Original subtitles

[theme music playing]

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together we get close ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you Me and you ♪♪

-[birds chirping] -[kids laughing]

You boys ready to order?

I'm gonna hit the bathroom first.

Sounds good, buddy!

[all] LAD! LAD! LAD!

LAD!

Oh, hey, Jack.

Could I get three triple berry blends?

-And add-- -Two pumps vanilla.

Three for Debs. She's got a sweet tooth.

-And-- -Dairy-free for Anusha

or else she'll spend all day [chuckles] y'know...

-[farting noises] -[laughter]

[sighs]

Whoa...

Super secret best friend handshake?

I'm thinking, super secret best friend handshake.

[in unison] We're best friends!

[screaming]

He doesn't have a best friend.

How do you live like that?

It must be so lonely.

[laughing]

Alrighty, I'll take the, uh...

We'll take two of the Jack specials.

Uh, I was gonna say strawberry.

Trust me, you're gonna love this.

'Cause you're my best friend.

Whoa... Secret handshake, coming through.

[fart sound]

[Debs] No way!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

A sleepover!

You guys are reading my mind.

[laughing]

Hey, so after this, I was gonna--

Have a sleepover with me?

No. I was gonna go pick up my grandma's medicine.

Ho, ho, ho, good ol' Granny Beef.

She's a dawg!

What?

[Lily] Boom!

Mom says you guys are good to sleep over.

-Oh, yeah! [giggles] -Yeah, baby!

Ah, here it is. You're gonna love this, buddy.

-[both slurp] -[groans]

Ugh! It tastes like baked beans.

Jack special.

Refried beans, smoked beans, and barbecue beans.

-[groans] -[soft fart]

Beans make my tummy hurt... [farting, groans]

Uh-oh, looks like he's gonna...

[in unison] Rip and drip! Jinx! Triple Jinx!

-[laughter] -[retching]

[retches]

-[Beef farting] -Sorry, Beef!

Are you ready for a dance party movie marathon slumberama?

Tag, you're it. Chase me!

-[chuckles] -Oh, Lil.

I, uh, I... I too have plans.

I'm gonna go, uh, catch up with the boys. Ha.

I'll see ya later.

Alright, well catch ya later then.

[in unison] LAD! LAD! LAD! Yay, LAD!

[gulping]

[burps loudly]

Lily thinks she's so cool with her best friends.

Whatever!

I could have best friends

if I didn't make them poop their pants.

Ugh! I wish I had best friends.

Friendships are complicated, Mr. Red.

Bleh!

Ehh!

-Woo, woo, woo, woo! -Woo, woo, woo, woo!

Aw, man, you guys seem tight.

How do you get that?

Friendship will not be handed to you, Mr. Red.

You must take it, demand it.

Make yourself known. Trust me.

Fine. You wanna hang out?

No. I've already got plans.

I'm delivering a top secret shipment of Julp,

a drink so sweet it's banned by the government.

And I've already got a best friend.

-Woo, woo, woo! -Woo, woo, woo!

[Mr. Bo and Vlad howling]

And now, the LAD roll call.

-L! -A!

D!

[in unison] LAD!

[all laughing]

Yo, thought you had plans.

Oh. Yeah I, uh, gotta go grab something for the boys.

Mmm-hmm. You know you can hang out if you want.

-Anusha, Debs... -Depends.

Can he handle it?

Oh, it's okay, I don't wanna...

Make yourself known, known, known...

Well, I can probably catch the boys another time.

Let it be known that Jack will join LAD.

-Uh... Join? -Uh... Join?

Don't worry, he's not joining LAD.

He's just hanging out.

Maybe we can even call ourselves J-LAD.

-Sounds catchy. -[girls] Ugh...

[whimsical music playing over computer game]

Logan said I was the problem

even though he started it, like always.

-So annoying. -Typical Logan.

Sounds like he's not friendship material like us four.

I say ditch the chump. Right, J-LAD?

Uh... Logan's my brother?

Well, at least he ain't your half-brother.

Heh, right, Lily?

[chuckles] Uh... Ah, it's closing.

Ah, stop it.

[dissonant noise playing over TV]

[all burp, giggle]

Let's vote on the next movie.

