Original subtitles

Are you ready?

It's all about the mathematicals.

Buy, buy, buy, buy!

Don't forget to pay the lady.

♪ Dan start gavel drop ♪

- What up, Steve? - ♪ Voices never lie ♪

♪ Wallet got muscles ♪

♪ Pockets feel tighter ♪

♪ Spin and spin ♪

♪ But the boat gets lazy ♪

♪ No cash flow ♪

♪ That boy is crazy ♪

♪ Don't forget to pay the lady ♪

♪ Pay the lady ♪

Buy!

♪ Paper in my pocket ♪

What's up, Steve?

♪ Yeah, the fees don't fade me ♪

♪ Yeah rule number one plus two equals ♪

♪ Don't forget to pay the lady ♪

Lady paid.

Kenny, I thought it was going to be more country.

announcer: When storage units are abandoned...

Take a good look at this one.

- Whoo-hoo! - Nice one!

announcer: The treasures within...

Ooh!

announcer: Are put up for auction.

- Think I scored on this. - Sold it your way!

Whoo!

- Whew. - Ha-ha-ha!

♪ Money owns this town ♪

M-O-N-E-Y!

Are you ready?

Moreno Valley is a long way from my location

in Orange County.

It's hot out here. It's a lot like the desert.

I mean, it's like 10:00, and it's already hot out here.

But sometimes you just got to do it.

You got to go where the auctions are,

especially when the competition is so soft.

It's just like finding money on the streets with these guys.

I've been doing this longer than most of these people

have been alive.

So they don't call me the GOAT for nothing.

Is that the sound goat makes?

Yeah, maybe it sounds more like that.

I'm glad that Melody's getting bigger now.

That way you can come to more auctions with me,

because you are my lucky charm, sweetheart.

I'm your lucky charm?

You know what? - Yeah.

When I woke up, I had that itch, you know,

in the middle of the palm.

You know what that means?

Oh, the money itch.

Yeah, it means that-- that I have luck.

You know, I think that really works

'cause I've definitely had an itchy palm--

Yeah.

and then gambled, and then there'd be

something really crazy there.

But, you know, I always have this thing with my mom,

at least.

If it's itchy, I go like this to pass on the good luck.

Oh, let me get some of that itch.

I'm giving you some good luck.

But my right palm kind of itches, too.

Ooh, maybe you need to give me some of that luck.

Thanks.

I'm kind of excited.

I've been doing really well at the swap

meets with Bozek lately, so I think

I'm going to keep doing that.

Hopefully, I'll get some good items for that,

'cause I'm kind of digging it, even though it's

a lot of really hard work.

But I'm here for it.

It's a hot one today, so I'm gonna try

to be on my best behavior,

but I might get a little grouchy.

Stay tuned.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, I could feel Mother Nature.

She's working on us.

I hope they have a speedy auction around here,

because I can't afford to get another tan.

Ah.

I got my lucky charm hat.

I am ready.

Between our cool hats--

and my palm--

we're going to win big today.

Definitely.

Teak.

Where's the pralines?

Ain't none.

You know I can't do that stuff no more.

Say hi to the camera.

Hey, America.

- Hey, man. - There you go.

What are you doing?

I'm up here talking to Dave.

- Hey, Dave. - What's happening, Dan?

- What are you doing, man? - I'm all right.

- I'm waiting for Laura. - There she go.

Oh my goodness.

How you doing, sunshine?

Wow, I feel like a queen.

- Oh my, God. - Moreno Valley.

Yeah.

You know what?

Can I be a queen for once?

- How you doing? - I'm all right.

- I wouldn't mind it. - How you doing, man?

I'm feeling good. How you doing?

- Good to see you. Hi, Dave. - I'm doing great.

What does your shirt say?

- What's up, Steve? - Who's Steve?

Everybody.

Everybody is Steve?

Yeah, everybody's Steve today.

Okay, all right.

I have no idea what he's talking about.

What's up, Steve?

Oh my God.

You are adorable. - Look at Barbara.

Oh, my goodness.

Right here, I'm surrounded by beauty.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I didn't know that Dusty was Amish.

- Hello. - How are you doing?

- How are you? - I'm good.

Lupe.

You've never seen me so clean.

I know, man.

You can tell who dressed me today.

That boy got snakeskin on that hat, huh?

Beware.

Cobra on the back of the hat.

Lord have mercy.

It's a rattlesnake, not a cobra.

Him too.

I don't care what it is.

That hat gots me rattled.

He's over here peacocking.

- I'll bite you. - Oh.

I thought you were my friend, bruh.

There you go.

You bring the cobra with you.

What's up, Steve? - Who's Steve?

