Original subtitles

- TONIGHT...

- REOW! [laughs]

- IT'S PART TWO

OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.

- WHEN I GET TO MY BREAKING POINT, I FIGHT BACK.

- IF I WANT TO SAY ANYTHING, I WILL SAY IT TO THEIR FACE.

- THAT'S NOT NICE.

WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT?

- YOUR JAW WAS POPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET,

- OVER A TOILET.

- "KYLE'S A C-U-[bleep]-T."

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO SOMEBODY ELSE,

AND GOES TO ME BY ACCIDENT, ABOUT ME.

- SHE COMPLETELY THREW ME UNDER THE BUS.

- YOU SAID, "LISA PHONED ME AND SAID 'TAYLOR IS NOT MY FRIEND.'"

- NO. OH, I--THAT'S A LIE.

- I WAS BEING BULLIED IN A ROOM AND I HAD NO FRIENDS.

- AND YOU SAID, "I WILL KILL YOU," TWO TIMES?

- OH, [bleep] OFF.

- WHEN'S THE BOOK COME OUT, ANYWAY?

IT'S BEEN, LIKE, A HOT MINUTE.

- THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, OKAY?

- YOU MAKE IT THE WORLD'S BUSINESS.

- YOU'RE WAY OUT OF YOUR PLACE.

NO, OUT OF LINE. - NO, YOU ARE.

- YOU ARE ANGRY SPICE.

- BRANDI, WHAT WAS HARDER,

NAVIGATING AROUND BEVERLY HILLS IN CRUTCHES,

OR JOINING THIS GROUP OF WOMEN?

- I THINK THAT THIS GROUP OF WOMEN

IS PROBABLY THE HARDEST TO GET ALONG WITH IN TOWN.

IT'S DEFINITELY BEEN FUN AND ENTERTAINING,

BUT ALSO REALLY, REALLY DIFFICULT.

- WELL, BRANDI HOBBLED ONTO THE SCENE WITH CRUTCHES, NO BRA,

ONE HIGH HEEL AND NO FILTER.

- WHOO! WHOO! - SINCE THEN, BEVERLY HILLS

HASN'T BEEN THE SAME. TAKE A LOOK.

- WHO'S THAT? - I DON'T KNOW, SHE'S TALL.

- IN BEVERLY HILLS, YOUNGER AND PRETTIER WOMEN

ARE OFTEN MET WITH HOSTILITY AND JEALOUSY.

- IT'S A WEDGE-BUT-NO-BRA PARTY.

[laughter]

- FOR GOD'S SAKE. [laughter]

CAN SHE NOT RAM THAT BIKINI A LITTLE FURTHER UP HER ASS?

I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. - [laughs]

BLOODY HELL.

THAT RIGHT NIPPLE'S ABOUT TO POP OUT.

BRANDI IS DRUNK AND SHE'S ON XANAX.

- ALL THE XANAX JUST KICKED IN...

AND I CAN BARELY PUT A SENTENCE TOGETHER. IT'S GREAT.

- AND SHE'S ALL OVER MY HUSBAND.

BACK OFF. GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY HUSBAND.

DO I HAVE TO COME OVER THERE?

- AS THEY COME OUT OF THE WATER,

AND HE'S GETTING NAKED.

[laughs]

AWESOME. [laughs]

- CAN YOU NOT AT LEAST GO UP AND SAY,

"YOU DON'T WHIP OUT YOUR PENIS AT A PARTY

AND PEE ON THE GRASS."

- I COULD TELL YOU WHAT HER PROBLEM IS.

SHE HAS NO FILTER.

SHE JUST SAYS WHAT SHE WANTS TO SAY.

- COCK.

- OHH! WOW.

- I JUST FIND HER TO BE TACKY.

- DID YOU SOOTHE THE BATON?

[laughter]

- YOU GET WHAT YOU GIVE IN LIFE, AND YOU GIVE OFF,

LIKE, BITCHINESS, YOU'RE GETTING IT BACK.

- LET'S HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR HER TRIPPING ON A HIGH HEEL.

[laughter]

AND I'M PRETTY GOOD AT BEING A BITCH. [laughs]

BRING IT, BITCH.

- ARE YOU CALLING ME A BITCH?

- OKAY, YOU'RE A BITCH.

- YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

- YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE A GODDAMN BITCH.

- WATCH YOUR MOUTH.

- AT LEAST I DON'T DO CRYSTAL METH IN THE BATHROOM

ALL NIGHT LONG, BITCH.

- THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR.

- I WILL [bleep] KILL YOU!

- DO NOT PUT YOUR [bleep] FINGER

IN MY FACE. - OH, PLEASE.

- YOU'RE GONNA GET MY [bleep] FINGER IN YOUR FACE, TOO.

- LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN!

- REALLY? - NO, NO! STOP IT!

- OKAY, ENOUGH! - YOU'RE A SLUT PIG.

- COLOR ME SLUT.

- OKAY, SO YOU CALL YOURSELF A SLUT READILY.

IS THAT A DEFENSE MECHANISM, OR...

- UM...

I HEARD SOME OF THE GOSSIP GOING IN,

TO WHAT THE LADIES WERE SAYING ABOUT THE WAY I DRESSED,

AND WHAT THEY WERE SAYING, BECAUSE I WAS SINGLE

AND I TALK ABOUT DATING AND I TALK ABOUT SEX,

AND THERE WAS WHISPERS, AND, YOU KNOW,

I REALLY DON'T CARE. I'M NOT A SLUT.

I MEAN, LIKE I SAID, I WISH I WAS, 'CAUSE SEX IS FUN,

BUT YOU KNOW, I JOKE AROUND A LOT, SO...

- UM, CAMILLE, WHAT DID YOU THINK

OF BRANDI CALLING HERSELF A SLUT?

- I THINK SHE'S A RIOT.

I THINK IT'S FUNNY, AND I THINK IT'S VERY SELF-DEPRECATING,

AND I DON'T THINK SHE BELIEVES SHE'S A SLUT.

- SO WE GOT A LOT OF EMAILS ABOUT YOUR BIKINI IN HAWAII.

- OH, WHAT BIKINI? - I KNOW, RIGHT? WHICH ONE?

- IT WAS NON-EXISTENT. - AND SO, YOU KNOW--

- LACK OF. [laughs]

- LOUELLA FROM DAPHNE, ALABAMA SAID,

"BRANDI, IN HAWAII, WHY DID YOU FEEL THE NEED

TO BE SO EXPOSED IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF MARRIED MEN?"

- OH, THERE-- WHO WAS MARRIED?

MAURICIO AND KEN? - UH, MY HUSBAND.

- TWO--TWO MEN. - EXACTLY.

- WHO ELSE-- OH, PAUL WAS THERE, BUT--

- RIGHT. [laughs] - BUT IT--

WELL, SHE'S USED TO WALKING AROUND NAKED.

- EXCEPT THAT'S A QUESTION MARK RIGHT THERE. IT'S A JOKE.

- NO, IT'S NOT A QUESTION MARK. WE'RE MARRIED, YEAH.

- SHE'S USED TO WALKING AROUND NAKED.

- I'M JOKING.

- WHEN YOU'RE GOING ON A TRIP

WITH GIRLFRIENDS AND THEIR HUSBANDS,

IS IT COOL TO HAVE YOUR ASS OUT?

- UH, THAT'S ME IN GENERAL,

AND I'M NOT GONNA CHANGE MYSELF FOR ANYONE.

MY BATHING SUITS HAVE BEEN THE SAME SINCE FOREVER.

- DID YOU LADIES-- - SINCE SHE'S TWO YEARS OLD.

[laughter]

- I WAS 25, UH, IT'S LEGAL. - NO, NO, HONESTLY,

ALL MY BATHING SUITS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN TINY,

ALL MY GIRLFRIENDS WEAR THE SAME TINY BATHING SUITS.

THIS IS A NEW WORLD WITH THESE LADIES AND THEIR ONE-PIECES

AND COVER-UPS. - NO, IN EUROPE

IT'S MORE LIKE THAT. YOU WEAR SOMETHING THAT BIG.

- WELL, USUALLY-- THEY'RE LUCKY I HAD A TOP ON.

- SO BRANDI, LOOKING BACK, WOULD YOU HAVE HANDLED YOURSELF

ANY DIFFERENTLY THIS SEASON?

- UM, YEAH, I MEAN, I HAVE REGRETS, FOR SURE,

BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE IT BACK, SO-- YOU KNOW, DO I WISH I HADN'T

TAKEN A XANAX AND GOTTEN ON A FLIGHT AND BEEN ON CAMERA?

YES. I WAS MORTIFIED WHEN I SAW THAT EPISODE,

BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE IT BACK, AND YOU JUST HAVE TO OWN IT

AND KEEP ON MOVING.

- VERY GOOD.

- ROSA FROM MONTGOMERY, ALABAMA, SAYS,

"KYLE, YOU'RE MY FAVORITE, BUT I SAW AN UGLY SIDE TO YOU

"AT YOUR CHARITY EVENT.

WHY WERE YOU INITIALLY SO CATTY TOWARDS BRANDI?"

- THE FACT THE SHE WAS SORT OF LIKE, YOU KNOW,

COMING INTO THE GROUP, INTO THE SHOW,

I JUST KIND OF HAD MY GUARD UP, SCARED.

SO I WAS VERY DEFENSIVE AND JUST RIDICULOUS.

- OKAY, WELL, I WANT TO RUN THROUGH

A FEW DIFFERENT EMAILS ABOUT GAME NIGHT, OKAY?

CAROL FROM SILVER SPRINGS, MARYLAND SAID,

"KYLE, I GET THAT YOU'RE PROTECTIVE OF YOUR SISTER,

BUT MY ADMIRATION WAS SHOT DOWN AT GAME NIGHT."

- JED FROM NEW YORK CITY SAID, "YOU BROUGHT A WHOLE NEW MEANING

TO THE PHRASE, 'MEAN GIRL.'"

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THOSE

WHO CALLED YOU A MEAN GIRL THAT NIGHT?

- I AGREE. - YOU DO?

- YES, ABSOLUTELY.

