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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

Yeah, dude, none of these doors are open. Not even the windows.

At least you can leave the key under the mat for me.

Alright.

Can't tell your mom's room's open.

I don't think anybody's home, though.

Alright, yeah, I'll just go to another room and wait for you.

Alright.

Damn, he's gonna be gone for a while.

I'm gonna order some pizza. I'm starving.

I'm sure Nancy and marketing has nothing to do with it, right?

Hello? What do you mean you're not making dinner?

This is the second, no, third year in a row.

that you haven't made our anniversary dinner.

Jim, you know, we talked about this in therapy.

I can't believe you're prioritizing your work, once again, over our

relationship.

You know, I'm starting to think you don't want to be married at all.

And to be honest with you, at this point, that would be fine by me.

Hi, Juan.

Uh, hi.

Uh, what are you doing in my room?

Uh, well, I came for your son, but... Good job. Get up.

He was supposed to leave the key under the mat, but...

It didn't turn out that way. All the other doors were locked but yours.

Come here. I want to talk to you.

What?

Look, you're a sweet kid and you're always welcome in our home when my son

here or when I know ahead of time that you're coming, okay?

You don't walk in through my master bedroom door and hide under my clean...

Okay?

Okay, I'm sorry, but I mean... What could have convinced you that that was a

good idea?

You know, I could have shot you if I didn't know who you were.

Well, I mean, it was the only door that was unlocked. I understand that.

That's not very good logic, though. You don't hide and then scare me, okay?

Okay. Next time, you let me know that you're here, okay?

All right. Okay, not that hard. You could have walked right in there.

I don't know why you would have been in here.

How much of my conversation did you hear?

Well, I kind of heard all of it.

Okay.

I need you to do something. You cannot tell my son about this, okay?

I will not, I promise. Okay, please. Because it would break his heart to know

have done a pretty good job, I think, of hiding our marital difficulties.

You guys are adults now. I know that. But, you know.

So thank you. That's important to me, okay? Okay. Alright, thank you.

Well, everything okay? You fine?

I'm fine. It sounds like I am going to be spending my wedding anniversary with

you boys, probably playing video games and eating pizza.

Is that what's your plan?

Something like that, yeah. Yeah, it's always something like that.

Well, I mean, if you ever need to talk, just let me know. I'm here.

You know what I mean?

Like I said, I heard the whole conversation.

I don't know why he's being a mess. You're such a beautiful lady.

You deserve better.

Thank you.

Thank you. That's so sweet of you.

Maybe I'll take you up on that at some point.

I could use a kind listening ear sometime.

Thank you.

That's so sweet. I'm going to just kiss you.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, honey. I mean, it wasn't that bad.

Oh, really?

Wow.

You're 18, right?

Yeah, I'm well over 18.

Okay.

It's been a long time since I've had some fun.

Catch me drift.

But it looks like you have a lot to have fun with, so...

Let's see what we're working with here.

Wow.

This is a very impressive penis walk.

Thank you.

I certainly did not expect this.

Wow.

But,

yeah.

I'm going to assume consent.

Oh, God.

It's so big.

hours.

Long time since I got to practice doing that.

Greatest dad isn't exactly well endowed.

But you are.

This is a lot of fun.

Won't you like that?

It feels pretty fucking good. Good.

You should like that.

You cannot tell me something about this. I'm not telling you about this at all.

Oh, God.

I just love cock.

It's a thing.

You'd think my husband would want to fuck me more.

It's a thing. Life gets busy.

The only person that goes is sex.

But I've always had a higher sex drive than my husband.

That's why he likes that Percy secretary.

I just want to get fucked, you know?

That's what I've always wanted to do.

I've always wanted to just, you know, let these puppets free for the cockatoo,

you know what I mean?

Does that feel good?

It feels pretty good. It does?

Yeah. Do you like the way it looks?

Mm -hmm.

I've always wanted to do this.

I'm so fucking dead.

I've had these tits for years.

My husband isn't exactly big enough for me to do this, if you know what I mean.

I've always wanted to. God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, there we go.

Oh my god.

Fuck yeah.

Oh my god. This feels so good.

Oh yeah.

I thought I really won.

I thought I even won.

I just want to fucking win.

I think an average man would be happy to go home and fuck his wife once in a

while.

I'm not asking for much, am I?

Not at all. Yeah, right.

All I want is a cock that's hard sometimes.

Oh, I just want to stick it between my tits.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I love that hard cock.

Yeah, that's right. Grab my arm.

Grab my arm. Yeah, just like that.

Break it.

Yeah. There you go.

Oh.

Like that.

Really up and down.

Oh, gosh.

Very good.

Yeah, just like that.

Just like that. Grab it.

Ah, yeah.

Ah, yeah. Yeah.

Ah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's a good boy.

Yeah,

I like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Fuck, yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah

Fuck yeah. It's so fucking good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yeah. You like that?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, fuck.

Yeah, fuck.

It's so much good.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

You're so good at that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck, yes.

Oh, good.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes. You know, my son's always telling me stories about how well you do with

girls. I don't understand why.

Oh, God.

I just may have done before.

Yeah,

you know.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my god!

College boyfriend.

Oh, the one where I met Craig's father.

Oh, he had a couch just like yours.

It's been fucking hours just writing this dick.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God, I miss that. I fucking miss that so much.

I mean, I may look like just some old corporate lady to you. I love to fuck.

Oh, my God.

Some other lifetime over.

I'm going to go to the porn store instead.

So hard, too.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to have to do it like that, baby.

So fucking good.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck, yes.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

God, yes.

Whoa.

Yeah, baby.

Oh my God, yeah.

Oh, that's it.

That's it, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

Fuuu -

Yeah. Just like that. Oh.

Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Fuck, yes.

Yep.

That feels so good.

eating your vegetables, huh?

Every day.

That's a good boy.

So I tell you what.

Why don't you go out and play video games?

I'll order a pizza.

And why don't you call your mom and tell her that you're spending the night?

Okay? Sounds like a plan.

Good. All right. Let me see if I can clean up.

Not a bad anniversary after all.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.