Original subtitles

- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

ARE YOU COMING TO PANDORA'S PARTY?

- OF COURSE I'LL BE THERE.

- OH, MY GOD, THAT IS THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.

- AND GIRLS, BEHAVE YOURSELVES.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, GIVE ME A BREAK.

- [yodeling]

- OH, KYLE.

[cheering]

- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT EVERYBODY ELSE

FINDING OUT ABOUT US?

BECAUSE YOU WERE PRETTY GOOD ABOUT KEEPING THAT A SECRET.

- I REALLY DON'T CONSIDER IT A SECRET.

I'VE BEEN DATING KEN FOR ABOUT A YEAR.

I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR KYLE'S ADVICE.

YOU KNOW, I REALLY DIDN'T.

- A CERTAIN PERSON THAT WE ALL KNOW

TOLD ME THAT LISA IS VERY GOOD FRIENDS

WITH THE EDITOR OF US MAGAZINE.

HAVE YOU HEARD THIS OR IS THIS TRUE?

- SERIOUSLY, YOUR SISTER'S BEEN IN THE BATHROOM

SINCE SHE'S GOT HERE.

SHE'S WASTED. [bleep] YOU.

- SHE WASN'T WASTED. I WAS FIXING HER MAKEUP.

- YES, SHE IS! ARE YOU KIDDING?

SHE'S [bleep] CRACKED OUT OF HER MIND.

- SHE'S NOT. YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

WATCH YOUR MOUTH. YOU DO NOT KNOW THAT.

[upbeat music]

- LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS IS A GAME,

AND I MAKE THE RULES.

- I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL IN BEVERLY HILLS,

BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST.

- PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT, BUT I'M ONE OF A KIND.

- I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE,

AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.

- HAVING IT ALL IS EASY IF YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK FOR IT.

- DIAMONDS AREN'T A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.

FREEDOM IS.

[lively music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- HI. - HI.

WELCOME TO THE OFFICE. - THANK YOU.

- YOU'RE HERE FOR THE LASER? - YES.

- OKAY, WE'RE ALL SET FOR YOU.

WE'VE GOT YOUR CHART. COME ON BACK.

- PAUL HAS INVITED ALL THE GIRLS TO "PAUL'S NIGHT OF BEAUTY."

PERIODICALLY, PAUL WILL HOST THESE BEAUTY NIGHTS

SO THAT HIS FRIENDS CAN TRY OUT THE NEW TREATMENTS AVAILABLE.

ALL THE GIRLS ARE EITHER DOING BOTOX OR FILLERS.

I'M GOING TO TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE TREATMENT DONE

ON MY LOVE HANDLES.

I CALL THEM THAT TO TRY TO MAKE THEM SOUND CUTER

THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. [chuckles]

HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD TO SEE YOU. MY LITTLE BUTTERCUP.

- YES, MY LITTLE MUFFIN TOP.

- I HATE THIS THING.

YOU KNOW, MY HUSBAND DOESN'T WANT ME DOING THIS,

BUT IT'S INNOCENT ENOUGH.

- I MEAN, THIS IS NOT A SURGICAL PROCEDURE.

YOU SEE IT TURNED ON?

- NO, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE AN OCTOPUS, AND IT SCARES ME.

AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO BITE MY CHUB OFF.

OH, MY GOD.

- IT'S VISIBLE RED LIGHT.

IT CREATES A TEMPORARY PORE, AN OPENING IN THE FAT CELL.

THEN THE FAT GETS OUT OF IT,

AND THEN YOU DRINK A LOT OF FLUID,

AND SHE'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE INSTRUCTIONS.

AND THEN, BASICALLY, WHAT YOU'LL BE DOING WITH THIS

IS LOSING INCHES.

YOU'RE SHRINKING THE FAT CELLS,

BUT YOU'RE NOT GETTING RID OF IT.

- OKAY.

- THIS, THOUGH, YOU'LL HAVE TO DO

THREE TIMES A WEEK FOR TWO WEEKS.

- OKAY. - TO SEE IT WORK.

- IF IT WORKS, I WILL BE HERE. I WILL BE LIVING HERE.

- WELL, REMEMBER, YOU'RE--

NO, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO WALK OUT

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU'VE LOST INCHES.

- I KNOW, I KNOW.

- YOUR MUFFIN TOP IS HERE. IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?

- THAT'S ANOTHER WHOLE PROBLEM.

- SO YOU HAVE THIS. - ALL THIS STOMACH AREA.

ITS A LITTLE AWKWARD TO SHOW PAUL MY MUFFIN TOP.

I DON'T EVEN LIKE MAURICIO TO SEE IT.

I DON'T EVEN LIKE TO LOOK AT THE MUFFIN TOP.

I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE LOOKING AT IT.

- ALL RIGHT, SO YOU RELAX.

20 MINUTES ON THIS SIDE, THEN TURN HER OVER.

SO WE'LL BASTE HER, AND COOK HER FOR 20 MINUTES.

- I LOVE FEELING LIKE A TURKEY.

- CAN YOU ACTUALLY, LIKE, MAYBE STOP MOVING?

- [sighs]

- [laughs]

- I DON'T KNOW HOW.

- LISA, COME WITH ME.

I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU RIGHT OVER HERE.

- HAVE YOU SEEN KYLE? - I THINK SHE'S IN ROOM ONE.

YUP. HELLO?

- HI. - ACTUALLY, MS. TAYLOR--

[laughter]

- WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

- WELL, PAUL-- - I WOULDN'T KISS YOU.

- WHAT'S PAUL UP TO?

- WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY DOING? IS THIS NUMBING?

OR ICE CREAM? - IT'S NUMBING. ICE CREAM.

[laughs] - OKAY.

NO, I HAVE SOME SNACKS IN HERE, BUT YEAH,

PAUL, I THINK PAUL IS GOING TO INJECT ME

WITH EVERYTHING HE'S GOT IN THE WHOLE PLACE.

- YOU ATE THIS WEEK. YOU ATE LAST WEEK.

- YEAH, PAUL'S SUPER EXCITED.

- WHAT'S HE DOING?

- I DON'T--HE'S GOING TO PUT DYSPORT AND--

- LIKE BOTOX?

- FILLER, FILLER IN HERE.

- WHY ARE YOU GOING TO DO FILLER?

YOU NEED TO EAT AS WELL, DARLING.

- LOOK AT THIS.

- I KNOW. YEAH, BUT IT'S STILL THERE.

- WHEN LISA TELLS ME JUST TO EAT,

IT'S ANNOYING, ACTUALLY,

BECAUSE I HAVE A GENETICALLY THIN FACE,

AND IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MUCH I EAT.

IT'S NOT GOING TO GO TO MY FACE.

I'VE GOT BAD NEWS FOR YOU,

SO FILL IT UP.

- HELLO. - HI.

- HELLO, DARLING. - HOW ARE YOU?

- OH, FOOD. - MM-HMM.

- SO WHAT ARE WE DOING ON YOU? - NOTHING.

- YOU CAME TO DO A FACIAL? - NO.

I'M GOING TO THE RESTAURANT. SOME OF US HAVE A JOB, YOU KNOW.

I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING AT PAUL'S TONIGHT

BECAUSE I WORK WITH THE PUBLIC.

I DON'T WANT TO BE KIND OF

PUFFY, AND RED, AND SWOLLEN, AND YOU KNOW--

BUT I'M VERY EXCITED.

I WANT TO SEE WHAT THE GIRLS ARE DOING.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- OKAY, ELIZABETH, I'LL BE BACK.

- YEAH. - I'M GOING TO HAVE A NEW FACE.

OKAY. [laughs]

PAUL AND ADRIENNE-- I LOVE THEM.

I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED IT.

[cell phone rings]

OH.

[horn honks] OOH!

HELLO? - HI, KIM.

- HI, PAUL. HOW ARE YOU?

- I'M FANTASTIC. WHERE ARE YOU, GIRL?

- I--I'VE BEEN PACKING SINCE EARLY THIS MORNING,

LATE LAST NIGHT.

I'M SO SORRY.

I NEVER WANTED TO BE LATE FOR YOU OR ADRIENNE.

I'M NEVER LATE, ESPECIALLY FOR YOU AND PAUL.

- ARE YOU AT HOME STILL? - NO, I'M NOT AT HOME.

I'M HALFWAY THERE, YOU KNOW,

ON THE OUTSKIRTS.

BUT, UM, I WANTED TO-- DO YOU HAVE A COUPLE MINUTES?