LIKE I SAID, I WASN'T EVEN GIVING HER A CHANCE,

AND THEN AT GAME NIGHT, I WENT TO THE OTHER ROOM,

AND ONE OF THE GIRLS CAME UP TO ME AND SAID

THAT BRANDI HAD SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MY SISTER BEING ON DRUGS,

AND THAT--TO ME, I WAS LIKE, [snaps fingers] "DONE."

AND I WAS ALREADY VERY STRESSED OUT

WITH MY SISTER AT THAT TIME.

I WAS VERY, VERY ON EDGE ANY TIME

MY SISTER AND I WERE TOGETHER,

SO THE WHOLE EVENING WAS A DISASTER,

AND I FELT VERY BADLY ABOUT THAT, AND--

- DUKE FROM BOWLING GREEN, KENTUCKY, SAYS,

"BRANDI, YOU WEREN'T INNOCENT.

"YOU ACTUALLY THREATENED TO KILL KYLE.

"DO YOU TAKE ANY BLAME FOR GAME NIGHT

TURNING INTO A FLAMING BALL OF HATE?"

- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY, I DO. I TAKE, YOU KNOW,

I TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR LOSING MY TEMPER,

BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR,

AND I FELT LIKE I WAS BEING BULLIED IN A ROOM,

AND I HAD NO FRIENDS, AND IT JUST CONTINUED

AND CONTINUED, AND EVERYONE HAS A BREAKING POINT,

AND WHEN I GET TO MY BREAKING POINT, I FIGHT BACK.

- DID YOU CROSS THE LINE WHEN YOU ACCUSED KIM

OF BEING ON CRYSTAL METH?

- DO I REGRET SAYING THAT SPECIFICALLY?

YES, BUT THE TRUTH IS, SHE WAS ON SOMETHING,

AND SHE WAS IN AND OUT OF THE BATHROOM ALL NIGHT,

AND SHE'S IN REHAB NOW, SO CLEARLY I WASN'T WRONG.

- DO YOU THINK-- - WELL, YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT

WHAT IT WAS, AND THAT WAS A VERY SERIOUS ACCUSATION,

WHICH IS WHY I GOT SO DEFENSIVE,

BECAUSE I KNOW THAT ONCE YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT

IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS, IT'S GONNA FOLLOW YOU.

- RHONDA FROM BREMERTON, WASHINGTON SAID,

"KYLE, CONSIDERING THAT KIM IS IN REHAB NOW,

DO YOU OWE BRANDI AN APOLOGY?"

- OH, I APOLOGIZED TO BRANDI A LONG TIME AGO,

BUT NOTHING TO DO WITH MY SISTER BEING IN REHAB.

- IT WAS A DARK WEEKEND, AND AFTER THE FACT,

I GOT A LONG TEXT FROM KYLE, AND I OWNED UP TO MY PART,

BUT THEN I WASN'T FEELING LIKE

THEY WERE ACCEPTING ANY RESPONSIBILITY,

LIKE, FOR A LONG TIME. LIKE, YOU WERE LIKE,

"BUT YOU WERE THE ONE THAT DID SOMETHING WRONG."

AND NOW, AFTER YOU'VE SEEN IT BACK,

YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE JUST AS-- - WE ALL FELT BAD ABOUT IT,

'CAUSE I BACKED KYLE, BECAUSE SHE'S MY FRIEND.

I DIDN'T KNOW BRANDI. - LISA CALLED ME

AND APOLOGIZED FOR WHAT SHE SAID ABOUT ME.

- I DIDN'T KNOW, AND I--

- RIGHT, SO THEN WHEN YOU SAW THE SHOW, YOU--

- I WAS MORTIFIED, YEAH, AND I SAID THAT.

I STOOD BEHIND KYLE AND I BACKED HER,

JUST AS A GOOD FRIEND, YOU KNOW, BACKING SOMEBODY UP,

THAT'S WHAT YOU DO,

BUT THEN WHEN I SAW IT PLAYED BACK,

I REALIZED THAT IT REALLY WASN'T HOW IT HAD BEEN EXPLAINED TO ME.

- BRANDI, IN YOUR BRAVO BLOG YOU SAID THAT,

"I GREW UP WITH PARENTS THAT TAUGHT ME

"THAT BULLYING IS AN INDEFENSIBLE CRIME.

I GUESS THEY DON'T TEACH THAT TO CHILD STARS."

- [scoffs] - DO YOU THINK KIM AND KYLE...

- REOW! [laughs]

- WERE BULLIES?

- YEAH, YOU KNOW, I DO. - WOW.

- I HAVE NEVER TREATED ANYONE LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE,

AND MY PARENTS TAUGHT ME TO LOVE EVERYONE EQUALLY,

AND TO GIVE EVERYONE A FAIR CHANCE.

I THINK SHE WAS ON THE DEFENSE,

'CAUSE SHE THOUGHT I WAS SOMETHING I WASN'T.

WE'VE GOTTEN PAST IT,

BUT I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO ANYONE.

- BUT I THINK ALSO, LIKE, SHE WAS ON THE DEFENSE,

AND THEN YOU GOT ON THE DEFENSE AND YOU SAID, "I WILL KILL YOU."

TWO TIMES? I MEAN... - BUT--YEAH, I KNOW.

I'M SURE THAT'S-- THAT WASN'T YOUR PARENTS'--

- YOU SAID, "BRING IT ON, BITCH," FIRST, DID YOU NOT

SAY, "BRING IT ON, BITCH?" - YEAH, I SAID, "BRING IT,"

AND THEN--YEAH-- YEAH, OH, GOSH.

IT WAS A ROOM AGAINST ME, SO IF YOU GUYS--

I'M IN A CAST, SITTING IN A CHAIR.

YOU'RE IN MY FACE? I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT.

IT'S THAT SIMPLE. [laughter]

- ARE YOU A FIGHTER? - I'M SURE YOU WOULD.

- NO, BUT I FEEL LIKE I COULD BE.

- EXACTLY, SO WHEN SHE'S PROTECTING KIM,

BECAUSE KIM HAS A REAL DISEASE,

AND SHE'S PROTECTING HER, HER ADRENALINE'S PUMPING, TOO,

SO SHE'S SAYING THINGS SHE DOESN'T MEAN,

- YEAH, BUT THEY RAN OVER TO WHERE I WAS.

- BUT "I WILL KILL YOU? I WILL KILL YOU.

I WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE AWAY FROM YOU?"

THAT'S PRETTY HARSH, TOO, SO I'M JUST SAYING,

IF YOU'RE GONNA SAY THE MESSAGES THAT YOUR PARENTS TAUGHT YOU,

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THEM, TOO.

- RIGHT. OKAY, TAYLOR.

- IT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH, GOING BACK TO THAT.

"I WILL EFFING KILL YOU."

AND THAT WAS LIKE-- - IS THAT A FIGURE OF SPEECH?

- NO, NO, BUT IT WAS LIKE A KIND OF--

- DO YOU REALLY THINK I MEANT IT?

- AS IT WENT LIKE THAT, IT WASN'T KIND OF

A CALCULATED-- - RIGHT.

WE ALL SAW IT. - RIGHT, I GET IT.

- YOU KNOW, IT WAS JUST LIKE, AHH! THAT'S IT.

- SO TALK TO ME ABOUT HIDING THE CRUTCH.

- I DIDN'T DO THAT. THIS IS WHAT'S INTERESTING ABOUT THAT,

I DID NOT DO THAT. - KIM HID THE CRUTCH.

- AND THE TRUTH IS, SHE CAME TO ME AND SAID LATER,

"I'M JUST KIDDING, IT'S RIGHT BEHIND HER SOFA,"

BUT NOBODY KNEW THAT.

- [whispering] WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER CRUTCHES?

- [laughs]

- YOU HID HER CRUTCHES?

I DID NOT DO THAT. I WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

- BUT YOU KNEW ABOUT IT. YOU HAD KNOWLEDGE OF IT,

AND YOU LAUGHED. - YES, SHE TOLD ME,

AND SHE LAUGHED, BUT SHE ALSO TOLD ME,

"IT'S BACK THERE, IT'S RIGHT THERE," SO THAT--

- BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME.

- WHAT?

- MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME.

- OH, I--I DON'T KNOW.

I WAS OUT OF THE ROOM WHEN YOU WERE LEAVING.

[laughter]

- I'LL JUST HOP AWAY. I JUST WANTED TO LEAVE.

- I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT. - ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS LEAVE,

AND I COULDN'T. IT'S HILARIOUS.

- I HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT,

AND THAT'S TERRIBLE, I UNDERSTAND,

AND MY SISTER, WHEN SHE TOLD ME--

- YOU CAN'T SAY YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT,

BECAUSE YOU HAD THE KNOWLEDGE, AND KNOWLEDGE IS POWER,

YOU COULD HAVE RECTIFIED IT.

- BRANDI, BRANDI, BRANDI, GIVE IT A REST.

- I'M JUST SAYING, YOU CAN'T GO THERE, THAT'S--

- I THOUGHT WE WERE ALREADY PAST THAT.

- "GIVE IT A REST?" OKAY. - WELL, I'M ASKING ABOUT IT.

- I KNOW, BUT SHE'S-- SHE KNOWS I DIDN'T DO THAT.

SHE KNOWS IT WASN'T ME.

- COMING UP NEXT...

- I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU, BY THE WAY.

- YOU'RE TALKING TO EVERYONE. WOW, BACK OFF, OKLAHOMA.

- WE ARE BACK WITH MORE OF

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.

I'M ANDY COHEN.

SPEND ANY AMOUNT OF TIME

WITH THE LADIES OF BEVERLY HILLS,

AND ONE THING BECOMES CRYSTAL CLEAR--

THEY EXUDE REFINEMENT, DIGNITY, AND CLASS....

[laughter] - VERY FUNNY.

- MOST OF THE TIME. WATCH THIS.

[laughter]

- IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY--

- YOU ARE A GODDAMN BITCH.

- I MEAN, WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?

- DON'T BE HITTING ON ME, YOU SICKO!

- WHO TALKS LIKE THAT? I DON'T KNOW, I MEAN,

MAYBE I'M OLD FASHIONED.

