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Hey, what's up?

What's up, man? How you doing?

Nice to meet you, dude.

Hey, what, what, what, what?

Who is this? Let him sit down, man. Why don't you get on the food, bro?

Hey, why don't you give us some of your fucking beer, man?

You look good.

I like your colors. Look, look, Big Tip picked the fucking pink shits.

Oh my god, dude, I ripped it!

I'm sorry, dude. You're gonna make it all ghetto. We're gonna use it as a

curtain. Dude,

this guy's so Jewish, he won't even fucking get us the... He's like, he's

oh, I got food coming. I'm like, come on, man.

It's a barbecue, right? Well, it was supposed to be until fucking... What did

you order, Chinese?

Until BT over there doesn't want to fucking hook us up with anything.

God damn it. We're gonna do it up today.

Hey, who's the new guy?

Flone. Hi, Flone, this is my friend. Yeah, Flone, you just like bring a guy

my fucking barbecue and you don't even fucking tell me about it.

I'm not trying to upset you. I'm just saying, who is he?

He's a friend of mine. I met him out and about.

What do you mean?

You brought somebody that you don't even know?

No, I know him. Your tits are looking great.

Yeah, for sure, right?

Goddamn, dude.

You like those titties, man?

Wait, wait, but what do you... You know him, though? Is he a friend of yours, or

what? No, I just met him.

Shut up. You just brought a guy you don't even know to my fucking barbecue,

Yeah.

Hey, can you grab that, dude?

That's so

funny.

Talk about timing.

Wow, dude.

Oh, cool, man. They finally got here. Thank God. I've been waiting forever,

dude. Yeah, I ordered some fucking anal beads and shit like that. Good. Nice,

man. Yeah, I'm excited about that.

I'm excited about that one. Are you going to put them in me or am I putting

in you first?

No, you can go first.

I don't want to go first. You go first.

Let's do it on fucking his kid, man.

Dude, he's so dark I can't even see him. Where is he?

Wait, what's up?

What do you want?

Hey, do you know... Can I... I gotta get closer to this kid. I can't... Go on,

dude. Hey, dude, do you know... Do you know what she does?

Like, do you know what any of us do here?

Um, no. I mean... Okay, well, we're not bankers, dude.

We're not bankers? Yeah, we're not bankers, dude. We're trying to become

bankers. Yeah, I'd like that. I'd like that. You just met him on the fucking

street? I mean, what do you guys... What?

You needed to date that badly? I could've fucking hooked you up with

man. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, but I fucked all y 'all.

So you wanted to just... Oh, were you going to fuck him?

You haven't fucked him yet? Did you know what she does?

No. She sells cell phones. Yeah, cell phones.

Yeah, with her titties. Vibrator.

Yeah, in fact, she brought you here. She's going to put something in your

now. Get excited, slug.

Slug.

She's a fag hag, dude. She fucking tries to get guys to do gay shit.

Seriously? Yeah, dude, with her titties. We'll party.

Yeah, man, you might want to back the fuck up.

No, man, we do fucking adult shit. You ever, you watch pornos and shit?

Yeah, bro.

Yes or no?

Yes. What'd he say? Yeah, sure. He says yes.

Oh, you do? You have?

Yeah, you know. Yeah, but you didn't know that she did that?

No. She just said, hey, get in my car, and you were what, like, slanging shit?

Yeah,

I'm aware of that.

I'm aware of that.

Alright, so let's do the gay anal gangbang on him Are you ready

we're gonna blow your out you blow your own ring out was that cool Hey, what

kind of girls do you usually like like dude?

Yeah, you like to get girls and shit.

No, what kind of girls usually like you like like big big chicks like, you know

bigger chicks Oh what you like titties and shit Shit more people

how cool

That's awesome.

This is a successful fucking party, huh? Yeah, dude.

Too bad fucking BT didn't bring us any fucking food.

What's up, dude? The ribs are on the way. The ribs are on the way.

Yeah, dude. Look, check this out. She brought a fucking guy off the street

What's up, bro?

Yeah, look at him. Flounder out.

Yeah, dude.

They're my fucking beats, dude. Oh, are they?

Oh, that's because you're sleeping here now, right? You lost the house. Gonna

pay the bills.

Broken famous.

So, uh, why do you keep saying that? I like it.

It's like your new thing, dude? It's my new thing, like gaping.

I don't know.

Gaping and broken famous.

He likes that shit. Sloane, how old are you, dude?

I can't even see him, man. He's like back there in the fucking wall.

What? He is. I can barely see him.

Where are you from? Are you from Miami?

Yeah, Miami.

Okay, cool, man. How old are you?

21. That's cool.

Oh, so he's old enough to drink. Why don't you get him a beer, dude?

You want a beer or something? You want some beer? Yeah, sure, bro. So you're

illegal to drink?

Yeah.

Cerveza. Check his ID.

Can you open that up for me, honey?

Yeah. Fucking thirsty, dude. So let's gangbang him. Shit.

You ever done anal before, dude?

Nope.

He's so funny. Look at him.