- I HAVE A FEW MINUTES NOW, SO--

- I KNOW WE TALKED LAST TIME, YOU'RE LIKE, YOU KNOW,

HONESTLY, YOU DON'T REALLY NEED ANYTHING,

BUT I WAS JUST CURIOUS-- I WAS THINKING SOMETHING.

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE COME TO YOU AND DO?

- WELL, I MEAN, TONIGHT, FIRST OF ALL,

IS MORE OF THE NONSURGICAL. IT'S, UH--

FOR EXAMPLE, IF YOU HAVE SOME SMILE LINES,

OR YOU WANT TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT MORE VOLUME IN YOUR LIP.

- I--I MIGHT WANT TO DO A LITTLE WITH MY--

I'M JUST AFRAID BECAUSE

WHEN TAYLOR AND I HAD THAT FIGHT LAST YEAR,

AND I SAID SOMETHING THAT WASN'T VERY NICE.

WHY DON'T YOU GO BLOW UP YOUR LIPS SOME MORE?

- ENOUGH, ENOUGH, ENOUGH!

- I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE SOME SORT OF ALLERGIC REACTION

AND MY LIPS WILL BLOW UP REALLY BAD OR SOMETHING.

BUT I WOULD LOVE TO DO IT THOUGH.

A LITTLE BIT. BUT JUST A LITTLE.

[upbeat music]

- HERE, DO YOU GUYS WANT TO COME IN AND WATCH OR WHAT?

- I DO. - OKAY, SMILE FOR ME, HUN.

- ALL RIGHT, RELAX. RELAX.

- WHAT'S THIS? BOTOX?

- THIS IS DYSPORT, WHICH IS THE SAME THING AS BOTOX.

DYSPORT, YEAH.

- WHO ELSE IS HERE?

- ADRIENNE WILL BE IN A FEW MINUTES.

- IS KIM HERE?

- AND KIM WILL BE HERE IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES.

- IS CAMILLE COMING?

CAMILLE'S HAD A HORRIBLE DAY, I KNOW.

I SPOKE TO HER EARLIER.

- SHE--I JUST TALKED TO HER A LITTLE BIT AGO.

- IS SHE COMING?

- SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LEAVE HER HOUSE RIGHT NOW.

- KELSEY HAS JUST ASKED FOR PRIMARY CUSTODY OF THE KIDS,

SO SHE WANTED TO STAY HOME AND BE WITH HER KIDS TONIGHT.

[line ringing, Lisa speaks indistinctly]

- HEY.

- HI, CAMILLE. - HEY, DARLING.

- HOW ARE YOU?

- UM, I'M OKAY. I'M REALLY SAD.

TODAY WAS A REALLY TOUGH DAY.

- WHAT HAPPENED?

- I SPENT A FEW HOURS WITH MY ATTORNEY.

YOU KNOW, COMING FROM KELSEY. I MEAN, IT'S TOUGH.

- I'M SORRY YOU'RE GOING THROUGH THAT.

- HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO HIM AT ALL OR IS IT JUST HIS LAWYER?

- NO, IT'S HIS LAWYER. HE WON'T SPEAK WITH ME.

AND I THINK, YOU KNOW...

- THAT'S RIDICULOUS. WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO?

- WE NEED TO TALK,

AND IF WE'RE GOING TO RAISE OUR KIDS PROPERLY...

WE NEED COMMUNICATION. THIS IS MY BIGGEST PROBLEM.

THIS IS WHAT I'M HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME WITH

BECAUSE KELSEY RIGHT NOW IS CALLING ALL THE SHOTS

WITH THE KIDS, AND NO, I'M SORRY.

YOU DON'T JUST LEAVE ME

AND THE KIDS, AND THEN, YOU KNOW, TRY TO CALL ALL THE SHOTS.

- ALL RIGHT, DARLING, LISTEN,

WE'RE JUST CHECKING UP ON--

- I'M SORRY YOU'RE GOING THROUGH THIS, CAMILLE.

- THANK YOU. - BYE, CAMILLE.

- I FEEL VERY BAD FOR CAMILLE.

THAT, TO ME, WOULD BE SOMETHING

VERY, VERY HARD TO BEAR.

I JUST GOT AN EMAIL FROM RUSSELL.

WELL, HE DOESN'T EVEN TALK TO ME

BECAUSE HE KNOWS THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT HIM, RIGHT?

- MM-HMM. - SEE, LOOK.

"HERE'S THE REAL STORY, SO NO NEED TO WORRY."

- THE ORIGINAL STORY THAT CAME OUT

WAS THAT RUSSELL AND TAYLOR HAD BROKEN UP,

AND THEIR MARRIAGE WAS OVER.

- "DON'T BELIEVE THE RUMOR MILL.

"WE HAVE NOT SPLIT.

"WE'RE ABSOLUTELY NOT SEPARATED.

"OUR RELATIONSHIP IS IN A GOOD PLACE RIGHT NOW.

"WE'RE REALLY HAPPY.

"WE ARE VERY MUCH IN LOVE, AND HAVE NO IDEA

"WHERE ANY OF THE FALSE STORIES ABOUT US ARE COMING FROM.

"OUR MARRIAGE IS STRONGER THAN EVER,

AND OUR BUSINESS WAS UP 900%."

WHY HAS HE SENT THAT TO ME?

DID YOU GET IT? - NO.

- I'M TOTALLY CONFUSED, I MEAN-- - I DON'T KNOW.

- ALL THE STORIES I'M HEARING, AND I'M NOT INVOLVED,

AND THEN I GET THAT? I'M CONFUSED.

IS THIS BECAUSE I... EXTENDED A HAND TO HER,

YOU KNOW, A SUBTLE WAY OF SAYING I SHOULDN'T INTERFERE.

I HAVE NO IDEA, ANYWAY.

I'M CONFUSED.

- RUSSELL SENT LISA THE EMAIL BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THAT

LISA WAS BEHIND THIS STORY GETTING OUT.

I REALLY WANT TO STAY OUT OF IT.

THIS IS BETWEEN TAYLOR AND LISA.

- AH, TROUBLE'S ARRIVED.

- HELLO. - [laughs]

- HOW WAS LAST NIGHT? - HOW ARE YOU?

- IT WAS AMAZING.

- HOW WAS PANDORA'S BEAUTIFUL NIGHT?

- IT WAS FANTASTIC. I REALLY WISH YOU'D BEEN THERE.

- I KNOW, I'M SORRY.

- SHE'S MOVING AS WELL.

- LAST NIGHT, I PACKED FROM 7:45--

- ON YOUR OWN?

- NO, I'VE GOT A GIRL HELPING ME, AND--AND--AND A GUY.

- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

- WHEN I TELL MY KIDS-- - NEARER?

- I KNOW WHERE I'M MOVING TO.

I'M JUST NOT READY TO TELL KYLE YET.

WHEN MY KIDS AND I TALK ABOUT IT,

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT--

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A JOINT DECISION,

AND I HAVEN'T REALLY HAD ANY HELP,

SO ONCE WE ALL TALK ABOUT IT, THEN...

- EVERY TIME SHE AVOIDS SAYING WHERE SHE'S GOING TO MOVE,

I HAVE A FEELING THAT SHE'S NOT COMING CLOSER.

- WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE SEANCE FOR TOMORROW NIGHT?

- FIRST OF ALL, I FEEL TOO MANY THINGS FROM THE OTHER SIDE.

I FEEL TOO MANY OF THEM. I'M--THEY'RE ALWAYS WITH ME.

- SO THEN, IT SHOULDN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

THEY CAN JOIN US.

I'VE INVITED ALL THE GIRLS TO A SEANCE AT MY HOUSE.

KIM IS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS NOT RSVPed.

- I'M AFRAID THAT SOMETHING MIGHT COME TO ME

AND WILL LEAVE ME.

AND SECOND OF ALL, IT REALLY IS--

- I'M CONFUSED. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "INSIDE YOU"?

- NOBODY'S GOING TO COME INSIDE YOU.

- I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE SEANCE THING.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

- IT'S NO DIFFERENT THAN-- - LET ME FINISH.

IT'S AGAINST MY RELIGION.

- HI, HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO MEET YOU.

I'M YOUR SISTER.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THE SEANCE IS AGAINST YOUR RELIGION?

I MEAN, COME ON. - IT REALLY IS.

- YOU TALK TO REBECCA ALL THE TIME.

YOU GUYS TALK TO REBECCA.

- HI. NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

I BROUGHT MOM. - YOU BROUGHT MOM?

- I DID, TOO. - YOU LOVE HER? YEAH.

- I DON'T DO THIS SORT OF THING.

NOT LIKE--I DON'T.

- THIS GIRL HAS AN EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING.