ARE YOU READY TO TAKE THESE CREAKY BEAVERS UP THE MOUNTAIN?

- NOT CLASSY.

[bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep].

- IF YOU DON'T WATCH IT, SOMETHING WILL BE

STUCK UP YOUR BOTTOM, IF YOU DON'T WATCH IT.

- NO SUCH LUCK FOR ME. - YEAH.

- I HAVE TO GO ACROSS THE ROAD FOR THAT.

COME ON, PUT OUT.

- I THINK "CLASSLESS" WAS THE WORD.

- I THINK IT WAS OUT OF LINE.

- NIPPLES ARE IN THE SEASON, SO I'M SORRY.

- WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?

- HOLY [bleep]. I NEED TO GOBBLE MY DRINK, HOLD ON.

- [bleep]

- [indistinct] - [bleep], [bleep]

- I LOVE YOU.

[bleep].

[laughter]

- OKAY, LADIES, TWO OF YOU SWORE THE LEAST THIS YEAR.

ANY GUESS WHICH TWO SWORE THE LEAST?

- CAMILLE AND ADRIENNE. - ME.

- YES, CAMILLE AND ADRIENNE.

YOU ALL GOT THAT RIGHT.

ANY GUESS WHO HAD TO BE BLEEPED THE MOST?

- [laughs]

- NOPE. - KYLE?

- IT WAS ME.

- BRANDI GOT IT RIGHT. - OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

- OH, I FORGOT ABOUT YOU, YEAH. - [laughs]

- VERY GOOD. - WELL, I THOUGHT

THAT WAS OBVIOUS.

- OKAY, SO INDULGE ME, THIS IS MY JAMES LIPTON MOMENT, OKAY?

I WANT TO GO AROUND THE ROOM AND HEAR EACH LADY'S

FAVORITE CURSE WORD, STARTING WITH THE QUEEN OF THE CURSE.

- [bleep]

- POOPY STINK.

[laughs] - OH, PLEASE.

- PUH-LEASE. - SHE'S SO INNOCENT.

SHE'S NOT GONNA SAY-- [overlapping chatter]

- OH, MY GOD, SEASON TWO CAMILLE.

- OKAY, OKAY. - AND SHE'S A VIRGIN.

- LET'S SEE SEASON ONE CAMILLE'S FAVORITE WORD.

- I SAY "ASS" A FEW TIMES ON THE SHOW.

- "ASS"? - THAT'S NOT A SWEAR WORD.

- ALL RIGHT, OKAY. - I DO.

- UH, "BLOODY HELL." I SAY IT EVERY FIVE MINUTES.

- IS THAT A SWEAR WORD? - YOU SAY THE--

- YEAH, IT IS, REALLY.

- [bleep].

- I'VE SAID, [bleep]. THERE YOU GO.

- I MEAN, I GOTTA THROW OUT THE F-BOMB, TOO.

[bleep]. - [bleep].

- ALL RIGHT.

WELL DONE. THANK YOU, LADIES.

- I FEEL SO-- - DIRTY?

- TRASHY. - NAUGHTY, TRASHY.

[laughter]

- WAIT, WHERE ARE THE MEN?

- NO, I'M KIDDING.

- JERRY FROM EL PASO WRITES, "LISA, I WAS APPALLED

"YOU LET JIGGY DRINK OUT OF ONE OF

"ADRIENNE'S CRYSTAL GOBLETS, AT THE DINNER TABLE NO LESS.

IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL 'PROPER ETIQUETTE'?"

- WELL, IT ACTUALLY WASN'T ME, IT WAS KEN,

SO HE'S GOT TO TAKE THE HEAT FOR THAT.

- RIGHT. - WOULD I LET HIM DO IT AT HOME?

YES, OUT OF MY GLASS, I WOULD.

- ADRIENNE, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THIS?

- WELL, I WAS-- THOUGHT,

MAYBE I SHOULD BRING JACKPOT OVER

AND DRINK OUT OF HER BEAUTIFUL CHAMPAGNE GLASSES,

AND THEN LET'S SEE WHAT YOU WOULD SAY.

- HE'D BE WELCOME. HE WOULD BE WELCOME.

- OH, SURE, SURE. - OH.

- JANELLE FROM LINCOLN, NEBRASKA, SAID,

"BRANDI, WHEN IT COMES TO FASHION,

"WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOOKING SEXY VERSUS SLUTTY?"

- WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?

UM, I DON'T KNOW. I THINK,

HOWEVER YOU FEEL THE MOST POWERFUL AND CONFIDENT

IS HOW YOU SHOULD ROLL.

- SO THAT'S SEXY?

LABIA.

I'M KIDDING.

- OH, GOD! - I'M JUST KIDDING!

- OH, MY GOD. - OH, NO, NO.

- JOKING. YOU GUYS-- THESE LADIES PRETEND

THAT THEY'RE ALL, LIKE, "OH, MY GOD,"

AND THEN THEY'RE THE NEXT ONES SAYING THE WORD.

- NOT THAT WORD. - NOT REALLY.

- WELL, NO-- YEAH, NO.

- NO. - YOU WERE IN THE SPLITS,

WITH THE LABIA SPREAD.

- YEAH, BUT NOBODY SAW ANYTHING.

- I HAD A DRESS DOWN TO MY ANKLES.

- KYLE, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

LOOKING SLUTTY AND SEXY IS?

- THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOOKING SLUTTY AND SEXY,

SLUTTY IS WHEN YOU'RE SHOWING TOO MUCH, BOOBS HANGING OUT,

A SKIRT TOO SHORT, THAT'S LEAVING TOO MUCH.

- [laughs]

- SEXY-- - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

- NO, I'M KIDDING. - NO, SEXY IS LEAVING

A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THE IMAGINATION.

- YEAH, SORRY. - I AGREE WITH THAT.

- OKAY.

WELL, LISA, YOU'VE NOT BEEN SHY TO ADMIT

THAT YOU'VE NEVER BEEN A FAN OF TAYLOR,

AND PAINFULLY, TAYLOR KNEW THIS ALL TOO WELL.

SO HOW IN THE WORLD DID THESE TWO SUDDENLY BECOME BFFs?

TAKE A LOOK.

- GORGEOUS! NICE FORM.

- OH, THANKS, TAYLOR.

- OH, SORRY, LOVE. - TYPICAL.

- I FEEL LIKE SHE DOESN'T GENUINELY LIKE ME.

- OF COURSE IT WOULD BE YOU.

I'VE NEVER BEEN A HUGE FAN OF TAYLOR,

I'VE BEEN HONEST ABOUT THAT.

- SHE IS INTIMIDATING TO ME,

AND I FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME SHE SEES ME,

SHE'S GOT, LIKE, THIS LITTLE EDGE WITH ME.

- I'M NOT SAYING I'M MASQUERADING

AS YOUR BEST FRIEND, I'M JUST SAYING,

RIGHT NOW, IF YOU NEED SOMETHING SORTING OUT, I'LL HELP YOU.

- LISA, THE LAST COUPLE OF TIMES

YOU AND I HAVE HAD A CONVERSATION,

YOU HAVE LED INTO IT BY SAYING, AND I QUOTE,

"I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND."

- I HAVEN'T SAID I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, I--

- NOW, LISA, YOU BETTER BACKTRACK, GIRL,

BECAUSE I'M TELLING RIGHT NOW-- - OH, DARLING, CALM DOWN.

- DON'T-- DON'T CUT ME OFF!

I HAVE BENT OVER BACKWARDS SINCE THE DAY I MET YOU

TO BE KIND TO YOU, AND YOU HAVE TREATED ME SO POORLY...

- NO, I HAVEN'T, DEAR. - THAT IT IS EMBARRASSING.

- I HAVEN'T-- - YES, YOU HAVE.

I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE TRIED TO MAKE SOMEBODY BE MY FRIEND

MORE THAN I HAVE TRIED FOR YOU.

PLEASE, IF YOU CAN'T BE MY FRIEND,

JUST PLEASE DON'T BE MY ENEMY.

- I REALLY SAW A DIFFERENT SIDE OF TAYLOR,

WHERE SHE WAS DESPERATE FOR MY FRIENDSHIP.

- WE'RE GONNA BE FRIENDS. - OKAY.

AND YOU JUST TELL ME-- - PINKY SWEAR.

- YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH. - OH, MY GOD,

THIS IS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, I KNEW IT.

- [laughs]

- YOU GUYS HAVE HAD THESE NEGATIVE FEELINGS

TOWARDS EACH OTHER FOR SO LONG, AND NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN,

[snaps fingers] IT'S ALL FINISHED?

EVERYTHING'S HUNKY DORY?

- [laughs]

- THAT'S JUST WEIRD.

- WOW. SO I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE TEA PARTY.

TAYLOR, YOU SAID THAT LISA HAD ALWAYS TREATED YOU VERY POORLY.

HOW DID YOU FEEL THAT SHE HAD TREATED YOU POORLY?

- I DID NOT UNDERSTAND LISA'S HUMOR.

THE LITTLE THINGS THAT SHE WOULD SAY USED TO REALLY BOTHER ME.

YOU KNOW, LITTLE DIGS,

AND I DIDN'T SEE THEM AS JUST BRITISH HUMOR.

I'VE NEVER HAD BRITISH FRIENDS. I MEAN, I GREW UP IN OKLAHOMA.

THERE ARE NO BRITISH PEOPLE THERE, IT'S A FACT.

- [laughs] - AND ALSO,

I'M A VERY INSECURE PERSON, SO WHEN SHE WOULD SAY THINGS,

IT WOULD JUST REALLY HURT MY FEELINGS.

AND A LOT OF IT WAS MY OWN INSECURITY,

AND HER REALLY NOT ACCEPTING ME BECAUSE OF A LOT OF THE THINGS

THAT SHE KNEW OR THAT I HAD TOLD HER.

- SO WERE YOU LADIES SURPRISED AT THE QUICK FLIP-FLOP

AFTER THAT PINKY SWEAR?

THAT THEY WERE ABLE TO THEN MOVE FORWARD

AND BECOME GREAT FRIENDS?

- YES. - YES?

- I WAS SHOCKED. MM-HMM.

