Original subtitles

Okay, kids, we'll be home by 11:00 p.m.,

so just ask Halmoni if you need anything.

Leftovers are in the fridge,

fire extinguisher below the sink,

and a decontamination kit in the closet.

I feel like I'm forgetting something.

Hey, thanks for letting us enjoy our romantic night out, kids.

But you two aren't romantic, you're married!

We're still young, we're still hot!

Th-This is the same suit from our first date.

[chuckles] Okay. Who knows what we'll get up to.

-[beeping] -Come on, Umma, pick up!

Oh, sure. I bet it'll be a crazy night.

I predict you eat too fast,

get a stomachache and have to rush home

so you don't have to number two in public.

I'm this way because of you two.

You don't know how hard it is being a parent!

Nothing but cooking, cleaning,

driving, dishes, talking, listening,

until you finally get a sitter for one night out

and pretend your life hasn't passed you by.

What do you mean you're out with friends?

You said you would stay home with the kids!

[Halmoni] No idea what you're talking about.

-Okay, see you. Bye! -[beeps]

[sighs] I guess dinner's canceled.

[sighs] Never grow up, kids.

May I make a proposal?

One that might solve both of our problems.

What if you didn't need a babysitter to go on a date?

What if I could guarantee unlimited date nights

with absolutely no babysitter-finding

responsibility?

Sounds great.

Now, how would we do that, Lil?

I believe Jack and I have hit the adequate milestones.

Let us babysit ourselves.

[both] Um...

And what if or-or when you burn the house down, hmm?

Why would we take that risk?

I suppose our track record does suggest that possibility.

One moment while I consult with my partner.

[indistinct whispering]

Okay. In the unlikely case of disaster,

an insurance we are prepared to offer:

three weeks dishes, two weeks trailer duty,

and one gutter cleaning.

[indistinct whispering]

We want four weeks dishes, four weeks trailer duty...

And you gotta brush Charlie's teeth.

[hooting]

[Charlie shrieks]

We'll do it.

♪ theme music playing ♪

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together, we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪ [echoes]

[upbeat music plays from inside]

Forty-five minute wait,

and this is just the line for reservations?

Could they at least put some chairs out here?

Or some aspirin?

I'm worried about the kids.

I can't enjoy myself knowing they're all alone.

Listen to us! Complain we can't get a date.

Complain about the date.

We used to be unstoppable fun-making machines.

Remember? See?

Look at this.

Oh, wow. We have changed.

No, we still got it.

I don't even know what it is anymore.

Sure you do.

I'm gonna hook my games up to the big TV!

I'm gonna wear shoes in bed!

I'm gonna make a pillow fort!

I'm gonna cook without cleaning the dishes!

-[clinks] -[both gasp]

Ah! Phew.

That was a close one. Woulda sunk the whole night.

-Is this thing expensive? -I don't know.

But it would've taken forever

to clean up Great-Grandpa's ashes.

[booming voice in Korean]

[panicked screaming]

[loud, upbeat music playing]

[yelling] Man, it's pretty loud. Maybe we should switch tables.

I can't hear you. Did you say "maybe we should bridge bagels"?

Ugh! Waiter!

♪ soft music playing ♪

Hopefully, this table is more to your liking.

Apologies for the wait. I thought you were asking to

"sniff my navel."

Ah, much better.

Now we can just relax and talk.

[coughs]

-[toilet flushes] -Oof!

-[thud] -Ow!

-[both grunt] -[yells nonsensically]

-Oof! -Oof!

I'm sorry, the kitchen's a bit backed up.

The food may be late.

Late? How late?

Very much late.

[Will] Come on, Will, hold it together.

Don't let her know how tired you are.

[Min] Min, you have every other night to sit on the couch.

You can do this.

♪ tense music swells ♪

-[both] Ugh! -Who are we fooling?

Maybe we don't have it anymore.

[both] Let's just go home.

I'll call a ride.

I'll order delivery.

Which one of the apps should I use?

Trypz or Weelz?

