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[man speaking Korean]

[woman speaking Korean]

-[loud rumbling] -[both] Huh?

[bull bellows]

If you told me we were grooming a bull today,

I wouldn't have worn my new red scarf.

Yeah, but it looks so good on you.

But it might look better on...

-Hyah! -[bellows]

Yee-haw!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Whoa! Wow!

-Hyah! -[goat bleats]

-Jack, that was amazing! -Wow, Jack!

Where'd you learn to do all that?

I pick up things quick.

Perks of a life on the road. They call me One-Take Jack.

-[all] Oooh! -Stop.

Stop, stop.

Don't clap for him.

I've got a very high-stakes crisis.

Do you guys know "water"?

What, the liquid?

No!

The video game, "Warriors Against the Realm."

W.A.T.R.?

Rated "E" for everyone.

Oh! One of my friends played that game.

He died.

[inhales] There's an event this week with exclusive rewards

but Anusha's parents went full Genghis Khan

and limited her screen time, and I can't play alone!

In short, I need a new teammate,

or my life is over.

I'll play with you.

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

This isn't an easy game to learn.

-And you're not even a gamer. -Give me an hour.

I'll be conquering realms with the best of 'em.

You don't conquer the realm, Jack.

All right, show me how to play, coach.

Hold up, before you fight in the realm,

you should know this game can turn good people toxic.

How could a video game affect you in real life?

Just turn the computer off. [chuckles]

The negativity creeps in.

You make an excuse, blame your teammate,

it spreads like a virus, and before you notice,

it's already taken over!

[ragged panting]

So, do you press "A," or...

-[computer chimes] -First, you pick a character.

I play...

Lucinda!

Whose blessed blade cuts foes

and heals friends.

Choose carefully.

There are over a dozen unique--

I choose "Random."

[computer chiming]

Elfion Arrowtip?

He's kinda weak.

Ha ha. You're weak. Let's play.

[Lil] Our goal is to cross "the lane"

to destroy that castle and stop the enemy duo

getting to ours.

Easy. I'm ready.

-[dance music] -Oh, whoa. Why am I dancing?

[gasps] You accidentally used a dance emote!

How do I stop?

[Jester cackles]

[announcer] First take-down.

Not fair. I didn't mean to do that.

Don't worry. You respawn at the castle.

I'll hold them off.

[dramatic music]

[all grunting]

[announcer] Double elimination.

What was that?

That was my ultimate.

How did I get my ultimate in the first fight?

That's because Lucinda is broken OP.

If you land your combos, you can use your "R"

within the first minute, and the devs won't balance her at all

because she's the poster child of the franchise.

She's pretty much the meta.

Huh?!

[Lil] Time for round two.

-Here I come! Oops. [giggles] -[dance music]

I'll use all my magic points.

[evil laughter]

Dodge this!

Jack, no! That's his...

[dramatic music fizzles]

...decoy.

[computer chimes]

He's right behind me, isn't he?

-[dance music] -Ugh. Used the emote again.

[announcer] Ally eliminated.

Can you turn chat on and tell these guys

to stop playing so cheap?

Trust me. If you want to avoid becoming toxic,

-[dramatic music] -never turn on the chat.

That's my one rule.

I just want a fair fight.

Jack, it's fine.

You'll be bad for a while before you get better.

That's not how it works for me! I'm One-Take Jack.

The harder the challenge, the quicker I adapt.

I can take every trick this dumb realm throws at me.

Oi! Take it easy.

Remember, this is a mental battle.

Let's show 'em what we can do.

[both] Charge!

-[roaring] -[grunting]

[frost troll] Hyah!

Gah! She got me!

[Jester cackling]

[Jack] Ow! Ow! Whoa! Hey! Ow!

No, no, no, no!

Aw, man.

Pretty sweet ultimate, though.

[explosion]

[announcer] Defeat.

-Oh! So close. -Ah!

Remember when I almost shot them with my bow?

Yeah! Pretty good for your first try.

Let's go again.

Never ever play right after a loss.

That was just a warmup! I didn't get a chance to--

When you lose, you take a break.

Clear your mind.

[relaxing music]

And that's my other rule,

Lily's two rules.

Promise you'll never break Lily's rules.

Uh...

[dark, dramatic music]

Yeah, I promise.

I'm thinking it's boba time.

Wanna come?

Nah, I'm cool. I'm gonna do some guy stuff.

Okay.

[bright music]

Yeah, I'm not sweatin' it.

What was my score again?

Zero take-downs?

Ninety-nine eliminations?!

[dramatic music]

Oh, nice try, mate.

Maybe try playing offline in our

-baby mode. -[baby giggles and coos]

Ah, heck no!

[flames crackle]

One more game ought to do it.

[dance music playing]

Follow me.

[music continues]

-[Jester cackles] -[announcer] Double elimination.

What? Um, that was a warm-up.

Besides, there was a glare in my room.

[dramatic music]

Oh! Give me an item!

Hey, where are you going?

-Come back! -[Jester cackles]

Bro, what are you doing? My teammates are feeding!

-[explosion] -[announcer] Defeat.

[angry grumble]

Defeat.