- THAT WAS QUICK. - WELL, IT WAS--

- IT WAS VERY ABRUPT. [overlapping chatter]

- FOR THIS GROUP, THAT'S VERY QUICK.

- BUT YOU KNOW, ALSO, AT THE TEA PARTY,

I THINK IT WAS WHAT TURNED IT, WAS WHEN SHE SAID,

"I SO DESPERATELY WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND."

I THOUGHT, "WHY AM I FIGHTING THIS WOMAN?"

WHEN I SAW THAT SHE REALLY WAS KIND OF STARTING TO SPIRAL,

I FELT SHE JUST SEEMED IN EMOTIONAL CRISIS,

SO IT JUST SEEMED BETTER TO TURN IT ROUND.

- TAYLOR, AT THE TEA PARTY,

YOU SAID LISA'S EGO WAS OUT OF CONTROL.

- MM-HMM. - WHY DID YOU FEEL THAT?

- JIGGY WAS TWEETING THINGS I DIDN'T THINK WERE APPROPRIATE,

UM, AND... [laughter]

YOU KNOW, CALLING PEOPLE--LIKE, WE WERE BEING CALLED NAMES.

- WHAT NAME DID JIGGY CALL YOU ON TWITTER?

- I DON'T REMEMBER IF IT WAS A DUCK OR A BLOWFISH,

WHATEVER IT WAS-- I MEAN, I--

- YOU CALL YOURSELF THAT ALL THE TIME.

YOU ADMIT--YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR LIPS ALL THE TIME.

- I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU, BY THE WAY.

- YOU'RE TALKING TO EVERYONE. - EXACTLY.

- WOW, BACK OFF, OKLAHOMA. - NO, THE POINT IS,

I JUST FELT LIKE THE WHOLE JIGGY THING,

IT ALL KIND OF PERPETUATING A NEW PERSONALITY FOR LISA,

AND I DIDN'T LIKE IT.

- ELIZABETH FROM ROCKFORD, ILLINOIS, SAID,

"LISA, YOU SEEMED BLINDSIDED WHEN TAYLOR SAID

"ALL THE WOMEN TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK.

"DO YOU THINK THE WOMEN ARE AFRAID

TO CONFRONT YOU FACE-TO-FACE?"

- UM, I DON'T KNOW. YEAH, SHE DID SAY,

"THEY ALL TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK,"

BUT THEN SHE SAID THAT AS WELL.

- WHO SAID THAT?

- WELL, BRANDI-- - I DIDN'T SAY ALL OF YOU.

- YEAH. - I CAN'T SPEAK FOR ALL OF YOU.

I SAID ONE PERSON, SPECIFICALLY.

- WHO'S THE ONE PERSON? - IT WASN'T ME, I DON'T SAY--

- UH, YOU.

- COMING UP NEXT...

- WHEN'S THE BOOK COME OUT, ANYWAY?

- THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, OKAY?

- YOU'VE MADE IT THE WORLD'S BUSINESS.

- YOU'RE WAY OUT OF YOUR PLACE.

- LISA, TAYLOR SAID

"ALL THE WOMEN TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK.

"DO YOU THINK THE WOMEN ARE AFRAID

TO CONFRONT YOU FACE-TO-FACE?"

- YEAH, SHE DID SAY, "THEY ALL TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK,"

BUT THEN SHE SAID THAT AS WELL.

- WHO SAID THAT?

- WELL, BRANDI-- - I DIDN'T SAY ALL OF YOU.

- YEAH. - I CAN'T SPEAK FOR ALL OF YOU.

I SAID ONE PERSON, SPECIFICALLY.

- WHO'S THE ONE PERSON? - IT WASN'T ME, I DON'T SAY--

- UH, YOU.

- WHAT DID I SAY?

- I'VE HEARD FROM PEOPLE THAT WORK FOR YOU

THAT YOU DON'T LIKE LISA, THAT'S ALL.

- WHY WOULD YOU GO AND TELL HER ABOUT THAT?

- WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT?

THAT WAS NOT-- THAT'S NOT NICE.

- UM-- - WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT?

- BECAUSE SHE'S MY FRIEND AND WE WERE TALKING.

- OKAY, BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

- YOU HAVE NOT SEEN ME SINCE THE SHOW WRAPPED.

YOU DON'T EVEN RETURN TEXTS.

- YOU KNOW WHAT? - YOU TWEET ME.

THAT-- WE'RE NOT FRIENDS, CLEARLY.

- BUT SHE'S CLEARLY REACHING OUT TO YOU FOR ONE REASON.

- NO, NO. - SHE'S AFRAID

OF WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY. - SHE'S NEVER SAID ONE BAD THING

ABOUT ANY OF YOU. - I HAVE NEVER

TALKED ABOUT ANY OF YOU. - NOT AT ALL.

WE'VE NEVER--WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE OTHER WOMEN. NOTHING.

- SHE'S NEVER SAID A BAD THING ABOUT ANYONE HERE, PERIOD.

NOT AT ALL. - NOT THAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP.

- THE ONLY TIME WE SPOKE... - WE'VE SEEN EACH OTHER,

WE HAVE FUN. - I SAID, "WHEN I INVITED--"

- SHE TOLD ME THAT SOME-- SORRY, CARRY ON.

- NO, I SAID I INVITED CAMILLE, LISA, AND ADRIENNE

TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.

CAMILLE COULDN'T COME AT THE LAST MINUTE,

'CAUSE SHE WAS SICK, BUT WE KEPT IN CONTACT.

LISA SHOWED UP, AND ADRIENNE'S LIKE,

"I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN COME OUT AND BE IN NEW YORK."

I DIDN'T HEAR FROM HER FOR A MONTH.

YOU NEVER GOT BACK TO ME, YOU NEVER--

- YES, I DID, I GOT BACK TO YOU THE NEXT NIGHT.

YOU DIDN'T RESPOND TO ME. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

I SAID, "ARE YOU COMING?" - NO, YOU DIDN'T RESPOND TO ME.

NO, I DID. - WHAT?

- AND I INVITED YOU TO HALLOWEEN,

AND YOU DIDN'T COME. YOU DIDN'T COME.

- WITH THE KIDS, YOU ALSO INVITED

1,000 OTHER PEOPLE. - SO WHAT?

I INVITED YOU. YOU'RE SAYING THAT I HAVEN'T--

THAT I'M NOT THINKING OF YOU. OF COURSE, I'M THINKING OF YOU.

- I SAID I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU. - I INVITED YOU.

- I DIDN'T SAY YOU WEREN'T THINKING OF ME.

- YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT I INVITED YOU, DIDN'T I?

- YEAH. - DID I INVITE YOU?

- YES. - SO I'M REACHING OUT TO YOU,

AND YOU DIDN'T COME. - I COULDN'T.

- OKAY, THEN DON'T SAY I'M NOT BEING RESPONSIBLE.

- I SAID, "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE WE WRAPPED."

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

- BUT I THINK THAT'S KIND OF REALLY MEAN FOR YOU TO SAY,

YOU KNOW, I WOULD REACH OUT TO BRANDI

AND BE FRIENDLY WITH BRANDI 'CAUSE I WANT HER ON MY SIDE.

I DON'T NEED ANYBODY ON MY SIDE.

WE WEREN'T FRIENDS AT THE BEGINNING,

AND THEN I FOUND HER FUNNY IN HAWAII,

AND WE BECAME FRIENDS.

THERE'S NO ULTERIOR MOTIVE.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE OTHER WOMEN.

IF I WANT TO SAY ANYTHING, I WILL SAY IT TO THEIR FACE.

I'VE SAID THAT TO YOU MANY TIMES.

- SAM FROM PORTLAND, MAINE, SAID,

"KYLE, CAMILLE, AND ADRIENNE,

"DO YOU FEEL LIKE TAYLOR TRIED TO THROW YOU

UNDER THE LISA BUS?"

- I DID. - I DO.

- AT THE TEA PARTY. - AT THE TEA PARTY. YES, I DO.

MM-HMM. - HOW?

- WELL, SHE SAID, "CAMILLE SAID THIS, AND CAMILLE SAID--"

SHE COMPLETELY PUT MY NAME INTO IT

AND THREW ME UNDER THE BUS

AND WHEN I WATCHED THE EPISODE AFTERWARDS,

SHE WENT OUTSIDE TO TALK TO PAUL, AND SAID,

"ALL THE GIRLS HAVE MY BACK."

I NEVER SAID I HAD HER BACK AGAINST LISA, NEVER.

I NEVER SAID THAT TO YOU.

NEVER.

YOU CAN SAY OTHERWISE, BUT I KNOW.

- NO, I'M NOT GONNA SAY-- - I SWEAR TO GOD,

I'VE NEVER SAID THAT I HAD--

- YEAH, YOU AND I HAD A PHONE CALL,

AND YOU SAID, "LISA PHONED ME AND SAID,

"'PULL ME ASIDE AT THE SEANCE,

AND SAY TAYLOR IS NOT MY FRIEND.'"

- NO! I NE-- NOTHING ABOUT THE SEANCE.

I'M SORRY, TELL HER YOU'RE LYING.

- AT THE SEANCE AT THE NEXT EVENT.

THAT-- - OH!

THAT'S A LIE.

- NANCY FROM WASHINGTON, DC, SAID,

"WHY DIDN'T ANY OF THE WOMEN BACK UP TAYLOR

"WHEN SHE CONFRONTED LISA AT THE TEA PARTY?

OR WERE ALL OF YOU AFRAID OF LISA?"

- IT WAS THEIR ARGUMENT,

AND WE DIDN'T WANT TO GET INVOLVED.

AND I DON'T NEED ANY MORE DRAMA IN MY LIFE.

I'VE HAD PROBLEMS AND ISSUES WITH MY SISTER, KIM,

AND IT'S VERY HARD, BECAUSE I AM FRIENDS WITH ALL OF THEM.

- ANNA FROM BEDFORD, VIRGINIA, SAID,

"DO THE OTHER LADIES THINK THAT LISA'S FRIENDSHIP WITH TAYLOR

"IS GENUINE, OR IS LISA TRYING TO COME OFF AS A SAINT?"

