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PAY RESPECT

What the hell?

Police.

Show me your ID, please. Thank you.

What?

Is there a problem?

Hurry up.

What are you doing?

We got a tip about a drug dealing transaction here.

We'll have to pat you down.

You don't have a search warrant.

You can't just search my belongings, right?

-Ming-han, he's actually right. -Right?

Don't treat me like a fool.

What's this white stuff here?

You're splitting K with this?

-What? -Search him, we got him red-handed.

That's just dust.

Move over.

If there's nothing here, you wouldn't mind us looking.

Why would I let you do that without a warrant?

Stay away from me.

-You don't have a warrant. -Stay away from me.

You don't have…

What the hell?

Police brutality.

Get on with the search, why are you still here?

Hurry up!

Ming-han, I can't find anything.

Take a closer look.

Do you know who I am?

I'm going to sue your asses off!

I'm going to tell my dad to get on your asses.

-Fucking cop, which precinct are you from? -Ming-han, there's really nothing here.

Look harder, go through every layer and crack.

Get on it!

Ming-han, there's really nothing here, I can't find anything.

Ming-han, I got it.

You're amazing.

Damn right, I am.

These types of people can only do drugs and have sex.

What type of people?

Promising young men, all right?

What are you doing there?

What are you looking at?

This is a police investigation.

Morning.

Morning.

Stewed food.

From the stand by the alley.

Ming-han, can I have a piece of dried tofu?

You wish.

ADMISSION

KEEP AWAY FROM DRUGS, ACT NOW

IF YOU DRINK AND DRIVE, I'LL MARRY SOMEONE ELSE

Officer Lin Tzu-ching, have a seat.

Dried tofu.

Hey, that hurts.

I would never have imagined that at this day and age,

someone could still be homophobic and even beat them.

What? Is the image of police officers too good?

How embarrassing.

I was out there staking out all day.

What have you done today?

At this day and age,

you're still just a pretty face.

This pretty face

can still manage to kill you.

Was I wrong?

You got a commendation for pinning corsages on ranking officers

and you have menstrual leave every month.

You got it all.

-Fuck you. -Wu Ming-han.

-Mr. Yung-kang. -Boss.

The Ethics Office has been noticed.

You're being accused of using excessive force

and showing gender discrimination.

The penalty should be issued in a few days.

Damn it, that gay guy.

I didn't discriminate against him.

Ming-han, what you've just said is discriminating.

That's enough.

I've seen the footage already.

What the hell were you doing? Seriously.

Come on, Boss.

We wouldn't have caught the junkie if I weren't so vigilant.

You're all about your performance with no decency.

Yes, you only think of yourself.

Of course, should I think of you instead?

That could work.

Whatever.

It's probably just a minor demerit, no big deal.

A guy broke through the roadblock on Kangding Road.

The car owner has a record of dealing drugs.

There are probably drugs in the car.

They need backup.

Damn, he didn't wait for me again.

Wu Ming-han!

Fuck you.

They're really on to me.

I got you.

Fuck, try getting closer again.

Reversing.

Attention, reversing.

Reversing.

Attention, reversing.

Wu Ming-han, what are you doing?

It's a shortcut.

Hey, man, can you even drive?

I'm in a rush, geez.

Were you even watching where you're going?

Let's just get the cops here.

Damn, he's getting rid of stuff.

Wu Ming-han.

-The police car got here fast. -Yes.

Wu Ming-han, what the hell are you doing?

What the hell are you doing?

Wu Ming-han, what the hell are you doing? Wu Ming-han!

What is this? What's going on?

Idiot.

Wu Ming-han, pick up the stuff he threw away.

Hey.

You…

SAFETY FIRST

You want me to pick these up.

You got me picking up these stuff,

so the bad guy is all yours, great.

He picked it up.

Do you want to scare me to death?

Congratulations.

-Congratulations. -Young Master.

Congratulations.

Check it out, he's a good-looking lad.

So handsome and pretty buff.

Let me get a feel of it.

What are you doing? Hey, what is this?

Mao-mao sure has great taste.

Look, this is definitely worth the wait.

That's right.

He and Mao-mao

look like a couple.

That's right.

I think so.

Excuse me, ladies.

I'm a police officer, I'm collecting evidence.

Please step aside. Thank you.

Nowadays, people wouldn't dare to pick up red envelopes.

Officer, you're the most courageous one.

That's right.

If this isn't evidence, I'll put it back.

It's a dude.

You want me to have a ghost marriage with a dude?

Are you crazy?

Same-sex marriage is already legal here in our world.

It should be the same in the Underworld.

I thought young people would be more open-minded.

Yes, don't be a prude like us old people.

Not a chance, that's so gross.

Wu Ming-han, what are you doing?

I'm coming.

See? You can't shake it off.

What is destined to be yours

is bound to find you.

Is that so?

If you don't marry him after picking up the red envelope,

you'll suffer a lifetime of misfortune.

We police officers

are public servants and crime fighters.

I got a clear conscience with nothing to hide.

He can come after me however he wants.

I don't give a damn.

May Buddha preserve us.

May Buddha preserve us.

Don't be so dismissive of it.

It might come back to bite you in the ass one day.

My ass would be in trouble if I don't solve the case.

I'll be waiting for you.

Lady.

I think I'm looking pretty good right now.

Can you take a picture of me?

This way.

Chubby.

Was someone here for me?

No.

Are you sure?

Ming-han.

Today, I kept trying to tell you--

Have you been eating fried chicken here this whole time?

Yes, I'm a gay guy and a damn fatty!

Listen.

I can't make it to the deputy's wedding this Saturday.

I prepared a red envelope with 6,000 dollars.

Help me give it to them.

6,000 dollars?

Fuck, you damn fatty!

Hey, ma'am!

The money.

Hold on!

Wait!

Hold on.

Watch where you're going!

Fuck, that's a refrigerator!

What happened to you?

I tripped and fell.

Are you all right?

I'm fine, Boss.

All right.

Leave him be.

According to the statement Tzu-ching took yesterday,

the drug dealer we caught known as A-kou

has been working under Lin Hsiao-yuan

for over a year.

If we find enough evidence to prosecute him,

this case will be the biggest drug bust

of our precinct in two years.

Damn, for real?

We caught a big fish yesterday?

I was there first. It was my arrest, right?

I apprehended him, okay?

You were just chatting up some old ladies.

Then that should be our arrest.

We're partners.

So now you want to play as a team.

Knock it off.

Do you think it will be easy to catch Lin Hsiao-yuan?

Here are some of the dealing locations A-kou mentioned.

A-kou told us

that Lin has over 100 million dollars and he can use it to flee.

If we couldn't catch him red-handed and let him get away,

it'd be much harder for us to ever catch him again.

