Original subtitles

PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

- ARE YA READY? - YES.

- HERE WE GO.

- SO, KENNEDY IS TURNING FIVE.

THIS YEAR, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A COWBOY THEME PARTY FOR HER.

- HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE WE FEEDING, TAYLOR?

both: 200.

- I'VE BEEN SEEING SOMEBODY THAT I'VE BEEN KEEPING

A LITTLE PRIVATE.

SO, WE'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER.

- I FEEL LIKE THAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU REALLY WANNA DO.

- SO, WHAT'S THE SPECIAL OCCASION?

JUST TEA FOR FUN?

- I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD START SAYING WHAT THEY MEAN.

- BUT EVERYTHING, TAYLOR?

I DON'T THINK YOU WANT EVERYTHING OUT THERE.

THIS IS AN INTERVENTION THAT WAS UNEXPECTED,

BUT POSSIBLY NEEDED.

BECAUSE WE'RE ALL PROTECTING YOU.

- ABOUT MY MARRIAGE?

- WE DON'T SAY THAT HE HITS YOU.

[upbeat music]

- LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS IS A GAME,

AND I MAKE THE RULES.

- I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL IN BEVERLY HILLS,

BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST.

- PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT,

BUT I'M ONE OF A KIND.

- I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE,

AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.

- HAVING IT ALL IS EASY,

IF YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK FOR IT.

- DIAMONDS AREN'T A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.

FREEDOM IS.

- EVERYONE'S TALKING BEHIND EVERYONE'S BACK,

AND LET'S ALL JUST START BEING HONEST.

- BUT EVERYTHING, TAYLOR?

I DON'T THINK YOU WANT EVERYTHING OUT THERE.

YOU SAID "EVERYTHING."

I WOULD BE CAREFUL,

WITH YOU SAYING THAT,

BECAUSE WE'RE ALL PROTECTING YOU.

- ABOUT MY MARRIAGE?

- BUT WHAT YOU TOLD US ABOUT YOUR MARRIAGE.

WHAT YOU TOLD US ABOUT YOUR MARRIAGE.

WE'VE BEEN PROTECTING YOU, BECAUSE WE DON'T SAY

THAT HE HITS YOU.

BECAUSE WE DON'T SAY THAT HE BROKE YOUR JAW,

OR THAT HE--

- THREW YOU IN THE BATH. - HE BEAT YOU UP.

AND HE--HE HITS YOU.

WE DON'T SAY THAT, BUT NOW WE SAID IT, OKAY?

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO WALK AROUND GOING,

"YEAH, WE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE RUSSELL."

BUT WE DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE,

BECAUSE YOU COME OVER AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SIGNS

OF PHYSICAL ABUSE ON YOUR BODY.

- THAT'S REALLY UNCOOL.

- MM-HMM.

YES, IT'S REALLY UNCOOL.

BUT YOU SET IT UP, TAYLOR.

- WE'VE ALL TALKED TO TAYLOR MANY TIMES IN PRIVATE,

BUT I THINK SHE WAS SHOCKED THAT CAMILLE LAID IT OUT

ON THE TABLE.

CAMILLE'S ANGRY AT THE INCONSISTENCIES

WITH TAYLOR AND RUSSELL'S RELATIONSHIP,

AND THIS HAS JUST BEEN THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK.

- YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST.

YOU NEED TO BE HONEST!

'CAUSE THAT'S NOT COOL.

- WHAT SHE JUST SAID WAS ABOVE AND BEYOND WHAT NEEDS TO...

- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S BEEN SKATING AROUND IT FOR SO LONG.

I, AS I SAID, TAYLOR,

I BELIEVED WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT YOUR MARRIAGE,

TO ME, INITIALLY.

THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T LIKE HIM.

- AND I APPRECIATE THAT, BUT YOU'VE NEVER LIKED ME EITHER.

- NO, I WAS CONFUSED BY YOU.

- AND I NEEDED YOU.

AND I...FELT LIKE A JUNIOR-HIGH GIRL

WHO WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH THE POPULAR GIRL.

AND IT FELT AWFUL.

- I'M SORRY I MADE YOU FEEL LIKE THAT.

- WELL, PART OF IT'S MY FAULT.

- BUT I WAS CONFUSED BY YOU,

AND I-I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE.

- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU FELT THAT WAY.

I HAD NO IDEA, BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER SAID IT TO ME.

SO, I FORGIVE YOU.

- I REALLY SAW A DIFFERENT SIDE OF TAYLOR,

WHERE SHE WAS DESPERATE FOR MY FRIENDSHIP.

AND I FELT KIND OF HUMBLED

BY THE FACT THAT I HADN'T REALLY SUPPORTED HER.

WOW.

WELL, I FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT ALL, IN A WAY.

- SO I'M GLAD, LISA, HONESTLY, MY HAND TO GOD,

THAT YOU AND I HAVE RESOLVED THINGS,

BECAUSE NOW I CAN JUST BE

AS HONEST AS I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE WITH YOU.

- THAT'S RESOLVED?

YOU GUYS HAVE HAD THESE NEGATIVE FEELINGS

TOWARDS EACH OTHER FOR SO LONG, AND NOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN--

[snaps fingers] IT'S ALL FINISHED?

EVERYTHING'S HUNKY-DORY?

THAT'S JUST WEIRD.

- NO, BUT I WANT TO BE-- I WANT TO BE HONEST WITH LISA,

AND I'VE NEVER BEEN BRAVE ENOUGH--

- IT HAS GOT A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF RESOLUTION, YEAH.

- BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO SPEAK MY MIND,

AND MAYBE I DIDN'T DO IT WELL,

BUT NOW, THE DOOR'S OPEN.

- THAT'S OKAY.

- FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ENTIRE LIFE,

CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO JUST BE HONEST.

WE'RE GONNA BE FRIENDS. - OKAY.

AND YOU JUST TELL ME THE-- - PINKY SWEAR.

- OH, MY GOD.

THIS IS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, I KNEW IT.

- [laughs] - YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH.

- I'M GONNA TELL YOU THE TRUTH EVERY SINGLE SECOND.

- OKAY. SWEAR?

- I SWEAR.

- I FEEL THAT I HAVE TO NOW WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN.

I THINK THAT ANY DOUBTS I'VE HAD IN THE PAST,

I HAVE TO ERASE BECAUSE I THINK THIS GIRL

NEEDS MORE SUPPORT.

CONFLICT RESOLUTION.

- IT'S A FIRST.

- IS TBE.

- SO THAT'S NOT A SHIP?

- WELL, WHAT KIND OF SHIP WOULD THIS BE?

IT'S THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE.

- NOW THAT I'VE MOVED IN WITH KEN,

- IT'S DEFINITELY MORE CHALLENGING, YOU KNOW.

WE'VE GOT THE STRESS OF THE MOVE,

KIDS THAT ARE GOING THROUGH THINGS,

AND IT'S...

IT'S BEEN CHALLENGING.

- YOU HAD A VISION. - I HAD A VISION.

TRIPPING THE SHIP. - [sighs]

I MEAN, THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE.

- THE BRIDGE. - YEAH.