[Will] Ehh... what's the difference?

[Min] Weelz it is.

-[tires screech] -Well, that was fast.

Hey, folks. Thanks for choosing Weelz,

your friendly neighborhood rideshare app...

-and not Trypz. -[phone dings, buzzes]

Hmm...

Hey, you wouldn't mind if we made

one little stop though, right?

[both] Um...

I guess the kids don't expect us until 11.

Uh, go for it, ride man.

Don't worry. I wouldn't ask unless it was really important.

♪ ominous musical stinger ♪

Let's just sit here in silence and not do anything

that'll mess up the house.

[loud thud]

Parents away, we party today!

-[funky party music playing] -[cheering]

Halmoni?

[groans]

[police siren wailing distantly]

He's sure been gone a long time.

Should I try the other app? Maybe Trypz is better.

No. What if the first driver comes back before the next car?

Then it would be awkward, and I don't wanna hurt anyone--

-[loud thud] -[both scream]

Aha! I finally got it.

That'll teach those Trypz traitors!

Nothing will stop Weelz now!

-[tires screech] -[car horns blare]

Are you trying to kill us? I'm docking two stars

if you don't pull over right now.

I don't care about your stars anymore.

Now that I stole this from the Trypz headquarters,

Weelz will be the only rideshare app in town!

Please kindly drop my wife and I

at the nearest well-lit intersection.

I don't want any part of your war, sir.

Too late. You picked a side the moment you chose an app.

What's even in that briefcase?

Something that'll sink the Trypz business forever...

Their money!

Ahh!

[Will and Min scream]

[tires screech]

Can we call a taxi? Are those still a thing?

We're in this together now.

Trypz is evil and must be defeated.

Trypz, Weelz, aren't you guys like the same thing?

No way! Those dweebs wear long sleeves and shorts.

We wear short sleeves and pants.

It's a completely different approach to the business.

-What? -[tires screech]

[both yell] Go, go!

[loud party music playing]

[clattering]

-Whoo! Party! -[cheering]

Whoo-hoo! [yells wildly]

-[objects clatter] -[cheering continues]

This is out of control.

They're gonna tear the house down,

and Mom and Dad will blame us.

I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind.

[Inja] Oh, so cute!

-[loud thud] -[Inja] Come over here!

-Hee-hee! -[groans]

Jack, what happened?

There's no stopping them.

They're party monsters.

[music stops]

[alarm blares]

Incoming!

[tires screech]

Clear! Clear!

Target acquired!

-Yeah! -Yeah!

[chanting] Weelz! Weelz! Weelz!

How are we supposed to handle a turf war

when we couldn't even make it through dinner?

-[beeping] -Do you hear that noise?

Sounds like it's coming from...

-[rapid beeping] -[chanting continues]

-[loud crash] -[tires screech]

Trypz!

We eat Weelz for meals!

We must protect our garage. Get 'em!

-Weelz! -Trypz!

-[punches landing] -[men grunting]

Will! Ahh!

[yells] Min!

-[party music continues] -[laughter, whooping]

Any signs of slowing down?

No. But at least it's easier to see what they're doing

since they pulled down the curtain

to stop that overflowing toilet.

And the fire in the kitchen seems to be out.

The toilet flood probably did that.

-[tires screech] -Oh, gosh.

-This can't be good. -What? Where?

The aunties, they invited their boyfriends!

And they brought a huge stack of greasy pizzas!

They just walked in, they didn't even knock.

[gasps] Now they're eating the greasy pizza

and just wiping their hands on the furniture!

Lily, what do we do?!

I've had it!

I don't go to school and do my chores

so they can shove my curtains in my toilet!

-Your toilet? -You know what I mean.

This generation has gotta learn some respect!

[clacks]

-[music stops] -Huh? Huh?

That's it! Party is over!

Everyone is gonna go home!

But not before you clean up

every square inch of this house! Or else!

Oh, yeah? Or else what?

-Ohh! -[laughter]

Or else we'll tell... your parents!

