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I've been thinking about it for a while
now. Actually, before your accident.
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Oh wow.
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I mean, you can't do a fucking goddamn
thing around here. You can't cook. You
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obviously can't clean.
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You can't dance. And most of all, shit
as hell can't fuck. So I'm not quite
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what you're trying to do. You know I'm
fucking hurt. Yeah, no shit, but it's
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been like three months.
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Isn't it for better or for worse? What's
the deal? You know what?
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Fuck off.
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I have some things to get off my chest.
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Yeah, it's been bugging me.
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Hear me out.
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Okay. Number one, like I said earlier,
you can't do a fucking thing around the
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house. No cooking, no cleaning, laundry,
nothing.
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I've been doing every fucking thing
around the house.
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Number two, we went out last week trying
to dance, and you can't really do a
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goddamn thing.
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And number three, where do I start with
number three?
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Since your accident, Three, four months
ago. We haven't had sex since.
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I mean, so basically, this pussy needs a
fucking cock. And you're pretty much
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worth it. What the fuck do you want me
to do about it?
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Actually, I have an idea.
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Why don't you call your buddy Will?
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Will? My black friend Will?
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Yes! Are you fucking kidding me? You
want to fuck a black guy? I don't give a
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shit. He's hot.
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Are you fantasizing about fucking black
guys now?
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I've been kind of thinking about him for
a while now. Actually, before your
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accident. Pretty much.
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Yes. But can you just calm?
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He's half my age. He's younger than you
are. He's half my age.
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Exactly. That means he knows how to work
a cock and work a pussy. He's black.
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I don't give a shit if he's purple.
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I want Will's black cock.
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How you doing?
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Good, man.
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We have to have a conversation.
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About what?
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Chelsea tells me she's got fantasies
about having sex with you.
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Wait, what?
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Exactly. What the fuck is that all
about? Are you guys fucking behind my
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not doing
anything.
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Well, she sure as hell wants to do
something.
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I don't know nothing about that.
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I'm partial to it, but I have not acted
on it in any kind of way.
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Well, what the fuck she get these ideas
from? I don't know.
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She sure as hell wants to fuck you.
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And I think it's a bad fucking idea.
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I mean, I don't have any idea how that
could even happen, to be honest with
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Well, good.
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If it ain't happening.
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Is that all?
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Yeah.
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Hey, buddy, how are you?
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Come on in. What the fuck are you guys
doing? Come on.
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No. What the hell?
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Will, are you in on this?
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No.
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I didn't invite him over to you. I had
to call him over to find out if he's
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fucking cheating on me with you.
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Well, you know what? He's here, so this
is kind of what I want to talk to you
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about. I don't know what's going on.
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I don't either, man.
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Just sit down, will you?
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What the fuck are you touching me for?
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Because. We talked, didn't we not talk
about the dirt in the kitchen?
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Yeah, you just sprung it on me that you
wanted to fuck my black friend, Will.
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Sorry, well, you know you're black, but
you're black.
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Well, yeah, I do, because let's go over
this again.
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You can't cook.
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You can't clean.
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Can he?
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I don't know. I don't know him that
well, but I know he's fucking hot.
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Is he going to be our new maid? Is that
what you're saying?
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No, he's going to be my new cop.
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Wait, what?
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What? He has a cock, and that's what I
need.
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And I need Will's cock.
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We're married. Because yours doesn't
work.
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Well, we're married. How are you going
to do that?
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I'm going to fuck him.
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Wait, what?
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I'm going to fuck you, Will.
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Oh, fuck no.
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Yes, he is. So just shut the hell up,
and you get to watch.
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Wait, what?
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What are you doing?
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What does it look like I'm doing? I'm
rubbing his cock.
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Right in front of my face.
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Yeah.
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That's what I'm doing.
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You've never slept.
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You're that horny, you're willing to
throw everything that we have out the
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window. I'm sitting right in front of
you. No shit, dude.
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Will, what's the deal, man?
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I don't know.
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I'm just going with it, man.
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Tell me, all those buyberries I bought
you did nothing.
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Nothing does the job like a car.
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Matter of fact.
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What are you doing?
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just watch i want to see it jump what
are you doing
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you're sucking my buddy's in front of me
on
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our couch right on our couch you're
sucking
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my buddy's in front of me tastes amazing
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Is the black dick taste different than
mine?
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It should taste fucking pen happier.
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Definitely bigger than yours.
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So you're not too bothered by this
apparently, Will.
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What would you do if you were me?
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Why is it fucking hot?
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I'm just so upset.
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Here, Will.
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Get comfy.
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Sure.
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There you go.
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Much better.
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Shit, dog. You have a big dick.
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Yay, Dad.
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I thought you were always bullshitting
in the locker room.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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What does it look like I'm doing?
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You don't suck my dick like that.
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From the stories you told, I thought
it'd be different.
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Shit, I need two hands on this bad boy.
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You don't suck my dick like that.
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No, I don't.
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This dick is amazing.
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I always thought Will was pregnant and
he had a big dick. Oh no, I don't think
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so. Not by the look of this nice cock.
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Just shut the fuck up and watch, will
ya?
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I'm busy here.
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You're really good at that.
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Thanks, Will.
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Cock is a horn rock.
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Oh, baby.
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God, it tastes amazing. Thank you.
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Oh man.
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Hey,
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your friend's enjoying his time.
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Yeah.
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Thought you wanted to fuck him. I said
fuck him already.
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I'm okay with it. You are? Alright.
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I'm not okay with it.
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Well, you're gonna have to be.
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Let me ride this cock.
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Yes.
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Yes, babe.
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Yes. Nice to take what you are. I do.
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Oh, yes, going on the clock.
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You watching?
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I can't believe you guys are doing this.
Oh, fuck.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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You're a good friend to my husband.
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Yeah.
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Stretching out my pussy.
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With the big dick? Fuck yeah, he is.
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You can't. You totally can't.
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Thank you.
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Hey. Oh,
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shit.
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Oh, fuck yeah. Tastes so good. Great
combination right there.
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Nice.
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You watchin' still?
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Oh, shit.
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Oh,
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fuck yeah.
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Thank you.
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Do you want to do it?
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Oh, yes.
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This feels fucking good.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes. I get this fucking neck very
soft.
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I can give you any which way you want.
Oh, is that right?
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You feel like five more months, though.
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Lucky me, lucky Will.
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Yes, I can be harder and deeper.
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Shut up. Yeah.
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Hey, what happened to him? I don't know.
Three or four months.
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Oh, I didn't let him over.
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Not for two years.
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Is this the first time you guys all
done?
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Yeah.
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That wasn't really.
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It better be the fucking last night.
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I can't speak for her, man.
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Your loyalties are all in the wrong
place.
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Well, I mean, I have a nice pussy, you
know that.
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Now he knows that.
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Yeah, Brady at the gym's gonna know it
now, too. He can't keep the fucking
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mushroom. No, he can.
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I'll make him pinky promise before he
leaves.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh,
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yes.
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You just can't take no for an answer.
No, I can't.
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you leave.
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Okay.
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Bye, Will.
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Bye.
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You just let my black friend greet you.
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