Original subtitles

After all these years,

I finally have you in the palm of my hand.

Oh, you poor, innocent, tiny little boy...

It is I who has you

in the palm of my hand!

Hey, kids, we're h--

-[sticky hands snapping] -[both yelling]

-[sticky hands slapping] -Kids!

I'm gonna slap the beans outta ya!

-[Lily] Yah! -[crashing]

Kids!

[screeching]

Ugh!

Ugh!

Kids!

Wassup, daddy-o?

Uh, honey, we talked about your anger.

Breathe it out.

[sighs]

See, I know you're having fun,

but it's time to put the hands away now.

-[gasps] -What?

Do I have something on my face?

[squealing]

-[dramatic musical stinger] -Out!

If I so much as see those hands again

you're both in big trouble!

Listen to your mother.

[both grumbling]

[theme music playing]

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together, we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪ [echoes]

Aw, man. What are we gonna do with our whole day now?

Ooh! Vintage penny!

That's something you don't-- Ugh...

Oops, how did that happen?

I dunno, sometimes stuff just happens.

It's not like Mom said we can't play.

Yeah, just as long as they don't see it.

[gasps] Dual wielding?

You've got two hands and two faces!

Yah!

Yah!

[swords clashing]

[both grunting]

Quit it! Wait, ow!

-[car alarm wailing] -[screeching]

[dramatic yelling]

Oof! Huh?

Yah!

[power building]

[both yelling]

[sticky hand twangs]

Ahh! [grunts]

Jack, time-out.

Jack! Time-out!

My hand is stuck to...

Chuck's house.

Just pull it.

[Lily straining] I'm... trying!

[sharp grunt]

Oops. Wow, these really are sticky.

Here, let me help.

All we gotta do is use mine as a counter-force.

And then yank hard.,

Okay, makes sense to me!

One, two, three!

[metal creaking]

[crashing]

-Maybe he won't noti-- -[loud rumbling]

-[gasps] -Geez!

Jack! If Mom and Dad find out

we were slap-fighting, we're done for.

-And destroying Chuck's house? -[splutters]

Put those away!

Quick, follow my lead.

Whoa, Chuck! Did you feel that earthquake?

Shook the whole neighborhood,

but looks like it only got your house!

Wow!

It did?

-It was? -Yeah!

Must've been one of those super rare mini-quakes.

Yeah, makes sense.

[Chuck sobbing]

Kids, are you okay?

What-- What happened?

Chuck, your house is all messed up!

I know!

This'll take weeks to fix!

And I got nowhere else to go...

Mom, Dad, can Chuck stay with us?

At least for a few days. Till his house gets fixed?

W-what? You mean it?

Whoa! That's very kind, kids, but, uh...

But our house is crowded enough as it is.

C'mon!

He's got nowhere else to go!

-It's our responsibility-- -Not that we're responsible!

[laughs nervously]

Just, like, as good neighbors!

It's okay. I get it.

I don't wanna put you out.

I'll just go check the dump.

Maybe I can find, you know,

a soft wet pile of garbage...

[sentimental music playing]

[both sigh]

Fine, he can stay.

-Whoo! Yeah! That's awesome! -For now!

Thanks so much, my favorite neighbors!

You won't even notice I'm here!

-Whoo-hoo! -[door slams]

Why is he bringing all those hot dogs?

[eerie, suspenseful music plays]

[music fades]

[humming]

First dibs on the bathroom!

[mellow vocals playing]

Hot dog?

[music fades]

Alright, that's it.

House or no house, Chuck's gotta go.

Okay, yeah, he's annoying, but he's in a tough spot.

We feel bad!

Honestly, you two have done

more than enough.

He should be thanking you.

What do you have to feel bad about?

No, just... we feel bad about, uh... your hair!

And we just wanted to do some good...

-Uh, karma! -Yeah!

Bring the universe back into balance... and junk.

Well, that is very thoughtful, kids,

but I think you're all good there.

Five days of Chuck is enough to make anyone a saint.

-Felt like two years... -Welp!

-I will go tell him to get out-- -Wait!

Maybe Jack and I should break the news.

