Original subtitles

Hey, kids, this episode has some scary moments.

You might want to grab a parent to watch it with.

Or grandparent! Let's watch this bad boy!

[theme music playing]

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together, we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪ [echoes]

[mellow, funky music playing]

[music slows, distorts]

[eerie piano melody playing]

[bats shrieking]

[thunder crashing]

Ahh... you again.

Looking for shelter from the cold and rain?

Well, fear not.

You'll be safe in here...

And perhaps a few spooky tales will warm your weary bones.

-[discordant chord plays] -Yes...

I know just the one to boil your blood and bury your fears...

-six feet under! -[discordant chord plays]

[cackling]

[thunder crackles]

[gentle music plays]

So I told Mom, "We take care of pets all the time.

We deserve one of our own!"

And voila!

Our very own hermit crab!

So cool!

So... what do we do with it?

Eh, I don't want it to pinch me.

So just look at it, I guess?

Okay!

[both sigh]

You, uh, wanna go watch some animal facts?

Did you know starfish have to spit out their stomachs

-before they eat? -[retching]

[chuckles] Gross.

That reminds me. Crab feeding time!

Not it! Mm-hmm!

Hey, hermit crab!

Hermit crab? I got your--

[screams] Lily!

What's wrong, Ja-- [yelps]

What happened?

What the heck did you feed it?

I didn't feed him anything!

Well... what do we do now?

There's only one thing to do.

[light music playing]

[inhales deeply] Hermit crab.

Our time with you was short...

Ah... 46 minutes.

[eerie musical sting]

[Jack] "Easier pet than a hermit crab."

Okay! Cockroaches or drug-resistant bacteria.

Which sounds more fun?

Welcome back to freaky animal facts.

Hermit crabs molt their exoskeleton once a year.

The discarded body makes them look dead,

but they're totally fine!

Huh! That looks like our hermit crab a week ago.

Yeah, it does.

[both gasp]

We buried him...

-[both] Alive? -[thunderclap]

[ominous music playing]

There's nothing we can do for him now.

We failed you, hermit crab. [sniffles]

-Wanna play a video game? -Psh! If you wanna get owned.

You wish, newb.

[eerie music building]

[loud metallic snipping]

[video game beeping and zapping]

[hinge creaking]

Jack? Is that you?

-[eerie music sting] -[gasps]

[chuckles] Not funny, Jack.

-[gasps] -[grim music playing]

[whimpering softly]

Pull yourself together, Lily.

-[eerie music intensifies] -[heartbeat pounding]

[screams]

-Jack! Wake up! -Huh? What?

The hermit crab is back from the dead!

And he wants revenge!

Lily, you just had a bad dream or-- Huh?

-[intense music plays] -[screaming]

Nope. You're of completely sound mind.

-Let's get outta here! -Where do we go?

Uh... The Groom and Board. It's secure.

What about Mom and Dad?

The crab's beef isn't with them.

This is our fight.

-All clear? -Yeah, all clear.

[rustling]

-You hear that? -[scurrying footsteps]

-Where is it? -[crackling]

[eerie music sting]

[screaming]

-[grunting] -[both screaming]

We're locked in!

Uh... Lil?

[screams] Run, run, run!

[panting] To the vents!

[breathing rapidly] Hurry! Go faster!

-[screaming] -[rapid clanging footsteps]

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon!

-Jack, open the door! -Why isn't this...

We're locked in!

[loud thunderclap]

[yelling]

[Lily panting] We gotta get outta here!

I'm trying!

[both yelling]

[Jack] Whoa!

[grunting, yelping]

He dug all this up?

Oh no! He's gonna bury us alive!

No, no, no, no, no!

Have mercy!

-Ouch! -[both scream]

[thunderclap]

Uh, if we're gonna be here for a while,

you wanna watch freaky animal facts?

Do I!

[host on phone] Welcome back to freaky animal facts.

[Mrs. Withers] Hope that wasn't too scary for you...

But it's like I always say.

If it ain't broke...

don't bury it alive!

[cackling]

Hungry for more?

I've got a feast of a tale for you...

as long as you save room for your just desserts!

[video games beeping]

[thunder crashing]

[sighs] Twenty-five minutes to close.