Go and investigate.

-Yes. -Yes.

Wu Ming-han.

Chief wants to see you.

I'm getting a commendation so soon?

I'm being transferred to a police station?

Do you have any idea who you've thrown on the ground?

Transferring you to a police station

is a slap on the wrist.

Councilman Chen.

Yes.

How's your son doing?

I did.

I already took care of it.

Officer 59487 reporting for duty.

Hey.

Who's the woman over there?

Why isn't anyone taking her case?

There's no one there.

Finally, someone noticed me.

Someone is following me.

-Fuck, he actually believed it. -He believed it.

Someone is following you too.

Confirmed that the magazine is empty.

Hey.

I heard you beat up a gay guy.

Impressive.

Damn.

Fuck, that gay guy caused me all these troubles.

Fuck.

Checking there's no bullet in the chamber.

See?

What is destined to be yours

is bound to find you.

If you don't marry him after picking up the red envelope,

you'll suffer a lifetime of misfortune.

There's Young Master.

Young Master, congratulations.

Congratulations.

How handsome.

He's very young, over 30 years old.

He's very handsome.

He's so young and fit.

Show us a smile.

Look how fair and neat he is.

Geez, you certainly look dashing.

Stop wearing a frown all the time.

The ghost marriage would better your luck.

I just want to stay alive.

You'll live to 120.

You'll have a long-lasting life.

Say cheese.

Come…

Call me Granny.

Granny.

-One more time. -Granny.

-One more time. -Granny.

From now on, Granny will treat you as my own.

Too bad.

You can't meet Mao-mao.

Mao-mao is really so adorable and so talented.

He studied

in the National Taiwan University,

Graduate Institute of Building and Planning.

I don't quite know what it is,

but I heard it's pretty impressive.

Let me show you some photos.

This was taken when he was a kid.

How cute he was.

He's so good-looking.

Look.

He'd often go to anti-nuclear protests and beach cleanups.

I feel so sad losing him.

This was taken last year

when we went to join

the parade.

I was telling him,

"I will always have your back.

I will live to see you get married."

I'M 70 YEARS OLD

AND I WANT TO SEE MY GRANDKID MARRY

Thank God we met you.

I did keep my promise, right?

Come on, it is time.

All right, now we'll have the bride…

Sorry about that.

The groom is ready.

Groom number one, let's wait here for a moment.

Groom number zero, come and stand here.

I'm groom number two.

Is that so?

I've done my research.

All right.

Mao-mao.

This is your fiancé, Wu Ming-han.

The ceremony is about to begin.

Are you happy about it?

Cast the blocks.

Go ahead.

What are you all doing?

Great!

It's the yes sign.

Mao-mao is very pleased with this arrangement.

Congratulations.

Mom.

I've told you already.

This is outrageous.

It's totally unacceptable.

Who told you to come home?

Who is this?

It's not that Chen guy?

Of course not.

This is the real match.

It has been destined by the heavens.

You can call him Dad.

-Dad. -I'm not your dad!

I'm not going to indulge in this madness.

Ladies.

Can't you talk some sense into my mom?

Just let your mom do what makes her happy.

Yes, it's a happy occasion today, don't be mad.

It's good that you're here.

Today is Mao-mao's wedding.

He'd be so happy to see you here.

-Take a seat there. -Yes.

Take the seat as the host for the wedding.

Yes.

Ma'am, please don't encourage my mom

with her indulgence.

This is so messed up!

What do you mean messed up?

-Come on, get out. -Mom.

Don't delay the auspicious time.

-Get out! -Mom.

Bow to Heaven and Earth.

Bow.

Not this way.

Face this way.

Bow.

DOUBLE HAPPINESS

Bow to the elder.

Bow.

Bow to each other.

Bow.

DOUBLE HAPPINESS

Great.

What a nice groom.

The time is critical, make sure it's not delayed.

Punctuality is the word here.

Groom, say,

"Mao Pang-yu, get in the car."

Mao Pang-yu, get in the car.

"Mao Pang-yu, we're crossing the bridge now."

Mao Pang-yu, we're crossing the bridge now.

"Mao Pang-yu, we're going upstairs now."

Mao Pang-yu, we're going upstairs now.

"Mao Pang-yu, we're home now."

Mao Pang-yu, we're home now.

-So exhausting. -Right.

-Beautiful. -Go inside first.

-Okay. -Right.

Your grandson-in-law has a huge apartment.

This house is huge.

It's only made of paper, how can it be so heavy?

It's very nice.

From now on, you're Mao Pang-yu's husband.

You'll sleep with him for three days.

-Sleep for three days. -Three days?

Mao-mao loves this MUJI shirt.

See how pretty it looks.

What if I rolled over and lie on top of it?

It's the wedding night.

That could happen, it's all right.

We don't know who would be on top of whom.

What a joke!

I'm man enough to sleep next to a MUJI shirt, all right?

Fucking idiot.

Hi, hubby.

Fuck!

What's wrong, hubby?

What are you doing? Put on some clothes!

I'm joining you for the shower.

Goddamn motherfucker!

Get away, gay guy!

Fuck! Fuck you!

Go away, you motherfucker!

Get away!

Get away from me, gay guy!

Get away!

All right, stop it.

Get away!

All right, stop!

You keep saying gay guy.

Don't you know I've been putting up with that?

Do you think I actually wanted to marry you?

The yes sign was just a mistake.

What are you all doing?

Great!

It's the yes sign.

I'll give you one more chance.

Is it gay guy or hubby?

Gay guy.

I'll give you one last chance.

Is it gay guy or hubby?

Gay…

You're a dead man!

Right turn on red.

No, sir, look at the time.

-I'm younger than you. -I just look old for my age.

Or I'll fine you a cheaper ticket.

-What for? -Improper clothing.

-Improper… -Flip-flops are not allowed

when riding a motorcycle, you know?

Should I wear leather shoes then?

You are…

-He's naked. -No.

What the heck? Out in public…

Spinning and jumping with my eyes closed

To avoid the mortal turmoil

Are you intoxicated?

Hey.

Stop right there!

Freeze!

Stop!

What are you doing?

Be it snowy or summer night I wouldn't stop

Don't mess around with that, it will break.

You…

You're…

Incredible.

All right, get off of it.

Fuck!

Hey, stop right there!

Stop!

Fuck, I was possessed!

Okay, stop knocking already.

Who is it?

Master.

He possessed your body?

No way.

It's true.

Possessing your body would harm his spirit.

If it lasts long,

the life aura of a mortal would hurt him,

breaking his spirit into oblivion.

Really?

Or maybe he has already gone into oblivion.

Great, I can finally go back home now.

Hey.

What is it?

At the bottom right of the incense burner,

wearing a pink shirt with curly hair.

