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-[Min] Ah! Wait! Ah! -[chicks peeping]

Get back here! Chicky-chicks!

-[Min] Kids, grab the crate. -[Halmoni] Mm.

-[crashes] -[Min] Here!

Here, chickies. Please, I need a win today!

-[chicks peeping] -[Min exclaims]

[Min] I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell.

[Jack and Lily grunting]

Hey, you get in the crate right now!

[grunts] Halmoni, can you give us a hand here?

[munching]

[chuckles] Dream on, Jack.

Halmoni has a hard line in helping in the shop.

Because A, it's not her job,

and B, she's just not that into pets.

[munches]

[panting]

I feel nothing.

-[all groan in disappointment] -Come on!

Guess she really does have a hard line against pets.

I hope that puppy went to a good home.

-[Jack grunts] -Jack! Don't swallow!

-[Halmoni laughs] -Don't swallow! Eat hand!

Enough laughs for today.

Halmoni out!

Out with some Go-Stop.

Oh.

Don't mind Tofu.

His owners just dropped him off

for a de-stinking.

♪ sentimental music playing ♪

Oh!

Ugh, jeez! You stink so bad, you broke Halmoni.

Come on, Tofu, let's get you--

I will do it.

-Wait, what? -Really?

I will give shower to stinky boy.

[muffled] But I thought...

[retching]

I thought you didn't like pets.

Oh, not that we're complaining.

We'll take any help we can get.

[grunts] Oh, you are heavy boy.

Okay, I will handle everything.

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together, we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪

[flies buzzing]

[whimpers]

-Huh? -[sniffs]

Yes, you are stinky.

But not as stinky as my granddaughter.

I will make you fresh again.

♪♪♪

[whirring]

[whimpers]

[barks]

Okay.

[squeaks]

-Huh? -No stink anymore.

[gasps]

Oh!

Oh?

[barks]

[speaking Korean]

[Halmoni laughs]

[barks]

[laughs]

-[laughs] -[objects clatter]

[barks]

[munching]

[barks]

-[Dubu barks] -[Halmoni laughs]

[Halmoni squeals]

[sighs deeply]

[barks]

Ah, Dubu. Dubu. [laughs]

She's letting the dog lick her face?

[laughs]

Maybe she's asserting dominance?

Here! Here, chicky!

Oh, yeah. Here we go.

There's no way she'd consciously--

Dubu...

-[chicks peeping] -Hi-ya!

[sighs in relief]

Boy, she's really putting herself out to help us, huh?

[Halmoni] Mwah, mwah!

[in sarcastic tone] Yeah. How selfless.

Yup, yup. You are precious.

Okay, Umma, what's up?

You trying to make up for something you did?

[speaking Korean]

You know what? Who cares? Makes me an accomplice anyway.

Tofu's family will be here in an hour to pick him up.

Okay, I will prepare for pick up.

-You will? -[Halmoni] Yes.

Conditioner, deep brush, and finished touch.

Actually, yeah. That'd be great.

I'm running behind and I can't take my eyes

off these little Houdinis.

You heard me, right? One hour?

Uh-huh.

You pipe down in there!

♪ intriguing musical transition ♪

[ticking]

Come on, Umma. Where is she?

Umma! Where are you?

Uh, 'sup, Min?

Umma was getting Tofu ready for pick up

so I could keep an eye on the chicks,

but she hasn't come back yet and Tofu's owners

will be here any minute!

Okay, we're fine. I'll just go fine Halmoni.

[gasps]

♪ suspenseful music plays ♪

Don't worry, Min! Here comes husband!

[grunts] Kids!

-Go get Halmoni and Tofu! -[chicks peeping]

But we were gonna play bug racing.

[buzzing]

Kids, please!

-[crashes] -Okay, fine.

Yeah, why have a childhood

when you can work for your parents?

[bugs buzzing]

Yeah. They're not in the trailer.

What?! What has gotten into Umma?

Not like she ran away with the dog, right?

[doorbell rings]

Oh no! Is that Tofu's owners?

Husband will find out.

[grunting]

[whispers] It's Tofu's owners.

Maybe we can buy some time by calling and saying

we thought were supposed to do drop off instead.

Great idea. But they've already spotted me.

[elongated] Hi! Hello! Great to see you!