I REALLY THINK THIS IS AN AWESOME

OVER-THE-FIREPLACE PIECE, THAT-- [stammering]

I THINK IT'S AWESOME! IT SHOULD GO OVER THE FIREPLACE!

- I CAN TRY IT, SEE WHAT I THINK.

- THINK?

KYLE CRIED WHEN I TOLD HER THAT KEN AND I

WERE MOVING IN TOGETHER.

IT SADDENED ME TO SEE HER SAD.

AND I WANTED HER TO SEE ME HAPPY.

AND I, YOU KNOW, I TRIED TO SHOW HER THE POSITIVE

AND HOPED THAT SHE WOULD WISH THE BEST FOR ME.

- HOLD THE OTHER SIDE.

- WAIT, WAIT. GIVE ME A SECOND.

- I GOT IT.

- HOLD ON. WAIT.

YOU HAVE TO HOLD HIS SIDE FOR A SECOND.

- OKAY. WAIT.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

PUT THIS INTO HERE. - OKAY. ALL RIGHT, NOW--

GO LIKE THIS. THAT'S STRAIGHT.

NO, NO, NO. DOWN.

- DO YOU MIND?

JUST GO LOOK. - JUST HOLD IT.

- WE ARE BOTH CONTROL FREAKS.

WE ARE BOTH STUBBORN.

I'M AN ARABIAN HORSE, YOU KNOW?

[screeches]

- HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

- I--IT'S AWESOME.

- I LIKE IT. - I DO, TOO.

- YOU'RE RIGHT. - I KNOW!

- A WOMAN'S TOUCH.

- I'M RIGHT, HUH?

- OKAY. YEAH, THAT LOOKS GOOD.

- I KNOW, RIGHT?

I KNOW. - OKAY.

- THAT'S FINE, YEAH. DOES THAT WORK?

- I REALLY LIKE THE WAY IT STICKS OUT

OVER THE FIREPLACE LIKE THAT.

- ME TOO.

- BUT ONLY TIME WILL TELL TO FIND OUT IF THIS

IS THE RIGHT RELATIONSHIP FOR ME.

[both laugh]

- I'M MAKING YOU SOME GRAPES.

- I DON'T WANT THESE.

- OKAY. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

- MAMA, I WANT TO MAKE, LIKE, A REAL SNACK.

- A REAL SNACK?

WHAT'S A REAL SNACK?

[knock at door]

- KYLE!

HI, HONEY.

HOW ARE YOU?

HOW ARE YOU, SWEETHEART?

KYLE.

- HELLO?

- HI. BROUGHT A COUPLE THINGS OVER.

HI.

- HELLO.

- HI, HONEY. - HOW ARE YOU?

- I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?

[baby talk]

I WANTED YOU TO SEE SOME FABRICS,

BECAUSE WE NEED SOME COLOR IN THIS HOUSE.

- WE--WE DEFINITELY NEED COLOR. - I KNOW.

- I'M SO NOT IN THE MINDSET RIGHT NOW.

- WHY?

- YOU HAVE NO IDEA. - WHAT COLOR IS THIS?

- IT'S BLUE.

- I'LL TELL YOU,

BUT I DON'T WANT HER TO HEAR THIS.

AFTER THE TEA PARTY,

I'M JUST LOST NOW.

I'M CONFUSED. I DON'T KNOW.

- KYLE, PLEASE.

COME ON, I WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.

- I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

- BUT I REALLY WANT TO SHOW YOU THESE FABRICS, TOO.

I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO INTENSE, BECAUSE WE NEED TO GET

SOME COLOR IN THE HOUSE.

- I KNOW, BUT IT IS INTENSE.

- OKAY. WHAT IS IT?

- WELL, YESTERDAY, LISA HAD A TEA AT HER HOUSE,

AND IT WAS CAMILLE, TAYLOR, LISA, ADRIENNE, AND ME.

- YEAH.

- THINGS GOT A LITTLE HEATED.

- HI, GIRLS.

- HI, HONEY. - HOW ARE YOU?

HEY, FAYE.

- RIGHT WHEN I WAS GETTING SERIOUS INFORMATION.

- WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S WRONG?

- I WAS TELLING HER ABOUT THE TEA PARTY YESTERDAY.

YOU KNOW THE STUFF THAT TAYLOR HAS SHARED WITH ME,

AND WITH YOU, AT TIMES, ABOUT...

THE ABUSE. - THE ABUSE.

- BUT, I GUESS, YOU KNOW, NOT EVERYBODY KNOWS

ALL THE DETAILS.

SO CAMILLE, IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT,

SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THE ABUSE.

I THINK TAYLOR'S SCARED THAT RUSSELL MAY FIND OUT

THAT SHE'S TOLD US THIS STUFF.

- YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH THIS FOR 19 YEARS.

I KNOW THE PATTERNS, I KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS

TO KNOW ABOUT IT, UNFORTUNATELY.

AND IT'S DANGEROUS.

- NOW, TAYLOR, SHE'S REALLY, REALLY UPSET WITH CAMILLE.

- OF COURSE SHE IS.

AND SHE'S PROBABLY EMBARRASSED.

- IS THAT BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT IT TO COME OUT?

IS THAT WHAT THE DEAL IS?

- SHE DOESN'T SEEM TO WANT TO ADDRESS IT YET.

- I THINK THAT'S WHY I HAVE A HARD TIME UNDERSTANDING IT,

BECAUSE WHEN YOU DON'T SEE SOMETHING,

AND THEN YOU SEE PEOPLE ACTING HAPPY AT TIMES--

I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, THEY DON'T HAVE A PERFECT MARRIAGE.

BUT THEN, THEN, YOU KNOW, THIS WEEKEND WE'RE GOING

TO KENNEDY'S BIRTHDAY, AND EVERYONE'S ALL HAPPY

AND THEY'RE DOING THE BIRTHDAY PARTY.

IT'S VERY CONFUSING.

- AFTER THE ABUSE, TYPICALLY, THERE'S THE HONEYMOON PERIOD,

WHERE A MAN JUST ROMANCES YOU.

AND THAT'S WHY THESE WOMEN GO BACK.

HE SENDS YOU FLOWERS,

AND HE'S, "I LOVE YOU, I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN."

AND THEN THE WOMAN, BECAUSE SHE LOVES HIM,

SHE BELIEVES HIM, AND SHE WANTS TO PRETEND

OR ASSUME THAT IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

- YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE SAID TO HER,

"TAYLOR, YOU HAVE TO LEAVE, AND IF THIS,

WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME, IS TRUE, YOU HAVE TO LEAVE"?

I CAN'T BELIEVE-- AND I SAY THIS TO HER

AND THEN, NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THEY'RE HAPPY.

AND THEN I'M THINKING, "OH, GREAT.

"HERE I'VE SAID THIS, AND THEY'RE BACK TOGETHER."

- IT'S SO HARD WHEN YOU SEE RUSSELL--

- AND THEN HE'S NICE TO ME, AND I SEE HIM PLAY WITH KENNEDY.

- I KNOW. IT'S SO SAD.

- I'M SO CONFUSED BY EVERYTHING.

I HAVE NO REASON NOT TO BELIEVE IT'S THE TRUTH, YOU KNOW?

BUT I JUST--IT'S SO HARD FOR ME TO SEE SOMEONE

STILL STAYING THERE, TOGETHER.