You're the only one who can see him.

That can't be, Master!

Is there anyway I can get rid of him?

He told me he didn't want to marry me.

Can you divorce a ghost marriage?

Three no signs in a row.

No doubt.

You mustn't disobey the will of the heavens.

Marriages are all decided by fate.

You've shared a deep relationship with him in the previous life.

What relationship?

In your previous life,

you were his pet dog.

He remains in the mortal world

because he still has unresolved yearnings.

If you

can figure out what his dying wishes are

and help him reincarnate,

that is probably the only solution.

Mr. Mao Pang-yu.

I'm sorry to have offended you yesterday.

The master said you're hurt

due to possessing my body,

so please don't ever do that again.

Master told me to come home

and pay you respect.

If these incenses aren't enough…

I'll light some more.

What should you call me?

Hubby.

Louder, I can't hear you.

-Hubby. -Louder.

-Hubby. -Louder.

Hubby!

Do you really think I want you to be my husband?

Come on.

I would rather reincarnate as soon as possible.

Well, great.

What dying wishes do you need to fulfill?

I can help you fulfill them as soon as possible.

Sure.

Stop global warming.

DYING WISH NO. 1, SAVE EARTH

How is that possible?

I'm serious.

There is only one Earth.

Is there no other way to save the polar bears?

DONATE NOW

300 dollars?

Unbelievable.

Add another zero.

Choose automatic monthly debit.

MONTHLY DEBIT

Goodness.

The keyboard is kind of sticky.

Good afternoon, welcome.

Plum green tea.

Help yourself with the straw, thank you.

Where is your reusable bottle?

Unbelievable.

What is it again?

Take off your underpants.

What does this have to do with saving the planet?

Geez.

It's to save my eyes, all right?

That's some ugly underpants.

Might as well use it as a rag.

Mao Jr.!

Aren't you tired from saving Earth and stray dogs?

Don't you have a more superficial wish?

DYING WISH NO. 2, FIND A NEW OWNER FOR MAO JR.

These are my daily routines.

We're on different levels, okay?

Mao Jr.

Let me take a picture for you.

Here, I'll post it online.

I was going to keep Mao Jr. as a pet.

Here, Mao Jr., sit.

I'm serious.

Mao Jr. is really smart.

You can play the game of bang with him.

Bang bang.

Bang bang.

Mao Jr. is incredible. Smart dog.

He's good.

You were my dog in the previous life.

Do you want to try and see if you still remember it?

Fuck you, I'm not your dog.

How lame.

Bang bang.

Unbelievable, right?

Pavlovian conditioning.

You really were my dog in the previous life.

If I were your damn dog in the previous life,

I must have gone nuts and bit your family to death,

so I'm shit out of luck in this life.

Come on, don't say that.

People say a ghost marriage can better your luck.

Maybe one day, I'll be in a good mood

and help you get back to the precinct.

Please do.

It will depend on your actions.

Bang bang.

Mao Jr.

Mao Jr., you can see me?

Wu Ming-han.

I'll leave Mao Jr. to you.

Me?

Of course.

Can I walk a dog?

Or feed him dog food?

Seriously, so annoying.

Gosh.

I originally felt like reincarnating.

Now, I just need a final push.

Let me think if I have more dying wishes.

DYING WISH NO. 3, VISIT GRANNY

How do you know Mao-mao and I had afternoon tea like this before?

Granny, this oyster omelet is really delicious.

You should stay for dinner.

I'll cook you something more delicious, okay?

Sure.

Thank you.

Which room is it?

Hurry up.

DYING WISH NO. 3, VISIT GRANNY AND DELETE SEX VIDEOS ON MY MOBILE

So you haven't been home for a while.

Your room is turned into storage.

These are my remnants.

How do I search for it among all these stuff?

This is not how it was when I was alive.

They moved all my stuff back here after I died.

Granny would always keep my room tidy

so I can come home any time I want.

The drawer beneath it.

Dad.

Dad.

Dad?

Dad.

Who's your dad?

What are you doing here?

That's my phone. Hurry.

What are you doing here?

What am I doing here?

It's Mao-mao's day to return home after the wedding.

You're out of your mind.

I really think I'm good.

-I guessed it at once. -Hurry.

Damn it, why didn't you just tell me? He couldn't hear you.

I got nervous.

Hey, Siri.

What's the passcode?

I can't understand what you're saying.

If you're going to put on a long face like that,

don't bother visiting me.

Finish your dinner and go home.

I'll heat up

the soup.

Thank you, Granny.

Wu Ming-han, go get the phone.

Why are you still eating?

Go get the phone!

How?

Unbelievable.

Aren't you a cop?

So you're a police officer?

Yes.

Which precinct?

I used to work in Gia-Gun Precinct.

However,

I got transferred to a police station lately.

Gia-Gun Precinct?

Back then, your precinct

handled my son's car accident.

And they told us

the surveillance camera footage is gone.

Then they closed the case and sent us home,

sweeping it under the rug.

Are they not tax leeches?

There probably just weren't enough clues.

There are still some good officers.

These scums are the reason why

people despise the police.

That's enough, just go get the phone.

Or I'll possess you and get it myself.

You… Mr. Mao.

Can I take a look at Mao-mao's phone?

Why?

I want to know more about my husband.

Tomorrow,

I'll find a mobile phone repair shop to hack into it.

-Absolutely not. -Absolutely not.

Mr. Mao.

I'll give it a try.

Fine, try it.

067122.

SWIPE UP TO USE FACE ID OR ENTER PASSCODE

Did you find it yet?

It's right here. This is it.

The soup is hot now.

Great, thank you, Granny.

Granny.

When is your birthday?

Perhaps Mao-mao used it as the passcode.

It's August 7th for the lunar calendar.

-A Virgo. -That one.

Which year?

September 9th, 1948.

1948?

Granny, you look so young, you know?

How sweet of you.

It's hot…

Hot…

This is peeled chili pepper.

It's Mao-mao's favorite, it sure is spicy.

Delete them all at once, not one by one.

Wait.

Keep this one.

Drop it to your phone.

Hurry up, drop it to your phone.

I know, I'm dropping it.

Mr. Mao.

I can't unlock it, I'm sorry.

Why didn't you tell me you had a boyfriend?

If I didn't see the photo, when would you tell me?

I wasn't planning on having any ghost marriage.

It's your fault you picked up the red envelope.

-It's my fault? -What else could it be?

Right, my bad.

Based on that photo,

I suppose you were going to get married?

He should be your dying wish, right?

Come to think of it,

I'm glad we didn't get married.

Otherwise, Chia-hao would be more devastated.

Dad.

There's something I've been meaning to tell you.

I would never agree to you marrying him.

What are you doing?

It's nonsense.