Beat it.

Beat it.

Didn't beat it

but is a trash game for trash people.

I dunno, I kinda like this one.

[Lily] Jack, you have to come see this!

[door creaking]

-[upbeat video game music] -Order in! Chop, chop!

Never even heard of this one.

[thunder crashing]

[zapping]

-Huh? -[character] Burger time!

[harsh digital trilling]

Huh? What happened?

Where are we?

[retro video game beeping]

New chefs! You better start grilling!

Burger Chef doesn't like to be kept waiting.

The... Burger Chef?

[low voice cackling]

Welcome, new chefs!

[both] We're... in the game!

I hear an order.

[booming] Start cooking!

Yes, chef.

-[rapid beeping] -[upbeat music continues]

I always wanted this to happen!

Just wish we got sucked into a cooler game.

What?

[Lily] It's just a co-op cooking game.

What are the stakes, y'know?

Clock is ticking!

[alarm blaring]

Time to eat!

[eerie music playing]

I wanted ketchup, not mustard!

[grunts, spits]

[bell tolls]

[both scream]

I hear another order.

Start cooking!

[cooks] Yes, chef!

Forget everything I said!

-Cook for your life! -Oh! Okay!

[chuckles]

[ticking]

[upbeat electronic music playing]

[retro beeps]

[panting]

[groans]

[Burger Chef] Where my burger?!

[chomping, munching]

Ugh! This tastes like butt!

Who cooked that?

[yelps]

Well, that's no good...

[cook yelps]

I can't believe you threw an innocent NPC

under the bus like that.

Uhh...

It's not like they're real people...

-Where my burger? -[ticking]

[whimpering]

[upbeat electronic music playing]

Living inside a video game should be awesome,

but I hate this!

Stop whining and start cooking!

[echoing panting]

[both panting]

[all grunt]

-[ticking intensifies] -[menacing panting]

Stay out of my way!

[rapid ticking]

[Burger Chef breathes heavily]

[alarm blaring]

Missing burger?

[panting] It's here!

No cold burgers!

What? No!

[chomps, spits]

[bell tolls]

I hear another order coming in!

I want my burger!

[both scream]

This is impossible! He'll never get enough burgers!

He's just like you with video games!

-[bell dings] -Can't... get... enough!

That's it!

Chef wants more?

We'll give him more!

Burger! Burger! Burger!

-Wait up, Chef! -[alarm blaring]

Here ya go!

More!

Chef is still hungry, Jack.

More burgers coming up!

[deep laughter]

Eat this!

Wait!

-More! -I said wait!

More!

Oh no, we don't have any more!

Wait, what are you doing?

I put us in this mess.

[dramatic, heroic music playing]

And I'm gonna get us out of it.

Lily, wait! No!

Don't worry, Jack.

I know cheat codes.

-[chomping] -No!

[loud chomping]

[groans]

-[yells] -[booming]

[music fades]

Huh? Ketchup?

[victorious electronic melody plays]

Lil!

[trilling beep]

[Burger Chef] You win!

[gasps]

Jack, we did it!

Mm, yeah! Mm-mm-mm!

[Jack] Okay, c'mon...

Huh. They kinda look like...

What are their names again?

[grumbling]

Take that, Burger Chef!

[both scream]

-[whimpers] What's happening? -[Lily yelps]

I don't know!

Lily!

Jack!

[ominous musical sting]

Hank! What did you do?

[chuckling] Relax!

It's not like they're...

[menacingly] ...real people.

Aww...

Game over.

[cackling]

[clears throat] Hey!

Where do you think you're going?

-[thunderclap] -No!

I-I have more tales to tell!

What? Oh.

Down the hall past the eyeball chair on your left.

But remember one thing...

Always wash your hands!

[Mrs. Withers cackling]

[Mrs. Withers coughing]

[thunder crashing]

[eerie piano melody playing]

Back for more, eh?

Well, get ready.

This next one is a bit of a...

nail-biter!

[Mrs. Withers cackling]

[emotional K-drama theme music playing]

[laughs softly]

Oh!

[uneasy music playing]

[grumbles]

[gasps] Oh no!