- I'VE NEVER SEEN HER WITH BLACK EYES

OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN

THAT IT'S NOT REALLY HAPPENING.

- I'M SO CONFUSED BY EVERYTHING.

- IN YOUR CASE, I THINK ALL YOU HAVE TO DO

IS JUST LOVE HER LIKE YOU DO.

I MEAN, YOU'VE BEEN SUCH A GREAT FRIEND.

- COMING UP...

- THERE ARE THINGS THAT YOU SAID THAT SHE SAID.

THOSE THINGS, YOU KNOW, WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT HER.

- I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A FRIEND.

- HELLO. - HELLO, BEAUTY.

HOW ARE YOU? GIVE ME A KISS.

MWAH.

WHAT'S THIS? - I GOT IT.

- BRIDESMAIDS' DRESS.

- OH, REALLY?

- IT'S PERFECT.

- OKAY, LET'S HAVE A LOOK. HOLD IT UP.

- IT'S OUR FIRST PHYSICAL ARTICLE OF THE WEDDING.

- YES, NOW HOLD IT UP, DARLING.

OH, I LOVE IT. YES.

- ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL? - IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

- PERFECT. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IT.

- SUDDENLY SEEING MY DAUGHTER WITH HER BRIDESMAIDS' DRESS,

IT'S LIKE, "OH, GOOD LORD. IT'S RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER."

WE'RE STARTING TO GET EXCITED.

SO YOU'VE GOT TO ORDER-- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FOUR?

- YEAH. I WANT TO TAKE IT TO VEGAS,

'CAUSE MY, YOU KNOW, MY MAID OF HONOR

IS FLYING IN FOR THE BACHELORETTE.

YOU HAVE TO COME.

- PANDORA WANTS TO HAVE HER BACHELORETTE PARTY

WITH ALL HER FRIENDS IN LAS VEGAS.

AND A DEAR FRIEND OF OURS FOR MANY YEARS,

WHO WAS THE CREATOR OF PLANET HOLLYWOOD,

HAS OFFERED TO HOST PANDY'S BACHELORETTE PARTY.

- YOU HAVE TO COME. COME ON.

I HAVE ONE BACHELORETTE PARTY IN MY LIFE.

COME ON. YOU NIXED THE ANNABELLA.

YOU NEED TO GO TO THE CHIPPENDALES?

- PANDORA, WE'VE HAD THIS DISCUSSION BEFORE.

- PLEASE?

- I DON'T TO HANG OUT WITH A BUNCH OF 25-YEAR-OLDS.

I DON'T REALLY WANT TO SEE THE CHIPMUNKS IN ACTION.

I MIGHT NEVER COME BACK. [laughs]

YOU THINK I'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO

THAN TO GYRATE AROUND WITH A LOT OF NAKED MEN?

- NO. I DON'T.

- THAT'S TRUE, I HAVEN'T. LET'S GO.

- HEY, GIRLS.

both: HI.

- SO SORRY I'M LATE.

TOOK ME FOREVER TO GET HERE.

ALMOST TWO HOURS IN TRAFFIC.

- OH, MY GOSH. WE GOTTA GET YOU BACK IN CLOSER.

- I KNOW. - OH, I FORGOT THE OTHER CHEEK.

[overlapping chatter]

- SO, HOW ARE YOU? - TIRED.

- YOU LOOK GREAT. - THANKS. THANKS.

HAD TO GO TO MY SON'S SCHOOL THIS MORNING,

HE HAD A OPEN HOUSE.

SO THEY GO OVER, LIKE, EVERYTHING THEY DO.

- IT'S SO CUTE.

THEY GET SO EXCITED TO SHOW EVERY LITTLE THING

ON THE WALL.

I GET SO CHOKED UP WHEN THEY, YOU KNOW,

THEY WRITE A LITTLE POEM OR A STORY.

- ARE YOU KIDDING?

- I GET SO CHOKED UP. - I KNOW. I DO TOO.

- WELL, MY MOM ALWAYS SAID YOU CAN NEVER LOVE A MAN

LIKE YOU LOVE YOUR CHILDREN.

- EXACTLY.

- OH, IT'S SO TRUE.

- THEY CAN DO NO WRONG. AND THE HUSBAND CAN.

[all laugh]

- HELLO? LIVING PROOF.

THE HUSBAND JUST TAKES OFF.

- HEY, HOW YA DOIN'? all: HI.

- CAN I GET YOU STARTED WITH SOMETHING TO DRINK?

- OH, LET'S SEE. CAN I GET A COKE?

- AWESOME. YEAH.

- WHAT IS YOUR SOUP OF THE DAY?

- ROASTED RED PEPPER.

DO YOU WANNA TRY IT? - YEAH.

- I THINK I'M GONNA GET THE VEGGIE BURGER.

- THE VEGGIE BURGER? - YEAH.

- I'LL GET THE CRISPY CHICKEN TENDERS.

- SHE'S GONNA HAVE THE HAPPY MEAL.

[laughs]

- ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET YOU THAT SOUP.

- I FEEL SO TERRIBLE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.

I DO, I FEEL--

- I FEEL TERRIBLE TOO.

- HAVE YOU TALKED TO TAYLOR?

- HAVE I? NO.

- I TEXTED TAYLOR, LIKE, MAYBE THREE OR FOUR TIMES,

"I'M SO SORRY. I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU."

- AND TAYLOR HASN'T REPLIED TO ANY OF YOUR--

- OH, NO.

TAYLOR WON'T REPLY TO ANY OF MY TEXTS.

- YOU KNOW, YOU WANT TO BE HER FRIEND.

BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR FRIEND BEING--

- HURT OR PUT IN HARM'S WAY, AND YOU WANT TO PROTECT THEM.

- I THOUGHT SHE COULD UNDERSTAND THAT.

- I THOUGHT SO TOO.

- I THINK SHE KNOWS THAT WE ALL HAVE CONCERNS.

I MEAN, THERE ARE THINGS THAT YOU SAID THAT SHE SAID.

THOSE THINGS, YOU KNOW, WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT HER.

- YES. I SAID EXACTLY WHAT SHE TOLD ME.

TAYLOR LOOKED AT ME AND SHE KEPT NODDING HER HEAD,

"YEAH, TELL ME."

DON'T GOAD ME INTO SAYING SOMETHING

IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO SAY IT.

I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A FRIEND.

AND WHEN YOU HEAR SOMETHING LIKE THAT,

YOU WANT TO REACH OUT TO SOMEBODY AND HELP THEM.

THAT'S ALL I WAS TRYING TO BE.

- [sighs]

SO, THE WHOLE THING IS SO CONFUSING TO ME.

- IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

THAT WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT.

- IT'S OUT THERE NOW.

- EVERY GIRL AT THAT TEA KNEW EXACTLY WHAT WAS GOING ON,

SO I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE I WAS EXPOSING ANYTHING

THAT WE DIDN'T ALL KNOW.

I MEAN, SHE GOES AROUND TELLING ALL THE GIRLS THIS,

BUT FOR HER TO HEAR IT HERSELF?

MAYBE IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT.

OBVIOUSLY.

OBVIOUSLY, IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT

FOR HER TO HEAR.