- Everybody. - Yeah.

Who's Steve? - Everybody.

It's hard for him to remember people's names.

So it's easier just to call everybody Steve.

Thank you for filling in them blanks.

You know what's funny?

The guy can't remember anything except for,

like, the full menu at a fast-food restaurant.

I got [bleep] to go eat.

I still have no idea what he's talking about.

All right, welcome to the auction.

We're Dan and Laura Dotson with American Auctioneers.

Before you go through these gates,

you need to know the rules.

You're going to go to the unit, remove the lock, open the door.

I'll give you five minutes to take a look around.

You can't go inside.

You can't open any boxes.

And whosever got the most money in their pockets

can own it today. Are you ready?

Yeah!

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

All right, folks, let's go!

Hey, Kenny?

Huh?

- Oh, no, don't scare him. - Oh, get that snake--

crazy-ass hat, bruh.

Maybe if you wear it, it'll take that fear away.

Oh, no.

The next you know she's going to wrap around my neck.

I'm dead.

Exposure, try it.

No, that's OK, bro.

How about my hat?

- You don't want to get bit. - Your hat?

My hat's a lucky charm.

I don't want--

I'll give you some lucky charm.

See?

How you feeling?

I feel like a pimp.

Here we go.

All right, folks. - Here we go.

Box unit.

You know what the M stands for on the mountain?

Mediocre?

Magic.

Oh.

What is that under there?

Table, chairs.

Somebody was trying to do the Etch A Sketch.

We going to find out what's in here.

I got that feeling they got some magical junk in here.

I like the Christmas paper wrapping.

Oh, my gosh, sweetheart, there's

no money in Christmas paper.

Look sellable, tables.

Yeah, but look at the condition of this room.

Do you think that table is in good condition?

You never know.

I've been surprised.

Yeah, I don't know about that.

Look at the scribbles on the chalkboard.

Positivity.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Oh, sorry.

Except for, like, not.

Watch out for the snake.

Looks like somebody cut open all the boxes, took all

the good [bleep] out of here.

If it was 5 degrees cooler, I'd have nicer things

to say about this locker.

We got a hall tree.

We got a little odd table, knickknacks,

a few boxes of this, and a few boxes of that.

You never know.

Maybe.

It might be all right.

All right, here we go.

Number 20, what are you going to pay?

How much. 50?

50 right there.

100. - Right here.

One there. 150?

- Yup! - 150

200 there.

2 1/2 - Right here.

2 1/2 there, looking for 3?

- Yup! - 3 there, 3 1/2, 350.

- Right here. - And 350 there.

400?

400 there. 450?

- Yup! - 450, now 5?

Right here.

- 5 here, 550, 525? - Yup!

- 525, 5 1/2. - Right here.

5 1/2, yes.

575 now? - Yup!

I got 575 here.

We're at bid 600.

600 going once, 600, 600 going twice.

That's the final call at $600.

Sold it your way, 575 on Dave, 575.

You're out, Kenny.

You beat me, bruh.

As we say in cowboy terms, your cheese has done

slipped off your cracker, sir.

What, is everybody mad at me now or what?

You're not my friend no more.

You no Steve no more, Dave.

Sorry, Steve.

This Steve's a Dave.

All I wanted to do was make a few hundred bucks,

so let's see if we got it.

Let's see what we're starting out with here.

This seems like a Christmas sweater.

"Chilling with my snowmies in California."

My snowmies, like homies?

All right. 10 bucks at Christmastime.

More Christmas, more Christmas, more Christmas, 20 bucks.

Tree stand, 10 bucks.

A nebulizer, if this is for kids, 40 bucks.

Arts and crafts, 20 bucks.

Mostly swap meet items here.

A little bit of clothes.

Another 20 bucks in there.

These are blinds.

Blinds for your windows.

So 10, 10, 10 is 30 bucks.

These are blinds.

But I can see the profit.

10 bucks on the coat rack.

The old tortilla warmer, kitchen items, $20.

This is kind of cool.

Empty.

This thing almost feels

like it's made out of wood.

I've never seen a wooden briefcase in my life.

Love it.

This one's even better.

Look at this.

This would match Dustin's hat today.

He should have came with this.

Nice.

This one's very cool.

Look at it.

It looks like it's all snakeskin inside here too.

I might have to have this checked out,

because I don't think I've ever had an alligator or

a wooden briefcase, but I'm going

to set it right here to the side

so I can do something with it later.

Oh my God.

Here we go with another briefcase.

Love it. Love it.

Love it.

Stuffed animals, some shoes, another 20 bucks down there.

$10 blender.

These are nice little swap meet items.

