Original subtitles

[video game chiming]

[tablet clacking]

Aigoo! This stupid tablet!

[sighs]

Turn on.

No problem, Umma.

Open game.

[game chimes]

[beeping]

-Sign in. -Huh?

Sign in!

Sure thing, Halmoni.

It's like this. Remember?

See?

What?

You're on that tablet all the time.

You don't know how to unlock it?

I know how. I-I...

I just left my glasses in Korea.

Umma, please let us teach you this

so we don't have another...

[lowers voice] ...incident. Remember?

[shudders] I do.

[Will singing indistinctly]

-Huh? -[toy duck squeaks]

-♪ menacing musical sting ♪ -[screams]

I need you to turn off FaceTime.

[aunties gasp]

[shudders] You scarred me for life.

My friends were scarred even more.

[both laugh]

[whimpers]

Screen is locked again! [frustrated grunt]

Just take it.

It's easy, Halmoni.

Like I showed you before.

It's literally the same thing as your phone.

Whatever. I don't need it anyways.

I'm just going to sit and look, uh...

at the floor.

It's fine, Umma.

We all need a little help sometimes.

Me, helpless?!

[straining grunts]

Why do you think I'm helpless?!

Huh? Halmoni, no one said you were helpless.

So you think my ears are broken?! Huh?!

Come on, Halmoni.

I can't wait to be old and helpless.

And I can say things like...

[in old lady voice] ..."Back in my day,

we didn't have the internet.

We couldn't do anything."

Aigoo!

I am not helple-- [yelps]

[labored breathing] I am not helpless!

[door opens, slams]

-[door locks] -Way to go, Dad.

Huh?

♪ theme song playing ♪

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together, we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪ [echoes]

Arrogant children.

I am not stupid.

It can't be that hard to open up tablet.

♪ gentle music playing ♪

[meows rhythmically]

Is this how my family sees me?

Old, weak, helpless?

♪ tense music plays ♪

Aw! You still can't turn on your tablet? Pfft!

-But it's so easy! -[Jack laughs mockingly]

Remember the incident?

I do.

[laughing]

[groans angrily]

How dare!

I will not be made fun of!

I will get my revenge!

And I'll finally show them who's really helpless!

[laughs maniacally]

[belches]

-[meows softly] -Ugh.

Finally!

♪ ominous music playing ♪

No more Mrs. Nice Halmoni.

"Step 1:

Push power button."

That should be easy.

♪ suspenseful music playing ♪

Uh...

[Halmoni gasps]

Uh...

[music intensifies]

-[laptop chimes] -Ooh!

♪ mysterious music playing ♪

[beeping, trilling]

[music intensifies]

-[gasps] -[music stops]

-[laughs maniacally] -♪ menacing music plays ♪

-[bone crunches] -Oh!

[in Korean] Oh my, oh my, oh my back!

[guitar chords playing gently]

[phone chimes]

"Greetings, William. I am Billiam."

"Prussian prince on the run"? Ooh.

"I need someone with a US bank account

to hold all my money."

Well, Billiam, you do share 99% of my name.

I'd be happy to share my account information with you, sir.

One prince to another.

[phone chimes]

♪ tense musical stinger ♪

"Bank account overdraw..."

That was a scam?!

♪ upbeat music plays ♪

Zero appointments?

Yes!

A chill, free day all to myself.

[banging on door]

Uh, hello?!

Flammy's appointment was at 9:00.

But now it's 11:00!

Yeah, I had a 10:00 too!

[customer] Mine was two hours ago!

What?! Wha... This can't be right.

My calendar's never wrong.

Um... Hmm...

[gasps]

[customer] What kind of business are you running around here?

-[video game beeping] -Jack, I'm on the final level!

Yeah, you give it to 'em, Lil.

[video game audio] Final level. New player.

Hi, SwoleBrain!

Stay out of my way, noob!

Well, that was rude.

Just don't mess up this final battle, bro.

I put way too many hours in--

[monstrous laughter]

Bruh! Stealing my stuff?

What?!

Banned?!

Oof. Bummer.

[panting]

SwoleBrain!

Oof, been there, buddy.

This is why I now keep the drama

safely on the page...

And... done!

My life's work complete. Just need to save and...

