Original subtitles

- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

- I WANT TO SAY HI TO YOU.

HOW ARE YOU?

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING TALKING TO ME?

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU. YOU DON'T EXIST.

- I WANT IT ALL UNDER THE BRIDGE.

IT'S JUST KILLING ME.

- YOU GONNA CRY? - NO, WHY?

- 'CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME IN A WEDDING DRESS.

- OH, IT'S PERFECT.

- I TOLD YOU YOU WERE GONNA CRY. [laughs]

- I'M NOT GOING TO CRY. I LOVE YOU IN IT.

- NOT EVERY PERSON THAT'S NICE TO YOU, YOU NEED TO, YOU KNOW,

FALL IN LOVE WITH AND HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH.

- LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, I WANT TO LOVE SOMEBODY

LIKE THIS, AND I WANT THEM TO LOVE ME BACK.

- I KNOW.

I KNOW KIM WANTS ME TO LIKE HIM, BUT KEN IS VERY CONTROLLING.

- WE DON'T SAY THAT HE HIT YOU.

WE DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE, BECAUSE YOU COME OVER,

AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SIGNS OF PHYSICAL ABUSE ON YOUR BODY.

- THAT'S REALLY UNCOOL.

♪♪ ♪♪

- LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS IS A GAME, AND I MAKE THE RULES.

- I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL IN BEVERLY HILLS,

BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST.

- PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT, BUT I'M ONE-OF-A-KIND.

- I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.

- HAVING IT ALL IS EASY IF YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK FOR IT.

- DIAMONDS AREN'T A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.

FREEDOM IS.

- HOW DO YOU DO THIS THING?

I WONDER HOW YOU WORK THIS THING.

- PAUL?

GUESS WHAT.

- [sighs] UM, NOW WHAT HAPPENED?

- YOU GOTTA LISTEN. - ALL RIGHT.

- OKAY?

SO I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH CAMILLE.

- MM-HMM. - SHE SOUNDED FRANTIC,

AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHY.

REMEMBER WHAT I SAID HAPPENED AT THE TEA PARTY

BETWEEN CAMILLE AND, UM, TAYLOR?

- BECAUSE WE DON'T SAY THAT HE BROKE YOUR JAW,

OR THAT HE BEAT YOU UP...

- THREW YOU IN THE BATH OR HE-- - AND HE HIT YOU.

WE DON'T SAY THAT, BUT NOW WE SAID IT.

- SO RUSSELL DIDN'T LIKE THAT, I GUESS,

AND HE HAS SENT A EMAIL TO CAMILLE,

THREATENING TO SUE.

YEAH, THREATENING TO SUE CAMILLE, BUT THIS IS--

- BECAUSE SHE JUST REPEATED SOMETHING THAT TAYLOR SAID?

- BUT CAMILLE'S UPSET. - COME ON, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

- SHE'S VERY UPSET.

- WELL, I DON'T BLAME HER.

- RUSSELL COMMENTED THAT CAMILLE MADE FALSE

AND SLANDEROUS REMARKS THAT COULD DAMAGE HIS BUSINESS.

CAMILLE WAS SHOCKED THAT A FRIEND COULD ACTUALLY BE

POTENTIALLY SUING HER.

TAYLOR HAS ACTUALLY TOLD ALL OF US

ABOUT THE SITUATION WITH TAYLOR AND RUSSELL.

SO NOW SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO-- - SO THAT NOW PUTS STRESS

ON ALL OF US NOW AGAIN AS A GROUP.

- THAT'S RIGHT, ALL OF US.

CAMILLE IS VERY UPSET, DOES NOT WANT TO GO TO THE WHITE PARTY.

I THOUGHT THAT ALL OF US WOULD PROBABLY BE RECEIVING

THREATENING LETTERS TO SUE,

AND, UM, I JUST DIDN'T FEEL THAT THAT WAS RIGHT.

I DON'T KNOW THAT I WANT TO GO TO THE WHITE PARTY.

I FEEL ODD, BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE AN ODD SITUATION.

ALL OF US HAVE ONLY REPEATED WHAT TAYLOR HAS SAID TO US

ABOUT THAT SITUATION,

SO I'M GONNA FEEL WEIRD TOO.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

- WELL, I THINK, IF ANYTHING,

SINCE RUSSELL INITIATED THE EMAIL,

RATHER THAN ALL OF US FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE,

I DON'T THINK THEY SHOULD GO.

THIS IS VERY, VERY AWKWARD.

FIRST OF ALL, TAYLOR SHOULDN'T PUT YOU GUYS

IN SITUATIONS LIKE THAT...

- ALL OF US. - AND RUSSELL SHOULDN'T HAVE

DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT. - AND WE ALL--BUT LET ME JUST

TELL YOU, EMOTIONALLY, IT'S DRAINING.

JUST HAVING TO THINK OF THIS, AND GO THROUGH THIS,

BECAUSE WE'VE ALL BEEN TOLD THINGS BY TAYLOR,

UM, ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP.

- WELL, WHAT ABOUT--AREN'T WE ALL SUPPOSED TO GO TO HAWAII?

- YES, WE ARE.

- THE WHOLE GROUP?

- THE WHOLE GROUP.

- WELL, THAT'S GONNA BE THE SAME--SAME ISSUE.

WE'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO GO TO HAWAII FOR MAURICIO'S BIRTHDAY,

BUT IF RUSSELL IS THREATENING OUR FRIENDS WITH LAWSUITS,

I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA FOR HIM TO GO.

WHY DIDN'T HE JUST PICK UP THE PHONE,

IF HE HAD A PROBLEM WITH HER, SINCE WE'RE ALL FRIENDS?

- ULTIMATELY, WHAT REALLY SUCKS ABOUT THIS

IS FRIENDS DON'T SUE FRIENDS, OR THREATEN TO SUE FRIENDS.

- ALL RIGHT. - WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

- WOW.

- HELLO. - HOW ARE YOU, [indistinct]?

- HEY, NATHAN, HOW ARE YOU? - HELLO, I'M LISA.

WOW, THERE'S SO MANY OF YOU. WHAT'S GOING ON?

KEVIN IS BRINGING THIS BAND, ROUGE, TO THE HOUSE

FOR PANDORA'S WEDDING.

- WE COULDN'T BRING THE WHOLE BAND, SO IT WAS LIKE--

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU COULDN'T BRING THE WHOLE BAND?

[laughter] THIS ISN'T THE WHOLE BAND?

- YOU SAID THEY'RE BRINGING A 20-PIECES BAND HERE,

SOMETHING GRAND.

- A 20-PIECE BAND?

- YEAH, OF COURSE. IT HAS TO BE OVER-THE-TOP.

YEAH.

- I WANT A BAND, NOT A BLOODY ORCHESTRA.

- I ALMOST BROUGHT THE L.A. PHILHARMONIC HERE,

BUT I COULDN'T.

- OH, MY GOD. IS IT--

- THIS IS BEVERLY HILLS, IT'S OVER-THE-TOP, YOU KNOW?

- DOES IT HAVE TO BE A 20-PIECE BAND?

- OF COURSE. THAT'S WHAT I WANT, DARLING.

- OH, MY GOD. OKAY.

CAN WE LISTEN TO ANYTHING? - THREE, AND--

[Latin love song]

♪♪ ♪♪

[sings in Spanish]

♪♪ ♪♪

- I LIKE THIS.

♪♪ ♪♪

THE BAND'S VERY PASSIONATE.

I LOVE THAT WHOLE LATINO MUSIC,

AND THE WAY THEY SING.

I THINK THEY'RE A REALLY GOOD CHOICE.

I LOVE THAT.

IT'S ABSOLUTELY JUST, JUST WHAT THEY WANTED.

- IT'S AMAZING. - WE LOVE THE STYLE.

- IT'S KIND OF THAT FEEL. - GREAT.

- OH, IT'S WONDERFUL. - IT'S FUNKY.

- SEXY. - WONDERFUL.

- YEAH. - CAN YOU DO, LIKE,

A SLOWER, MOTOWN KIND OF SOUNDING SONG?

- SURE.

