Original subtitles

[Lily] Boom! We got him surrounded!

Any last words, McFisty?

Yeah... Yeah, I do!

[Jack and Lily] "These fists don't quit!"

[splat]

-[laughs] -Cut! That was epic.

Not as epic as tonight's advanced screening of...

[both] McFisty II: The McMax!

Alright, get this last shot of him flying!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! This is Halmoni's figurine!

It's a precious heirloom!

We've told you a thousand times not to play with it.

You know she'd be devastated if it got broken.

And it didn't break, so what's the big deal?

Little McFisty is fine.

McFine, in fact.

[both chuckle]

That's all you have to say?

You know what?

No electronics for an hour!

Wait, you're punishing us?

But you never punished us for the other things we did.

Those were way worse.

Like when we shut off all the water in town.

Or destroyed Chuck's house!

Pales in comparison to sinking Lake Island.

[both laugh]

We got away with literally everything!

Our parenting has been way too lax.

You think it's time we do the deed?

Oh, it's definitely time.

-[laughter] -[Will] We've had enough!

-[flames roaring] -For everything you've done...

[both] You're grounded!

What? Grounded?

Who even grounds their kids anymore?

Yeah, what does that even mean?

It means you'll both go to Jack's room.

[groans] Jack's room is so boring!

-Exactly. -But... the McFisty screening!

I guess you won't be going.

McGoing.

[chuckles] Nice, nice.

Now march!

[both groan]

[gloomy music playing]

[both giggling]

[theme music playing]

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together, we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪ [echoes]

[Will] The way you said, "You're grounded!"

[laughs] That was so cool!

These kids gotta learn

if they do the crime, they gotta do the time!

We're getting pretty good at this parenting thing.

Well, hey, no kids means...

movie date night?

Oh-ho-ho-ho!

[as McFisty] Would you like to go to a movie tonight?

Oh, McFisty, please! Oh, I'm taken!

[giggles]

What are you doing?!

[dramatic, slow-motion whooshing]

[shattering]

No!

-[echoing baby crying] -My doll...

Oh, uh... [clears throat]

The kids were playing with it, so we grounded them.

That doll was precious family heirloom!

[sharp inhale] And you break it!

You take from me. Now I take from you.

These tickets?

They are mine!

Because you two are grounded!

[both] Grounded?!

-[both] But-- but-- -No but!

Go to Lily's room, now!

[both groan]

Ugh. It's my childhood all over again.

I can't believe this.

[Jack panting, grunting]

[grunts, groans]

Can you believe we've already been in here for...

[groans] Eight minutes!

This is cruel and unusual punishment!

We don't deserve to miss the movie!

-[funky music playing] -We're not missing the movie.

Jack.

What does McFisty say?

"These fists don't quit"?

That's right.

And neither will we.

It's time for a prison break.

[Min] Ugh!

Why were we grounded?

We were being good parents!

Yeah, we deserve a date night for ourselves!

We deserve to see McFisty!

-Yeah! [grunts] -[loud thud]

-Will? -[groans]

[toy pieces rattling]

I got an idea.

What if we stole those tickets and snuck out to the screening?

What about teaching the kids their lesson?

"You commit a crime, you gotta do the time"?

Come on! It's okay for us to bend the rules

every now and then.

[both chuckling mischievously]

[adventurous music playing]

Oh shoot, which way was it?

I got us covered.

Uh, what am I looking at?

It's our way outta here.

We're gonna take a left.

When did you even do that?

[adventurous music continues]

[ding]

[clicking]

[snoring]

[Lily] Target is in our sights.

Now we move on to phase two.

Commence Operation Sticky Hand.

[music intensifies]

[sticky hand stretching]

-[splat] -[gasps] You!

Huh? [grunts]

-Whoa! -[Jack] Whoa!

[all grunting, groaning]

Why are you two sneaking around?

It's a long story.

What are you doing out of the room?

[Halmoni] What are you doing?

I grounded you two!

[both] You two were grounded?

Yeah, well...

Uh, um, I mean...

Hypocrites!

[Halmoni] And you two...

Are you trying to steal my tickets?

[gasps] You're all grounded!

Nobody is seeing McFisty!

-[all] Huh?! -[Min whimpers]

[echoing slam]

-[Lily groans] -[echoing slam]

[weary sigh]

Finally some quiet time.

[squawk]

There's gotta be a way out.

[sighs] We just need

the twisted mind of a master manipulator.

[both gasp] We need the kids!

But we'd have to unground them.

Oh, forget setting an example.

Being grounded sucks!

[mimics bird call]

[bird squawks]

Petunia, get this message to the kids.

