Original subtitles

I divided the store into color-coded zones.

Hey, can you not call us worms?

I like it when you call us worms.

Yeah, we like it.

[Min] Okay, worms!

-Ooh, she said it again! -[giggles]

You have your assignments.

And it's imperative you stick to them.

Woori World is a magnet for hijinks, hoopla, and malarkey.

This place doesn't deserve eight hours of our day.

This day...

-[groans] -This day we break the cycle!

-[all] Yeah. -This day we organize!

-[all] Yeah! -This day we strategize!

-[all] Yeah! -This day we shop!

-In under 45 minutes! -[all] Yeah!

Normally, I dread grocery day

but this time I planned for every contingency.

As long as everyone stays on task,

nothing can go wrong.

♪ upbeat theme song playing ♪

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together, we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪

[echoes]

[Min] Family formation!

Welcome to Woori World.

Okay, everyone, remember...

stick to your lists.

-Oh, free samples! -Candy time!

-Free Willy! -No! Will!

Hey. Employee locker room is that way.

What? No. I don't work here, man.

[Will] Okay, come on, Will.

No, not that one. Maybe...

Make a decision.

Know what? I'll just get hot dogs.

[Jonathan] Min? Min-ju Pak?

My ex from a memorable time in both of our young lives?

Jonathan. Wow, it's been ages. How are you?

Oh, you know.

Enjoying your Woori World experience?

Yeah. Besides the freezing AC.

Classic Jonathan.

[laughs]

♪ tense music plays ♪

Flirting with my wife behind my back to my face?!

You think I'm that insecure?

[breathing heavily]

You think you're better than me?!

[laughs] Yeah, baby!

Ooh, blanket weenies.

[munches]

Ho-ho, yeah!

Dubble Dumplinzz! Don't mind if I--

Hey!

Sorry, dear. New store policy.

One free sample per customer.

One total? That's outrageous!

You'll hear from my mother. She used to be a lawyer.

And my brother is an investigative documentarian.

He'll expose your--

Ow! Ah! Fine!

Give me those dumplings!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Sample tyrant!

-[huffing] -[munching nearby]

Huh? Guess Halmoni only got one sample too.

Wait, what?!

Multiple samples?

I don't know what kind of scheme Halmoni is pulling this time,

but I want in.

She's crafty, cunning,

and totally ruthless.

Honestly? A role model.

Okay. Last item. Mayo.

-Mayonnaise. -[clattering]

Who stocks this place?

Problem is, nobody has pride anymore.

Problem is, nobody knows how to work anymore.

Excuse me? Do you know where the hallabong is?

Oh, no. I'm just tidying up. I don't work here.

-Aisle 3. -Thank you, small employee.

Why does everyone think I work here?

What, you gotta be an employee to organize a space?

You gotta be an employee to help people?

You gotta be an employee to care about sanitation?

It's not my fault nobody enforces child labor laws.

♪ tense music plays ♪

[Min grunts]

Sauce. Yeah!

Chompee Lemon-Lime Goblins! [grunts]

Noodles!

[Min gasps] Last one!

Hi-yah! I can't believe I got it!

-So far so good. -[woman] Excuse me, lady.

[sighs deeply] I knew things were going too smoothly.

Let me guess? You saw it first?

Well, too bad for you.

-These noodles are mine! -What?

I just wanted to know about your skincare routine

'cause you are glowing, girl.

-Wait, are you a model? -[camera shutter clicking]

Oh, pfft!

[giggles] No! No, no, no.

Uh, I did. I used to be a model, though.

I did. [chuckles]

Then, you know, law school,

and Lily, and...

Will...

-Oh, hold on. -You clown!

Perfect, buff, effervescent, Min's ex-boyfriend clown!

Our feud is about to boil over.

Ooh, that sounds cool.

[pants, grunts]

Jonathan, your stew is cooked!

I mean, boiled is how...

Your goose is... [grunts]

Nobody is leaving here until we settle this!

[pants]

Oh, hey, Will.

Looks like you might've trapped us in here.

Freezer locks from the outside, you know.

Trapped? Oh, no, no, no. My family will abandon me.

Min will marry a new husband.

[grunts]

Help! I'm trapped with my wife's incredible ex!

-[music playing in earphones] -[Will crying]

[crying continues]

You did this!

[exhales] What's up?

Stay away from my family-- [screams]

-[high-pitched ringing] -[Jonathan] Will?

Will?

Gotta watch your step, bud.

Daddy?

I like Will. Funny guy.

