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Okay, so it's really easy, okay?

Just put your hand right there.

Okay. And the other one there, okay?

Okay. You just got to concentrate on holding it steady.

Okay. Don't move around too much, all right?

Okay.

Don't worry. Don't be nervous, okay? Just relax.

Hold the camera.

Just like it is when Jason does it, okay?

Don't worry about it.

Okay, love.

Do I need to hit, is it recording now, or?

Yeah, I think I turned it on already.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah.

You're recording.

Okay. I'm just afraid, like, what if I don't, like, if I mess it up, you know?

Like, I record it, right? Well, hey, you know what?

I need an update for this week. I haven't put one up yet.

And I don't know. I don't know if he's coming back. I mean, Jason and I got in

huge fight.

So, yeah, things were kind of bad.

But, you know, it'll be easier with you.

Because normally I'm just, like, pretending that it's my son.

But now, you know.

Yeah, true.

Yeah.

But what if, like, we're not going to get in trouble?

In trouble like how?

Well, like, if people know that I'm, like, actually your son, though.

Isn't that, like, illegal or whatever?

The only thing people are going to see is your pee -pee, baby. Don't worry

about it.

They don't even know, all right?

Okay.

What if I, like... It's a really nice one, too.

I just, like, I don't want to come too fast, but whatever.

All right, we'll work on that.

Okay.

Should I restart it, though? Like, because we were, like, talking and

Sure.

Want to do that?

Okay.

I know we really shouldn't be doing this, but I can't help it.

I've always wondered what it would feel like to have you grow in my mouth.

Have you ever wondered what mommy's mouth would feel like there?

Yes, mommy.

Come out there.

You're getting harder and growing bigger for mommy.

Mommy can touch you in a very, very special way.

You're doing a really good job holding that camera, baby.

Oh, thanks, Mom.

It can be kind of hard when you're distracted.

I can talk a little bit, right?

As long as you just follow what mommy says, okay?

Okay, mom.

Come here.

Do you remember me changing in front of you when you were little?

Yeah. Yeah?

Did you think I'd be looking at you like this?

Yes, ma 'am.

Not yet. Do you need a break?

Yeah, just for a second.

Okay. Not yet, okay?

Okay.

We need a lot of footage.

Okay. All right. I know it's hard sometimes.

I can feel how hard it is.

You can hold the camera like that? Yeah.

Okay.

Let's see.

When Jason does it, he shakes a lot.

He might.

Here. Here.

Here.

Just let that break for a second.

so everybody can watch.

Doing a good job

at all oh come on

Jason never fucked me up.