- HONESTLY, I SAT WITH LISA AT DINNER,

AND I SAID TO LISA SOMETHING NEGATIVE ABOUT TAYLOR,

AND SHE HAD TAYLOR'S BACK, 100%.

AND I DIDN'T AGREE WITH HER,

BUT I'M SAYING THAT IS-- NO CAMERAS ROLLING,

THAT IS A GENUINE-- WE HAD A GENUINE DISAGREEMENT.

- BRANDI, WHAT WAS YOUR ISSUE WITH TAYLOR?

- I SAW RUSSELL AT THE GLEN,

AND HE TOLD ME THAT TAYLOR HAD HIM SEND THE EMAIL

TO CAMILLE, AND HE FELT HORRIBLE ABOUT IT,

AND THAT HE ALWAYS LIKED CAMILLE,

AND THAT JUST--NOT-- IT DIDN'T SET WELL WITH ME,

AND THAT'S IT.

- SHE SAID THAT RUSSELL WAS REALLY UPSET--

- HE WAS, HE WAS LIKE, "I ALWAYS LOVED CAMILLE."

- THE DAY AFTER, HE SAID,

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, [bleep] HOLE,

"[bleep] YOU, YOU [bleep] PSYCHOTIC BITCH."

- YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT TO SAY NOW,

I'M JUST SAYING. - NO, I TEXT MY SHRINK

IMMEDIATELY, SO YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH MY TEXT MESSAGES?

- LISA WAS THERE WITH HER. - LISA WAS WITH ME WHEN IT--

LIKE, THE VERY NEXT MORNING, I DIDN'T SPEAK TO HIM

FOR AN ENTIRE DAY. - I'M TELLING YOU WHAT RUSSELL

SAID TO ME. - OKAY, GREAT.

RUSSELL IS A MASTER MANIPULATOR,

YOU WANT TO GO TALK TO THE 50 PEOPLE THAT ARE SUING ME

RIGHT NOW FOR GETTING MANIPULATED BY HIM

FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS? - BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND

THAT SHE'S ONLY LISTENING TO WHAT RUSSELL SAID.

- I UNDERSTAND. - YEAH.

- AND SHE 100% HAD YOUR BACK,

AND SAID, "I DON'T BELIEVE--" - BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THE TRUTH,

'CAUSE SHE KNOWS SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU KNOW, HONEY.

- BUT THAT-- BUT THAT'S GREAT.

- I MEAN, EDDIE CIBRIAN SAYS YOU SLIT HIS TIRES.

IS THAT TRUE? - YEAH.

- OKAY--OH. OKAY, THEN.

- [chuckles]

DID YOU SLIT HIS TIRES?

- I OWN THEM, TOO. I MEAN, I JUST TOOK THE TIRES,

AND I PUT THE KNIFE INTO HIS MOTORCYCLES,

AND THEN I TOLD HIM, "DON'T RIDE THEM,

YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA GET HURT."

- I REST MY CASE.

- WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS YOUR CASE?

- YEAH, WHAT IS YOUR CASE? - WHEN'S THE BOOK COME OUT,

ANYWAY?

HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? - OOH.

- STOP.

SORRY, NEXT QUESTION.

- WHY YOU THINK IT'S INAPPROPRIATE

THAT SHE WROTE A BOOK?

- UH, IT'S BEEN, LIKE, A HOT MINUTE. YEAH.

- REALLY, BRANDI? THIS IS EX-- - WELL, THREE WOMEN DIE

EVERY SINGLE DAY FROM DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.

YOU WANT ME TO WAIT ANOTHER MONTH,

SO 100 MORE WOMEN WILL BE DEAD?

HOW ABOUT SIX MONTHS, SO 600 MORE WOMEN ARE DEAD?

- THIS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER AND RUSSELL.

- NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S NOT, EITHER.

- IT IS. - IT'S ABOUT WOMEN

THAT ARE DYING EVERY SINGLE-- - REALLY?

- THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, OKAY?

- YOU MAKE IT THE WORLD'S BUSINESS.

- YOU'RE WAY OUT OF YOUR PLACE. - NO, YOU ARE!

- YOU'RE OUT OF LINE.

- SOMEBODY DIED HERE. - OKAY?

- YES, EXACTLY, SO LET HIM REST IN PEACE.

- OKAY, AND THEY HAVE A CHILD. - BACK OFF!

- LISTEN, DO NOT JUDGE

UNTIL YOU'VE WALKED IN SOMEONE ELSE'S SHOES, OKAY?

- OH, [bleep] OFF.

- WOW. YOU JUST CAME IN HERE-- YOU ARE ANGRY SPICE.

- WHAT ARE YOU?

- I'M JUST--

- EXACTLY.

- SHE'S A SINGLE MOM NOW

WITH A HUSBAND THAT KILLED HIMSELF.

HOW DARE YOU TALK LIKE THAT. - RIGHT, AND SHE WROTE A BOOK

ABOUT IT IN ONE SECOND.

- HOW DARE YOU GO ON A REALITY SHOW AND SIT THERE

AND CALL ME UP AND SAY, "I'M SORRY,

I HAVE TO BE AN ASSHOLE TO YOU IN MY BLOG."

- DID I CALL YOU? HAVE WE TALKED ON THE PHONE?

- YEAH. - NO, WE TEXTED.

- OH, I'M SORRY, I TEXTED YOU.

- I SAID, "I'M SOR--" I JUST SAID,

"MY BLOG IS RATHER AGGRESSIVE THIS WEEK, JUST FYI."

- YOU'RE TAKING IT A LITTLE TOO FAR TODAY,

BUT I HAVE BEEN NICE TO YOU.

- I'M TAKING IT TOO FAR. - I--I'VE INVITED--

I INVITED YOU TO MY PARTY, I SAID,

"I'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU TO MY HOLIDAY PARTY,"

AND YOU TEXTED BACK, "THANKS SO MUCH, PRETTY,

BUT I HAVE MY BOYS, I CAN'T GO OUT, MY BOYS ARE HERE."

AND I SAID, "YOU'RE WELCOME TO BRING THEM,

THEY CAN PLAY WITH PORTIA," AND WHAT'S THE NEXT TEXT I GET?

- WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO TO YOUR HOLIDAY PARTY?

- "KYLE'S A C-U-[bleep]-T,"

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO SOMEBODY ELSE.

SHE TEXTED TO SOMEONE ELSE AND GOES TO ME BY ACCIDENT ABOUT ME.

- YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. - IS THAT TRUE?

- SO TALK ABOUT TWO-FACED, THIS IS THE BRANDI

THAT I'VE HEARD ABOUT AND WAS SEEING

THAT THE CAMERAS DIDN'T ALWAYS SEE.

- OKAY. - YOU CAME IN

ATTACKING EVERYONE TODAY. YOU'RE GOING AFTER TAYLOR...

- NO, YOU GO--YOU DON'T KNOW--

- AND BEING SO VICIOUS, WHEN SHE'S BEEN THROUGH

ENOUGH THIS YEAR. - YOU'RE A BIPOLAR PERSON.

YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE HERE OR YOU'RE HERE.

- SHE'S BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH THIS YEAR, BRANDI.

- BUT MAYBE SHE FEELS THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU.

- BE A LITTLE SYMPATHETIC. - SHE DOESN'T KNOW

WHERE YOU ARE, EITHER. - AFTER EDDIE LEFT YOU

FOR LEANN RIMES WITH TWO KIDS,

I'M SURE YOU WOULD HAVE WANTED A LITTLE SYMPATHY.

HER HUSBAND KILLED HIMSELF. HAVE A LITTLE SYMPATHY.

- OKAY, SHE JUST BARKED AT ME, "DID YOU SLASH THE TIRES?"

I SAID YES. - YOU'RE HITTING BELOW THE BELT.

- IF YOU-- I'M HITTING BELOW--

- YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING FROM ME ANYMORE,

'CAUSE I DON'T-- - SHE SAID

SHE SLASHED THE TIRES. I MEAN, YOU KNOW,

TO BE HONEST, SLASHING THE TIRES,

I MEAN, IT'S NOT REALLY ANY OF OUR BUSINESS.

- A LITTLE SCARY. - WELL, IS IT REALLY?

I MEAN, I THINK-- I MEAN, I'M NOT SAYING

I GO OUT AND DO IT EVERY AFTERNOON,

BUT I THINK IT WAS HER HUSBAND, SHE OWNED THE THING,

AND HE RAN OFF WITH SOME OTHER WOMAN,

AND SHE STUCK A KNIFE IN IT.

I'M NOT CONDONING IT,

BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S FOR US TO JUDGE.

I MEAN, I'M JUST PUTTING IT OUT THERE IN HER DEFENSE.

- WELL, LAST SEASON ENDED IN A BLOWOUT FIGHT

BETWEEN KYLE AND KIM.

SINCE THEN THE TWO SISTERS HAVE TRIED HARD TO PICK UP THE PIECES

AND REPAIR THE DAMAGE TO THEIR RELATIONSHIP,

BUT PUTTING IT BACK TOGETHER HASN'T BEEN EASY.

- I FEEL LIKE YOU AND I HAVE GONE THROUGH SO MUCH,

BUT WE'RE IN A GOOD PLACE.

- WELL, WE'RE IN-- WE'RE IN TRANSITION.

I'M WORKING VERY HARD,

'CAUSE IT HAS TO COME FROM ME NOW.

SHE SAID, "WELL, I'M OVER THIS, I'M GOOD."

I'M NOT THERE YET. I WANT TO BE SO BAD.

- KIM, SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH, KIM.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SHH?"

- YOU'RE TALKING TOO MUCH, I'M TELLING YOU--

- KYLE, YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER, THANKS.

- ARE YOU COMING? - NO.

- OKAY. ADRIENNE THINKS YOU'RE COMING.

SO YOU NEED TO CALL HER AND TELL HER.

- KYLE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO CONTROL

WHAT GOES ON IN MY LIFE, BUT IT REALLY IS MINE,

AND IT'S ABOUT ME AND WHAT I WANT.

- KIM. - [indistinct answer]

- ANSWER ME, YOU'RE ON THE 6:00 FLIGHT?

- [on phone] NO, I'M AT HOME, LOOKING FOR MY [bleep] KEYS!