Let's go again!

Defeat!

Defeat!

[angry panting]

Snickerdoodles!

-[growls] -Uh, you seem busy...

Get out of here!

Yup.

[door closes]

Oh, honey, what happened?

It's Jack, he...

[tearfully] He's started puberty!

Man, I wish I could jump into voice chat

and educate these crumb bums.

[evil laughter]

Sorry, Lily.

[evil laughter]

Hello, I'm Jack.

Good luck, have fun, and more importantly,

don't mess up or get hit at all!

[girl's voice] I'm supposed to take orders from

a Day One account?

Hey, stop looking at my profile and focus on the game.

Maybe focus on your zero-percent win rate, noob.

There's a glare in my room!

What makes you think you're any good?

You just started.

'Cause I'm One-Take Jack. I pick things up quick.

I adapt!

Adapt quicker, Jack.

I don't want another loss because of a rookie.

[announcer] Double elimination.

I hope that doesn't affect your win rate,

C-C-Captain Genius!

Good one. Call me when your brain grows back.

[announcer] Defeat.

Hi, mate. Seems like you're still struggling.

How about ultra baby mode?

[angry roar]

[slurps]

[gasps] Oh, no!

What is it? What's going on? What'd I miss?

Lil, it's your brother, he's...

going through puberty!

[fierce snarling]

It's not puberty, it's poor online etiquette.

-Oh. -Oh...

His toxicity levels are too high!

He cannot be approached physically,

so we must approach him digitally.

Hey, Jack. It's me, Lil.

Snap out of it!

Be quiet, troll! Lil would never speak on the mic.

Don't you dare pretend to be her, you noob!

You better not suck like all my other teammates,

or I'ma go crazy!

Don't worry, bros, time to kill him with kindness.

Here, valuable teammate, take this item.

[growls] Uh... thanks.

-I'm so fast now. -[dramatic music]

Ugh. You Jester mains are so cheap.

[evil laughter]

Use your arrow to finish the kill.

Ah!

[announcer] First take-down.

My... first take-down.

-[dramatic music] -I'll power you up.

Use your ultimate.

[thudding]

My ultimate.

Come on, let's rush the castle!

-[thudding] -[sword clanking]

-[explosion] -[announcer] Victory.

I won.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

-I won! -Whoo-hoo!

[giggles] We did it!

How does it feel, Jack?

Um, Jack?

Umm...

GG's, easy clap.

Maybe next time, play a character

that can support my Elfion better.

My back's starting to hurt from carrying.

Get to know the meta, noob!

-Is he fine now? -Did you get enough points?

I'll be right back.

Yeah, you might need to work on your rotation.

Wait, what are you doing? I'm queued for another game!

Please!

[grunts] It burns, it burns!

I'm sorry, but it's for your own good.

You need to detox.

[shouts]

[serene music]

[bird chirping]

[serene music continues]

I told you my two rules.

Why'd you go and break them?

Because I'm One-Take Jack.

I'm adaptable. That's my thing.

Is it?

[sighs] I guess not.

Did you have fun our first game?

Yeah.

Have you had fun since?

No.

Just take a breath

and let the toxicity flow away.

[inhales, exhales]

[twinkly, serene music]

Geez, how did you get so wise?

And why does it only apply to video games

and nothing else you do?

Okay, that was toxic, sorry.

The realm conquered you today.

Maybe tomorrow we can try to conquer it back.

I thought you said we don't conquer the realm.

Be quiet, noob.

[both laughing]

-[tranquil piano music] -[birds chirping]

[Halmoni] Overcoming conflict,

embracing our differences,

and celebrating the uniqueness in each other.

It doesn't matter if you were born into, or brought together,

family, gajok,

must be taken care of to stay strong.

[tranquil music continues]

[video game noises]

Come on, soldier, we're almost there.

Lil, I have to run.

You're the only one home. If the doorbell rings,

I need you to answer it.

-[Lil] Sure thing! -I mean it.

The Hooblers are bringing Barry by for a grooming.

Got it!

Minerals secured.

And we really need to make things right

after the "Cockapoodle Whoopsie-doodle."

-I'll take care of it. -Thanks, Hon.

Our cosmos is about to be reborn.

What would that even look like?

-[doorbell rings] -Ugh. Seriously?

Worst timing ever, Ms. Hoobler.

[doorbell rings]

Guess I'll just hit pause.

We've acquired the resources to terraform a neoteric moon.

-[Adm. Albacore continues] -Oh, come on.

You're not gonna let me pause?

Hmm.

[doorbell rings]

Oh, hey, Miss Hoobler, I'll be right down!

[doorbell rings]

I said I'm coming!

-[Adm. Albacore] Remember me... -Almost there, Miss Hoobler!

[doorbell rings, knocking]

...as I am now.

[knocking]

Commence the countdown!

Five, four...

-[knocking] -...three, two...

...one!

Whoa!

-[thudding] -[panting] Whoa!

-[groans] -[knock, knock]

All right, Miss Hoobler, I'm here.

Op! Forgot my keys. [chuckles]

-[wistful music] -[bird chirping]

[sniffs]

Oh, smells good, hon!