Air Fryer, 5 bucks.

Oh my Lord.

Nice.

I might have to call this the briefcase unit.

Shiatsu massage, Shogun shiatsu.

These are very cool.

They're actually very expensive.

These are about 150 bucks.

Oh my God, look at this, Xbox galore, man.

Now we're talking, 13, 14, 15, 16.

I'm going to call that 200 bucks right there.

Oh, this is a bar table and four high-back chairs,

100 bucks.

Oh my gosh.

OK let's see what they got pots, pans, 40 bucks.

Ten more dollars worth of clothes.

Got some garden tools in here, a shovel, 10 bucks.

Another $10 worth of blinds.

There's probably another $20 of miscellaneous right there.

I'm going to say that's going to be all she wrote.

I've made my money back, and now I want to have them

looked at and see what's up.

I gotta get back to the auction.

I'm sure everybody misses me.

Are you ready?

Come on now, 10x10.

Here we go!

Whoo!

All right.

This is packed.

I mean, this tiger print is pretty sweet,

but everything else,

yeah, no.

We got a gamer chair.

That looks good.

You might have a gamer computer.

There's a big old coffee table down there.

Well, the sofa looks nice and wrapped up.

That could be cleaned, but I don't know.

They got some children's dresses in here.

Pissy mattress, No good.

Hey, Kenny, if you like this one, I'll stand back for you.

[bleep], you ain't never stand back, Dave.

I know you, Dave.

There's a sofa, there's mattresses, glass.

There's tools.

I don't know.

That's a very light toolbox to be up on its side

in the middle of a clothes pile.

It could be very full of gold and stuff in there.

- Kenny do it, damn it. - Right?

All righty.

We got to big nice gamer unit.

What are you going to pay for this one?

How much? How much?

How much? How much money where?

25. I got 25 there?

What about 30?

35 now. What about 35?

- Boom shakalaka! - Whoo!

I got 35.

Do I hear 45?

45 going once.

45 going twice.

Last and final call at 45 bucks.

Sold it to you.

You got it there, Steve, $35.

What's up, Steve?

Kenny do it.

Steve done done it.

I got you, girl.

That's it.

Still cheaper than gambling in Vegas, America.

Hmm, times 17.

Ugh.

All right, folks, let's go this way, to the right,

to the right.

What's up, Steve?

What's up, Steve?

How you say it in Spanish?

- Esteven. - Steven.

Yeah, Esteven.

No? OK.

Or Esteban?

Stephen.

That's a good lock there, boy.

One thing is for sure, Danny, Moreno Valley has huge units.

- Right? - You ready?

- Yeah. - Making magic.

Come on now, Moreno Valley.

- M stands for magic. - Here we go.

Wow.

It's nice and tidy.

Look's like--

You took the words right out of my mouth, honey.

Want to go check it out?

Yeah.

What do you see in here?

I see a Razor scooter.

Well, I see a lot of clothes.

Shoes, there's some glass.

I mean, glass is sellable.

That's clear glass, though.

The main question is--

Yeah?

Does your hand itch yet?

My hand is itchy.

Really?

Ooh.

Oh, I love the Live, Laugh, Loves.

Oh, there's some household items.

A couple of scooters.

I don't know.

Maybe.

There's some swap meet items.

You got a lot of household items.

You got a lot of one-wheel skateboards.

That damn car seat looks been through a lot of kids

there, boy.

You see all the stains on that thing?

You know, the last kid was 24 years

old that was in that chair.

24.

Yuck, so hot.

Well, it helps to bring an umbrella

that actually produces shade.

A gentleman does not make fun of a lady's parasol.

Well, like that big, giant [bleep] stupid hat

that you've got on?

This is like a backyard umbrella.

Yeah.

But if he won't be a gentleman, I certainly won't be a lady.

All right, if you're ready to go, I'm ready to go.

Here we go, number 20, what are you going to pay on this one?

Here we go.

I've got $100 there. Who'll give me 200?

200 where? 200 there.

225? 225, 250?

250, and 275?

275 there. Want to bit 3?

3. 325?

3 1/4? 325, 3 1/4 there?

350? 3 1/2?

Looking for 350. 3 1/2, 75?

375. Now, 400?

400 there. 4 1/4 now.

I've got 4 1/4 and 25, 4 1/2?

450 now.

4 1/2, 475 now. - Right there.

You got it in the back.

Do we bid 5?

500?

500 going once, 500 going twice.

Last and final call at 500 bucks tonight?

Sold that your way, Lupe, got it 475.

- Yay! - Lupe!

Lupe and Dusty winner at $475.

I trust everything Lupe does.

You should.

So you think it's here?