[laughs] Yes, yes.

[groans] I knew Umma helping was too good to be true.

Psst! Kids, your dad and I will find a way to stall.

[knocks on door]

We need you to track down Halmoni and Tofu, okay?

-[chicks peeping] -[both] Okay.

-Thanks, kids. -[doorbell rings]

Uh... Uh, just a minute. We're... naked.

I'm out of ideas!

[peeping]

No, no, no. Please, no, no.

No, Min! Please!

-[screams] -Oh no! My husband!

Don't just stand there!

-Grab a chick! -Okay.

-[crashes] -[car alarm blaring]

Halmoni?

Halmoni?

Halmoni?

Halmoni?

Halmoni?

Where are you?

Hmm.

Oh.

Halmoni!

-Anything? -Nothing.

Well, we checked everywhere. What now?

Oh! There is one place in the house we've missed.

♪ tense music plays ♪

Halmoni's room?

But no one is allowed down there.

I know, but when a dog goes missing,

I don't play by the rules.

-[gulps] -[door opens]

-Did you say something? -No. Come on.

-No time to lose. -[man] Get it off me!

-[Min] Chicky chick! -[crashes]

There it is, Jack.

The best spot in the house.

Halmoni's room.

She got first dibs when we moved in.

Legend has it, Mom and Dad haven't even been in there.

[both] Halmoni!

Whoa!

[Lily] It's even better than I imagined.

-[Jack] Whoa! -[Lily] Dude!

[Lily] Halmoni rules!

[Jack grunts]

I knew it.

Halmoni was a kid once. [chuckles]

Pretty cute.

She actually looks a lot like you.

Jack, focus!

That dog looks just like Tofu.

Oh. Now this is making sense.

Okay, if we analyze these photos,

we might be able to deduce where Halmoni's going.

[grunts] Come on, Jacky boy.

-Think. Can't lose another one. -[Lily] Uh-oh.

She just bought a train ticket out of town

and it leaves...

[gasps] ...soon!

-The train station! -Train station!

Come on! We gotta hurry!

♪ sentimental music playing ♪

[train hisses]

[train bell clanging]

[Dubu barking]

[Dubu pants and whimpers]

[barks]

[speaking Korean]

-[grunts] -[sobs]

[hisses]

[train whistling]

[barking]

[panting]

♪ sentimental music plays ♪

[whimpers]

Thank you.

-[indistinct chatter] -[Jack and Lily pant]

-Halmoni! -Halmoni!

[grunts] Halmoni! Oof!

We were looking everywhere for you.

[Tofu whimpers]

[Tofu whimpers]

Halmoni, Tofu needs to go back to his family now.

Yeah, they're waiting for him.

[sighs]

When I was a child,

we moved from countryside to city.

I had to leave everything behind.

Friends, family, my sweet Dubu.

I just...

needed to say goodbye.

[both sob]

Halmoni, you take all the time you need.

Tickets, please.

Tickets?

[panting]

[whimpers]

Let's go home.

He he. Anyway, sorry for the delay.

Halmoni was just taking Tofu on a post-groom walk.

Really helps fluff the fur.

Especially if the walk is, uh...

concerningly long.

[laughs nervously] Oh, anyway...

No wonder he's looking so fluffy.

[whimpers]

He was very good boy.

Thank you for taking such good care of him.

Okay, Tofu, say "bye-bye."

♪ sentimental music playing ♪

[barks]

[panting]

Bye-bye.

Umma.

Do you want a dog?

-Nope. -[record scratches]

Dogs are all the same. Furry little no-goods.

[Halmoni grumbles]

That woman is an enigma.

Hey, where's Dad?

-[chicks peeping] -Oh, no, no, no!

-Not down there! [screams] -♪ ominous music plays ♪

♪ menacing music playing ♪

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together, we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪

[melodramatic music plays]

[wind whistles]

[speaking Korean]

Hmm?

[humming rock song]

♪♪ The lavender sky wraps its wings around your heart ♪♪

♪♪ Your bumble bee reality inside a shopping cart ♪♪

♪♪ But the soft kiss of your... ♪♪

Not when my show is on.

[both] Sorry, Halmoni.

We got last-minute tickets to see Candy Tonsils.

-Uh... -Candy What-sils?