You know, let him down gently.

He deserves that much.

At least he's easy to find.

Chuck! Big man!

-[chuckles] Friendo! -[Chuck belches]

[chomping] Shower dog?

They're extra delicious when they're damp.

Oof. Bad news, actually.

Halmoni's parents are in town for their...

-Um... -200th birthday!

And we don't have room for everyone, so...

[emotional music playing]

C'mon, say something...

[emotional music builds]

I read you loud and clear.

Guess you did everything you could.

Phew. Thanks a million, Chuck.

That Chuck's a real one.

-I've always said that-- -[Chuck] Here!

Let me get the door for ya.

[both grunt]

You knew? You knew this whole time?

Yes, strange that I found this in the debris

of my destroyed home.

And strange that you two happened to be right there

when the so-called "mini-quake" happened.

Was it you two who tore my house down?

[both yelp]

How did you figure us out?

I have my ways.

[coughs, retches]

I should have known better.

Nobody ever lets Chuck stay for no reason.

It was just really nice pretending to have a family

and home...

[sniffles] Y'know, 'cause you destroyed mine.

[tender music plays]

We're really sorry, Chuck!

But we'll be grounded till high school

if Mom and Dad find out we were slap fighting!

And that we wrecked your house!

Did we mention we're really sorry about that?

[both wailing] Sorry!

Please, please, please don't tell our parents!

-Have mercy! -I'll tell you what.

Let me stay for the weekend, we'll call it even.

-Wow! Chuck, really? -You mean it?

Yeah, I'm not trying to jam you up.

I just love living with you guys!

Best week of my life!

My lonely... lonely life.

[Jack] It's just for this weekend, then he's gone!

Your room will be off-limits.

He'll stay in ours.

Yeah, we'll clean up after him!

You won't even notice he's here.

You'd do all that? For Chuck?

-Is that a yes? -He can stay?

-I mean, I guess, but... -Why?

I dunno.

He really grows on you.

-Like a zit. -Or fungus.

[upbeat funky music playing]

[mellow vocals playing]

[music fades]

We made your night dogs.

Can we finally go to bed--

-[yells] -[error message beeping]

Aah!

I told him he could use my computer

but only if I was in the room.

[mouse clicking]

[powering down]

[growling] That's it! He's outta here!

Lily? Lily?

Don't fall apart on me now.

Just a few more hours of Chuck

and we're in the clear.

[grumbles] You're right.

We can do this.

And hey, look on the bright side.

-You can always replace-- -[fizzling]

[dramatic musical stinger]

[in deep voice] Lily, forget everything I said.

[yelling] Chuck!

[Chuck] Ah! No!

Come at me! Ahh!

Let me stay! Let me stay!

You'll be gone before they're back.

Well how 'bout I just give them a call?

Allow me!

Honestly, I'd rather be grounded till I'm 50

than live with you for another minute!

Yeah, we get that you're lonely, but come on, man!

[sticky hand snaps]

[mockingly] Aww! Chuck's so lonely!

[cackling] You suckers!

-Wait, what? -I love being alone!

Whether it's in mine or someone else's house!

Good grief, he's a monster...

I've already driven your parents out and changed the locks.

Now all that's left... is you two!

Hi-yah!

[both scream]

This is my house now!

[Chuck cackling]

[crashing]

What's wrong with him?

I think it's the hand! It's taken over!

I'll never leave!

[Chuck cackling]

[both] No!

[both yelp]

What do we do?

I dunno! I dunno!

Jack, no! We can't!

They're too powerful!

We'll tear our house down,

and then we'll be grounded for eternity!

You're... you're right.

If we don't, we won't have a house

to tear down and get grounded for eternity in!

[crashing in background]

[dramatic music playing]

One last time...

[both] For the house!

It's miiiine!

[both yelling]

It was so nice to get out

and eat something besides hot dogs.

Yeah, I mean, those corn dogs? So refreshing.

Huh. That's weird. My key--

[zapping, booming]

[coughing]

[Chuck snarling]

[gentle music playing]

Wha... Wha?

Hey, what happened to your house?

Okay, we should really never play with these things again.