Can you believe them?

The hypocrisy!

-Ugh... -[tapping on window]

Is that Petunia?

[in Will's voice] Hey, kids, it's your dad and mom.

Just wanted to say we're hypocrites.

And we're sorry.

Give this message to them.

[in Lily's voice] We're running away after this is over.

It'll just be me and Jack on the road.

Also, Jack says you owe him 20 bucks.

Oh, and also Lily 20 bucks.

Okay, listen. Let's cut to the chase.

How about going to see McFisty tonight?

You serious?

Ain't no way after all that with Halmoni.

But what Halmoni doesn't know is that if we work together,

we can bust outta here.

Well, we do wanna see McFisty...

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

How can we sweeten the deal?

[inhales, sighs]

Here's 20 bucks, but only for snacks.

-[in Lily's voice] We're in. -Okay, here's the plan...

[Lily] Halmoni! [pounds on door]

I have to go to the bathroom!

I can't hold it!

Quiet!

Use the bucket.

[Lily] Eww!

Halmoni, please!

-I'll make it quick! -Okay.

Phew! Thanks, Halmoni!

-Yeah, thank you so mu-- -[yelps]

Only you.

You are lucky I am your Halmoni.

[adventurous music playing]

[blows raspberry]

You have five minute.

[gasps] Sounds like Lily just finished phase one.

You're up, hon.

[Will] Okay, Will.

It's time to shine.

Bounce the ball with all your might,

out the window and off the light.

Knock the door to distract Halmoni.

Will will free his family!

[heavy inhale, exhale]

-[glass shatters] -[alarm blaring]

Huh?

Hey! Hurry up and cut it now!

[Lily] Gimme five more minutes!

[alarm continues blaring]

Hey! Too noisy!

Why is there no peace in this house?

[dramatic sting plays]

[alarm continues]

[alarm chirps, stops blaring]

Hmm?

-[ominous music sting] -Hmm!

[gasps] My key!

And the tickets!

They steal from me!

Those thieves!

Good job, kids!

[all] Yes!

And of course... got the tickets!

[all] These fists don't quit!

Wait... where is she?

Now's our chance!

We're home free!

Stupid thing! It... won't open!

-Something feels... off. -Wait!

There's no doorknob.

[all] Huh?

[Halmoni laughing menacingly]

[Halmoni, echoing] I switch out all doorknobs!

There is no escape!

[maniacal laughter]

[eerie music playing]

[unsettling rapid footsteps]

Is she in the walls? Where is she?

She could be anywhere!

Over there! What's that?

[music fades]

[intense music sting]

[breathing rapidly]

[evil laughter]

Run for it!

[suspenseful music playing]

[in eerie singsong] Come to Halmoni...

-We're cornered! -What do we do now?

[stairs creaking]

-[cackling] -Quick! The bedroom!

[thunderclap]

[Halmoni] Come on, family.

It's okay.

-I forgive you. -[music fades]

Oh, hear that? Sounds like Halmoni's all--

[screams]

[all] Oh no!

Oh! Ooh... Ooh! [pleased grunts]

[Will yelps]

Here's Halmoni!

[cackles]

I must protect my family!

[shrieks]

[yells]

Oh my!

Follow me.

Nyah!

[thud]

[eerie, dramatic music playing]

-[thunderclap] -[wind howling]

Let's go, family!

[thunderclap]

[grunting]

[thunderclap]

-[music turns heroic] -Huh!

[yells triumphantly]

-Gimme a hand! Oh! -[sticky hand snaps]

[cackling]

[screams] Cut my butt off!

Cut my butt off!

Not today, Mom!

[cackling]

[all grunt]

[yelps, hisses]

-We did it! -[all cheering]

We can still make it to the screening!

[thunder crashing]

[hopeful music playing]

[music fades]

[panting]

We're here... for the McFisty screening.

Uh... security?

There's some crazy people at the front.

Gimme my tickets! I need to see McFisty!

[gloomy music playing]

[sighs] Looks like we got what we deserved.

One hundo percent.

[all] Halmoni?

What are you doing here?

I got arrested for selling bootleg dolls.

Wait! That doll we broke earlier was fake?

What about it being a family heirloom?

-I lied. -[doll shatters]

[all groaning]

Well, at least we're all here together as a family.

Should we jailbreak as family?

[mischievous chuckle]

[dramatic sting plays]

[theme music playing]

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together, we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪ [echoes]

[soft music playing]

[lens whirring]

[cooing]

[squawk]

[squawking]

-Jack! -[screams]

Oh. Sorry, Lily.