Hmm...

Are you gonna find it?

You know what will happen, right?

-A rat will eat-- -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

A rat will eat my toenail, turn into me and take my place.

Umma, please. I'm not a kid anymore.

Uh... excuse me.

[grunts]

Minju! This is no joke!

Okay, Umma ! Love you!

[tsking]

I can't believe Mom is still taking

this fairy tale so seriously.

[chortles] I believe it.

That's why I keep these bad boys tightly secured.

Eww! That's gross, Will!

How long have you been collecting those?

Uh... since I met your mother.

It was the first thing she told me

when I asked for her permission to marry you.

Ugh. You need to get rid of those immediately.

But I'm in bed already.

I'll do it tomorrow.

Min doppelganger!

I hope it's true. 'Cause, you know...

more the merrier for me.

[giggles] Stop it!

-[Will chuckles] -[sighs]

How would you know if it was me or my doppelganger?

-[Will snoring] -Will?

Ugh!

[animal chittering]

-[uneasy music playing] -Huh?

[insects chirping]

[animal chittering]

-Hmm... -[animal squeals]

[gasps] Who's there?

Hmm?

[wood creaking]

[music intensifies]

Wha...

-[eerie crunching] -[eerie stinger]

[gasps] Uh...

[music fades]

[eerie music plays, fades]

-[munching] -[yawns loudly]

Sorry, everybody... Oh!

Who did all the cooking?

Uh, what do you mean? You did.

No, I didn't. What are you talking about?

Maybe it was Rat Min!

-[eerie music builds] -Uh... what? I... I...

[snickers, laughs]

[laughter]

Oh, we're just playin' with ya, hon!

-[laughs] The look on your face! -Okay, very funny.

I dunno about Rat Min,

but I do think there are mice in the house.

They've been squeaking all night long.

Maybe they were having a toenail feast.

Oh, that's gross, Mom!

-Nice one! -Seriously?

I'm taking the kids to Mike A's.

I'll pick up some traps, huh?

Maybe Mike will have a big enough trap for Rat Min!

Ohh!

[laughter]

Hey! It's not okay to make fun of your mom like that!

-You hear me? -[huffs]

[speaking Korean]

Oh! [laughs] Mm!

-What? -Huh?

-You call me. -What? No, I didn't.

Are you one hundo percent sure?

Uh, yeah.

Ow! What gives, Mom?

Hmm!

Okay, you are not Rat Min. Here.

It's a pot . Korean red bean.

Use it when you see Rat Min.

It's a traditional monster repellent.

Okay, I have a Go-Stop tournament today!

-I'm gonna be late. -[door opens]

-Bye! -[door closes]

[frustrated sigh]

[electricity crackles, powers down]

Huh?

[eerie music playing]

Yeah, I think there's some sort of power outage or something.

[gasps]

[grim music playing]

You!

[eerie voice] Me?

[Min screams]

-Uhh... -Am I pretty?

Uhhh... Of-Of course you're pretty!

But maybe not as pretty as me!

Eat pot , monster!

Ow! What gives, Mom?

Why aren't the beans working?

Don't be afraid...

I will be you...

and you will be me.

-[Min whimpering] -[cat meows]

-Huh? -[music halts]

[meow]

Uhhh...

[purrs, then stomach rumbles]

[intense belching]

[wailing in pain]

[screeching, squeaking]

Uhh...

-[cat purrs] -[rat squeaks]

[shuddering gasp]

Hey, what's going on here?

Oh! Will! It was real!

Rat Min was real!

Shhh. You're okay.

I love you, baby.

-[sobbing] -[electricity crackles]

-[Will] Honey, we're here! -Hmm?

Hey, hon. Sorry we're late.

Wait... you were... just in the...

Why is...? What?

Uhhh... what's up?

[gasps] Your toenail jar!

Did you throw your toenails away?

Uh, yeah? I flushed them down the toilet!

You what?!

Uh-oh.

Sewer rats are the worst.

W-What is going on, honey?

[eerie music playing]

[Rat Wills groaning and chittering]

Well, I hope you learned a valuable lesson.

Unfortunately, nothing can prepare you for our final tale.

The story of...

