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[dramatic music]

[radio announcer] Good morning, Canyon Valley!

Get your refrigerators running, 'cause it's hot out there.

As this unprecedented heat wave continues,

make sure you keep your pets and grandparents inside.

[whimpering]

Gah!

[dramatic music continues]

[skin sizzles]

[crying]

[Jack] Day two of the heat wave.

Air conditioner is broken.

Life is fading.

[Min] Jack, Lil, popsicles!

-Yay! -Yay!

Aah!

Popsicles.

[both] Aww...

[groaning]

Come on, you can't do this to me!

My family cannot wait that long.

[indistinct phone chatter]

When are they coming to fix the AC?

Working on it, honey!

How about some free nail clippings?

-[gagging] -Uh, for your pet!

[dial tone]

Well, don't worry, family!

The repairman will be here... in a few short weeks.

Weeks? We'll melt by then!

Ugh...

Lil, record my last hours.

No way am I gonna use my last hours

watching your last hours.

And what about the animals?

They'll be fine. The Groom & Board has AC.

[pop]

[whoosh]

[upbeat music]

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

Go, go, go, go, go!

Aah!

[all sigh with relief]

See? Look at this. We're good.

Oh, gotta pee.

Uh, where do I go, where do I go?

[purring]

[plop]

Meow.

-Perfect! -No.

Ugh. Fine, I'll just go back to the house real quick.

Lily, no!

[screaming]

-[dramatic music] -[groaning]

[dramatic music stops]

No more opening the door.

We can't leave here.

Ever.

This is where we live now.

Okay.

Maybe my body will... [shudders] burn it off.

[hammering, drill whirring]

[dance music plays]

[rattling]

Ah! Fix it, Min, fix it!

Oh no, you don't!

Fix it, Mom, fix it! Fix it!

-[rattling stops] -Phew.

[hammering]

[dance music playing]

[squelch]

[squeaks]

A man protects his family.

[intense rock music]

You okay, Hon?

[humming]

[dramatic inhale] Don't worry, everybody.

I'm gonna fix the house AC myself.

Do you need help, Dad?

No, no, no!

I got it.

Are you suuuuuuuuure?

Yeah.

-[all] Good luck! -[meows]

[dramatic music]

[whimpering]

Whew!

[groans]

[beeping]

Hmm. Let's see.

-[error beep] -Hmph!

Now make sure the blue wire is connected to the thermostat.

Hmm! Easy!

[beeping]

[thuds]

[groans]

Yeah, the problem is often in the vents.

Except when it's not.

[frustrated shouting]

Luxur-o-clean cat bath bag.

[yowls]

Mom, can we wash Jack?

Hah! You kids.

[groans]

[poignant music]

Oh, if only there were two Wills.

Then I could protect my family without ever asking for help.

Oh, but I must bear this burden alone!

[repairman] Oh, boy. So you tried everything?

That means the problem's with your HVAC unit,

which can be found under the house in your--

Crawlspace.

[suspenseful music]

[keyboard notes play]

[toilets gurgle]

[donkey brays]

[beeping]

Well, here goes nothing.

Huh?

[muffled shouting]

[stomachs rumbling]

-Hungry... -Hungry!

I'm pretty hungry too.

There's gotta be... something.

What the heck?

Ha ha! Jub juice!

[slurping]

Stop doing that.

Your dad must've put this in here.

Water, batteries... [gasps] He made me a hoagie!

Dad left me a note!

[reading]

Okay, Dad.

[agonized groaning]

How am I not getting any closer?!

People think being a dad is easy?

I'm the one crawling under the house!

Where's my trophy?

-[grunts] Huh? -[cat yowls]

[intriguing music]

Surfer Santa?

-[music plays] -Ho ho ho! Gnarly Christmas!

[loud Christmas music plays]

Only trophies of torment for Dad!

Why can't I find anything good down here?

Like, what's this?

[muffled shouting]

[screaming]

[screaming continues]

[yelping]

[screams]

[funky dub music playing]

[nearby croaking]

[croaking]

[dub music fades]

Aah!

[gentle music]

[all] Do you think we should go check on Dad?

[grunting]

Argh!

[tearfully] I thought I could fix the AC on my own...

[angrily] Oh, but Daddy doesn't get help, does he?!

[tearfully] But I love my family.

I'd do anything for them!

[angrily] And look at me now!

[hissing]

[items clattering]

Ohhh... Oh.

Surfer Santa?

How'd you get here?

I-I must really be lost.

If only I could go back to the way things used to be...

[poignant music]

[sobbing]

[sniffles, cries]

-Dad? -Dad!

-Will! -Shh!

