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I've been thinking about it for a while now. Actually, before your accident.

Oh wow.

I mean, you can't do a fucking goddamn thing around here. You can't cook. You

obviously can't clean.

You can't dance. And most of all, shit as hell can't fuck. So I'm not quite

what you're trying to do. You know I'm fucking hurt. Yeah, no shit, but it's

been like three months.

Isn't it for better or for worse? What's the deal? You know what?

Fuck off.

I have some things to get off my chest.

Yeah, it's been bugging me.

Hear me out.

Okay. Number one, like I said earlier, you can't do a fucking thing around the

house. No cooking, no cleaning, laundry, nothing.

I've been doing every fucking thing around the house.

Number two, we went out last week trying to dance, and you can't really do a

goddamn thing.

And number three, where do I start with number three?

Since your accident, Three, four months ago. We haven't had sex since.

I mean, so basically, this pussy needs a fucking cock. And you're pretty much

worth it. What the fuck do you want me to do about it?

Actually, I have an idea.

Why don't you call your buddy Will?

Will? My black friend Will?

Yes! Are you fucking kidding me? You want to fuck a black guy? I don't give a

shit. He's hot.

Are you fantasizing about fucking black guys now?

I've been kind of thinking about him for a while now. Actually, before your

accident. Pretty much.

Yes. But can you just calm?

He's half my age. He's younger than you are. He's half my age.

Exactly. That means he knows how to work a cock and work a pussy. He's black.

I don't give a shit if he's purple.

I want Will's black cock.

How you doing?

Good, man.

We have to have a conversation.

About what?

Chelsea tells me she's got fantasies about having sex with you.

Wait, what?

Exactly. What the fuck is that all about? Are you guys fucking behind my

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not doing anything.

Well, she sure as hell wants to do something.

I don't know nothing about that.

I'm partial to it, but I have not acted on it in any kind of way.

Well, what the fuck she get these ideas from? I don't know.

She sure as hell wants to fuck you.

And I think it's a bad fucking idea.

I mean, I don't have any idea how that could even happen, to be honest with

Well, good.

If it ain't happening.

Is that all?

Yeah.

Hey, buddy, how are you?

Come on in. What the fuck are you guys doing? Come on.

No. What the hell?

Will, are you in on this?

No.

I didn't invite him over to you. I had to call him over to find out if he's

fucking cheating on me with you.

Well, you know what? He's here, so this is kind of what I want to talk to you

about. I don't know what's going on.

I don't either, man.

Just sit down, will you?

What the fuck are you touching me for?

Because. We talked, didn't we not talk about the dirt in the kitchen?

Yeah, you just sprung it on me that you wanted to fuck my black friend, Will.

Sorry, well, you know you're black, but you're black.

Well, yeah, I do, because let's go over this again.

You can't cook.

You can't clean.

Can he?

I don't know. I don't know him that well, but I know he's fucking hot.

Is he going to be our new maid? Is that what you're saying?

No, he's going to be my new cop.

Wait, what?

What? He has a cock, and that's what I need.

And I need Will's cock.

We're married. Because yours doesn't work.

Well, we're married. How are you going to do that?

I'm going to fuck him.

Wait, what?

I'm going to fuck you, Will.

Oh, fuck no.

Yes, he is. So just shut the hell up, and you get to watch.

Wait, what?

What are you doing?

What does it look like I'm doing? I'm rubbing his cock.

Right in front of my face.

Yeah.

That's what I'm doing.

You've never slept.

You're that horny, you're willing to throw everything that we have out the

window. I'm sitting right in front of you. No shit, dude.

Will, what's the deal, man?

I don't know.

I'm just going with it, man.

Tell me, all those buyberries I bought you did nothing.

Nothing does the job like a car.

Matter of fact.

What are you doing?

just watch i want to see it jump what are you doing

you're sucking my buddy's in front of me on

our couch right on our couch you're sucking

my buddy's in front of me tastes amazing

Is the black dick taste different than mine?

It should taste fucking pen happier.

Definitely bigger than yours.

So you're not too bothered by this apparently, Will.

What would you do if you were me?

Why is it fucking hot?

I'm just so upset.

Here, Will.

Get comfy.

Sure.

There you go.

Much better.

Shit, dog. You have a big dick.

Yay, Dad.

I thought you were always bullshitting in the locker room.

What the fuck are you doing?

What does it look like I'm doing?

You don't suck my dick like that.

From the stories you told, I thought it'd be different.

Shit, I need two hands on this bad boy.

You don't suck my dick like that.

No, I don't.

This dick is amazing.

I always thought Will was pregnant and he had a big dick. Oh no, I don't think

so. Not by the look of this nice cock.

Just shut the fuck up and watch, will ya?

I'm busy here.

You're really good at that.

Thanks, Will.

Cock is a horn rock.

Oh, baby.

God, it tastes amazing. Thank you.

Oh man.

Hey,

your friend's enjoying his time.

Yeah.

Thought you wanted to fuck him. I said fuck him already.

I'm okay with it. You are? Alright.

I'm not okay with it.

Well, you're gonna have to be.

Let me ride this cock.

Yes.

Yes, babe.

Yes. Nice to take what you are. I do.

Oh, yes, going on the clock.

You watching?

I can't believe you guys are doing this. Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Wow.

You're a good friend to my husband.

Yeah.

Stretching out my pussy.

With the big dick? Fuck yeah, he is.

You can't. You totally can't.

Thank you.

Hey. Oh,

shit.

Oh, fuck yeah. Tastes so good. Great combination right there.

Nice.

You watchin' still?

Oh, shit.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

Thank you.

Do you want to do it?

Oh, yes.

This feels fucking good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. I get this fucking neck very soft.

I can give you any which way you want. Oh, is that right?

You feel like five more months, though.

Lucky me, lucky Will.

Yes, I can be harder and deeper.

Shut up. Yeah.

Hey, what happened to him? I don't know. Three or four months.

Oh, I didn't let him over.

Not for two years.

Is this the first time you guys all done?

Yeah.

That wasn't really.

It better be the fucking last night.

I can't speak for her, man.

Your loyalties are all in the wrong place.

Well, I mean, I have a nice pussy, you know that.

Now he knows that.

Yeah, Brady at the gym's gonna know it now, too. He can't keep the fucking

mushroom. No, he can.

I'll make him pinky promise before he leaves.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

You just can't take no for an answer. No, I can't.

you leave.

Okay.

Bye, Will.

Bye.

You just let my black friend greet you.