- SO, HOW DO WE RECTIFY?

I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T-- I'VE REACHED OUT.

I KNOW YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED IN ME, RIGHTFULLY SO.

I UNDERSTAND.

- WELL, WHY DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT.

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE IN THE WRONG HERE.

CAMILLE IS JUST BEING HONEST ABOUT WHAT TAYLOR'S TOLD HER.

IF SHE DOESN'T WANT US TO BE INVOLVED IN HER RELATIONSHIP,

SHE SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON,

BECAUSE THEN WHEN IT'S SO, UM, HARD FOR US TO HANDLE,

THEN OF COURSE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE AN OPINION.

SO MAYBE SHE SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING?

LET HER THERAPIST HANDLE IT.

LET THE PROFESSIONALS HANDLE IT.

AND I THINK THAT'S WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.

- ALL I KNOW IS, I WOULD NO WAY STILL BE THERE.

- KENNEDY IS TURNING FIVE,

AND WE'RE HAVING HER PARTY

AT THE SADDLEROCK RANCH IN MALIBU.

IT'S A HUGE, BEAUTIFUL RANCH WITH ANIMALS ALL AROUND US,

AND THE VINEYARDS THERE.

IT'S JUST AN INCREDIBLY SERENE PLACE.

IT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

THE THEME THIS YEAR IS A COUNTY FAIR,

AND SO THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF ACTIVITIES.

WE HAVE A PETTING ZOO, PONY RIDES, A MECHANICAL BULL,

FISH TACOS, BOUNCE HOUSE, A MECHANICAL BULL.

DID I ALREADY SAY THAT?

- LOOK AT THESE CUTE COWGIRLS.

- HELLO, MISSY. - HELLO.

- WHERE'S BOOMER?

- OOH, YOUR MAKEUP LOOKS PRETTY.

- SHE DID A GOOD JOB, DIDN'T SHE?

- BOOMER, I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH.

THEY'LL BE SET UP BY 12:30.

- OKAY, GREAT. - YEAH.

- THEY'RE STRESSING ME. - UH-HUH. LIL' BIT.

OKAY, LET ME RUN SOME STUFF BY YOU.

WE'RE HAVING TO SET UP UP HERE AND WE'RE GONNA

PUT THE TABLES OVER THERE.

- OKAY.

- SO THEN WE HAVE STAGE, FOOD, TABLES, AND THEN MAYBE

THE BOUNCIES EITHER HERE OR UP THERE.

- AND WHAT ABOUT THE PETTING ZOO?

- I THINK DOWN HERE, YEAH? - OKAY.

THE ANIMALS HAVEN'T BEEN UNLOADED FOR THE PETTING ZOO

OR THE PONY RIDES.

THE BOUNCE HOUSE HAS NOT BEEN INFLATED.

THE MECHANICAL BULL'S NOT BEEN INFLATED.

THE CHAIRS AND TABLES AREN'T EVEN SET UP.

THE WHOLE THING IS A DISASTER AT THIS POINT.

HI THERE.

DO YOU ONLY HAVE THE MECHANICAL BULL?

- I GOT THE MECHANICAL BULL.

- GREAT, HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE YOU TO SET THAT UP?

- UH, 25 MINUTES. - 25 MINUTES.

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE YOU TO UNLOAD THIS TRACKLESS TRAIN?

- YEAH, I THINK PROBABLY,

LIKE, UH, 20-25 MINUTES, PROBABLY.

- 25 MINUTES. OKAY.

I'LL BE BACK TO CHECK ON YOU AT THAT POINT.

I DON'T NEED THIS STRESS.

I'VE GOT 250 PEOPLE COMING.

- KENNEDY, YOU LOOK SO CUTE.

OKAY, YOU GUYS, CHECK OUT MY COWBOY GEAR.

- I LIKE DANA WALTZING IN AT NOON.

THIS IS GREAT.

HI, DARLING! NICE OF YOU TO SHOW UP!

- LAST YEAR I WAS REALLY INVOLVED

WITH KENNEDY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

THIS YEAR, THE ONLY THING I'M REALLY COORDINATING

IS THE ENTERTAINMENT.

BUT TAYLOR REALLY WANTED TO HANDLE IT

MOSTLY HERSELF THIS YEAR.

SO, WOULD IT HELP YOU IF I SET UP CHAIRS AND TABLES?

- SURE. YEAH.

- IS THAT THE RENTAL COMPANY?

- YES.

THEY WERE ONLY LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF LATE.

WILL YOU LET THEM KNOW THAT THEY NEED TO ALSO

TO BE SETTING UP TABLES IN THIS AREA?

- YUP. I'M GONNA GET IT DONE RIGHT NOW.

HOW MANY TABLES DO WE HAVE?

- UH, WE GOT 12.

- 12 TABLES TOTAL? - YES.

- THEY ONLY DID 12 TABLES. IS THAT RIGHT?

- 12 ADULT AND 10 KIDS, 'CAUSE THAT'S 120 ADULTS--

- SO YOU HAVE HOW MANY? - CHILDREN'S TABLES.

- UH, TABLES? ROUND TABLES?

WE GOT 12.

YOU KNOW, WE DON'T GOT NO KIDS' TABLES.

- [sighing] OH, MY GOD.

- WELL, WE DID BRING YOU 70 CHILDREN'S, UH, CHAIRS.

- YOU HAVE 70 KIDS' CHAIRS AND NO TABLES?

- YEAH, NO TABLES.

- THEY BROUGHT 70 CHILDREN'S CHAIRS

AND NO TABLES FOR THEM TO SIT AT.

- YOU'RE KIDDING.

- UH, NO.

UM, OKAY.

I'M GONNA HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.

ANOTHER ONE.

THIS'LL BE MY SECOND ONE OF THE YEAR.

SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

- COMING UP...

- DID YOU SEE ACE YOUNG IS HERE?

FROM AMERICAN IDOL.

- OH, MY GOD. - WHO'S HE?

- ACE YOUNG FROM AMERICAN IDOL.

- WHO?

- UM, THE RENTAL COMPANY DID NOT BRING THE CHILDREN'S TABLES.

THEY BROUGHT CHILDREN'S CHAIRS AND NO TABLES.

- I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

- I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME.

[laughs]

- HELLO? REALLY?

HE SAYS THE CHILDREN'S TABLES ARE HERE.

OKAY. WHO SHOULD I BE ASKING FOR?

JAIME.

- IS THAT YOU, JAIME?

IS HE JAIME? - NO.

- IS THERE A JAIME? NO.

HE SAID THERE'S SOMEBODY NAMED JAIME

THAT HAS CHILDREN'S TABLES.

PLEASE, TELL ME THAT'S JAIME.

OH! DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN'S TABLES?

- YES, I HAVE YOUR TABLES RIGHT THERE.

- YAY! THANK YOU!

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

OKAY. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

YAY, YAY. THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

THEY TOLD ME WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY KIDS' TABLES.

- DON'T WORRY. I HAVE YOUR TABLES OVER THERE.

[indistinct]

- OKAY.

NOW, CAN YOU MAKE THE SUN COME OUT?

- YEAH. - OKAY.