[booming voice in Korean]

[gasps, speaks in Korean]

[yells in Korean]

[in Korean]

[in English] Come on! We have to clean the place!

-[aunties yelling] -Way to show 'em, Lil!

Ha! These kids never learn!

[Will yelling, grunting]

[woozy groaning]

Just stay down this time.

We don't wanna have to get serious.

-[glass clinks] -[groans]

-[Min] Will! Ahh! -[gasps]

Min!

-I'm coming! -My eyes! My eyes! Ugh!

Looks like you banana split your pants.

[chuckles] Good one, Will.

-♪ tense music plays ♪ -Will? Where are you?

This is what you get for riding with Weelz.

This is what you get for messing with my wife!

[grunts] Have a nice trip!

[yells, groans]

[deep voice] M'lady?

-♪ romantic music plays ♪ -[gasps]

Who's got it now, baby?

Let's never go home again!

[smooching]

Hey! Is that the guy who threw you in the garbage?

Yeah, that's him. He's got the briefcase too.

Briefcase? We don't have the briefcase.

If we had the briefcase, I would tell you.

Oh. Well, I guess I can believe that.

[tires screech]

Hey, Will! Where's our briefcase?

So you do have the briefcase!

Give us the money!

We already said we don't have--

Okay, sorry! My mistake.

I-I'm putting it on the ground and I'm walking away.

Will?

But isn't the real problem

that you all were too busy fighting each other to notice

that I took the briefcase in the first place?

Shouldn't we be on the same team?

A driver is a driver, right?

The company logo on the app makes no difference.

You're all the same.

♪ mellow music plays ♪

[all] We're the same! We're the same!

[chanting] We're the same!

-Isn't that sweet? -We're the same!

-It sure is. -We're the same!

Now who wants to drive us home?

And... there.

It's true what they say:

"Life is lived in the little moments."

The simple joy of a spotless surface.

Oh, the thrill of properly organized objects.

You are no fun.

-[car revs] -[tires screech]

Thanks again for the ride!

And sorry for the trouble.

We're just glad it all worked out.

We've got a job to do and we're gonna do it together.

Let's hit it!

-Oops! -So sorry, man, my foot just...

[tires screeching]

[Jack] And where have you two been?

[Lily] You two are late, late, late!

[Will] Whatever! We don't gotta do what you say!

[Jack] You! Go to your room!

-[all] Fine! -[tires screech]

[loud explosion]

[insects chirring]

[driver] Wow, sure glad we jumped out when we did.

♪ theme music playing ♪

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together, we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪ [echoes]

[panting]

[barks]

♪♪ When your pet's a mess ♪♪

-♪♪ Or needs a rest ♪♪ -[shushing]

♪♪ Canyon Valley Groom & Board ♪♪

♪♪ The best of bets for your pets! ♪♪

[barks]

[laughter]

[narrator] It's the jingle that took Canyon Valley by storm

and put one humble family on a rocket ship to stardom.

But what goes up must come down.

This is the rise and fall of a family torn apart by fame.

This is... Behind the Jingle.

The Wylde Paks were just trying to promote their small business

when they made music history...

[instruments tuning]

What if it went like... "Buh-bup-buh-da-ba-boo"?

Oh, yeah! That sounds cool!

Need lyrics.

Ooh! What if the lyrics were like,

"Best of bets for your pets!"

Wait, yeah! And then it could be something like...

♪♪ Best of bets for your pets ♪♪

Something like that?

Oh, that's perfect!

Halmoni will sing alto. [sips]

Okay, let's try it.

And one, two, three, four.

♪♪ When your pet's a mess ♪♪

♪♪ Or needs a rest ♪♪

♪♪ Canyon Valley Groom & Board ♪♪

♪♪ The best of bets for your pets! ♪♪

[plays funky keyboard solo]

Whoa!

Way to add some stank

on the end there, Lil!

That sounded so good!

Was that really us? Did we record that?

[narrator] Little did the Wylde Paks know

that their lives were about to change.

