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[light music playing]

[game sounds playing]

[heavy sigh] Another day, another penny.

-[indistinct rumbling] -Whoa!

Lily!

Anusha!

Debs!

LAD!

[laughter]

Finally! Best friend trio is back together!

Please get off of me.

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

Go... LAD!

This is it.

The canvas on which we paint our masterpiece.

For this LAD day, we finally become...

Gold Rush champions!

The golden karaoke machine!

It'd be proof of our ultimate teamwork.

This prize is what we've worked our entire friendship for.

Plus, we could have some sick

[singsongy, echoing] karaoke nights!

Nothin's gonna stop us this year.

Gooo... LAD! LAD! LAD!

Except winning the Gold Rush is impossible.

-What? -Nothing.

[rumbling]

[people screaming]

Our competition's looking fierce! Hyah!

-Think we can handle it? -Heck, yeah!

No one has our combined skills.

We're strategic, strong, creative!

The ultimate team, LAD!

[grunting]

[bell clanging]

[Craig] Calling all gamers.

Welcome to the annual Gold Rush.

Rules are simple.

Head-to-head matches.

Lose once, and you're out.

The survivors show down in Lake-pocalypse

with the reigning champ... HB3.

[all gasp]

Nobody can beat the champ.

Absolute legend!

Challengers, are you ready

to Gold Rush?

[gamers cheer]

Alright, remember,

stick together and no one can beat us.

[Craig] Up first:

LAD vs. Influencers!

[horse neighing, game sound]

-Giddy up! -Yah!

[horses galloping]

-Yee-haw! -[click]

[cameras clicking]

[horses galloping, crashing]

[game over sound]

[Craig] Down go the Influencers.

Next: LAD vs. K-Aunties!

[heaving] Hyah!

[panting] Woo!

-[chuckling] -Yeah!

[indistinct arguing]

[Craig] LAD vs. Meats of Strength!

[gaming sounds]

[bell ringing]

-Yeah! [cheering] -Yeah!

[Craig] LAD vs. Skoutz Honor.

[quacking sound, bell ringing]

-[laughing] -Yeah!

[Craig] Team LAD vs. the reigning champion

in the final showdown.

[growling]

Come on, LAD, one more win.

-We got this! -We got this!

[light and sound fade]

[suspenseful music playing]

[clinking]

[knuckles cracking]

Oh no, you don't got this.

[everyone gasps]

Introducing your reigning champ,

aka The Great Unbeatable, aka HB3,

and also my teenage boss

'cause her grandpa owns the place,

Hank-N Beans III!

[gaming sounds]

The champ is here!

Forget HB3. We got this!

LAD will play as Surfer Warriors.

HB3 will play as the kraken again.

Showdown!

[gaming music playing]

No mercy!

Let's squash that squid, LAD!

Is that all you got? I'll show you.

[squid growls]

We still got this, guys!

[squid growls]

I'm not so sure we got this.

[laughs]

Told you.

My thumbs are cramping!

My eyeballs are crystallizing!

I can't feel my face! [gasps]

The face! That's it!

Girls, all together, into the face!

[squid growling]

[cackles] Victory is mine!

Ready, LAD?!

-Yeah! -Yeah!

[shouting excitedly]

No! How is this happening?!

-Oh, my gosh! -Oh, my gosh!

You can't do that!

[incredulous gasp]

[rapid beeping]

[game over song]

What?!

Go... LAD! LAD! LAD!

[LAD laughing and cheering]

Uh, we have a new champion.

Would you believe it!

I now pronounce you, Gold Rush ch--

Hold it! They didn't win. They couldn't have.

They totally cheated at Lake-pocalypse.

And they must have cheated at every other game too!

What're you talking about?

We won fair and square!

Back us up here, Craig.

Eh, yeah, I didn't see any--

What's that, employee?

[exasperated gasp] Student loans.

I mean,

team LAD totally cheated.

[angry cries]

Wow, this crowd really turns on a dime.

Ugh. Gamers.

What do we do now?

I'm still your Gold Rush champion!

Craig, my trophy.

Huh? Oh, yeah, they took it.