[buzzes]

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

♪ ominous music playing ♪

My life's work!

[melodic music plays on laptop]

What happened to the internet!?

Can't trust digital calendar.

Can't trust notes app.

No more location set reminders.

[sobs]

I'm sorry, darling.

See, Daddy's broke now,

and you'll pay the gas bill. [sobs]

You guys can't find her either?

Keep checking with other leagues.

You can't hide forever, SwoleBrain!

Lil, is your internet working?

Hush, hippie! Dare not speak to me

unless you have SwoleBrain intel!

[pants]

Uh... never mind.

[Halmoni laughs maniacally]

[door creaks open]

-[laughter continues] -Uh, Halmoni?

Are you okay in there?

[laughs maniacally]

-♪ tense beat echoes ♪ -[gasps]

[Will sobs]

[Jack screams]

Guys! Family!

I think I know who's messing with us.

It's Halmoni!

[all laugh]

Halmoni can't even open her tablet!

[alarm blares]

[both] Huh?

[Halmoni] You are right, boy.

Now you will see who's helpless...

with no internet!

[all] What?

Wait, is that my old Power Purr Kitty costume?

No, it's my power suit. Stop changing the subject!

I told you she should be in a home!

There's no way Halmoni could have...

-♪♪ tense music plays ♪♪ -Nice try!

-Our internet! No! -[all scream]

No! Not the internet!

SwoleBrain!

Forget about SwoleBrain! We need to fix this!

Urgh. You're right!

We must fight for our internet!

This prince won't go down without a fight!

We must restore order to our calendars!

Wylde Paks Assemble!

[laughs maniacally]

[laughter fades out]

Let me handle this, kids.

♪ suspenseful music plays ♪

Pretty sweet setup for a grandma.

Show your face, Halmon--

[grunts, groans]

Come on, kids. Watch your step.

Lil! Can you get us back online?!

Lil, hurry!

This setup is pro.

I can't get into the mainframe to take control!

Foolish child.

♪ tense music plays ♪

Umma?

Whatever this is, we can talk it ou--

[screams]

Halmoni, please!

We're not the enemy here. We're your family!

Family made me do this!

"Poor old Halmoni, she can't even open her tablet."

Well, no more!

Say goodbye to your internet forever!

-[both gasp] -No!

[Jack in distorted voice] No!

Jack, no!

Blegh!

[weakly] It tastes like... catnip.

-Blegh! -Ew.

Ha! You're the helpless ones now!

[gasp] Gotta find another way!

Ha! Turning on my tablet became easy for Halmoni.

And now that I control internet...

you need me, but I don't need you!

[beeping]

♪ ominous music playing ♪

You will never laugh at me again!

[laughs maniacally]

-[music stops] -What? Laugh?

-[Lily] We didn't laugh at you! -[Halmoni] What?

Of course not!

And we don't mind helping you!

Yeah! It's what grandchildren are for!

Don't you dare try to fool me.

I heard you all laughing at me!

Umma, relying on us doesn't make you helpless.

-[Will speaking indistinctly] -[exhales] Good point, Dad.

Halmoni, none of us think you're helpless!

And we're sorry if we made you feel that way.

But we're family! We help each other.

And roast each other.

Yeah. It's, like, the law.

Wait. You don't think helping me is annoying?

Halmoni, no matter how hard you try,

you'll never be as annoying as Jack.

-Hey! -[chuckles]

-♪ soft music playing ♪ -[cat purring]

[beeps]

Well, I'm sorry too...

for my awesome revenge.

Apology accepted.

And feel free to move

this hacker setup into my room.

No.

Well, I guess we can get back on the internet now.

Actually, it's pretty nice out!

Ice cream? My treat!

Ooh! Did we forget anything?

-Nope. -All good.

[Jack and Lily chanting] Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream!

[Lily] Woo-hoo!

♪ tense music plays ♪

[muffled] Hey, guys?!

[heaving]

-♪ upbeat music playing ♪ -[Lily humming]

Oh, truly fascinating.

Oh-ho-ho!

Lils, how's your summer reading coming along?

-School's just around-- -[shushes]

Hmm... [mutters]

And... done.

Ah! I loved it so much!