[as Kim] I CAN'T COME BECAUSE OF MY RELIGION.

AND I GOT LARYNGITIS.

YOU KNOW, I'M LATE. I-I'M MOVING.

[normal voice] I MEAN, WHAT IS THIS?

IT'S CONSTANT.

- I LOVE THAT YOU WANT ME THERE, AND I'M GRATEFUL, AND I--

- WELL, JUST COME AND DON'T PARTICIPATE.

- I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT. I REALLY--

- DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT'S ABOUT THE SEANCE.

SHE WAS ALL GUNG HO TO GO BEFORE TO REBECCA.

I THINK SHE'S MORE SCARED OF THE WOMEN IN THIS GROUP

THAN GHOSTS.

- COMING UP...

- NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT

MAKING SURE YOU'RE NOT MIXING ANYTHING WITH THIS.

- ARE YOU--ARE YOU DRINKING ANY ALCOHOL?

[lively music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- HELLO. - HELLO!

- WOW, WHAT DID YOU GET DONE?

FILLER AND DYSPORT. - YOU LOOK GOOD.

BUT MAINLY FILLER. LOOKS GOOD, DOESN'T IT?

- YEAH, REALLY GOOD.

- HI. - HI.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

- I WAS JUST GOING TO DO JUST A TEENY BIT.

- YOU DON'T NEED IT.

- BUT I WAS AFRAID BECAUSE I WAS A NAUGHTY GIRL LAST YEAR

AND I GOT MAD AND I CALLED SOMEBODY A BLOWFISH.

- A BLOWFISH.

- AND THEN, I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE AN ALLERGIC REACTION

AND THEN LOOK LIKE DONALD DUCK.

- WHERE'S STEPHANIE?

- THANK YOU, PAUL. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

I'LL SEE YOU AT THE SEANCE. - ALL RIGHT, BYE, HONEY.

AND LOOK, LISTEN. YOU LOOK GREAT.

ANY PROBLEMS, CALL ME. - I WILL.

OKAY, GUYS--

- NOW ONE--BEFORE YOU GO, WHY WOULD RUSSELL EMAIL ME?

- I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DID HE SAY?

- I JUST EMAILED HIM BACK.

- "HERE'S THE REAL STORY."

- MAYBE HE EMAILED EVERYONE. - NO, IT'S JUST ME.

- OH, WELL...

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK ABOUT THIS NOW. [laughs]

I'M LATE. BUT, UM, I'LL ASK HIM.

HE'S GOING TO COME BY THE SEANCE, SO ASK HIM.

I HAVE TO LEAVE. I'M LATE.

RUSSELL SENT HER THE EMAIL BECAUSE HE HAD SOME INKLING

THAT SHE WAS LEAKING INFORMATION

ABOUT OUR MARRIAGE TO THE PRESS.

SO IN HIS MIND, I GUESS HE THOUGHT IF HE TOLD HER

EVERYTHING WAS HUNKY-DORY,

THEN SHE WOULD RELAY THAT TO THE PRESS AS WELL.

- I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR SISTER BACK.

DID YOU WANT TO GO OR--

- OKAY, I'M GOING TO COME IN AND WATCH, AND SUGGEST--

- OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- YOU'RE COMING, YOU'RE COMING.

YOU'LL DO THIS, YOU'RE--YOU'RE

- YOU PROMISE JUST TO LISTEN TO WHAT HE RECOMMENDS?

- I WANT YOUR INPUT.

- WELL, THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING TO GIVE, MY INPUT.

- OKAY.

- I'M GOING TO STAY HERE AND EAT, ACTUALLY.

AND THEN I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE.

'CAUSE THIS IS MORE FUN TO ME RIGHT NOW, TO BE HONEST.

[laughs] JUST SIT HERE AND EAT THIS.

- OKAY. WE'LL BE BACK.

- GO EASY ON THE LIPS, PAUL.

- ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GO EASY ON HER.

WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT A FEW THINGS.

- PUT AN IMPLANT IN.

- PUT AN IMPLANT IN? - IT'LL BE FINE.

BUT SHE'S BEING ALL, "I DON'T WANT YOUR INPUT."

- SHE DOESN'T WANT YOUR INPUT?

- SHE'S JUST BEING SILLY. I DON'T KNOW.

- SHE DOESN'T WANT TO COME TO THE SEANCE.

- BECAUSE IT'S AGAINST HER RELIGION.

- SHE HAS TO COME.

- BUT GETTING THIS DONE, AND GOING TO REBECCA--

- OH, COME ON. IT'LL BE FUN.

- ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE'S MOTHER TERESA.

HALLELUJAH.

- BUT WHY DOESN'T SHE WANT TO GO?

- I DON'T KNOW.

WHY DIDN'T SHE GO TO PANDORA'S PARTY?

WHY DIDN'T SHE GO TO YOUR BARBECUE?

- I DON'T KNOW. [laughs] YOU TELL ME.

- ALL RIGHT, YOUNG LADY. - OKAY.

- FIRST, BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING,

I NEED LITTLE BIT OF HOUSEKEEPING.

- OKAY.

- AM I ALLOWED TO ASK YOUR AGE OR NOT?

- YES, I'M 46.

- A LOT YOUNGER THAN ME.

- HOW OLD ARE YOU? - UH, 48.

- WOW, WHOPPING TWO YEARS. - [laughs]

- UH, MEDICATIONS? ANYTHING AT ALL?

- I'M ON TRAZADONE, TOPAMAX, AND I JUST STARTED LEXAPRO.

- OKAY, ALL THREE. - YEAH.

- I'M GLAD YOU TOLD ME THIS BECAUSE NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE,

ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE MIXING IT WITH THE OTHER MEDICATIONS.

IT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU SLUR THE WORDS A LITTLE BIT.

- OKAY.

- IT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU OUT OF IT A LITTLE BIT.

- RIGHT.

- AND I'VE HAD PATIENTS COME IN

THAT HAVE BEEN ON TWO OR THREE OF THESE COMBINED,

AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE DRUNK.

LIKE, RIGHT NOW, WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU,

YOUR EYES RIGHT NOW--YOU'RE, LIKE, ABOUT HALF-CLOSED ALREADY.

- YEAH.

IN OTHER WORDS, YOU HAD THAT SEDATED LOOK ON YOU RIGHT NOW.

THE OTHER THING IS YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL

ABOUT MAKING SURE YOU'RE NOT MIXING ANYTHING WITH THIS.

- NO. - ARE YOU DRINKING ANY ALCOHOL?

- NO, NONE. - OKAY.

- I HAVEN'T HAD ANY FOR A LONG TIME.

- A WHILE? - YEAH. [laughs]

- ALL RIGHT.

- TO MIX ANYTHING WITH THOSE MEDICATIONS--I--

- IT'D BE DANGEROUS.

- VERY DANGEROUS.

I'M NOT MIXING ANYTHING WITH THEM.

PAUL IS JUST A GREAT GUY, AND HE WAS CONCERNED.

BUT LIKE I EXPLAINED TO HIM, I'M NOT--

I'M NOT--I HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING TO DRINK, YOU KNOW.

I ONLY TAKE THE PRESCRIPTION THAT THE DOCTOR GAVE ME.

- I'M JUST SAYING IT MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME

TO SIT DOWN WITH THE PSYCHIATRIST

AND GO THROUGH EVERYTHING AGAIN.

THAT ONE, YOU KNOW, THIS EQUILIBRIUM,

YOU'RE LOSING YOUR BALANCE.

TWO, UM, ESPECIALLY WITH YOU DRIVING,

YOU'RE BEING TOO SEDATED FROM MEDICATION.

I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW.

AND THIS IS WHY I WAS GOING, YOU KNOW,

"IS SHE ON SOMETHING RIGHT NOW?"

AND ALL THAT, SOME OF THESE COMMENTS,

BECAUSE IT'S THE DAMN MEDICATION.

- I'M SO SORRY. - KIM, IT'S OKAY, HONEY.

- 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT'S A NICE AIRPORT,

AND I LOVE THE PLANES OVER THERE, SO, YOU KNOW.

- SHE SOUNDED LIKE SHE WAS INTOXICATED.

- I AM AFRAID THAT PEOPLE THINK I'M DRINKING.

AND I'M NOT--I HOPE THAT I CAN STAY NOT DRINKING.

UM, BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY I FEEL WHEN I DON'T.

- WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH TAYLOR AND RUSSELL?

WHY ARE THEY SAYING THEY'RE HAPPY AND THEY'RE NEVER?

ARE THEY?