[doors creaking, slamming]

Argh.

So, we're really doing this, huh?

-For LAD! -For LAD!

Gamers, are you gonna let them get away with this?

Cheating and stealing from me

is cheating and stealing from you!

Off with their thumbs!

LAD must answer for their crimes.

Can you dig it?! [echoing]

[panting]

[gamers scream and shout]

So, what's the plan? Can't go to my house.

My mom orders from the Cookie Scouts all the time.

Can't go to my house! My sister is friends with Beef's brothers.

The Aunties obviously know where I live, so... [gasps]

I know a toe who can hide us 'till the heat dies down!

-Dead Ed's! -But that'll take us through...

[all] Downtown.

There they are!

No other choice. Run!

Gamers, descend upon the city!

Bring me my trophy!

[cheering and shouting]

[motors whir]

-[LAD screaming] -[motors whir]

[panting]

[thud]

[angry shouting]

-Alright. All we gotta do is-- -Huh?

Hi!

Is there a back door out of this place or...?

Awesome! Thanks, lady!

-Whoa! -Whoa!

[suspenseful music playing]

-No! -No!

[hissing]

Hoo! Ha!

[hissing, grunting]

[grunting]

[whispers] Photo op, guys.

Oh! Get it, Debs! Oh yeah, that's it!

-Internet Gold, baby! -[cameras clicking]

-[grunting] -Now, come on!

Quick thinking, Debs.

That ought to keep 'em busy for a while.

Through here! This should spit us out right near Dead--

[motors whir]

Oh no! They have back scratchers!

[shouting]

[motors whir]

Whoa!

Whoa!

[motors whir]

Whoa!

[laughing, indistinct shouting]

Look out!

Whoa!

-[shouting] -[thud]

Ooh!

[indistinct shouting]

See you at Go-stop next week, Aunties!

I think I broke my butt!

-Me too! -Me three.

-But we got this. We're almost-- -[singsongy, taunting] LAD!

Come out and play.

LAD!

Come out and play.

End of the line, cheaters!

We didn't cheat!

Hank is just a sore loser!

Honest!

Cheaters!

Cheaters! Cheaters! Cheaters!

Uh, what do we do?

Run around in circles and scream?

-Sounds good. -[inhaling loudly]

[screaming]

[coughing]

Go... LAD!

Hey, look!

Yes! That bus will take us

straight to Dead Ed's. We're saved!

[shouts]

Here they are! [chanting]

-[LAD panting] -[gamers screaming]

[sighs]

Hey, are you guys hungr-- Oh, what the heck?

We're back at Hank 'n' Beans?

What? Who--

-Craig? -[ding]

You didn't actually think you could escape

my web of influence, did you?

Your little LAD squad is no match

for generational wealth.

[grunting, motors whir]

-[Influencer] Ugh! Get them! -Take me.

Just let my friends go!

No! Take me instead.

It's been an honor and privilege to know you both.

Guys! What are we doing?

LAD day is not about some dumb trophy.

It's about spending time together.

And we're not a great team because we win.

It's because we're dang best friends for life.

[emotional music]

We were winners before we even came here.

So, let's just give them what they want.

-Ready? -Ready.

Hey, Hank! Catch!

N-Tourage, catch my trophy!

[whistling sound, thud]

Yes! I win again!

[laughter]

Course you'd win. You have your grandfather

rig all the games for you.

Oh, so you're the cheater?

Uh, whoops.

-[gasps] -Cheater! Cheater!

-[shouts] -Boo!

Wow. This crowd really does turn on a dime.

Hey, back off!

You can't do this! I'm Hank-N Beans III!

Wait! No, don't!

Well, off to my shift at Woori Mart.

Hey, I know we spent most of LAD day

running from an angry mob,

and we didn't get the Gold Rush trophy,

but it was still a lot of fun.

Yeah! Like a real-life video game!

Was that the best LAD day yet?

Who says it has to end?

Sleepover at my house and video games 'till we puke.

Go... LAD! LAD! LAD!

[light music playing]

[yawns]

Nothing like 16 hours of sleep

to really get the most of your day.