Halmoni, how'd you score the samples?

I tried all my usual tricks, but nothing worked.

You have lot to learn.

Teach me.

You think you're ready to know the truth?

Because once you know,

you cannot un-know

and it will change you forever.

It's very simple.

Everybody think children and old people are helpless.

Think about that and you can get anything.

Wow. I think I got everything on my list.

Ooh. A little break wouldn't hurt.

-[chair vibrating] -Ah!

[slurps, sighs]

I had this place all wrong.

[burps] It really can be drama-free.

-[Will shivers] -Hang in there, Will.

I'll have a fire going in no time.

Just-just stay on your side, Jonathan!

I don't need your warm, comforting fire.

You got it, Big Dub.

And stop calling me Big Dub!

Come on over, Big Dub!

Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?

A perfect ex-boyfriend in repose,

and me, some pathetic worm?

-What? -[scoffs]

Well, you know what, Jonathan?

This is Will Wylde!

This is he!

This is he!

[pants]

Will, I hear you and I see you.

You do?

Help! Oh, help!

I can't find my parents!

I'm lost and scared and hungry.

[British accent] And those mean employees

won't give me a bit to sup on!

Or a tuppence for the payphone.

[Halmoni] You sound British.

-Take my sample. -I'll give you mine!

I had no idea being a kid was such a cheat code.

I'm gonna be a problem.

Sample supply does not match our projections.

Someone is breaking the one-per-person policy.

[sighs] This is all I need.

Got corporate breathing down my neck,

and now we're bleeding inventory.

-[beeps] -[groans]

Security, keep an eye out for an old woman and a young girl

possibly running a free sample grift.

[security guard] Sir, yes, sir! I won't let you down, sir!

[sighs] Just hold out for the pension, Jack.

So, Jonathan, my problem isn't you at all.

It's me projecting my fears on you

to avoid my own insecurity.

Will, can I tell you a secret?

I'm so happy you're with Min.

Really?

Can I tell you a secret?

Yeah?

I'm so happy we're friends.

Me too.

-Boop. -[Jack] Hey!

[groans]

[Lily laughs]

Hmm.

Spicy cocktail shrimp and...

two honey almonds.

-Three spicy cocktail shrimp. -Three?

I know we're hustlin' out here

but you ain't runnin' game on me.

[clears throat]

You have a receipt for those items?

-[sobs] -Oh, what is this?

I have a bad memory.

-[sobs] -[in British accent] Ayo, Bobby.

'Av you seen me mummy and daddy?

You know, you remind me

of my young daughter and elderly mother.

I strongly dislike

my young daughter and elderly mother!

-Run, granddaughter! -Hey!

No running in the store!

[both groan]

Halt!

We got a 10-5. Two suspects in foot pursuit.

One young girl and one very old woman.

Why do you have a code for that?

Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt!

[grunts] I'm cut off.

I'm gonna have to go cross-aisle.

[sighs] I can't believe I have to say this

but you can't build fires in the walk-in freezer!

-Yes, sir. -Sorry, sir.

Out of the way! Out of the way!

Whoa, stop! Stop!

We can't.

Yeah, we're kinda in a rhythm!

You're coming in too hot. Stop.

[distorted voice] We can't!

[distorted voice] Slow down!

[normal voice] Stop! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

-[Lily grunts] -Will!

Jonathan!

[groans] I'm okay!

[laughs]

I have you now!

[gasps]

♪ tense musical sting ♪

This is at least $10 in damages.

Who's responsible for this?

So, I guess in a way,

you could say society is responsible. [chuckles]

How dare you accuse me!

I've given my life to this company.

I'll have your badge for this!

I'm a minor, so legally,

my guardian is responsible for my alleged actions...

[sucks teeth]

...which I also deny fully.

I'm just a small fish.

Simple foot soldier.

You want big fish?

The ring leader?

I had a lovely day.

Heck, I might start coming here for fun.

So you don't deny you planned this whole trip?

-Oversaw every detail? -Correct.

And that you are responsible for

and/or associated with Will, Jack, Lily, and Halmoni?

Sure?

And therefore orchestrated this heinous crime?

Could you repeat that last part?

Let's hope you like Woori World as much as you say you do

'cause you're gonna be here a long time.

[Jonathan and Will] Min! Min! Min!

-Wait up, Big Dub! -Can me and Jonathan

play in the store a little longer?

We promise we'll be good.

Uh, you're adults, so...

do whatever you want?

[both] Alright!