- Yeah, I see it. - Well--

There's potential.

There's boxes.

There's something in the middle.

We're not seeing it.

It's about what you can't see, right?

- Yeah, exactly. - All right, I trust you.

OK.

Oomph.

Oh! - Oh!

All right!

Prince's unit.

Can you use your imagination

All right.

Well, we know it's going to be clean.

Oh, wow.

They got little bags of stuff here,

little boxes, headboard, mattress.

Can't pull the sheets, so I don't know what's under there.

Mysterious.

I might have to be on this one.

All right.

I guess this is what they call a genuine mystery unit.

I see a lot of furniture.

I mean, it's clean.

What's under the blanket?

I say it's a desk.

I got a little bit of an itch, maybe.

Really?

A little bit.

OK.

You've got a what?

Refrigerator, a printer that's probably not oomph.

I love me some Prince.

♪ Oh-Oh ♪

But this is very intriguing right here.

Is it?

Is it really, Kenny?

It got something in it.

Yeah.

Paperwork.

Don't talk like that, Brandi.

Yeah.

Steve is in the mood today.

Watch out now.

Not terrible.

I like their manifestation board.

There's some swap meet, sellable items.

I might try it.

All right, here we go.

Number 20, what are you going to pay

for this mystery purple unit?

- 10x10, folks. - Set them down.

How much money where? - 100 bucks.

100.

- Yeah! - 200.

- 3. - 3.

How about 4? - Yeah.

400, 500?

500, 600?

600, will you bid 700?

Yup!

- 700 here, now 8? - Yeah.

8, got 9? 900.

$1,000? - 1.

- We've got 1,000, 1,050? - Yup!

- 1,050, 1,100? - Yeah.

1,100, 11 1/2, 11 1/2?

Yup!

11 1/2, 11 1/2, and 1,175?

Yes.

If one more person bids, I'm going to need bail money.

- 1,175, and 12? - Yup!

- 1,200, 1,225? - Yes.

- 12 1/4, 12 1/2? - Yup!

1,250, 1,275?

It's way too hot to piss Brandi off today.

Come on.

1,275, it'll be 13? What about 13?

No 13? What about 13?

What about 1,300?

Going once, I get 1,275, 1,300?

Going twice.

Last and final call at 1,300 bucks.

Sold it your way, 1,275 Brandi, 1,275.

We're all going to talk about this later.

Whoo! You got it, girl.

All of you.

Family meeting.

I think you're going to look great in purple.

♪ Oh-oh ♪

I got the best locker of the day, but I paid for it.

Folks, that's the end of the auction.

And don't forget to pay the lady.

Thank you, everyone.

All right.

OK.

Some knives.

Uh, 20 bucks for the knives.

Those look kind of fancy.

Oh.

An antique massager.

I'll say $40.

That's kind of cool.

Let's see what we got here.

Ooh, it's a little washing machine.

Looks like it's brand-new.

Probably get 100 bucks for this.

NEEWER, let's see.

Oh, some kind of lights.

Two of these.

Hmm.

A teleprompter glass.

These are cool.

Two lights, prompter glass, I'll

probably get 150 bucks for that.

A little stand, probably get 10 bucks for it.

I'll clean it up.

Printer's-- looks like it's pretty new.

$20.

Files, oh, that one's open.

These two aren't.

Did that work? Yep.

Got it.

I thought there was something cool in here.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Kids, if you find one of these in your parents' room,

don't look at what's on it. 20 bucks.

All right.

OK.

Ooh.

Three of them, huh? 100 bucks in old laptops.

Oh, got a Mac.

Probably get $50 for that.

Got a kick-ass speaker.

I'm going to say 40 bucks for the two of those.

This is cute.

Table $40.

Oh, $50 for the suits.

Little mini fridge.

$50.

OK.

More lights.

I'm going to say $50 for these.

Lenses.

Those are cool.

Commander optics, $20.

Oh, there's more lenses.

Lens, 100 bucks for all that.

Oh, more light or what? No.

Just kidding.

Soundboard.

I'd say 200 bucks for the sound mixer.

Another one of these, $20.

Wow, OK, another sound contraption.

Another 200 bucks for this guy.

Microphone, monitor, another mic.

$150 for the rest of this.

I should start a podcast with all this equipment.

A whole set of dishes that are actually kind of decent.

These are cute.

There's a whole little set.

$40. It's really nice.

Ooh, look at this.

It's nice.

$40 for the knife.

Boxes, ooh.

Another sound mixer.

Oh, it's a-- it's like a--

I'd say 100 bucks for this guy.

This is nice.

Cords, more lighting, microphones.