[slow, romantic music]

- ♪♪ I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING WITH A SONG ON MY BREATH ♪♪

♪♪ AND YOUR APATHY IS NOT THE LEAST BIT AMUSING ♪♪

♪♪ AND WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES ♪♪

♪♪ THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME ♪♪

♪♪ WHEN THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE ♪♪

- OH, IT'S SO SWEET.

THIS SHOULD BE YOUR SONG.

IF I CAN'T EVEN LISTEN TO THEM PLAY IN THE LIVING ROOM

WITHOUT CRYING, HOW AM I GONNA GET THROUGH THE WEDDING?

WISH ME LUCK.

♪♪ ♪♪

[applause] - WOW.

- I LOVED IT. - INCREDIBLE.

LOVE IT.

- THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. OH, MY GOD.

- SO LISA, WHAT DO YOU THINK? ISN'T THAT INCREDIBLE BAND?

- IT'S ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.

IT'S PERFECT FOR WHAT WE WANT.

- WONDERFUL! ALL RIGHT.

- AH, GOOD, THEY'RE HERE.

- WHO IS HERE? - DESIGNER EIGHT.

- OKAY, OH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YAY, YAY.

- AH, IT'S AWESOME. - OH, DAVID.

OKAY, PETALS BY DAVID. OKAY, PERFECT.

HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD, AND YOURSELF?

- GOOD. GOOD TO SEE YOU. - NICE TO SEE YOU TOO.

- HI. - YOU KNOW GLENN.

- HI, GLENN. - NICE TO MEET YOU.

- THIS IS DAVID, PETALS BY DAVID, HE DOES ALL THE FLOWERS.

OKAY. CAN WE, UH-- - YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK?

- YES.

OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD, I'M SO EXCITED. - ALL RIGHT.

- WE DO THE WHITE PARTY EVERY YEAR,

BUT I DON'T START THE ACTUAL PLANNING TILL, LIKE,

A WEEK AND A HALF IN ADVANCE.

THEN I END UP SCRAMBLING AT THE LAST MINUTE

AND RIPPING EVERY HAIR OUT OF MY HEAD.

- DON'T BRING THEM BACK, BRING THEM IN.

- WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

- THESE--YEAH, THESE ARE SQUARE OTTOMANS.

- WHY DON'T--OKAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE ARE FOR, GLENN.

IS THIS FOR INSIDE THERE? - THESE ARE FOR EXTRA SEATING.

IT COULD BE OUT THERE, IT COULD BE IN HERE.

- YOU KNOW WHAT? THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH THE BLACK?

ALL THE LEAVES ARE FALLING AND SHOWING UP--

- WE'RE GONNA SWEEP IT.

MY PEOPLE ARE GONNA TAKE CARE OF THAT, DON'T WORRY.

- I WISH WE COULD HAVE LOWERED THESE CHANDELIERS.

ARE YOU KEEPING 'EM IN THE SHADE FOR NOW?

- YES. - YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

HONEY, ARE YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF?

I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP. - YOU DON'T NEED MY HELP.

- THESE ARE OTTOMANS.

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING,

PLANNING THIS HUGE PARTY WITH 300 PEOPLE,

WHEN I BASICALLY JUST MOVED INTO MY HOUSE.

I HAVE SO NO PATIENCE TO SIT FOR THE CURLING.

I CANNOT BELIEVE IT'S TWO HOURS BEFORE THE PARTY

AND NOTHING'S SET UP YET.

- IT WILL BE.

ARE YOUR PINS IN HERE? - YEAH, BUT THEY ALWAYS SAY--

UH, YEAH. - YEAH.

- I--THIS STRESSES ME OUT BEYOND BELIEF.

I HAVE, LIKE, 200 PEOPLE COMING TONIGHT.

- I KNOW, AND YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST PARTIES.

I CANNOT WAIT. I'M SO EXCITED.

- OH, MY GOD.

I THINK MY SISTER KIM IS BRINGING HER NEW BOYFRIEND.

- OH, MY GOD. THAT'S EXCITING.

- MM-HMM. - WHAT'S HE LIKE?

- I DON'T REALLY KNOW, 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HIM.

- OH. - I'VE MET HIM TWICE BRIEFLY.

LIKE, "HELLO," AND THAT WAS IT.

- SURE HE'S HEARD ALL ABOUT YOU.

- I'M SURE HE'S HEARD A LOT OF WONDERFUL THINGS.

[laughter]

I DON'T DO WELL WITH HIDING MY FEELINGS,

SO I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT KIM

BRINGING KEN TO THE PARTY TONIGHT.

OH, MY GOD, I FEEL LIKE THERE'S GONNA BE

SO MANY WEIRD DYNAMICS TONIGHT.

WELL, YOU WOULD THINK THAT, YOU KNOW,

AT THIS POINT IN HER LIFE,

IT WOULDN'T BE LIKE THIS ANYMORE.

- I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT 16. COME ON.

- NO, WE'RE WORSE. WE'RE YOUNGER.

[laughter]

RIGHT? PRACTICALLY.

- I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU GUYS DON'T NEED TO FIGHT,

I MEAN, FOR NOTHING, ESPECIALLY TAYLOR AND LISA.

- NO, TAYLOR AND LISA ARE GETTING ALONG.

TAYLOR WENT WITH LISA INSTEAD OF ME GOING WITH HER

TO PANDORA'S BACHELORETTE.

- REALLY? - YEAH.

'CAUSE I COULDN'T GO.

EVERYONE IS JUST GONNA HAVE TO BE A BIG GIRL

AND DEAL WITH IT TONIGHT.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, HAVE TEN SEPARATE WHITE PARTIES?

[cell phone rings]

HELLO?

- HI! - HEY, ADRIENNE, HOW ARE YOU?

- HOW ARE YOU DOING, HONEY?

- GOOD, JUST CRAZY.

GETTING READY. WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

I'M EXCITED TO SEE YOU TONIGHT.

- I KNOW, ALTHOUGH, HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO CAMILLE?

- NOT IN A FEW DAYS, WHY?

- WELL, SHE JUST GOT--

UH, HOW DO I START HERE?

SHE JUST GOT A LETTER, UH, COMING FROM RUSSELL.

AND IT WAS A THREATENING LETTER--THREATENING LETTER

TO ACTUALLY SUE HER.

- COMING UP...

- I JUST FEEL REALLY BAD.

- HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL, HAVING IT IN MY HOME?

I WOULD NEVER SAY TO SOMEBODY, "YOU CAN'T COME IN,"

BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO, HAVE A LAWSUIT TOO?

- HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO CAMILLE? - WHY?

- SHE JUST GOT A LETTER, COMING FROM RUSSELL.

IT WAS A THREATENING LETTER TO ACTUALLY SUE HER

FOR THINGS THAT WERE SAID ABOUT RUSSELL.

AND OF COURSE, CAMILLE-- - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- UH--

- HOW CAN HE SUE HER? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

HOW CAN YOU SUE SOMEBODY FOR REPEATING--

- WELL, HE'S THREATENING TO SUE HER

FOR THINGS THAT WERE SAID, AND I DON'T KNOW HOW HE CAN DO THAT,

BECAUSE CAMILLE WAS ONLY REPEATING THINGS

THAT TAYLOR HAS TOLD HER.

- OH, MY GOD.

- SO CAMILLE FEELS VERY STRANGE

GOING TO YOUR HOUSE TONIGHT, AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,

UH, I UNDERSTAND HER SITUATION.

AND I DON'T WANT TO GET A LETTER EITHER, BECAUSE I--

YOU KNOW, SHE HAS TOLD ME MANY THINGS AS WELL,

THAT RUSSELL HAS DONE, AND I KNOW SHE'S TOLD YOU,

AND SHE'S TOLD SOME OF THE OTHER GIRLS.

AND I HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU, BECAUSE YOU'RE SO WONDERFUL,

AND IT'S A FABULOUS PARTY, BUT I'M NOT QUITE SURE.

IF CAMILLE WANTS TO GO, I FEEL KIND OF STRANGE GOING MYSELF.

- I WANT YOU GUYS TO BE HERE.

- AND I DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU IN THIS SITUATION.