I think

after seeing Chia-hao for the last time,

I won't have any more regrets.

Damn, why didn't you say so?

You were messing with me.

People have all kinds of desires.

How can I have just one dying wish?

Besides, I passed away so suddenly.

Of course I'd need more time to think.

Fuck.

I've been helping you for so long.

You must get me back to the precinct.

I know, you're so petty.

Didn't my dad say it's a shitty precinct?

Don't go back anymore.

Come on, I'm like no one else.

I want to solve big cases,

not deal with your trivial nonsense daily.

Which one is it?

What do you want me to tell Chia-hao?

Tell him,

don't feel too sad.

Forget about me.

Find someone better than me.

You…

are Chen Chia-hao?

Baby.

Someone is here for you.

Who is it now?

Hey.

Is he your friend?

He said he's looking for Chen Chia-hao.

I don't know him.

Dinner is ready.

Damn.

Your boyfriend seems pretty optimistic.

He got over your death so fast.

My wish is now fulfilled.

I'm happy to see him doing so well.

I can't believe this last wish is fulfilled so easily.

Fine.

Then tell me. Do you feel like reincarnating now?

-No. -What the hell?

I thought you'd be done after seeing him.

How long do you intend to drag this on?

I just don't feel it.

You think I want this? I just…

Mr. Mao.

Hey. What are you doing here?

I'm on patrol.

How about you, Mr. Mao?

The driver that hit Mao-mao is still out there.

And I still can't unlock the phone.

Even though I don't buy

the ghost marriage thing,

there's nothing else I can do.

Perhaps the heavens work in its own way.

Here is all the information I've gathered

and the phone.

I'm giving them to you.

Mr. Mao.

Put on a helmet.

Siri.

Call Chia-hao.

Are you sure you want to call Chia-hao Baby?

That's right.

Your call has been forwarded to voice mail.

You will be charged after the tone. If--

Your call has been forwarded to voice mail.

You will be charged after the tone.

Your call has been forwarded to voice mail. You will--

Baby, you've been missing the whole day.

Listen. Today, I…

I had a big fight with my dad that day.

I was feeling pretty down.

I tried calling Chia-hao, but he didn't answer the phone all day.

I was going to send a story to him.

In the middle of filming it, I got hit by a car.

A story?

DRAFT

DRAFT

Baby, why wouldn't you answer the phone all day?

You've been missing the whole day.

Listen. Today, I…

Shit.

That's the guy.

He ruined the best moment of my youth.

Shit, you didn't hold the phone well to film his face.

Unbelievable.

I was dead, and you're blaming me for not filming his face.

SITE INVESTIGATION REPORT, CASE CLOSING REPORT

"On the day of the incident,

the only camera at the location

was lost, it didn't catch the footage."

I don't believe I can't find that.

At this day and age,

everyone can be your camera.

GIA-GUN RIVERBANK FATAL CAR ACCIDENT CASE EVIDENCE AND PHOTOS

Unbelievable.

My face.

Wu Ming-han.

You've got to catch that scumbag

or I couldn't get reincarnated.

Ladies and gentlemen.

No wonder the precinct couldn't find it.

It was so hard to find.

You know,

I've contacted a dozen car owners before I found someone who parked there that day.

Damn.

-It can't be. -Wrong direction.

He didn't get it.

"5518."

Isn't that the car I was chasing before?

That car chase led me to pick up your red envelope.

Could it really be the heavens' will?

Damn it.

Couldn't the heavens try a more normal approach?

Must I marry you?

What's so bad about that?

Right, I died.

Wait.

"5518."

"6610."

Do you see that?

Two eyewitnesses.

5518 is a guy called A-kou.

He's a drug dealer who's at the detention center now.

This case

will only take two seconds to solve.

Just like you.

He got into a fight at the detention center

and got beaten to death.

It has been a mess at the detention center.

All right. Let me know if you need anything else.

Didn't you say you could solve it in two seconds?

Now what?

Now that he's dead,

have a chat with him.

What do you take ghosts for?

Do you think the dead all know each other?

Don't worry.

It's just a minor setback.

We can still ask 6610.

He is gay too.

Do you know him?

What do you think gay guys are?

You think we'd all know each other?

Saying you don't know him is fine.

I'll go to him myself.

You won't be able to get in this way.

-Go, go, sister -Go, go, sister

-Go, go, brother -Go, go, brother

All forms of love are the same Everyone can have it

-Go, go, lover -Go, go, lover

-Bravo, lover -Bravo, lover

-Bitter and sweet, but true love wins -Bitter and sweet, but true love wins

-You're my lover -You're my lover

Unbelievable.

At the end of the day, you still need me.

You can get reborn without being reincarnated.

Am I too hot this way?

If you were my husband,

I'm fine with that.

Hey, isn't 6610 an eyewitness to the car accident?

Why don't you just summon him to the precinct?

Come on.

He was waiting for someone late at night with a drug dealer.

The drug dealer got killed in the detention center days later.

You really think he'd cooperate with the police?

If we went and interrogated him,

he'd delete the dashcam footage.

Damn it.

Why must he have so much muscle?

What?

Are you scared?

Not a chance.

Come on.

I don't want you to get jealous when I approach him.

After all,

I'm so hot right now.

So do you know how to pick up a gay guy?

Of course I do.

Just…

Hello, are you gay?

So am I.

He would slap you so hard, it will break you.

It's not about what you say.

It's about using your eyes.

Your eyes.

Mesmerize me.

What?

Mesmerize me.

So ugly.

Try again.

Your smile is so lewd.

Can you try to be more genuine and passionate?

Hey.

Will this work?

Yes.

Is he being shy?

I don't think so.

Hello.

Leaving so early on the weekend?

How about

I buy you a drink?

Fuck! Fuck you, gay guy.

What are you looking at?

Okay, I'll get out of here.

How can you throw a gay guy around at this day and age?

Vogue dip.

Impressive.

Now what?

What's the grand plan, Officer Wu?

Maybe I should bring him in to the station and question him.

Unbelievable.

So what exactly were we doing all night?

Taking you out to have fun.

Didn't you have a great time?

You were like

What the hell?

Hey, what are you doing?

What are you doing?

Why are you following Hsiao-ma?

That macho guy is Hsiao-ma?

You're spying on him?

A-kou said this before he passed away.

Hsiao-ma is Lin Hsiao-yuan's right-hand man.

Of course we'd keep an eye on him.

As for someone demoted to a police station,

why would you follow him?

I'm helping a friend

investigate a hit-and-run case.

Hsiao-ma and A-kou were both at the crime scene.

A-kou is dead.

He's the only eyewitness left.

I thought the surveillance footage was long gone for this case.

Wu Ming-han.

I know, so--

Wu Ming-han, tell her to sit at the back now!