Another 100 bucks in here for sound and lights.

Oh, I got about $200 in stands in here.

I'd say $40 for the TV stand.

Bed frame and headboard. $40.

This, 20 bucks.

The stools are very nice.

I'd say $50 for the pair.

Rolling buffet itself is very nice.

That-- probably get 100 bucks for this.

All right, well, I mean, there's a nice clean

haul, made my money back.

God willing, I can drink some water

and sit somewhere cool for a minute,

'cause [bleep] it's hot.

Kenny do it.

Damn it.

I only spent 35 big ones.

Let's go digging.

OK, let's start off with the black bag first.

Oh, look at that.

We got some Flash Gordons.

I could use this.

I am now a member.

I'll go direct some planes now.

Have 'em all crash.

No money, man.

They ain't got nothing in here.

Not even a bag worth no money.

Tools box.

A lot of tools, screws, and bolts.

They got a telephone.

$5.

$5, $5.

Toolbox, I'll say about 30 bucks.

This is called a gaming nasty-ass chair.

He had Jheri curl juice everywhere.

It's called N-O-N no money, N-O-M.

Uh-oh.

This might be good.

Ooh, $10 here.

I probably could use it on my buttocks,

'cause I ain't got none.

Gaming headphone, brand-new.

Do it like this.

Hey, Calvin, I'm going to whip your ass tonight on the Xbox,

you hear?

20 bucks, boy.

Oh, I got another vest.

You never can be too safe.

Here we go.

Don't get jealous, America.

I'm double-protected.

Let's go right here.

Dude, they must have walked in this office.

Kenny?

I'm looking for you.

What I done done, girl?

You know the rules.

The rule is what?

You gotta pay the lady before you go in the unit.

♪ I got to pay the lady ♪

You're the only one who hasn't paid.

Hey, that's not--

I don't want you to put no tariffs on my unit.

35 bucks.

You making your money back?

I'm trying.

You got some change for a hundred.

That really is $100 bill.

Yeah now, don't go too fast.

You can help a brother out.

You see me by myself over here.

- All right. - Damn.

Take a vest so you won't be misinterpreted by anything.

OK.

Just in case a plane come or something.

Wow.

I'm so lucky.

All right, $65 is your change.

Thank you.

So, what are you going to do with all these mattresses?

That [bleep] dirty. No money.

They got so much evidence on there.

Well, I'm going to leave you to your unit.

Damn, that was fast.

I'm not much of a, you know, heavy lifter.

Other than a heavy shopper.

Oh, girl. Watch your step, girl.

Take care. Thanks, babe. Thanks!

Have fun!

I'll see you, seniorico.

Dirty mattresses?

No.

This is why I collect the money.

All right, America, we got kitchenware.

There's about $20 worth of mugs right here.

Oh, Lord!

Look at what you got here, boy.

Look what I got.

Xbox, I love you.

I love you!

I'm going to sell this to my brother.

Carl, you want it?

$150 no credit.

You and your dawgs can play.

$150.

Got a lot of DVDs, $30 worth of DVDs right here.

Backpack, oh, man, ain't this some [bleep]?

Blue 29! Blue 29!

Let's go, boy.

We're going back in the day right here.

Blue 29! What's up!

Ain't no face mask.

You know you dead.

Oh, man.

Man, this is badass, bro.

There's 100-year-old sweat in here.

Look at the earplugs-- ear things, man.

This is beautiful, though.

This is real, genuine horsehide leather here.

There's two of them!

Oh my God, bro.

1925, yeah, we're going to Canton.

I'm coming to get you, cameraman.

You've been getting the wrong angle.

Ha-ha-ha!

America, that's what they used to play in the NFL with, bro.

What is this?

Damn, they had a whole-- oh, my God, bruh.

This is beautiful.

1939.

Blue 29! Hut!

Hut! Hut!

Hut! Hut!

Hut!

And another helmet.

Catch 'em.

Catch 'em, Americans!

Oh, look at that boy.

I ain't know you had hands like that, cuz.

Damn, bro.

Low-key Heisman.

Yeah, this is money right here.

All leather.

I need to go get this here investigated if I want to know

how much this is worth.

Hut! Hut! Hut!

Video games, let's see if it's in here.

Oh, yeah, they're in here. $15 worth of video games.

The rest of this stuff, no money.

I'm going to call an audible and see if this football stuff

can throw me a Hails Marys.

Forget yup!

It's hut, hut, hut!

Take that, Dave.

I hope your hand itch was correct.

We paid for 475 for God knows what.

Well God or Lupe's palm.

Well, all righty then.

All right.

We have shoes.

There's brands.

Oh, you wanted to go skating.

