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Yo, what's up?

Nothing, something's just bugging me.

What's wrong?

I don't know if I should talk about it right now.

Why not? I don't know, it's kind of personal.

So, what's the big deal? You can talk to me about anything.

Well, maybe we should talk about it in the room.

Oh, you don't want to talk about it here?

No. Well, it must really be personal.

Okay, let's go.

Come on, man.

Talk to me. What's up?

I don't know. I don't want you to laugh at me.

I'm not going to laugh at you.

Unless it's something really funny.

Alright, well... Alright, seriously, don't make fun of me.

I'll be fine. I won't make fun of you. Talk to me. Come on. What's up?

Okay, well, I think your dad's really hot.

Okay. So what?

I don't know. Like... I don't know. Like, I want to fuck your dad.

Ooh.

But, like, I feel like it'd be weird, because, like... It's not like he's

actually going to do it, and he wouldn't go through with it. Your mom would have

a fucking field day. I know, I don't want to hurt my mom, honestly, but,

really want to fuck your dad.

Well, I mean, like, there's nothing wrong with that, but you know he's not

to actually do it, right?

Yeah. You could try, but I don't think he's going to do it, and that might be

awkward moment.

I feel like he might, but I know my mom would get mad.

I don't think he would tell your mom, but do you really think my dad would?

Yeah, honestly, yeah.

No,

talk to me. You ever catch him looking at you?

I mean, I have, like, once before.

What were you doing, though?

Well, I was, like, bending over the counter to, like, wash the dishes, and

like, looked back, and he was looking at me.

Was he, like, whoosh?

Yeah, he looked away really quick.

Were you wearing shorts? Yeah, I was wearing a skirt. Of course you were.

Yeah, he was looking at my skirt.

I mean... And I didn't tell my mom, just because I don't want her to think

anything weird.

Duh, that would be the worst thing to do, to tell her.

Well, look, I mean, you can sit here and talk to me about this stuff, but I

personally don't think he's going to act on it, but...

I mean, if you want to sit here and talk about it over here and there, we can.

So you can, like, vent and get it out of your system.

Or you can just run over there and just try to grab him by the dick and see what

happens. No way, no way, no way.

You're not brave enough for that? No.

Oh, he needs to make the move?

Yeah. Yeah, he ain't gonna do that. I couldn't do that. He's not gonna do

though. Come on.

No, but your dad is just, like, so hot. I just want to.

I mean, you can go for it and try, but...

I don't think it'll end that well, and God forbid Mom finds out, oh my fucking

God, you don't want to be a homewrecker.

Yeah. Yeah.

You still look like you're actually going to try it, though.

Don't do it, dude.

I mean,

I don't know what else to say. Is there anything, like, I can help you with?

Are you going to tell me this one, or are you just going to make me look

into your eyes and just wonder?

Well, there is this one thing.

If I can't fuck your dad, then could I fuck you?

I mean... Is that bad?

No, it's not bad. I mean, we're not actually, like, blood related. Yeah,

marriage we're not actually, like, related.

Yeah. I mean, no, I wouldn't say no to that.

Why? Is it because I look like my dad? Yeah.

God.

So... Oh, you're blushing.

Come here.

Is this what you want?

I love

one

thing. What?

Okay, so you can't tell anybody.

Okay, you can't tell your dad.

And you can't tell your mom. Okay.

If they find out, we're fucked.

I know.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

Can I call you daddy?

Yeah, you can call me daddy.

Wait,

close your eyes.

Close your eyes.

What? Think of my dad.

Close your eyes and think of my dad.

Holy shit.

Yeah,

it's alright.

Holy fuck.

Those are really hot underwear.

I'd rather let's cock.

Sorry.

honey honey

So you want daddy to fuck you, huh?

Anytime you need to talk about Dad, you come see me.

Okay. Maybe I can talk to Dad for you.

And then we both can fuck you.