-Agreed. -[lock clicks]

[chuckles] What?

Another mini-quake? What the honk?

-[sound of kettle whistling] -[grumbling]

Min, remember your breathing.

[Jack and Lily chuckling nervously]

Oh, hey, y'all wanna stay at my vacation house?

[emotional music playing]

[gasps]

[in Korean]

-[all gasping] -Before the funeral?

[in Korean]

[dramatic clanging]

[all exclaiming]

[in Korean]

-[K-drama theme music plays] -[all gasp]

-Come on! -Hurry, Lily!

Alright, alright, alright!

We watched 15... so...

[error beeping]

It's... not there?

Ah, whoops!

-Did I miss the finale? -Pfft.

What do you care? You don't even like K-dramas.

What? I do so!

I just feel like they don't take themselves seriously

as a creative medium.

Philistine.

Bad news! There was trouble on set

and director and actor have a big fight!

Shoot was canceled

and show was released without finale episode!

-[gasping] -[deflating sound]

How can they give up when they were so close?

Well, I don't know the details, but I'm a bit of a film buff.

I know that making media

is extremely difficult and complicated.

And if you don't have a strong creative vision,

the entire production can grind to a halt.

But you know, after all, they're only human.

[gasps] That's it!

They're only human!

Just like us!

That wasn't really the point.

If they won't finish the show, we will!

[all] Ooh!

[Lily] Mom as Soyoon,

Dad as Jinsoo,

Halmoni on special effects,

Charlie on camera,

and me as master director.

We're making a K-drama!

[theme music playing]

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together, we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪ [echoes]

Testing, testing, check. Check, one, two, three.

[Will vocalizing]

Oh. Sorry, Jack.

Did you want to work on it too?

I just figured you wouldn't want to.

No, no, you're right.

It's not really my thing.

I'll just take my years of filmmaking expertise

and stand in the corner in case you need any help.

Why would I need help?

I have a strong creative vision.

Now, where were we?

Ah, yes. Take it from the top!

Is the boom out of the shot?

-Charlie? -[blows raspberry]

Boom is clear. Ready when you are!

I can't believe I will be married today.

This is the very same day

as my ex-boyfriend's funeral.

Can you believe it, Jinsoo?

Jinsoo?

[whimpering]

[heartbeat pounding]

[uneasy music plays]

Dad?

[Will groaning]

Your line?

[retching loudly]

[Lily] Cut, cut, cut!

What the heck was that, Dad?

I don't know what happened.

I-I opened my mouth,

but the words don't come out.

Maybe special effect will help!

Um, that wasn't really what I was thinking but... okay!

Let's give it a shot!

Immerse yourself in the scene

and the words will come right out.

Let's run it again!

Cue effects!

[zapping]

I can't believe I will be married today.

This is the very same day as my ex-boyfriend's funeral.

As my ex-boyfriend's funeral?

[whimpering]

[heartbeat pounding]

-[whimpering continues] -[uneasy music plays]

[Will retching loudly]

[screaming]

Can I talk to you for a second?

We're already behind and still have

three more scenes before lunch.

We gotta move on or we'll blow the budget!

Oh, yeah. The budget.

I kinda wanted to get more coverage here, but...

Okay! Moving on!

[tender music playing]

[whimpering]

[all groaning]

Ugh! Maybe I should just get Charlie to do it.

May I offer a suggestion?

You've got to massage the actor's ego.

Tell them they're special.

Tell them they're doing a great job.

But he's not doing a great job.

All he's supposed to do is say the words,

and he's not doing that!

Trust me, this is how it works.

-Hey, Dad. -A-am I back on?

No, I just wanted to say...

You're doing a... a great job!

And you're... [gulps] very special!

[blubbering] That means so much to me!

I swear I'm gonna do it real good this time! [sobs]

This had better work.

Don't worry, it'll work.

Action!

Okay, okay...

[sharp inhale]

[zapping]

If only Soyoon saw things as I did.

Her mind would be clear, her heart full.

I am the only one worthy of her love.

[twinkling]

That was... really good!

-Great! Moving on! -[Will] Wait!

I liked that.