Huh? Oh, totally.

[tapping on computer]

Is this the documentary you've been working on?

Uh, yeah, yeah. It's not ready though.

I get it, I get it. No spoilers.

I'll just make my breakfast and get out of your hair.

Why does the sky look like that? Is that a filter?

That's the sunrise.

You do know what a sunrise looks like, right?

[chuckles awkwardly]

Mind if I take a peek? I won't tell anyone.

No offense, Lil, but I'm kinda keeping it to myself for now.

Come on! You haven't shown me anything yet.

-What are you hiding? -It's not that.

I just need my privacy, okay?

[tuts] I'll see you later.

I have an early morning shoot tomorrow.

Early morning shoot? What do you mean? What time?

And what are you shooting?

Just let me in!

Honey, please!

You're stressing out Colonel Quack.

-[cat quacks] -I'm just frustrated.

I want to help Jack with his documentary,

but he's being all private about it for no reason.

He's entitled to his privacy, hon.

But I'm his half-sister. I can help!

Just because you live under the same roof now,

doesn't mean you can be in his business 24/7.

Maybe you're right.

I should give him his space in this house.

He'll appreciate that, honey.

Mwah.

But out of this house,

his whole stinking life is fair game!

All I gotta do is wake up early to see what he's hiding.

Easy!

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

[alarm clock ringing]

Turns out, to wake up early,

you just gotta stay up all night

with only your thoughts.

[door squeaks]

Has Jack always had a mustache?

[yawns, snores, thuds]

Get it together, Lily!

Gotta stay awake.

[light music playing]

-[panting, thuds] -[car alarm wailing]

-[groaning] -[dog barking]

[groans] Decaf!

[lock beeping]

Is this why he's been so secretive?

'Cause he's out here making money?

Mornin', Sam.

Morning, Mr. Calm. How are the kids?

Can't live with 'em, can't live without!

-Hey, save me those funnies! -Yes, sir. [chuckles]

Mr. Calm?

Jack's got kids?

What is happening?

I gotta get in there.

[panting, heaving]

[indistinct chatter]

What is this place?

Oof-- Ow!

You got any ID?

[nervous chuckle]

Of course. [laughs]

Let me just get you... some coffee!

Ah! Not decaf!

Hey, get back here!

[grunts]

Attention all units.

Keep an eye out for a suspicious person.

Red toque. Wild, bloodshot eyes.

Over and out.

Come on, big dog, you got this.

[barks]

I gotta be careful. How am I supposed

to get around here undetected?

Ugh! Why do they keep ordering

these dang child-sized jumpsuits?

Hmm.

Perfect.

Yeah, she couldn't handle how much I recycle.

[spy music playing]

[disguised voice] Beautiful day, isn't it?

It is a beautiful day!

-Do you own a red toque? -What? No!

I love showing off my natural curls.

[scribbling]

[gasps]

[clinks]

[man] That's right, Roger, leave no bottle unturned.

We can't have our water polluted by some infiltrator.

Man, this factory's security is intense.

It's just water.

[man 2] Hey John, crazy weekend, huh?

Wait! Is that--

That's right! [laughs]

What happens in Tisdale, stays in Tisdale.

Aha! Jack marks the spo... [thuds]

[whimsical music playing]

-Hello, Mr. Calm. -Ah!

What are you--? How did--?

I can't believe this! It's not even 7 AM!

Well, start believing,

'cause this coffee mustache is burning my nose hairs

and I'm ready to cause a scene!

So, start talking!

Fine! I'll explain. But then, you gotta leave.

This is a serious invasion of my privacy, Lil.

[sighs] I got a job here.

Yeah, you gotta give me more, bud.

All of my favorite documentaries

are about evil corporate corruption.

I figure, if I just do my job and record,

the factory's dark secrets will reveal themselves.

-And have they? -Um, not yet.

But I am in good standing

for employee of the month again.

Show me your eyes! The intruder has red bloodshot eyes.

Huh? Who is he looking for?

About that...

He's looking for you? Lil!

See what happens when you invade my privacy?

I just wanted to know about your documentary.