- I REALLY FEEL THAT IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS, THE PUBLIC--

- BUT THEN, HOW DID IT GET OUT OF THERE?

HOW DID IT GET OUT THAT THEY BROKE UP?

- SOMEONE GAVE THE STORY OUT.

- BUT THEY HAVEN'T BROKEN UP, SO THERE'S NO POINT.

WHAT A MYSTERY.

- WELL, YEAH, I MEAN, IT'S A MYSTERY.

- WE'VE KNOWN HER A LOT LONGER

AND WE--KIM, MYSELF AND CAMILLE--

AREN'T CLOSE TO HER AT ALL.

- CAMILLE HAS LUNCH AND DINNER WITH HER.

- NO. - YES, THEY DO, LISA.

YEAH, THEY DO. YOU JUST TOLD ME--

- THEY HAVE ONE TIME. - RIGHT.

CAMILLE. SO WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?

CAMILLE TO TAYLOR, TAYLOR TO CAMILLE.

I MEAN, THEY DO.

- NO, BUT THAT WAS THE ONLY TIME.

- THAT'S NOT TRUE.

- I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY KYLE THINKS CAMILLE AND TAYLOR

ARE CLOSE WHEN CAMILLE HAS SPECIFICALLY SAID

SHE NEVER SEES HER OR SPEAKS TO HER.

WELL, I DON'T CARE.

- WELL, I'M JUST TELLING YOU THAT IT'S NOT THE CASE.

I FEEL LIKE LISA IS NOT LIKING THAT I AM TELLING HER

THAT WHAT SHE'S SAYING IS WRONG.

BUT I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT THEY'RE FRIENDS,

AND THEY TALK ALL THE TIME.

- ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO GO.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER, THEN.

- BYE.

- CIAO. - BYE, THANK YOU, DARLING.

- LOWER YOUR CHIN JUST A LITTLE BIT RIGHT HERE.

[camera clicks]

[knocking on door] - [laughs]

- HELLO.

DID YOU START YET?

- NO, WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT-- LET ME JUST GRAB A BATTERY.

HERE, YOU GUYS COME IN. I'M JUST GOING TO GET A BATTERY.

- WHAT CAN--MAY I ASK WHAT YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT,

MY DEAR?

- ALL THE MEDICATION THAT I'M ON.

AND HE SAID I LOOKED LIKE I WAS ON SOMETHING.

- RIGHT NOW?

- YES, AND I'M JUST SAYING, SOMETIMES,

THE COCKTAILS THAT THEY GIVE YOU AREN'T GREAT.

AND IT TAKES A WHILE FOR THE DOCTORS

TO FIND THE RIGHT COCKTAIL.

- MAYBE THAT'S NOT A GOOD CHOICE OF WORDS.

- YEAH. [laughs]

- WHY DON'T WE CHANGE THE WORDING ON THAT?

- THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

- EVEN THOUGH I'M CONCERNED ABOUT KIM'S MEDICATIONS,

IT'S NOT GOING TO INTERFERE WITH THE PROCEDURES

THAT I'M GOING TO DO ON HER TODAY.

- OH, BOY.

- FUNNY, I'VE BEEN IN THIS ROOM BEFORE

WITH ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND OF MINE. [chuckles]

- REALLY?

- ACTUALLY, LIKE, STANDING RIGHT HERE, HOLDING HER HAND.

OH, AND WHERE IS YOUR LITTLE-- [laughs]

- IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN? - WHAT HAPPENED?

- THAT? - YEAH. WHAT? [laughs]

AND OF COURSE, SHE MADE SOME VERY NICE COMMENTS, TOO.

- WELL, BUT--BUT THE REASON WHY IS BECAUSE I SAW--

- [imitating Adrienne] IS IT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT?

- NOW, CAN I SAY SOMETHING?

- I DON'T THINK HE'S EVER DONE THAT BEFORE.

- NO, BECAUSE THE PROBLEM IS YOU HAVE A HUGE BUMP

COMING OUT OF THE SIDE OF HER FACE.

- MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW.

- THAT'S LOCAL MEDICINE. - OKAY, WELL--

- YOU'RE MAKING HER NERVOUS.

- KIM! SHH, SHH, SHH. KIM.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SHH"? - YOU'RE TALKING TOO MUCH,

AND HE'S TRYING TO WORK ON YOUR FACE.

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KEEP TALKING?

- KYLE, YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER, THANKS.

JUST KNOCK IT OFF.

YOU WANT TO TALK TO YOUR KIDS LIKE THAT?

GO AHEAD.

I'M A BIG GIRL.

- IF HE'S GOING TO BE PUTTING NEEDLES IN YOUR FACE,

YOU HAVE TO BE--RELAX.

- WELL, RIGHT NOW HE'S NOT.

AND IF I SEE A NEEDLE, I KNOW WHEN TO BE QUIET.

BUT THANKS.

- OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND--

PAUL, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

- YOU'RE LEAVING? - YEAH.

- BYE, HONEY. - BYE. SEE YOU LATER.

BYE. GOOD LUCK. - LOVE YOU, BYE.

- ALL RIGHT, BYE.

- I REALLY DON'T-- I DON'T LIKE BIG LIPS.

- NOW, YOU MAY SWELL UP A LITTLE BIT, BUT IT'LL COME DOWN.

JUST ICE IT A LITTLE BIT. - HE DOESN'T DO THAT.

- ADRIENNE, WOULD YOU WANT TO PUT ON SOME GLOVES

SO YOU COULD HELP ME?

- WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO?

- HOLD HER DOWN. [laughs]

OH, MY GOD. - OKAY.

SMILE. - SMILE?

- SMILE HIGH. RELAX.

- OH, GOD.

- BREATHE, HOLD YOUR BREATH. - I'LL HOLD YOUR HAND.

- [gasps]

- OKAY.

- ARE YOU DONE, PAUL?

- WITH THE DYSPORT, YEAH. - I THINK YOU SHOULD BE DONE.

IT LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS IN PAIN,

AND IT MADE ME UNCOMFORTABLE TO SEE HER IN PAIN.

- IS THIS GOING TO HURT ME? - NO, THIS ACTUALLY--

- [gasps] - OH, BOY, PAUL.

- I'M A FACIAL PLASTIC SURGEON.

I CAN'T STOP, OTHERWISE THE PERSON WILL BE ASYMMETRIC.

I GOT TO KEEP GOING.

HOW ABOUT SOME ICE NOW? CAN I HAVE THE ICE?

- PERFECT TIMING, PAUL. - COME BACK FOR MORE, HUH?

- YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO DO THAT, NOW?

- I WANT NO INTERFERENCE.

- COMMON SENSE IN LIFE IS NOT SO COMMON.

- IT'S GOOD YOU MAKE COMMENTS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE

OF DOING THIS,

THAT'S--IT'S REALLY GOOD TIMING.

ADRIENNE TELLING ME HOW TO DO MY JOB--

THAT'S NOTHING NEW.

OKAY, WELL THE GOOD NEWS IS WE'RE DONE.

- ARE YOU COMPLETELY DONE? - MM-HMM.

- WOO-HOO. GOOD JOB, GIRL.

YOU LOOK GOOD. HOLD ON. - AND TAKE IT OFF.

- [gasps] AND KARMA.

THESE THINGS BLEW UP.

BUT THANK YOU, PAUL. LOVE YOU.

- COMING UP...

- I'M SO MAD AT LISA RIGHT NOW.

SHE IS SAYING AROUND TOWN THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

[cell phone rings]

- HELLO? - BRANDI?

HEY, IT'S KYLE. HOW ARE YOU?

- I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

- I'M GOOD, THANKS.

YOU KNOW, TONIGHT, IS MY SEANCE, AND--

- YEAH, WELL, I HEARD.

- YEAH, WELL, I TOLD ADRIENNE TO INVITE YOU A WHILE BACK,

AND I KNOW YOU AND I HAD OUR, UM, LITTLE DIFFERENCES,

BUT I'D REALLY LIKE YOU TO COME TONIGHT,

AND I HOPE YOU'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO MAKE IT.

- WELL, THANK YOU FOR CALLING ME.

IT MEANS A LOT.

I WOULD REALLY WOULD LIKE TO COME,

AND HOPEFULLY, WE CAN START OVER

BECAUSE I DON'T THINK IT COULD GET MUCH WORSE.

I DON'T WANT IT TO.

- WELL, I THINK THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

WE'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT. 7:00 AT MY HOUSE.

OKAY. BYE, BRANDI.

- ALL RIGHT, THANKS FOR CALLING.

OKAY, BYE.

- [whispering] SHE'S COMING.

