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Hey, what's up? Hey, how you doing? I was walking around the neighborhood

and I'm actually selling some health products, you know, and it seems like

couples are really, really enjoying them, but they're of, like, a personal

nature. You mind if I come in? Yeah, come on in.

Well, basically what these products are entailed for are males who are

having, shall we say, enhancement problems.

Excuse me.

Oh.

What are you talking about, Hanson? Um, for instance, we happen to have this

jumbo -sized cock pump.

Oh. Just in case you're having any extended, you know, problems.

I have a bedroom.

I think I'm okay, man. I don't think I need a larger thing.

You sure you don't need it?

Yeah.

Cool. Thanks for coming by, though. You have a good one.

Thanks.

Hey, honey. Who's locking up the door?

Oh, it's this door -to -door sales guy selling, like, penis pump and larger

enhancement things.

Did you get one?

No.

Why not?

Well, that's ridiculous.

I mean, that stuff doesn't work. I mean, I think you should go back and get

them. I don't know what for.

Because we need that.

You should just go get him. What?

But... I mean, just go get him. He's going to go, and then we won't have an

opportunity. Just go.

But I don't... Just go get him. Go hide. He's about to leave.

See, I got him.

What a time you got here.

Wow.

Your wife has... She has an amazing ass. She's ass -licious.

See, you told me my ass is fat. Find me someone that appreciates it.

Good thing. Well, let's see what you have for these boys.

Oh, yeah, well, we have this, you know, cop club that I was telling

them about, you know, for guys who are having problems with their male

endowment, you know, in the general region, you know.

So, I thought to let you guys know that it's very, very affordable.

If you want to get this particular model, you can do it in, like, you know,

three dependents of $39 .95, you know, a piece.

You know, and they're very, very good. They're very, very useful. And I've seen

guys having, you know, anywhere in the upwards of, like, six to, you know, from

being six to maybe, like, going up to eight and eight going up to...

10, you know, depending on, you know, how much you use it and how well.

You don't think I need that, do you? Um, you do need it. I mean, show us your

little dick. Just show it to us. Just get naked.

Get naked so you can see how much you need this. We need this.

I need this.

Come on, take your hands off.

Look at that.

He needs this. Yeah, Mr., uh, yeah, I don't think I need this.

Is it worse?

Yeah, of course.

Because I'm not only, you know, a salesman, I'm also a little client.

Yeah? Yeah.

Does it actually have, you know, results?

Oh.

Satisfaction is guaranteed.

You're just going to, like, have him pull out his cock?

Oh, my God. Look, honey, it does work.

It sure does.

It does work.

But, I mean, what's...

Why are you playing with him?

I'm just showing you how big it gets.

It gets pretty big. Maybe we should use it.

Okay, yeah, but that's... He's... Whoa, what are you...

What are you guys doing?

What are you... Nadia, what are you doing?

But I don't get what's going on.

He appreciates my ass and you don't, so... But we...

We don't talk about anything like this.

We do.

I think that... It looks like it works pretty well.

Look at your ass.

At least he appreciates it.

I don't think I'm going to see it. Oh, shit.

How small it is.

Dude.

Oh, my God.

Your girl's ass is ridiculous. I can't believe you have such a small dick. You

can't even... How small has it been? How can you even get in there?

I can't.

You need this.

You can have a small dick. What are you trying to do there? It's not going to

even get hard. It hardly gets hard. It's ridiculous.

Wash your badass.

You like that?

You like that? Spank it.

Spank it.

Carter, what's that?

It's like dick.

What's that?

I see that when I step on the dick there.

A real dick.

Wash your badass. You like that?

You can't breathe?

See? If you get something like this, you'd be doing this to her every night.

This is a big dick.

This is the biggest thing I've ever seen on this face.

How much closer could you get to Percy without actually being in it?

I don't know how small that dick is.

It's a crying shame.

Percy's crying for shame.

I love sucking this big dick. I'm wanting to have one permanently.

Like the king of rain?

This is what you get for having such a small dick.

I didn't say for you to stop.

I didn't say for you to stop.

Why can't I hear you?

What are you looking at? Get out of the way. Get out of the way.

What the fuck are you waiting for?

I don't know what I'm dealing with. Probably if I can small this and take

orders.

Do you have any lube?

You know what? I do.

Suck his dick. What?

Get it wet so I can ride it. Get it wet.

What do you think I'm waiting for? What the fuck? Get it wet.

Suck on it. Get it. Get it.

Get it nice and wet.

Like that. If you had a bigger dick, we wouldn't have this problem.

Look at that.

Look at that big dick.

Look at that big dick love me.

Look at my big ass that he loves me on that dick.

Like that.

Look at that.

You're just as big as you get some of this.

Oh,

you like that?

That's what you get.

Where's that pump?

See if that pump works. You need it.

Oh,

oh.

Big, big thing in my life.

Long time with that.

You know

what?

Suck on these balls. I want you to suck on these balls.

Come on. Do you hear me? Just like that.

Just like that.

Just like that.

This is what happens when you have a small, tiny dick.

Stick your tongue out. Stick your tongue out. Just like that.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Just like that big dick.

I didn't say for you to stop.

Don't stop.

You like that?

This is what you get for having a tiny dick.

Open your mouth.

Don't bite it. I know it's a big dick.

This is what I want.

Yeah.

What are you waiting for? Here, why don't you sit?

Oh yeah, I love that big cock.

This thing's totally broken and messed up.

Hurry up!

That big, big fucking wife's pussy.

Get better, grow up now. This isn't going to happen often.

My taste is big.

Do you want some?

Yeah.

Smell you, that fat ass.

Taste it, taste it, dude.

Taste that cock taste.

Yeah.

I can't breathe.