You get 10 bucks for these roller skates.

50 bucks in shoes.

Well, I don't want to mess up my hat.

All right.

This looks like a dirty situation.

Yeah, I agree with you.

OK.

Oh, look at this. - Oh.

Old VHS.

People like VHS now.

I'll get at least like, 60 bucks.

We're going places.

It's all uphill from here.

Ooh, I see a bunch of DVDs.

That's a lot of DVDs.

They're all good titles.

At least $150 in DVDs.

This is good.

Ooh, I could sell this.

Yeah?

How much?

When I clean it up, 30 bucks.

I like it.

Ooh, more jackets.

You like the fuzzy ones, don't you?

Yeah, this is another at least 20 bucks.

Look at this thing.

Aw, dude.

What did you grab?

I don't want to say.

It's sticky, though.

Ew!

Oh, I see it.

Gross.

That's horrible.

Do you have, like, some gasoline

so I could burn my hand off?

I don't want to talk about how many times I washed my hands.

Can we just forget this ever happened?

All right.

Anyways.

- You clean? - Yes, thank you.

Super clean.

Dresser.

Someone might buy this dresser for 20 bucks, though.

What do you think?

20 bucks.

What about the fridge?

OK, it's clean.

What? 50 bucks?

$100.

OK.

Good clothes so far.

That's 10 bucks.

Isn't this that Ed Hardy?

You like Ed Hardy.

Good eye, 30 bucks.

I'm glad you know how to sell this stuff.

I do. I do.

This is 20 bucks.

A little remote control car, 20 bucks.

Nice.

Those scooters, easy like 10 bucks each.

Ooh, now that's the bike that I liked initially.

You can get 20 bucks for the bike.

Or the girly one?

20 bucks.

Hey.

Plushies!

Plushies are good.

$20. All right.

Another one?

Toys. - Toys.

At least 10 bucks.

Come on.

My Little Pony.

Another 10 bucks.

Look at more toys.

We can make all the kids happy.

There's Nerf guns and little costumes.

30 bucks.

Can you sell air mattresses?

Do they sell?

10 bucks.

Quilted blanket.

These are good.

People buy them to make jackets.

OK.

At least $20.

These are popular now, too.

Yeah, these are good.

It's nostalgic now to use a digital camera,

because everybody uses their cell phones,

and now they're using these again.

30 bucks.

Halloween? - Ooh.

Ooh, these are cool.

We can get at least 20 bucks for all

these Halloween decorations.

Yeah.

Ooh, this is good.

She's really popular right now, Ms. Betty.

I like this. - Awesome.

Look, there's two.

For you.

These are actually really good.

These are good jackets.

Yeah.

These just scream '90s.

What are these worth nowadays?

The thing about this business is,

even when you think you know, you should always double check.

Yeah.

I know exactly who to call about these jackets.

Lupe's going to be so impressed.

Hi ho Silver, away.

- Race. - I'm going to beat you.

Hey, no fair!

Uh-oh.

I see something coming.

We're meeting Renaissance woman Miss

Shannon at her garage to price our Boop-boop-be-doops.

Ooh, the hair.

Hi.

I'm sorry I'm late.

I was getting my nails done. - That's OK.

So you're Miss Shannon?

- I'm Miss Shannon. - I'm Dusty.

Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. - I'm Lupe.

- Nice to meet you. - Love.

Thank you.

So you're ready to see some cool stuff.

I am.

Let's open up the garage. - All right.

Let's see what you've got.

Spiffy Betty Boop jackets.

I love that jacket.

It's so cool.

Isn't it so pretty?

Yeah, this, the Jeff Hamilton jacket, so iconic,

definitely a collectible.

Jeff Hamilton,

he used to work for Guess in the '80s, and then he went

on to do his own jacket line.

And everyone who was anyone had a Jeff

Hamilton jacket in the '80s, '90s, Madonna,

Michael Jordan, Axl Rose.

Wow.

This is beautiful.

It's got all these different colors.

The back.

- I like the lining. - I like the purple.

- Little pop of color. - It's very pretty.

It's very Prince.

Rest in peace.

The liner is nice.

There's a little bit of damage

right here, probably somebody trying

to put their knife in their pocket and kept missing.

Oh.

These literally look like knife marks.

Wow.

They were a rebel just like Betty.

Yeah.

Yeah, you got to always carry your knife.

You carry a knife?

I always carry a knife.

You never know when you might need to cut a bitch.

Whoa.

But this one, this one's just so beautiful.

The stitching, the artwork.

She's winking.

She's got the fishnets with the line

up the back, the heels.

Everything matches.

It's just totally moto.

It's in really good shape.

