah, I can.

It's really wild.

Well, you're not the only one who's horny.

Your father's deep is not this nice at all.

probably shouldn't that's not i don't think that's appropriate i mean maybe

a few strokes but take it out and come okay

okay

okay well maybe

can you go a little longer maybe Can you just go a little bit longer, please?

Okay.

Oh my gosh.

This feels really good.

I have to promise that I won't say anything.

I have to promise.

I'm on vacation, so...

Oh my god.

so big oh my god oh my god oh

my god my nipples are so hard

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh yes.

Oh my God.

It feels so good.

I haven't felt a headache that big.

So bigger than a mother's fuck.

I don't get fucked like this ever.

It's so good.

It's crazy.

Can I taste myself?

Yeah.

It's so wet.

Oh, you're like a little, kind of way better at siphoning umbrellas.

Yeah, I told you.

You just have to trust me.

I'm probably better at that than Amber too, huh?

Yeah.

Do you

ever

do that for you?

What?

Not really.

Oh my god, fuck, yes, yes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yes, oh, oh,

oh, fuck, oh, oh, oh, oh my god, oh my god, oh, oh, oh, oh, there's so

much energy.

Yes, yes.

I'm too soon.

Okay, baby? Yeah.

Does that feel good?

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

That's crazy.

Are you sorry, Mom? Yes.

I never, never did that. No.

Oh my God, fuck.

Have we ever had a girl do that? No.

It's a vacation.

It's pretty fun, isn't it?

Yeah. The beach has done so bad.

No, I like it a lot.

I want you to come behind.

I think I can do that.

oh yeah oh my god

it's out here what a nice movie oh my god

oh

my god

I want you to get on top of mommy again.

Fucking mommy is so good.

Oh my gosh.

So good.

Oh, mommy.

I think I have to call me.

Oh, mommy came a bunch of times, so I guess it's okay to watch you come

right here.

I'm going to use mommy's tips and help you come.

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah,

it's just like that.

um huh

is awesome.

She goes to the beach more often, huh? Yeah.