-Ugh, come on. -Whoa! No! Wait!

[both heaving]

You being here has made everything worse.

Let me help you.

[heaving, thud]

Quick, hide!

-Hey, John. -Oh, h-h-hey, Joey.

Hey, thanks for the vacation rec, by the way.

The wife loved it.

Whoa! Who's this? You new?

No! In fact sh-he was just leaving.

Hey there. The name's Crrrrr... amp?

Cramp Ssssss... tanchion. Yeah, Cramp Stanchion.

Uh, Cramp, were you asking where the donuts were?

Let me show you. Sorry, Joey, we gotta run.

-I'll grab you a fritter. -[door slams]

Oh! He remembered my favorite!

Quick! Get in here.

There's no donuts in here.

Just more dumb water.

Lil, you gotta get out of here right now.

But you've gotten zero usable footage.

I could help you actually get to the bottom of things.

You just have to trust me and my skills.

-Whoa! -[splash]

[gurgling]

[alarm sounding]

What happened to Batch Zero?

[gasps] Mr. Calm?

You've tainted our company's top secret,

ultra-pure spring water!

Just had a little accident.

We have it all under control. Right, Cramp?

[dripping]

[slurps]

[gasps] You're working with the intruder?!

No! I can explain!

[bubbles popping]

Jack, I farted.

[bubbles popping]

[growls]

[flushing sound]

[splash]

Ugh. This water tastes like farts!

[flushing sound]

[both screaming]

What about "Water: You literally need it to live"?

-Yes. -Yes, very good.

[both screaming]

And we present, H30!

[crowd cheering]

-Whoa! -Whoa!

-Ooh! -Ooh!

Great. Now we're sitting ducks for security,

and my doc is ruined. None of this...

would have happened if you just let me have my personal space.

Okay, yeah, I shouldn't have followed you.

But I only did it because you couldn't let me in,

-and that hurt my feelings. -You want in? Fine!

This documentary has been really hard!

I've got nothing. Working solo sucks!

And my mom does all of her movies herself.

So why am I having such a hard time?

Am I that bad?

You don't have to follow exactly in her footsteps, right?

[gurgling, flushing sound]

[both screaming]

[man] So, these are the rats

that have been farting in my prized water.

I'm disappointed in you, Jonathan.

-Mr. Sloshwell! -Ugh!

-I can explain! -I'm sorry, John.

No CEO enjoys

sending his two-time employee of the month to prison.

But you leave me no choice.

-[dialing, ringing] -No! No! No! No! No!

[grunts]

Well, when the police get here,

you'll have to explain why you illegally employed

a 13-year-old boy!

[surprised gasp]

John?! You were the best man at my wedding.

I'm gonna be sick! Ugh!

[laughing]

I wouldn't celebrate just yet.

-Huh? -Huh?

-Oops! -[paper shredding]

Trespassing was bad enough.

But you ruined Batch Zero.

That was our golden goose.

People were paying top dollar

for plain, old tap water with a dumb fancy name.

No matter,

we'll just sell them the fart water,

now with natural essence. [evil laugh]

And while you two rot in a jail cell,

I'll be rich as ever!

Umph! I love money.

Yes, um, get me the police.

You're a monster!

Looks like you win, Sloshwell.

But, it'd be a shame if everyone knew about...

Batch Zero.

Huh! Listen, let's not be rash.

I'll drop the charges if you don't leak that audio.

Deal?

Deal.

[mysterious music playing]

Sir, why did you let them go?

It's better they left before they realize

what's really going on in here.

[gurgles] Ugh! Taste like farts!

Oh man, I can't believe it!

I uncovered their whole operation!

I think you mean "we."

Okay, you're not wrong.

I told you I could help.

But you still shouldn't have followed me.

Yeah, my bad. Next time,

I'll just harass you even more until you let me join.

Since we can't share this audio,

tomorrow we'll find something new to record. Right?

-We start at 6:30 AM. -I'm there.

-[alarm clock sounding] -[Jack] Lil, wake up!

-[alarm continues] -[Lily snores, thud]

[theme music playing]

♪ Me and you, together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

♪ Me and you, together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