You know, Candy Tonsils.

America's favorite 1995 jam band.

You know, classic hits like "Lavender Sky,"

"Bumblebee Reality."

Come on. "Sweet Baby Raisin"?

Everybody knows "Sweet Baby Raisin."

Uh...

Well, uh...

We're gonna... We're gonna go do that,

so the Groom and Board is closed.

Enjoy your day off.

Your mother and I won't be home until...

[both] ...they kick us out!

[Will and Min sing] ♪♪ Sweet baby raisin ♪♪

♪♪ Wrinklin' my brain ♪♪

I said quiet!

Everybody out!

[all] Whoa!

[vehicle starting]

[Will and Min sing] ♪♪ Sweet baby raisin ♪♪

-♪♪ Wrinklin' my brain ♪♪ -[tires screech]

Phew!

Now we can enjoy the day off.

I'm gonna spend mine bonkin' some trolls in WatR,

and unlocking those skins that make your squad

look like pineapples!

What are you gonna do with your day off?

My what-y what?

Uh, you know, a day off.

A day where you're free to do whatever you want.

Oh! Well, in that case...

I'm gonna work.

Whuh? Whaddya mean work?

Work is what I want.

No, no, no. You gotta rest.

You gotta relax.

Recharge your batteries

so you don't burn out.

Come on, Lily. You think great directors

like Ron Howard take days off?

Rest and relaxation

are a slippery slope

to creative stagnation.

If I want to have that competitive edge,

I gotta stay active.

Constantly. Forever.

Uh... Yeah, Jack.

That sounds super healthy.

But as much as I support your twisted quest for pain,

what are you even gonna do?

-The Groom and Board is closed. -[tires screech]

Hiya, kids.

So sorry it's last-minute,

but could we board Monty here for the day?

Of course we can! Show me the sweet baby.

Oh! That's fantastic!

Thanks for being so accommodating.

Yup, she should be no trouble at all.

[rustles]

Any special instructions or...

[Mrs. Hoobler] Be back tonight!

Uh, Jack are you sure you wanna do this to yourself?

[scoffs] Just a sleepy little snake.

No big deal.

Getting kinda tight. [chuckles nervously]

Need some help, Jack?

Huh? No, no. I got this.

[grunting]

-There you go. -[phone rings]

Thank you for calling the Groom and Board.

What can I-- Oh, a puppy?

Sure. You're already here?

[barks]

-[hisses] -[gasps]

No. No. No. Friend, not food!

-[hisses] -[phone rings]

A kitten? No problem.

Oh, yeah. Plenty of room.

-[snake chomps] -[Jack groans]

When will you be arriving?

[kitten meows]

-[meows] -Oh no.

-[snake hisses] -[cat yowls]

-Get back here! Don't eat him! -[dog barks]

Come on, you guys!

-Just be friends. -[phone rings]

Hello. Groom and Board.

-[squeaks] -A hamster?

-No problem. -[phone line drops]

[soft hiss]

Okay, we're all gonna be calm.

Let's just find a nice safe place for everyone.

-[Jack screams] -[cat yowls]

Everything okay over there, Jack?

-I got this! -[hamster squeaks]

-[dog barks] -[hamster chitters]

[cat yowls]

[TV program in Korean]

[dog panting]

Stay in here, okay?

-I've got it all under control. -[meows]

Still good!

Okay. Just need to get you back in the tank!

[screaming]

How can I lose the snake? It could be anywhere!

No, no, no, no!

[Jack panting]

[TV program in Korean]

Change of plans, little buddies. Come with me.

[laughs]

[chittering]

Wake up, Jinsoo! It's your stalker.

[Jack panting]

[grunts]

All right, it's game time.

Okay, just two more to go.

Oh, this isn't so bad. [laughs]

[Lily hums]

-Huh? -[Jack panting]

Whoa! Oh, hey, Lily.

You seem stressed, Jack.

Are you sure you got this under control?

What? Yeah.

Just, uh...

getting a little exercise.

Getting the heart rate going. You know how it is.

Oh, okay. Well, since you're not on the verge

of a complete psychological collapse

due to over-performance, I'm gonna get gaming!

Perfect. You do you.

Bonk those guys. Get them skins.

[chuckles nervously] Have a great time.