It's just beautiful.

So where did Betty Boop even come from?

She comes from the '30s.

She's actually the very first female to be a cartoon.

Wow.

She was created by Max Fleischer.

The animator went on to create "Snow White."

It was after the Depression.

And so here comes Betty, like the ultimate flapper girl with

her little pin curls and her cute little high voice

saying, boop-boop-be-doop.

She challenged female stereotypes by expressing

her sexuality openly.

This was the Jazz Age.

Betty is pretty old.

She's like 95 years old.

- No way. - And you can't kill Betty.

She keeps going through all these resurgence.

- Pretty cool. - She's pretty cool.

Yeah.

So are these going to bring us some money?

How many Hamiltons are they worth?

How many Hamiltons are they worth?

That's great.

This jacket, all these different colors, this one,

I would say--

$900.

Whoa!

Moreno Valley, itchy palm, let's go.

Yes, but this one, it's in really good shape.

I would say an easy $1,000.

- What? - No way. Really?

Yeah.

That's great.

Thanks.

Well, thank you so much for the info.

We appreciate you very much.

Yeah, thank you so much.

We love those numbers.

Thank you.

- You're super cool. - Thanks.

So we are going to boop on out of here.

- ♪ Boop-boop-be-doop ♪ - Grab your jacket.

I found a cool store named Mister Freedom.

Well, typical employee standing around doing nothing.

And the guy I talked to sounded interesting too.

Hello.

Hello.

Enoch Bayrd.

He's going to brief me on these cases that I found.

I was gonna knock, but the door was open.

You've got this beautiful store here.

Tell me about yourself.

So this is Mister Freedom.

We've been here 20 years.

Wow.

Vintage-inspired clothes, and as you can see,

we also specialize in leather.

Made in LA.

Nice leather, made in America.

I love it.

Well, the reason I'm here is, I've

got these beautiful briefcases I'd like to find out about.

And clearly, I'm not a corporate man,

but what do you think I got here?

Well, for not being a corporate man,

you've got some good briefcases here.

Really?

Cool. I'm glad to hear that.

So we got this leather briefcase, a little

rough condition, probably '80s.

'80s, that's vintage nowadays, right?

That is vintage.

So we could do some leather conditioner on there,

maybe clean it up a little bit.

We could church it up a little bit, I'm sure.

Then we go a little bit further back in time.

Oh, that's even farther than that one.

We got late '50s, leather on the outside.

It's in pretty good condition, a little clean out in there,

and you've got it.

Little threadings coming undone, but that's pretty--

stays pretty solid.

Got the key lock, whereas opposed to this one,

you have the combo lock, which tells me it's a little bit

earlier on this one.

Yeah, we have the wood one.

And it's a pretty good-looking wood.

Probably mahogany.

You got the Presto combination lock.

So what does that mean?

When you open it, you go presto.

Change-o. Here we go.

OK.

The lock opens pretty well.

These ones usually get all sticky.

Love that clink sound.

Clean inside.

- Yeah-- - Yeah, it's all lined.

It's lined with a little leather up here.

It's solid wood. - Nice.

There's no scratches, no dings.

It's a great find for sure.

Yeah, I've never seen one myself.

I've been doing this for 40 years, you know?

I have this beautiful one here.

Look at this. - Oof.

I would say probably '80s.

This is a nice one.

I'm going to say it's probably horned crocodile.

And the patina on it is amazing.

The reptile one over time will start breaking.

So this is in such good condition,

it's a pretty rare find.

Nice brass combo lock, again, the clink on the combination

locks is perfect.

The skin inside is so nice and smooth.

So smooth, the underbelly of the croc.

Oh, is what that is?

Yeah, so that's going to be the underbelly.

Oh, wow.

A point where any predator would want to strike

the crocodile underneath. - The soft part.

That's the soft part right here.

So they use that for the inside,

give it a little smooth, elegant look to it.

Yeah.

That's why I never show my underbelly.

Because everybody's always trying to stab me.

So you're not--

let me ask you, what do you think the value of these

would be?

I would say, all in all, you got about--

I think we got $920 in all.

Wow.

You never know what you got.

That sounds like a lick to me.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, Dave

Who's the GOAT now?

I am the GOAT-est of all time.

Hey, I appreciate your time.

And you know what?

If I get any more of these, I'll be calling you.

OK? - Thank you, Dave.

- You're welcome. - I'll see you soon.

All right, buddy.

My boy, Ivy, hooked a brother up

so I could see what my antique football items are worth.

I can't believe this, America.

I'm about to meet NFL quarterback Vince Ferragamo

at Sports Authentic USA.

Hot damn!