BUT I DON'T-- BECAUSE WE FEEL STRANGE

BEING AROUND TAYLOR IF SHE'S GOING.

- OH, MY GOD.

- AND WHO'S NEXT? YOU KNOW?

IT'S JUST--IT'S NOT RIGHT. - I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

- YOU DON'T DO THAT.

- YEAH.

- WE'LL GO, BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW WHY,

IF WE DECIDE WE'RE GONNA-- IF IT GETS TOO STRANGE...

- RIGHT.

- WE'RE GONNA LEAVE, AND THAT'S IT.

- I DON'T WANT IT TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE EITHER.

- OKAY?

- OKAY, LET ME TRY TO GET AHOLD OF HER.

I FEEL COMPLETELY SICK TO MY STOMACH.

- I HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU.

- NO, I KNOW, I KNOW, BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.

THIS HAS PUT EVERYBODY IN A HORRIBLE POSITION.

OKAY, OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU IN A LITTLE BIT,

BUT YOU BETTER BE HERE.

- ALL RIGHT. - OKAY. OKAY, BYE.

[scoffs]

- MMM.

HOW'S SCHOOL?

- IT WAS GOOD.

- LIKE, THIS MORNING I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET UP EARLY

TO GET READY AND DO MY HAIR, EVERYTHING,

BUT THEN, UM, I TOOK TWO NYQUIL LAST NIGHT.

- [laughing]

- I DID NOT GET UP THIS MORNING. LIKE, I SAT UP--

I FELT SO BAD-- - THOSE ARE HORRIBLE.

- I FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER. - [laughs]

- I FELL--I'VE NEVER FALLEN ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER BEFORE.

EVER. - I DON'T THINK THAT'S NORMAL.

- AND SHERRY GOES-- I GO LIKE--AND I GO,

"OH, MY GOD, I JUST FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER,

I'M NOT READY FOR SCHOOL," AND SHE GOES,

"YOU FELL ASLEEP IN THE SH-- IS THAT WHY

YOU WERE IN THERE SO LONG?" I GO, "HOW LONG WAS I IN THERE?"

- THAT'S DANGEROUS.

- SHE GOES, "AT LEAST 35 MINUTES."

- I'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE DOING THAT.

- WELL, I DID IT.

- OH. - WAIT, DID YOU GET A NEW RING?

- NO. IT'S ONE OF-- - WAIT, WHAT?

IS THIS--TELL ME IF I'M MISTAKEN, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE

THIS IS A RING FINGER.

- IT'S JUST A PROMISE RING.

- PROMISE RING. - PROMISE RING WITH WHO?

- WITH KEN. - MOM WAS GONNA SAY--

- THAT IS AN ENGAGEMENT RING. - NO, IT IS NOT.

- MOM. - NO.

IT CONCERNS ME THAT MY GIRLS

AREN'T HAPPY AND COMFORTABLE WITH KEN.

- BUT HONESTLY, WHY ARE YOU WEARING IT ON YOUR RING FINGER?

LIKE, CAN'T PROMISE RINGS BE ON YOUR OTHER FINGER?

- IT'S A HUGE ADJUSTMENT.

THEY'VE ALWAYS HAD ME TO THEMSELVES ALWAYS,

AND, UH, I THINK THEY'RE SCARED.

MM, BEFORE WE GO THERE, I JUST WANT TO SAY,

WITH CHAD'S BIRTHDAY COMING UP, AND THE WHITE PARTY,

I WANT EVERYBODY TO, PLEASE--

I'D LIKE IT TO JUST BE A HAPPY TIME,

SO IF ANYBODY HAS ANY ISSUES WITH--

- WHO HAS ISSUES? - NO, I JUST--

YOU KNOW, I KNOW, LIKE, SOME OF YOU ARE NOT ALL HAPPY--

WHY CAN'T EVERYBODY BE HAPPY FOR ME?

I WANT THEM TO KNOW THIS IS NOT SOMETHING

I CHOSE TO DO WITH HIM AND LOSE THREE OF MY KIDS.

RIGHT NOW I'M TALKING ABOUT KEN.

- OH. - THE WHOLE THING WITH KEN.

- IS HE COMING? - [laughs]

- WELL, IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR THE WHITE PARTY,

AND IT ALSO WILL BE THE FIRST TIME

THAT EVERYBODY MEETS KEN.

YEAH.

THE ONLY THING IS, IF YOU COULD JUST--

LOOK AT ME, KIMBERLY.

- [laughs] - IF YOU WOULD PUT IT ASIDE...

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - AND JUST BE KIND,

AND NICE AND FRIENDLY.

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING, I'M JUST LETTING EVERYTHING GO,

AND JUST GOING TO THE THINGS, AND DOING WHAT I HAVE TO DO.

- WE WON'T START ANYTHING WITH KEN.

- OKAY.

- BUT WE CAN'T CONTROL OTHER PEOPLE.

- I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO.

- WELL, I'M JUST SAYING, LIKE, IF SOMEONE

HAS AN ISSUE WITH HIM, THEN THAT'S THEIR CHOICE.

- THERE'S ALSO HAWAII COMING UP,

AND KEN MAY COME, AND SO

I REALLY AM ANXIOUS TO SEE HOW THE WHITE PARTY GOES.

I'M JUST ASKING IF YOU COULD JUST--

PLEASE, LET'S BE CORDIAL, LET'S HAVE A GOOD TIME,

NO MATTER WHAT.

- I'M GOOD.

I THINK KIMBERLY'S GOOD TOO. - I'M GRAND.

- JUST REMEMBER, WHEN THINGS--

IF YOU FEEL A CERTAIN THING FOR SOMEBODY,

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHARE IT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE,

YOU CAN KEEP IT TO YOURSELF, AND GIVE IT TO GOD, AND--

AND NOT SHARE IT. - [laughs]

- HOW AMAZING IS THIS? - WHY--OH, MY GOD.

OH, IT LOOKS AMAZING.

OH, MY GOD.

SO THESE CHANDELIERS ARE NOT WORKING YET?

HONEY?

- YES, MY LOVE?

- THOSE CHANDELIERS ARE NOT PLUGGED IN,

AND I WANT THEM ON. - TALK TO GLENN ABOUT THAT.

THAT'S A GLENN ISSUE. - I DID, BUT--

ARE WE GETTING THEM ON, GLENN?

- YES, MA'AM.

- OKAY, OKAY.

RELAXING. GOOD TIMES.

OKAY.

HI, HOW ARE YOU? - NICE TO SEE YOU.

- GOOD TO SEE YOU. - YOU REMEMBER JENNIFER, RIGHT?

- HI, HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU.

I INVITED BRANDI TO MY WHITE PARTY

BEFORE THE NIGHT IN MALIBU.

- YOU DON'T-- [bleep] YOU! WHAT?

[overlapping yelling]

- NO, STOP! - YOU, CANNOT START A FIGHT--

- STOP!

- DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME LIKE THAT AGAIN, OKAY?

YOU'LL BE SORRY, ALL RIGHT?

IT'S PROBABLY GONNA BE UNCOMFORTABLE,

BUT I'M NOT GONNA DISINVITE HER.

- WOW, THIS IS NICE. I HAVEN'T BEEN TO HER NEW HOUSE.

- YEAH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. - HI, HOW ARE YOU?

- UM, WHAT IS THIS?

- IT'S A [indistinct]. - OOH, YEAH.

- CHAMPAGNE WITH A SHOT OF [indistinct].

- SURE. - OKAY.

- [laughs] - THANK YOU.

- ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. - THANK YOU.

- HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.

- OKAY.

- WOW. - LOOKS COOL.

OH, AND YOU'RE HERE TOO. - MORE CHAMPAGNE!

- ALL RIGHT, I SEE WHERE THIS PARTY'S GOIN'.

OH, WOW, THIS PLACE IS GREAT.

- OH, WOW. - WOW!

- I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS THE EMAIL THAT RUSSELL HAD SENT ME.

THIS IS SOMETHING THAT WE NEED TO RESOLVE OURSELVES,

NOT AT A PARTY.

- I'M HURT.

