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Mmm, protein.

Jack? Jack.

Come on, buddy, we gotta hit the road.

Oh, I miss being on the road.

Mom, how am I supposed to learn to be a filmmaker

when I'm not out there shooting cool stuff with you?

At the end of our journey,

we learn that no matter where you are,

there's always a good story worth telling.

You're right.

Maybe I'll be able to find something cool

here in Canyon Valley.

Thanks, Mom. Hmm?

Breakfast, Jack.

Pfft...

Hmm.

You hear about this break-in at the water treatment plant?

Something sketchy about it.

Oh, that's just Chuck.

He goes there to swim laps.

Morning.

-Morning, Lil. -Morning, Lil.

Has anyone seen my mug?

It's not in the usual spot...

No problem.

At least I still have my favorite chair...

Mom, Dad. A word.

I'm trying to adapt.

But I worked so hard to find the trailer

so I could have that room,

and now Jack gets that, and my mug, my chair.

Oh, honey, I'm sorry. I know it's a lot all at once.

We're kinda flying by the seat of our pants here too.

At least your pants are in their normal chairs.

Don't worry.

Things will calm down and get back to normal.

Until then try to share your space with Jack?

We could really use your help, hon.

I can share my house.

-How about some boba? -Mmm. Deal.

It's been an incredible journey with you Bradley, but...

Oh, I can't believe she's saying no to that hot guy.

Hey!

What are you watching?

Sad, Single, and Stranded.

It's this romance-type game show.

I'm a little sad, single and stranded myself.

Well, anyway, I'm gonna head out to find a cool story

for my next film. Bye!

We can help you with that.

Here's a cool story.

Walked elbow first into this bad boy.

Three stitches.

That's just the tip of the iceberg.

How about we take you around the house?

Show where all the bodies are buried.

-Bodies of people? -Maybe.

I mean, no.

What Min is trying to say

is that we've got some one-of-a-kind stories

-right here in this house. -Hmm.

No matter where you are,

there's always a good story worth telling.

All right, let's do this.

Yes.

Phew, I'll remember that one.

Lily. Too much boba is bad for tummy.

Uh, Halmoni, what are you doing?

Cleaning Jack's room. So handsome boy.

But terrible decorator.

Ugh, this room was supposed to be mine.

Why does he even need one if he's not going to use it?

Oh, sorry to hear about your dream room, Lily.

If someone take something from me like that,

I take ultimate revenge!

But you wouldn't do something like that, hmm?

Be nice to your brother. Umma and Appa need you.

Okay, yeah, Mom and Dad need my help.

This is the treehouse.

We built this all by ourselves.

I'm listening.

Almost went down during Termite Fest 2019.

No worries though. Called an exterminator.

Enemy destroyed.

Uh, you sure about that, Min?

Phew! A branch broke our...

Goodbye, fantasy gamer room.

You'll be mine one day.

But I can't let Mom and Dad down.

So for now, you belong to my half-brother Jack.

No!

Oh, no. They're gonna think I did this on purpose.

Taking revenge for getting my room stolen.

Nobody can know about this.

Right here, maybe the most haunted room in the house,

the attic.

Hmm, seen any ghosts?

Only the ghosts of Christmases past.

Min started untangling,

didn't see her again for 12 days.

It's not quite what I need.

Mom and I have raided tombs, ran with bulls.

I need something like that, something interesting.

I do know some animals who may be willing to run.

To the Groom & Board!

And it might just take us a minute to get there.

Shh!

Cover it up. No one has to know.

Cover it up. No one has to know.

Tiny sweater.

Stop it, Charlie!

-Bad boy! -Ohhh.

Oh, no, what a disaster! Huh?

Oh! Oh, my gosh, she's cleaning it.

So cute.

Ugh, so that's why they named you Barf.

Oh, my gosh, I've turned Jack's stuff into a biohazard.

Time for some heavy duty artillery.

It doesn't get more interesting than the Groom & Board.

Caution, do not mix with other-- bah, too much reading.

Time to wash away my sins.

Lama lather, flamingo fluffer, puppy polish...

Why didn't you share your space?

Ow!

Thank you, Charlie, very gentle.

So let me tell you about Denise.

She's a horrible gossip.

Cover it up! Cover it up!

-What did you say? -Cover it up.

No one has to know.

Hmm, sounds like someone's trying to cover something up.

Oh, jeez.

This wouldn't have happened if you shared your space.

I was trying. Come on, stay with me.

Gross.

All right. There's only one thing left to do.

Stage a burglary.

I can't believe it! I finally have a story.