THIS YEAR'S PARTY WAS REALLY SPECIAL FOR ME,

MAINLY BECAUSE IT WAS OUT IN A COUNTRY SETTING

AND IT JUST REMINDED ME

MORE OF BEING HOME AND-- AND KENNEDY GETTING TO

EXPERIENCE A LITTLE BIT MORE WITH NATURE.

- IT LOOKS SO CUTE FROM HERE!

- YOU LOOK REALLY BEAUTIFUL. - YOU'RE SWEET.

- I LOVE YOU, AND, UM, I'VE ENJOYED THIS MORNING.

IT WAS A WORKOUT.

[both laugh]

- THERE, BABY. - OH, MY GOD.

- IT ALL WORKED OUT GOOD. - OH, MY GOSH.

- IT LOOKS GOOD.

- THANK GOODNESS. THANK GOODNESS, ONCE A YEAR.

- HERE'S A TICKET.

- SO WHERE DO THEY PUT THE GIFTS FOR THE BIRTHDAY GIRL?

- SO, ARE YOU HAPPY WITH EVERYTHING?

- YEAH. THE VENDOR DID A TERRIBLE JOB.

- I THINK YOU DID A GREAT JOB.

- THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

- HI!

- DAD, LOOK! IT'S A CHOO-CHOO TRAIN!

- A CHOO-CHOO TRAIN.

- GRAB YOUR PARTNER, DO-SI-DO.

- [laughs]

NOW I'VE GOT MY PARTNER.

- HI! - HOW ARE YOU?

- I LOVE IT.

- THIS IS SO GORGEOUS OUT HERE. OH, MY GOD.

- ISN'T THIS BEAUTIFUL?

- I LOVE IT. IT'S AMAZING.

- WHENEVER I MAKE IT BIG, I'M BUYING THIS RANCH.

- OH, MY GOD. IT'S GORGEOUS.

- HEY, WHERE'S RUSSELL?

- RIGHT THERE.

- IT'S REALLY AWKWARD SEEING RUSSELL AFTER THE TEA PARTY.

I THINK EVERYBODY IS TRYING TO AVOID EYE CONTACT WITH HIM.

- DID YOU SEE ACE YOUNG IS HERE?

- WHO?

- FROM AMERICAN IDOL. ACE YOUNG IS SINGING.

- OH, MY GOD. - WHO'S HE?

- ACE YOUNG, FROM AMERICAN IDOL.

YOU KNOW? THE LONG DARK HAIR?

- I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M EXCITED.

- OKAY, WELL, HE'S EVEN CUTER IN PERSON THAN HE WAS

WHEN I SAW A PHOTO OF HIM.

- OH, MY GOD. HOW EXCITING.

- DANA'S GIFT FOR KENNEDY IS A PERFORMANCE

FROM HER STEPSON, CONNOR FLYNN, AND ACE YOUNG.

WHAT'S UP?

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS SONG.

- YEAH? IT'S GONNA BE FUN.

THE FIRST TIME SONG I HEARD THE SONG THAT ACE AND CONNOR

WROTE FOR KENNEDY, I SAT AT MY DESK AND CRIED.

I'M SITTING IN MY OFFICE BAWLING.

- I LOVE THAT.

- AND I CALLED MY ASSISTANT AND I SAID, "COME IN HERE

"FOR A MINUTE AND SEE IF I'M OFF MY ROCKER"--

BECAUSE I AM A LITTLE BIT-- AND SHE STARTED CRYING, TOO.

AND SHE'S 23.

SO I WAS LIKE, "PERFECT, SHE HAS NO KIDS."

- YES! I LOVE IT.

- YOU LOVE TO MAKE WOMEN CRY?

- I DO. I DO.

[both laugh]

- I'LL TRY TO KEEP MYSELF TOGETHER.

- NO, DON'T. THAT'S EVEN BETTER.

THIS IS A FESTIVAL. - THIS IS A FESTIVAL.

THIS IS LIKE, UM, KENNEDY-PALOOZA.

- SO, HAVE YOU RIDDEN THE PONY?

[both laugh]

- I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT.

- OKAY, IF YOU WERE ANY CUTER--

YOU'RE KILLING ME RIGHT NOW. - YOU'D EAT ME UP.

- YEAH. [laughs]

IT'S KILLING ME. I'M AN OLD WOMAN.

- WE'RE UP TO 187 PEOPLE.

I AM PUTTING A CAP ON IT.

- IT'S GONNA BE MORE THAN 187 PEOPLE.

- WHY? YOU'VE ONLY LIVED HERE FIVE YEARS,

HOW CAN YOU KNOW THAT MANY PEOPLE?

- HE'S LIVED HERE 25 YEARS.

- WE'RE TRIMMING. WE'RE TRIMMING.

- WE'VE GOT ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS, ALL OF OUR FRIENDS,

ALL OF OUR FAMILY, ALL OF HIS FAMILY,

FAMILY FRIENDS, YOUR FAMILY FRIENDS.

- WE DON'T HAVE ANY FAMILY FRIENDS.

- [laughs]

- OKAY, LISTEN. TODAY, SERIOUSLY,

I WANT TO GO OVER THE INVITATIONS.

I'M NOT GOING TO KENNEDY'S PARTY TODAY

BECAUSE I HAVE MY OWN PARTY TO PLAN WITH PANDORA,

WHO'S BEING VERY DEMANDING LATELY,

AND I'VE BEEN MISSING IN ACTION.

SO, I HAVE TO SPEND THE DAY PLANNING HER WEDDING.

YOU WANT TO GO CHOOSE AN INVITATION?

YOU DO?

- HE JUST WINKED, DID YOU SEE THAT?

- IT'S A MATTER OF URGENCY.

WE HAVE TO GET SOME THINGS ORGANIZED.

SO, TODAY WE'RE DOING WEDDING INVITATIONS.

SO, I WANT SOMETHING UNUSUAL, SEXY, GORGEOUS, SUMPTUOUS.

I WANT PANDORA TO HAVE SOMETHING OUT OF THIS WORLD.

- HELLO, DARLING.

MWAH. MWAH.

- HELLO, SIR. NICE TO MEET YOU, FINALLY.

- NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. GREAT.

- HEARD A LOT OF GREAT THINGS. - THANK YOU.

- OH, MY GOODNESS. - OH, MY GOODNESS.

- I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS.

LOOK AT THAT, PANDORA.

OH, I LOVE THAT.

- THAT IS SO CUTE.

- IT'S ALL EXQUISITE.

IS THIS YOUR COMPANY?

- IT IS. IT IS.

WE DO EVERYTHING AS CUSTOM-DESIGNED,

SO WE CAN, ESSENTIALLY MAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT.

- I HAD NO IDEA THAT IT WAS THIS KIND OF DECADENT,

THIS EXTENSIVE.

- OF COURSE, DARLING.

YOU GOTTA GO ALL-OUT.

- NO. WE'RE NOT GOING-- - YES, WE ARE, DARLING.

- LOOK AT THIS. - IT'S A SCROLL.

- OH, MY GOD. ISN'T THAT FUN?

LOOK AT THAT.

WILD, HUH?

I LOVE IT.

REALLY UNUSUAL. I LOVE IT.

LOOK AT THIS.

- OH, MY GOD. THAT'S TOO BIG A DEAL.