- HEY, CAN YOU DO THIS COLOR?

- AND I'LL FIX THAT OTHER TOE. - WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?

- WELL, NO, BECAUSE I HADN'T INVITED HER.

I TOLD ADRIENNE TO INVITE HER

BECAUSE I HAD MET HER THROUGH ADRIENNE.

- YEAH. IS SHE FRIENDS WITH ADRIENNE?

- YEAH, SO THEN WE HAD A LITTLE DISAGREEMENT ONE NIGHT.

I TOLD YOU, WE HAD A LITTLE DISAGREEMENT.

- ABOUT? - UH...

I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO DETAILS,

BUT IT WAS JUST NOT VERY NICE.

IT'S VERY CLEAR, BY THE WAY.

- YEAH, SO IS EVERYTHING ELSE TONIGHT.

- WHAT IS-- WHAT IS THAT?

- YOUR SISTER IS--IS WASTED.

- YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MY SISTER!

- WATCH YOUR STEP! - WATCH YOUR [bleep] MOUTH!

both: YOU KNOW WHAT?

- THE EXACT SAME PROBLEMS YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS,

THE SAME EXACT THING HAPPENS TO ME.

ALL THESE YEARS LATER.

CAREFUL, YOUR TOE'S WET. - WAIT, DID YOU--

- IT'S EMBARRASSING, BUT IT'S TRUE.

NOW I HAVE TO DO MY NAILS. LET YOURS DRY,

AND I HAVE TO DO MINE. - OKAY.

- [imitating a ghost] WHOO.

THERE'S A SPIRIT HERE. IT'S EARLY.

KYLE...

- SORRY, I'M WITH WET HAIR AND TRYING TO GET READY.

- [laughs] YOU'RE SO CUTE.

STOPPED BY TO SEE IF YOU NEEDED ANY HELP.

- NO, I, UH--SORRY THERE'S NO FURNITURE YET.

- FOOD, WINE?

- NO, I'VE GOT ALL--I'VE GOT ALL THE FOOD, THE WINE...

- I SAW BERNIE'S HERE SO THE FOOD'S OBVIOUSLY COVERED.

I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE OKAY FIRST, AND THEN,

NOW IT HAS TO BE, OF COURSE, ABOUT ME.

I'M SO MAD AT LISA RIGHT NOW.

AND I'M WORRIED TO SEE HER TONIGHT,

BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN, LIKE, GET THROUGH THE NIGHT

WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING.

- WHAT HAPPENED?

- I HAVE HEARD FROM A COUPLE DIFFERENT PEOPLE

THAT SHE IS SAYING AROUND TOWN THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.

- KIM, MYSELF, AND CAMILLE AREN'T CLOSE TO HER AT ALL.

- CAMILLE HAS LUNCH AND DINNER WITH HER.

- NO. - YES, THEY DO, LISA.

- NO. - YEAH, THEY DO.

- CAMILLE TOLD ME THAT LISA PHONED HER,

SAYING THAT I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS.

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT?

WHAT--ARE WE IN SIXTH GRADE WHERE WE'RE, LIKE,

COUNTING HOW MANY FRIENDS EVERYBODY HAS?

IT HURTS MY FEELINGS SO BADLY.

- YEAH, I REALLY THINK YOU NEED TO TALK TO HER.

YOU REALLY DO, TAYLOR.

- YOU KNOW SHE SCARES ME BECAUSE SHE'S SUPER INTIMIDATING.

- WHY WOULD SHE SC-- WHY? WHY?

- BECAUSE I'VE SEEN HER WHEN SHE GETS ANGRY WITH SOMEONE--

I MEAN, LOOK AT WHAT SHE HAS DONE WITH CEDRIC.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WENT DOWN WITH THEM--

- YEAH, BUT WHAT DO YOU CARE? BE HONEST WITH HER.

- WELL, I JUST DON'T WANT HER DOING,

YOU KNOW, GOING AROUND TOWN,

AND, YOU KNOW, BEING MEAN ABOUT ME.

SHE'S SAID PLENTY OF OTHER THINGS ABOUT ME IN THE PAST,

BUT THAT'S ONE THAT REALLY HITS HOME FOR ME

BECAUSE I DO HAVE FRIENDS, AND IT'S AN INSULT TO MY FRIENDS

THAT SHE'S NOW SAYING THAT THEY'RE NOT FRIENDS TO ME.

I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT BE KIND TO HER

AND TRY MY VERY BEST TO MAKE HER LIKE ME.

AND IT'S GETTING TO THE POINT--

- WELL, MAYBE THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE SHE PREYS ON WEAK PEOPLE.

AND THE TRUTH IS, YOU NEED TO STAND UP

AND SPEAK UP FOR YOURSELF.

- I FEEL LIKE FOR ME, IT'S LIKE AN ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM.

- THERE'S A WAY YOU CAN HANDLE IT

WHERE IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A BIG PROBLEM, YOU KNOW.

MAYBE BEING AROUND OTHER PEOPLE WILL GIVE YOU STRENGTH.

I DON'T SEE YOU DOING--

- DO YOU SEE THIS TURNING INTO A BIG PROBLEM?

YES.

[laughs] I KNOW THAT LOOK.

- SHE DOESN'T TAKE CRITICISM WELL,

BUT I DON'T THINK IT'LL BE A BIG BLOW-UP.

YOU KNOW, YOU CAN SAY THAT AND LET HER KNOW, AND THEN MOVE ON.

- DO YOU THINK IT'S BAD, THOUGH, ENERGY FOR ME

TO SAY SOMETHING TO LISA

AND THEN US TO HAVE SPIRITS COMING?

THAT MAKES ME NERVOUS.

- I WOULDN'T DO IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEANCE.

- NO.

- OBVIOUSLY, IN BEVERLY HILLS, YOU DO BECOME PARANOID

BECAUSE PEOPLE TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK ALL THE TIME.

- THANKS, KYLE.

- BYE. - BYE.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- ARE YOU FINDING SOME ENERGY?

- YEAH, LOTS OF IT, ACTUALLY.

UNSEEN GUESTS ALREADY HERE.

- OH, WOW. - SEE?

I'M GLAD BECAUSE I WAS HOPING THAT WE'D GET SOME ACTIVITY.

THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT THIS.

THIS IS THE BEST ONE BECAUSE IT'S MAGNETIC ENERGY.

- VERSUS ELECTRIC.

- ELECTRIC'S NOT WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.

I'M LOOKING FOR MAGNETIC ENERGY.

THAT'S WHY ON THE TAPE RECORDERS,

WITH THE LITTLE TAPES, THERE,

PEOPLE CAN GET THEIR VOICES ON THERE

BECAUSE IT'S MAGNETIC ENERGY. IT'S MAGNETIC TAPE.

WATCH, YOU CAN TELL.

IF WE'RE GOING TO GO BY THE FIRE, THERE'S NOTHING.

- RIGHT. - OKAY?

BUT IF WE COME OVER HERE,

WE START TO GET ALL OF THAT ENERGY.

- REBECCA IS A PSYCHIC THAT I'VE KNOWN FOR A FEW YEARS.

I'VE HAD A NUMBER OF ACCURATE READINGS FROM HER.

IT'S UNBELIEVABLE THE THINGS THAT SHE HAS SAID.

- THESE ARE ANGEL FOOD CAKES.

THEY APPEAR KIND OF LIKE A HEAVENLY SORT OF THING.

- OH, YOU WANT IT ALL ON THERE. AH.

- I WANT A CLOUD. - YEAH.

- OKAY, GO FOR IT.

JUST KIND OF WATCH YOUR FINGER-- PUSH IT IN.

I DON'T WANT THEM GOING OVER TO THE SIDE.

UNLESS IT'S LISA VANDERPUMP.

[knocking on door]

- HELLO?

- HELLO, DARLING. - HELLO.

A MAN IN THE HOUSE. - A MAN IN THE HOUSE.

- OKAY, WOW, LOOKS GREAT. - NICE TO SEE YOU.

WELL, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HERE SINCE WE STARTED.

- NO, IT'S-- - WAIT TILL YOU LOOK AROUND.

- THE ANTITHESIS OF YOUR OTHER HOUSE.

- THE AN-- TOTALLY, RIGHT?

- THIS IS KIND OF, LIKE, MORE MY VIBE, RIGHT?

- TOTALLY ANTITHESIS.

- I'M NOT A HUGE INVESTOR

IN BELIEVING IN PSYCHICS AND SEANCES,

BUT I'M UP FOR IT.

- AH-HA! - UH-OH, THE SCALLYWAG ARRIVES.

