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[upbeat music playing]

Isn't it nice to have a plain old boring day at home?

No sudden mishaps, no shocking news,

-no emotional meltdowns... -[glass shatters]

[gulping]

[sighs]

What?

[Jack] Whoo-hoo!

[whooping]

Ha-ha! Guess what? Just got off the phone with Mom!

She finally has a date for when she's picking me up.

September 2nd!

Pfft! September 2nd?

But... that's so soon.

Yeah! Lil'll finally get her gamer cove!

Oh, yeah!

[grunts] You'll finally get...

whatever it is you want!

-Hittin' the road with Mom. -[both] Whoo!

-Uh-uh-uh. Whoo-hoo. -Whoo.

Uh-uh-uh!

-[gasps] -Oof!

I never got to show you Lakeworld!

Didn't we flood that place?

Lake Island was only the beta site.

Lakeworld is the greatest theme park

ever known to man of all time.

We have to go before you leave.

I'm in. A family trip before I go sounds awesome.

That's... not a bad idea.

Yeah, we... We can make that work.

Why do we wait?

Seafood buffet open at 11 a.m.

I need my popcorn shrimp.

I guess it's settled then.

Oh, yeah, yeah!

The Wylde Paks are going to Lakeworld!

[theme music playing]

♪ Me and you together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you

[laughs]

-Oof! -Yes!

[tires screeching]

[engine revving]

[light music playing]

This is gonna be the best day of our entire lives!

I've heard stories about these theme parks.

Parents spending too much, tourists getting heat stroke.

Right? And that's just the beginning.

-I'm gonna film it all. -[Lily] Jack.

Lakeworld's meant to be seen with your raw eyeballs.

Not from behind a camera.

If it's cool as you say, won't you want to remember it?

Trust me. We won't need a camera

to remember this weekend, 'cause it's gonna be epic.

I got it planned out.

Huh?

Just listen.

[Lily] First, Manatee Lane.

We'll meet Manny, the manatee. He's a big deal.

Zip around the Pontoon Lagoon

for Lakeworld's famous fried fish dogs.

[munching]

Then, cross the awe-inspiring Beaver Bridge.

Then face the terrors of Volcanic Village.

After that, we'll whip around on Crawfish Carousel,

and hop on over to the Hall of Crustaceans.

Before... The big finale.

The world's greatest ride...

The one and only Journey to the Otter Side!

[snores]

A ride about otters is the best in the park?

Jackie boy, this is the most intense ride

you'll ever experience. Wait until you see it.

And no road trip to Lakeworld is complete without...

Lady Lake's Radio Lakeworld Lake Hitz!

[Lily] Rock-n-roll!

-[gasps] -[music plays]

♪ When you're in Lakeworld ♪

♪ There's so much to see ♪

♪ From crawfish to kelp to manatees ♪

♪ Waiting for a Hall of crustaceans? ♪

♪ Try our sugary Lake Libations ♪

♪ Fishy dogs and seafood stew ♪

♪ Volcanic Village waits for you ♪

[rattles]

-[crackles] -Oh, thank goodness.

[gasps] We're here!

[Lily] Lakeworld! Lakeworld! Lakeworld!

-[brake screeches] -Yeah!

[Lily gasps] It's happening!

Jackie boy, prepare to have your mind blown.

[Lily] Open them pebbly gates!

[gates clanking]

[Lily] Try not to pee your pants, brother.

Your life is about to be forever changed

by Manatee Lane!

[child wailing]

Huh. You know, I remember this place

being more fun-dingy than dirty-dingy.

Oh, but this is the oldest part of the park.

I'm sure the rest is still great.

Hey, hey, yeah.

And they still got Manny.

Yay, Manny! Here you go! Yay!

[wheezes]

[crab animatronic] Yo-ho! Welcome to Lakeworld.

Have a wet day-- [crackles]

[humming]

Top of the mornin' to ya.

Park closes at 9:00 p.m. sharp!

Whoa. This is not what I expected.

Hmm. [sniffs]

Popcorn shrimp calling my name. See you.

What? Deep Blue Eats is a Poundcake Palace?

How...

incongruous. I love it.

So, what do you guys wanna do first?

Fish dogs, baby!

-Here we go! -Fish dogs! Fish dogs!

[Lily] Jack!

First up, Lakeworld's legendary fish dogs.

You haven't lived until you've had one of these.

Fishmonger, four dogs, Lake style.