The words, the sentences, punctuation!

I was just on my second read-through!

Oh! Wow. Okay, that's great.

Glad to hear it.

Hmm...

[gasps] Come on, Lil.

Where could you have put that book?

♪ soft playful music plays ♪

[monkey screeches]

[groans]

[playing dramatic melody]

Jack! I need your help!

Why is there a pizza slice on your face?

How dare you disturb...

[in Italian accent] ...the Phantom of the Pizzeria!

[frustrated groan] I'm having an emergency!

I've been looking and I can't find

my summer reading book anywhere.

If I don't find the book, I'll fail the test for sure!

The test is worth...

50% of my grade!

[resumes dramatic melody]

[in normal voice] Sorry. But seriously...

you are not gonna fail that class.

We are gonna find that book!

-We are? -At the greatest place

-on the planet! -Huh?

The library!

♪ tense musical stinger ♪

[shudders] The... library?

Are you okay?

-Where did you go just now? -I'm fine.

I just can't remember the last time I went to the...

-[shudders] ...library. -♪ ominous musical stinger ♪

This is the book I need.

Hmm.

A History of People Struck by Lightning?

Oh, yeah. They'll def have this at the library!

Oh. Lil?

Great. No time to waste.

♪ theme song playing ♪

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together, we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪ [echoes]

♪ regal string melody plays ♪

[exhales] Man, I love this place.

The smell of books, comfy chairs, friendly people.

I can't believe you haven't been back here recently.

-[breathing heavily] -Lil?

I don't know if I can do it, Jack.

I think... the library

gives me the willies!

Um...

How could the library give you the willies?

I don't know!

I know it's not rational,

but there's definitely something off

about this place that I'm not remembering.

Like those kids over there signing their souls away?

-[demonic laughter] -♪ dramatic musical stinger ♪

Lily, come on.

Those are just kids getting their library cards!

♪ regal string music resumes ♪

Or-or...

the demonic numerology!

-[demonic chanting] -♪ dramatic musical stinger ♪

That's the Dewey Decimal System.

-[patron humming happily] -♪ string music resumes ♪

Or... the mind control device!

-[zombie-like moaning] -♪ dramatic musical stinger ♪

That's just Chuck zoning out on the microfiche machine.

Oh hey, dudes!

Look, they trapped tiny newspapers in here.

It's crazy!

[both] Hi, Chuck.

Look, Lily, everything's gonna be A-OK.

Here, I'll show you the map.

First, we go through the kids' section.

Then we go through the Quiet Zone.

Then we'll finally make it through to the history section

where your book is.

We're gonna face your fears,

navigate the library, and get you that book.

Hey, look! It's the star of that book!

Yeah, the boy with the odd face!

[woman squeals]

[Lily] Yeah. They're not wrong.

[chuckles nervously] You've got the wrong guy.

I make documentaries, not--

-Can I have an autograph? -Sign my book!

-[fan] Get him! -[screams]

Just follow the map! You can do it!

Ha! Well...

I don't need Jack anyway.

He said there's nothing scary about the library,

so maybe he's right.

Just follow the map and get the book.

Just follow the map and get the book.

Okay, Lil! You can do this.

♪ suspenseful music plays ♪

It's just a cute little nursery section.

Jack was right! Nothing bad could happen--

-[gasps] -♪ tense musical stinger ♪

[animals snarling, squealing, honking]

[screaming]

♪ suspenseful music plays ♪

[music stops]

[chuckles awkwardly]

[wailing cry]

Come on, Lil! It's all in your head. [exhales]

Okay. You got this.

Next stop is the Quiet Zone. Easy peasy!

Ah! [panting]

-[fan 1] He went this way! -[fan 2] Where did he go?

-[fan 3] Get him! -[fan 4] Let's look over here!

-[Jack screams] -[fans squealing]

-Ah! -[fan 1 gasps] He went this way!

[fan 2] Let's look over here!

[Jack grunts]

[screams]

[groans]

Huh?

♪ eerie music plays ♪

[high-pitched screams]

Hmm...

Ah, the Quiet Zone. You got this, Lil!

[door slams]

-[whispers] Sorry! -[all] Shh!

[nervous grunting]

[creaks]

Shh!