I got lost in the sauce.

What's up?

I think you're in their shot.

Oh, sorry!

[panting]

[mellow music playing]

[kids laughing]

What's going on? Looks like everyone's filming or something.

It's probably that film festival thing.

[music halts]

[Jack] We...

have...

a film festival?!

Yup.

Why didn't you tell me?

Oh yeah! That's, like, your thing.

This is it! My big break!

I have to call my mom! [cackles]

He's kind of a mama's boy, huh?

Hear me out, LAD.

I say we go big with our movie.

It could be about horses kissing!

Ooh! I'll choreograph the music numbers!

LAD is making a big-budget action blockbuster!

I'll find some horses!

[Jack] This is gonna be my moment to shine!

I'm so excited!

[grunts]

It's all been building up to this.

Oh, Jack, I'm so happy for you!

I bet you have an amazing story to share.

Uh... wazzuh?

Yeah, that feeling of sharing

your story with the world

and seeing it resonate with people!

It's why we do it, you know?

[flatly] Yes.

-I do know. -Oh, shoot.

My camera guy is stuck in the quicksand again.

-Hey, Jack! -Ugh!

I'll have to call you back later, Jack.

-Good luck! -[laptop beeps]

Pfft, story?

I got tons of story.

I mean, look at all this amazing footage

I got this summer!

[beep]

Nyeh... [mumbles]

Hmm... I guess most of my filming this summer

has been kinda random.

Ah! I guess it's time old Jacky Dubs finds his story!

-[uneasy music playing] -[eerie ticking]

[slurping]

Ahhh.

Disgusting.

The local cafe.

A calling ground for failing undergrads

and aspiring filmmakers to go on their laptops

and pretend to work.

Hey! C'mon, man.

But not me! Not Jack! [chuckles]

I'm here to write the next great American script.

Ha! Easy.

[light jazz plays on cafe speakers]

Welp! That was good enough for today.

Probably time for a break.

-[uneasy music] -[eerie ticking]

My story...

My story...

My stirry...

Mystery!

Ugh! I lost it.

-[liquid sloshing outside] -Hmm?

Alright! You're all gooped up and ready to go!

Aw, yeah, baby!

Ooh! Perhaps an outsider's view would be helpful!

-[flame whooshing] -[Dirk screaming]

So when did you find your story?

Honestly, Boy Lil?

I didn't even think about it.

Just came from the heart.

You must know about that, eh, Mister Director?

[forced chuckle] Yeah.

-Alright, Jack, let it rip, man! -[beep]

[Dirk screams, grunts]

Aw, man! Sorry, buddy, the camera wasn't on.

-Let's just reset! -[Dirk groans]

I just need to sleep on it.

Find my own POV.

-[uneasy music] -[eerie ticking]

[smooching]

And... cut!

Oh, hey! What's good, Jacky boy?

-Hi! -'Sup.

How's that film going? Oh, what am I saying?

You're probably already done.

[nervous chuckle] Yeah. Uh, yeah.

Yeah, we're gonna start filming soon,

so if you can clear the set, that'd be great.

Start... filming!

The story will come!

So easy!

[maniacal laughter]

Alright, Debs, let's get that neigh with feeling!

[panting]

Maybe the story of one bug's journey to redemption?

Ugh, dumb!

[upbeat, ominous music]

-[shrieks] -How society pressures

middle-aged women to settle down?

[grumbles] That's been done before!

Middle-aged?

[ominous ticking]

[yelps]

Do something!

[whimpering]

[hums pitifully]

-Bah! -[whimpers]

-[ticking] -Bad! Boring!

Try-hard!

Lazy!

No! No!

No! No!

No, no, no, no, no!

No! No!

-[uneasy music continues] -[rapid ticking]

[music fades]

[Lily laughs] Yeah!

Wow! I cannot believe we finished our film in time!

That was so much work!

We're gonna rock that festival tomorrow!

Aw, yeah!

Celebratory boba?

Um, yes, please!

Jack, wanna come with?

[hisses]

[panting]

What am I gonna do?

-Come on, come on, come on! -[beep]

[dog barking on laptop]

-[person coughing] -This is...

-[cat meows] -This is nothing!

This isn't a story!

Maybe I just gotta film more.

[tutting] Don't touch me, you uncultured swine!

Please! I just need more time!

You think time's gonna fix your film?

Face it! You have nothing!

-[giggles] -Come back here!

Catch me! I'm running!

I'm a camera! [blows raspberry]

-Hard left! -[Jack groans]

-[male voice] Jack! -Huh?

Failing to make a film isn't very rad, Jack!