IN MY LIFE THERE ARE PEOPLE I TRUST,

AND THERE ARE PEOPLE I DON'T TRUST.

THE PEOPLE I TRUST, I DON'T WANT TO BE BETRAYED.

- I WOULD FEEL VERY UNCOMFORTABLE

SEEING RUSSELL AND TAYLOR AT THIS POINT.

- HEY, CAMILLE! - HI, BEAUTIFUL.

MMM. THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME. - THANK YOU FOR COMING.

- THE HOUSE LOOKS AMAZING. - YOU LOOK GREAT, AS ALWAYS.

- THANK YOU. - FINALLY, IT'S, LIKE,

PRETTY MUCH DONE NOW.

- IT'S AMAZING. - I REALLY LOVE IT.

HOPEFULLY THAT CHANDELIER DOESN'T FALL ON ANYBODY TONIGHT.

[laughs]

- OR MAYBE YOU WANT IT TO. - YEAH, EXACTLY.

IT'S RIGGED. AND...CUE THE CHANDELIER!

[laughter]

- YOU GRABBING MY ASS?

- I'M NOT GRABBING YOU. - WHY NOT?

[laughs]

- HELLO!

BEAUTIFUL DRESS. - THANK YOU.

- I NEED TO TALK TO LISA ABOUT TAYLOR AND RUSSELL.

I WANT SOMEONE TO HELP ME FIGURE OUT,

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HANDLE THIS SITUATION.

- WHERE'S ADRIENNE?

WHERE DOES SHE STAND ON ALL THIS?

- ADRIENNE IS SCARED TO BE AROUND EITHER ONE OF THEM,

BECAUSE OF THE LAWSUIT.

- WELL, ME TOO. I'M IN THE SAME POSITION.

- ME TOO!

- I'M TALKING ABOUT SAYING YOUR HUSBAND ABUSES YOU...

AND YOU'VE ALL VOICED THE SAME OPINION TO ME.

SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

- LISTEN, NONE OF US HAVE-- I HAVE NOT SAID ANYTHING--

THE ONLY THING ANYONE HAS EVER SAID, EVEN CAMILLE,

I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS, IS WHAT SHE WAS TOLD.

- BY TAYLOR. - OKAY?

THIS ISN'T LIKE SHE THREW SOMETHING OUT THERE,

AND INVENTED SOMETHING.

WHAT CAME OUT OF CAMILLE'S MOUTH IS WHAT TAYLOR TOLD HER.

- NO, I KNOW.

- SHE DIDN'T ACCUSE HIM, SHE REPEATED WHAT SHE WAS TOLD--

- I KNOW. - BEEN TELLING ALL OF US.

- YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. I JUST FEEL REALLY BAD.

- HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL, HAVING THEM IN MY HOME?

I WOULD NEVER SAY TO SOMEBODY, "YOU CAN'T COME IN,"

BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO, HAVE A LAWSUIT TOO?

- BUT YOU'VE GOTTA GIVE HER THE HEADS UP.

- I HAVE BEEN TRYING, LISA, OKAY?

- OKAY, OKAY. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

- I HAVE BEEN CALLING, AND I HAVE BEEN TRYING.

- ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S JUST TRY AGAIN,

BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE REALLY BLOODY EMBARRASSING.

- IT'S HUMILIATING.

I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO REACH TAYLOR,

AND NOW THE ONLY THING I CAN DO IS WAIT FOR HER

TO SHOW UP AT MY HOUSE, AND THEN TELL HER

SHE'S NO LONGER INVITED TO MY PARTY.

IT FEELS AWFUL.

I FEEL SO BAD.

- COMING UP...

- I LET YOU BRING ME TO THAT LEVEL.

- WATCH THE FINGER, LIKE, LITERALLY--

- NO, NO, NO, I WILL NOT.

- THIS IS PRETTY. - THIS IS COOL.

YEAH, I LIKE THIS.

- ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT A LAWSUIT?

I MEAN, WHY WOULD WE BE WORRIED ABOUT A LAWSUIT?

- WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING-- - HOW COULD WE BE--

I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE THING.

WE'RE BEING TOLD SOMETHING.

- HE'S GOT NO REASON TO SUE ME.

I DON'T THINK HE'S GOT ANY REASON TO SUE ANYBODY, YOU KNOW?

- LISA IS VERY GOOD FRIENDS WITH THE EDITOR OF US MAGAZINE.

I MET WITH ONE OF MY LITIGATORS TODAY, AND HE SAID,

"LOOK, WE'LL JUST SERVE 'EM WITH A LAWSUIT."

YOU KNOW, IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE.

- I JUST FEEL REALLY BAD, BECAUSE SHE MADE A HUGE EFFORT

TO GO TO PANDY'S BACHELORETTE, AND THEN SUDDEN--

- LISA, THAT IS SO UNIMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.

- IT ISN'T THOUGH, BECAUSE IT IS.

- PLEASE. - IT IS TOO.

- IT ISN'T! IT ISN'T! - IT IS TO ME.

BECAUSE SUDDENLY--I'VE JUST SPENT THE WEEKEND WITH HER,

HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO HER SINCE, AND SUDDENLY I--

- HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? I'VE BEEN CLOSER WITH HER

LONGER THAN YOU, THIS WHOLE TIME.

HOW DO YOU THINK I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW?

- WELL, THAT LAST THING I KNEW WAS TAYLOR'S ON A BUSINESS TRIP

WITH RUSSELL, SO I'VE TRIED TEXTING HER AND CALLING HER

TO SAVE HER THE EMBARRASSMENT

OF BEING TURNED AWAY FROM THE PARTY.

SHE'S GONNA BE REALLY UPSET.

SHE'S NOT GONNA TRUST EITHER OF US AGAIN--

TO GET OUT OF THE CAR AND SAY, "YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU CAN'T COME IN, WELCOME." I MEAN, COME ON.

GO AND ASK ADRIENNE, ASK HER WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO.

- THE REALITY IS THAT IF YOU'RE GONNA BE

THREATENING LAWSUITS, WE DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.

AND SO THEREFORE, YOU KNOW--

- NO, WE DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE.

- UH, WE'RE JUST TRYING

TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO RIGHT NOW.

- SO THIS IS WHAT I WOULD DO. UM--

- COME OVER HERE, YOU GUYS. - SO WHAT SH--

- NO, MY QUESTION IS-- AND THIS IS WHAT I--

- HERE, WE'LL GO HERE. - LISTEN TO ME.

- COME OVER HERE, GUYS. OKAY.

THIS IS A REALLY BAD POSITION TO BE PUT IN.

- WELL, SHE PUT US ALL IN THOSE--IN THIS POSITION.

- DID YOU HAVE A CLUE OF ANYTHING THAT'S GONE DOWN?

HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO TAYLOR? - WELL, I KNEW--NO.

NOT AT ALL. - NOR HAVE I.

- HAVE YOU? - NO, NOTHING.

NOT SINCE THE BACHELORETTE PARTY.

AND APPARENTLY IT WAS, UH,

SENT AT THE TIME WE WERE TOGETHER IN VEGAS.

WELL, I WOULD THINK THAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW, THAT'S MY--

- YOU DON'T THINK IT'S HER HUSBAND?

YOU DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA TELL HER?

- WELL, MAYBE HE DOESN'T KNOW ALL OF IT.

- OF COURSE SHE KNOWS. - SHE'S GOTTA KNOW.

LIKE, HOW WOULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT?

- HOW WOULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT?

- SHE DOESN'T-- - OKAY, WELL, YOU CAN ASK.

- LISTEN, HOLD ON A SECOND, HE WAS SENDING EMAILS TO ME

THAT SHE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT.

- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - FEEL MY HEART RIGHT NOW.

- OH, MY GOD.

[laughs]

[party music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- WHY DON'T YOU WALK A LADY-- - CARRY YOUR PURSE?

LET ME CARRY YOUR PURSE. - YEAH.

- I USUALLY COME ALONE TO EVERY EVENT,

SO I'M EXCITED TO WALK IN WITH KEN.

HI! - HI, HOW ARE YOU?

HI, HOW ARE YOU? - HI, NICE TO SEE YOU.