Get ready to have your taste buds blown.

-[chuckles awkwardly] -Fascinating.

What the heck is... [groans]

Why are they so...

[squelches]

[chuckles] That's fine.

We can just fill up on Lake Cakes later.

Onto the Beaver Bridge!

Sir, don't.

Sir!

[beaver] Chomp-chomp! Have a wet day!

What happened?

There used to be, like, 9,000 beavers!

Ugh. Next thing.

[squelching, hissing]

Uh, Volcanic Village

is less volcanic than I remember.

Oh, look! Escape from Pompeii!

[Min] You used to get so scared in that one.

[animatronic] She's about to blow!

-[steam hissing] -Oh, yeah!

This one's a real heart-pounder!

Come on, Jack!

[clanking]

[clanking, thudding]

-[thudding] -Uh.

[laughs] Yeah.

[clanking slowly]

[whirring]

Oh, hey. Ride photo.

[gloomy music plays]

-[retching] -Jack, you were filming them

taking our picture?

[Will] Hmm. [munches]

[groans]

Lily, just let Jack film if he wants,

he's leaving soon.

[camera shutter clicking]

[Lily] Okay. Those rides stunk.

Hall of Crustaceans, here we-- What?

-[groaning] -[child wailing]

I don't remember there being a line for this!

I'm sure it'll move fast.

Don't you dare!

-Hmph. -Oh, come on. Don't pout.

-[gasps] - ♪ When you're in Lakeworld ♪

[Lily] It's Lady Lake!

♪ There's so much to see ♪

[Lily and Lady Lake] ♪ From crawfish to kelp ♪

♪ To manatees ♪

-♪ Waiting for a-- - [Lady Lake] ♪ Fishy dogs ♪

♪ And seafood stew ♪

Hey! Those aren't the lyrics!

Oh, yeah. There it is. Camera loves you, baby.

Ah! If it ain't broke,

don't change stuff! [groans]

How long is this gonna take? [growls]

[heavenly music plays]

Popcorn shrimp, please.

Eh? Only two?

I want more!

Sorry, ma'am.

New company policy.

Limit to two popcorn shrimp per customer.

But you can try our new broiled herring,

now with less bones.

[munches]

-[plate shatters] -More!

Uh, like I said.

[growls] More!

-[shrieks] -This is not right.

Point of buffet is all-you-can-eat.

And point of this buffet,

is popcorn shrimp!

-[customers clamoring] -[man] I want a shrimp!

[Lady Lake] ♪ No one loves fish dogs like a manatee ♪

♪ Give that hungry boy a sweet treat ♪

♪ If you want the key ♪

"Sweet treat"? "Key"? What is she even talking about?

She doesn't even know the words to--

-[gasps] -Oh, my gosh!

We made it!

Hall's out of order. Sorry.

Are you serious?

How? How?!

It's just a bunch of dried-up old crabs!

Sorry.

Lily, dismount the poor worker now, okay?

[groans] It doesn't matter.

None of it matters.

What are you even filming? Just...

[sighs sharply] Once we get to the Otter Side,

it'll turn this whole day around.

Otter Side, here we go!

What's wrong with today?

Wait, what am I doing?

This is it. This is what's it's all about.

[Lily] The ride to end them all, that will single-handedly

make up for every other disappointment--

[whimpers, gasps]

[spits]

Is this the ride?

Where do you, um... ride it?

Where... did the ride go?

[pants]

[Lily groaning]

[grunting]

[panting]

-[groans] -[beaver chitters]

[Lily groans, pants]

Hon?

[wails]

This is the worst!

It isn't enough that half the rides are out of order

and the other half are just lame!

Or that Subglacial Land doesn't even use real glacials.

Or that the Lake Cakes are actually

just flavorless balls of sugar!

-[grunts] -What?

But now, they get rid of Journey to the Otter Side?

[grunts, munches, spits]

Yeah, Lil, yeah. Great use of the space.

I believe the meltdown.

Gonna capture it with a downward shot.

Just keep being you!

Maybe get on your knees.

Oh, and raise your fist in the air!

Stop filming!

Oh! Oh! Whoa!

[thuds]

-Ow! -[splashes]

[crackles]

-My camera! -[thuds]

[gasps] No, no, no!

Come on, baby! Come on!

[clanks]

-Look what you did! -What I did?

-You're the one that shows up... -I didn't even--

Kids, kids! That's enough! Just take a breath.

