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Hey, hey.

Hey, Mom.

What's up, couch potato?

What? Come on.

What? Have you moved since I left?

Uh, yeah, to get some soda.

To get some soda? Yeah.

Ugh.

Come on. I mean, I'm glad you're into books and reading and they've taught you

well, but this is, uh, you need to get off the couch once in a while, you know?

I do. I...

To get soda. I know. Not everybody's trying to be a fitness fanatic. I'm not

fitness fanatic by any means.

Well, you are now.

But I did put in a good cardio session.

I know.

You could do that every once in a while, you know?

I guess so.

Come on.

Why aren't you joining me at the gym?

I don't want to do that.

Really, it's not that big a deal. Just come for 30 minutes every once in a

while.

I'll think about it. You'll think about it.

Think about it while you sit on the couch for another day.

Yes. And read more books and play more video games.

You kids stress me out, you know that?

Yeah.

I am so freaking tense.

My neck is killing me.

You should give me a massage.

I don't know how to do that.

It's not hard.

The most activity you've gotten all day. Come on.

Do I not make you kids good dinner like every night?

Do I not do all of your laundry?

Pick up, clean the house?

Take you to your activities?

I'll do it if you make lasagna.

I love making lasagna.

You know, they say, if a mother makes you lasagna, She really, really loves

Come on. Who says that?

I did.

Come on.

Just come to the bedroom in a minute.

Okay.

Hey, you got off the couch.

Well, I want some lasagna, I guess.

I know you like a good lasagna.

And I need a good massage.

You can handle that, right?

I told you, my girl, it's like... It's not that hard.

Really, come on.

Okay.

I told you, your shoulders are so tense.

You guys have been stressing me out lately.

Come on.

Like that?

That's okay.

And the scotch are getting in the way.

That better?

Um, okay.

That's good. Now lie a little back, too.

Right in here.

You could use a little work.

It's okay.

I've done this before.

When I do cardio on the treadmill, it kills my low back.

Is that

okay,

Mom?

Mm -hmm. Thanks.

That's a good spot right there, deep in the glutes

Honey. I should probably... Probably what?

Just not give you any more massage.

Why, baby?

Because I have a boner.

That's okay.

That's not okay.

It happened.

You don't have a

girlfriend

in a while, so... I can see how that could happen.

It's alright.

I didn't mean to do that.

I can take care of that.

I'll give you a little massage too.

Are you sure

it's okay?

Is that a good one?