Jack said it's his favorite, so I wanted to surprise him.

Mmm. Mmm! Lucky kid.

Hey, Lil! Maybe we skip practice tonight, eh?

It's the playoffs, Dad!

And I'm not gonna miss my GoStop game!

[door closes]

[cheerful music]

[sniff] Oh, that's good!

[door opens, closes]

[sniffing]

Smell. Familiar.

[gasp] Butter Chicken!

Whoa!

Butter chicken with fresh naan.

I can't believe you did this!

Mmm!

[gasps] Wait! Is it after 5:00?

I'm supposed to be face-calling Mom.

This is delicious. Thanks, Min!

Oh, yeah. The--the tablet is charging...

by the TV.

[deep sigh]

[sad music]

Oh, Mom, guess what Min made for dinner?

Butter chicken!

Just like we had in Jaipur.

Maybe even better.

[Alice] That looks delicious!

Oh, Min, did you already finish?

Uh, no! I'm here. I'm here.

How's it going, Alice?

Staying safe, I hope?

Eh, can't complain.

I was filming these raccoons today,

and I've got a peach in my backpack,

and two of them distract me,

another goes around behind and steals...

[serene music]

[Halmoni] Happiness need balance.

We need to care for each other,

but also, it is important to care for ourself.

[sigh] I never get to do this.

[tired sigh]

Hey, seen the car keys?

I'm running late for spin class.

I tossed them on the side there.

[purring]

And you'll take care of...

[gasps, groans]

So, you definitely got the kids covered?

Yeah, well, if I do, then you'll call the plumber?

Yeah, sure.

Cool. Cool, cool. Thanks.

-[dramatic music] -I need a ride to Deb's.

-[giggles] -No running.

Open it, open it, open it...

Stop jammin' on the handle.

[beeps]

Buckle up!

[frustrated sigh]

-Okay, let's rock. -[engine starts]

[bell dinging]

[horn honks]

[frenetic music]

-[honking] -Come on! Come on!

[tires screech]

[tires screech]

[honking]

[frustrated groan]

[tires screech]

[turn signal blinking]

Oh! Hello!

Hello!

Thank you, dear.

Of course!

[beep, beep beep]

[beep, beep beep]

This scanner's in a mood today, isn't it?

Is there a way to look up my name?

What a splendid idea.

How do you do that?

-I think you go to the portal... -[groaning]

Just give me a day pass!

Ooh!

[techno music playing]

Ugh! Oh...

All right, slackers, who's ready to work?

Time... to... sweat!

Nope!

Ah.

[serene music]

[dramatic music]

[ferocious roaring]

[spy music]

[hacking cough]

Achoo!

Bless you!

-[roaring on TV] -[stomach growls]

Ramen sounds good right about now.

Hey, Mom.

Hmm.

Out of ramen.

No food is safe with kids in the house.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Guess I better add that to the list.

[ferocious roaring]

[humming]

Ah!

Mmm!

[sniffing]

You smell that?

Fresh tracks.

They couldn't have gotten far.

Let's go!

[cheerful music]

Heh heh heh. [sniffing]

Hey, Umma. What you got there?

[serene music]

[Halmoni] To appreciate the moment we have,

we also must focus on what is important.

[ambient pop music]

-Ooh! My back! -[bones cracking]

[music continues]

[dramatic sting]

How is this even possible?

There's only two of them.

Come on, man, give it--

Oh, gross.

-Oh! -[thud]

[angry groan]

[vacuum whirs]

[sniffs]

[grunts]

[kiai]

I love my kids, I love my kids, I love my...

Ahh! Ehh!

You have have destroyed me,

but you'll never overcome the power of the dark!

[inhales]

Oh, no! My innards!

Blah!

[grumbles]

And... cut!

Oh, man, that looked wicked.

Let me see, let me see!

[laughing]

Awesome!

-Oh, man! Sick! -Yes!

Hey, Dad, can you man the camera for the next scene?

[gentle music]

Ooh! Ehh! Ugh!

[laughs]

[splashes]

Okay, cats.

[serene music]

[muted scream-singing]

[Halmoni] In order to truly love each other...

[crying]

...we must find the sparks we share,

and never let it fade.

The days are long,

but the years are short.

That is Chul-su.

He write a new song for me every week for whole summer.

Was he your boyfriend?

First of many. [giggles]

But he's gone now.

Wow, you've got so many amazing--

When you are old, like me,

memories are all you have.

[gasps] Wait a minute.

Ah!

I am oldest to live!

I better call my sister before she's gone too.

She owe me $75.

Mom, that's terrible!

A bet is a bet!

[gentle music]

[laughs] Jack, look at this.

Jack?

Jack?

Jack?

Jack!

Whatcha doin' out here, weirdo?

Listening to Halmoni's stories made me think about my mom.

Where she is, what she's up to...

[gentle music]

Hey, check this out.

Ha!

Not the most flattering angle.

Speak for yourself.

I think I look cute.

[gentle music continues]

[Halmoni] In the end,

there are only two things that matter in life.

Family...

and paying up!

[upbeat scatting]

[theme music playing]

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