-Was it the ornaments? -No.

First, I find a trail of jellylike orbs.

Followed by this mysterious tiny sweater.

Then, an unexplainable phone call.

Something is going on.

And I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.

Our work here is done.

Help! Jack's room has been burglarized.

Oh, no.

A criminal mastermind has broken into our home

and destroyed only your room?

-Exciting. -Exciting?

Not horrible? Heartbreaking?

Who cares, it's just stuff.

I have something even better now, a story!

That would have been good to know.

I've been gathering clues all day.

Connecting the dots.

Oh, yeah.

I might not have cornered the culprit yet,

but I won't stop until I do.

And when I find them,

I'll expose them with the greatest true crime documentary

anyone has ever seen.

I filmed everything.

I bet I caught them on camera already.

Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

I can't take it!

I ruined your stuff. I confess. It was me!

So, this was just you the whole time?

I'm sorry.

I was trying to move on and let you have the room in peace.

I know it doesn't look like it, but I swear it's true.

I know, it's okay.

But no bandit means no story.

And no story means no movie.

How come you want to make a movie so bad?

I wanna show my mom that I'm a filmmaker.

That I should be out on the road with her.

And I'll never make a great film if I can't find a story.

Hey, I know all the deep dark secrets of Canyon Valley.

I could help you find a story.

Yeah, that's what Dad and Min said.

I'm not talking Mom and Dad dark stories.

I mean real, hard-hitting, blow-your-mind type stuff.

Check this out.

What's more hard-hitting than termites?

Shh, they're bonding.

Why didn't I just come to you first?

Pfft, duh!

Ahem, so do you wanna stay the night in my room?

Until the burnt boba smell is gone?

-Uh, you sure? -Yeah. Why not?

Just until the smell's gone.

Move, move, move. They're coming.

You hear about all this business with "Chuck"

at the water treatment plant?

Wow, she doesn't even let us in there.

Jack? Jack?

Wake up, Jack!

Would you mind getting your disgusting socks outta my face?

Well, you destroyed the only other clean pair I have.

Hey, Mom! Sorry it's been a while.

Adjusting to Canyon Valley's been pretty tough.

I don't think I really get this town yet, but I'm not givin' up.

I'll take your advice

and I'll go find the big picture. Love you.

...have extremely sensitive stomach linings...

Ugh!

It's a perfect summer day and I'm stuck inside.

Oh, come on, Lil.

You promised me that today

would be our Groom & Board jam session with my tip tapes!

Do you need an extra kitty sticker, Mister Tape?

Where do a I find a sleeping bag, a flare gun, and a machete?

In the pantry above the-- Wait, where are you going?

Location scouting.

I'm lookin' for the big picture of Canyon Valley.

Huh? You need a guide.

-Well, I've already got a map. -You don't need a map.

You need a Lil. Eww.

You're saying you want to show Jack around town today?

Don't you want me to hang out with my half bro?

I guess my tapes can wait.

-I'm gonna need a machete too. -Not a chance.

I'm so proud of you for taking care of your brother.

You lose that boy

and you'll be grounded for the rest of your life.

Okay, have fun.

You got it.

I can't believe Lil volunteered for this.

I think this calls for a celebration dinner.

Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Sundubu!

Maybe I can go get the after dinner tapes?

Ooh, my...

Ahem!

Keep going.

Ahem! I'll go get the pot.

The only way to see Canyon Valley is the Lily way.

I call it the tour trifecta.

You gotta learn the history.

Next you gotta taste the cuisine.

And finally, you gotta experience the recreation.

Lil, look.

It's nice of you to do all of this,

but I only need to get to the highest summit in Canyon Valley.

My mom says, to get to the heart of the story,

you must first discover the big picture.

And I figure, highest point, best view for the big picture.

That would be a place called The Hill...

but I've never been.

Too climby-climby for me. Uh, Jack?

Come on, this could be a shortcut.

Hey! Get back here!

Whoa!

Whoa, we're here.

-What's here? -First leg of the trifecta.

Let's go see some history.

Big picture, here we come.

The Canyon Valley Museum.

Founded in 1877,

the museum was built into an old mine because--

Jack?

So this used to be an old mine?

They closed the mine, but left the tunnels.

Whoa, a map! If I were here, then... boom.

Another shortcut through the mines.

Jack! What about the trifecta?!

I should go after him.

If Jack dies on my watch,

I'll definitely get grounded.

You know, if Jack's gonna be with us for a while,

we might as well rip off the training wheels.

Wait, I don't know if he even likes spicy foods.