[Will crying]

[gasps] I'd know that whimper anywhere!

He's under the house! He's under the house!

[heat roaring]

Maybe we find a different way...

[discontented meowing]

[meow]

This water should keep you cool,

but you're not gonna have long out there.

Tug on the line if you're in trouble.

And Jack... stay cool.

[funky music playing]

Oh!

I couldn't protect my family...

[emotional music]

[gasps]

Ho ho ho!

[bells jingling]

Ohhh...

-[gasps] Surfer Santa? -["O Christmas Tree" plays]

You're real. You're really real!

[water spurts]

Oh, it's so refreshing!

I'm refreshed!

[gargling]

Thank you, Surfer Santa!

No, Dad. It's me, Jack.

Huh?

Jack! Oh, my boy!

Come on, Dad. Let's get out of here.

Wait! To fix the AC, I need something...

I need... your help.

[funky music plays]

[angelic music]

[beeping]

[melodic pop song playing]

[cat yowls]

[beep beep]

[rapid beeping]

[melodic pop song continues]

[gasps for air]

Ugh!

We did it...

[song fades]

[everyone sighs with relief]

Ah. You did it, Dad. You saved the family.

Yeah! And if you hadn't come to save me,

I'd still be under the house.

And then I'd... I'd be...

Hello, family.

Umma, where were you all day?

The bingo hall!

Best AC in town,

and all the shrimp you can eat!

[melodic pop song resumes]

[all] What the heck?!

-[suspenseful music] -[raven caws]

[kids panting]

Oh, my gosh. It's huge!

I think it's the mother ship!

Stay on target! It's just over that ridge!

Tentacles up, you little green alien.

-[Lily shouts] -[cow moos]

Aw, man. Just cows in a hole.

Guess we gotta tell Old Man Hoang

his cows weren't abducted after all.

No matter. That's another successful solve

for the Raven Club.

-Sha-sha sha! -Sha-sha sha!

[mooing]

That was great!

I'm actually really glad it wasn't aliens.

-Welp, see ya next mission. -Yep! Next mission.

You're so scared of aliens.

No, I'm not!

Yeah... see ya next mission.

[jazzy music playing]

[clapping]

[upbeat music]

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

[gentle music playing]

Mmm!

Yay! I'll take that.

Oh, no.

[computer chimes]

[Lily and Jack laughing]

[laughing]

I wanna be balloon head!

Sure is a beautiful day outside...

for a mission!

Time to gather the Ravens.

Our next mission: Sammie!

Sammie from Sammie's Sammies?

Precisely!

Strange loner, unnaturally ornery,

needs everything exactly her own way.

And the most suspicious of all?

Her new secret sauce!

Oh, yeah, I've been meaning to try that--

Her new mind-control sauce!

Uh, mind-control?

Mind-control!

The evidence is all there!

The glazed look in her customers' eyes...

People can't get enough.

She's already tripled her customer base.

It's only a matter of time before she has the whole town

doing her bidding!

She must be stopped!

Uh, Ellie?

We know Sammie.

She's definitely not mind-controlling people.

Considering my background in the cinematic--

We know.

Oh. How about Mansquito?

No! We already have a mystery to pursue.

-Okay... -Maybe we take a vote?

A vote? [laughs]

My dear Jack. Raven Club isn't a democracy.

It's a Raven-tator-ship.

As my factotums, you must follow my lead.

Factotums?

Basically, we're her goons.

-Hey, I ain't nobody's-- -Here! Put these on.

Onward to Sammie's!

[raven caw]

I'm not wearing a costume.

Pickles, onion, and the new special sauce, please.

Why are youse two wearing disguises?

These are our... sandwich-buying clothes.

[loud whisper] Extra sauce!

The sauce!

Uh, really slather it on there.

[Ellie] Good work, Ravens.

Now, science shall reveal the truth.

[whirring]

Mayo, mustard...

cumin?!

Interesting choice, but totally normal. Drats!

Cool, the sauce isn't mind-control.

I'm starving.

No! It is mind-control!

My instruments just aren't sensitive enough

to detect the sinister component!

She must be using a novel serum of her own creation!

-[thundering footsteps] -[suspenseful music]

[Sammie grumbles]

Well, I guess the mission's over.

Ha! Not by a long shot.

Look at 'em in there.

Glazed look in their eyes,

helplessly under her control.

[gasps] There!

That must be where she keeps

her secret serum!

Or maybe it's just really good sauce?

Nonsense!

Now all we have to do is get in there

and we can blow this whole thing wide open!

We're not doing disguises again, are we?

[Jack] Ahem. Hello, boss.