-[discordant chord] -Oop! Oh!

Ruined the intro!

[menacing synth music playing]

[mellow music playing]

[both yawning]

Uh...

Is that what I... [yelps]

[Will yells]

No! This is bad! This is bad! This is bad!

Family!

We've received an omen from the underworld!

We must prepare, posthaste!

[eerie musical sting]

[laughter]

Come on, Dad. Be serious.

Oh, laugh it up.

But if you took one bite of these cursed carbohydrates,

your spirit would fuse with the demon and--

Ooh, toast! Yummy!

I love toast!

All types of toast.

Wheat, white, multigrain, rye, sourdough...

-[both] Told you! -[Lily shrieking]

[snarling, grunting]

Uh-oh. This can't be good.

[eerie music playing]

[monstrous snarling]

[monstrous cackling]

You summoned me from the Eternal Wheatfields

to toast the world into an apocalypse!

I knew it! Quick! We can't let it escape!

Okay, alright!

Release my sister, demon!

[Jack grunting]

[Min grunting]

So... strong...

Crisis averted!

[Jack screaming]

[shrieks]

-Morning, family! -[music halts]

That boy Jack is too hyper.

No more sugar for him!

[cackles, shrieks]

-[screams] -[bell dings]

[whimpers]

Mom! Are you... still there?

[eerie exhaling breath]

[Lily laughing maniacally]

[music fades]

Don't worry. I won't say "I told you so."

I've got a plan. Let's move, Jack!

We've got to stop your sister from scorching the Earth!

How did you know about the wheat demon?

Don't you know? I majored in Necronomics

at Moosejaw Community College.

[Jack] And you've never mentioned this before?

[Will] Every Canadian school has classes on the mystic arts.

Do you guys not do that here?

[low voices singing Gregorian chants]

[whimpering]

[monks growling]

[dramatic synth music playing]

Bingo! It says here to vanquish a toast demon

we must perform a ceremonial buttering.

Extract the evil invader.

And hope Lily's soul survives...

[dramatic thunderclap]

Time for a trip to the store.

-[music halts] -[monk] See ya!

Come back anytime!

[dramatic synth music resumes]

Soft to the touch...

just like me.

[cart rattling]

Hurry, hurry!

[Lily cackling]

[Lily] Peekaboo!

[cackles, then shrieks]

-[screaming] -[bell dings]

-[screaming] -[bell dings]

Lily, you stop that right now! Listen to your mother!

[snickering]

[music softens]

Mommy, you found me!

I don't feel so good.

Can I have a hug?

It's my little girl!

No! Don't trust her!

-Come here, you sweet little-- -[Lily cackles]

Oh great.

-[screaming] -[bell dings]

Nooooo!

Keep going, son! To high ground!

-[intense music playing] -[cackling]

[Will] Hurry! Just a little further!

We're almost there!

-[crumbling] -[grunts] Oh no! Hang on!

[Jack straining] Dad!

[cackling]

[groaning] I can't... hold it... much longer!

Don't give up on me, son!

[low maniacal laughter]

[low roaring]

[echoing deep roar]

[bell dings]

[sobbing]

[echoing] My family!

-[heroic synth music playing] -[thunder rumbles]

Bertie bought a bat of butter

but the butter was not bitter.

Spread the butter, cross the grass,

we'll defeat the demon at last.

Yellow as corn, soft as silk,

warm as love and creamy as milk.

Canada toast, hail the roast,

grandma ghost, spookier than most.

Toast demon!

You will heed to me!

[Will yelling]

[low cackling]

[echoing roar]

[energy building]

[zapping blast]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[energy crackling]

[booming]

[thudding]

[booming]

[music fades]

Ugh... What happened?

How'd I get up here?

Hey look, toast!

Yummy! [munching]

Mmm, I love toast.

All types of toast...

White, wheat, sourdough, pumpernickel...

-[thunder crashing] -[low note resonates]

And the scariest part of that story

is that it's all true!

[cackling, coughing]

[clearing throat]

So? What do you think?

Yeah, super fun story!

-I liked the one with the crabs. -So spooky!

Incredible!

I have some notes.

[flatulence]

[ending theme playing]

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together, we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together, we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