- THAT IS SO EXCITING.

THAT'S EXCITING.

- I LOVE IT. HOT PINK.

WITH A HUGE INVITATION LIKE THAT, SO IMPRESSIVE.

- I LOVE THAT. - I LOVE IT.

THIS IS WHAT I WANT.

- YOU'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED.

- THIS IS MY WEDDING. THIS IS MY WEDDING.

I GOT TO HAVE THIS INVITATION.

I LOVE THIS.

- KEVIN, YOU'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED.

NO. STEP BACK. TAKE A BREATH.

THIS IS MY DAY. BACK OFF.

- FLOWERS AND DIAMONDS.

JUST YOU, RIGHT THERE, LISA.

FLOWERS AND DIAMONDS.

THAT'S ALL ABOUT YOU.

- I DO SORT OF WANT PEOPLE TO OPEN IT AND BE, LIKE, [gasps].

- YOU DON'T WANT JUST-- [small gasp]

I WANT "WOW!", YOU KNOW?

THAT'S WHAT I NEED. [laughs]

- I LOVE THE GIANT BOX, BUT IS IT TOO MUCH?

- PANDORA, LET'S JUST-- OUT OF THE BOX--

- PANDORA'S BOX, THERE YOU GO.

- OH, PANDORA'S BOX. - PANDORA'S BOX.

- YEAH. CHECK IT OUT.

- IT IS BEAUTIFUL, BUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

- I LOVE IT.

WHEN YOU RECEIVE BOX LIKE THAT, AND WHEN YOU OPEN UP...

[snaps fingers]

INSTANT SURPRISE.

AND GRAND WEDDING.

- IT'S NOT A GRAND WEDDING, IT'S GONNA BE ROMANTIC,

IN THE GARDEN.

- AND--AND GRAND.

I LOVE IT. SO OUTRAGEOUS, YOU KNOW?

YOU NEED ONE LIKE THIS FOR YOUR WEDDING.

- I LOVE THIS BOX. I LOVE IT.

- ME TOO, PANDORA. - I'M OBSESSED WITH IT.

- THIS IS INCREDIBLE. I LOVE IT.

LISA, YOU GOT IT.

THIS IS THE ONE, ALL RIGHT?

- I FEEL THIS NIGHTMARE IS ONLY JUST BEGINNING.

- I LOVE IT.

- YOU NAME A CARD, MOMMY.

- THREE OF HEARTS.

- IN HIS HAIR. IT'S IN HIS HAIR.

- JUMP!

- JUMP ON? - YEAH.

- [laughs]

OH, MY GOD.

[laughter]

- LIKE THIS?

[screams]

NO!

I AM NOT...STOPPING.

[laughter]

- THANK YOU.

WOO!

NO, I'M GOOD. THANKS.

HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND ANYBODY?

KENNEDY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN KYLE SINCE

I TOLD HER I WAS MOVING IN WITH KEN.

THE LAST TIME I SAW HER, SHE WAS VERY EMOTIONAL AND UPSET.

[both laughing]

- SHE'S GOOD. SHE'S GOOD. - GO, ALEXIA!

- I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE.

- OH, MY GOD!

[laughter]

- OKAY.

- YOU STARTED GETTING THE HANG OF IT.

- GET UP!

- WOW. THIS IS EASY. - THAT'S EASY.

[laughter]

- I DON'T WANT TO GET INVOLVED AS MUCH IN MY SISTER'S LIFE

AS I HAVE BEEN.

I SHOULDN'T BE, YOU KNOW, TRYING TO CONTROL

WHAT SHE'S DOING WITH HER LIFE.

- THERE YA GO! THERE YA GO!

[laughs]

[laughter]

- I'M GONNA HIT A POTHOLE, AND I'M GONNA GO DOWN.

[laughs]

HI. HOW ARE YOU? - HI.

I'M SO GOOD. THANK YOU FOR COMING.

- THANKS FOR HAVING US. - OH, THANK YOU.

- THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND, CARI.

- CARI. - WELCOME, WELCOME.

- IT'S GOOD TO FINALLY MEET YOU.

- THIS IS FOR KENNEDY. I DIDN'T WANNA LOSE IT.

I DIDN'T REMEMBER HOW OLD SHE WAS TURNING, SORRY.

- FIVE. SHE'S FIVE. - OH, MY GOD.

MY BOYS ARE WITH THEIR DAD TODAY, BUT I REALLY LIKE TAYLOR,

SO I--I, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T MIND COMING TO HER KID'S PARTY,

AND I THOUGHT IT COULD BE FUN.

- SO, HAVE FUN. THERE'S WAHOO FISH TACOS,

AND I HAVE THE FIREMAN OVER THERE.

KIDS CAN TRY ON FIRE GEAR IF THEY WANT.

- IS HE CUTE? [laughs]

- SUPER-CUTE, ACTUALLY. [both laugh]

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO CHECK ON THAT CHILD.

- RIGHT, STAT!

- [laughs]

- YOU WANT TO GO TO THE FIREMAN?

[both laugh]

- FIREMAN'S THAT WAY. - THIS WAY!

SERIOUSLY.

- LOOK AT THOSE CUTE PONIES.

- POO-POO.

- THAT IS POO-POO.

[gasps] A UNICORN, PORTIA!

THIS LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL, TAYLOR.

THIS IS SUCH A NICE IDEA.

SO NICE.

- SO, YEAH, LISA SAID SHE WOULD LOVE TO COME,

BUT IF SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP, IT WASN'T BECAUSE

SHE WAS ANGRY WITH ME.

AND CAMILLE, UM, IF SHE SHOWED UP,

SHE WOULD BE SHOVELING [bleep] AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.

- [laughs]

- I PROBABLY SHOULD NOT HAVE SHARED PERSONAL INFORMATION

ABOUT MY MARRIAGE WITH CAMILLE,

BUT THEN CAMILLE SHOULDN'T HAVE BLURTED IT OUT AT A TEA PARTY

IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE.

AND I'M STILL MAD AT HER.

- IS SHE GONNA COME?

- SHE WOULD NOT SHOW HER FACE.

- WELL, HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN TEXTING BACK AND FORTH?

OR WHAT'S HAPPENED?

- SHE'S APOLOGIZED TO ME 500 TIMES.

"I'M SO SORRY."

"I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU."

"I NEVER MEANT TO BETRAY YOU."

- I KNOW THAT TAYLOR DOESN'T LIKE WHAT CAMILLE HAS SAID,

BUT, IN ALL FAIRNESS, CAMILLE IS ONLY REPEATING

WHAT TAYLOR HAS TOLD US.

IT'S NOT FAIR FOR HER TO BE UPSET WITH CAMILLE ABOUT THIS.

- AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, SHE IS DONE WITH ME.

- COMING UP...

- LISA'S STAYING AT PLANET HOLLYWOOD,

WHICH IS OUR COMPETITION,

AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE WOULD DO THAT.

IT'S RUDE.

- READY, BOYS?

- THANKS.

- OVER HERE. COME ON.

AFTER THE TEA PARTY,

I AM SO CONFUSED ABOUT TAYLOR AND RUSSELL AND THEIR MARRIAGE.

HOWEVER, AS HER FRIEND,

I WANT TO BE THERE FOR HER.