- I WORE PANTS TODAY.

- LOOK AT YOU, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

- OOH. - WOW!

- DID I BRING TOO MUCH--

- NO, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. - I FEEL LIKE A HIPPIE.

- WELL, YEAH, NO. - [laughs]

- BAH-BUM, BAH-BOOM. - OH, HOT GIRLFRIEND.

- UH, THIS IS KEN.

- I KNOW, WE'VE MET.

- HEY. - PARIS', YES. THANK YOU.

- I WILL BE AS NICE TO KEN AS I POSSIBLY CAN.

WILL I BE BENDING OVER BACKWARDS FOR HIM?

NO.

- HELLO, BEHIND YOU. - OH!

[laughter]

I JUST WANT TO SAY,

YOU SAID TO ME, "I'M SICK, STAY AWAY."

- OH. YOU'RE NOT STILL SICK?

- [coughs] - I HAD THE BRONCHITIS.

- WAIT, WAIT, LISTEN. - OH, DON'T GIVE IT BACK TO ME.

- [coughs] - GET HER AWAY FROM ME.

- [coughs] - GET AWAY FROM ME.

- [coughs]

- OH, THAT IS SO BAD!

IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE SEEN KIM.

I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW LOVELY SHE IS TO BE AROUND.

SO YOU'VE GOT A NEW MAN? WHERE IS HE, IS HE HERE?

- HE'S OVER THERE. - WHERE IS HE?

- OKAY, LET'S FIND HIM. - KEN!

- HI, KEN. - HI.

- [coughs] - WILL YOU STOP

BLOODY COUGHING ON ME, FOR GOD'S SAKE?

- [coughs] - UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

- OH, THAT IS SO BAD!

KIM'S BOYFRIEND KEN SEEMED VERY,

UM...

PLEASANT?

- SHE IS A GOOD GIRL. SHE IS A GOOD GIRL.

- OH, HEY. - HI.

KIM, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN SUCH A LONG TIME.

- SHE NEEDS LOVE, AND SHE SHOULD GET IT.

- HOW ARE YOU?

- THAT'S MY FEELING ON IT. [laughs]

- SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. - I HAVE PLENTY OF THAT.

- I KNOW, I CAN TELL. - I LOVE YOUR NECKLACES.

- YOU HAVE A GOOD HEART. - OH, HI.

- HI, I'M KEN. - ARE YOU KIM'S FRIEND?

- THAT'S RIGHT. - HI, IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU.

FIRST IMPRESSION, THEY SEEM HAPPY TOGETHER.

IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN KIM HAPPY WITH SOMEBODY.

- DO YOU WANT TO SEE A FUNNY PICTURE?

- WHAT IS IT? - YOU GUYS WANT TO LAUGH, WATCH.

ME AND BRANDI. [laughter]

- SHE'S SO MUCH FUN, WITH THAT PHOTO--

- YOU GUYS, LOOK AT ME.

READY, YOU WANT TO SEE? - I LIKE THIS ONE BETTER.

- ME AND BRANDI. LOOK AT THAT.

UH-OH, NAUGHTY!

- I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT DANA IS SHOWING ME A PICTURE

OF HER AND BRANDI, AND, UM,

I DON'T CARE ABOUT BRANDI.

UM, I DON'T LIKE ALL THIS. - WHAT HAPPENED THERE?

- I WOULD RATHER JUST-- - WE MADE UP IN VEGAS.

YOU'RE GONNA MAKE UP, YOU'LL SEE.

SHE'S KIND OF A NUT JOB, BUT IT'S FUN.

- WHO? - BRANDI.

- OH! GOD. - OH, LOOK.

- LET ME JUST SAY ONE THING.

- SEE, YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHO IT WAS.

- LET ME JUST SAY ONE THING. - OH, HERE IT IS.

- THERE WILL BE-- - NO MAKE-UPS?

- IT'S NOT ABOUT MAKING UP. - NO REDOS?

- JUST CLEAR MY PATH.

- ALL RIGHT. - SORRY.

- WHAT IF WE DO LIKE A--

- ABSOLUTELY NOT. - [laughs]

- I THINK YOU PRETTY MUCH HEARD IT.

- ABSOLUTELY NOT. - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GONNA JUST, LIKE, BURN THE FLAME.

- I'M GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, SHE COMES OVER TO ME--

- IT'S HISTORY?

- I SAID TO YOU THE OTHER DAY-- - IT'S TROUBLE.

- "YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH THE BIG DOGS?

YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH THE BIG DOGS?"

- IT JUST LOOKS LIKE KYLE SO MUCH WHEN YOU DO THAT.

[squeals]

- AND I SAID, YOU KNOW, NICELY--

YOU KNOW, SHE HAS, WHAT, ONE BROKEN LEG?

- YOU-- - [laughs]

- SHE SAID, "DON'T ANYONE KICK IT."

SHE WAS LIKE, "PLEASE, DANA,

TELL EVERYBODY NOT TO KICK--"

- OH, I WON'T KICK THAT ONE.

- [laughs]

- I'LL JUST BREAK THE OTHER ONE.

- PLEASE, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE TONIGHT.

- SORRY. - I REALLY CAN'T.

- SHE JUST BEST STAY CLEAR OF ME.

AND IF SHE LIKES THAT BROKEN LEG,

SHE OUGHT TO GET READY FOR THE SECOND ONE.

LET'S GO. - OKAY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I'VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH-- LIKE, I DON'T EVEN

HAVE THE ENERGY TO EXPEND-- - SORRY.

I DON'T MEAN TO RUIN YOUR PARTY.

I'LL TAKE HER OUTSIDE THEN...

LIKE TAYLOR THREATENED TO TAKE ME OUTSIDE.

- OKAY.

- 'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA PUT UP WITH IT ANYMORE.

- WELL, WHY DON'T YOU SAY IT NICELY,

SO I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE PROBLEMS--

- NO. NICELY?

WHAT DID SHE DO TO ME NICELY?

I'VE HEARD THAT KYLE AND BRANDI HAVE MADE PEACE.

[scoffs]

I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, KYLE.

- OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T HANDLE ANY MORE PROBLEMS.

I REALLY--I CAN'T. - WHAT'S WRONG, KIM?

- IF SHE GLANCES MY WAY ONE MORE TIME, I'M WALKING OVER TO HER,

AND SHE'S ABOUT READY TO GET HER HAIR YANKED OFF HER HEAD.

- SHE'S NOT--SHE'S NOT-- - HER WHAT?

- HAIR--I DON'T KNOW.

- I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT WITH YOU NOW, I WANT TO SORT THIS OUT.

- I DON'T LIKE YOU. - OKAY.

- I WILL NEVER LIKE YOU. - OKAY.

- KIM AND I ENDED UP IN THE SAME ROOM AND IT WAS ON.

YOU DON'T LIKE ME, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA LIKE ME,

AND I SAID I'M SORRY. - THE NAMES--

- YOU GUYS WERE OUT OF LINE, I WAS OUT OF LINE.

- WE--WAIT, WAIT-- - IT WAS A BAD SITUATION,

- YOU WANT TO-- YOU WANT TO HATE ME FOREVER.

- WE WERE NOT OUT OF LINE UNTIL YOU GOT OUT OF LINE.

I DON'T WANT TO ACCEPT HER APOLOGY,

BECAUSE I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER.

SHE'S NEGATIVE AND ICKY.

- YOU DON'T HAVE TO EVER LIKE ME.

- DON'T EVEN APOLOGIZE, IT'S NOT WORTH IT.

I DON'T EVEN ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.

- YOU DON'T HAVE TO. I SAID-- - I WON'T.

- I DO-- - I DON'T, I WON'T.

WHAT I'M TELLING YOU IS THIS IS THE WAY IT WENT DOWN FOR ME.

KYLE TURNS AND SAYS, "OKAY, LET'S PLAY GENIUS IQ,"

AND SHE STARTS CLOCKWISE AND SAYS, "LET'S START WITH YOU."

AND YOU SAID...

- NO, I TOOK IT AS AN INSULT, OF COURSE.

- "FINE, BRING IT ON, BITCH."