Oh, God.

He's like, I want to eat more beer.

Are you going to bang him or what? A couple more Cervezas, you'll be doing

anal.

Yeah, dude. We'll get you some fucking beer in you and we'll be having you do

anal and tricking you. What? What happened?

Yeah, it's a bit tight.

We'll have you street walking in that sign, dude.

If I can dress as a woman, right, dude? Pimp him out.

Make some money.

Oh, you would not believe what I saw the other day walking in Hollywood.

JBT banging a tranny? No, no, no. I saw the 70 -year -old prostitute with a

short little miniskirt on, a tank top, her hooker boots. Ew, gross, dude. Her

hair all done. Looked like it was hard. It was, like, crazy.

It sounded so bad they put granny to work.

Oh, my God, dude.

Disgusting. I'd bang that, though.

Wouldn't you, Jay?

Every day, all day. 70 fucking children. Oh, I fucked some 74 grannies. Oh,

yeah, dude.

Guilt, you fucked guilt? Guilt, yeah.

I want to blow slow. The oldest was about, like, 87, I think.

87 years old. Oh, for real? Yeah, pregnant, too. Dude, gross.

What? What? You're so foolish. Yeah, you're a liar, dude.

Don't fucking bullshit, bro. A big tip pimp over there spilled his drink on

one. That's BT,

the big city pimp.

Yeah, dude, so, you ever, did she show you her tits yet?

Uh -huh. Oh, she hasn't shown you yet? Well, I want to see his dick.

Shut up.

You're going to make him show you're going to show him a titty?

I want to feel on him a little bit. You want to feel him, dude?

No. He's like, what have I gotten myself into?

Some fucking titties.

Dude, this fucking Jewish shit you bought for this fucking table is

dude.

Easy with the Jews.

No, dude. You bought this Jewish ass fucking... It matches the backyard.

Yeah, imagine if I go over there.

Pink and green go great together.

Don't be shy, Luke.

Oh, oh, oh, careful, careful.

Sensitive.

You should fucking dump him on his head and shit.

You like rub him all over his head?

Go sit over there.

Are you going to put him over there? Happy birthday, Sloan.

You going to pull out? Let's go over there.

Look at that ass.

Fucking green. You look good.

I look good? You look fucking hot.

You sure look nice.

Careful. You got a mango in your butt next.

Alright, slow and bend over.

Come on, dude. It's only going to hurt for a second.

It's not a big deal.

Are you shy?

No.

Well, you did get in the car with a complete stranger, didn't you? You look

beautiful. You look beautiful. Gorgeous.

Fucking jugs.

Ugh.

Jugs. Jugs.

You're so cute.

Beautiful. You want to wrap this fucking thing around me?

Yeah, you.

You look so good.

Yeah? Fuck yeah, you look really hot.

It's a Miami meet, huh?

I can't believe you just picked this kid up off the fucking street.

Somebody's got to get lucky sometimes, don't they?

Jesus Christ.

Take a shot, man.

Relax a little bit.

Is that your good luck charm?

Yeah, I guess it worked.

What is it?

It's a tag, a string and tag.

Oh, okay.

You ever fucked at a barbecue before?

First time.

I think it's my first time too.

Fuck yeah.

At a barbecue.

Best fucking pub I've ever had.

What is it with the men in this bit lately?

Yeah, shit's so good.

Fuck.

Fuck yeah.

Oh my god.

It was nice out today.

It's beautiful.

Beautiful day for a blowjob. It is.

It really is.

You ever titty fuck before?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah? Titties like this?

A little oversized, but it can work. Nothing such a thing as too big, is

Sanchez? Hell, no.

He thinks my boobs are kind of small. They are small.

See, bigger?

Yeah.

We both have.

Are you going to teach him how to titty fuck?

He ain't going to know how to do it.

Look how dark he is. I can't even see him.

Look at him.

What the fuck?

Dark chocolate.

Yeah, anyway.

I know. Look how light I am compared to him.

Good combination. I thought I had a tan.

I thought.

You're wrong.

It's so beautiful.

I'm trying to get naked until you fucking... Hell yeah.

See if you can handle it.

I don't know how many minutes it takes before it pops.

It's going to pop, doesn't it?

I

would

not leave my clothes on the ground, honey. I see ants everywhere down there.

Come over here, honey.

Straight on my chest.

Right up over here.

You're right. You don't know how to do it right.

Give me your hand, sweetie.

Give me your hand, sweetie.

Get pressed a little bit faster, baby.

Make those toes bounce, right babe?

Okay, you can grab them.

Go ahead.

You ready to fuck me? I'm ready.

Yeah?

Yes.

Jesus Christ.

You're going to get banged by a mango.

And it's out here.

I need you back up just a little bit. There you go.

I don't need to talk to my dick yet. Oh yeah.

Fuck yeah!

I feel so naughty.

I feel so dirty.

You gonna cool me off with the water hose afterwards?

You should hurt me.

Give me all that fucking hot juice.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, come with me.

Amateur dick.

That's the best part of you ever.

I'd say.