We're going to throw some touchdowns.

I'm looking for a Vince Ferragamo.

Hey, boy, right here. What's up, sir?

Hey!

What are you doing with that car in your hand?

Kenny. How you doing, Kenny?

Ivy sent me over here to--

Yeah, Ivy said to line this up for you.

Ivy told me you could give me a little heads-up on this

here stuff right here, bro. - Oh, man.

You brought in some old stuff.

Yeah.

You're at the right place, because look at all

the stuff that's in here.

Man, this is beautiful.

Pelé and I were buddies, you know?

We used to kick the ball around a lot, man.

He was a big football fan. - For real?

Yeah.

What you doing with that Volkswagen in your hand?

I'm just looking at all this stuff,

memorabilia in this place.

Can you believe the size of this shoe?

Ain't no way, bruh.

This is Shaq's shoe.

I mean, I could fit both my feet in that thing.

What do you think? - Teslums.

Probably size 20 or something like that.

22s.

22?

Yeah, 24 is if he don't cut his toenails.

Yeah.

- Let me look at this stuff. - OK.

Look at this, bruh.

This one here even got years and dates and--

- What? - Positions and all that.

- It fits you good too. - Yeah?

But wow, it's in great shape.

Well, that's leather.

That's cowhide leather all the way.

OK, wait.

It's got a name on there.

What it say?

It says--

- Johnny Unitas. - No.

Johnny Unitas? No.

That says fullback. - Oh!

See fullback?

Yeah.

He was a running back, this guy, 1925.

See? - Yeah.

That's 100 years ago.

That's a century-old helmet.

These were the leather helmets they started out with.

Then they progressed to the plastic helmet, the Riddell

helmets in the '40s.

He took some hits, but man, this

is in great shape, this thing.

You know, they didn't throw the ball much back then.

- It was all running. - All pretty much running.

Did you play football?

Yeah, I played linebacker.

My coach called me Owl--

Owl man. - Owl man.

Owl man.

Why, because you were a nocturnal-- you were--

No, he told me all is he could see

is my eyes through the helmet.

I got a question for you.

How long have you played in the NFL?

Played in the NFL nine years, one year in the CFL.

Ivy played in the Arena Football.

Yeah.

So that's indoor football.

Yeah.

Bruh, I see the pictures of him in the helmet, bruh.

I'm like-- Ivy look like he ready to go

to war anytime, anywhere.

I don't stand next to him that much.

Really?

He make me look small.

So do you have like a favorite team you played for?

I played for three teams, actually four teams.

Which one stands out the most?

The LA Rams.

But, you know, playing in Los Angeles was--

was my hometown. - Yeah.

You know, went to the Super Bowl, first Super Bowl

the Rams have been in.

I won some money on that game too.

- Did you? - Yeah.

That's Super Bowl XIV.

That means you bet on the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Yeah.

You bet on the wrong team.

You know what? Because--

Hold on.

My AFLAC don't cover this right here.

Oh, hey, no.

No, hey, they were favored by 11 1/2 points.

You didn't think we can cover that spread?

Like I said, I made me some money, .

Well, I'm telling you, you got some good football stuff.

You know what this says?

Look, Spalding.

I didn't even see Spalding on that.

Yeah, right there.

This one here is a little bit more roughed up.

The rats kind of got to this one a little bit.

That thing feel like a hard biscuit.

This one here--

That's-- that's pretty nice.

Leather is still soft.

All right, Vince?

Yes?

Can you tell me how much this whole giddy up cost?

Whoa.

Well, for all of this right here that you have,

I mean, as I look at it, I would have to say--

$1,500.

Now, that's what I'm talking about.

Touchdown for your ass there, boy.

Let's get it right here.

You got the dance going, buddy.

Right here.

Right here.

Oh, touchdown, baby.

Congratulations, man.

I got the ball.

Well, are you ready to go outside and see if we

can make a 2-point conversion?

Let's do that, bruh. I'm a professional.

I hope you can catch.

Undercover tight end, linebacker.

narrator: Dusty and Lupe felt the magic

of Moreno Valley palming 2,100 boop-boop-be-doops.

Kenny Crossley scored a touchdown with 1,800 Steves.

Dave "The GOAT" Hester made a case for $1,100,

while Brandi Passante warmed up to a cool 900 bucks.

Down, set, hike!

Oh.

Ooh! All day!

I can do it better!

I can do it better.

Man, that one hit me right in the crotch.

I'm warming up.

Down, set, hike!

There he goes!

Oh, over his head!

He caught it.

Ow!

It's a touchdown!

I like it.

All day, every day.

Down.

Set. Hike!

Oh, no.

Touchdown!