- [hisses]

[growls]

- WHY ARE YOU SO WORRIED ABOUT ME?

ENJOY YOURSELF, AND YOU'RE NOT ENJOYING YOUR OWN LIFE.

- THAT'S BULL [bleep].

- IT'S NOT BULL [bleep]. - IT IS BULL [bleep].

- JUST KNOCK IT OFF.

YOU WANT TO TALK TO YOUR KIDS LIKE THAT?

GO AHEAD. I'M A BIG GIRL.

- DON'T EXPECT THERE ARE NOT REPERCUSSIONS FOR YOUR ACTIONS.

- THERE'S NO REPERCUSSIONS. - YEAH, THERE ARE.

- WE CAN'T SEEM TO GET IT TOGETHER.

- [crying] I WANTED YOU TO BE WITH ME.

- [crying] I WANTED TO BE WITH YOU.

- NO, YOU DIDN'T. YOU MISSED THE FLIGHT,

YOU MISSED THE BOAT, YOU MISSED THE BUS,

WHATEVER THE-- THEY WERE MAD AT ME.

- EVERYTHING'S MY FAULT.

- I APOLOGIZED, BUT YOU NEVER APOLOGIZE TO ME, EVER,

FOR WHAT YOU DO.

- SO KIM, OBVIOUSLY, IS NOT HERE.

DO YOU THINK SEEING HERSELF ON THE SHOW CONTRIBUTED TO HER

REALIZING SHE HAD A PROBLEM, OR WAS IT BIGGER THAN THAT?

WHAT DID SHE THINK OF THE SHOW?

- I THINK, TO BE HONEST, SHE DIDN'T WATCH ALL THE TIME.

- UH-HUH. - [laughs]

- UM, IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN, BUT KIM, AS YOU KNOW,

DOESN'T SHOW UP A LOT--SHE'S NOT THAT INTO BEING ON THE SHOW,

SHE DOESN'T REALLY CARE ABOUT DOING THE SHOW.

- SHE KIND OF LIVES IN HER OWN WORLD, IN A WAY, DOESN'T SHE?

- AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN WATCH THE SHOW.

SHE DOESN'T READ TABLOIDS. - WHY DID SHE--

WHY IS SHE ON THE SHOW?

- I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAYBE BE A GOOD IDEA FOR HER

TO, "A," HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY,

HAVE SOMETHING OUTSIDE OF JUST HAVING HER CHILDREN,

BECAUSE SHE PUTS SO MUCH FOCUS ON THEM,

AND THEY'RE ALREADY GROWN AND, REALLY, LEAVING.

AND I THOUGHT MAYBE IT WOULD HELP KEEP HER ON TRACK,

TO BE HONEST.

- DO YOU THINK THAT CALLING HER OUT AS AN ALCOHOLIC

ON CAMERA WAS SOMETHING THAT HAD TO HAPPEN IN ORDER FOR HER

TO EVENTUALLY REACH THE POINT WHERE SHE SOUGHT HELP?

- I THINK THAT IT WAS THE WORST FIGHT

WE HAVE EVER HAD, BUT WE HAD BOTH BEEN HOLDING IN SO MUCH.

I HAD NEVER WANTED TO CONFRONT HER,

YOU KNOW, I DID IN PERSON, OF COURSE,

WE'D TALK ABOUT THINGS, BUT IT GOT TO A POINT

WHERE I DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS GONNA BE ANY CHANGE,

SO IT WAS A VERY PASSIVE/AGGRESSIVE RELATIONSHIP.

SO AFTER HOLDING SO MUCH IN FOR SO LONG,

AND I BLEW THAT NIGHT, I THINK THAT ULTIMATELY

IT ENDED UP HELPING OUR RELATIONSHIP,

BECAUSE IT BROUGHT A LOT OF DIRT UP, YOU KNOW,

AND MADE US HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE SITUATION.

- COMING UP NEXT...

SHE WAS PREGNANT? - YES, SHE WAS PREGNANT.

I THINK AT THAT POINT YOU HAVE TO FILE FOR DIVORCE.

- WELL, BRENDA FROM MILWAUKEE SAYS THAT SHE UNDERSTANDS

THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS HELPING KIM KEEP HERSELF TOGETHER

AND PROTECTING HER, BUT IN A WAY

WERE YOU ACTUALLY ALSO ENABLING HER?

- IT APPEARS ON THE SHOW THAT I AM ENABLING HER,

BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT,

OR ADDRESS IT IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS.

WHEN THERE ARE NO CAMERAS THERE,

I AM NOT AN ENABLER IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM,

WHICH IS PART OF HER ANGER TOWARDS ME.

- IF YOU LOOK AT THE WHOLE SEASON,

WE REALLY DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH INTERACTION WITH HER.

ALMOST HER STORY LINE WAS HER NOT SHOWING UP.

- RIGHT. - SO IT WAS KIND OF HARD,

AND BECAUSE WE'RE ALL QUITE CLOSE,

HOW CAN YOU EXPOSE SOMETHING THAT YOU'RE NOT SURE ABOUT,

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - MM-HMM.

- SO YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THEM TO TAKE THE LEAD,

SO AS SOON AS SHE WENT INTO REHAB,

WE'RE ALL THERE, YOU KNOW, TO SUPPORT HER,

BUT IT'S VERY DIFFICULT--YOU'VE GOT TO BE SENSITIVE, REALLY.

- WELL, SHE WASN'T READY TO DO THAT,

AND I DIDN'T--IF I HAD TAKEN IT UPON MYSELF TO

ON A TELEVISION SHOW COME OUT AND SAY,

"MY SISTER HAS THIS PROBLEM, SHE'S DEALING WITH THIS,"

SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE ANGRY WITH ME,

AND MY FAMILY WOULD HAVE BEEN ANGRY, AND IT WASN'T MY PLACE.

- MATT FROM CHICAGO SAYS,

"EVERYONE KNEW TAYLOR WAS IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP,

"BUT NO ONE WOULD SAY ANYTHING.

"EVERYONE KNEW KIM HAD A SUBSTANCE ABUSE ISSUE,

"BUT NO ONE EXCEPT BRANDI WOULD SAY ANYTHING.

"LADIES, DON'T YOU THINK KEEPING QUIET

DOES MORE HARM THAN GOOD?"

- NO, I THINK IT'S VERY DIFFICULT

FOR A VIEWER OF THE SHOW TO JUDGE HOW WE'RE HANDLING IT.

YOU KNOW, OUR LIVES ARE VERY OPEN,

WE SHOW THE MAJORITY OF OUR LIVES ON TELEVISION,

BUT THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS THAT WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH

PRIVATELY IN OUR HOMES.

I DON'T SHOWER ON THE SHOW.

YOU KNOW, CONFRONTING MY SISTER--

- YOU DO THE SPLITS. - REALLY?

- SEASON THREE. - I DON'T HAVE SEX

WITH MY HUSBAND ON THE SHOW. I MEAN, WHAT--

- SEASON FOUR. [laughter]

- YEAH. [laughs]

- THAT WOULD BE GREAT. - UH, YEAH.

- THAT WOULD BE, I WOULD WATCH IT.

- [laughter] - SO THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS

THAT WERE NOT MEANT TO BE DEALT WITH--

AS MUCH AS IT IS A REALITY SHOW,

AND I UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE WANT TO SEE EVERY PART OF OUR LIVES,

THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS THAT WERE PRIVATE.

- CURIOUS IF IT WOULD HAVE ALMOST BEEN FREEING TO YOU

IF SOMEONE ELSE HAD TAKEN PART OF THIS BURDEN OFF OF YOU

AND TAKEN HER ASIDE AND TALKED TO HER ABOUT IT,

OR DO YOU THINK IT ULTIMATELY JUST WOULD HAVE WOUND UP--

- I THINK IT PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN A RELIEF.

- MAYBE I HELPED YOU. - I THINK--I ALSO THINK THAT--

- I'M SERIOUS, MAYBE IT GOT IT OUT THERE

THAT THERE'S A PROBLEM, AND THEN EVERYONE HAD TO ADDRESS IT.

NOT IN THE RIGHT WAY, BUT IT HAPPENED.

- NO OFFENSE, BUT IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

- OKAY, CAMILLE, HERE ARE A LIST OF ADJECTIVES

THAT WERE USED TO DESCRIBE YOU LAST SEASON BY VIEWERS, OKAY?

"CONNIVING, PASSIVE/AGGRESSIVE,

"NARCISSISTIC, INSECURE, CATTY, JEALOUS, CRUEL,

HYPOCRITICAL, SELF-ABSORBED, AND DELUSIONAL."

- OUCH. - DOES THAT RING A BELL?

- OH, I REMEMBER IT. [laughs]

- AND THEN HERE'S A TYPICAL EMAIL

FROM THIS SEASON, IT'S FROM SUSAN IN CINCINNATI.

[in a high voice] "CAMILLE, I MUST ADMIT THAT

"LAST SEASON I DESPISED YOU... [laughter]

"BUT AFTER WATCHING HOW YOU'VE HANDLED YOURSELF

"WITH GRACE AND STYLE THROUGH A MESSY DIVORCE,

YOU'VE BECOME MY FAVORITE."

- AW. - OH.

- HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN SUCH A BIG CHANGE?

- I--I WANT TO THANK PEOPLE FOR TWEETING KIND THINGS TO ME,

THANK YOU. [laughter]

- SHE DROPPED THE DEAD WEIGHT, AND NOW SHE'S A NEW PERSON.

- WELL, THIS TIME LAST YEAR,

CAMILLE WAS ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE

WITH A HEADLINE THAT READ,

"AMERICA'S MOST HATED HOUSEWIFE."

- AW, THAT'S SO MEAN.

- WHAT A DIFFERENCE A YEAR MAKES.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

- IF HE'S A BAD KISSER, FORGET IT.

- FORGET IT. - OH, MY GOD.

- MY EX WAS A TERRIBLE KISSER.

all: OHH! [laughter]

- I FEEL LIKE CAMILLE NOW, COMPARED TO A YEAR AGO,

IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON.