-One, two, three... -[all] Horror!

Mumblecore!

What even is that?

Uh, it's a sub-genre of film where, uh--

-Horror! -Ugh, too late.

-Ya split the vote. -Forget the movie.

I've got a better idea.

Thinking what I'm thinking?

[in unison] Root beer float!

Wait, where's all the root beer?

Ooh... I had the last of that yesterday.

Sorry.

-Aw! -Oh, man!

This is an outrage!

It undermines one of the most sacred LAD traditions.

Is there even a point to a sleepover

with no sugary drinks?

[in unison] LAD is sad.

Wait, I can get us some Julp.

Julp?

Didn't they take that stuff off the market?

Eh, let's just say my boy Vlad's got the hook-ups.

No way, man, this whole thing sounds super sketchy.

No, it's legit.

He told me we can have some for free.

-I've always wanted to try Julp. -Yeah, I'm super down for that.

-[both] Julp! -Welp, LAD has spoken.

You may have just saved the night.

[panting]

Oof.

Okay, Jack, where are you taking us?

Yeah, this all seems sus.

I think we should bail.

No, no! Vlad said it was chill. I promise.

-[engine starts] -Huh?

Y'all ready to get Julp'd?

-Why is it in a truck? -[rattling]

J-LAD! After that truck!

[all] For the Julp! [panting]

[panting]

Whoa!

[all grunting, shouting]

Look alive, J-LAD.

-Okay, we're goin' in. -[Lily] Jack.

What are we doing at this random house?

Yeah, I'm not usually allowed out this late.

J-LAD.

This is just a small communication issue

with ole Vladdy.

We'll be in 'n' out in two minutes.

We can't just break into a random house, Jack.

We won't. But John Calm will. Eh? Eh?

-Who is that? -Ugh, don't ask.

I've got extras.

[doorbell dings]

Uh, can I help you?

Ay, big cat. We lot are in a dire need of a quench.

Care to pop a fizzy for us?

Oh!

Hey, Axel, your cousins are here.

Hey!

C'mon in.

Just, uh, house rules, and enjoy the party.

House rules?

And what does he mean by "party"?

It's fine, just go with it.

[sniffs]

-Growin' and showin', son. -Nice.

[announcer] Rated Teens only.

Hey, that's us.

This is a... a...

teenager party!

Jack, we should go. This is too dangerous.

N-No. We're so close.

We just gotta find the Julp. Maybe there's a kitchen.

Want any coffee?

-[kids scream] -Whoa, wait.

[panting]

Huh?

Julp!

[panting]

Whoa...

Teenager room.

No, no, no, no, no!

LAD, it's gonna be okay.

Jack and I get in worse scrapes all the time.

But we don't.

LAD adventures are fun and goofy.

This is scary and real.

[gasps] Quick, over here.

Aw, man. Where did they go?

[whimpering]

Almost there. [grunts]

-[gasps] -Hey!

[grunts]

I know what you're trying to do. And you won't get away with it.

-Ow! -[panting]

Hey, cuz.

Oop.

Oh, J-LAD, it's just you. I got the Julp.

-Duoah? -Who cares about Julp?

You scared my friends. And ruined our sleepover.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...

Why are you being so selfish?

I just wanted best friends.

BFF's with inside jokes and special rules,

I never had anything like that.

Jack, LAD wasn't built in a day.

Best friendships take time.

I hated Lily when we met in 2nd grade.

-I put gum in her hair. -That was you?

You can't make someone be your bestie.

It happens naturally.

Just be yourself and trust the process.

Thanks.

You think you can sneak something like this by me?!

Think again.

I'm politely asking you to leave.

House rules state no shoes in the house.

And y'all disrespected that. Rules are important.

Yeah, we love rules.

Teenagers are so emotionally unstable.

-If I'm growin'... -I'm showin'.

[laughter]

Ah, sorry again about ruining the sleepover.

It's fine.

Yeah, we'll probably remember this night forever.

-And we got some Julp. -True dat, true dat.

TBH, it's kinda nasty.

Yeah, it kinda tastes like a battery.

In that case, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Ah, here we go.

Um, take today's adventure as a lesson

to improve our character relationships?

-Yeah, that's not bad. -I didn't think of that at all.