HI. - HI. HOW ARE YOU?

MWAH.

GOOD TO SEE YOU. YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.

- OH, SO DO YOU GUYS.

- HOW ARE YOU, BABY?

- IS YOUR BACK BAD?

- HUH? - IS YOUR BACK BAD?

- NO, MY HAMSTRINGS ARE VERY TIGHT.

- OR ARE YOUR JEANS TOO TIGHT?

[both laugh]

- ANYTHING NEW?

- I MEAN, LISA'S NOT HERE. CAMILLE'S NOT HERE.

- OKAY.

- YOU KNOW WHAT BOTHERED ME THOUGH, ADRIENNE, THE OTHER DAY?

IS EVERYBODY LEFT REALLY UPSET, YOU KNOW?

AND NOW, TAYLOR DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO CAMILLE AT ALL--

- NO, NO, NO. I CAN TELL YOU WHAT I'M UPSET ABOUT.

I'M UPSET BECAUSE LISA DIDN'T COME TO ME

FOR HER DAUGHTER'S ENGAGEMENT PARTY

TO STAY AT THE PALMS.

THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE, I HAD HEARD THAT LISA

WAS THROWING PANDORA'S BACHELORETTE PARTY

AT ONE OF OUR COMPETING CASINOS.

THEY'RE STAYING AT PLANET HOLLYWOOD,

WHICH IS OUR COMPETITION,

AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE WOULD DO THAT.

WHY DIDN'T SHE COME TO ME FIRST?

I WOULD HAVE ROLLED OUT THE RED CARPET FOR HER.

IT'S RUDE.

- RIGHT. - IT'S NOT ONLY RUDE.

IT'S--IT'S NOT-- I TRY TO PROMOTE HER RESTAURANT.

"HER FOOD'S GREAT, BLAH BLAH BLAH." YOU KNOW?

I WOULD APPRECIATE A LITTLE COMMON COURTESY BACK.

- I GO TO HER RESTAURANT WITH BUSINESS PEOPLE ALL THE TIME.

- YOU THINK SHE WAS UNCOMFORTABLE TO ASK YOU?

- NO! NO, I DON'T.

LISA'S NEVER UNCOMFORTABLE TO ASK FOR THINGS.

SORRY, BUT NO.

LISA'S VERY DIRECT.

SO WHY WASN'T SHE DIRECT WITH ME WHEN, YOU KNOW?

- RIGHT.

YOU HAVE TO ASK HER.

- IT HURTS MY FEELINGS THAT LISA ISN'T SUPPORTING ME.

[sighs]

- I JUST THINK IT'S WEIRD.

THERE'S A LOT OF CRACKS

IN OUR LITTLE GROUP RIGHT NOW.

- WE HAVE AN ISSUE.

MY DAUGHTER HAD A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION.

- [crying]

- JULIE WENT TO GET YOUR DRESS, LOVE.

OH, LOOK, THERE'S YOUR DRESSES.

OKAY, WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT?

GO PICK IT, AND HURRY.

- OH, I LOVE YOUR BOOTS.

- THANK YOU. FALCONHEAD.

- THOSE ARE AWESOME.

I JUST LEARNED ABOUT COWBOY STUFF.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT, REALLY, IT WAS.

[laughs]

- I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A COWGIRL.

MATTER OF FACT, WHEN I WENT TO BUY MY FIRST HORSE,

I THOUGHT I WAS COWBOY JANE,

'CAUSE I'VE BEEN RIDING DISNEY HORSES MY WHOLE LIFE.

SO I GET UP THERE, AND I'M LIKE,

"YES, I'M GONNA BUY A HORSE," AND I'M EXPECTING THEM TO, LIKE,

GET DOWN LIKE THIS, AND I'M LIKE,

"UM, THE HORSE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND."

AND THEY'RE LIKE, "WELL, HOP UP."

I'M LIKE, "I DON'T UNDERSTAND...

"OH! OH, OKAY."

AND SO I, LIKE, GET ON THE HORSE, I'M LIKE--

"OH, MY GOD!"

"THIS IS A BAD HORSE! THIS IS A VERY BAD HORSE!"

- I WAS REALLY NERVOUS TO SEE KIM

JUST BECAUSE KIM AND I HAD ZERO INTERACTION

DURING SPA DAY.

- DID YOU SEE BRANDI?

- NOPE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE DECIDED?

NOT WORTH MY TIME.

I DON'T LIKE ANYBODY THAT'S GONNA BE NEGATIVE,

SO TO TALK LIKE THAT? IT'S NOT WORTH MY TIME.

- I WANNA SAY HI TO YOU.

HOW ARE YOU?

- FINE.

- OKAY.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING TALKING TO ME?

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU. YOU DON'T EXIST.

SO...

- I WANTED TO BREAK THE ICE AND BE LIKE, "YO, IT'S ALL GOOD.

"SORRY, I DON'T REALLY KNOW YOU."

BUT I-I CAN'T SPEAK FOR KIM.

I MEAN, KIM CAN'T EVEN SPEAK FOR HERSELF, SO--

CLEARLY, SHE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING.

BYE. BYE.

NICE TO SEE YOU.

- [laughs]

AWKWARD.

- I HAVE A NEW SAYING ABOUT, UH, WHO WEARS

THE PANTS IN MY FAMILY.

I CAN TELL YOU WHO WEARS THEM. I WEAR THE PANTS IN MY FAMILY.

- SOMEONE SAID THAT ALREADY, BY THE WAY.

- YOU'RE NOT WEARING NO FRIGGIN' PANTS IN YOUR FAMILY.

- SHE JUST PICKS THE COLOR, THE SIZE... [all laugh]

- I BUY THEM. - YOU JUST--YOU JUST PUT 'EM ON.

- EXCUSE ME, GUYS. HI.

- HEY, BRANDI. - HI, HONEY.

- WELL, I TRIED TO TALK TO YOUR SISTER

JUST TO TRY TO BREAK THE ICE, BUT...

- MY SISTER? - YEAH.

- OH, I AM LIKE, I FORGOT ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND.

WHAT HAPPENED?

- I DON'T KNOW. I WANT IT ALL UNDER THE BRIDGE.

IT'S JUST KILLING ME.

TRYING TO BE THE BIGGER PERSON,

AND I WANT IT TO GO AWAY A LITTLE BIT,

BUT IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

[laughs]

- OH, MY GOD. WHAT? WAS SHE--AH--

- SO, WHAT HAPPENED? SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU?

- OH, REALLY, WE ONLY HAVE

REALLY BAD IMPRESSIONS OF ONE ANOTHER.

- I WISH BRANDI A LOT OF LUCK WITH KIM FORGIVING HER.

WHEN KIM IS MAD ABOUT SOMETHING,

SHE DOES NOT LET GO FOR A LONG TIME.

- IF SHE MEANT SOMETHING TO ME, I WOULD WANT AN APOLOGY.

SHE'S NOT WORTH IT.

THE WAY SHE SPOKE...

- WAS SO INTENSE. - WAS SO DISGUSTING.

I HAVE NO DESIRE FOR EVEN AN APOLOGY.

- I KNOW. I UNDERSTAND.

I SAW IT IN YOUR FACE.