[heavy breathing]

[grumbles]

[chuckles nervously]

Shh!

[heartbeat pounding]

[monster-like growling]

[panting]

-[echoing plop] -♪ dramatic beat ♪

-Shh! -[screams]

That was weird, right?

[panting]

Well, this should be the history section.

I'll just find my book

and I'll never have to come back again.

What does Jack see in this accursed place?!

Ugh... What is going on with this library?

How am I gonna get out of here?

You're here!

Ah!

I can't believe

this is finally happening! [laughs]

[slurps] After all this time,

you've finally come to take my place!

Uh... Come again now?

Your place?

Uh... yeah!

I am the keeper of the surplus of hit YA novels.

Diary of an Annoying Tween.

My Boyfriend is an Emotionally-Stunted Vampire.

Are you there, Brock? It's me, Brent.

Someone has to watch these books

in case they ever become relevant again.

Ya know, it's a hard, thankless job.

But actually--

Well, there is no "but."

It is a hard, thankless job.

So, you've just stayed down here the whole time?

There isn't even any sunlight. I mean, what do you eat?

[munching]

Huh?

Actually, don't answer that.

Well, you know, I gotta get going, so--

-[The Keeper grunts] -[Jack screams]

That's not how it works!

You found me!

I get to go up on top.

And you stay down here

until someone finds you!

That's the deal!

[chuckles nervously]

So, about that...

-Thanks but no thanks! -[The Keeper grunts]

[panting]

Now I get why Lil hates this place.

I gotta find a way out of here.

-Bingo! -[The Keeper] Get back here!

You're not going anywhere!

Again, it was really nice meeting you. Bye!

Oof!

Oh!

Now I'm never gonna see

the light of day again.

Would you look at that!

This door's been unlocked the whole time.

[shudders]

These really don't look like history books.

-Wait a second. [gasps] -♪ eerie organ music playing ♪

I'm not in the history section at all.

I'm in...

the horror section!

-[Lily screams] -[echoing, creepy laughter]

Get me out of here!

[growls]

[screams]

[discordant piano notes play]

[eerie cackle echoes]

[zombie-like moaning]

[dings]

[music fades out]

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Open, open, open.

[straining grunts]

I'm trapped! [frustrated groan]

I couldn't even escape.

I'll never find the book.

If they wrote a book about me, it'd go something like this.

-Lily flunked the reading test. -[kids laugh]

And then she flunked again.

And then she flunked sixth grade.

And then she flunked sixth grade again.

And again and again

until she flunked her last flunk.

The end.

[groans]

[door creaks open]

[growls]

[growling grows louder]

♪ eerie music plays ♪

-[music stops] -Huh?

Hey, little girl.

-Are you lost? -Huh?

Are you the library demon?

[laughs] No. I'm the librarian.

Any specific book you're looking for?

Uh...

A History of People Struck by Lightning.

Well, aren't you in luck today.

I think I know where we can find that.

♪ regal string music plays ♪

[elevator dings]

So thanks to you,

I won't flunk the sixth grade after all.

And, uh, sorry to hear what happened at Storyland.

I sure hope they catch whoever did it. [chuckles nervously]

[menacingly] There's a special place

for people who do that to a library display.

[normal] Anyways, you might want to get a protective sleeve

over that book.

Looks like we're in for a bit

of a storm. [echoes]

[hums]

-[thunder crashing] -Huh?

-[thunder crashing] -Oh, no.

I remember now!

It wasn't the library, it was--

[screams] Lily, we gotta get out of here.

-This place is nuts. -Jack!

It wasn't the library at all.

I remember what happened that fateful day.

I walked outside and got struck by lightning.

That's why I got this bald spot.

Okay, let's go.

No, I'm telling you.

Sinister stuff is going on down there.

Wait. How do you forget being struck by lightning?

-[mumbling] I don't know. -[Jack] You know, forget it.

We gotta get out of here.

This place is messed up.

Silly Jack. The library is great.

It's all in your head.

B-b-b-b-b-b-but...

-♪ menacing musical stinger ♪ -[thunder rumbling]

Let's go home.

I've got some reading to do.

Oh, look at that. There's a whole chapter on me.

♪ ending theme playing ♪

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