AND I SAID,

"NOW, THAT'S NOT VERY NICE."

- WELL, WE ALL HAVE OUR BITCHY MOMENTS, LET'S BE CLEAR.

ALL OF US.

- OKAY, BUT MY SISTER GENUINELY IS NOT A BITCH.

- I MEAN, NO, I'M SURE--

- WE ALL HAVE OUR MOMENTS.

- I MEAN, WE ALL HAVE OUR MOMENTS.

- BUT SHE WASN'T BEING A BITCH.

- SHE WAS. - SHE WAS NOT.

- SHE WAS.

BUT SHE APOLOGIZED TO ME FOR IT, SO IT'S OKAY.

SO SHE ADMITS THAT SHE WAS BEING A BITCH AS WELL.

- WELL, MAYBE SHE DID THAT TO TRY TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER,

BUT SHE WAS NOT. - OKAY.

- OKAY? YOU WERE.

I FEEL BAD THAT YOU BROUGHT ME TO THAT LEVEL.

- RIGHT, I BROUGHT--RIGHT.

- AND WHAT I NEEDED TO DO

WAS GET ON MY KNEES AND APOLOGIZE TO GOD

THAT I LET YOU BRING ME TO THAT LEVEL.

- WATCH THE FINGER, LIKE, LITERALLY--

- NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT GONNA WATCH ANY [bleep] FINGER.

- WATCH THE FINGER.

- I WILL NOT.

- COMING UP...

- I HAVE TO GO OUT AND TELL MY FRIEND

THAT SHE CAN NOT COME IN TO MY PARTY.

- I'M NOT GONNA WATCH ANY [bleep] FINGER.

- NO, NO, NO, WATCH THE FINGER.

- I WILL NOT.

- I'M GONNA REMOVE MYSELF FROM THE SITUATION,

BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING... - GOOD!

- REALLY, REALLY, REALLY VIOLENT FOR NO REASON.

- REALLY? BECAUSE "F," "F," "F"?

- I CAME HERE TO SPEAK TO YOU

AND TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU,

AND NOW YOU'RE ATTACKING ME.

- WHAT, NOW? AFTER EVERYTHING YOU DID?

- EVERYTHING I DID?

- AFTER ALL THE NAMES, AND ALL THE THINGS?

- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

- [mocking] "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"

- OH, MY GOD.

I'M NOT SURE WHAT KIM'S ISSUES ACTUALLY ARE,

BUT I SUSPECT THAT

THERE'S SOME SORT OF SUBSTANCE ABUSE GOING ON.

- YOU'RE JUST NOT RIGHT.

- OKAY. YOU KNOW, OKAY.

I FELT SORRY FOR HER,

AND I WAS JUST GONNA LET HER GO OFF ON ME IF SHE WANTED TO.

I TRIED. I WON'T TRY AGAIN.

- YEAH, DON'T TRY AGAIN. - I WON'T.

- IT'S A SHAME, A PRETTY GIRL LIKE YOU

HAS A TRUCK DRIVER MOUTH.

- I DO HAVE A TRUCK DRIVER MOUTH, YOU'RE CORRECT.

- AND THAT YOU ACT THE WAY YOU DO.

- I'M A GOOD PERSON, I'M A GREAT FRIEND, AND--

- REALLY? - YEAH, I'M A GREAT PARENT.

- WHY DON'T YOU GIVE YOURSELF A HUG, SWEETHEART?

GIVE YOURSELF A GREAT, BIG HUG FOR ALL THE GOOD THINGS YOU DO,

ALL THE THINGS YOU THINK YOU ARE.

- I DON'T--

- THERE'S A LOT OF US IN HERE THAT DON'T THINK YOU ARE.

- I DON'T KID MYSELF. I DON'T CARE.

I DON'T KID MYSELF ABOUT WHO I AM OR WHAT I DO.

I KNOW WHO I AM. YES, I KNOW I SAY THE "F" WORD.

I SAY [bleep] ALL THE TIME. YES, I DO.

[bleep], [bleep], [bleep], [bleep], [bleep].

IT'S [bleep], WHO CARES? I DON'T CARE.

IT DOESN'T MAKE ME A WORSE PERSON.

- YOU THINK THAT LOOKS NICE,

COMING FROM A PRETTY GIRL LIKE YOU?

- IT DOESN'T MATTER. I CAN'T CONTROL IT.

- IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU PRETTY WHEN YOU SAY THOSE WORDS.

- OKAY.

IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU PRETTY WHEN YOU ACT LIKE THIS.

- REALLY? - YEAH.

- IT DIDN'T MAKE YOU LOOK PRETTY WHEN YOU ACTED LIKE THAT.

- I WAS ATTACKED, AND I ATTACK-- WHEN SOMEONE BITES ME--

- NOBODY ATTACKED YOU.

- I'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT IN MY LIFE.

- YOU ATTACKED US.

- CAN WE NOT DO THIS?

- YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M DONE WITH HER ANYWAY.

SHE'S...HORRIBLE.

- CAN YOU NOT DO THIS IN FRONT OF OUR GOOD FRIENDS?

- YES, THANK YOU.

- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

- I'M NOT, I'M NOT. - OKAY.

- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? - NOTHING.

- THAT'S FINE. - OKAY, YEAH.

[indistinct chatter]

- MY DAUGHTER HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU TOO.

- I'M NOT FIGHTING WITH CHILDREN.

IT'S FINE, I JUST WAS TRYING TO SAY SORRY, AND THEN IT JUST--

I DON'T KNOW.

- I'M SORRY.

- WELL, TONIGHT'S GONNA BE FUN.

- YUP. [sighs]

WE'RE GONNA PARTY ALL NIGHT. - YEAH.

YOU'RE GONNA BE THE LAST ONE TO LEAVE.

- I'M GONNA BE THE LAST ONE TO LEAVE.

- [laughs]

- I'M GONNA DRINK THIS ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA.

- NICE.

- YUP, I'M GONNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT.

- GREAT, I'M GONNA BE CARRYING YOU OUT THIS YEAR.

- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CARRY ME OUT THIS YEAR.

- [laughs]

- GOOD THING WE HAVE A DRIVER. - YES, IT IS A GOOD THING.

AND IT'S A GOOD THING I'VE BEEN--

I DON'T KNOW, LIFTING WEIGHTS.

- YOU LOOK GREAT. - THANK YOU.

YOU LOOK GREAT TOO.

- YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAY? IT'S OKAY.

LOOK AT ME. YOU GOT IT?

- SHE'S REALLY FREAKING OUT. - I KNOW.

YOU'RE OKAY? - MM-HMM.

- OKAY, DO YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE SAYING THIS?

- NO, OF COURSE NOT.

- OKAY, OKAY, BUT THEN...

WE'LL BACK YOU UP, BUT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY--

- WHAT DID I--DON'T LOOK AT ME, WHAT I'M GONNA SAY.

- LISTEN, LISTEN, BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA ASK TAYLOR,

"DID YOU KNOW ABOUT IT?" SHE KNOWS ABOUT IT.

BECAUSE THAT PUTS HER IN A WEIRD SITUATION.

- CAN I ASK YOU GUYS A QUESTION?

WHY DO YOU EVEN WANT TO HAVE A WHOLE DISCUSSION WITH THIS?

WE JUST WALK UP TO HER AND SAY, "SORRY, YOU'RE NOT INVITED."

YOU KNOW, THESE THINGS-- - BUT THEY ARE INVITED.

- NO, THEY WERE INVITED.

- WELL, YOU'RE DISINVITING THEM.

- I'M JUST SAYING, THERE'S A POSSIBILITY

THAT TAYLOR DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT IT.

- WELL, BUT NOW SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT IT.

- WHY DON'T WE ASK? - WELL, THAT'S MY POINT.

BECAUSE HE WAS SENDING ME THOSE EMAILS, RIGHT?

I JUST GOT AN EMAIL FROM RUSSELL.

"HERE'S THE REAL STORY, SO NO NEED TO WORRY."

WHY HAS HE SENT THAT TO ME?

THOSE RIDICULOUS, STUPID EMAILS, YEAH?