DUMP THAT HAIRY LUG. [laughter]

- IT'S ABOUT TIME. - I JUST HAVE TO

SCRAPE THOSE BARNACLES OFF. [laughter]

- I FEEL THAT SHE'S HAPPIER.

- BIG, HANDS, BIG FEET, BIG DISAPPOINTMENT.

- RIGHT? - BIG DISAPPOINTMENT.

[laughter]

- I FEEL LIKE I'M HANGING OUT WITH A DIFFERENT GIRL.

[techno music]

- OH, WELL.

♪♪ ♪♪

- I THINK CAMILLE AT THIS POINT IS PROBABLY READY TO DATE.

- I'D LOVE 16 OUNCES OF FREEDOM. YOU KIDDING ME?

[laughter]

- I LIKE EIGHT INCHES OF FREEDOM.

[laughter]

- THEY SHOULD HAVE A REALLY HOT GUY

GOING AROUND PUTTING SUNSCREEN ON THE GIRLS.

- THEY SHOULD HAVE JUST REALLY HOT GUYS HERE, PERIOD.

- I KNOW. [laughter]

- SHE HAS A GREAT MAN COMING IN HER LIFE,

AND HE SWINGS IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

- OH! [all screaming and laughing]

- WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE'S BEEN DOING?

- I DO. [laughs]

OH, MY GOSH.

- OF COURSE I'M EXCITED ABOUT DATING.

HE'S GOT A VERY LARGE PENIS.

[laughs]

- GOD, I SEEM SEX-CRAZED THIS SEASON. [laughs]

- IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, HONEY, YOU DESERVE IT.

- SO ARE YOU STILL DATING THE MAN WITH THE WASHBOARD ABS?

- YES.

- WOW. - THAT'S GREAT.

THIS IS THE GUY THAT WE'VE SEEN PICTURES OF YOU WITH

IN THE TABLOIDS. - YES.

- HE'S A BIT YOUNGER, YES? - YES.

- HOW MUCH YOUNGER? - UH, EIGHT YEARS.

- OH, OKAY. SO HAVE ALL YOU LADIES MET HIM?

- MM-HMM. - YEAH.

- WOW. - HE'S SWEET.

- YEAH, HE'S CRAZY. - HE'S KIND OF QUIET AND SHY

IN PERSON, RIGHT? [all agree]

- HE'S QUIET, RESERVED. - BUT IT'S VERY CUTE

THE WAY HE STARES AT CAMILLE AND WATCHES HER.

- HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TOGETHER?

- GOD, AT THIS POINT MAYBE SIX, SEVEN MONTHS.

- NO WAY. THAT'S GREAT.

- I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU. - [sings wedding music]

[laughter] - NO, NO, NO, NO,

I'M NOT READY FOR THAT. - YEAH, IS IT--IS IT...

SERIOUS, IS IT-- HOW WOULD YOU CLASSIFY IT?

- WE'RE VERY HAPPY, AND WE'RE ENJOYING EACH OTHER'S COMPANY.

UM, IS IT SERIOUS? WELL, I'M ONLY SEEING HIM,

SO I'M DEVOTED TO HIM THAT WAY. I MEAN, I BELIEVE IN MONOGAMY.

- THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF CHATTER...

- UH-HUH. - UM, FROM YOU

ABOUT YOUR LACK OF SATISFACTION IN YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP...

- [laughs] - PHYSICALLY.

IS THIS GUY DOING IT FOR YOU?

- ABSOLUTELY. - OH, MY, YES.

- [laughter] - EXCELLENT.

OKAY, VERY GOOD.

HOW HAVE THE KIDS REACTED TO THE NEW BOYFRIEND?

- UM, THEY LIKE HIM A LOT.

HE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME WITH THEM,

HE ENJOYS THEM, AND THEY ADORE HIM.

- WHAT IS THE STATUS OF YOUR ONGOING CUSTODY BATTLE

WITH KELSEY? - ONGOING.

I'VE HEARD IT CAN GO ANYWHERE FROM, LIKE, TWO YEARS TO FIVE.

- WOW. - MINE WAS TWO AND A HALF YEARS.

- OH, WOW. OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

- THEY'LL BE GROWN UP BY THEN.

- SO ARE YOU SPEAKING WITH HIM AT ALL?

- NO, NOT AT ALL. WE DON'T SPEAK.

HE WON'T SPEAK TO ME. I'VE REACHED OUT.

I THINK WE NEED TO COMMUNICATE TO CO-PARENT OUR CHILDREN.

- I AGREE. - SUCH A SHAME.

- AND, UM, IT IS A SHAME, BECAUSE I'VE TRIED.

- BUT I THINK IT'S HARD WHEN THERE'S OTHER WOMEN

IN THEIR--BECAUSE THERE'S OTHER WOMEN IN THEIR LIVES,

THEY DON'T FEEL LIKE THEY'RE ALLOWED TO SPEAK TO US.

- THEY HAVE MORE INFLUENCE. - YEAH.

- TIM FROM MINNEAPOLIS SAYS, "CAMILLE, WHAT'S IT LIKE

"TO HEAR KELSEY TALKING TO NATIONAL MEDIA OUTLETS ABOUT

MEETING HIS CURRENT WIFE WHILE HE WAS STILL MARRIED TO YOU?"

- IT'S VERY HURTFUL. I MEAN, HE GLAMORIZES IT,

HE MAKES IT LOOK LIKE IT'S SO ROMANTIC,

WHILE WE WERE STILL VERY MUCH MARRIED--

WELL, I THOUGHT WE WERE. [laughs]

UM, HE MET HER, WHAT, IN DECEMBER?

AND I DIDN'T FILE UNTIL JULY,

SO THEY WERE COURTING FOR AWHILE.

- MORE THAN COURTING, SHE WAS PREGNANT.

- YES, SHE WAS PREGNANT.

I THINK AT THAT POINT YOU HAVE TO FILE FOR DIVORCE.

[laughter] - KELSEY, IN THE PRESS,

CALLED YOU BEING ON THE SHOW HIS PARTING GIFT TO YOU.

- I KNOW. THANK YOU, KELSEY.

FIRST HE SAID HE BASICALLY LEFT ME

BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE ON THE SHOW,

AND THEN HE TURNS AROUND AND TELLS THE PRESS THAT

IT WAS MY PARTING GIFT, SO WHAT IS IT, KELSEY?

WHAT'S THE REAL STORY? - HELLO, HE HAD NOTHING

TO DO WITH IT, I CALLED YOU. [overlapping chatter]

[laughs] - KYLE CALLED ME UP.

- I WAS THERE, AND HE WANTED TO BE--

HE WANTED YOU ON THE SHOW. - HE WANTED ME ON THE SHOW.

- LIZ FROM TRENTON, NEW JERSEY, SAID,

"CAMILLE, DO YOU TAKE GUILTY PLEASURE IN THE FACT THAT

YOUR SHOW GETS BIGGER RATINGS THAN YOUR EX-HUSBAND'S NEW SHOW?

[laughter] - HONESTLY? YES.

[laughter] - WHOO-HOO!

- CLAIRE FROM MALIBU WANTS TO KNOW

WHY YOU STILL GO BY THE NAME "GRAMMER"?

I WANT TO KNOW, TOO. I LIKE "DONATACCI."

all: I LIKE "DONATACCI," TOO.

- BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? UM, OUR CHILDREN ARE "GRAMMER,"

AND RIGHT NOW IT MAKES THINGS A LOT LESS COMPLICATED

THAN CHANGING EVERYTHING. MAYBE AFTER ALL THE SETTLEMENT--

- RIGHT. - THE SETTLEMENT'S OVER

AND THE CUSTODY BATTLE'S DONE, THEN I'LL DECIDE AT THAT TIME.

- BRANDI, YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME FROM CIBRIAN BACK TO GLANVILLE.

- UH, YES, I DID. - WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

- BECAUSE THERE WERE TOO MANY OF US FLOATING AROUND,

MRS. CIBRIANS, IT WAS LIKE-- - OH, REALLY?

WELL, APRIL FROM TOLEDO SAID,

"CAMILLE, AFTER TAKING SUCH A MEDIA BASHING LAST SEASON,

DID YOU MAKE A CALCULATED CHOICE TO ACT DIFFERENTLY THIS SEASON?

- NO, IT'S WHO I AM. THIS SEASON IS ME,

AND LAST SEASON, I WAS UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE.

MY HUSBAND WAS CHEATING ON ME.

- COME ON. I KNOW, BUT BEYOND THAT--

- OKAY. - SO YOU'RE GONNA HANG

THE WHOLE THING ON... - MY--

- KELSEY CHEATING ON YOU LAST SEASON?

- UM, NO, I'M NOT GONNA HANG THE WHOLE THING ON IT.

UM, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? ASK ME EXACTLY.

- WELL, NO, I MEAN-- - GIVE ME A SPECIFIC,

AND I'LL GIVE YOU AN ANSWER. GO FOR IT.

- I THINK IT SEEMS LIKE YOU PROBABLY MADE A LITTLE MORE

OF A CALCULATED EFFORT TO MAYBE SHUT DOWN A LITTLE MORE.

- WELL, I'M NOT KISSING MY FRIEND ON THE LIPS ANYMORE.

NICK, THAT WAS A BIG THING. - RIGHT, RIGHT.

- AND A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD,

HOW COULD YOU KISS HIM?" - I KNOW! [laughs]

- SO--"OH! IT'S SO AWFUL." - RIGHT.

- SO I MADE A CALCULATED MOVE NOT TO KISS ANY MEN ON THE LIPS

ON CAMERA THIS SEASON. [laughter]

- I'M GLAD YOU SAID, "MEN." - OKAY?

- YOU HAVE CHANGED SINCE, I THINK, LAST SEASON.

- UM, I'VE BEEN HUMBLED. I WENT THROUGH A LOT, TOO.

I'VE BEEN HUMBLED, YES. I AM DEFINITELY HUM--

- HOW DO YOU THINK SHE'S-- HOW DO YOU THINK SHE'S CHANGED--

- WHEN SHE SAYS, "I'VE BEEN HUMBLED,"

I THINK SHE'S MUCH, KIND OF,

UM, SHE WOULDN'T SAY THE THINGS SHE SAID LAST YEAR.