It is I, Employee Craig.

Mayhaps can I borrow your keys to the storeroom to do...

working?

Make sure you lock up when you're done.

Very good!

[Ellie] Unlock the door!

[Lily] I'm trying!

Hey! Employee Craig never takes initiative.

[Sammie grumbles]

Rats! She's onto us.

Or we're just annoying her

while she's trying to do her job.

Not buying it! We move to Plan C.

You distract Sammie while I sneak into the storeroom

through the delivery door window and plant listening devices.

Then we rendezvous onto that terrace

and stake out for as long as it takes

for the truth to be revealed.

Breaking and entering? Spying?

-Seems unethical. -Yeah, I'm out.

You don't... want to be in Raven Club anymore?

Sammie's not controlling minds!

Whoa, whoa! Easy now!

Now Mansquito--

We're not doing Mansquito!

Come on, Ellie, we just want more of a say.

You know, be partners?

This Raven flew alone before-- Hup!

And she can fly alone now.

Should we go after her?

Don't come after me!

Why into the dumpster?

Forget it, Jack-- it's Raven Club.

Ah! Get it together, Ellie!

You're better off alone!

If it's you kids again--

Oh, Employee Craig.

Took ya long enough.

-Ugh. -[metal clatters]

Bingo!

When you're done with the fish,

you can get to scrubbing the dumpster.

And get in there this time!

I wanna see you on your hands and knees.

No shortcuts!

[truck door closes]

[sniffing]

This place smells... like secrets!

[dramatic beat]

That seems important.

[Sammie] Closing up, bilge rats!

You don't gotta go home but you can't stay here.

[panting]

[whimpering]

Ah, quit your bellyachin'.

How many times do I gotta tell ya?

No, you don't get paid for overtime!

-Well, I quit! -Yeah?

Well, I don't need employees.

I'm better off alone!

Jeez! I get why people don't wanna work with her.

[exciting music]

Okay... enhance.

Dang customers.

You thought you'd get away with it, didn't you?

One thing you didn't plan for

was the gumption of me and my Raven--

Oh... yeah.

Focus on the mission, Ellie!

Can you believe that little seven-year-old?

[burps]

Ordering us around all day.

[burps] I'm eleven!

[slurps] I've seen things, man!

Still... maybe we shouldn't have just left her there.

Great idea. We go back

and really give her a piece of our minds.

Gloves off, baby!

I mean, more like stop her from breaking any actual laws.

That's probably for the best!

Who needs people? You can't make 'em listen.

Substitutions... no help...

Don't need no stinkin' friends.

Just gotta be alone... forever.

Alone... forever?

No... friends?

We just want to be partners.

Mansquito...

[cries] I'm sorry I pushed you away!

My friends are more important than any mission.

I've gotta go find them and beg for their forgiveness.

[dramatic beat]

[angry grumble]

-Where are ya? -[shouts]

I'll rip ya limb from limb!

Show yourself, you pig!

[Sammie snarls]

[shouts]

Oh, no! You really did it now, Ellie.

Ellie! We've got something to say!

[burps]

If we're gonna be in your club, we can't--

I know! I don't want you to be my followers.

I want you to be my friends.

Oh! Uh, cool!

I had this whole speech prepared.

So... you're not mad at me?

No, we're not mad at you, Ellie.

Sorry about before.

It's just-- I see you guys from my window

and, well, you're always together.

Having fun.

You're so... lucky.

Us?

We literally had no choice.

But we do choose Raven Club!

You three again!

[growls]

No! Don't mind-control us!

Mind-control?

What the heck are you talking about?

We know your mind-control serum is in your secret hatch!

My...? Oh!

That's just where I keep my recipe book.

Patent hasn't come through yet

and my competitors are thieving scum.

Gotta keep it locked up.

Oh. Well, what about the fiendish sauce?

It puts people in a trance!

Well, I don't know about that, but it's just a garlic aioli.

People go nuts for that stuff.

Oh.

I'm sorry, Sammie.

You're just a regular weirdo.

I can relate.

Weirdo?

I'm perfectly normal.

Now get out of here before I--

Yup, we know the drill!

Bye! Love your sandwiches.

Ugh, broke another door.

If you ever need our services...

One weirdo to another.

-Sha-sha sha. -Sha-sha sha!

Yeah, right.

[bright music]

[Lily] ...five, six, seven!

"Found 500 big ones in your grandpa's mattress."

Wooo! Score!

So, what's up next for Raven Club?

Well, I was thinking,

there's definitely something going on at the ol'--

Uh, actually, what do you guys wanna do?

[both] Mansquito!

Mansquito!

[theme song playing]

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you