- NO, THANK YOU.

- KENNEDY'S HAVING FUN,

SHE HAS ALL OF HER FRIENDS THERE,

THERE'S LOTS TO DO,

AND IT'S A GREAT DAY.

HE'S ON AMERICAN IDOL.

THIS IS KENNEDY.

- WHAT'S UP? HOW ARE YOU, KENNEDY?

- THIS IS SIENNA-- OH! SHE'S SHY.

- CAN I GET A HUG?

MAY I HAVE A HUG?

THANK YOU.

YEAH, YOU'RE A HUGGER.

- ALL RIGHT, SHE'S A HUGGER. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

- SHE'S JUST A BIT SHY.

ALL RIGHT.

- HEY, TAYLOR?

- YEAH?

- I'M WAITING FOR THE HORSE TO GET HERE.

- OKAY. - 4:00.

- I'M GONNA BRING THE CAKE DOWN.

- WHAT WE ARE GONNA DO,

WE'RE GONNA TAKE A FAMILY PICTURE RIGHT NOW--

- OH PLEASE, WE GOTTA DO THE CAKE.

- WE'RE BRINGIN' THE CAKE DOWN AND SINGIN' THE SONG.

- WE HAVE TO DO THE CAKE. - LET'S DO THAT AT 4:00.

- OKAY, WE HAD THREE PLANS.

- WE--WE--WE--THIS HAS REALLY GOTTA HAPPEN NOW.

- DANA, WOULD YOU RELAX?

- OKAY.

- WE HAVE A VERY NICE GIFT THAT IS GONNA BE READY AT 4:00.

- RIGHT, BUT I'M SAYING THAT WE DON'T HAVE--

OH, ANYWAY, RUSSELL. - WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?

- NOTHING.

WHAT REALLY UPSET ME WAS THAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE

ABOUT KENNEDY'S BIRTHDAY.

HE'S MORE CONCERNED ABOUT EVERYONE SEEING HIM

AS FATHER OF THE YEAR.

- I DO NOT KNOW WHAT

TO THINK ABOUT TAYLOR AND RUSSELL'S MARRIAGE.

SHE'S HAPPY, SHE'S NOT HAPPY.

THERE'S TROUBLE, THERE'S NOT TROUBLE.

I JUST AM COMPLETELY BAFFLED BY THIS.

- COMING UP...

- THIS IS THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT HAS LIPS BIGGER THAN MINE.

- MAURICIO AND I ARE GONNA GO RIDE THE BULL SOON.

I'M A JEWISH KID AND I DON'T RIDE BULLS AT ALL.

- HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET YOU'LL DO VERY WELL?

LET'S ASK THE GUY HOW TO DO IT.

- WHAT'S THE TECHNIQUE?

- IS THERE A TECHNIQUE, SIR?

BALANCE? THAT'S IT?

- COME ON, MAURICIO.

YEE-HAW!

- WOO-HOO! - GOOD JOB, MAURICIO.

- AW, HE'S GOOD.

[laughter]

- WAIT A MINUTE. HOW DO YOU GET ON IT?

[grunts] HOLD ON.

[both laughing]

- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

- ARE YOU SERIOUS?

- [grunt] - OH, MY GOD.

- OH, MY GOSH. - YEAH, THIS IS EASY.

- [laughs]

- AM I REALLY MARRIED TO THIS MAN?

- AW, AT LEAST HE GOT ON THE HORSE.

[laughter]

- THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING TODAY

TO CELEBRATE MY DAUGHTER TURNING FIVE,

AND THIS SEEMS FITTING FOR A FIFTH BIRTHDAY PARTY,

AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.

NOW I'M A BIT OVERWHELMED BECAUSE I AM

A GIRL FROM OKLAHOMA WHO ALL OF A SUDDEN

FOUND MYSELF IN THIS BEAUTIFUL LIFE.

AND I COULDN'T IMAGINE EVER HAVING TWO GUYS LIKE THIS

MAKE A SONG UP FOR MY DAUGHTER.

SO, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

[soft acoustic guitar]

- ♪♪ CLOSE YOUR EYES LEAD ME THROUGH YOUR DREAMS ♪♪

♪♪ IT'S FLYING THROUGH THE CLOUDS ♪♪

♪♪ YOU ARE THE PILOT ♪♪

♪♪ IT'S BEAUTIFUL ♪♪

- KENNEDY, LISTEN TO YOUR SONG, BABY.

- ♪♪ YOU MAKE EVERY DAY A BIRTHDAY TO ME ♪♪

- I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL,

AND IT REALLY SPEAKS TO EVERY MOTHER'S HEART

THAT YOUR CHILDREN DO REALLY MAKE EVERY DAY A SPECIAL DAY.

- YOU GUYS, SING IT WITH US.

YOU MAKE EVERY DAY A BIRTHDAY.

♪♪ YOU MAKE EVERY DAY A BIRTHDAY TO ME ♪♪

DO IT AGAIN! COME ON!

- WHILE ACE WAS SINGING, HE HAD A DRINK IN HIS HAND,

AND HE'S, LIKE, POINTING AT THE CROWD,

AND HE'S, LIKE, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

[laughs]

IT WAS FUNNY. [laughs]

- ♪♪ YOU MAKE EVERY DAY A BIRTHDAY ♪♪

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KENNEDY. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KENNEDY.

- WOO!

ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE HAVE A SURPRISE RIGHT HERE.

- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, KENNEDY HAS A BRAND-NEW HORSE.

- GETTING KENNEDY A HORSE IS THE WORST IDEA.

I MEAN, IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE A DOG,

HOW ARE YOU GONNA HANDLE A HORSE?

- THIS IS THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT HAS LIPS BIGGER THAN MINE.

[laughs]

- TAYLOR'S BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT HER MARRIAGE

FOR FOUR YEARS.

I THINK PART OF TAYLOR'S ISSUE

IS SHE'S AFRAID TO BE ALONE,

AND SO ANYTHING'S BETTER THAN BEING ALONE.

- HOLD ON.

- OH, YAY.

- RUSSELL AND I HAVE A DIFFICULT MARRIAGE.

THAT'S A FACT. IT'S BEEN DIFFICULT FOR A LONG TIME.

- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY.

- FINDING REAL HAPPINESS WITH ANOTHER PERSON

TAKES A LOT OF WORK.

BUT I WANT TO BE HAPPY, ABSOLUTELY.

- I DON'T THINK TAYLOR AND RUSSELL EVER HAD THAT

IN-LOVE FEELING WHERE THEY WERE JUST

CRAZY ABOUT EACH OTHER AND RESPECTED EACH OTHER.

SO, I FEEL THAT SHE'S FIGHTING FOR SOMETHING THAT

SHE'S NEVER HAD TO BEGIN WITH.

- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

- I WAS THINKING, TO DO SOMETHING FUN.

LIKE, THIS LADY, SHE'S A PORN STAR.

SO, SHE COMES, AND SHE TEACHES YOU HOW TO,

LIKE, DO BJs AND STUFF.

- I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU, I'M A LITTLE UPSET.

- WITH?

- YOU. AND MY FEELINGS ARE HURT.

- OKAY, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

- HEY. - HI!

- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE IN THERE.

- TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,

GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.