Good. Great. Um, fine.

[both] Shh!

-[whispers] Sorry. -[Halmoni groans]

[grumbles]

-Hungry. -[dog whimpers]

[barking, panting]

No! Halmoni's kimbap!

[grunts]

Gotcha! Uh-oh.

-[panting] -[crashes]

Ah!

[gurgles]

-[snake hisses] -[high-pitched scream]

Ow, ow, ow!

[groans]

[panting]

[dog whimpers]

[gasps]

[choking]

Mm. [munches]

[grunts, groans]

You got this, Jack.

Just push through the overwhelming exhaustion.

That second win will hit any time now.

One more to go. [panting]

Okay. Where are you? Where are you? Where are you?

[meows]

Huh? Oh no!

-[keyboard clacking] -[game beeping]

[Jack grunting]

Oh, man. Things are getting intense.

We've got a swarm of pineapple heads on the southeast map.

[action music playing]

[Lily laughs]

Eat elven steel you pineapple trash!

-[meows] -Oh, uh, what's going on?

Jack? What's happening?

Ah! I got him!

-[Jack grunting] -[purring]

-[Lily] No, no. -[game beeps]

[sighs in relief] There we go.

-[snake hisses] -[gasps] Oh no.

[low growl]

-[hisses] -[cat yowls]

[Jack screams]

[yowling and hissing]

[trilling]

[yowling and hissing]

Jack, it's fine if you wanna mess up your own day off,

but leave mine out of it!

Ah! I'm sorry! I've got this under control.

I got it, I got it.

Do ya, Jack? Do ya?!

Yeah, just focus on your day off.

I'll take care of-- [screams]

Cool. Thanks.

[Jack screams]

[groans] I'll take care...

-[yowls] -...of everything.

[chuckles nervously]

[hisses]

[laughs]

[exhausted laughing]

[sighs in relief] It's done.

Finally, all the sweet, vulnerable little creatures

are safe and sound.

[Halmoni screams]

All except my sweet little vulnerable Halmoni!

I'm coming! [panting]

Halmoni!

Oh no. I'm too late.

-[groans] -Shh!

My show is on.

Uh, Halmoni? You're alive.

But you screamed.

All because Jinsoo

drank the poison tea.

[slurping]

[speaking Korean]

[melodramatic music playing]

Now, no more noise!

[TV program in Korean]

[hisses]

Uh, Halmoni?

Shh!

-[melodramatic music continues] -[gulps]

Oh no.

Jinsoo, don't give up.

The despair will swallow you whole!

[Jack screams]

["Can Can" by Offenbach playing]

[groans]

[screams]

[screams]

[grunts]

[high-pitched screaming]

[groans]

[screams]

Well, this is it.

If I had just listened to Lily and taken the day off,

I wouldn't be fated to dissolve away

between an old shoe and a fish skeleton.

[sighs] Here I go.

No more Jack.

[Mrs. Hoobler] Jack? Sweetheart?

What do you think you're doing in there?

You're not supposed to be in there, ya crazy kid.

[Mrs. Hoobler laughs]

Well, how about that?

Looks like you two had fun today. [laughs]

Oh, I almost forgot.

I don't know if you noticed any strange behavior,

like if she was acting insatiably hungry

or, you know, aggressive or diabolical...

Because she's super-duper pregnant

and due to lay thousands

of little snakey eggs at any time.

[laughs]

We're so excited.

-[hisses] -[both scream]

♪♪ Sweet baby raisin ♪♪

Hope you had a great day off, Jack.

♪♪ Wrinklin' my brain ♪♪

-[both groan] -What was that for?

I said quiet!

-[Will] Jack, help us! -[Min] Ow!

Hey, Jack?

-[neck creaking] -Yeah?

Do you know what's up

with all these squishy golf balls in here?

Could you give me a hand?

You know, I think I need a day off.

Hey! Now you get it.

[neck creaking]

Oh, hey there.

Thank you so much for watching

this episode of Wylde Pak.

I hope you learned a valuable lesson

on the importance of self -care,

and how taking a break and ignoring literally

everything going on around you

can help better prepare you

for whatever wild stuff

life throws your way.

Because, after all--

[cracking]

[screams]

[ending theme playing]

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together, we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together, we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