AND SHE KNEW NOTHING ABOUT IT.

- BUT THEN WHEN SHE SAYS, "NO," THEN WHAT?

- YOU CAN'T JUST SEND EMAILS LIKE THAT AND NOT KNOW ABOUT IT.

- SO YOU NEED TO SORT IT OUT BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.

IT'S NOT WELCOME. - IT'S THEIR ISSUE.

IT'S THEIR PROBLEM. - THAT IS EXACTLY RIGHT.

- YEAH, BUT MAYBE SHE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT IT.

- WELL, BUT THAT'S THEIR ISSUE.

- OKAY, WELL, THAT TOO, BUT THEN--

- OF COURSE SHE KNOWS ABOUT IT. - OF COURSE SHE KNOWS ABOUT IT.

- HOW ELSE DID RUSSELL KNOW ABOUT THIS?

- NO, SHE KNOWS ABOUT IT. - THEY HAVE TO SORT IT OUT.

AND IF SHE DOESN'T, THEY HAVE TO SORT THAT OUT BETWEEN THEM.

I MEAN, I SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY WIFE,

AND SHE SUFFERS THE CONSEQUENCES OF ME.

I MEAN, IT'S PART OF LIFE.

- YEAH, BUT IT'S A DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIP.

- IT'S NOT. - WELL, THAT FOR SURE.

I AGREE WITH THAT 100%.

- THIS IS ALL HER FAULT. - LISA, SHE KNOWS.

- WELL, WE BARELY MADE IT OUT OF VEGAS.

- WE WERE HAVING FUN.

- WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE VEGAS.

- WHY WOULD YOU?

THERE'S ONLY A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE I WOULD LEAVE VEGAS FOR

AND COME HOME TO COME TO THEIR PARTY.

IF THIS WERE NOT KYLE'S PARTY,

I DON'T KNOW.

- WHY ARE YOU EVEN DEALING WITH THIS THING?

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE MAURICIO? HE'LL DEAL WITH IT.

IF YOU CAN'T, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T DEAL WITH IT,

IF YOU'RE GONNA GET THAT EMOTIONAL.

THIS IS YOUR PARTY,

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW?

- WELL, IT'S NOT RATIONAL.

- WHAT?

WHY SHOULD YOU EVEN DEAL WITH THIS?

- I FEEL BAD. I FEEL BAD.

- WELL, I'M VERY EXCITED TO SEE KYLE,

AND HER HOUSE IS COMING ALONG SO BEAUTIFULLY.

I'M OBVIOUSLY VERY APPREHENSIVE ABOUT SEEING CAMILLE.

I TOLD RUSSELL WHAT HAD HAPPENED AT THE TEA PARTY

WHILE WE WERE IN A THERAPY SESSION.

HE WASN'T HAPPY.

HE WAS REALLY UPSET

THAT OTHER PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT WHAT WAS GOING ON,

ESPECIALLY WHEN WE WERE TRYING TO WORK THROUGH THINGS,

AND, UM, I WAS REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT RUSSELL SEEING CAMILLE.

UGH, I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT WITH HER.

- WELL-- - I HAVE TO JUST FORGIVE.

- JUST HAVE FUN TONIGHT.

- I DON'T KNOW, AFTER READING THAT EMAIL,

I'M TELLING YOU, THE TWO OF THEM--

SHE IMMEDIATELY WENT AND TOLD WHAT HAPPENED AT THE HOUSE.

IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOUR TEA PARTY.

IMMEDIATELY.

- YEAH, SHE DID. YOU KNOW THAT.

- THAT'S HER M.O.

ALL THIS HEARSAY [bleep], IT'S RIDICULOUS.

THIS IS--THIS CONSTANT PRESSURE IS TOO MUCH.

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE. THAT'S THE PROB--

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE.

- WELL, NONE OF US KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE, BUT THE PROBLEM IS

THIS IS SERIOUS, AND YOU DON'T DO THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS,

AND YOU DON'T DO THIS TO--

YOU DON'T DRAW PEOPLE IN,

GET CON-- EVERYBODY CONFUSED,

AND THEN WORK YOURSELF OUT OF IT,

AND LET EVERYBODY ELSE FEND FOR THEMSELF.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM. - RIGHT.

- WE NEED TO HAVE SOME FUN. - YEAH, WE DO.

WE ARE OVERDUE. - DALLAS WAS A BLAST.

VEGAS WAS A BLAST, WE NEED TO KEEP IT GOIN'.

- YEAH, AND NOW THAT WE'VE FORGIVEN EACH OTHER--

- YEAH.

NOW THAT I'M A GOOD BOY AGAIN.

- YEAH. - YEAH.

- FOR THE FIRST TIME. - FOR THE FIRST TIME.

- [laughs]

NOW THAT YOU'RE A GOOD BOY, WE CAN HAVE FUN.

I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU.

OKAY.

- THE IDEA THAT I HAVE TO GO OUT AND TELL MY FRIEND

THAT SHE CANNOT COME IN TO MY PARTY FEELS TERRIBLE.

- OH, MY GOD. - HELLO!

- WE HAVE A PROBLEM. - WHAT?

- THERE'S-- [sobbing]

- UH-OH. - WHAT?

- NO, BUT THERE'S A PROBLEM.

- WHAT'S WRONG? - NO, I GUESS--

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW ABOUT, I GUESS,

THE EMAIL YOU SENT CAMILLE.

I GUESS NOW HER LAWYERS ARE SAYING, OR WHATEVER,

THAT SHE CAN'T BE AROUND YOU GUYS, AND IT'S LIKE THIS WHOLE--

I JUST-- I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO--

- DON'T CRY. - NO, I DO, I FEEL REALLY BAD.

- IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY, DON'T FEEL BAD.

- NO, DON'T CRY. - LISTEN. LISTEN.

IT IS WHAT IT IS, OKAY?

- THE EMAIL THAT WAS SENT OUT,

THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE.

- I WAS VERY KIND TO HER, I SAID, "PLEASE CALL ME."

- GUESS WHAT, I READ THE EMAIL, IT WAS NOT KIND.

- WE ALL READ THE EMAIL. - THAT WAS NOT KIND.

- EVERYBODY READ THE EMAIL. - OH, YOU DID?

- WE ALL READ IT. WE ALL KNOW ABOUT IT.

- RIGHT, I HAVEN'T READ IT. - HAVE YOU READ IT?

- NO, I HAVEN'T READ IT. - I'M JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW,

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HANDLED DIFFERENTLY.

- THE PROBLEM IS, RIGHT NOW,

CAMILLE'S INSIDE.

SHE'S AFRAID TO TALK, BECAUSE AFTER A LETTER LIKE THIS,

WHAT IS SHE GONNA DO?

SHE'S GONNA CALL HER ATTORNEY.

SHE'S GONNA WANT TO TALK TO HER ATTORNEY

BEFORE SHE TALKS TO ANYBODY.

- SO NOW IT'S BECOME A SIT--

IT'S GONE FURTHER THAN JUST CAMILLE.

- RUSSELL TOLD ME HE SENT AN EMAIL TO CAMILLE

ASKING HER NOT TO DISCUSS THE PERSONAL DETAILS

OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.

I HAD NO IDEA THAT HE HAD THREATENED A LAWSUIT.

- [crying] IT'S LIKE A WHOLE PROBLEM NOW,

AND NOW WE'RE ALL INVOLVED.

AND IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, WE CAN'T ALL BE IN THIS--

- I'M SORRY IT HAD TO HAPPEN AT YOUR PARTY.

I KNOW. I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

LISTEN, WHAT SHE'S TRYING TO SAY

IS IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.

CAMILLE'S IN THERE, SHE'S VERY UPSET,

I DON'T--I REALLY DON'T THINK, AND I DON'T THINK SHE THINKS

THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME FOR BOTH OF YOU--

ALL OF YOU TO BE TOGETHER.

- I MEAN, DID YOU GUYS DISCUSS IT BEFORE SENDING IT OUT?

- HAVE YOU TALKED WITH TAYLOR SINCE?

- I JUST HEARD A RUMOR--

- SO YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS EMAIL?