Probably better for us in the long run.

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together we get close ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you Me and you ♪♪

-[horn toots outside] -[both gasp]

The bee truck!

-Grandpa! Granny! -Yay...

Ugh...

[chuckles] Get over here, ya little munchkins.

Aw, I missed you.

-Granny! -Granny!

It is so good to see you together for once, ay?

Hey, Mom and Pops. What are you doin' in town?

Just makin' a little pit stop

on our way back from the Bee Keepin' Convention.

Oh, we were all the buzz in Vegas.

[chuckles]

Speaking of buzz, I found an old picture of your dad.

-You married weak, Minju. -Hey.

-Who's the other guy? -That's Little Henry.

He became a farmhand after your dad left home.

Well, in fact, Little Henry took-- Oh!

Oof! Oh, Sweetie, threw my back out.

Oh, dear. Again?

Oh, yeah, farm work's been catching up with us.

Oh, I think retirement's calling my name.

Let me help you with that.

[Grandpa] Oh, boy, yeah. Thank you, son.

Do you think Grandpa really meant that about retirement?

What do you think will happen to the bees?

And all the honey?

What any grandparent would do...

hand bee farm over to favorite grandchild.

With great inheritance comes great power.

[buzzing]

[woman] Oh, no! My baby's stuck in a tree.

Who could get up there to save him?

[Jack] I can!

[woman] Bee Boy!

[whimpers]

[Jack] Here's your baby, ma'am. Safe and sound.

[woman] You're our hero, Bee Boy.

[Jack] No problem, honey.

[people screaming]

[screaming]

[laughs]

[Lily] All hail the Queen Bee!

-That bee farm will be all mine. -That bee farm will be all mine.

[both laughing]

Oh, I'm sorry, Jack.

What an embarrassing way for you

to find out that the farm is going to me.

You don't seriously think they would leave the farm to you?

Can't even make your bed.

You don't even have a bed.

Whatever.

Grandpa and Grandma will decide who inherits the bee empire.

Oh, they'll decide, all right.

And they will choose me!

[both growling]

[birds chirping]

Oh, uh, good morning there, Lil.

Oh, hey. Whatcha up to?

Good morning, Grandfather and Grandmother.

Thought I'd share my favorite breakfast

with my favorite people.

Stack of fresh honeycombs

drenched in honey and a glass of honey.

Oop, lemme top you off there.

-Say when. -Eh, thank you, sweetie...

What can I say?

I just can't get enough of that sweet, sweet honey.

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

That's weird.

Oh, my, uh, this is lovely.

Say, where's the other little goof?

Jack? Family meals aren't high on his list of priorities.

-So unreliable, right? -[Jack] Mornin', everyone.

-Sorry I'm late. -Augh! [coughs]

Was up at sunrise milkin' the bees.

[grunts]

Milking?

That's quite a bit of honey, dear sister.

Why don't you save some for the hive?

What are you saying, dear brother?

Only that your selfish all-honey diet

might hurt our beloved bees.

[grunts]

Hey, what's gotten into you two?

Oh, don't mind Lil.

All this honey's just gotten to her head.

[growls]

Well, at least I know you can't milk a honeybee!

[chuckles]

So ignorant.

"Can't milk a honeybee." [gasps] You hear that?

Some honeybees are in trouble!

[gasps] Look!

The beehive is attached to a compromised branch.

We gotta save those bees.

Did you tie that beehive up there with a rope?

For the bees!

Jack, honey, are you okay?

Don't worry about me. I'll save the...

[screams]

Oh, hon. Just relax for a bit, okay?

Well, uh eh, you gotta be more careful around bees.

-We'll check on you soon, bud. -[door closes]

[sloshy footsteps]

Back off, dear brother.

The bee farm is mine!

I'm the oldest. It's rightfully mine.

[growls]

Stand down, Nave.

-You want some more, hippie? -[Jack screams]

[kids screaming and grunting]

What's gotten into you two? Explain.

He thinks he's inheriting the bee farm.

She thinks she's inheriting the bee farm.

[laughing]

Do you kids have any idea how hard it is to run a bee farm?

Besides, I know my parents

and they'd never give that farm away.

[Grandpa] Holy Hooftah!