I'm working now, sit at the back!

-I should sit at the back? -I should sit at the back?

That's right.

-No. -Why would I sit at the back?

Do you want to be possessed and dance naked in front of her?

This seat is only for my…

wife.

How gross.

We got eyes on the target.

This is probably it.

So many surveillance cameras.

Lin Hsiao-yuan.

Not a problem.

It's not the first time.

When did you become such a coward?

Okay.

You're being spotted.

We're being spotted.

What are you doing?

Wu Ming-han, what are you doing?

Damn it, I really…

Hey, what are you doing?

I really don't get you.

That navigation sucks!

I told you to ask for directions, why wouldn't you do it?

All right, honey.

Get in the car first.

Let's get back in here and talk it out.

You keep saying we're almost there.

You know what?

I never got there for the last three years.

What is this shithole you drove to?

Excuse me.

Well, we're looking for a sofa manufacturer.

Do you know if Shuanghe Street is nearby?

I don't.

It's fine, let me see.

Hubby.

You entered the wrong address.

You even got the baby scared.

Don't be mad. I got the navigation wrong.

Excuse me.

-Can we reach the main road from here? -Yes.

-All right, thank you. -Okay. Thank you.

-Hurry, the baby must go to sleep. -All right.

-Time for bed, geez. -Time for bed.

Hurry up.

We can now get a search warrant with this evidence.

I can finally get back to the precinct.

What about me?

Unbelievable.

Chief said yes.

We'll borrow you for the investigation.

If the case is solved, you'll be back here.

You know, you two

are good officers in our precinct.

Don't keep fighting daily, all right?

Partners work together.

He gained more experience lately

and became more mature now.

Keep it up.

Thank you, Boss.

Thank you, Boss. I mean it. I'll keep working hard.

All right.

I did become more mature.

All right.

Mature, my ass.

Life is just unfair.

She has the looks and the luck.

What can you do?

She's so stuck-up.

She wouldn't go out with me.

She got lucky this time

and found that crack factory.

She acts like she earned her promotion.

Who knows what she did with the higher-ups?

Hey.

What are you doing?

Got too much time on your hands?

They're being mean.

Men who talk like that usually have less than 3 cm dicks.

That's what I'd think

whenever I hear stuff like that.

Stop looking at me with sympathy.

I got things I want to achieve.

I believe I'll be able to prove myself one day,

so please

don't make me pity myself.

You didn't forget what we're after, right?

I know.

I just want to find the perpetrator

and get you reincarnated soon.

Is that so?

Hi, do you have smooth bowel movements?

I'm with group sales for In…

In The Family Probiotics.

I'm Ching-ching.

I'm Ching-ching.

Let In The Family take care of your whole family.

Is the wiretap working?

Failure is not an option in this operation.

So you like Lin Tzu-ching?

How can I possibly…

fail?

Go, team.

Don't.

She's more than meets the eye.

A dumb, straight guy like you can't handle

a smart and ambitious woman like her.

This operation is very important.

If I solve it, I can get back to the precinct.

We'll have 6610 in custody and solve your hit-and-run too.

Killing two birds with one stone.

So if you want to be reincarnated,

stop messing around.

Sir, the target has arrived at the crack factory.

All right, move out.

-Yes, sir! -Yes, sir!

IN THE FAMILY PROBIOTICS

Excuse me.

If you don't mind me asking,

do you have any problems with bowel movement?

I don't need it.

-Excuse me. -No need, go.

We don't need it, no need.

Sir, please allow me to elaborate.

It will help my performance greatly.

Or my boss will scold me when I get back.

What are you selling?

I'll go check out what they're doing inside.

So do you often drink coffee or have dessert?

Once you take our probiotics, your health will improve dramatically.

Something doesn't feel right.

Would they recognize Tzu-ching through the camera?

Our probiotics can increase good bacteria and can change your bacterial flora.

Wu Ming-han. They're dumping stuff like crazy inside.

They're dumping stuff like crazy inside?

They're dumping stuff like crazy inside?

Fuck!

The cops are here!

Cops!

He was just going to add me in Line, what are you doing?

The cops are outside!

I'm protecting you.

Who needs your protection?

Move in, everyone!

Quick, everyone, take your positions!

-Move. -Go.

-Don't move! -Be careful!

Freeze.

Make sure to catch them all.

Ready to go in. Going in.

Hurry up.

Get the chainsaw!

-Go. -Go.

-Go. -Get down, don't move!

Everyone, get down!

-Get down. -Get down.

-Get down. -Get down.

Captain Chang, what a surprise.

Join us for some hot pot.

Or maybe

do some physical therapy with me.

You're so thoughtful.

It's not the New Year yet

and you've brought so many people to greet me.

How thoughtful.

You've ruined the whole operation.

Might as well go straight back to the station.

Why did Wu Ming-han say

they're dumping stuff like crazy inside?

It took less than ten minutes

for us to break in.

Is it logical for them

to dump so many drugs

in such a short time?

Could someone have tipped them off?

What?

No way.

Is there a mole in the squad?

Sounds scary, is this like Infernal Affairs?

Didn't the Intelligence Section

catch a mole of Mr. Hsiao-yuan before?

Fuck, that's right.

-Lin Hsiao-yuan. -Lin Hsiao-yuan.

Unbelievable.

So the hit-and-run and drug case are connected to the same person.

Great job, Hubby.

Where did you get this?

Did you really plant an informer around Lin Hsiao-yuan?

I did.

Sorry about what happened today.

With this,

you can arrest Lin Hsiao-yuan for the hit-and-run.

Why would you give this to me?

Well, we're partners.

I don't want to be your partner.

You're still trying to get on her good side.

Why don't you just submit the memory card yourself?

Don't you want to go back to the precinct?

I told you plenty of times.

As long as we can arrest Lin Hsiao-yuan

and get you reincarnated, it will be fine by me.

Ming-han.

Wu Ming-han.

Good job.

Let's move out, get in my car. Come on.

Yes, Boss.

Ming-han.

Did you really plant an informer around Lin Hsiao-yuan?

I did.

I think there's a mole in the squad.

Lin Hsiao-yuan is cruel and merciless.

If he finds out there's an informer around him,

that person's life will be on the line.

Who is the informer? Tell me.

He…

is dead.

He's dead?

It has only been a couple of hours and he's dead?

Lin Hsiao-yuan truly is cruel and merciless.

Yes.

Lin Hsiao-yuan is such a loathsome scum.

We must catch him, Boss,

so my informer can rest in peace.

The door is open, watch out, everyone.

Move, go.

Come on in,

I'll cover you.

Clear.

B2, clear.

Fuck!

He got away again.

There really is a mole.

Wu Ming-han.