But I wouldn't want to ruin Lily's precious air!

Yeah? Well, why breathe air when you can just film it?

[both growl]

Hmph. I'm glad you'll be leaving soon.

At least we agree on that.

Then we never have to see each other again.

You don't get to storm off!

I get to storm off!

Stay 20 paces behind me, you worm!

Stay 20 paces ahead of me, you nave!

[growls]

Stop using words you don't know!

I know every word!

What happened?

I thought they were finally coming around to each other.

Let's just go to the hotel.

I hope at least Halmoni got her popcorn shrimp.

[indistinct shouting]

[Halmoni] Stop it! Don't touch me!

Get your dirty hands off me!

[Sharon] And stay out. [grunts]

Halmoni will get popcorn shrimp!

[light music playing]

[snoring]

Ugh. My camera's ruined.

[crackles]

Thanks a lot, Lil.

Oh, I'm sorry, my tears ruined your precious camera.

[groans] I'm sorry you're such a crybaby.

No, I'm not.

[distorted] ♪ No one ♪

♪ Loves fish dogs Like a manatee ♪

♪ Give that hungry boy his sweet treat ♪

-♪ If you want the key - Wait.

These aren't just lyrics.

-"Special ride"? -[grunts]

"Key"?

"Tickle the paw..."

You think this is a clue to get into--

Journey to the Otter Side!

Shh!

[sighs]

I knew they wouldn't change the lyrics for nothing.

Coolest ride ever!

Yeah. We'll see.

[pants, grunts]

Hey, wait up.

Jack, if you're gonna tag along, keep quiet!

Tag along? I'm the one that found the song.

But I figured out what it means.

Come on! Before the park gates close!

Are you kidding?

-The song was my-- -Shh!

-You shh! -Whatever!

-Whatever whatever! -[gasps]

[guard whistling]

8:59.

-[watch beeps] -9:00 p.m.

Gate's closed!

[thuds]

Well, we tried.

You can stay here if you're scared.

I'm gettin' over that wall.

[grunting]

Wait. Over here. [grunts]

These little things?

Up on the-- [gasps]

[pants]

Don't worry, I got you.

-[Lily screams] -[thuds]

[grunts]

Lily? Where the heck did you go?

-Hmph. -[chuckles]

Sorry about that.

Whatever, nave. Okay, okay.

♪ No one loves fish dogs ♪

♪ Like a manatee ♪

♪ Give that hungry boy his sweet treat ♪

♪ If you want the key ♪

To the fish dog stand! Let's go!

So obvious when you think about it.

[groans] Umma?

Where's Umma?

Wait. Kids?

-Will! -Oof!

"No one loves fish dogs like a manatee".

What kind of manatee eats a fish dog?

-Where do we find this key? -[guard] Oi!

Who goes there? Park is closed!

[foreboding music plays]

Darn wildlife critters.

[quirky music plays]

Shh. Halmoni is getting her shrimp.

[grunts]

[both panting]

Come on. Fish dog, fish dog, fish dog.

-Got it! -Ooh!

Come on, let's move!

The park is closed!

Where could they be?

Uh...

I think they might have...

Huh? [groans]

Of course they did. Come on, let's do this.

Oh, those kids will be the death of me.

[uneasy music playing]

Give that hungry boy the treat.

[slurps]

[squeaks]

[Lily gasps]

[both gasp] The key!

Oi! Park's closed!

-Run! -[both scream]

[wheezes]

Ah! We'd better solve this riddle fast!

-What's the next lyric? -Um...

You kids get back here!

[Lily and Jack screaming, panting]

[both scream]

[squelching]

[screaming, panting]

[guard] Ah!

-[all groaning] -[ride clanks, thuds]

[camera shutter clicks]

[whirs]

[upbeat music playing]

[thuds]

Come here! Oof!

Okay, the next lyric goes...

"No one's shy at Otterio..."

[both] "Tickle the paw and away you go."

[both] Ugh. Gross.

You kids are going straight to Lake Jail.

[both scream]

Okay, now what?

Look around for somewhere to jam the key!

[groaning]

Uh... huh? Ah!

[Jack] Lil, I found it!

It's here in his schnoz!

Come on! Give me the key!

[tinkles]

[clunks]

[clanks]

Now we gotta tickle the paws!

Come on, come on!

It's not working!

We've tickled all the paws! What's the problem?

[grunts]

[both scream]

[thuds]

[gasps] Lil!