I have to taste it.

Yeah.

I wish

your

little dick was this big. You have a fucking dick.

I love that big dick.

I love that big dick.

Is your little dick even hard yet? Are you going to fuck me?

Suck his dick.

Suck his dick and get it real wet. I said suck his dick.

Suck his dick and get it real wet.

Okay. Look at that.

This is what a big stick looks like.

Yeah,

choke on it.

I didn't say stop.

Don't stop.

Suck on this ball.

Just like that.

Like that? That's what a big black dog tastes like.

I didn't say stop. I said put your face in it. Suck on this ball.

What happened to me? I have a small dick. Get out of the way so you can keep

fucking me.

God, you're useless.

Oh, look at that.

Fucking pussy.

Look at that big dick.

I can't believe this is happening.

Your dick isn't getting any bigger from what happened often.

Little fucking cock.

Look at that.

You're hurting her.

Her fucking feels amazing.

Fucking love that dick.

Love that big cock.

Just like that. Just like that.

I'm fucking like that.

Oh my god. Yeah,

just like that.

Fuck it with that big black cock.

I don't want to watch it. I don't want to watch it. My ass is bad. I don't want

to be fucked from behind.

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah, baby.

I like to see you like this, baby.

You're a couple of times.

Yeah.

that big, big fuck me.

Watch, watch the open off of that big fucking fuck me.

Look at that.

Just like that. Suck on it. Suck on it. What do you give him? Just a smug hug.

I love this baby dick.

Suck on it real good.

Don't stop. Suck on it fast.

Don't stop.

Don't stop.

I said suck on it real good.

Give it a big hug.

Suck on it.

Watch while you fuck me.

Oh, it's like that.

Let me set that thing, really.

Let me set that thing up.

Look at his big dick.

Yeah, you like that?

I think I need to smuggle up that ass when I step on this big cock.

You like that?

You like that?

Sorry, you're not appreciating this big ass.

This big, beautiful ass. Look at that. Can you breathe?

I'm glad.

You have this fat ass in your mouth.

Oh my

God,

I've been gagging your dick ever. It's so small.

How fat?

How did this work?

It needs to get bigger.

Here we go.

Fuck.

Yeah?

Yeah? Yeah?

Yeah?

This thing's totally broken. We can make it work. It needs to get bigger.

You know what? Let's do it.

Bring your body to me and watch me do it.

Suck on it.

Suck on it.

Suck on it.

Suck on it.

Suck on it. Just like that.

Like that.

It's what you get for having a small cock.

You get beat up with a big dick.

It's in his face.

It's in his face.

It's in his

face.

You're that big.

You're that big.

You're that big.

You're

that

big. You're that big. You're that big.

You're that big. You're that big all the time.

You're that big all the time. You're that big all the time. You're that big

the time.

You're that big all the time.

You're that big all the time. You're that big all the time.

You know what? I do.

Don't fuck with me.

Don't fuck with me.

Don't fuck with me. Don't fuck with me. Don't fuck with me.

Don't fuck with me.

Oh,

you like that?

You like that?

You like that?

You can have a small dick. This little dick doesn't even get hard.

Jerk off.

Jerk off. Take that little dick off.

Check that little dick off.

Check that little dick off.

Check that little dick off.

Just like that.

Check that little dick off. Check that little dick off.

That little fucking thing.

That little dick in her cum.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Look at that.

Fucking seconds. Look at that.

Fucking dick in her ass and her fucking cum. Like a little fucking bitch.

Look at that.

Fucking clean yourself up.

Look at that.

Clean yourself up.

Look at that. Suck on that. Suck, suck, suck, suck on that. Yeah.

You're fucking calm already.

Oh, look at that.

Fucking insane.

Open your mouth. Open your mouth.

You like that?

You like that? Open your mouth.

Open your mouth.

Oh, look at that. You're fucking calm. Look at that.

Open, open. I said open so I choke you with it.

I'm choking until you come.

Puppy.

That's it. Get bigger.

Watch him fuck me.

Watch him fuck me until he fucking comes all over the place. Watch him fuck me.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Get me.

That fucking one coming over that fucking asshole.

Oh, get me. Get me.

Oh. Oh.

Let him grab my ass all the way. Fuck me. I'm gonna do something.

I'm gonna fucking use this for something.

I'm gonna fucking use this for something. And look at that.

Look at that.

Turn my ass open.

I'm gonna fucking use this.

Fucking came in two fucking seconds. You can't even do anything, alright?

That little fucking cock of yours.

That warm color on my asshole, baby.

You move, honey.

Go.

Go like that.

Go like that, baby.

Do that ass.

Do that ass. You get yours, damn it.

You ready for me, Kelly?

Yeah, I'm ready.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Watch it. Watch your little fucking feet.

Are you watching that? I want you to

lick it. Lick all of it off.

Lick all of it off. Just lick that. Don't. Lick it. There you go.

Oh, lick my ass. I want you to lick that ass. Oh,

lick it.

Lick it.

Get in there, you ass. Get in there, you fucking punk. I'm all sick of you.

This is your wife, you dumb shit.

I know you've been there before.

Yeah, I fucking lick all that shit up. I don't want to be in the fucking drop of

it. Go ahead and run around and throw it in her left cheek, dude. Just get all

of it. Get all of it. There you go.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

You know what?

I think that is... Wait a minute. Attack for all the toys you brought, please.

We're buying everything on one of those toys. You need them. Write them a check.

Do you think I can have your number just in case you need another demo?

Of course.

I'm sure you will.

Yeah.

I have them around. I have a salesman. And I do go do it. Get dressed and get

the checkbook.

Jeez.

You really are useless.

I'm going to have to put up with.

Well. You wonder why I need it, huh?

No.