- I'M GLAD ANOTHER MORALLY CORRUPT PERSON IS HERE,

OTHERWISE I'D BE SO LONELY. [laughs]

- HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?

- GOOD. - YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.

- THANK YOU, HONEY. I LOVE THAT DRESS.

[knocking on door]

- HI. - HEY, TAYLOR.

COME ON IN. - WHAT A NICE SURPRISE.

ARE YOU STAYING ALL NIGHT? - YEAH.

- HEY, YOU. - HI, HOW ARE YOU?

- YEAH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. - YOU LOOK GREAT.

- HI. OH, MY GOD.

DON'T LET THE DOG IN THE--HOW ARE YOU?

- I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

- OH, WELL, WOW. YOU LOOK GOOD.

- YOU, TOO. NICE TO SEE YOU.

THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. - NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

- REBECCA, THIS IS BRANDI. - OH, HI.

- OH, HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. - THIS IS REBECCA.

- OH, I'M A HEALER. I CAN WORK ON YOUR FOOT FOR YOU.

- OH, GOOD. [laughter]

[knocking on door, dog yaps]

- HI. WELCOME TO MY HOME.

- OH. [laughs]

WOW, IT LOOKS SO DIFFERENT. - I KNOW.

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD THINK SO. - RIGHT.

NOT QUITE SURE WHAT I THINK ABOUT A SEANCE.

I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ONE. SO I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

I'M ALSO A LITTLE NERVOUS.

[knocking on door]

- HELLO. - HI.

- COME ON IN.

- HEY, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW HOME.

- THANK YOU SO MUCH. - IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

- HI, HOW ARE YOU? - YOU REMEMBER ELIZABETH?

ELIZABETH. - YES, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

OH, THANK YOU. - NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

WAS THIS MINE?

HEY, HELLO. HI, CAMILLE GRAMMER.

SO NICE TO MEET YOU. - YEAH, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

- I'M EXCITED TO GET A READING FROM HER PSYCHIC FRIEND.

I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS BECAUSE LAST TIME,

THINGS DIDN'T GO SO WELL AT MY HOUSE

WHEN WE BROUGHT A PSYCHIC IN.

- HE WILL NEVER EMOTIONALLY FULFILL YOU.

- THERE WAS AN ATTACK MADE ON MY FRIEND.

- WAIT A SECOND.

- OH. - HI, CAMILLE. HOW ARE YOU?

- THAT'S AMAZING. I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT.

- THANK YOU. - GOOD TO SEE YOU.

- YOU, TOO. - NICE TO SEE YOU.

- THE LAST TIME CAMILLE AND FAYE WERE TOGETHER WITH A PSYCHIC,

THINGS DID NOT GO SO WELL.

I THINK TONIGHT WILL BE BETTER THOUGH

BECAUSE MY PSYCHIC IS NOT CRAZY.

WELL, YOU GIRLS WANT TO MOVE INTO THE DINING ROOM?

LET'S GO.

OKAY.

- OH, IT SMELLS SO GOOD IN HERE, TOO.

- I GOT THESE LITTLE PADS YOU GIRLS TAKE HOME.

AND I HAVE LITTLE PRESENTS FOR YOU GUYS TOO WHEN YOU LEAVE.

DON'T FORGET.

- THIS IS SO NICE.

- OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, WE HAVE A GLASS OF WATER HERE,

BECAUSE WE ALWAYS WANT TO LOOK AT THE GLASS

HALF FULL, NOT HALF EMPTY.

UM, THE CRYSTALS ARE BECAUSE CRYSTALS ARE GOOD ENERGY.

THEY'RE PROTECTIVE, PURPLE IS PSYCHIC,

AND THIS IS NOT SCARY.

I MEAN, IF IT WAS, I WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS,

AND I--THERE'S NO WAY. OKAY?

I WANT TO--I WANT TO START QUICKLY

BECAUSE GEORGE IS VERY ADAMANT THAT I TALK TO HIS DAUGHTER.

- WHO'S GEORGE? - HER FATHER.

- THAT'S MY DAD. - YEAH.

- AW.

- BEING THE ONLY GIRL, I WAS VERY CLOSE TO MY FATHER.

AND, UH, HE DIED WHEN I WAS YOUNG,

SO IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME.

YEAH, IT LEFT A BIG, UM-- A BIG HOLE IN MY LIFE.

- HE--NOW YOUR MOTHER'S ALIVE, ISN'T SHE LIVING?

- YES.

- YEAH, HE SAYS, NO, MY WIFE IS VERY ALIVE.

HE ALSO TALKED ABOUT, UM, YOUR ABILITY TO, UM,

WORK WELL WITH YOUR PEOPLE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YOU KIND OF, YOU--YOU-- YOU HAVE MANY LIFETIMES

WHERE YOU'VE ACTUALLY BEEN THE BOSS.

SO I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT DIFFICULT FOR YOU

WHEN YOU HAVE TO, YOU KNOW, TAKE THE REINS

AND THE BULL BY THE HORNS, YOU CAN DO IT.

YOUR FATHER TOLD ME THAT ABOUT YOU.

BUT YOU'RE ALSO SENSITIVE AND VERY FEMININE,

SO YOU HAVE A GOOD WAY OF WORKING WITH PEOPLE.

WHERE YOUR BROTHER MIGHT NOT SEE THAT--

[indistinct] TO ME A LITTLE BIT.

- THAT'S WHAT HE DID, EXACTLY. - SO, UM, YEAH.

- OBVIOUSLY, IT WAS WONDERFUL TO HEAR THIS.

SO I STARTED GETTING A LITTLE CHOKED UP.

AND, YOU KNOW,

OF COURSE IT'S, UM, IT'S NICE TO HEAR.

- COMING UP...

- ARE YOU, LIKE, MOVING OUT OF STATE OR SOMETHING?

- I'M GOING TO BE.

- I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO MOVE CLOSER INTO TOWN.

- [sniffles]

- LET ME JUST LOOK AND SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING--

- ANYTHING IN THE BATHROOM?

- I'M GETTING READY TO MOVE,

AND I FEEL BAD THAT I AM MISSING KYLE'S SEANCE.

I JUST WISH THAT SHE UNDERSTOOD MY SIDE.

I'M OVERWHELMED.

IS THAT WHOLE DRESSER EMPTY?

- YOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING. IT'S EMPTY.

- DID YOU WIPE IT OUT? - YUP.

- ZIP IT.

LET ME SHOW YOU HOW WE EMPTY IT OUT.

- THERE IN THE CORNER.

- LOOK, DOG HAIR.

THERE COULD BE SPIDERS AND STUFF.

IS THAT HOW YOU CLEAN THESE THINGS?

- [laughs] OKAY, SHOW ME.

GIVE ME A LITTLE PAPER, MISS KIM.

- YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE?

OKAY. - [laughs]

- MY MOM ALWAYS USED TO SAY, "MANY HANDS MAKES LIGHT WORK."

LOOK. - I KNOW.

- EW.

YEAH, MY BATHING SUITS WERE IN HERE.

UNDERWEAR AND BRAS WERE IN...

- UNDERWEAR'S NOT IN THIS ONE.

- OH, SO IT'S IN THE OTHER ONE. IT'S PROBABLY DIRTIER.

- [giggles] - NICE, SWEET.

GOOD JOB.

- YOU HAD ANGELS WATCHING OVER YOU.

SO YOU'RE LUCKY YOU ONLY HAVE A LEG INJURY

BECAUSE YOU COULD HAVE HIT YOUR HEAD,

BUT YOU HAD PEOPLE HOLDING YOU UP.

AND YOU HAVE, LIKE, FOUR ANGELS HERE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.

NOT THAT YOU NEED A LOT PROTECTION.

- OH, THIS IS BRANDI.

- BUT BECAUSE, UM, SOMEBODY IN YOUR FAMILY

DID A LOT OF GOOD DEEDS,

AND THE KARMA THAT THEY ACQUIRED IS COMING TO YOU.

OKAY? SO, AND, UM, YOU WILL HAVE A CHILD.

- I HAVE TWO, ALREADY.

- YOU HAVE A LITTLE GIRL?

- I HAVE TWO LITTLE BOYS.

- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER ONE VERY SOON.

- ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE-- - [laughs]

- I'M DEFINITELY NOT. [laughter]

IT KIND OF MADE ME LAUGH BECAUSE IT'S NOT HAPPENING.

- UM, LISA, YOU HAVE SOMEBODY HERE FOR YOU NOW, OKAY?

UM, AND, UM, IT'S YOUR GRANDMOTHER AND SHE BROKE IN.