[both] Feet are paws too!

There's nowhere left to run!

[screams]

[thuds, rumbles]

I have you now!

[thunder rumbles]

[both gasp, scream]

[spits]

[both screaming]

Whoa!

[laughs]

Ah, so comfortable.

-Ow! -Yippee!

[both scream, groan]

[Lily laughing]

-Awesome! -[muffled] We did it!

Okay, Jack. There's one thing left to do.

See if this baby's got any oyster juice.

Here goes nothin!

And... [grunts]

Hey, uh, maybe help me out here.

Oh, sure. Yeah.

-[both grunt] -And heave!

-[clanking] -[powering up]

The Otter Side!

Mother of Pearl!

Welcome to the Otter Side!

Jump in a log and enjoy the ride!

[both] It's really happening!

[both pant]

Otter Side, here we come!

[chuckles] Oh, boy.

Ow!

Hope you brought a change

of underwear, bro.

You're gonna need it.

[creatures chirping]

♪ Grab my paw, float with me ♪

♪ Through the rivers and the sea ♪

Uh, is this it?

-This looks kinda... lame-- -Shh!

It's world building.

Just wait.

[laughs] Oh, boy.

Hold on tight and do not stop!

This ride begins...

with a drop!

I'm wearing a diaper.

[thuds]

[both scream]

Whoo!

[screaming, laughing]

[both] Whoo-hoo!

[laughing]

Whoo-hoo!

-[screaming] -[whooshes]

[both screaming]

-Whoa! -[laughing]

[screaming]

[both screaming]

-[splashes] -Whoo-hoo!

Oh, yeah!

[laughs] More, more, more!

[laughing]

Oh, that was awesome.

[both sigh]

-Whoa. Look. -Hmm?

[calm music playing]

I guess you were right.

This ride is pretty cool.

It's actually better than I remembered.

You know, about earlier...

Uh, Jack?

[distorted Otter Side music playing]

I don't remember this part.

[distorted Otter Side music playing]

[whooshes]

-[both scream] -[gasps]

[clattering]

[both scream]

[thuds]

[both panting]

Jack? Lily?

[guard] Ugh, where are those kids?

Where did those blasted scoundrels go?

[Min] Excuse me?

Does no one understand what 9:00 p.m. sharp means?

We're looking for our kids.

Those blasted hooligans are yours?

Well, kiss 'em goodbye.

They're lost forever to the Otter Side.

Huh? It says the ride is closed!

Course it is, ya dosey pox. It shoots kids into the lake!

[both] What?

[indistinct radio chatter]

Go on.

-[indistinct radio chatter] -What?

Scoundrels stealin' me popcorn shrimp?

[both] Jack! Lil!

[guard] Popcorn shrimp!

[both screaming]

[thuds]

[clanking]

[whooshes]

I don't like this ride anymore!

-[clanking, thudding] -[both scream]

[whooshes]

[both screaming]

[both] Aah!

[splashes]

[triumphant music plays]

Huh? [gasps]

I'm alive! Ha!

[laughing]

Whoo! That was insane!

Can't believe we made that drop.

So, where are we?

How do we get back?

Lil, you okay?

Yeah.

Are you still mad at me?

[Lily] No.

Then, what is it?

[Lily sighs]

I'm just sad that the ride's over, okay?

Oh. [chuckles]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Me too.

You were right. That ride was wicked.

I didn't want it to end

because that would mark the end of our trip,

which means, summer's almost over.

But... then you'd get your sweet gamer room.

I thought that'd be awesome.

But, truth is...

[sniffles] ...I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna miss you too, sis.

Don't you mean...

half-sis?

No.

No, I don't.

[calm music plays]

That room is still gonna be mine.

-In your dreams. -[gasps]

Jack, look!

-[Min] Lil! -[Will] Jack!

-Mom! -Dad!

[both grunt]

[calm music playing]

[Lil grunts]

Oh, my gosh! We were worried sick!

Never sneak out again. I am micro-chipping both of you.

Jack, Lil, I'm so sorry.

[Will] Today was a mess, huh?

[both] Nah. It was perfect.

Ow!

-We have to move. -[munches]

Halmoni's on the run.

Give back me popcorn shrimp, you thieving scoundrels!

Only two per customer!

Umma! What have you done now?

No time. Let's ride.

[barks]

[theme music playing]

♪ Me and you together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

♪ Me and you together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