I thought you understood the theatrical arts, Jack!

Fist!

Please! I can do it! I'm not a failure!

[Alice] Jack! Jack! How could you?

I thought you wanted to be a filmmaker?

I expected more from my son!

You think you're gonna change the world

with something like this?

No!

[gasps]

[groans]

What time is it?

Oh no! No, no, no, no, no, no!

[beep]

-[dramatic music sting] -I... missed the deadline.

Oh, I'm sorry!

I was looking for my son!

Not a future superstar filmmaker!

[laughing]

[nervous chuckle]

That's me!

That's right! It is you!

[laughing]

[manic laughter]

[sighs]

[woman] Tonight is the night!

Everyone is abuzz to see what films

Canyon Valleyans have created!

[gasps] This just in!

Beef is here! Uh, hurry, Marty! Get the shot!

-Get the shot! Beef! -[crowd cheering]

Beef, over here!

[majestic music playing]

Min, I swear,

it's like glued on there or something.

We're so excited to see your film, Jack!

Yeah! We finally get to see the masterpiece!

[gasps] It's starting!

[eerie score music playing]

[eerie child's laughter]

-[thunderclap] -[bug chittering]

-[slicing chop] -[crowd groans]

-[squelching, splattering] -[gags]

[vomiting]

[eerie screeching]

[hacking chops]

[upbeat score playing]

[music distorts, intensifies]

[Chuck] You ready, buddy?

[engine revving]

[Petunia squawks]

-[tires screech] -[Dirk screams]

[crowd gasping, screaming]

-[scattered explosions in movie] -[baby crying]

[Beef] Le boeuf est reveille.

Il regarde autour de lui,

mais il est seul...

desespoir...

tellement de desespoir.

-[scattered sobs in audience] -[Beef chuckles]

[teeth clacking rapidly]

[Beef] Le boeuf n'est plus seul.

[crowd cheering wildly]

I think we're next!

-Yeah, that's us! -[squeals]

[Lily] Lil' Stinker!

[light music playing]

[Anusha] Hello.

[Debs] Goodbye.

-Uh, how do I turn this off? -[camera beeps]

-[lights thud on] -[faint scattered applause]

[Lily] Wow! What a rush!

We have so many people to thank!

-I'd like to thank my mom! -[microphone feedback]

And, uh, all the horses in the whole wide world!

Alright, girls, let's keep it moving.

I'll take my check in the mail!

And that was our last film.

Thanks for coming out, everyone!

[applause]

Wait, what about Jack's film?

Jack?

-[crickets chirping] -[dog barks in distance]

-[gentle music plays] -[sighs]

Huh. I wonder what's gotten into him.

Maybe I should go talk to him.

He probably just needs his space.

He'll talk when he's ready.

Jack? You doing okay, buddy?

I'm going back to bed.

Wake me up in a day or two.

Or not.

Who cares?

Okay, that's it.

-I'm gonna talk to him. -Let me get this one, Dad.

Hey, buddy.

How ya doin'?

[Jack] Go away.

[in singsong] Jack!

Come on!

Let's get up!

Leave me alone.

[soft music playing]

Uh-oh! Better come and stop me!

I'm goofing off with your camera.

[Jack] Ugh, I hate that thing.

But that's, like, your thing.

I don't know what my thing is!

All I had to do was find a story,

and guess what, I don't have one!

The one chance I get to be a filmmaker like my mom,

and I just blank.

So... what's the point?

Oh.

[laptop beeps]

Is this what you've been filming all summer?

Lil! Stop! Wait!

[grunting]

It's terrible. Don't watch it!

-Shh! -[Jack groans]

[Lily] Whoa!

[chuckles]

[gasps] No way! I can't believe you filmed that!

Oh man, I look so cool!

Aw, c'mon, Dad, don't lick that!

-Oh, geez. -[splatting on laptop]

You... like it?

Uh, yeah!

You literally captured our whole summer!

-But... there's no story. -I dunno.

Each one of these moments seem to tell a story to me.

Plus, this is your movie, not your mom's.

[car horn honking on laptop]

Now grab a seat, and let's watch this thing!

-[fireworks popping on laptop] -So how long is it?

-Thirty-seven hours. -[chuckles]

Yeah, okay, alright.

Guys! There's an old man at Beavers Bend

drinking creek sludge!

We gotta go check it out!

We're so in!

Unless Jack wants to stay home?

Hmm...

I'm in!

Woo-hoo! Let's go!

[Jack] Okay, yeah!

I hope he's still alive!

[camera beeps off]

[theme music playing]

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you Together we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