AND UM, SHE'S VERY MUCH WANTING TO GIVE YOU

SOME DETAILED INFORMATION.

SHE'S--

- I WAS VERY CLOSE TO HER FOR THE LAST 25 YEARS.

- RIGHT.

- SHE LIVED WITH ME FOR LIKE, THREE OR FOUR MONTHS A YEAR.

- RIGHT, BECAUSE SHE HAD TALKED ABOUT THAT YOU ACTUALLY--

IF YOU HADN'T BEEN THERE FOR HER,

IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE SAME FOR HER.

BECAUSE SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN MAYBE LONELY AND NOT AS HAPPY.

SO YOU ACTUALLY FILLED A HUGE GAP FOR HER.

AND SHE WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR THAT.

- IT'S BEEN FOUR YEARS SINCE MY GRANDMOTHER DIED.

I WAS VERY CLOSE TO HER.

BUT WE ALSO HAD AN AGREEMENT.

IF THERE WAS ANY WAY THAT SHE COULD CONTACT ME--

YOU CAN HAVE THOSE CONVERSATIONS WHEN YOU'RE 100--

THEN SHE WOULD DO HER BEST.

- SHE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT ALICE.

DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE TO YOU RIGHT NOW?

- [whispering] ALICE?

- OR ALLISON?

- NO, NOT NOW. - [giggles]

- WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?

- DOES THAT MAKE SENSE TO SOMEBODY HERE?

- [laughs] - WHAT?

- THE ONLY ALLISON I KNOW IS A FRIEND OF CAMILLE'S.

- OH. - OHH!

- LIKE THIS.

- I'M JUST GOING TO SAY SHE'S ALIVE.

- HE'LL NEVER FULFILL YOU EMOTIONALLY.

- COULD SHE BE A PSYCHIC? - OH!

- NO, LISTEN, MY GRANDMOTHER'S HERE.

ZIP IT. - [laughs]

SHE WAS TRYING TO GET THROUGH TO ALLISON.

- OKAY.

- AND ALLISON JUST DIDN'T PICK IT UP.

- I ASKED HER.

I SAID I WANT TO TALK TO MY GRANDMOTHER.

IS MY GRANDMOTHER HERE?

- WE'RE HAVING A GIRLS' NIGHT, SO I'M OFF THE CLOCK.

- WHAT HAPPENED WAS THAT YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS THERE.

SHE WAS PRESENT, BUT SOMEHOW,

THERE WAS A LOT OF STATIC ENERGY,

A LOT OF CONFUSION, BUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER WANTS TO TELL YOU

THAT SHE WAS THERE AND SHE DID TRY TO GET THROUGH TO ALLISON.

- SHE'S AN IDIOT.

SHE WAS SO RUDE AND OBNOXIOUS, WASN'T SHE?

SORRY, CAMILLE.

YEAH, IT WASN'T A PLEASANT EVENING.

- IT WASN'T A GOOD NIGHT, ALL AROUND.

- NOW, TAYLOR IS NOT REALLY FAR BEHIND CAMILLE'S SITUATION.

- HAVING BEEN TO REBECCA BEFORE,

SHE'S PICKED UP ON PERSONAL THINGS,

SO I KNOW THAT SHE CAN GET PRETTY PERSONAL.

- BUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR HUSBAND IS VERY DIFFERENT.

IT HAS THE LIGHT SPOTS AND THE VERY DARK--LIKE DARKNESS

LIKE WOULD HAVE TO DO WITH THE MOB,

OR SOMETHING TO DO WITH, YOU KNOW--

- THAT'S NOT GOOD.

- AND THAT DOESN'T MEAN THIS LIFETIME.

IT JUST MEANS THAT YOU HAD A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM

WHERE YOU WERE INVOLVED WITH PEOPLE

THAT WERE THE LIGHT AND THE DARK, OKAY?

SO THE THING IS--IS FOR YOU TO FIND THAT COMFORTABLE SPACE

WITH SOMEBODY WHO UNDERSTANDS YOU,

ISN'T ALL ABOUT MONEY, MONEY, MONEY.

AND HONESTLY, YOUR HUSBAND IS ALL ABOUT THAT.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR HUSBAND,

BUT I'M TRYING TO FIND YOU A HAPPY PLACE

WHERE YOUR FINDING THAT BALANCE WITH YOUR OWN ABILITY

TO MAKE YOUR OWN CHOICES WITHOUT FEAR.

- IT'S A LITTLE HARD TO SWALLOW,

BUT IT'S NOT NECESSARILY SOMETHING I WANT TO HEAR

WHEN I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THERAPY

AND TRYING TO WORK THINGS OUT.

- IT'S REALLY ABOUT BEING STABLE

AND FEELING SECURE WITHOUT HAVING TO DEPEND ON SOMEBODY.

- NOW, KATHY, BIG KATHY IS GETTING A CHANCE

TO TALK TO YOU NOW, OKAY? - [sighs]

- SHE SAYS, "KYLE, THIS IS AN AMAZING EVENING."

- [laughs] I MEAN, I'M GLAD SHE THINKS SO.

AND, UM, SHE WANTED TO TELL YOU AND YOUR SISTER

THAT, UM, KIM-- THERE'S A LOT OF ROUGH SPOTS

BECAUSE YOU WERE HER MOTHER IN A PAST LIFE.

AND SHE CONTINUES...

- NO WONDER! OH, MY GOD, REBECCA.

- IT SO MAKES SENSE. - SO MAKES SENSE.

- SO YOU HAVE THE MOTHER-DAUGHTER THING GOING ON--

- YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID TO ME YESTERDAY?

"YOU'RE NOT MY MOM."

- [gasps] - AND SCREAMED AT ME.

- GIRL, NOT THIS LIFETIME. [laughs]

RIGHT, IT'S NOT THIS LIFETIME. SO YOU GUYS--

- I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE THAT, I MEAN,

YOU KNOW, I'VE SAID IT, IT'S NOT THAT I--

I HAVE TO ONLY TAKE CARE OF HER SINCE MY MOM DIED,

BUT WHEN ALL OF, YOU KNOW, MY SISTERS--

WE HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER

SINCE WE HAVE LOST OUR PARENTS.

BUT I KNOW IT BOTHERS HER, AND I TRY TO TELL MYSELF

I'M NOT HER MOM, WHO CARES. LET IT GO.

TURN MY CHEEK, BUT I-- I REALLY STRUGGLE WITH THAT.

- WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS YOU HAVE TO TAKE ON A ROLE WITH HER

THAT IS DIFFERENT BECAUSE SHE WILL BECOME RESENTFUL--

- I FELT THAT YESTERDAY. - SHE WILL REBEL AGAINST YOU.

SO YOU HAVE TO REALLY GIVE HER THE SPACE TO GROW.

- THEN HOW DO I--

- YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE HER SO MUCH,

AND SOMETIMES, YOU HAVE TO WALK AWAY.

- NO, I--I FIND THAT HARD SOMETIMES,

LIKE, WHEN YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE.

AND FOR ME, TO BITE MY TONGUE AND TURN THE CHEEK,

EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT HER MOM, IT'S HARD FOR ME.

I THINK KIM WOULD HAVE LAUGHED HEARING REBECCA TELL ME

THAT I'M NOT KIM'S MOM.

I WISH SHE WAS HERE.

- I THINK CAMILLE'S PEOPLE ARE GETTING A LITTLE ANTSY HERE.

NOW YOUR MOTHER'S LIVING, IS THAT CORRECT?

- YES. MY MOM'S LIVING.

- HER MOTHER AND FATHER ARE BOTH HERE.

YOU KNOW WHAT, THEY'RE NOT SAD ABOUT YOUR DIVORCE.

THEY'RE CELEBRATING. - [laughs]

THAT'S AMAZING. [laughter]

- THEY'RE, LIKE, "CELEBRATE, CAMILLE, CELEBRATE."

AND UM, YOU DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THAT YOU WERE UNHAPPY.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM. - I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE--

- AND THEY SAID, WHEN IT'S ALL FINALLY DONE,

YOU HAVE A PARTY, OKAY? THEY WANT YOU TO CELEBRATE.

THEY KEEP TELLING ME, "CAMILLE, CELEBRATE."

- WE WILL. - CELEBRATE.

- LET'S THROW YOU A PARTY. - BECAUSE I'VE BEEN SAD, LATELY.

- SHE SAYS THAT, UM, YOU, UM--YOUR--

I'M NOT SAYING YOUR LAWYERS AREN'T GOOD,

BUT SHE SAID WATCH THE BILLABLE MOMENTS.