I'd like to do another.

Nope. I think we got it, Dad.

You don't think I deserve a second take?

Fine, one more time.

You won't be sorry!

Moving on!

And... action!

What to do!

Jinsoo promises me his heart,

but mine already belongs-- [yelps]

[booming, crashing]

Halmoni, what are you doing?

Smoke help with romantic scene!

Is that true? Maybe that's true.

Where'd you get the money for all those fireworks?

-Is this where the budget went? -I like the smoke.

They should go off every time my character speaks.

Special effects aren't necessary in a true emotional story.

Um... Okay.

What if we have a small,

budget-friendly amount of fireworks

that are both tasteful

but somewhat exciting?

-Yeah. -Terrible idea.

No.

My brain hurts.

I think I need a snack.

Always keep a banana on set

in case hunger strikes.

But I hate bananas.

[dramatic upbeat music playing]

[all squawking]

[all squawking]

[all squawking]

[Charlie screeches]

[music pulses loudly]

Stop!

Everybody just... stop.

Stop.

I already light rocket.

I'm going to launch this bad boy anyway.

Well! There goes the banana budget.

-[Charlie screeches] -[scoffs] I'll be in my trailer.

-[firework whooshes] -Okay... let's wrap early.

Filmmaking process more complicated

than you expected, hm?

[whimpers]

[meekly] Just a smidge.

[tsks] Hmm.

I'm having an idea.

I can fix this.

I'll explain everything tomorrow.

[mellow music playing]

[alarm clock beeping]

[groans]

[groaning]

[Jack chuckling menacingly]

Jack, what do you think you're doing?

I told you I knew how to fix everything.

And the answer... is me.

I was thinking... co-director?

-Whoa! -No! I don't need a co-director!

I'm directing!

Directing what, Lily?

The project is in shambles.

Your mom is holding the camera hostage

until you get the budget under control.

Halmoni is literally fighting with the fire marshal.

-The crew is on strike. -[screeching]

And Dad locked himself in the trailer

because he doesn't believe

in the creative direction of the project.

You're right. The production is spiraling out of control.

And it's all my fault!

All because this production lacked a certain...

creative vision.

That's why I'm here.

I have so many ideas to get this show back on track.

And sure, we may need to make some creative sacrifices.

But it's no big deal. After all...

[in menacing slow voice] It's just a K-drama.

Just a K-drama?

-[emotional music plays] -No.

It's so much more!

It's been our favorite show for years.

It makes us laugh. It makes us cry.

It makes us feel things we've never felt before.

And if watching a K-drama makes me feel so good,

then why does making one make me feel so bad?

Where did I go wrong?

[in Korean]

You're right, Soyoon!

I can still make this work!

I just have to trust in my creative vision!

[both] I must be true to myself!

Thanks, Soyoon!

Uhh...

Hey there, Jack. Coming up with ideas about the script?

Yeah, actually-- [grunts]

I'm doing this my way!

[upbeat music playing]

[blows raspberry]

Alright, everybody! Cue car!

[horn honks, engine revs]

Cue effects!

[tires screeching]

[firing, crackling]

[booming]

I've got a decision to make.

[lively pop music with Korean vocals plays]

I am not dead!

And I still love you!

[twinkling]

You want a job?

[gasps]

Let's pick up the pace!

We're losing daylight!

[panting]

[pop music continues]

No! Do I still mean so little to you?

[shudders happily]

It's not a dream!

If it were, it wouldn't be so painful.

[all gasp]

[all groan]

[all laugh]

[all gasp]

And my decision...

for who I will love...

for who I will promise my heart is...

[dramatic music playing]

[Lily] Myself.

[all gasp]

-[laughter] -Wow!

-So good! -Whoo-hoo!

We are so talented!

Don't look at me! I'm not crying!

Mm-hm!

-[chuckles] We did good. -[tablet beeps]

Wait! Are you pirating our episode?

What? Sharing is caring.

[emotional music plays on TV]

[Lily on TV] Myself!

[sobbing]

[phone dialing, line ringing]

[in Korean]

[actors exclaiming]

[ending theme playing]

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you Together we can't lose ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