- I DID NOT--I NEVER READ THE EMAIL.

I NEVER HAVE SEEN THE EMAIL.

- THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID, SHE'S GOT A GREAT CHANCE

OF NOT KNOWING WHAT--

- I'VE NEVER READ THE EMAIL.

- THAT'S WHAT I SAID, BECAUSE YOU SENT EMAILS--

- HOLD ON A MINUTE! - HOLD ON!

- LISTEN, HOLD ON. - STOP!

- CAN YOU EXPLAIN IT TO TAYLOR, WHAT HAPPENED, PLEASE?

- I HEARD A RUMOR. - OKAY.

- AND I JUST SIMPLY SENT CAMILLE AN EMAIL, SAYING THAT,

"IF YOU MADE THIS COMMENT, IT'S FALSE."

- RIGHT, RIGHT.

- AND, "WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?"

- AND I WOULD SUE YOU-- - OKAY. OKAY.

- THE ISSUE HAS GONE FURTHER THAN JUST CAMILLE,

IT'S BECOME A SITUATION WHERE EVERYBODY--

THAT NOBODY WANTS TO GET SUED.

NOBODY WANTS TO HAVE LITIGATION AGAINST THEM,

NOBODY WANTS TO HAVE ALL OF THAT STUFF.

- SO WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?

- COMING UP...

- SHE MADE THE COMMENT, BUT IT WASN'T THAT SHE INVENTED IT,

IT WAS STUFF THAT TAYLOR TOLD US.

- SHE REPEATED AN EXAGGERATED VERSION OF WHAT I TOLD HER,

AND HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

- DOES HE?

- THANK YOU. - YOUR BOOBS ARE HUGE.

I THOUGHT MY BOOBS WERE HUGE. YOUR BOOBS ARE BIG.

- EVERYBODY THINKS I GOT MY BOOBS DONE, AND IT'S--

- YOU HAD YOUR BOOBS DONE. THERE'S NO WAY YOU--

- NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT IT IS.

- IT'S 'CAUSE I LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT THAT THEY JUST...

- THEY'RE JUST SO HAPPY.

- LOOK SO BIG NOW. - OKAY, EXCUSE ME.

BUT MY BOOBS NEVER STAND UP LIKE THAT, NOT EVER.

[laughs]

I YELL FOR ATTENTION, NOTHING HAPPEN--

- FEEL THE BRA.

- OH, MY GOD. - NO, UNDERNEATH.

- OH, MY GOD, IT'S LIKE CONCRETE.

- THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SUBJECTS.

- AND IT'S ALL PUSH-UP.

- THOSE BOOBS CAN'T POSSIBLY BE REAL.

- FEEL HERE. - I CAN TELL YOU, FOR SURE.

- THEY ARE. - LISTEN, I--

- THEY ARE!

- OKAY, WELL, THE PROBLEM IS, RIGHT NOW,

CAMILLE'S INSIDE AND SHE'S UPSET.

- IT'S GONE FURTHER THAN JUST CAMILLE,

IT'S BECOME A SITUATION WHERE EVERYBODY--

THAT NOBODY WANTS TO GET SUED.

NOBODY WANTS TO HAVE LITIGATION AGAINST THEM.

NOBODY WANTS TO HAVE ALL OF THAT STUFF.

- SO WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?

- YOU GUYS SHOULD GO.

- YOU GUYS ENJOY YOUR PARTY. WE'RE GONNA GO.

AND WE'LL JUST FLY RIGHT BACK TO VEGAS,

WHERE WE JUST FLEW BACK HERE FROM TO COME TO YOUR PARTY.

BUT I LOVE YOU. WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

COME ON.

- OH.

- TAYLOR. TAYLOR!

DON'T GO YET.

I FEEL REALLY BAD. I'M SO SORRY.

[crying] LET ME TELL YOU, I REALLY FEEL BAD.

[sobs]

LET ME CATCH MY BREATH.

- WE HAVE NO ISSUES WITH YOU. - IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

- ENJOY YOUR PARTY.

- NO, I KNOW, BUT IT IS, 'CAUSE IT'S AT MY HOUSE.

I FEEL LIKE IT IS.

- AW, RUSSELL, PLEASE, BECAUSE--

- LITERALLY, WE JUST GOT OFF AN AIRPLANE...

- BUT LISTEN, BOTH OF YOU. - FROM LAS VEGAS.

NO, THIS IS NOT RIGHT. - CAN I TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED?

- IF CAMILLE WAS SO UPSET, SHE WOULDN'T HAVE SHOWN UP HERE.

ADRIENNE, COME ON NOW. - OKAY.

BUT SHE'S-- - SHE COULD'VE CONTACTED ME.

- BUT SHE'S AFRAID, BECAUSE OF THE LETTER.

- OF WHAT, ME? I DIDN'T SEND HER THE LETTER.

- NO, NO. - BUT IT ALL--OKAY, BUT IT ALL--

- BUT IT'S HER HUSBAND. - OKAY.

- HER ATTORNEY IS--BY THE WAY, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW-

- HER ATTORNEY SAID, "DO NOT TALK."

- SHE--THE ATTORNEYS DID NOT WANT--

- IF SHE DIDN'T MAKE THE COMMENT,

THEN THERE'S NO ISSUE HERE.

- SHE MADE THE COMMENT, BUT IT WASN'T

THAT SHE INVENTED IT, IT WAS STUFF THAT TAYLOR TOLD US.

- NO, NO, NO.

SHE DID NOT REPEAT THE SAME THING.

SHE REPEATED AN EXAGGERATED VERSION

OF WHAT I TOLD HER, AND I AGREE THAT I TOLD HER SOMETHING

THAT I SHOULD NOT HAVE TOLD HER, AND HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT I'M--

WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. - DOES HE?

- HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

- BECAUSE THAT PUT US ALL IN A BAD POSITION.

THAT'S WHY I SAID THAT TO YOU, THAT--

- SHE GOT VERY CARRIED AWAY IF SHE TRULY SAID

WHAT I WAS TOLD SHE SAID.

- NO, NO, CAMILLE DID NOT GET CARRIED AWAY.

- YEAH, SHE ABSOLUTELY DID. - NO, NO, NO.

SHE DID NOT. - IF WHAT I HEARD--

- SHE WAS UPSET. - OKAY.

- AND SHE WAS UPSET-- - I BELIEVE CAMILLE--

- ALL SHE WAS DOING WAS REPEATING--

SHE WAS UPSET BECAUSE OF THE STORY THAT WAS TOLD.

- SO THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH HAWAII TOO, ABOUT ALL THIS.

- JUST LET US GO.

- GO INSIDE.

- [sobs]

I'VE NEVER FELT SO BAD AND HAD TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT

TO A FRIEND, EVER.

- WHAT HAPPENED?

ARE YOU OKAY? - IT'S A MESS.

IT'S A BLOODY MESS.

I MEAN, IT'S JUST HUMILIATING FOR HER,

IT'S HUMILIATING FOR EVERYBODY.

- HE'S THREATENING TO SUE HER?

- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY, AND THEN YOU'RE NEXT, AND I'M NEXT,

WITH WHOEVER SAYS ANYTHING, SO I DON'T KNOW.

OF COURSE IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE.

- NEXT TIME, ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

- THERE'S THREE SIDES TO A STORY.

HER SIDE, HIS SIDE, AND THEN THE TRUTH.

- THERE'S ONE SIDE, THEN THERE'S THE TRUTH.

- IT WAS AN OUT-AND-OUT LIE.

- WE TAKE OVER THE FLOOR.

YOU KNOW, WE JUST... [tongue clicks]

- BLECH!

- I LIED TO YOU.

- THERE'S ALWAYS SOME DRAMA AROUND KIM.

- [hissing]

[growls]

- COULD SHE NOT RAM THAT BIKINI A LITTLE FURTHER UP HER ASS?

BLOODY HELL.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY HUSBAND. DO I HAVE TO COME OVER THERE?

[cell phone rings]

HELLO?

- HI, LIS, IT'S TAYLOR.

- HOW'S EVERYTHING BACK HOME?

- [gasps]

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