I don't know what he likes at all.

Aigo. Don't be ridiculous.

Everybody like spicy.

I've been living in Canyon Valley

for most of my adult life

and I've never stepped foot here before.

Whoa! Check it out.

Why walk to the Hill when we could ride to the Hill?

Ugh, come on, Jack. This is not part of my tour.

Oh, I didn't know you're afraid of mine carts?

I ain't scared of mine carts, hippie.

I'm just trying to keep us on a tight schedule.

See? I'm chill.

Then let's make it more exciting.

Oh, well, I guess this thing is pretty old.

Good thing this skeleton broke my fall.

You okay, Lil?

I think I still have a little feeling

on what's left of my butt.

Hey. Where do you think this goes?

Get back here.

Jack, I told you to stop...

This is not part of the tour.

Whoa, Lil, there's a door over here.

Jack! Do you not see the actual buckets of blood?!

You're kidding me. We're at Sammie's Sammies.

What's a Sammie's Sammies?

Only the best grub in town.

And the cuisine part of my tour.

Sammie makes a mean sandwich.

Whatever you do, don't go off menu.

Uh... Excuse me.

Mayo, uh, hurty my tum-tum.

Could I get it on the side?

Check this out.

Next!

I'll have The Threepwood. Captain ma'am.

-Toasted or untoasted. -Toasted.

Not toasted. Um, half and half.

Let's keep the line moving.

Cool shop you got here.

Reminds me of a sandwich place I went to in Florence.

How do you make your bread? What kind of wheat do you use?

Bread wheat.

Cool, coo-coo-coo-cool.

The good ole 'Merican way. Check this out.

I have this killer hot sauce I picked up when I was in Mexico.

I really think it'll make your sammies sing.

Here, try some.

Mmm, yummy Sammie.

Mom's gonna kill me.

So... what do you think?

So... good.

-What?! -What did I tell you?

Didn't think the youth

appreciated the Scoville scale anymore.

I'm adding a new sandwich to the menu.

I call it, "The Jack."

Sign my baby!

Here! Take all my money!

I owe you one, kid. I'll do anything...

and I mean anything.

Any chance you know of a quick route to The Hill?

Sammie said the shortcut is right around here.

I can't believe she named a sandwich after you.

I've been eating here for years.

That's gotta be it!

You don't even have a punch card.

Jack, I'm not gonna climb into a random hole full of--

Wait a minute.

That's not poop. That's creek sludge.

Come on.

But what if it was poop?

Okay, I'm not sure

if Jack's gonna be able to handle that much spice.

Will, little help?

I can't find any evidence of Jack ever eating spicy food.

And I used to have such a nice butt.

I don't know my boy.

I don't know my boy!

It's gonna be okay, honey.

And I think you still have a nice butt.

Uh-oh.

And finally the recreation.

Welcome to Beaver Bend Creek,

Canyon Valley's one and only swimming destination.

Ain't no one swimmin' in those waters, couyon.

They be cursed with the beast!

Well, what if we didn't have to get in the water?

Ooh.

Jack, what are you doing?

You're never gonna make it across.

Come on, it'll be fine.

If we don't go now, I'm gonna lose my light.

Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!

-You better be right about this. -Too late to turn back now.

Laissez les bons temps rouler!

I've never felt so alive!

-The beast cometh. -What?

Ooh!

Au revoir, bons amis.

Are we alive?

Hey, does my dad have any tip tapes

on how long it takes a fish to digest a couple of kids?

No, I just know what not to feed them.

Oh! Got any of that hot sauce left?

Whoa, that was awesome!

I'm almost there.

-Come on, Lil! -Wait.

My socks are soaked. I'm covered in sludge.

And The Hill is so far. Just leave me.

Okay.

You're leaving me?

Ugh!

-Whoa! -Whoa!

Your town is pretty beautiful.

Right? I've never seen it this way.

All right, here we go. This is it. Big picture time.

So, what is the big picture anyways?

I don't really know. Maybe the answer's in here?

-Nope. I got nothin'. -Seriously?

You're telling me we did all of that for nothing?

What a waste of a perfect summer day.

-Maybe not for nothing. -You comin' or what?

Whoa!

This is great, guys.

It has a nice kick. What's your secret?

Well, son, it's love.

No it's not. It's MSG.

What do you guys say to a good old Wylde Pak night hike?

We could go check out that big hill.

Uh, we're a bit tired tonight, Dad.

What about we get back

to our Groom & Board tip tape jam sesh?

Oh, boy! I'll get it rolling!

Will! Wrong tape!