"Best of Bets" was an overnight sensation,

playing on every local radio station

in a 40-mile radius.

The first five-second local ad

to go triple platinum.

The Wylde Paks were famous.

But fame is like a frog in boiling water.

It'll all get to your head.

[crowd chanting] Min! Min! Min! Min! Min! Min!

Oh, boy. I'll start the van. Let's escape through the front.

I'm right behind you.

[narrator] For Min, the fame was intoxicating.

-Worship me! [laughs] -[chanting continues]

Whoo! Yeah!

[narrator] Lily learned that with fame

came lucrative business opportunities.

Hoo-hoo! Money, money.

[coin clinks]

Oh, uh... hiya, Lily!

Do you think your band could play

at my birthday party this weekend?

To play our jingle? I don't know...

Aw, okay.

I guess I'll just throw away all this money.

-[slurps] -[dings]

[narrator] Halmoni wanted to make her fame last...

-Oh? -...as long as possible.

So old.

She did whatever it took

to preserve her youth.

♪ beat drops ♪

♪ upbeat drum music plays ♪

And Jack couldn't escape the limelight of fame.

-Faster, faster! -[panting]

I can't go anywhere! I can't do anything!

Oh, I feel so trapped!

♪ heavenly music plays ♪

-[glass shatters] -[objects clatter]

[crows caw]

Whoa!

Chuck, you live so carefree.

Show me your ways.

An open mind keeps an open heart.

Letting the freedom of life come to you

instead of you chasing it.

I mean, a bird must fly, Jack.

Amazing.

I am but your humble pupil.

[flatulence]

[narrator] After some success,

they decided to record their follow-up jingle.

-[loud thud] -"Meet in the middle?"

Okay. We get 100% of ticket sales

or my keyboard meets in the middle of your teeth!

-[beep] -Wow. Uh, you're late.

-Yeah. And so is everyone else. -[Jack] Greetings, all.

I would like you to meet my new spiritual advisor, Yogi.

Yeah. I burned a little sage in the bathroom

for today's session to provide some good energy.

Also 'cause I backed up your toilet massively.

Whoa, who's the new girl?

-It's me, your Halmoni! -[both] Oh.

I guess the super expensive youth cream

is working!

You like?

Uh... [chuckles] You...

[footsteps approaching]

♪ electronic musical stinger ♪

Oh, looking good, Min.

[Min] Yeah, I know.

Now, can we please start making art

because your muse has arrived.

One, two, three, four...

[bright music playing]

[narrator] It didn't take long

before the band started running into trouble.

[barks]

[caws]

[excited barking]

Uh, honey, what was that?

Uh, the cry of a forgotten water deer.

Don't we need lyrics so people will know

what we're trying to sell?

Sellouts sell. Artists art.

Yeah, Will. You're lookin' like a sellout, man.

Dad, don't sell out!

I'm not a sellout!

I say good. Money is money, honey.

But time is also money.

Back to churning out hits!

I-I don't churn out anything.

Min, stop acting like you are diva.

[gasps] Diva?

Me? Moi? Une diva?!

-Yeah, kinda. -Yeah.

Fine then.

-I quit! -[mic feedback squeals]

We'll see how the band deals without this diva!

Okay. Big energy shift in this room.

Let's not get so down.

The real lead singer is in our hearts.

[phone buzzes, rings]

-Go. -[indistinct]

No! I said merchandising.

Every band does shirts.

Why don't you try thinking better?!

Two down. Any more spiritual pick-me-ups, Jack?

Jack?!

Sorry, my spiritual advisor was getting bad vibes.

Yeah. Oh, and I want a hot dog too.

Peace be with you.

Ugh!

Well, Halmoni, it's you and me.

No, it's time for ice bath for me.

Go get some ice.

[narrator] And with a single dust-up,

one of the most influential

jingle-writing bands of all time

was no more.

But did each member have what it takes

to make it on their own?

I am desirable.

Hey there, beautiful.

Do you wanna slow down your aging?

Well, look no further!

Our Cryo Chamber will preserve your youth!