You said the informer tipped you to go after Hsiao-ma.

What happened in the crack factory?

You ruined the entire operation out of nowhere.

One minute, you say there's an informer.

The next minute, you say he's dead.

Is there really an informer?

Also,

the perpetrator you're after for the hit-and-run case

is the same big boss for the drug case.

Perhaps you're the mole?

Wu Ming-han.

I don't want to suspect you.

Tell me who the informer is now

or back out of all the operations.

See?

Who told you to give the memory card to her?

What a mess.

Wu Ming-han.

If you're not eating,

at least feed Mao Jr.

Don't be so selfish, okay?

Mao Jr. would die of hunger.

Selfish?

Who did you say is being selfish?

Say that again.

You.

Who else could it be?

I'm selfish?

Who am I doing these for?

You did them for yourself.

Don't you just want to get rid of me quickly?

That's right.

So why don't you fuck off already?

A ghost marriage will better my luck?

I'm shit out of luck after meeting you, fuck!

Hey, why are you getting mad at me?

If it weren't for my help, would you be able to find those leads?

Would you be able to find Hsiao-ma and the crack factory?

Would you be able to find 6610's dashcam footage?

I've been helping you all along. Unbelievable.

I can't communicate with a straight guy like you.

Like me?

Fuck, what does being straight have to do with this?

What did straight guys ever do to you?

Straight guys are conceited and narcissistic

and never understand the point of things.

That's some damn discrimination!

You want to talk about discrimination with a gay guy?

You assumed that woman needed protection.

Come on. She's a cop, she can take care of herself.

You never think you're in the wrong

and fly into a rage out of humiliation.

That's what straight guys are like.

Right! You're the smartest!

You're always so into important social issues.

You know what your problem is?

I don't have any problem.

Bullshit!

Your dad, your ex-boyfriend.

Which have you fixed?

You wouldn't be here if you've fixed those.

What are you doing?

Flying into rage out of humiliation!

Where are you going?

I'm delivering this to your beloved Chia-hao.

I told you, it's good that he's doing fine, so don't bother him.

I don't believe you.

Wu Ming-han, you have a 3 cm dick.

Don't do something so childish because you're mad.

I got a 19 cm big dick excluding the head.

Didn't you see it before?

I suspect you don't have a dick at all.

Maybe I'll just possess your body.

Do it, you're getting more agitated because you're scared.

Why would I be scared?

You're afraid that Chia-hao wouldn't have a ghost marriage with you.

You are…

This is Mao Pang-yu's memorial tablet.

I just want to pass a message from him.

You're a medium?

No.

Mao Pang-yu's granny got him a ghost marriage.

I was unlucky enough to pick up the red envelope.

Mao Pang-yu is right next to me now.

Curly hair, pink shirt, khaki pants.

What?

You two wanted to get married before.

You must miss him a lot.

You can see him every day after having a ghost marriage.

-You psycho. -Hey, wait!

-What are you doing? -I mean it!

Mao Pang-yu!

Didn't you want to possess my body?

I'll give you five minutes to do so. Tell him yourself.

There's no need.

Why not?

Aren't you sad about Mao-mao's sudden death?

Or maybe that new boyfriend is all you need?

I didn't want to marry him before,

let alone have a ghost marriage.

He was giving me those hints about marriage,

so I just casually agreed.

I didn't expect him to be so enthusiastic one-sidedly.

I never wanted to marry him at all.

Then I started being cold to him.

He probably noticed it as well.

Please leave.

Shit, what are you crying about?

Who are you talking to?

You're making Mao-mao cry.

Fuck, why didn't you tell him that you didn't want to get married?

I didn't want to hurt him.

What the fuck?

Wu Ming-han!

What did you hit me for?

Fine, let me ask you.

What did I do wrong?

Or was I not good enough in some aspects?

Mao-mao is asking you

what he did wrong.

Or was he not good enough in some aspects?

He's the one that's not good enough!

Fuck.

You're asking these dumb questions.

That's really lame.

I'm not good enough for him, all right?

Please leave with the memorial tablet.

What the fuck?

What's your fucking problem?

Coming to my house like Mao's dad for no reason,

hitting me and asking me to have a ghost marriage. What a psycho!

Fuck you! You deserve it!

I'm calling the cops if you don't leave now.

I am a cop! Fuck!

Don't hit me.

Mao Jr.

Hey, I've been looking all over for you.

Glad I brought Mao Jr. along with me.

It's okay, you don't have to cheer me up.

Let me show you something.

Look.

I went home and put on the underpants you've picked.

They're quite comfortable.

They fit like a glove.

You really know how to cheer people up.

I'm sorry.

I'm just a dumb, straight guy.

I'm a true blue gay guy too.

A dead one even.

I finally realized certain things after death.

I should have more courage to face them.

Despite being a dumb, straight guy,

you aren't really that selfish.

Thank you.

I mean,

Chia-hao is obviously a scumbag.

Why did you want to marry him?

When we were dating before,

we would just try to seize the moment and have fun.

When same-sex marriage became legal,

I thought,

"My God, I guess we can be together forever."

But maybe it's just like what he said.

It was just one-sided enthusiasm.

Geez.

Come on.

It's just a piece of paper in the mortal world.

You can get a divorce anytime.

You can't with a ghost marriage, okay?

What I really want is pretty simple.

I just want to have someone

to share my life with,

take care of each other, and grow old together.

When one is about to die,

the other can still keep him company.

If there is one person

whom I can fully trust

and he can fully trust me too,

that will be enough for me.

So…

you just want someone to love you for life.

If that really is my last wish,

I might never be able to fulfill it.

It's okay if you can't.

I got it all figured out.

Anyway, I don't even have to feed you to keep you around.

It's more cost-effective than keeping a dog.

Since you've kept me in the previous life, it's my turn now.

You don't need to keep me.

You're my dog, remember?

Bang bang.

Mao Jr.

You're saying that you love me too?

Mao Jr.

Mao Jr., come here.

If I can post a story now,

I would include you both together.

Hashtag, "Nice Having You Guys."

Hashtag, "Thank You World.

It's really beautiful.

Time to say goodbye."

Mao Jr.

I guess we only have each other to depend on.

Hey, Wu Ming-han.

I really feel like reincarnating.

Wu Ming-han.

No way.

Take care of Mao Jr.

Remember to visit Granny when you have time.

Also,

keep wearing nice underpants.

Bye.

Mao Jr.

Be good and wait for me to come home.

I almost forgot.

7 HOURS 11 MINUTES LEFT

Good morning.

We don't have any cabbage left.

You bought drinks without asking us?

Trade it with vegetables.

Trust me, I checked the surveillance footage for you.

Ma Ying-jeou really isn't stalking you.

It's not by the intersection, but in my house.