I DON'T THINK SHE WOULD BE SAYING,

"THESE HOUSES, AND THIS NANNY--"

I--I MEAN, I THINK SHE'S KIND OF--

MAYBE WHEN KELSEY LEFT, I THINK IT CHANGED HER.

- UH, KAYLA FROM TEMPE, ARIZONA,

ASKS THE MILLION-DOLLAR QUESTION.

"CAMILLE, I'M GLAD YOU'RE IN A HAPPIER STATE OF MIND NOW,

"BUT LET'S FACE IT, YOU'RE KIND OF BORING.

HAVE YOU TRIED TOO HARD TO AVOID ANY DRAMA?"

DID YOU TRY TO AVOID THE DRAMA?

- I DON'T KNOW IF I TRIED-- YOU KNOW WHAT?

MAYBE I MADE A CONSCIOUS EFFORT TO TRY

[laughing] TO AVOID SOME OF THE DRAMA THIS YEAR.

- YOU WERE VERY QUIET UNTIL THE TEA PARTY.

- I WAS QUIET. - YES.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK, LADIES, HAS CAMILLE PLAYED IT TOO SAFE?

- NO, I REMEMBER GAME NIGHT, WE WERE LIKE,

JUMP UP, YELL, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, CAMILLE'S LIKE,

[whizzing sound] [laughter]

AND I WAS LIKE, "HEY, WAIT." - AND--AND I--

- SHE WAS UP IN THE BATHROOM SOMEWHERE.

- I HID IN THE BATHROOM. - SHE HID IN THE BATHROOM.

[laughter]

- DID YOU HIDE IN THE BATHROOM AT GAME NIGHT?

- NO, AT MY PARTY SHE HID-- IN THE MALIBU PARTY

SHE HID, TOO. - OH.

- OKAY, TWICE I'M GUILTY OF HIDING IN THE BATHROOM.

- WHAT DO YOU LADIES THINK IS THE REAL CAMILLE?

IS IT SEASON ONE CAMILLE? - THIS ONE.

- I CAN TELL YOU, I DEFINITELY THINK THIS IS THE REAL CAMILLE.

SHE'S SWEET, AND SHE'S KIND, AND SHE'S FUNNY,

AND SHE'S A GOOD MOM. - DEFINITELY.

- COMING UP NEXT...

OH, SO YOU THINK THAT THERE'S A POSSIBILITY

THAT THIS COULD BE A MURDER?

- MIA FROM DETROIT SAYS,

"TAYLOR, YOUR LIPS DON'T SEEM AS LARGE

"AS THEY WERE IN SEASON ONE.

DID YOU HAVE ANY WORK DONE, OR AM I JUST GETTING USED TO THEM?"

[laughter] - I--SHE MUST JUST BE

GETTING USED TO THEM. IT'S AN IMPLANT,

THEY'RE NOT GOING AWAY. I'M SORRY,

I KNOW IT'S PAINFUL TO LOOK AT FOR PEOPLE,

BUT I'M STUCK WITH THEM, MAN. - OH.

[overlapping chatter] - [laughs]

- NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT-- - YOU WEAR LIGHTER LIPSTICK.

- AND I THINK MAYBE ALSO I'VE GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT,

SO MAYBE MY FACE IS FULLER, SO THE LIPS SEEM SMALLER.

- [laughs] - THAT'S INTERESTING.

- BY SEASON THREE I'LL BE 300 POUNDS,

AND PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE, "WHY ARE HER LIPS SO SKINNY?"

[both laugh] - THAT'S FUNNY.

- AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T GAIN YOUR WEIGHT IN YOUR LIPS, RIGHT?

- [laughing] EXACTLY. - RIGHT. NOT POSSIBLE.

- NO. - IT IS FUNNY,

BECAUSE I--YOU KNOW, LAST YEAR YOUR LIPS WERE SUCH A HUGE--

NO PUN INTENDED-- - RIGHT.

POINT OF CONVERSATION. NOW THEY REALLY JUST, YOU KNOW,

EVERYONE'S SENSE OF NORMAL GETS DIFFERENT

WHEN YOU GET USED TO SOMETHING.

- YEAH, I'M HAPPY TO SCREW UP EVERYONE'S NORMAL.

[laughter] - VERY GOOD.

- TAYLOR, WE MENTIONED EARLIER THAT YOU JUST FINISHED A BOOK.

- TRUE. - WHY'D YOU WRITE IT?

- I WAS JOURNALING THROUGHOUT MY THERAPY,

AND THEN WHEN I WAS READING BACK THROUGH IT,

I JUST RECOGNIZED, THERE WERE A LOT OF PATTERNS IN MY LIFE,

FROM THE TIME I WAS LITTLE, THAT ALLOWED ME TO BE

IN CONTROLLING RELATIONSHIPS, AND I THOUGHT

GIRLS WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM COULD USE A LITTLE BOOST, SO--

- WHEN DID THE ABUSE IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP START?

- WHEN I WAS PREGNANT. - MMM.

- SO ABOUT 5 1/2 YEARS AGO?

- MM-HMM.

- AND CONTINUED ALL THE WAY THROUGH?

- YEAH, I MEAN, EVERY SIX WEEKS OR SO.

- WHY DID YOU NOT REPORT IT OR LEAVE?

- WELL, I DIDN'T REPORT IT, 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT

HIM TO GO TO JAIL-- I LOVED HIM,

AND HE WOULD ALWAYS TELL ME, "GO AHEAD, CALL THE POLICE.

"I'LL GO TO JAIL, YOU AND KENNEDY WILL BE ON THE STREET.

I'LL BANKRUPT YOU, I'LL SUE YOU UNTIL YOU HAVE NOTHING."

AND ALSO, THERE'S VISITATION, YOU KNOW.

CAMILLE'S BEEN THROUGH IT, ONCE YOU GET DIVORCED,

YOU'VE GOT TO SEND YOUR KIDS TO THIS PERSON.

AND SO NOW I KNOW THAT THIS PERSON

HAS A VOLATILE TEMPER, AND I NEED TO SEND KENNEDY

TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH HIM?

- ALSO, YOU WERE-- CAN I SAY THIS?

I THINK SCARED TO PRESS CHARGES, TOO, BECAUSE THEN SHE KNEW

HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO MAKE A LIVING.

- TRUE. - THAT WOULD, YOU KNOW,

HE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO WORK AFTER THAT,

ONCE PEOPLE KNEW THAT, AND SHE HAS A CHILD TO TAKE CARE OF.

- HOW FAR BACK HAD TAYLOR BEEN TELLING

ALL OF YOU THAT SHE WAS IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP?

WHEN DID SHE OPEN UP TO YOU ABOUT THIS? ADRIENNE?

- I THINK AFTER, UM, A FEW MONTHS,

SHE STARTED TELLING ME ABOUT HER HUSBAND.

AND I WAS CONCERNED, VERY CONCERNED,

AND, UM, TO THE POINT WHERE I SAID, "WELL, WHAT CAN WE DO?

HOW--YOU KNOW, WHY-- HOW CAN YOU LEAVE HIM?"

UM, THIS WAS AN ONGOING THING.

- TAYLOR, YOU WROTE IN THE BOOK THAT ADRIENNE THOUGHT THAT

THE SHOW WOULD BE A GOOD WAY FOR YOU TO MAKE MONEY,

SO THAT YOU COULD ULTIMATELY LEAVE RUSSELL.

- TRUE. YOU KNOW, SHE WAS LIKE,

"YOU HAVE TO FIND YOUR OWN WAY OUT OF THIS,

AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE ENOUGH TO GET OUT," SO--

- I'VE HEARD YOU SPEAK ABOUT WHEN YOU FOUND RUSSELL'S BODY,

HE LEFT A SUITCASE NEXT TO HIM. - A BRIEFCASE, YES.

- A BRIEFCASE. WHAT WAS IN THAT?

- UH, SEVERAL FILES THAT CONTAINED THINGS

THAT I KNEW NOTHING ABOUT. UM, TEN DIFFERENT BANK ACCOUNTS,

AN OFFICE IN RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL,

THAT I NEVER KNEW ABOUT.

FLASH DRIVES THAT I HAVE YET TO OPEN,

BECAUSE I'M AFRAID THAT THEY MAY CONTAIN DOCUMENTS

THAT, ONCE I TOUCH THEM, I'LL BE SUED FOR.

I MEAN, HE WAS--

UM...

HE HAD A LOT OF THINGS GOING ON THAT I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT.

- HE WAS IN SEVERE FINANCIAL TROUBLE.

- APPARENTLY, YEAH.

- AND NOW YOU ARE. - TRUE.

- BECAUSE YOU WERE STILL MARRIED.

- CORRECT.

- RIGHT AFTER RUSSELL'S DEATH,

HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE ALSO COMMITTED SUICIDE.

- MM-HMM.

- DO YOU THINK THE TWO WERE RELATED?

- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE LINK IS.

THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT THINK THERE'S MORE TO IT THAN I KNOW,

AND THEY'VE ASKED ME TO COME AND MEET WITH THEM.

I MEAN, IF--

I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT IT WOULD GIVE ME GREAT SOLACE

TO THINK THAT THIS WAS AT THE HANDS OF SOMEONE ELSE,

AS OPPOSED TO MY HUSBAND BEING IN SUCH DESPAIR

THAT HE TOOK HIS OWN LIFE.

- OH, SO YOU THINK THAT THERE'S A POSSIBILITY

THAT THIS COULD BE A MURDER?

- NEXT WEEK,

IT'S THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.

- SHE'D KIND OF BEEN POKING ALL EVENING.

- ME? - YEAH, YOU.

- HE GRABBED ME, THREW ME IN THE POOL,

HELD ME UNDER UNTIL I WAS ALMOST DROWNING.

[laughter] - DID YOU KNOW? 25,000.

[laughter]

- SHE SAYS, "I WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOUR HUSBAND."

- I DO.

- THAT'S WHAT SHE SAYS.

- WE HUGGED EACH OTHER, AND WE HELD EACH OTHER

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS.

- CAN YOU TELL US WHAT YOU SOUGHT TREATMENT FOR?

- YEAH, I--

I'M AN ALCOHOLIC.

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