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Hey, baby.

Look at you, looking all snazzy.

What are you all dressed up for?

Thanks, Mom.

Where are you going?

I have a date.

You have a date?

Yeah. Well, it's been a while.

Yeah, it's been a minute.

I'm glad.

So who is she? Tell me about her.

Oh, it's a girl from my history class.

Okay.

Her name's Amber.

She's really nice.

She's blonde and pretty funny.

I asked her if she might want to hang out a couple days ago.

Nice. I don't know.

I think she kind of likes me.

Well, she must have said yes.

You must like her.

Dressed up a little bit. Well, I'm not super dressed up. I'm just, you know,

going to go to this, like, taco place that's kind of nice.

All right.

I think she'll like it.

Well, that sounds like fun.

Yay.

So I'm going to head down to the beach and meet a couple of friends for some

drinks. We're also going to a taco place, but different kind of date.

So, you know, your dad's been busy. He worked all week and then through the

weekend, too.

Oh, he's working, like, today and, like, tomorrow? Yeah. The whole weekend?

Yeah.

Oh, that's crazy.

Yeah.

It's like a week in a row. I don't know.

It's just gone a lot.

But I want to have some fun with the girls.

Okay. Maybe get a little tan.

You have fun on your date.

Thanks, Mom. You look good.

Hey, if you need any tips or pointers, just text me, okay?

Okay. Thanks, Mom.

Hey.

Hey. Hey, Mom.

I figured you'd still be out on your day.

Yeah, no.

I got back to work.

What? What'd you do at home?

Um, just... Home.

Alright.

You seem kind of down.

Everything go okay?

Um, not... Not really.

No?

Uh... Yeah, no, it's just... You know.

It was just...

It was fun.

I just kind of... I guess I kind of thought I got the wrong idea, I guess.

I don't know. It's whatever.

Oh. I don't know.

I'm sorry, baby.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, like, it was fun at first. Like, we were, like,

talking about a bunch of stuff and joking and stuff, and then... Yeah.

Like, we were...

I was going to, like, show her the, like, hiking trail that I like, but we,

like, left, and, like, we were about to, like, get in my car, and then I kind

of, like, grabbed her butt and, like, tried to kiss her, and she,

um... Oh, no.

Yeah, she was, like, what are you doing?

And she was like, that's way too fast.

And she wasn't sure if she just, like, might want to just be friends.

I just thought it was, like, going good. I just got excited.

It was stupid, I guess.

Yeah. I should have been more patient.

Well, that's two of us that had bad days today, then.

I'm sorry I didn't go up for you.

That's okay.

What do you mean?

You didn't go on a date? You were hanging out with your friends.

Well, it was kind of a date, yeah.

I went

on

a date kind of like you did. I met a guy.

What? Yeah, and we met up and went on a date.

Mom, what are you talking about?

I went on a date.

Look, I mean, you know what your dad's been up to, right?

No. He's been gone every weekend.

Yeah, well, he's got... He's working on that big project or whatever.

Yeah, well, sometimes he is.

Other times he's out with someone else.

What? Yeah.

He's... He's been with you anymore?

He's been having a faria.

Oh, that's messed up.

Yeah.

We hadn't, like, you know, had been intimate in, like, a few months, and so

probably longer than that.

So, you know, I mean, he's already doing what he's doing.

And, well, I have needs, too, you know.

So I thought, why can't I do it, too?

She met... Do you want to, like, meet some guy?

Yeah, I met some guy, younger guy.

Really hot.

I guess I kind of felt like you did. I was a little excited.

Then he mentioned, you know, I'm going home and... And I

accidentally mentioned that I was married.

And I fucked the whole thing up.

It got a little weird after that.

It was just like...

Yeah, you think I got a call today.

He said he had to go home.

So, that was the end of that.

That's probably a lot for you, talking about your dad.

You didn't know that?

No. No?

Well, I'm sorry you had to hear it. I guess it kind of makes sense.

And here, both your parents are cheating, and I met another guy.

Well, I'm sorry it didn't go good, I guess, Mom.

This just sucks.

Meh.

I don't know. I just, like,

I just want to take a nap. Just, like, forget it.

Wake up a few hours refreshed or something. I don't know.

Take a nap, Mom.

Can you come lay next to you?

Yeah.

Thanks.

Guess we don't have to worry about dad coming home anyway, right?

Yeah, that's true.

What?

I was really kind of hoping it would work out with him.

I mean, I don't know that I was, like, interested in him or anything other than

his body. I mean, his photos were hot. I'm going to get a little comfortable,

maybe. Do you mind?

This is a lot of...

I want to get out of this dress.

I mean, he had that picture online, like, it was just him in some, just

like, swim trunks, like, on a fishing boat.

Oh, yeah.

Like, I guess that's what got me. Like, he was all built, you know?

And I might have actually had sex with him today. I mean, that's kind of what I

wanted.

I wanted to have sex with her, too.

I mean, I didn't... I figured, like, that's really fast for a first date. I

just... But then I thought, like, she was really kind of into me.

I think she might be. I just... I think I just fucked it up really bad by trying

to make a move so fast.

Yeah.

Well, we'll take a little nap and then we'll get up and maybe go have some

dinner or something.

I know, I just kind of want to forget it. I feel so embarrassed.

Is it okay if I put my hands on you?

I could use a little comfort right now. You're so sweet, baby.

Thank you.

This is exactly what I needed.

Yeah, me too.

Maybe.

Yeah. That's not what I think it is.

Oh, shit. I'm sorry.

I was...

I don't know what to say. I'm sorry.

I just... I'm sorry I took my shorts off to help with you.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

That's fine.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I got it. I got that one here.

We'll do it anyway, right? Yeah.

How do you do it?

I don't know how to do it. Show me.

I don't know how to do

it.

I don't know how to do it.

I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it.

Maybe.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Hmm.

Amen.