We have equipment in the station we can use to inspect your house

and scan for wiretapping devices.

Then you can feel more relieved.

GREEN ENVIRONMENTAL UNION: CREDIT CARD DEBIT SUCCESSFUL

Hello?

Mr. Hsiao-yuan.

You're leaving now?

Pier Two.

Macau.

Okay, I got it. Okay.

Macau's first online casino is online.

Lucky Square Entertainment City.

Deal cards online with sexy dealers.

Keep you excited.

A unique gaming experience.

Various lottery games.

Always colorful.

Hi.

I'm Akiharuko.

I'm 157 cm tall.

I weigh 47 kg.

I'm a G cup.

My specialty is…

Goodness!

What the fuck?

I thought you left to get reincarnated.

Do you only think with your dick or what?

I gave so many clues and you still don't get it.

What clues?

Lin Hsiao-yuan is skipping town from Pier Two.

How did you know?

Stop asking questions, just go.

Chang Yung-kang is the mole.

Yung-kang is the mole?

That's right.

Pick up the phone.

Hey, Chubby,

I know where Lin Hsiao-yuan is.

He is going to skip town from Pier Two.

Ming-han, how did you know that too?

Don't ask, just get the squad over there.

Did you really plant an informer

around Lin Hsiao-yuan?

I think there's a mole in the squad.

Lin Hsiao-yuan is cruel and merciless.

If he finds out there's an informer around him,

that person's life will be on the line.

Tell me who the informer is now.

Who is the informer? Tell me.

Or back out of all the operations.

Chang Yung-kang.

He turned around to blame the good guys.

He was trying to find the informer for Mr. Hsiao-yuan.

Shit.

Unbelievable, right?

If I didn't follow him,

you'd all still have no clue.

What about you?

Why did you follow him instead of reincarnating?

You tricked me.

I just want to help you solve the case.

Come on, it's me.

You think you can go back to the precinct without my help?

You clearly don't want to disturb my life,

-so you faked leaving. -Come on.

You said you wanted to keep me for life, and that's so scary.

Once you mentioned "for life," I got scared and ran.

You still wouldn't admit it.

That's what you call letting go is the ultimate love.

I don't want to. Fuck!

Shit. I thought he was just sneaking away.

It sure escalated fast.

Fuck your mom.

Fuck your brother.

I don't want to work in criminal investigation anymore!

Lin Hsiao-yuan.

JINRUI KARAOKE

Don't move.

Wu Ming-han.

What are you doing?

I can't believe you're really the mole.

Huh?

Didn't you get a call from Mr. Hsiao-yuan?

Pier Two to Macau.

If I didn't inform Chubby…

Are you out of your mind?

Hello?

Hello, sir, I just got a tip.

Mr. Hsiao-yuan is going to skip town tonight.

Mr. Hsiao-yuan?

I'll go stop him first.

He's leaving for Macau at Pier Two.

You're leaving now?

Pier Two, Macau.

Unbelievable.

If you weren't dead already,

I'd really like to kill you again.

Wait, what are you saying?

How did you know what I said in the parking lot?

I mean, Boss, why did you come here?

He followed me here.

Can't you see?

Always on my fucking ass.

You're the mole?

Fuck, we're on the same side.

You idiot.

Hey, Hsiao-ma.

The cops are coming for an inspection.

-Okay. -Make the delivery and go.

I'll get out of here.

Sir.

It will help my performance greatly.

Or my boss will scold me when I get back.

My boss will scold me when I get back.

-Unbelievable. -Unbelievable.

This is not a pretty face you can easily see through.

I'm not transparent.

I thought you were more eager to catch drug lords more than anyone.

If I didn't act more eagerly,

you wouldn't have put me on a big case like this.

You'd just have me pin corsages on ranking officers

and take promotional photos, right?

No way.

I don't believe you'd do something like this.

How about I pop you now so you'll believe it?

All right. Cut the crap!

Boss.

You go ahead.

I'll keep these two as hostages.

Once you're gone, I'll deal with them.

Fuck.

You'll have a taste of the Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu champion

from class 87, batch 13 police academy graduate.

Maybe I should follow her

to make amends for my mistake.

You don't actually have to keep your voice down.

But you do.

That old man killed me, yet he still acts so brazen.

I got this.

Boss.

I've arranged everything.

Once you get rid of those two,

just go back to the precinct like nothing happened.

I'll let you know once I reach the new location.

Take these.

Get rid of those two cleanly.

Damn it.

This means I'm not the one who compromised the crack factory operation.

She tipped them off.

Wait, it doesn't make sense.

She was the one who told me Lin Hsiao-yuan is here.

Why would she do that?

What the fuck are you doing?

You crazy bitch.

Are you out of your mind?

You're sending me off with so little money?

Fuck you.

I've taken good care of you

and you know it.

So ungrateful.

I'll make you die a bad death.

Take care of me?

Fuck you.

Do you know why I ended up in the streets?

I brought the stuff you want.

Now you're just going all out?

Hey.

Shit, what happened?

May 8th, 2000.

Sanchung Public Housing.

My mom died because of you.

Can I have a bit more hints?

Forget it.

Anyway, I'll take all the money later.

The police will come in,

charge you with hit-and-run,

and making and selling drugs,

and put you away for 30 years.

So, in the end, you're after the money too.

You're no better than me.

How are you different from your mom?

Fuck you!

No shit!

Of course I'm after the money!

If I didn't get rid of the footage where you drove into someone,

you'd be in jail already.

I've been covering your ass all these years

waiting for the day that you need to flee

so I can come here and take all your money.

I've waited long enough.

And great.

It's worth the wait.

No wonder.

I already had my doubts about you.

Your tips were often late,

ruining all my merchandise.

So that's fucking why.

Well, I'm just a pretty face.

Hey!

Remove the knives, don't go!

Don't ever let me catch you.

Unbelievable, it's like a soap opera.

Lin Tzu-ching stayed around Lin Hsiao-yuan to avenge her mom

and even nailed him on the wall.

Now, she's walking away with his money.

You have no idea what happened, right?

You're avenging your mom,

so you stayed around Lin Hsiao-yuan.

You've nailed him on the wall now

and you're walking away with all his money.

How did you know?

It's just a simple deduction.

There are too many traces.

If you miss me too much in the future,

watch those PSA videos I've made before.

-Hey. -Go!

Fuck.

What took you so long?

Go help Mr. Hsiao-yuan!

-He's in the VIP room, hurry! -Go!

Hey, you. Take this to Mr. Hsiao-yuan's car, hurry.

Didn't I tell you already?

She's more than meets the eye.

She played you like a fiddle.

You told me Yung-kang was the mole,

so I didn't suspect Tzu-ching.

Who exactly are you talking to?

Boss.