-[Jonathan and Will laugh] -[sighs]

What, do I got two husbands now?

Two husbands?

Well, I think that's punishment enough.

♪ funky theme music plays ♪

[announcer] My Two Husbands. 6:00, 5:00 Central.

Only on Nick at Nite.

[security guard] Now that's

too many husbands!

[eerie, otherworldly music playing]

[coughs]

[silence]

Wait. [echoes]

This isn't Earth.

[screams]

[projector powers down]

♪ mellow music plays ♪

Yes! Yes!

Oh, my!

What a movie.

It really takes the genre and turns it on its head.

The metatextual commentary,

those long, extended silences,

the open-ended finale.

I don't have much in this world,

but I do have a copy of A Silent Land on DVD.

It's just that good. I can't live without it!

Have you seen the sequel?

The what?

They made A Silent Land 2

five years later.

You didn't know?

I-I...

I didn't. [sobbing]

Well, kid, you're in luck.

There's a pop-up down the street today selling rare DVDs.

Rumor has it they've got A Silent Land 2.

[gasps] If the first one's any indication,

the second one could be the greatest film ever made!

I won't forget what you've done for me.

-Ooh! -[cheers]

Wasn't that pop-up yesterday?

Oops.

[hums] Just packing up here.

-Getting in my car. -[car starting]

[sighs] What am I doing?

I'm Jack.

I never needed material things to feel complete.

I'm better off without it. [laughs nervously]

[Jack grunts] Movie...

[grunts] I gotta have it.

[moans]

-♪ eerie music playing ♪ -Incomplete. [echoes]

Gotta get it. Sequel.

Incomplete.

Jack!

[screams]

[panting]

I'm not better off!

♪ upbeat theme music playing ♪

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪

[echoes]

[Jack grunts]

[grunts, pants]

Hello, I need to obtain the name and address

of the individual who purchased the DVD

of A Silent Land 2 (1986).

Oh, yes.

A beast of a man.

Terrible hygiene.

Disheveled and unkempt. IQ of a rock.

Oh, Chuck. Thanks.

-[Lily hums] -[Jack pants]

-Oh. -[panting continues]

Where are you going, Jack?

Going to Chuck's for a DVD.

Then why are you walking so fast and looking so--

[distorted] It will complete me.

Huh. That doesn't sound like you at all.

Whatever happened to not being attached to material things?

Old Jack didn't understand, Lil.

How could you love something completely

without seeing all of its sequels?

Whoa! Collector Jack is weird and cool! I like it!

Chuck, you got that DVD at the Rare Film Pop-up yesterday

and I need it.

Just name your price.

I'll do anything.

[chuckles] Oh, yeah, sure. Come on in, man.

[both] Huh?

Uh, that was easy.

Yeah, auctions are my jam.

Bidding on things, you know.

I'm not even sure what they are sometimes.

I just like bidding but, you know, whatever.

Here it is!

Hey, that's not the DVD.

Oh, wow. Sorry, boy Lil.

You must be talking about the DVD I lost in the card game.

Stop wasting our time and tell us who's got it!

Okay, but look, first, just hear me out.

You can't go chasing waterfalls.

[both] Huh?

You can go on the hike

and you can check out the falls,

but don't try takin' 'em home

'cause your pockets will get really wet.

Uh, still a little...

I'm talking collectionism, man.

Don't get in too deep

or all this stuff will ruin your life,

and you wake up one day

and you live in a prison of unusable objects

and relics from your past.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Name and address, please.

Alright. Go to the Boba Get after hours,

knock three times, ask for Vlad.

[laughter]

[indistinct chatter]

-All mine, baby! -[laughs]

-[knocks on door] -Huh?

[Vlad] Ah. Wee children.

[both] Good evening, comrades.

Brought in any big scores lately?

Like a DVD of A Silent Land 2 (1986)?

Oh, the silly movie!

It has already been sold.

I can tell you who I sold it to.

But nothing in this world is free.

-[whimpers] -[sniffs, laughs]

-[screams] -I want that gold tooth!

[laughs]

That baby would fetch a pretty penny in my circles.

Uh... Uh, play me for it?

I win, you tell me who has the DVD

and you win, and you get my tooth?

Hm. He wants to play, let him play.

♪ dramatic instrumental music ♪

What the heck am I--

Don't worry, it's very simple card game.

Even a baby could play. [chuckles]

Uh... okay.

Jack, what are you doing?

Do you even know how to play this game?

I'm sure I can figure it out.

No way he'll figure it out.

That gold tooth is mine.

