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Hey, Alex.

How's my favorite stepson doing?

I'm your only stepson.

Okay.

I'm all right. Yeah.

I thought you were headed out today.

Yeah, I was supposed to. I was supposed to have a date with Emily.

Remember,

I used to hang out with her a few years ago.

You know, like, back in town this week.

Mm -hmm.

So, we were, like, texting, so I thought maybe we were supposed to, like, hang

out.

I don't know. She, like, said she was busy last second.

Oh.

That's a bummer.

Yeah. Yeah, you guys did always hang out.

I thought you, you know, catch up on break here for a little bit.

Yeah, I thought so, too, but, you know, girls suck.

Well, when they're younger, you know, you never know what kind of comes up

can be a little flighty sometimes.

Sorry about that.

But I've just been here.

I had made some cookies earlier. Do you want to try them?

Yeah, yeah. No?

Thanks, Mom.

I mean, I might have some.

Yeah. A little bit.

All right. I don't have anything else to do. I was baking today, and I had,

like, some really good eggnog.

Do you want some eggnog?

Oh, it's okay.

No?

Yeah, I was like, I thought your dad would be here and we would get, you

get to do some more decorating and stuff, but he's been working like a

lately. I don't know.

It'd be nice, I guess, to have some extra money, you know, for Christmas,

kind of frustrating.

I mean, I kind of got dressed up and thought he might, you know, but.

I, okay.

Sorry, you don't need to know that part.

Are you supposed to have a little? You made me do my tech nog.

Are you supposed to have like a little date night, Mom?

Special date night.

Well, I thought we'd like hang out, yeah, and decorate and listen to music

you know, all that stuff, but.

Oh, well.

Yes.

We're both kind of bummed a little.

There's got to be someone else other than Emily to call.

You usually have a few friends around during the holidays, right?

Well, I don't want to hang out with my friends at night. I thought I was going

to, you know, have some other kind of fun, Mom.

Oh, well.

Well, Emily is missing out, you know, because, yeah, you've got like a, well,

you know, like a big.

What? I'm sorry.

Again. Maybe I should put the eggnog down. What do you think?

What do you mean?

Did you say I have a big something?

It's just, you know, I may have seen it while you were in the shower a couple of

times.

She's missing out. That's all I got to say.

What are you looking at that for?

I just happened... You were getting in the shower. You thought I was gone. The

door was open. I'm sorry.

I didn't watch the jerky. I watched mine.

Oh, well.

I didn't, like, pull up a chair or anything, but... But I might have seen

something.

You have?

That's too much. I mean, it's... I mean, when I looked, I couldn't look away for

a minute. I mean, it was...

Well, thanks, I guess.

Yeah, you're welcome.

Hey, so I have like a little something for you that you can open before

Christmas. It's just something small.

It's under the tree. Let me grab it for you, okay?

Okay. You want to open something a little early?

I don't.

That's fine. Okay.

Over here.

Hang on.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I've watched you before, too.

You've watched me?

Yeah. With your dad?

Well... Yeah, one time, but just... Baby!

I didn't think you... I never thought you'd look at me like that.

You're a hot young guy.

I'm... You know, not that much older than you. I mean, your dad's getting a

little older.

What are you doing?

Yeah.

Oh, baby, this is probably not where we should take this.

I mean, it's probably not a good idea. Your dad's going to be home. He will.

His hands are all over my tits right now.

Oh, my God.

You can touch it.

I'm trying to.

It feels really good in my hand.

I promise that's not going to fall down. He's always late anyway.

Sweetie, this is a really dangerous game.

When was the last time Dad had sex with you, Mom?

A couple weeks ago.

is missing out

You know that?

That is a nice mouthful.

Quite a bit bigger than your dad's, you know?

okay so we should really stop this right now because we are gonna get

You are going to seriously put that in there, are you? Mom, it's wet. Don't put

it in there.

Mom, it's wet.

Carry it away, okay?

Pussy.

You want it?

Too bad for Emily.

We should really get dressed and get it together.