-Boss, are you okay? -Boss!

I'm fine.

I'm okay.

Go get the key.

Go get the key now.

Quick.

Mao Pang-yu.

Go possess someone's body

and help me get the key, hurry up!

Which one should I possess?

They all look so stinky.

That's not the point now!

Hello.

We meet again.

Wait.

Boss.

Where's Lin Tzu-ching?

She took your money and ran.

She's so badass, you moron.

Fuck you!

Unbelievable.

These two are working for us.

Boss.

Fuck.

No wonder you studied in NTU.

So Lin Hsiao-yuan works for us?

Maybe you're all working for us.

Lin Hsiao-yuan is one of us.

So you're all working for us.

Police, don't move.

What the fuck are you doing?

We're all on the same team.

I killed someone!

I killed someone, what should I do?

What should I do?

I killed someone!

You even killed your own man?

Boss.

What the hell?

Damn it.

Mao Pang-yu, stop possessing them, it's dangerous.

Are you okay?

I should really stop possessing people.

Wu Ming-han.

Watch out.

Behind you.

Wu Ming-han.

Bang bang.

Bang bang.

Wu Ming-han!

Wu Ming-han!

How's he doing?

Too much blood loss, and his blood pressure is too low.

Why is the traffic so bad, what happened up ahead?

We need to get to the hospital to remove the bullet.

Otherwise, he might not make it.

Wu Ming-han.

I told you, "Bang bang."

Why didn't you dodge it?

Damn it.

You said it so slowly

as if you were doing the bullet sounds.

Even though I'm already dead,

I won't allow you to join me.

All right?

You told me

not every dead person knows one another.

But at least,

I already know you.

Fuck, who are you talking to?

My husband.

Ming-han.

Sir.

Take over for me. I'll perform CPR on him.

Wu Ming-han.

Hang in there.

The car is moving.

Hang in there.

Are you fucking dumb or what?

Now you're…

Right?

What are you doing?

The patient has a gunshot wound on the left chest with severe hemorrhage

and was OHCA on the ambulance.

Ming-han.

You're awake.

Are you doing all right?

Wait here.

I'll go get the doctor.

Mao Pang-yu.

Mao Pang-yu.

Where are you?

Mao Pang-yu.

Mao Pang-yu.

Stop messing with me.

…and blocked the ambulance passage.

The drivers tried to clear a way for the ambulance

and drove onto the traffic island regardlessly.

After the incident,

several drivers claimed they're black out during that time.

Then they woke up with their cars on the traffic island.

Mao Pang-yu.

Mao Pang-yu, come out.

Stop messing with me.

Mao Pang-yu.

Stop messing with me, Mao Pang-yu.

Where are you?

Come on out.

Mao Pang-yu.

Mao Pang…

Unbelievable, right?

You wait there.

I'll burn some incense sticks for you.

It's too late.

Just lie down and rest.

Hey, you're awake?

Great.

Your captain called me

and said the person responsible for Mao-mao's death is caught.

He also told me

a police officer

is severely wounded because of this.

Stay there, don't move.

Thank you

for doing Mao-mao justice.

I hope he's looking down from above and is grateful to you.

Mr. Mao.

I know

you had a fight with Mao-mao about Chia-hao.

After he got hospitalized,

you didn't get a chance to see him for the last time, right?

I didn't.

If…

you can see him for the last time,

what would you say to him?

-It's too late. What else can I say? -Mr. Mao.

Trust me.

Mao-mao can hear you.

He can hear you.

If…

I got another chance to talk to him,

I would tell him,

"I'm sorry.

Actually, I know

I'm the one who actually got you killed.

I'm the one who got Mao-mao killed.

You're not acknowledging Mao-mao as your son?

Mao-mao is such a gifted and kindhearted kid.

He would often help clean up the beach.

If he likes boys,

so what?

I can't agree to something unnatural like this!

What's unnatural about it?

I think it's pretty natural to like boys.

I even defended you.

I told him,

"Your dad seems mean and ill-tempered,

but in fact, he still loves you very much."

Hello, sir, what can I get you?

Two oyster omelets.

-Okay. -No need for utensils.

Okay.

-Make it three. -Sure, no problem.

Okay.

Are you sure?

What if Mao-mao comes back?

Don't worry.

No one can stop us today.

Dad.

There's something I've been meaning to tell you.

Chia-hao and I want to get married.

-If you… -I would never agree to you marrying him.

What are you doing? It's nonsense.

I haven't even finished talking.

Say no more.

You know how long it took me to have the courage to tell you this?

Are you listening to what he's saying?

I don't know how to put it.

I can't control you anyway.

If you're going to marry that guy,

don't ever call me your dad again.

Hey.

Where are you going? You haven't finished your dinner.

It's pretty cold outside.

I should have talked to him nicely that day.

However,

I really couldn't tell him

what I saw.

Who knew he'd get into an accident that night?

After Mao-mao's death,

I got so mad.

I went and beat up Chia-hao.

But afterward,

I regretted it.

I went to him again later on.

I just wanted to ask him

the passcode of Mao-mao's phone.

Because I hoped to find some new clues

in Mao-mao's phone.

I'm sorry.

It's my fault that day.

I shouldn't have hit you.

I'm almost 60 years old.

And I have never begged anyone like this.

Mr. Mao.

I really don't know the passcode.

I know you're still mad.

How about this?

I'll wait here at the door.

When you're not mad anymore,

you can…

Mr. Mao.

No matter what you want to do for Mao-mao now,

it's too late, there's no going back.

Mao-mao won't come back, okay?

I'm begging you, okay?

You're just doing this

to make yourself feel better.

Please, leave me alone, okay?

I didn't expect to meet you downstairs.

Mr. Mao.

And you actually found the perpetrator.

I thought

I'd never

say these out loud.

I really want to thank you.

If Mao-mao were still alive

and he could meet someone like you,

he would have a happy life.

So…

would you come host the wedding?

Yes.

I'd definitely be there.

Mao-mao

heard you.

He wants me to tell you

that every time you go out to eat,

you'd bring reusable utensils and container.

He's so proud of you.

Mao-mao would like to apologize as well

that you worried about him for so long.

Also,

thank you

for letting him know what unconditional love is like.

If he has another chance in life,

he would like to be your son again.

Ming-han, thank you.

Go get reincarnated.

I got it, Granny.

Here we go.

Ming-han, it's Granny.

Granny, are you having fun?

I am.

Here.

Hey, Grumpy.

Come on.

Say hi to your son-in-law.

Mr. Mao.

Still have a runny nose?

You still have a cold?

Did you take the medicine I gave you?

I did.

Our ride is here, come on.

-Okay. -Let's go.

We're leaving.

Remember.

Come to dinner next Wednesday.

Okay.