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My baby's home.

How are you? How are you?

I've missed you so much. My gosh, look at you.

Wow.

Welcome home.

Gosh, it's been so long. You look great, baby.

You look so good.

You look good. You look really good, too.

I'm so glad to have you here. Listen, you are welcome to stay as long as you

want, okay?

Thanks, Mom. I mean, it's probably not going to be for too long.

Oh, I'm sorry. Can I get you something to drink?

I'm so rude.

No, I'm okay.

You know what?

You look fantastic, and I'm so glad you're here.

Tell me, what's happening? I'm glad I can help you out. I mean, I'm sorry

having a hard time or whatever. What's going on?

Oh, just, you know, the job didn't work out.

All right.

I don't know, like, the rent back there is, like, getting so crazy, you know. I

just figured until I kind of figure something else out, it would be cool to,

you know, to move back in with you.

But I'm just glad you're cool with it.

Yeah, yeah.

But it probably won't be for, like, too long. Like, I don't want to bother you

too much. Well, hey, you can stay as long as you want, all right? We'll get

back on your feet.

And, my gosh, like, what have you been doing? Like, have you been working out?

Like, clearly you've been working out.

Yeah. Whoa.

A little bit, Mom.

I'm surprised, like, some girl hasn't snatched you up and wants you to, you

know, move in with her.

I mean, like, I had a couple of girlfriends, but it's just, I haven't

seeing anybody in a little bit.

Oh, my gosh.

Well, you know what? Since your dad has been gone, like, I've been having fun.

I've been having a good time.

I go on cruises now.

I go out to parties. Well, not parties. I don't like a party like that.

So there's a lounge club tonight, and I want to take you with me. You want to

come out with me?

To like a bar?

Yeah, like a lounge.

Dress up a little bit. Have some music. Have some food. Come on, come on, come

on. You want to. I have fun now.

Your mom has a good time. Are you going to come with me?

Yeah, I guess.

Here you come.

So I just got back from this cruise last week, too, and it's been great.

I've been taking vacations. I've been going out when I want. I'm having a

time. Oh, I forgot to tell you.

So since I've been going out a lot, I have, like, a lot more clothes than I

to. And so I turned your room into, like, a wardrobe.

Like, it's a giant closet now.

There's no bed in there. I'm sorry.

Oh.

Yeah, Mom, that's fine. Like, I'll just... I can just sleep on the couch or

whatever.

No, I won't hear that.

My son is not sleeping on the couch.

We'll have to get it worked out. We'll, you know, order something, you know,

order, get a bed in there for you. I'll clean it out. But in the meantime, you

can sleep with me. I have a big king size bed. It's huge. It's comfy. There's

plenty of room.

Okay.

Are you sure?

Yeah, of course.

I want you to be comfortable. I am so glad you're here, honey.

So glad.

Sweetie. I think

I

might have had a little bit too much fun last night.

Oh, shit.

Baby. Sorry, Mom. I didn't realize what I was doing.

I'm not coming home.

What's going on?

I thought you were someone else.

Oh, sorry about that.

Hey, but you have...

Sorry

about that. You've got a big erection.

And I think you just...

probably a good idea.

Really like baby. I don't know that you should touch me like that. I don't I

don't know that you should touch me like that. It looks so good.

You were touching me at that club last night. You were rubbing on me.

Baby.

I mean, look at you. You look really like a bell doll. I mean.

They were flirting with me.