[laughter]

So does this look right?

[gasp]

[both] He won?

How'd you do that?

[scoffs] I'm one-take Jack, remember?

So how about that name, huh? Who's got my DVD?

Okay, okay.

But not here.

Hmm.

Okay, I must warn you.

The man with your DVD is no ordinary collector.

He is the bogeyman of the rarities market.

He sold his soul in the name of the ultimate collection.

And he'll stop at nothing to get what he wants.

Jack, it's just like Chuck said.

What's his name?

The name is Vault.

Vault Whizzknee!

♪ ominous music plays ♪

Great. Thanks.

-[Jack panting] -[Lily] Jack?

Jack!

Jack, stop!

Jack, this isn't you.

You don't even care about material stuff.

You don't understand.

We live in a world of hard truths

and disappointments.

To persevere, we must hold on

to the things we love.

And if we're able to accumulate

enough things we love,

those hard truths and disappointments

might not hurt as much.

Plus we're already here.

-[Lily] Huh? -[wolf howls]

Come on, Jack. This has gone far enough.

If you don't drop this now,

-I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad. -[doorbell dings]

-[Jack gasps] -Huh?

Huh? Where did you go?

[screams]

What is this place?

[maniacal laughter echoing]

[whimpers]

Welcome to my domain.

-[whimpers] Who are you? -[laughs maniacally]

My name is of no importance.

Oh! You're that Vault guy.

Huh? I...

I am that Vault guy.

And this is my collection!

[Jack] Oh, my stars! Look at that film library!

The props and the toys.

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Ooh. [chuckles]

Could it be that you are also a collector?

Oh. [laughs sheepishly]

Maybe. [chuckles]

And I need your copy of A Silent Land 2 (1986)

to complete my very first DVD collection!

Hmm...

[laughs] It is yours.

Under one condition.

Follow me and I will explain.

Hmm...

Yeah, okay.

I started, like all collectors,

a trilogy here, a full season there.

Then came the toys. The props.

Until soon, I was collecting everything

I could possibly get my hands on.

Whoa! It's a house.

I built this entire vault around my childhood home

so that it would remain as it always was forever.

Wow. So you collect all sorts of stuff.

And that brings me to the DVD you desire.

A Silent Land 2.

Now that you've entered my sanctuary,

it belongs to you.

But also you belong to it!

Part of the permanent collection,

for anything that enters Vault's Vault

may never leave!

[laughs maniacally]

So we can watch the movie?

Oh... Uh... I guess so.

I usually just leave things in their packaging but...

-Oh! Oh! -Yeah!

Come on, Vault. Where should we watch?

We sit here.

Okay. Where's the TV?

Over there.

Kinda far and kinda small.

Just as it always has been.

Remind me what happened in the first film.

It's hard to remember these things

when you have no one to discuss with.

Well, yeah, the first one is about this guy named Jim.

And he's, like, the only guy in the world

and everything is normal except nothing makes sound.

He can make sound but nothing else does.

And at the end, he's like, "Well, this isn't Earth."

Ooh! Well, now I'm excited. Oh.

[birds squawking]

[eerie music plays on TV]

Wait.

[tapping sound]

So I guess this is Earth.

Well, that completely ended everything

I loved about the original.

Yeah. It was not good.

So, Vault, when you say I can never leave...

Well, I figured the unusable objects

and relics from my past

would be all the company I ever needed.

So I didn't design an exit.

I guess it's sort of like I built my own... prison.

-[laughs] -[chuckles] Oh. Cool.

Yeah.

[chuckles nervously]

No... way... out.

[hyperventilates]

Chuck told me this would happen, but I didn't believe him.

I've made a huge mistake. This can't be my life.

Yes. Suddenly it doesn't seem so great to me either.

What have I been doing all this time?

-I... I... -I... I...

[both] I gotta get out of here!

[screaming]

[Jack] Help! Help! Somebody help!

[screaming continues]

[crackling]

[both] Huh?

[all] We're here to save you!

My house! My things!

[both] We're free!

[car starting]

[tires screeching]

♪ triumphant music playing ♪

[all cheering]

[Lily] Yeah!

[Jack and Lily grunting]

Nice to see normal Jack is back.

Collector Jack was a bit much.

To think, I was ready to give up the outside world

for a movie I don't even like.

That's funny.

Hey, Vault! You're up!

Yay! New experiences!

I'm gonna hit a home--

-[sizzling] -[screams]

The sun! It's so bright!

♪ upbeat theme music playing ♪

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