ALL RIGHT? THE BILLABLE, UM, MINUTES.

NOT MOMENTS. - OKAY.

BECAUSE I'M GETTING A LITTLE FRUSTRATED WITH THAT.

- OKAY, BUT I'M NOT SAYING YOUR LAWYERS AREN'T GOOD, OKAY?

- WELL, THOSE LAWYER BILLS ARE STARTING TO...

- ADD UP. - ADD UP, YEAH.

- AND YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS, LIKE, WINKING.

SHE'S SAYING, IT'S TRUE,

SHE HAS A GREAT MAN COMING IN HER LIFE.

SHE GOES, AND HE SWINGS IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

all: OH! - DID YOU HEAR THAT?

- I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING FOR CERTAIN.

I DO KNOW I SAW KELSEY WEARING WOMEN'S CLOTHING ON BROADWAY.

I DID THINK I SAW A SIZE 14 WOMAN'S PUMP

IN CAMILLE'S CLOSET. [laughs]

[laughter] CAMILLE, THAT IS FUNNY.

- SO NOT TO WORRY.

- SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHARE YOUR SHOES WITH ANYBODY ANYMORE.

[laughter]

OR YOUR UNDERWEAR.

- OH, MY GOD.

- WELL, THANK YOU. all: THANK YOU.

[dramatic music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- HELLO. - HI.

- YOU LOOK PRETTY. - THANKS.

YOU LOOK SO TALL.

OH, LOOK HOW TALL YOU'VE GOTTEN.

- WHAT'S HAPPENING? YOU'RE ALREADY PACKING,

AND WHERE--?

- I'M MOVING.

- WHAT IS THE BIG SECRET?

- THE BIG SECRET? - YEAH.

- YOU WANT TO KNOW?

- YOU'RE SCARING ME.

- [laughs] - MY HEART IS POUNDING.

- THE HOUSE WAS REALLY-- WAS TOO BIG,

AND I WAS GETTING READY TO MOVE BACK INTO TOWN.

AND THEN, I JUST STARTED THINKING,

WITH KIMBERLY AND CHAD BEING SO YOUNG,

THAT, UM, THEY WOULD-- MIGHT--

- ARE YOU, LIKE, MOVING OUT OF STATE OR SOMETHING?

- NO.

I'VE BEEN SEEING SOMEBODY THAT I'VE KIND OF BEEN KEEPING--

MY PRIVATE LIFE A LITTLE PRIVATE FOR ABOUT A YEAR.

- YOU'VE BEEN SEEING THIS PERSON FOR A YEAR.

- YEAH.

- I CAN'T TALK.

I HAVE A FEELING I KNOW WHO YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME.

WAS IT WHO YOU BROUGHT TO PARIS' PREMIERE?

- YEAH.

SO WE'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER.

I'M REALLY EXCITED, AND I'M--

- ARE YOU REALLY? - YEAH, I REALLY AM.

SO...

SURPRISE! [laughs]

- I JUST DID NOT SEE THAT SITUATION.

WHY WOULD YOU KEEP IT SECRET FOR A YEAR?

- I THINK THAT WHEN THINGS THAT ARE PRIVATE GET OUT, THEN--

- BUT WHY WOULD THAT BE PRIVATE IF YOU CARED FOR SOMEBODY?

- WELL, I WANTED TO SEE HOW IT WENT FOR US FIRST.

- WELL, OBVIOUSLY, I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY.

I JUST... UM...

SO WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT?

- I'VE ALREADY BEEN IN THE PROCESS OF DOING IT.

- I WISH YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS.

I WISH YOU HAD MOVED CLOSER.

- I'M GOING TO BE-- - [whimpers]

[sighs]

SORRY.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO MOVE CLOSER INTO TOWN.

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT?

I FEEL LIKE THAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU REALLY WANT TO DO.

- COMING UP...

- COME ON.

- WHY HAS SHE BEEN HIDING THIS FROM ME?

- I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO MOVE CLOSER INTO TOWN.

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT?

I FEEL LIKE THAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU REALLY WANT TO DO.

- I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT IF I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT.

- YEAH, BUT MAYBE YOU'RE JUST RUSHED AND YOU'RE NOT THINKING.

YOU'RE JUST, LIKE--YOU HAD TO BE OUT HERE SO QUICK,

AND YOU DIDN'T REALLY GET A CHANCE,

YOU KNOW, TO REALLY THINK.

OR EVEN LOOK. YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK.

- I--IT WAS MY CHOICE.

- WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM.

- WELL, YOU'LL GET TO KNOW HIM.

YOU KNOW, FOR A LONG TIME,

I'VE DONE EVERYTHING FOR MY KIDS,

FOR MOM, FOR EVERYBODY ELSE.

I HAVEN'T REALLY DONE ANYTHING THAT I WANTED TO DO.

I FEEL LIKE FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE,

I JUST WANT TO DO SOMETHING THAT I WANT TO DO.

- DO YOU THINK HE'S THE RIGHT GUY FOR YOU?

- WELL, WE'LL FIND OUT. I THINK SO.

- WELL, I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

YOU KNOW, AT THE SEANCE,

THE--REBECCA SAID MOM WAS THERE, AND SHE SAID TO TELL ME

THAT I'M NOT YOUR MOM.

AND I ALREADY KNOW THAT, I DON'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT,

AND WHENEVER I SAY THAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO TAKE IT,

LIKE--LIKE I'M SAYING I THINK I HAVE TO LOOK AFTER YOU,

I THINK YOU HAVE TO LOOK AFTER ME, TOO.

AND I DO HAVE TO LET GO, IT'S NOT MY BUSINESS,

BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE--

IT'S NOT WHAT I WAS WANTING FOR YOU,

BUT YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.

- I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY FOR ME.

PLEASE, GIVE IT A CHANCE.

THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME, TOO.

- NO, I KNOW, BUT I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO--

- I'VE BEEN ALONE FOR A LONG TIME,

AND I FINALLY AM HAPPY, AND I JUST WANT--

- I JUST DON'T THINK YOU REALLY ARE.

AND THAT'S WHY IT MAKES ME FEEL, LIKE,

THIS IS THE PERSON YOU'VE BEEN WITH A YEAR.

HOW HAPPY COULD YOU HAVE BEEN?

- BUT YOU'VE SEEN THE CHANGE IN ME.

- NO, I KNOW, BUT--

YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY.

I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU REALLY ARE,

AND YOU'RE NOT JUST CONVENIENT OR EASY RIGHT NOW.

- [laughs] THERE'S BEEN NOTHING EASY ABOUT THIS.

- I THINK MY SISTER'S LONELY, AND HAS MADE THIS DECISION...

PURELY BASED ON BEING LONELY.

IS HE A NICE PERSON?

- YEAH.

- DOES HE HAVE KIDS?

- TWO.

- AY-YI-YI-YI-YI.

YOU NEVER STOP SURPRISING ME.

- WELL, THAT'S GOOD.

- WANT ME TO HELP YOU FINISH PACKING UP AT ALL?

- YEAH.

NOW'S PROBABLY THE BEST TIME TO INTRODUCE HER TO KEN.

JUST SAY HI.

COME ON.

- I LOOK A NUT. - NO, YOU DON'T.

- IF YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE AND WANT TO MOVE IN WITH THEM,

YOU'RE GOING TO BE HAPPY AND PROUD TO SHARE

THAT WITH EVERYONE.

WHY HAS SHE BEEN HIDING THIS FROM ME?

- BE A BIG GIRL.

COME ON, LITTLE SISTER.

BE A BIG GIRL.

- NEXT ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

- HEY, GUYS. - HEY.

- HELLO.

OH, MY GOD.

YOU HAVE A WEDDING BAND?

- YOU HAVE TREATED ME SO POORLY THAT IT IS EMBARRASSING.

- NO, I HAVEN'T. I HAVEN'T--

- YES, YOU HAVE.

[overlapping arguing] - I DON'T LIKE THAT, OKAY?

HOLD ON, NO, YOU ASKED ME-- - TAYLOR--

- WE HAVE ALL PROTECTED YOU.

- ABOUT MY MARRIAGE?

- ABOUT WHAT YOU TALKED ABOUT IN YOUR MARRIAGE.

- HOW COULD SOMEBODY LIVE WITH SOMEBODY

THAT IS SO HORRIFIC...

- IF YOU CAN'T BE MY FRIENDS, JUST PLEASE DON'T BE MY ENEMIES.

- WE DON'T SAY THAT HE HITS YOU.

WE DON'T SAY THAT, BUT NOW WE'VE SAID IT.

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