What's that?

We've got some news!

We've been pullin' honey for a long while now,

and it's about time we hung up the ol' smoker and--

Big Honey is putting an offer on the bee farm.

Did you say Big Honey?

Yeah. You know, Big Honey.

Coming by later to sign the official paperwork.

Okay, we gotta make a few calls.

Wait, what's Big Honey?

-Does that mean big money? -Wow.

I never thought Mom and Pops

would sell to a major corporation.

Do you know what this means?

-[Lily] Fresh delivery. -[Jack] From Big Honey.

[Will] Oh, life is so much sweeter with honey money.

Wait what?.

No way you're selling the bee farm

to some faceless corporation.

Yeah! Capitalist sellouts.

Oh, uh, sorry.

But Grandma and Grandpa are already selling.

And we'll be making sure nothing stops them.

What are we gonna do with all that cash?

Let's put it in a pool,

fill it with money, and swim in it.

Halmoni! Why didn't you say anything?

Eh. Halmoni most elder.

So I get taken care of either way.

Ugh! If the farm goes to Big Honey,

we'll be totally cut out.

Yeah. And I'll never get my beemech suit.

-What? -What?

Lily, we can't let them sell.

We have to work together to delay this deal.

May the best kid win later.

Right now, we've got a corporate takeover to stop.

Uh, Lil? Can you pass the chili paste, sweetie?

I got it, Pop.

Of course I can, dear Grandpoppy.

Here comes the itty bitty, well-intentioned sauce, but--

Oh, no!

Here comes a faceless big corporate conglomerate gochujang

to knock out the little guy.

Yeah, yeah, I just want some chili paste.

Or did you really want gochujang?

Because it's delicious,

and it offers a bunch of moolah that can never be generated

by a small mom and pop chili paste company.

Do something, Will. Now's the time.

Eat the gochujang!

For the prosperity of this family!

-[cell phone rings] -Yup, there's Big Honey there.

I gotta take this.

We're not backing down, kids.

-Neither are we. -Yeah.

-Sweetie, get off the table. -Oh! Sorry, hon.

So not cool. What're we gonna do, Jack?

[grunts]

That's it. We have to hide the bees.

Quick, gimme a hand.

No bees means no honey.

Brilliant.

-Where do we hide them? -Anywhere, and hurry.

Big Honey's gonna be here any minute.

[panting]

Where you going with the bees, Jack?

-Ah! -[Min] Yeah.

Where you going with the bees, Lil?

You know they don't belong to you.

Give us the bees, Lil.

You want the bees? Well, you got 'em.

[all screaming]

Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah!

[grunting]

[screaming]

What the heck is going on out here?

-Shoo, bees! -Scram! Get lost!

Your big corporate deal is dead in the water.

We hid the bees away. You'll never find 'em.

Don't worry, Pops.

We'll pry it out of 'em if we have to.

We've got our methods.

Well, I can actually see them quite clearly.

[both groaning]

We already told ya,

Big Honey put an offer in on the farm.

There's no big corporation.

-What? But Big Honey's... -[horn honks]

Huh?

Hey, Willy.

Lil' Henry?

-You're Big Honey? -[chuckles] Yeah.

Lil Henry's what you called me when we were kids.

[both] Huh?

And these must be the grandkids I hear all about.

I am so confused.

Big Honey has been working on the farm

since he was a few years older than Jack here. [chuckles]

We know the bees are in good hands with him.

Ah, he's been helping so much,

we can't imagine the farm without him.

Whaddaya say, Big Honey? Finally ready to make a deal?

It'd bee my honor.

Oh, and, uh, you also.

Umma, you know Big Honey?

I was his business agent for this deal.

Halmoni never loses.

-Ooh, I'm so glad. -It's great to see ya.

Ah, we should stick to our own lane from now on.

Yeah, that was pretty out of character for us.

[all laughing]

-[buzzing] -[all screaming]

In other news,

an invasive species of Canadian honeybees

is wreaking havoc in Canyon Valley.

Will it upend our delicate ecosystem?

-[reporter shrieks] -Was that us?

[theme music playing]

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together we get close ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

♪♪ Together we get close ♪♪

♪♪ Me and you Me and you ♪♪