[yells]

Order now!

Oh...

♪♪ Sammie's Sammies ♪♪

[narrator] Will took on local gigs to make ends meet,

but it wasn't enough.

-Hmm... -♪ ominous music plays ♪

Hmm.

Hello, MINions. It's Min.

Want your MINds blown.

Tonight. Get MINto it.

[narrator] Min went solo.

To announce her new direction, she attempted to put on

the biggest music event of the year.

Lily set out to disrupt

the whole merchandising industry.

-How much is this model? -[indistinct]

No, we're making them cheaper or we're cutting the budget

-from your department! -[beep]

[narrator] Jack's focus on spirituality

naturally led him to activism.

Only people are cruel enough to trap beauty.

Well, if it were up to me, man,

I'd free all the animals trapped in their cages.

A caged bird that is meant to fly.

Why spend so much money on renewable energy?

Subscribe to Oil City!

[slurps, spits]

Oil is a finite solution.

[narrator] As for Will, he completely sold out.

Every band member seemed to thrive in isolation.

But their story still has its downfall.

Aw, thanks for being a fan.

That'll be $180.

[crackling]

[rattling]

-[explodes] -Ahh!

-[exploding] -[screaming]

[panting] No refunds!

[air hissing]

[giggling]

Forever young!

-[screeches] -Back! Back!

-[overlapping bleats and barks] -Ahh! Not the face!

Freedom! Haha!

We are not meant to be in cages! We're meant to fly!

Oh, it's the fuzz! Scatter!

-Ahh! -Get back here!

[crowd chanting] Min! Min! Min! Min! Min!

-Min! Min! Min! Min! Min! -[cheering, screaming]

-Shh! -[chanting stops]

[electronic music playing]

[barking]

-[caws] -[crowd boos]

[man] Do the pet grooming song!

I'm only doing solo new stuff.

[woman] Give me back my money, you goon!

Wait! But this is what you want!

Unfiltered Min!

-[rapid hissing] -[music stops]

♪ downcast musical stinger ♪

[narrator] The Wylde Paks had hit rock bottom.

♪ dramatic music plays ♪

[deep sigh]

I'm too young for the slammer, Charlie.

[Charlie shrieks]

[deep sigh]

Ahh!

[man coughs]

[car horn honks]

[narrator] But the thing about rock bottom is,

from there, you can only go up.

[clicks]

♪♪ The best of bets for your pets! ♪♪

-[barks, licks] -[laughter]

Ugh.

Why choose us

for all your grooming and boarding needs?

Because we believe that your pets

are the real spirit of our community.

Okay. I've learned my lesson.

Really? Well, you're free to go then.

Woo-hoo-hoo!

What about me? I learned lessons.

Not a chance.

Because our prices are so low,

it's like we don't even care about money!

[light chuckle]

Because we greet

even the coldest pets

with a warm embrace.

[breathes heavily]

Because we care more than those

corporate sellout grooming shops.

[Min on TV] Because we don't do this alone.

We're a family! And...

[all] Everything's better with family!

[laughter]

[narrator] After nearly eight hours apart,

it was time to get the band back together.

[Will] Hey, Min!

-Ohh! Get in here! -I missed you guys!

-I'm so sorry I acted so... Hmm? -[beeping]

Lily, why do you have an ankle monitor?

I did some white collar crimes and got a slap on the wrist.

Hey, do you guys wanna play some music?

-[bright upbeat music playing] -[rooster crowing]

[narrator] Min retired from singing

to focus on her family,

who also happened to be her band.

Will severed his ties with all corporate sponsors.

Lily is still prohibited from operating a business

in the United States.

Jack no longer employs Chuck as a spiritual advisor,

but was quoted as saying, "You gotta admit,

his ideas were at least interesting."

The band never did record another jingle.

And Halmoni was eventually released

from her cryogenic chamber.

Doctors said she was frozen for so long,

it probably took ten years off her life,

but she says she's fine.

[static hisses]

♪ ending theme playing ♪

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